YFNQE_TzQNI

They did it to themselves.

Jerked off, took a shower and brushed my teeth. I'm ready to go this morning.

Isn't the iPad just a bigger iPod touch?
Here's a visual aid:

http://pic1.raidpic.com/uj7yIZp8mi.png

I'm sure a lot of us didn't need SNL to figure that out. Somebody(s) in marketing is getting canned.

Jerked off, took a shower and brushed my teeth. I'm ready to go this morning.

Did you make it a great day?

Jerked off, took a shower and brushed my teeth. I'm ready to go this morning.

So other than the shower and brushing your teeth, a pretty typical morning for you?

I keep telling myself the emo slut (who I got into bed with yesterday and tried unsuccessfully for three hours to coerce into letting me screw her as we watched shitty comedy-romance movies while I was half-naked) only denied me because she likes guys with girly/emo hairstyles, has low self-esteem and, thus, is afraid of doing anything with a guy who has a job and a manly, virulent hairy chest framed by defined, muscular limbs that scream "genetically superior to that ninety-pound piece of shit you broke up with but continue to screw around with".

^POIDH

http://data52.sevenload.com/slcom/yf/te/longgg/pxernomqmec.jpg~/Hairy-chest.jpg

So other than the shower and brushing your teeth, a pretty typical morning for you?


At least mine still works.

http://www.dumbaaldum.org/images/pic-sounds/letter-h/hand.jpg

http://homelessmanspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/dec-8-2006-ps-013.jpg

Dude, clean you finger nails.

After I'm through beating the fuck out of you, hoss.

You make me laugh.

You make me laugh.

Careful, Glan will try claiming that I'm taking you under my wing.

23,631

After I'm through beating the fuck out of you, hoss.

Careful, Dantonio might give you a scholarship.

I don't know if it's regional or what, but McD's is having a special here where if you buy a Big Mac you get a second for as many cents as the high temp yesterday. I couldn't resist, got a 9 cent Big Mac, ate both of them and a large fry. At some point this evening an atom bomb is going to go off in my toilet.

[Insert Bigg joke here]

I'm at Menards. I'm going to ask somebody what happened to the crazy old man that used to do their commercials. I bet my wife $5 that he's dead.

I now know way too much about Ray. Damn you Glenn.

What did you find out? The guy I talked to had no clue.

He's alive and well. He's taken up piano since his retirement and also enjoys playing the stock market. "Now's the time to buy!" His son is on CSI. When he was 21 and just out of the navy he played drums in a 4 man swing outfit. They went on the road and played for ten years before rock and roll came along. If you ask him, he'll mail you an autographed picture.

http://volumeone.org/assets/images/articles/2/612/photos/original/641_Polaroid-B_78d06130eae1dcbaf1b3afe25431590859634566.jpg

I'm thinking if he was dead, Glan would have known.

Maybe we should start a fake internet rumor that he committed suicide?

V1: Well I don’t have any other questions written down, but if you’ve got any other interesting tidbits we’d love to hear them.

RAY: The other thing I wanted to tell you is that I had some college kids call me at 9 o’clock one night. They were having a party at their dorm, and they said, “Is this Mr. Menard?” And I said, “Well, yeah, this is Ray Szmanda.” And they said, “Will you say it for us?”
Well I could hear the noise in the background – the music and the clinking of the glasses – and I said, “Save big money at Menards!” They said, “Far out,” and that was the end of the conversation.
It was just great.

FUCK! My fiver!

But good for him, though, sounds like he's had a pretty rich life.

At a Japanese restaurant last night, I was chowing down on sushi and udon while reading a great book about evolutionary psychology and consumerism called "Spent":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoffrey_Miller_(evolutionary_psychologist)

The author is punchy, and this quote made me laugh out loud in the restaurant:


Who hasn't spent an evening doing this?

V1: Well I don’t have any other questions written down, but if you’ve got any other interesting tidbits we’d love to hear them.

RAY: The other thing I wanted to tell you is that I had some college kids call me at 9 o’clock one night. They were having a party at their dorm, and they said, “Is this Mr. Menard?” And I said, “Well, yeah, this is Ray Szmanda.” And they said, “Will you say it for us?”
Well I could hear the noise in the background – the music and the clinking of the glasses – and I said, “Save big money at Menards!” They said, “Far out,” and that was the end of the conversation.
It was just great.

