spicy

I have no clue whether the e-mail addresses they use to create accounts here is legit, but I felt better sending as many nasty e-mails as I could to the spam accounts today.

Whomever calculated the cost per thousand on this project should be fired.

TRANSLATION:

Just another typical Thursday night at "da club" for ol' Tahoe.
I think you meant "with" da club, not at.

:theclub:


Your obsession with BiggChris is getting out of hand.

TRANSLATION:

Just another typical Thursday night at "da club" for ol' Tahoe.

At least I ask for lube you want it in ya dry crack.

Hate when my bro fights my sis.

I sure hope NicoleC5 has some new coupons.

Fuck that scope thing. I am wiped out. Not being able to eat since Wednesday kicked my ass. On the way home from the hospital I stopped at McDonalds and bought a chocolate shake that tasted great, but still no strength. I guzzled a couple quarts of apple juice so hopefully that'll kick in soon.

I think it was dehydration more than anything. I took the laxatives last eve so I was up all night drinking water but flushing down the toilet as fast I could drink it...iykwim.

So yeah, fasting for over a day and half, taking laxatives and having a scope up the shitlocker is not a lot of fun.

It's hard to drycrack somebody when they're into so many fluids. Try to take it down a notch.

A friend of mine has 3rd stage colon cancer and his odds of dying from it are greater than 50-50.

He lives out of state. Some friends and I are taking a road trip to see him soon, once he's done with a round of chemo.

Reading Tahoe's assplumbing adventures is reminding me of this.

Vacay = Spurs.

Trying to figure out what to do this 10-day facial hair growth.

Never tried just the moustache before, so that might be fun for a day, in a kitschy way.

Or I could just leave it and show up looking like a homeless person.

Are you sure the mustache won't interfere with your getting rid of all the spammers and catching up on happy brthdays and all that?

Glad to know that I'd be missed if I died.

Looks like I gots some new blogs to read.

Do they have wi-fi at Outback Steakhouse?

Things that are bro: The Palmer & Pollack Show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdvh-6HInbE&feature=relmfu

Also, gay.

So that's who buys the size medium shirts in the boys department.

#nopedo

Yeah, the premiere was the greatest display of toolery I've ever seen -- and I've read every post of Tre's in the Adidas thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVhbo07gQj4&feature=channel_video_title

"PICK SIX" LOL

I didn't watch the whole show though. I assume Jesse gave David a rose at the end.

^ I can't blame you.

going to nap when I get home... it will be one for the ages. Not sure I'll wake up until after winter

I need more guy friends. So tired of chicks whining to me about their relationship bullshit. Don't care, bitch.

We seriously need a 'Tahoe Owns' emoticon.

I could just put it in my sig, cuz every one of my posts has refreshing honesty and facts. Especially owning Poli-Sci forum.

We seriously need a 'Tahoe Owns' emoticon.
OOOOOhhhhhh, sorry. Afraid we're going to have to go back and double-check the criteria on that one. Doesn't look good. Sorry Brah.

have to order cable. never done this before. comcast is offering 30 per for 80 channels. i can go sans contract or lock the rate in for 2 years, w/ 75 early term fee. anyone have a recomendation here?

also, anyone happen to know how much B1G network costs? probably get that til march, unless its alot.

no and no

Just deleted about 800 users that had never posted and/or looked like bogus accounts/spammers.

If I got you by mistake, my bad.

u the man, glenn dan

I better post sumpin to check if Glan 'mistakenly' deleted me.

I survived the axe.

800 users? baker must have been preparing for the football season.

IT MUST BE FOOTBALL SEASON

my new place has a dining room thats 13'7" by 9'7". i definitely dont need a dining room. my top thought for the room right now is a ping pong table. reg size is 9' by 5". my question, is my space big enough to play pong on and still have fun? obviously, there are other uses for a ping pong table, but i'd like to use it correctly from time to time. def dont want a "the place to be!" scenario, though.

