http://www.impawards.com/1988/posters/twins_ver3.jpg

http://agentsmithfiles.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/solangeknowles.jpg

She looks "normal" in that picture. Wait until you see a "music video."

MVOIDH

Great site (http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=inurl:oHg5SJYRHA0&l=1) to direct people to who are too lazy / ignorant to use Google.

LOL

Hot cheetos!!!!!!

or


http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a232/Twstr709/heman.gif

It's been a very entertaining day of posting/reading so far.

POIDH
That should have been number 6000.

Ledezma's Random Thought On December 2, 2008

This morning I watched True Life: I Have Acne on MTV. I typically don't watch MTV anymore, but I'll tune in for the weekday morning True Life episodes (especially if Steve Doocey is going off on his own tangent on Fox & Friends).

However, I was watching this one episode today, and I thought to myself...if I was seriously in my 20's and still had acne, I'd probably run out in traffic or wear a mask like the phantom of the opera.

That's all.

Is there any way to give someone acne?

#101 should have gone in the confessional thread

Me likes big titties

#104 should have gone in the confessional thread

Do we really need a little Christmas, right this very minute?

Deja Vu's are fucking cool

I am a golden god!

slickery

Man, Queensryche were really bad.

I sometimes get the urge to punch people that wear Bluetooth Headsets on their ear when they're not even on the phone. Take that fucking thing off, you look like a douche.

But it makes me look important!

I sometimes get the urge to punch people that wear Bluetooth Headsets on their ear when they're not even on the phone. Take that fucking thing off, you look like a douche.
I just bought a bluetooth headset for $5 -- a Samsung WEP200.

So far, it's mostly been useful for cooking and car errands when I'm prone to get a phone call, but want my hands free and don't want to fumble with the phone. In other words, I'm the dude you want to punch. <duck>

I used a little electrical tape to hide the LED, which is obnoxious and pointless AFAICT. Now it just looks like a large hearing aid, and not some faggoty piece of cyborg geek ear jewelry.

I'll want to punch you a little less if it's not one of the headsets that has different flashing lights and the must-have platinum casing...

People seem edgy today.

I'm in a great mood.

I agree. It's Friday bitches. Stop being babies.

NO U

I used a little electrical tape to hide the LED, which is obnoxious and pointless AFAICT. Now it just looks like a large hearing aid that broke and I ghetto fixed it with some duct tape, and not some faggoty piece of cyborg geek ear jewelry.

If Michigan's population drops below a certain level, can it rescind back to "territory" status?

49 states, plus the territories of Guam, PR, and Michigan.

If Michigan's population drops below a certain level, can it rescind back to "territory" status?

49 states, plus the territories of Guam, PR, and Michigan.


Are the U.S. Virgin Islands a "territory"?

Are the U.S. Virgin Islands a "territory"?


Unincorporated organized territories

Guam (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guam)
Northern Mariana Islands (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Mariana_Islands) (commonwealth)
Puerto Rico (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puerto_Rico) (commonwealth)
United States Virgin Islands (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Virgin_Islands)
Michigan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Virgin_Islands) [edit (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Territories_of_the_United_States&action=edit&section=11)] Unincorporated unorganized territories

American Samoa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Samoa), technically unorganized, but self-governing under a constitution last revised in 1967
Baker Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baker_Island), uninhabited
Howland Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howland_Island), uninhabited
Jarvis Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarvis_Island), uninhabited
Johnston Atoll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnston_Atoll), uninhabited
Kingman Reef (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingman_Reef), uninhabited
Bajo Nuevo Bank (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bajo_Nuevo_Bank), uninhabited
Serranilla Bank (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serranilla_Bank), uninhabited
Midway Islands (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midway_Islands), no indigenous inhabitants, currently included in the Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Wildlife_Refuge)
Navassa Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navassa_Island), uninhabited (claimed by Haiti (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiti))
Wake Atoll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wake_Atoll) consisting of Peale, Wake and Wilkes Islands[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Territories_of_the_United_States#cite_note-4), no indigenous inhabitants, only contractor personnel (claimed by the Marshall Islands (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_Islands))There is also a special kind of unincorporated unorganized territory:
Certain parcels in foreign countries held by lease, such as military bases, depending on the terms of a lease, treaty, or status of forces agreement with the host country.