But last night was DA BOMB. I got to cross another thing off my "bucket list"--and Britney Spears is gonna have a sore asshole for a long time. Oh, the beauty of fame. I'm past the point of wondering whether I could fuck people like Britney Spears or Bob Costas if I wasn't famous.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/124890/1264958857872.jpg

A friend of mine owns a TC1100 and swears by it. I've used it casually, and it seems decent as tablets go. You have to be careful with the screen, and it has a short battery life. It's more a specialized laptop than an appliance, and actually has an attachable laptop keyboard (though my friend uses a wireless keyboard/mouse for it). I'd bet that the price in 2003 was a good deal more than 500 bucks.

Toyota's chief should be committing ritual suicide right about now.

Seppuku: It's what's for dinner

Burning DL DVDs at 8x is sweet. Goodbye 45 minutes, hello 11 minutes.

Tried to press 077 for AMC ("Silverado")... pressed 777 instead ("M.I.L.F. Cruiser 2")
:kennythejet:

Watching some random latenight movie called "Troll". It's terrible but great in a 3 am sort of way. Anyways, it's from the mid-80s or so and features a young wizard type named Harry Potter. Uhhh....WTF???

We had an earthquake here in northern Illinois last night. Not strong, but enough to wake me up and it sounded like a train was going by the house for 5-10 seconds.

We also had a quake about a year and a half ago. Weirdness. Northern IL: the next seismic hot spot lol.

Watching the show "Man Made" on NatGeo about the Bugatti Veyron.

WOW!!!

The Veyron's tires will last 6000 miles, at to replace all four will cost $17,000.

Kwame Brown officially wants one.

Laced up the hockey skates for the first time in almost 20 years this weekend. Didn't fare too badly (for a Dad guy).

Retarded girl too retarded to realize she was hired to make fun of retards:Yes, I know, insensitive, K-Stat has a family history of being retarded, etc...

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/18/family-guy-voice-actor-says-palin-does-not-have-a-sense-of-humor/?no_interstitial


Since it was shown on Sunday, an episode of the Fox animated comedy “Family Guy” (http://tv.nytimes.com/show/155473/Family-Guy/overview) has drawn the repeated condemnation of Sarah Palin (http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/p/sarah_palin/index.html), the former Republican governor of Alaska and 2008 vice-presidential nominee.
In the episode (http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/16/palin-family-says-family-guy-writers-are-heartless-jerks/), the teenage character Chris dates a girl named Ellen, who has Down syndrome, and who tells him over dinner that her mother is “the former governor of Alaska.” Ms. Palin, whose son Trig also has Down syndrome, has said (http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/17/on-oreilly-factor-palin-says-family-guy-gag-really-isnt-funny/) that the “Family Guy” show “really isn’t funny” and was the work of “cruel, cold-hearted people.” Ms. Palin’s daughter Bristol has written (http://www.facebook.com/notes.php?id=24718773587) that the “Family Guy” writers were “mocking my brother and my family,” and called them “heartless jerks.”
One person who supports the “Family Guy” staff is Andrea Fay Friedman, the 39-year-old actor and public speaker who played Ellen in that episode. Like the character, Ms. Friedman also has Down syndrome.
In an e-mail message sent on Thursday to The New York Times, Ms. Friedman wrote:
I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor. I thought the line “I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska” was very funny. I think the word is “sarcasm.”
In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life.
Ms. Friedman also spoke by phone with ArtsBeat about her “Family Guy” episode and the controversy that followed. These are excerpts from that conversation.
Q.
How did you start out as an actor?
A.
Before I did “Family Guy,” I started studying at the Santa Monica Playhouse when I was 14, and then I also studied at the Stagecoach. And then I did more acting at Santa Monica College. My biggest break was “Life Goes On,” when I was 21.
Q.
How were you hired to do this episode of “Family Guy”?
A.
“Family Guy” talked to my dad first, before I knew about “Family Guy,” because I never watched it. But since I’m watching it, it’s really funny. They told me I was going to be animated, they were going to draw me, and I did not have to know the lines by memory. I just had to read it. It was really funny. I enjoyed it. I had a nice time doing it.
Q.
Did they specifically tell you that the character you were going to play also had Down syndrome?
A.
Yeah, they told me I was playing Ellen, who was Miss Bossy. I didn’t want to be bossy, but since they want me to be bossy, I just had to be as the character. I had to be bossy, as part of my process. That’s the only way to transform the real me to an animated person. So I had to do what an actor does. I just wing it and have fun with it.
Q.
When you get asked to play characters who have Down syndrome, does that make you at all uncomfortable?
A.
No, I’m proud of it. I’m not embarrassed. But mostly, it doesn’t matter if you have Down syndrome. Really, it just matters to have a different challenge.
Q.
When did you find out about the reaction that the episode elicited from Sarah Palin and her family?
A.
[laughs] That I did not even know about until my mom told me, “You’re on Channel 4!” And when I watched on Channel 4, on “Extra,” and I saw Sarah Palin with her son Trig. I’m like, “I’m not Trig. This is my life.” I was making fun of Sarah Palin, but not her son.
Q.
Do you agree with what she and her daughter Bristol were saying, that the character and the jokes were insulting to people with Down syndrome?
A.
It’s not really an insult. I was doing my role, I’m an actor. I’m entitled to say something. It was really funny. I was laughing at it. I had a nice time doing voiceover. It was my first time doing a voiceover, and I had fun.
Q.
Do you know what other acting roles you’ve got coming up?
A.
That I don’t know. [laughs] No one asked me yet. I’m still waiting. My dad gets the calls, and he tells me about it. I’d like to go back on “Saving Grace,” that’s my favorite show.
Q.
What do you do when you’re not acting?
A.
I work at a law firm, I’ve been here for 20 years. I’ve spoken all over the world, India and Japan. Dad taught me some Japanese. I like spending time with family and friends, go bowling and skiing, going to birthday parties.
Q.
You’ve got a big birthday coming up yourself. How are you bracing yourself for the big 4-0?
A.
Eh, it’s a big step. It’s a milestone. Might as well just leap for it.