Have you considered a smoking room? Velvet robe, leather slippers, magazines for the intellectual elite, well-stocked bookcases, H.S. Trask catalogs, a bust of Lionel Richie's head, et al?

funny enough, i considered a reading room. while i have been reading more, i realized it'd still be a pretty stupid idea.

smoking is a little taboo in my new place. its not allowed. the building is 90 years old but the place is very well kept up, and they were very clear about the ban.

so probably not smoking (i dont anyway, other than cigars). right now, we'll put that in the maybe section, right next to "orgy room".

A few more suggestions, if I may:

1. Toy train room
2. Star Wars figures
3. Mannequins
4. Raggedy Ann and Andy. (just themed wallpaper, napkins, tablecloth, etc., nothing creepy like the actual dolls or anything)

All would be a big hit with the ladies.

mannequins is genius. maybe i'll even start dressing like alex from a clock work orange.

http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/a-clockwork-orange-alex-at-the-korova-milk-bar1.jpg

i shoulda got those white jeans...

Magic Johnson will be in town to hire people:

http://www.oakgov.com/about/news/2011/pr_11_149.html

Lol, my mom used to be in charge of that shit.

Not feeling so well today, you guys.

There's my excuse in case I suck.

i bought a suit at jos a bank over the summer. got it tailored there too. was told i'd have it 2 weeks later. its now 16-20 weeks later, no suit. i've been in a couple times, told they would look into it and call me.

not a word. tomorrow im calling the regional manager to cancel the suit, get my money back, and tell them im mad as hell and i wont take it anymore.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQTYoocIboFzRqtHiMJzAiZJUrd5O0p jADnegGD1XKWbFD-XJd4CT831v7

assuming they try to get me to keep the sale, any recommendations for terms i should demand? it was already an "1000 dollar suit" i bought at 75% off. right now im thinking i'll demand they take an addition 75% off or i ust want my money back. im actually fairly pissed. hand jobs, reach arounds, rim jobs, every thing is on the table for things i'll demand.

Presumably the suit is lost and irretrievable so they're probably going to have you picking out a new one. You must insist on getting the full price in credit or at least double, not the sale price.

RT...Glan, D and DTE, and etc etc etc are so fuckin hypocritical. They make fun of Christians cuz of their belief that there is a God, but they seem to think they know there ISN'T a God.

For me, someone who has no idea if there is a supreme being or not, I like to keep an open mind.

Then D and DTE and etc, say 'Tahoe you won't even think about the possibility that Bush brought the towers down" Well bro, you won't even think that there might be a God dumbass.

And keep your preaching ass self comments to yourself about having an open mind, DTE. You and all the rest of you libs are about the most closed minded group there is.

Bunch of fuckin tards.

here we go again. the fuck did I do to you, dick?

I actually do believe in God: God, to me, is the point where existence began, wherever and whenever that may have been, if at all.

You said I was closed minded (you know your liberal talking points) and I gave you an example of how you are closed minded.

for a religion that preaches forgiveness, you sure a baby-back grudge-holding bitch.

I'm not religious for the umpteenth fuckin time, Tard. But I won't say there isn't a God either.

The pompous left thinks they know there isn't a God. Religious peeps know there is a God.

You are both equally .... whatevs.

Seriously, what's with the hostility?

tahoe = batman. injustice anywhere pisses him off.

RT...Glan, D and DTE, and etc etc etc are so fuckin hypocritical. They make fun of Christians cuz of their belief that there is a God, but they seem to think they know there ISN'T a God.

For me, someone who has no idea if there is a supreme being or not, I like to keep an open mind.

Then D and DTE and etc, say 'Tahoe you won't even think about the possibility that Bush brought the towers down" Well bro, you won't even think that there might be a God dumbass.

And keep your preaching ass self comments to yourself about having an open mind, DTE. You and all the rest of you libs are about the most closed minded group there is.