The US has many territories, commonwealths, and protectorates. Guam, Samoa, Puerto Rico, Saipan, US Virgin Islands, and many Pacific islands. Formerly, the US also had possession of Cuba, Panama, and the Philippines. They each existed for useful reasons.

Saipan specifically is basically a place where normal US labor law does not apply, but anything made there can be labeled "Made in USA." It has a huge textile industry, and it's supported by a huge kidnapping/human trafficking industry.

Here's how it works: people in Asian countries like China or Malaysia who are desperate to leave pay a smuggler their life savings to take them to the USA. The smugglers instead take them to Saipan where they are locked in sweatshops to make shoes and shirts for major retailers - if they're lucky. They may also be forced into prostitution to service wealthy US businessmen. The sweatshop owners and pimps pay kickbacks to the smugglers.

The entire economy of Saipan is built around this, and nothing is ever done to stop it because the sweatshop owners pay huge bribes to the powerful families who run Saipan. So the island can't uncorrupt itself, and US politicians receive lots of campaign funds from the retailers who buy their goods from Saipan (former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay famously visited Saipan several times and never found anything he didn't like).

I like how you slipped Michigan in there.

I wish there was Saturday NFL this weekend.

Looks like it's going to be a slow day around here, I might actually have to do some work.

I wish there was Saturday NFL this weekend.

Don't worry, it's back.

When they make the Obama movie in a few years, will the part of BO be played by Will Smith?

Probably not until he's leaving office. But yes, I think there will be one in the next 10-15 years for sure.

When they make the Obama movie in a few years, will the part of BO be played by Will Smith?

Good question.

When they make the Obama movie in a few years, will the part of BO be played by Will Smith?

Tom Cruise? He's a really good actor. He could pull it off.

I totally had a hard time not believing Cruise was German in Valkyrie.

Tom Cruise? He's a really good actor. He could pull it off.

"I" loved his work in...
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a232/Twstr709/heman.gif

I totally had a hard time not believing Cruise was German in Valkyrie.

He isn't?

I totally had a hard time not believing Cruise was German in Valkyrie.

I heard the movie totally sucked because of his acting.

67 posts today, not bad.

I'm trying to cut back.

69!

I'm trying to cut back.

On posting that is.

I heard the movie totally sucked because of his acting.

Sorry, I forgot the green. Really, is an accent too much to ask for?

69!

Career high?

Sometimes it's hard for me to believe I haven't been around since the early days.

I'm trying to cut back.

Why? Who cares? If it feels good, go with it.

Tom Cruise? He's a really good actor. He could pull it off.

Downey Jr plays a pretty good black guy.

Downey Jr plays a pretty good black guy.

:thatsracist:

I ran into someone who I was in a band with back in my HS days. He thought I was dead (I get that a lot).

Ah the crazy youth.

Wild guess... I think it may have been because I cut off contact with everybody over the years and completely disappeared.

Oh, so not the crazy youth, but the disappearing thing.

So are you trying to tell us, here at WTF, that you were a model student in HS?

I'll tell you what I WASN'T in HS: the Lord.

I wasn't a trouble maker or anything. Although, there were times when I decided to pick on Bubs and take his lunch money just for fun.

You were but they just didn't realize it.

Man, McConaughey is such a douchebag.

MMDHOT

I wonder if Bubs nailed that blonde chick he was telling me about.

He told me she was a brunette

I told him I preferred brunettes and that blondes didn't do much for me. He agreed but said this chick, who is apparently a nerd btw, was a blonde.

See, Bubs trustworthyness is now questioned, imo. Blond or brunette?

So if he says he showed her his stimulus package, I'm not sure I can believe him.

See, Bubs trustworthyness is now questioned, imo. Blond or brunette?

So if he says he showed her his stimulus package, I'm not sure I can believe him.

I l'dmao.

I'm trying to find a sleeveless Bathory (band) t-shirt, but have had no such luck. Someone told me they had one but it was made in like '85 or something. I'm about to challenge this person to a fight for it.

I am watching letters from iwo jima, very impactful

I doubt anyone wants to discuss just how tired I am, so I think I'll go fix my tiredness.