So, the schoolteacher sorts at Kobe's high school are spying on students who use school laptops:

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/02/17/school-used-student.html

Am I the only one who upgrades to the latest BIOS and reloads the OS just to be sure that I can fix when the software is in shit-fuck-damn mode? I guess I'm not that trusting.

^^ That's fucked up... really fucked up.

It's shit like that, and because of how much I know about PCs that I'd never trust a PC from a foreign group in my house that I hadn't built from the ground up, at least from a format C standpoint. Whoever decided that was a good idea should probably be facing some jail time.

The only way I can relate is we have IP phones at work (the same ones on The Office woohoo), and when I work from home I'm always weirded out by this alien device in my home and on my network. Since I help set them up and have access to all the server-side things I'm not so worried, but it's still weird just knowing it's there.

^^ That's fucked up... really fucked up.

It's shit like that, and because of how much I know about PCs that I'd never trust a PC from a foreign group in my house that I hadn't built from the ground up, at least from a format C standpoint. Whoever decided that was a good idea should probably be facing some jail time.

The only way I can relate is we have IP phones at work (the same ones on The Office woohoo), and when I work from home I'm always weirded out by this alien device in my home and on my network. Since I help set them up and have access to all the server-side things I'm not so worried, but it's still weird just knowing it's there.

I have absolutely no fucking idea what you're talking about. Woot!

Does anyone else watch Tim and Eric?

It is so hit or miss for me... like, i'll laugh hysterically one times, then totally don't care for the next few.

Boner is missing!!!

Anyone else think Donatas Motiejunas looks like Russell Crowe?

http://www.nbadraft.net/files/players/donatas-motiejunas-hd.jpg

Shoopy. That doesn't contribute. Please either propose a trade that wasn't possible from the 2005 season or don't post.

^^ That's fucked up... really fucked up.

It's shit like that, and because of how much I know about PCs that I'd never trust a PC from a foreign group in my house that I hadn't built from the ground up, at least from a format C standpoint. Whoever decided that was a good idea should probably be facing some jail time.
Sounds like it was an overenthusiastic employee... lots of gory techie details here:

http://strydehax.blogspot.com/2010/02/spy-at-harrington-high.html


The only way I can relate is we have IP phones at work (the same ones on The Office woohoo), and when I work from home I'm always weirded out by this alien device in my home and on my network. Since I help set them up and have access to all the server-side things I'm not so worried, but it's still weird just knowing it's there.
I have the same feeling about my PS3.

http://strydehax.blogspot.com/2010/02/spy-at-harrington-high.html


Panopticon is my new favorite word.

Herm loves Bentham.

MRI on my knee tomorrow :(

Anybody watch that Spartacus: Blood & Sand show on Starz? It's been on for like 5 or 6 weeks now and I find myself looking forward to new episodes each week.

^ hearing nothing but good things about it.

MRI on my knee tomorrow :(

Good luck, my glass-kneed brother.

Anybody watch that Spartacus: Blood & Sand show on Starz? It's been on for like 5 or 6 weeks now and I find myself looking forward to new episodes each week.
I'll start streaming it once Lucy Lawless takes off more clothes...

Historical drama for episodic TV doesn't really do it for me -- Rome, the Tudors, Bonanza, etc.

Rome was great the first season.

I'll start streaming it once Lucy Lawless takes off more clothes...