Bunch of fuckin tards.

I often like to think (hope) that you do this tongue-in-cheek. Hell, I flat-out assume that was the case even with our "battle" in the terrordome. But, even so, your bullshit has gone from mildly amusing to pathetically annoying.

First of all I challenge you to back up your allegations on what I've said. Do a search, look at my posts and link where I come anywhere close to saying those words or anything of the sort.

And that brings me to my second point. You're confusing what I tell you with an attempt at getting you to have a more open mind. Honestly, I couldn't care less. As you prove yet again in this post I'm citing here, you simply throw out statements with trollish impunity and show no proof whatsoever of their validity at any time. That's what I call to question. That's when I tell you to cite something, read something, do something other than spew bullshit and invective over Wtf.

What you think or believe means absolutely nothing to me. But I despise people who believe they can say whatever they want, true or not, and just sit back and smile. Your views are you own and I have no problems with that. Your method of discussion and debate however are pathetic and disgust me.

I often like to think (hope) that you do this tongue-in-cheek. Hell, I flat-out assume that was the case even with our "battle" in the terrordome. But, even so, your bullshit has gone from mildly amusing to pathetically annoying.

First of all I challenge you to back up your allegations on what I've said. Do a search, look at my posts and link where I come anywhere close to saying those words or anything of the sort.

And that brings me to my second point. You're confusing what I tell you with an attempt at getting you to have a more open mind. Honestly, I couldn't care less. As you prove yet again in this post I'm citing here, you simply throw out statements with trollish impunity and show no proof whatsoever of their validity at any time. That's what I call to question. That's when I tell you to cite something, read something, do something other than spew bullshit and invective over Wtf.

What you think or believe means absolutely nothing to me. But I despise people who believe they can say whatever they want, true or not, and just sit back and smile. Your views are you own and I have no problems with that. Your method of discussion and debate however are pathetic and disgust me.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KDa-J0IkKX4/TcaKzcW4ZBI/AAAAAAAAAFM/a_HS-tpB0FQ/s1600/clinton_laughing.jpg

rt...

Seems like everyone is being all serious and shit.

Shutting down all the fag jokes. Maybe not a bad thing. Maybe 'we' should stop ripping on peeps cuz of their religious beliefs and peeps sexual preference and all that shit.

:shrugs:

Oh, I don't use "fag" to demean someone's preferences. Unless they like the Steelers over the Ravens.

LOL

The last time I heard the word fag, it was a Brit wanting a smoke.

I feel like I'm a better person for watching the Ravens dismantle the Steelers on the Steelers home field.

Now THIS is legal assistance I can believe in:

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/11/strippers_posing_as_paralegals.php

Ladies and gentlemen of WTFDetroit. I feel implored to share with you news of my recent shaving experience. For the last few years I've been rolling with the Gillette fusion power and thought there could be no better razor. Certainly not the cheap looking Shick Hydro 3 blader my dad gave me a while ago.....but I was out of cartridges for the Fusion and was forced to give the Hydro a shot. All I can say is "wow"! It's like you're not even shaving. No irritation, close shave, and only today after my about fifth shave did I feel like I needed to start thinking about changing the blade. Shick, I am impressed and must recommend this marvel to you all. Five stars.

i use the fusion as well and am generally pretty pleased, but if what you are saying is true, then I will have to get through this Sam's club sized portion of fusion blades and give it a shot

Ladies and gentlemen of WTFDetroit. I feel implored to share with you news of my recent shaving experience. For the last few years I've been rolling with the Gillette fusion power and thought there could be no better razor. Certainly not the cheap looking Shick Hydro 3 blader my dad gave me a while ago.....but I was out of cartridges for the Fusion and was forced to give the Hydro a shot. All I can say is "wow"! It's like you're not even shaving. No irritation, close shave, and only today after my about fifth shave did I feel like I needed to start thinking about changing the blade. Shick, I am impressed and must recommend this marvel to you all. Five stars.

lol yeah right

http://static7.businessinsider.com/image/4b673fe80000000000f25954/is-quora-a-sausage-fest.jpg

I razor shave once a week and electricize the rest of the week.