See, Bubs trustworthyness is now questioned, imo. Blond or brunette?

So if he says he showed her his stimulus package, I'm not sure I can believe him.
Maybe the collar doesn't match the cuffs.

I'm thinking about changing my screen name to Escalade, so I can automatically be superior to Tahoe.

I want to get the big city slider and make 5 egg sandwiches at once

I'm thinking about changing my screen name to Escalade, so I can automatically be superior to Tahoe.

I'll stick with my 'Joe six-pack' Tahoe any day. Those Escies are for Bukdow types.

I'll stick with my 'Joe six-pack' Tahoe any day. Those Escies are for Bukdow types.

Ummm.... Denali?

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008593989_batattack06m.html

The dude is 7'3" -- why the fuck isn't he playing basketball?

WTF is up with people wearing sunglasses and hats indoors?

WTF is up with people wearing sunglasses and hats indoors?

Even worse, there's dudes that lift weights wearing sunglasses. To be fair, Lifetime Fitness is reasonably bright.

No. Zekyl is just a douche.

Or, not in Minnesota.

Even worse, there's dudes that lift weights wearing sunglasses. To be fair, Lifetime Fitness is reasonably bright.

Meatheads deserve a thread of their own, I tell ya.

Random thought...

Does the fact that the "Good things" thread is getting its ass kicked by the "Things that suck" thread mean that life sucks more than its good?

going to casino windsor thursday night, staying the night.

Just might order myself a whore, if I get desperate or drunk enough.

WTF is up with people wearing sunglasses and hats indoors?

More of these assholes on BlogTV tonight.

going to casino windsor thursday night, staying the night.

Just might order myself a whore, if I get desperate or drunk enough.

I found Tahoe!

http://www.blogtv.com/people/macvsog3000

I remember when I used to go to sleep at night...

Baggins:

Just wanted to tell you I like you again.

Zip,

you are always going to be one of my favorite posters, regardless of whether you like me or not. That's not to say I'm not thrilled to hear about your change of heart though.

I think what people like best about me is the fact they totally get and relate to my "destined to be a failure/loser, it's in the genes" vibe.
By people I mean Bubbles.

Wilfredo Ledezma's current avatar is cool. The Count rocks!

I found Tahoe!

http://www.blogtv.com/people/macvsog3000

He has more teeth than me...and more hair.

Random thought...

Does the fact that the "Good things" thread is getting its ass kicked by the "Things that suck" thread mean that life sucks more than its good?

I just think certain people love to complain...

The angry whopper looks good.

I found out I'm a descendent of gypsies. I guess that's pretty cool.

I've been out of the loop here for about a week due to a family thing, but in just catching up with some reading, FatKid looks like a burgeoning ROY candidate.

I wonder if my wife would mind if I banged Kara Henderson from NFL Network?

Or I wonder if Kara Henderson would mind if I banged Kara Henderson?

Was reading randomly last night and saw that Phylis from the office is a former NFL cheerleader. Yes, that Phylis. The fat one.

Soup should be a liquid, not a solid.

RT: Is it too early for beer? Its damn near 5pm in my home state afterall.

^^Nope, just had #1.

Edit: forgot you're in Cali. The fact remains, no.

I shouldn't have sprayed myself with that stuff. P.U.

^^Nope, just had #1.

Edit: forgot you're in Cali. The fact remains, no.

God I love ya!

Before I go, I want to get this off my chest...

I don't have a problem with people borrowing/stealing $$$ out of my wallet while I sleep if they aren't going to spend it on cigarettes.

It sucks being skinny. I want to put some weight on. A nice gut would be cool.

What would it be like if we merged every post, ever, into this thread?

I'm pretty sure Muhme would be onboard.

Damn man, you're on fire today.

I'm feeling pretty sharp for a Friday morning.

I'm sure that Fool will come in with his wack attempts to rattle me, but I'm ready, as usual.

I really like Cap'n Crunch, but it rips the shit out of my mouth.

I really like Cap'n Crunch, but it rips the shit out of my mouth.

Yeah, what's up with that? I used to love Peanut Butter Crunch but I can't touch it any more for that reason.