Historical drama for episodic TV doesn't really do it for me -- Rome, the Tudors, Bonanza, etc.
I'm actually going to back up Ledezma on this one. The show itself is a little silly, but if you want to see lots of sex, boobies (including lots of Lawless's boobies) and lots of badass Gladiator fights, this show is pretty sweet. 75% of last week's show took place during an orgy. I never thought I'd say this, but the orgy got a little distracting...

Wanting to watch the Pistons, but watching Cool Hand Luke for the millionth time.

Get rid of the Redbox because little kids could rent RATED R movies!

http://www.indystar.com/article/20100303/ENTERTAINMENT/3030336/Movie-rental-kiosk-firms-could-face-criminal-charges

Anything for the children... LOL.

Someday, you probably will be able to swallow flash drives to add storage to your brain. But not today.


MARCH 2--In a bold and bizarre attempt to destroy evidence seized during a federal raid, a New York City man grabbed a flash drive and swallowed the data storage device while in the custody of Secret Service agents,
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0302101flash1.html

My wife is not currently overjoyed with me...and thats ok.

A reasonably hot chick came to me in the K-Mart parking lot asking for change so she could get her car towed. I hear "change" so I'm thinking she wants 50 cents so she can make a call on a pay phone. She makes me feel old by showing me her cell phone in a "like, DUH!" kind of fashion. When I ask her what she means by "change", she's looking for 30-40 bucks so she can pay for the tow truck that's already coming. I resisted the urge to say "blow for dough, baby?". In hindsight, I should have seen how far she'd go for money, just for kicks. I still need more insensitivity training.

And, like he was reading my mind, Chuck Lorre's vanity card on Big Bang Theory is about feeling old...

http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=280

Does anyone kno where I can watch porn online for free?

Does anyone kno where I can watch porn online for free?

I was gonna be funny and post a link, but I'm not sure if it breaks the TOS :emo kid:

Does anyone kno where I can watch porn online for free?


I like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related) site.

Do a Google search for "porn online free" (without the quotes).

Be sure to use protection.

it's a pretty uncomfortable feeling, not knowing where you're going to be living in two months

But isn't a lil bit exciting too?

It gets old knowing where I'm going to be living in 2 months.

I'm looking for lots right now so I can sell the house I just built and move again.

I get what you're saying though.

Been there, done that, no fun.

Good luck on that front.

I lived in my car for a spell. After that, having a roof over my head has never gotten old.

Do you have a van? I hear there's prime waterfront realestate if you're in a pinch.

I wonder if this soon-to-be-unemployed teacher was really being sarcastic. Every time I think stripper teachers, that Van Halen song becomes my mental soundtrack.


This year, high school teacher. Next year, stripper and egg donor?

When students asked an Enochs High School English teacher this week what she'd do if she lost her job to budget cuts, she said she'd have to become a stripper and sell her reproductive eggs to pay the bills.

Though it was a sarcastic comment, some parents are not taking it so lightly. As the retort was relayed to parents, one unsympathetic douchebag of a mother thought it was inappropriate and complained to Enochs High officials.

The teacher was one of 40 at Enochs and 370 at all Modesto City Schools who received layoff notices this week — and her story illustrates the devastation and stress educators are under as districts across the state slash their bottom lines, teachers and officials said.

"It was her way of defusing a tense situation" with sarcasm, said Janeen Zambo, an Enochs history teacher and the site representative with the Modesto Teachers Association. "We're all human beings; occasionally there are things we say that aren't our most stellar moments."
http://www.modbee.com/2010/03/12/1086155/layoff-retort-by-modesto-teacher.html

I'm slowing down a lil bit with work so I have more time to post.

So I'd appreciate it if everyone would 'step up' and contribute a lil bit more so I have more posts to read.

Some kid with a green-for-St. Paddy's day mohawk was acting as parking lot security where I was getting my carry-out. He was wearing a light-blue short-sleeved security guard outfit and just looked ridiculous.

At 3 O'clock there was a guy in his underwear and a green top hat at the corner of 9 mile and Woodward. I think he had stumbled out of that Paddy O'Gradys or whatever it is.

^Is there a whole comic book for lunchladies?

^Is there a whole comic book for lunchladies?

He got the toon from this site:

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/archives/2007/Sep/

Pretty funny for a couple of Ohio people (Columbu$, more specifically).

Give me that Filet-O-Fish, give me that fish.

Discuss.

I posted something about that comersh the other day...with no replies. How can that be?

Ain't nuttin like a hittin' that sushi bar.

Trying to decide between the cadillac of table saws...Powermatic or buy a Jet Table saw and with the saving replace my jointer.

Anyone make cabinets?

http://www.cpopowermatic.com/images/product/powermatic/large/1792011k.jpg

http://www.woodcraft.com/Images/products/837474.jpg?rand=429074452

I'm more of a tankless hot water heater guy.