I can't find my favored rubbery earbud covers for my Samsung WEP870 bluetooth earpiece anywhere.

http://www.buzzpics.de/images/31pdi4mqck.jpg

Really agitated you guys!

same razr?

It's fucking FREEZING in my apartment.

it's the remnants of that bitch's cold heart.

I really like the saying...'really though' but I can never use it for some reason.

A girlfriend of mine invited me to go bowling with her and a couple friends tonight.
My exact response:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kYbWwZw3Y8

so fucking tired of writing macros to automate manual reporting. need several beers.

^

He's sick of this.

Before I turn 24 in March, my goal is to automate 90% of my position at work. Got the basis in place for all of it.

Then you can just put a papier machee dummy in your place and hit the town every afternoon.

Before I turn 24 in March, my goal is to automate 90% of my position at work. Got the basis in place for all of it.

Just don't tell anyone at the office. Make it seem like you have to be there every day to push some magic buttons or the world goes to hell in a handbasket.

lol. oh, it would. it would.

If you automate someone else's job then you become indispensable (did it several times)... the premise is no one gets laid of... you just don't replace people that quit and use the other human resources in profitable areas like Marketing.

yahp

I always wonder why, almost ten years later, it's still Darko and Melo talk. That was the debate then. However, if I had the Delorean and went back, I'd be taking Wade with the second pick.

I'm so behind the times when it comes to flicks. Going to go on a binge this weekend. Sick of this.

Do people even still use AIM?

Yeah, I use AIM. I have a lot of friends and family that have had AIM for over a decade, so it seems to be the lowest common denominator.

How many folks use instant messaging in general, versus Facebook or texting? I mostly use AIM to shove links around.

use gchat all day at work.

FTW:

http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/motion-captured/posts/an-open-letter-to-the-worst-human-being-to-ever-sit-in-a-theater

My uncle who just died last week keeps showing up on my Facebook "People you might know".

:/ things that suck thread..

Not quite but appreciate the sentiment. Just weird.

I'm fighting the urge to say "fuck off" to everyone today, for reasons having nada to do with the Valentine's Day Massacre.

When they say "If you have an erection of over eight hours see your doctor" or whatever in the viagra ads, do you think that's ever actually happened to anyone or are they just trying to reverse psychology advertise.

Glan should be Glin.

Real foul mood lately. People have been bugging the shit out of me, even moreso than usual. DISGUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Just scored Newcastle Mini Keg IV @Meijer on sale for $19 and change.

Dead mouse.

So that's what they're calling it these days.

Who the fuck is going to watch the Magic Johnson network if they don't show porn on it?

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-ct-magic-johnson-20120221,0,5232547.story

Picture Magic Johnson analyzing porn and try not to laugh.

Picture Bill Walton analyzing porn and try not to LOL.

My Son said Ron Paul was impressive at CMU tonight... the polls are fucked up... you'll see on Tuesday.

starting to think I might be an insomniac.

Sorry, Linsomniac.

Probably about to set a new record for most dumps taken in a day.

Damn, you're going hogg wild on that bitch.

(cha cha cha)

I'm proud to say I've never hit a female in my entire life, but girls whom say they "heart" things are just asking to be punched . . .

I hit an ex-girlfriend once, but I don't remember it at all. She tried to wake me in the middle of a nightmare, and I took a swing. The hit didn't hurt her, but she tripped over a table and had a bruise.

What the fuck happened to our Govt?
How do you vote for any of this shit?
It's time to fight this corrupt BS.