Denny and I might need to drop our rap war before someone gets killed.

You only have a couple minutes to call me off. I'm getting my crew together, we're locked and loaded, and we're getting in the Denali.

Denny and I might need to drop our rap war before someone gets killed.
I'm OK with that. I'm getting kinda hungry.

Off to Tito's Tac.... ummmmmm, I mean El Cid.

Yeah, it's time for me to pick another target to test my lyrical skillz on.

I recommend you do the same -- the G Brothers, maybe?

So turn the whip around?

So turn the whip around?

Oops.

Sorry, Mo. You were an easy target.

I'm proud of myself. I threatened to fight another member, and actually didn't go through with it this time.

It's like Denny taught me a valuable lesson. Fist fights? That shit is so immature, something Tahoe would do. Fights are best fought with words.

I feel like a new man.

My cousin Demitra's tv show kicks off tomorrow night on Disney Channel. It's called 'Sonny With A Chance".

I don't plan on watching though. Even though she's my cousin, Ive only met her a handful of times, and I wasn't even old enough to remember them.

I do remember once being jealous when she got to be on Barney. That was a punch in the gut 15 years ago...

My cousin Demitra's tv show kicks off tomorrow night on Disney Channel. It's called 'Sonny With A Chance".

I don't plan on watching though. Even though she's my cousin, Ive only met her a handful of times, and I wasn't even old enough to remember them.

I do remember once being jealous when she got to be on Barney. That was a punch in the gut 15 years ago...

i've never met most of my cousins.

let's just say i don't have a very strong family.

I recently found out that a cousin of mine works less than a mile away from where I'm at frequently during business hours. She's been there for years...

Tonight I made a player re-roller for GoalLineBlitz. I just put in what stats I want, and it stops when they happen. My current new player is up to 600 re-rolls, and I haven't had to do anything.

What would the population of the world be if shooting swimmers wasn't so cool?

What would the population of the world be if shooting swimmers wasn't so cool?
Ask Mary. She knows:
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Something-About-Mary-mf01.jpg

There's something about that girl.

That makes you want to increase the population of the world?

I came.


Faith No More reunion update: 'We Care a Lot' because this is 'Epic'!

Feb 23, 2009, 11:14 PM | by Jason Adams

Categories: Music, Things That Are Awesome!

Update: We have confirmation that there will definitely be a reunion. Definitely. Mike Patton's rep said she should have the lineup confirmed by morning, hopefully, and would send over more info then. And Roddy Bottum's rep says he's for sure in. That's the good news. The bad news: There will only be European dates, no U.S. ones.

Below is the rest of our post from last Thursday...

So yesterday, Blabbermouth.net furthered/created speculation about a Faith No More reunion -- and added that, were this to be, original frizzy-haired guitarist Jim Martin would not be in the line-up. Which would kinda suck, and make the reunion all the less special. (Yes, I was just getting a little wistful. Sniff.) It's possible this is all just a lot of blabbing on the 'mouth's part, mostly fabricated off their retread last month of a Billboard story saying FNM singer Mike Patton would perform solo at Coachella in April (or at least without his old band; there was something about him sharing the stage "with beatboxer Rahzel"). But with Blink-182, No Doubt, and Limp Bizkit reunions this summer, the timing does seem ripe. We placed a couple calls to see if there's anything to all this, and will update this post if we get any decent info. In the meantime, we'll all have to get by with this clip, which is "Epic" indeed.

Wait, no I dinnit. =(

I watched Will Ferrell's live GW Bush special last night on HBO.

There were a few good moments, but overall, it wasn't as funny as I had hoped.

I don't like Bush, but impersonations are so 2004.

I bet Tahoe will watch it a total of 1 time.

Tahoe is the most Republican self-proclaimed center fielder ever, I think.

I don't like Bush, but impersonations are so 2004.

WTF? I knew I shouldn't have deleted all the PMs how you liked him.

Trying to smear my good name, are ya?

Now I wish I never deleted that PM you sent in which you told me you really identified as yourself as a Republibcan.

Will Ferrell can do no wrong in my book. He's the funniest comedian out there, imo. Adam Sandler is in there, but has he done much lately?

Hey, I think Nuclear war is bad. So I'm kind of a lib.