Must have been half a day for High Schoolers and the park across the street is full of chickies with short shorts.

I spent 10 minutes listening to someone's fucking podcast and still have no fucking idea of what the dude is talking about.

I spent 10 minutes listening to someone's fucking podcast and still have no fucking idea of what the dude is talking about.

But don't you feel like that after reading my posts too?

You think I spend 10 minutes reading your posts? LOL

Anyone know why or what the fuck they call this a parallelagram? I can't even spell parallelagram.

http://www.cpopowermatic.com/images/product/powermatic/large/1610079.jpg

http://www.cpopowermatic.com/products/1610079.html#

Reading is fundamental.

"The parallelogram design keeps the table in close proximity to the cutterhead for improved finish and allows for a fast depth of cut adjustment. This design ensures the table remains perfectly parallel, even after years of tough duty"

I still don't see what I'm spending the extra dough on? I can buy a regular jointer that isn't a parallelogram or spend the extra dough and get a parallelogram. Fuggin Marketers.

I still don't see what I'm spending the extra dough on? I can buy a regular jointer that isn't a parallelogram or spend the extra dough and get a parallelogram. Fuggin Marketers.

chyup

The next time I go to Michigan, I'm going to stop by and see the fine peeps at Hines Park Ford.

THe last two cans of Mixed Nuts I've bought have way too many Brazil Nuts in them. I don't mind a Brazil nut here and there but these things are like half the cans. Might be time to go back to pistachios.

The Firefox extension "Load Tabs Progressively" is really nice. Basically, what it does is limit the # of tabs your Firefox attempts to load at once. So, if I select 10-20+ links to open all at once (a common thing for me), it'll only chew at 'em 3-at-a-time by default. It avoids Firefox trying to do too much and sucking up resources all at once and tying up other tabs needlessly.

Why would you open 10-20 links at once? Like if you did a search and wanted to read all the results type of a thing?

I scroll through google results and pick and choose, but then again, I am Tahoe and you are Mxy. :)

Just caught a 75 pound bass on my little hand held 'Bass Fishin' game thing.

Why would you open 10-20 links at once? Like if you did a search and wanted to read all the results type of a thing?

I scroll through google results and pick and choose, but then again, I am Tahoe and you are Mxy. :)
For one thing, I use another extension called "Snap Links" which allows me to draw a lasso around all of the links I want to load up and they open up as background tabs. When I go through the forums here, I typically open up tabs for each new thread all at once by drawing a lasso around all the "Go to first new post" links. It's rare that I'll have less than 20 or 30 tabs up at once, and I'll often have 50-60+ open (or in some cases, openING).

Mxy rolls hard.

1099 Holy Moly!

This gives me a woody.

http://www.cpopowermatic.com/images/product/powermatic/large/1791213.jpg

Tahoe, I want to make a murphy bed that would allow me to have a bed, obviously, when it's down and an acoustically treated wall when it's up to allow for a nice bedroom recording studio. Do you have any suggestions or experience with murphy beds? I am sure making my own would be loads cheaper, but I'd have to call up my friend for the woodworking, as I have very limited experience with that.

Well fuck that. I got a futon instead.

I just started on a new novel. Maybe I'll actually finish this one.

I seriously never saw that.

Apparently, I have a twin that likes to go to Denny's. This is madness.

Brett Favrahs sister arrested for manufacturing Meth

http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2011/01/13/brandifavre_370x278.jpg

lol

BUT FAVRE'S SUCH A GREAT GUY WHY NOT TO TAKE CARE OF HIS FAMILY

Panis.

Lol@Trent Reznor being on the Golden Globes...

Does he still look all roided out?

No, he just looked like a square. Normal Tux, normal haircut.

V,

NIN fan?

V,

NIN fan?
Yeah, I really liked Pretty Hate Machine and Broken when they came out. Haven't listened too much for years though....

Just finished watching Mad Max. What a bad ass movie. Kind of forgot about it.

Just finished watching Mad Max. What a bad ass movie. Kind of forgot about it.
Yeah, I watched it a week or so ago. Road Warrior's one of my favorites as well, one of the perfect action movies. There's only like 30 lines of dialogue in the whole movie, they were like fuck it, it's an action movie, no need for cheesy lines, lets just do it right.

I need to goog that to see if anyone died shooting that thing. That last chase after the supposed fuel is so crazy. I caught in on encore or some channel way up the there. Hopefully they put the other ones on.