Based God 560 up, 382 down
A term coined by the American Rapper Lil B in reference to himself. A Based God is an individual that possesses maximum swagger, a mansion, sports cars, wonton soup and the inherent ability to fuck your bitch. Moreover, you will actually beg him to fuck your bitch simply because he is Based God. All these conditions must be met for an individual to be a Based God, though it is possible to have some and not all of these. Lil B will fuck your bitch, with or without your consent (which you will always give anyway).
That man just hopped out of his Ferrari and fucked my bitch whilst eating Wonton Soup!

Pizaa guy shot his "load" on my pizza?
Ok, I ordered pizza, they said it will take 20 minutess, so I said ok. It was about 45 minutes when I realized the car was in front of my house for like 6 minutes befor ethe pizza guys comes out with the pizza box. As he opened the door, he started to laugh, I asked him why is he laughing. He says "I M.B all over your pizza." So I thought he was joking, we boht laughed he left. When I opened the pizza box, I see this white stuff going across the pizza. Is this a ground for a law suit? I didn't touch the pizza, I threw it in the trash. I called the place up and threaned to sue them. How do I go about suing? I'm getting a lawyer, but any good advice? I kept the pizza too.

A few weeks ago, I started noticing some changes in my girlfriend's behavior. She just doesn't seem to be that interested in me anymore. Sure, we go out and she holds my hand, but the warmth isn't there like it used to be. We live together, so I fear this breakup might be particularly hard for me. I'm not worried about her feelings since I'm convinced she's cheating on me.

At around the same time she started cooling off, I began receiving strange phone calls on my home phone. The phone would ring, I would pick up, and they would hang up. I tried *69 but the phone number was blocked. If my girlfriend was home and this happened, she would hang around the phone a couple of minutes while I would go back to what I was doing (usually, playing oblivion) and the phone would ring again and she would answer it.

These calls even started happening on my cell phone! My girlfriend's been borrowing it a lot lately, since she doesn't have her own (she's the leeching type).

One day, she left her MSN on. While I was fighting in the arena, she received a message from someone I haven't noticed on her list before, saying "hey sweetie! smile.gif xoxo". By the time I was able to click the box closed, I was killed in 2 shots by Agronak.

My question is this: should I stick with my caster or change to a warrior character for more survivability?

I think stareagle wrote this.

can't help but lol at the new IE9 commercial where it plays some electro/dubstep music and shows off how "sleek" the new IE is, when it looks like it is stuck in the last decade. loool

Whenever I hear about Windows Metro stuff (probably the source of the "sleekness" in IE9), I think "metrosexual".

I saw some kid at K-Mart who looked like Joakim Noah's little brother. He was only 6/7th as ugly.

that's still uglier than 6,840,507,001 other people in the world.

Me included.

I need to shit

Dot commmmm

I piss at least twenty times a day, literally.

Probably all the sarsparilla you're drinking cowboy.

^
See, that's funny.

Thinking about getting into the social networking site thing again. Such a sellout.

I bet Hogg's beard smells like tuna fish and cheez whiz.

Bet he writes poetry. Cowboy poetry.

#NTTAWWT

Man, I really don't want to use FB but it seems like it's the only game in town.

Could just start *gulp* going out and meeting people.

:frightened:

I almost feel bad about making fun of Hogg, because he's probably a nice guy. Nah, fuck him.

Where da gold at?

Can't remember the last time I had that much trouble sleeping. SO awful.

HAHA, just remembered that I had one of those Formspring accounts... and a half-naked picture of Kip Winger as my avatar.

Think I've finally kicked my Dew addiction. This calls for a celebration! Drinks on me!

I don't drink nearly as much Dew as I did, but I'm still an addict.
It only tastes better the longer you stay away from it.
I've taken to drinking the Mountain Dew with real sugar, not HFCS.

Kind of inhereted a cat. Good cat, but still a pain in the ass.

Think I've finally kicked my Dew addiction. This calls for a celebration! Drinks on me!

Relapse is a part of recovery... or something.

dEW!