If you take out the "of" you have an oxymoron.

Right now LIVE on the NASA Chanell they are interviewing a retired 'Closeout Room' technician. He is giving play by play on whats going on.

Word on the street is I'm related to Jim Reeves.

Watching some high school ball, and all the players look like Tyronn Lue.

I think by snakes they mean in a metaphorical sense or something.

Does anyone who's not a media gas-bag whore-slut actually LIKE Julia Roberts?

Does anyone who's not a media gas-bag whore-slut actually LIKE Julia Roberts?

Ledezma, but only in Erin Brockovich.

I think we should start using the NCAA forum as another Off Topic. I'm sure nobody will mind.

I think it's cute that bukdow calls his boyfriends Bike.

Does anyone who's not a media gas-bag whore-slut actually LIKE Julia Roberts?

No. Ledezma said she was very fetching, but he never said he liked her. That is truly one woman (maybe the only one, including Harvey Firestein), that I would NOT hit. I don't know what it is, but she totally creeps me out. Another woman who totally creeps me out is Angelina Jolie, although I do think I'd hit it, as long as she didn't show me her ass. Gourd, her ass is so fucking flat it could pass for Nebraska. And her lips, man, if she doesn't have a gallon of vaseline on them, they look like rotting worms. Big ones, too. Brad Pitt dumping Jennifer Anniston for that freak has to be one of the all time head scratchers for me. Not only is Angelina Jolie a scary freak (as opposed to a sex freak who, say, would blow all your buddies on poker night and film it to show you when you aren't feeling so horny), but that bitch wants to have about 60 kids. Holy shit, I'm gonna HURL

PS: I want some more fonts here.

Random thoughts...Beer is really fucking good. And I'm going to plant some tomato plants or seeds tomorrow if I have time. Tomato... the home grown are way, WAY better than from the store. I can just eat them with a salt shaker.

24 is on

I had my first (and hopefully last) root canal today.

Is there a worse pain then tearing out a nerve from the root of your gum?

Even with the gas, I felt it.

I bought a big screen TV today. It's beautiful.

Congrats man - now answer the questions that every man asks:

HD?
LCD?
How big?
What brand?
Good deal?

Say, "Hello", to warmer weather.

I just quit my job today. I lasted about 8 days. Just couldn't hack it.

Well theres good news, Zip. There is a lot of good advice about resumes and job hunting floating around here lately.

I had my first (and hopefully last) root canal today.

Is there a worse pain then tearing out a nerve from the root of your gum?

Even with the gas, I felt it.
Try having reconstructive jaw surgery. They literally sawed most of my nerve endings in half, took out my teeth like dentures, then broke my jaw in a bunch of places. I lost over 50 pounds after the surgery because my mouth was wired shut for a month. I wasn't even 160lbs pre-surgery.

I had my first (and hopefully last) root canal today.

Is there a worse pain then tearing out a nerve from the root of your gum?

Even with the gas, I felt it.

I see a bright future for Ledezma and his, ahem, pearly whites.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/04/article-0-034B9396000005DC-526_468x608.jpg

I just quit my job today. I lasted about 8 days. Just couldn't hack it.

Congratulations. Don't let the man get you down.

^^^Thanks Denny. I said I was going for my 15-minute break, and just walked away clean, man. Walked away clean. I'm not gonna take jobs just to take jobs, motherfuckers. I better like 'em, or the place that hires me will be fucked over.

That's right, Zip. You let that Burger King manager have it!

Steve Wilkos, Maury Povich, and Jerry Springer are collectively moving from Chicago to the Connecticut 'burbs of New York City where the corporate home of WWE is.

Steve Wilkos, Maury Povich, and Jerry Springer are collectively moving from Chicago to the Connecticut 'burbs of New York City where the corporate home of WWE is.
Pharaoh should know of this immediately.

You know when you offer your support and friendship to someone and then you're talking with that person, and it comes up and they're all "Hey, I never asked for your support"?

Well, that person deserves to have the shit kicked out of them.

I was getting a 2nd bid on the framing package for the house. I used this lumber yard before. I called up there to make sure someone was there to meet with...it all went well.

On the drive home, I kept looking at the guys card...name.