I need to goog that to see if anyone died shooting that thing. That last chase after the supposed fuel is so crazy. I caught in on encore or some channel way up the there. Hopefully they put the other ones on.
I think that's actually Road Warrior, Mad Max was the first one where he still has a wife and kid and shit and is a cop. Fuck, I might have have to put Road Warrior on right now.

I think that's actually Road Warrior, Mad Max was the first one where he still has a wife and kid and shit and is a cop. Fuck, I might have have to put Road Warrior on right now.
Going with Coming To America instead to try to calm Mxy down.

WIPERS!

Sam Jackson as the cracked-out armed robber.

Yeah, I really liked Pretty Hate Machine and Broken when they came out. Haven't listened too much for years though....

Same story here. The early stuff rocked.

So I'm looking at gtfo of Ohio.

Can you blame me?

Check out Boston.

i was thinking maybe nashville or chicago... Boston is also an option.

Nashville really grew over the last 20 years or so, iirc. My buddy, a now retired CFO, went down there for what he hoped would be a short trip (less than 2 years) only to find a southern belle for a wife. He did leave but said it was a good place.

Most cities are hurting right now, but I think I would look at which states or cities are doing, at the very least, ok budget wise.

Ok, I'm going way to deep into something where you are just a big puss cuz its cold outside. :)

rofl, that and Dayton is a shit hole. i might move to Columbus.

Just make sure you have room for me and Vinny.

only if we can make it a frat house

/oldschool

Zekyl can be Frank's blow up doll.

And introducing Tahoe, as "Blue".

And Baker as Andy Dick

No, actually, I think Baker would be better as Craig Kilborn's character.

i need to shit.

i need to shit.

Fuck, man, me too, but there's somebody doing the dirty in the stall at work already and I hate going in right after someone else. Facing a 10 am meeting deadline, too. This might get interesting.

Will Ferrell Is Joining "The Office" (http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2011/01/will-ferrell-is-joining-the-office)

Just ordered me a terry cloth robe. Fuck yeah.

FUCKSTICKSHITMOFOBITCHES

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/01/atdhe-sports-streaming-website-seized_n_817224.html

BUTTMUNCHINFUGFACESOMBITCHINTURDTONGUES!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

www.atdhe.me (http://www.atdhe.me)

Calm thy selves gents, all is well.

Lol @ Stupid Homeland Security. I bet they're so pissed right now.

NED RYERSON

^ lol, was watching that

Ned was wrong.

www.atdhe.me (http://www.atdhe.me)

Calm thy selves gents, all is well.
Anything new? This one's gone now for me.

http://twitter.com/#!/search/pixlvision (http://twitter.com/#%21/search/pixlvision)

Got this from werollhard. Tweets the links.

Piston game today is at http://channelsurf.eu/watch-nba-7.html

Awesome, thanks dude.

Anything new? This one's gone now for me.

Still works for me...

Tahoe, don't you want customers like this? I sure do!

http://www.wtsp.com/news/topstories/story.aspx?storyid=173071&catid=250&GID=3uFQWw9q2ymWku3Y+QHThThSeijN2RsKrdKZRBdDU3g%3D


Investigators determined in one project to repair a seawall, replace insulation and remove mold, Patterson charged the victim more than $107,000 for $10 worth of cement patch and hour's work.

I have a meeting in 15 minutes to which I have absolutely no desire of going. :(

Tell 'em you've made an internal decision and that you're not going!

I'm going in tomorrow for the 2nd (of 5) certification test for production and inventory management.

I've studied a bunch, but am still nervous because I haven't taken a test in almost a year. Feels strange. o_O

Since I'm sure you're all dying to know, I passed it. 3 more modules to go until certification.

Way to be Dray. This week is definitely a drinking weekend.

Thanks Foo.

Today was a good day on the wallet, also. Got our bonuses for 2010.

I'm going in tomorrow for the 2nd (of 5) certification test for production and inventory management.

I've studied a bunch, but am still nervous because I haven't taken a test in almost a year. Feels strange. o_O

APICS?

http://apics.org

I'm certified. You defintely need it if thats where you are going with your career. From what I've heard, the tests are about 10 times harder today, then they were back in the day.

Yep, I need it alright. Time to stop fucking around, now is the time when I'm single and able to advance my career and make some money.

Yep, I need it alright. Time to stop fucking around, now is the time when I'm single and able to advance my career and make some money.

Yur not that old, r U? You seem to be doing fine with giving yourself a good balance of i-advancing career outside of work, i-drinking lots of beer and enjoying yourself, and i-working to pay the bills.

Too much of any of those and you could end up with a 7 instead of a total hottie 10, to settle down with.

btw...with a 7 you get a steak but no , or a bj and no steak.

Someone's been drinking.

lol'd. No way I'm giving up any of those three things. Especially the beer and enjoyment.