Rocky 2 is just so unrealistic. Come on, like Rocky would really get his hours cut at the meat-packing plant like that just because he doesn't have seniority. Just terrible.

IV was always my favorite, even as a kid, but that superman comeback after being completely obliterated by Drago really takes me out of it.

Yeah, I'm kind of ashamed to admit that IV is my favorite.

4 is awesome, probably will watch 3 and 4 tonight.

Anyone seen the Director's Cut of Rocky V?

http://media.247sports.com/Content/Img/Smilies/walverines.gif

That's tight.

Things would be sooo much easier if I wasn't a nice person.

If only I could be a complete asshole "IRL" like I am on the innernets!

Which one of you guys is the father? Will Maury get involved?

http://www.fuse.tv/2012/04/help-find-the-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth/motorhead-concert-bathroom

Thinking about hoppin into the ol' Hoveround and getting out to see the world.

Had a dream last night that I was an artist or some shit. I remember painting something.

I was probably looking like this:
http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=1005&dateline=1327716322

Using FB for the first time in months. Such a sellout.

rt: what are you fuckin fags up to?

Just fuckin kiddin glan. don't get yiour fuckin panties all up in a bunch.

fuckin vodka IS going to take me down. punched a punk the other day. He didn't call the cops, but if I keep this shit up, I'm going to get arrested. Wish I could fuckin chilll.

Please tell me it was Dean.

^ twas not. Way worse a human being than Dean.

Had a party across the street shut down just to be a dick. Heard something from some bitch about "haters ruining a good time" and laughed maniacally while peering out the window.

I could feel my dick getting bigger.

Serves them right for not inviting me.

Welcome to angry old manville. Glan's been waiting for you.

I hate that my dad refuses to use a cellphone or computer. Was talking to him on the phone earlier for the first time in a while and I was wrong about some totally unimportant thing we were talking about and would love to just text him what's right...

Heh... I have a weirdly opposite tale to tell:

Last night, my dad kept on texting me about some computer problem -- something to do with Flash and some game. It was definitely one of those problems where a phone call would've made more sense. So, I texted him with "call me". He kept right on texting away... <groan>

I want to go to DEMF tomorrow, but I'm not 100% sure I can make it.

I think I strained my right oblique at the gym, somehow. I don't know exactly what I may have done, though, and that's bugging me. One moment, I was doing curls and tricep pulls without pain. Then I sit down at the next station and have pain. I'm hoping it's just a strain and not something like appendicitis. Doan's seems to help, but not as much as I would've expected.

I took this week off work, and I'm hoping it's not fucked by this.

Man, I'm manic or something. Need to hit up a doctor. This isn't right.

Godspeed.

Thx brah. It's time to get things fixed. Life's too short.

YOLO, Zbeau.

YOLO, BRO. SEMPER FI!!!!

Sick of this. People disgust me.

Y'all don't though!

you should see the bitches on the bike trails out here. Fuckin AWESOME!

i went out and got fucked up. VODKA!

Perhaps the Canadians will take over Detroit again?

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/brock.html

Perhaps the Canadians will take over Detroit again?

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/brock.html
At least they'll get good health care.

What's with this new snapback craze?

Nobody knows! Also, what is snapback?

Those hats that snap back!

Nobody knows! Also, what is snapback?

Jeezus, and I'm the Dadguy?

Don't know when exactly they were "brought back," but I've been seeing them a lot lately. I guess we have some rapper to thank.

Sick of the anxiety. Sick of not being able to sleep at night because of the anxiety. Just sick of this, PERIOD. I have hit rock bottom. NEED A DRINK.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b3/Mountain_Dew_logo.svg/200px-Mountain_Dew_logo.svg.png

Sorry man, that sucks.

I don't like to whine or put stuff like this up on the innernets, but fuck it, a bro's gotta let it out every once in a while, know what I'm sayin'?

Going to have to take a trip to the doc tomorrow, I think.

It's time to start looking out for #1, like buk.