He just called to give me the price, fax, etc. I asked if he was ever in Michigan, He said he grew up in Bay City. We didn't really know each other, but knew some of the same peeps.

Weird.

I like toasters, but not the old fashioned variety.

Look at the designs below:

http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/egg-n-muffin-toaster.jpg

http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/glide_toast_sm.jpg

Read this:

http://www.ohgizmo.com/2007/04/17/5-ways-to-get-toasted/

Now go make yourself some fucking toast.

Random thought:

For some reason, I think people that own a horse and aren't farmers are weird.

Random thought:

For some reason, I think people that own a horse and aren't farmers are weird.
I know someone who owns a stable with a few horse stalls, but no horses.

I find that slightly weirder.

It came with the house and the acreage. It's extra storage... not like his family really needs it -- there's a big-ass barn for that. It's an excuse to talk about the horse scene from The Godfather.

RT: I'm going to nominate this post in the POTY candidates thread when I find it...or if Gl'enn answers my question

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu12/Arwensilvey/Cheerleader.jpg

And I thought preachers were underpaid...


Call it the stimulus package from God.

Manhattan's Riverside Church - one of the country's most illustrious religious institutions - is paying its new senior pastor, the Rev. Brad Braxton, more than $600,000 in annual compensation.

That's twice what Braxton's predecessor, James Forbes, one of the country's best-known preachers, was getting after running Riverside for more than 18 years.

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/04/22/2009-04-22_new_riverside_church_pastor_rev_brad_braxtons_6 00k_compensation_prompts_parishio.html

$550,000 of that better be going to different charities. That's unbelievable...

Colgate MaxFresh

The best toothpaste ever?

$550,000 of that better be going to different charities. That's unbelievable...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A preacher giving HIS money to charity? HAHAHAHAHAHA but you better be a tithing motherfucker, motherfucker!

Colgate MaxFresh

The best toothpaste ever?

I strongly disagree. AquaFresh "Extreme Clean" with Freshening Action is a superior product.

I never know how to spell the slang of Yes, yeah or yea?

And the slang of a cheer when your team wins...YEAH or YEA?

The slang of yes is YEAH.

And I thought preachers were underpaid...



http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/04/22/2009-04-22_new_riverside_church_pastor_rev_brad_braxtons_6 00k_compensation_prompts_parishio.html


You know what pisses me off about that? Tax exempt. Seriously, if you can pay some guy $600k to be a figurehead and read some stuff to people, you can pay taxes. I'm fine with smaller institutions, but that is recockulous.

I never know how to spell the slang of Yes, yeah or yea?

And the slang of a cheer when your team wins...YEAH or YEA?


"Yeah go Wings!"

"I vote yea for titties."

"Yeah go Wings!"

"I vote yea for titties."
:cogent:

Speaking of Wings...WHEN THE FRICK ARE THEY GOING TO PLAY AGAIN?

I'm jonesin for a game.

I think I'm giong to make it an off-topic type of day.

I think I'm giong to make it a great off-topic type of day.

Flight of the Conchords

Discuss.

You go first

Just getting into them. Saw a 1/2 hour concert on HBO and was impressed.

Flight of the Conchords

Discuss.

One of the awesomest shows of the last few years. I've been on that bandwagon since the 1st episode.

For good measure... who can't love these guys?


http://www.tvscoop.tv/Flight_of_the_Conchords.jpg

I'm not even going to ever admit what I thought was the flight of the conchords was.

I'm glad I didn't go first

I'm not even going to ever admit what I thought was the flight of the conchords was.

I'm glad I didn't go first

Are you drunk Tahoe? There's a thread for that ya know.

Just old home boy

Just old home boy

Never had that. Malt liquer? :P

Got a new mouse today:

http://www.techwarelabs.com/reviews/peripherals/razerdeathadder/images/deathadder_LRG6.jpg

The blue lights go nicely with my case:

http://images10.newegg.com/NeweggImage/productimage/11-129-021-18.JPG

The dude on the right was in a terrible movie called "Eagle vs Shark". It was terrible.

The dude on the right was in a terrible movie called "Eagle vs Shark". It was terrible.