But I can give up the video games when I'm home alone, the constant internet surfing, etc and get some work done for career advancement. That's what I meant.

I'll be 23 on March 5.

lol'd. No way I'm giving up any of those three things. Especially the beer and enjoyment.

But I can give up the video games when I'm home alone, the constant internet surfing, etc and get some work done for career advancement. That's what I meant.

I'll be 23 on March 5.

And thats what I meant. You seem to be doing fine balancing those things.

Someone's been drinking.

If its after 3pm pst, just assume that.

just don't give up the steak and bjs, either

it's the essence of life

I wonder if Tahoe is actually Jerry Sloan?

^ I am.

Just realized that a bloody mary has a ton less carbs than red grapefruit juice.

Man, haven't had one of those in a while. None of my friends like them so I never end up drinking them.

We had them once and I ended up drinking almost the whole batch because no one else liked them. For shame.

Did my taxes this morning. Boom! Roasted.

Had to come in early to work today. Suck.

The moon tonight. Discuss.

How did it get there, huh?

which direction is it. i don't feel like going outside, i'm robed up

I think it's just a communication issue, Glan.

In the east. Most impressive.

Quite bright, I do say.

I kind of miss Sheed for some reason.

A team with Sheed and Charlie V on it would give me headaches, though.

If you have some channel called Disney XDHD I would recommend putting it on right now.

HEY, ROWENGARTNER, CATCH!!

I always laugh at the part where they fight over the boat.

NATIONAL MARGARITA DAY!

http://www.margaritaville.com/news.html?n_id=2724

Another certification test coming up on Thursday.

My pregame meal tomorrow night will be... a spicy.

spicy chicken go wrap from Wendy's?

bruh, u know wut it is ... and it ain't wendy

People that talk about "smashing" on food should be shot in the face.

"I'ma bout to smash on some chicken nuggets, brah"


Now why would you want to do that to some perfectly good chicken nuggets?

bruh, u know wut it is ... and it ain't wendy

do what it do

I can't WAIT for the spicy tonight. It's becoming my pregame ritual.

What's the spicy? And how many more cert. tests? I thought you were something like more than half-way through the tests last time you updated us.

Nope, I was not-yet halfway through. This is the 3rd of 5.

The spicy....

Glan do you want to take this one?

Since Glan couldn't find words...

http://i.imgur.com/DOOcY.jpg

Glan preaches mustard and pickles only, but eff that.

you motherfucker...

would you taunt Vinny with a beer, too!?!

meh, I don't even rekonize that mess

bruh u do what it do and i do what i do, we know salami and pep pep be what it is

You know, you're exactly right.

spicy chicken go wraps for me... yes, from Wendys.

If you're going to do it, do it spicy.

These taste terrible. Wendys is a joke.

Jalen Rose is a joke. So terrible.

He makes me look like a solid contributor.

Took a 60 question practice test, got 82%. Mostly bonehead mistakes that, if I'm more awake, I think I'll recognize.

82% is passing anyways ( I think ).

Man, I'm still full from that spicy. So delicious, so epic.

Was only able to sleep from 10-2. FML

That sucks. I very much did not want to wake up when the alarm rang this morning.

My body is so fucked up. LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES, DRRAY!

lol. Someone brought homemade tagalongs into the office. I'm having a few.

Congrats on the test.

So it's a samich from Subway?

yeah it's a samich from Subway. Glan and tbeau raved about it, so I had one. They've created a monster.

Glan's spicy Italian is named Benito.

We're going to find out down the road that the salami and pep aren't really "meat".




#itspeople

Yeah, but they probably use libs, so no biggie.

I passed test 3 out of 5 with flying colors. They weight it on a scale from 270 to 330, with 300 being a passing score. 310-315 is "good." I got 322 on this one, so I was pleased.

However, my happiness turned sideways when I saw that the next exam has not, but two books I need to read a couple of times. This will be the most difficult one yet.

Way to be D. Move up that ladder.

George Lopez is really bad.

Chappelle's Clayton Bigsby skit: so awesome.

Damn, I appreciate this show a lot more now that it's gone.

Is it wrong for me to wish that Charlie Sheen continues his public craziness so that his show will be canceled? It's the worst show in the world.

I've seen a little bit of it. I hate that theme song.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLkZTJczirU

^ i want to kill

Is it wrong for me to wish that Charlie Sheen continues his public craziness so that his show will be canceled? It's the worst show in the world.

I like the craziness on its own terms. This kinda shit is awesome:


'I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace his unevolved mind cannot process'

2.5 Men has gotten stale, but I liked the first few seasons.

I don't sleep. I disappear.