Anxiety blows. I just started saying fuck it all like 2-3 years ago. Working out much better for me. Well, aside from the whole not having a job for most of it thing....

I was afraid of everything for a long time. You've just got to remember how much better you are than everyone else. The rest kind of takes care of itself...

Anxiety blows. I just started saying fuck it all like 2-3 years ago. Working out much better for me. Well, aside from the whole not having a job for most of it thing....

I was afraid of everything for a long time. You've just got to remember how much better you are than everyone else. The rest kind of takes care of itself...


The key to figuring out life.

It really is. I used to be afraid of that thought....we're all people, blah blah blah....but if you're not trying to be 'better' then what the fuck are you doing with yourself? Why settle? Be better and be proud. Stay humble but confident. What you're thinking's not crazy, it's reality. Everyone else [NOT YOU GUYS, of course.] really is just that stupid so acknowledge their views and consider them but don't waste your time trying to reconcile yours to theirs...they probably just got theirs from TV anyways.

Life's so much more fun with this knowledge.

tldr: SLAM THAT DEW!

KIA, dude.

KEEP
IT
ALPHA

http://www.go-optic.com/SUNGLASSES/images/rayban_RB3362_001.jpg

Hooters Casino = mullet nirvana

And I won $35 bucks there.

Off to the Paris buffet.

I fucking love Vegas eye candy!

Got some nice sleep, you guys. Feeling good. They weren't kidding when they said it matters.

Hi

I also made a GIF from that video. It's in the Random Animated GIFs thread. Such a classic!

The 80's: where closet gay could be marketed as sexy to women.

Oh, hey there neighbors having a garage sale. Yes, I will take that brand new, still in box 500GB USB hard drive for $1. Didn't work with your system, and you don't think it will work on mine, you say? Guess I'll take my chances. Thanks.

I want buk's opinion on garage sales.

Oh, hey there neighbors having a garage sale. Yes, I will take that brand new, still in box 500GB USB hard drive for $1. Didn't work with your system, and you don't think it will work on mine, you say? Guess I'll take my chances. Thanks.
That's fucking sweet!

Sooooooooooooooo much good pussy at the gym. Unbelievable source for man's needs.

Cardio bunnies!

LOL I'm using that.

<---- ectomorph

Totally just turned heel on a (now ex) friend. Never did care for that tool, but I've always bee n too nice for my own good.

need an excuse to get out of going to a BBQ. whaddya got?

Allergic to BBQ sauce

You hate people.

The clap.

Bloody dysentery.

Tell them you'll attend but only if you can bring your buddy Tahoe.

rain rain go away

rt...Hey God! It's time to cool it down a lil bit. An early winter would be appreciated.

^ Please and thank you!

Freakin women are a trip. Lord, help me.

Tell your dick to stop being so irresistable. :NH:

Seriously, this one chick is afraid of a fuckin bug and she's constantly wanting to camping and hiking. WTF? I don't want to go camping or hiking with you...I want to fuck you and I want you to cook for me. :)

What, you're not a fan of fucking while camping? It's in tents, dude.

So fucking tired.

So fucking tired.

Nice post.

Between political conventions, kids with nightmares, football's return and getting up for work @5:30a every day, I'm dying.

Seriously, this one chick is afraid of a fuckin bug and she's constantly wanting to camping and hiking. WTF? I don't want to go camping or hiking with you...I want to fuck you and I want you to cook for me. :)
OMG! Is her name Sandra? I swear I dated this chick (hiker/camper who gets ooky around bugs) 15 years ago!
Does she have an annoying alarm clock?

^ lolol PLEASE BE TRUE

I want Tahoe and Mxy to be weiner cousins.

May I have a name change, you guys? Beauld Flavors.

Thanks!! Legit lol

Needs a Z instead of an S.

Do it.

This video of Japan's Suicide Forest seems to be on almost half the 'Related' Youtube videos for songs I look up. And not just in one session, I've been seeing it for months.

Kind of concerning?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW1xlCpICpo&feature=related

Just one of those nights where everything is boring. SMH.

For a second, while checking out the "active users," I thought glenndkmg said "glenndanzig." LOL!!

WTF TRANSLATOR

"I'm here to sell you tramadol"

People IRL are so afraid of me.

Ditching the beard, but I have no idea what to do with my facial hair. HA!

Sell it to Cartman?

So tired of people thinking I'm nice, you guys. I need to start being like ZBeau in real life. Going to start wearing a leather jacket. Sick of this.

I think I am officially giving up the vodka.

Wonder how long this will fuckin last???

5 minutes

One fuckin day at a time.

Amen. Good convo, man.

rt...You'd think professional baseball players could stop picking their fuckin nose for 3 hours a day.

I think I am officially giving up the vodka.

Wonder how long this will fuckin last???
The fuckin vodka knocked me out yesterday. Was just trying to get loose and conversational for the Lions game. Snuck up on me. BOOH!

Comradery ran a Nazi camp.... don't want no gas man showing up at the Piston camp.

1725

Its good shit. But I seriously have to cut back, OR FUCKIN STOP!

Another good drink is orchatta or maybe Horchatta (no alcohol)... a mexican rice drink... and my buddies esposita spiked that shit with something...Kahlua and ??? holy shit was I fucked up after the Lowrider show. Luckily we got back to their house around 2 or 3 and they cooked a ton of food and then got a ride home. I was in bed by Sunday morning sun up.

Throw last night in there and what a fuckin weekend heater I had going.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horchata

Just got back from seeing this dude. He's good. http://www.gwcinc.com/mjohnson.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horchata

Thank you, Sir.

Its really different from restaurant to restaurant.

I think I am officially giving up the vodka.

Wonder how long this will fuckin last???


Day 2

Is it basketball season yet? No? Ok. *goes back to sleep*

gee sighting

Is it basketball season yet? No? Ok. *goes back to sleep*

Yes, it is. Come back!

Horchata is great.

I was told today that I never speak positively about myself. I will now make it a point to say at least one positive thing about myself every day.

POSITIVE THING #1: I have never raped anybody.

Decades ago, some psycho hose beast chick I never came that close to having sex with accused me of raping her after I broke up with her (because we never came that close to having sex and she wasn't worth being around otherwise).

"Though you have raped me, I will never love another." she wrote me in some psycho love letter on some gauzy toilet paper. She was also telling mutual friends that I'd never broken up with her, like it never happened.

Three months later, a friend handed me a newspaper. I read the wedding announcement that she's engaged to some other dude. Facebook tells me she's still with the same guy and has 6 kids and a gut. Google tells me her Social Security #. LOL.

I would love to hang out with you and listen to you tell me stories. NH

Horchata is great.

My last apartment in Barcelona was two blocks down from an amazing Horchateria. There are some places that just buy the stuff and sell it, but others, like this place, make it themselves actually grinding the chufa. They had these huge metal containers and ladled it into 1 liter bottles for you. So good in the summer.

Google tells me her Social Security #. LOL.

Reason #382 why you should never fuck with Mxy.

Shaved head baller look.

Just thought up a Point Break rip off about an FBI agent infiltrating a group of Juggalos. I laughed myself to tears thinking about it. Pathetic.

Starring Guy Fieri and Kaptain Karl?

I think I am officially giving up the vodka.

Wonder how long this will fuckin last???

Day 6 and no fuckin beer either.

WTF?

Happy Coming Out Day, you gays! Ha!

I've eaten so much sugar tonight, I think I've actually caught a lil buzz.

My laptop battery is about to die and so is my brain. I'm fuckin tired and going to bed.

Going through one of my "eccentric" (weird) moods right now. RUH OH! Wonder what I'ma do.

rt...

Volare, oh oh. Cantare, oh oh oh oh

Deano or Franko, T?