Iphone Ap Shazam is pretty cool. If you are listening to a song at a bar, or something, and you don't know what song it is, just let shazam listen to it for about 10 secs and it tells you the name and artist.

The shit you kids come up with these days. I just built tree houses.

Before I go... people that quote themselves, holy shit I don't think it gets any douchier.

"Holy shit, I don't think it gets any douchier." - Me

Then when they try to act like they said something so profound, Lol.

Does it feel like a Friday to anyone else?

There's definitely a "last day of school" goofiness in the air at my job today.

I just burped through my nose and was thinking this is going to suck while it was happening but found myself loling after. It's really a pretty cool thing even though ones eyes normally tear up.

My topic is that somehow I managed to put together a lil buzz. Not shitfaced or anything like that, just a substantial beer buzz.

Also, I do not care if you do not want to discuss my topic.

Anyone else's legs bug them while they sleep sometimes?

I have to get up and switch sides in the tub every now and then. That seems to help.

^ no. Circulation issues?

I dunno. Prolly right

I'm dvring JS. So its a ronnie n sammie fest? Actually don't answer that. Saw your tweet.

So I was getting shit ready for the CPA for taxes and looked at what I spent on RE commissions last year. Then we looked at what I spent on RE C's in the last 5 years. I decided to get my RE license active again. Problem is that I haven't done this and that so they said I'd have to start over. No biggie.

But buying RE, either building on it and selling it or rehabing them and selling them or something, cost money. So If I can cut into what I spend on commissions by percent or percent and half, would be a good thing.

I like being insulated with a RE Agent when selling, but would also like to save that dough or not spend it.

I'm dvring JS. So its a ronnie n sammie fest? Actually don't answer that. Saw your tweet.

More like a Snooki and Vinny fest this time around.

Show's JTS.

You'd have been hangin w/ Team Sober last night ha?

http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/region/oakland_county/Copy_of_MIBroadcast-Tower-Body_33547327

The body of a man was found at the top of a TV tower in Oak Park, with no obvious causes of death. T&P to whoever his family is. If you're a big fan of crazy Japanese murder-mystery RPGs (http://www.giantbomb.com/shin-megami-tensei-persona-4/61-21373/), well, this case takes on a different tone. Pray the coming rain does not bring any fog with it...

Cert. test 4 of 5 has been passed. This was the most difficult one so far.

On to the capstone!

There's another certification that I'll be getting later, but I'll take a month or two off.

Cert. test 4 of 5 has been passed. This was the most difficult one so far.

On to the capstone!

There's another certification that I'll be getting later, but I'll take a month or two off.

Which cert are you working on?

APICS Certification in Production and Inventory Management.

The next one I'll pursue will be APICS Certified Supply Chain Professional.

Good for you. I'm taking a class right now and I'm old as dirt. Never stop schoolin yourself.

Call me up sometime when you have no class.

I was in the house when I heard this screeching outside my back door. It sounded like a baby or something in tremendous pain. I went out there and a hawk had caught this other bird. I wanted to help the bird that was being eaten alive, but thought I'd let the food chain work. It was really fucked up. But the hawk prolly had little ones that needed to be fed. Food chain sucks sometimes.

That sounds AWESOME>

the wife is still freaked out about it. She didn't even eat dinner.

I was in the house when I heard this screeching outside my back door. It sounded like a baby or something in tremendous pain. I went out there and a hawk had caught this other bird. I wanted to help the bird that was being eaten alive, but thought I'd let the food chain work. It was really fucked up. But the hawk prolly had little ones that needed to be fed. Food chain sucks sometimes.
I had something like that 7-8 years ago. I had some minor damage along the side of the house near my roof that took me 2-3 weeks to fix owing to the weather being nasty. During that time, a mama bird built a nest and there were eggs in the basket. I knew that if I moved the nest, I was basically killing the babies, but I didn't want a bird's nest in that dumb hole on my roof. So, I moved the nest, and got to watch and listen as these eggs (which were just about to hatch, as it turns out) got killed off.

Call me up sometime when you have no class.

lol

Watched a shitty, sadsack Belgian movie last night called the Misfortunates. There is nothing good about Belgium.

Watched a shitty, sadsack Belgian movie last night called the Misfortunates. There is nothing good about Belgium.

Umm... beer.

Jean-Claude Van Damme!!

I was in Brussels for a few days. It rained, and rained, and rained some more.
I didn't really get to see much of anything because it was absolutely miserable.
I took the chunnel to London, and the weather was perfect.

Had a terrible nigthmare. Stuckey was playing for the Tigers!

When rounding third, did he just stop short of the plate and wait to be tagged out?