Try "Mega-Shark Vs Octopus" starring...Deborah Gibson. THE Debbie Gibson of '80s bubble gum music fame. OUCH!

I can't believe that's real.

Fool:

You WILL believe it's real when you see the giant Mega Shark jump out of the ocean and latch onto a 747 flying high in the sky, and take that motherfucker DOWN!

As though eating the Golden Gate bridge wasn't enough.

Fuck yeah!!!!

I can't wait!!!

Fa7ck5mcd1o

Now I'm hungry.

http://blog.sanriotown.com/hkfood:hellokitty.com/files/2007/08/giantsushi.jpg

A sequel, tentatively titled "Sharktopus: Mxy Does Debbie" is in the works.

See? What did I tell you? That movie has everything! Even Lorenzo Lamas! Now how you gonna sleep tonight?

See? What did I tell you? That movie has everything! Even Lorenzo Lamas! Now how you gonna sleep tonight?

I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT!!!!!!!

That is amazing.

If scuffing a baseball makes that big of a difference, then I want my little league hitting stats reviewed. ASAP.

Speaking of baseball, I know steroids are all the rage nowadays, but what ever happened to the good ol' times when a guy like Doc Ellis could throw a no hitter while tripping on LSD?

Help me out here: when you deal with someone on a consistent basis, and you have some kind of problem with how they do their business or how they live their lives, do you not bring that shit to their face before you take it over their head?

I have no problem with people getting in my face if they don't like what I'm up to, or even if they feel like the only way to deal with that is to put a dent in me. That's at least some grown folks business...but when you take it to a guy's boss, and threaten his livelihood, before he even knows what's going on, that's bitch-made. Strictly.

I don't know, maybe things are just different for me because of the people I come from, or how I grew up, or whatever. What makes you a man is how you deal with conflict, where I come from. If you don't have the swinging dick to tell a guy to his face you have a problem with him, that is some shit I don't even relate to.

Discuss.

Not much to add to that. Agreed 100%.

Old-school is dead. Pettiness and backstabbing rule the day. I railed against it for a couple of years and, to be very honest, I burned out. I refuse to give in and will never be that way myself, but I know now it's just a fact of life.

I just get bitter sometimes about the fact that I do everything right, the way I was brought up to do, and some punk bitch motherfucker is gonna piss on my head and laugh about it to his punk bitch friends. Probably over the Internet.

Story of the 21st century, I guess.

I totally relate Swami. Really. But yeah, they get away with doing their shit because they can. And they know it. There is no respect. They will fuck you over because they believe that in some future that will pay dividends. And if not, what the fuck, right?

Yeah. I actually pity people like that, though, because that lack of trust cuts both ways.

The problem with doing dirt is that tomorrow, you gotta wake up and be the guy who did that dirt. And face that guy in the mirror. Doesn't sound like much fun to me.

We kind of live in a "slacker" age where we expect people who grew up in the time that we did to share the same values that we did, and we can get very comfortable in that expectation. Sometimes it's healthy to consider the fact that the people we work with are not our friends, and we should not engage them in that way.

We live in an age where communication is dead. I bet that the fuckless dicktard could text the shit out of you about what's bugging him. Men are typically so afraid of confrontation that it turns them into sissies. Backstabbing ass kissing cubicle moss sissies. Thta's why women rule the home. Men are guilty of handing their penises in at the start of "manhood"--which is exactly when we should be realizing just how powerful we are because we have The Cock. And we can get really big muscles if we work out. And we can jerk off and tell women to fuck off. AND because we don't really need to have kids because we lack inherent self-worth like women do.

But of course, all that is dream shit by me. I long for an age when MEN rule again, and make MEN RULES and are proud of the fact that we love beer, fart, belch, and force women to go down on us--and then tell them to shut the fuck up and do it again. But no, we sit around watching Gray's Anatomy, women's figure skating, pretending to care about the WNBA and soccer, trying to learn how to cook (and not just on the grill or boil hot dogs, but cook like a faggot). And then we wonder why the world is so fucking wimpy.

As a matter of fact, I'm starting to think Barak Obama is a bit too wimpy. BUT DAYM, have you checked out his wofe? How'd you like to be doing her doggy style (the way she likes it) on the same bed where Ronadl Reagan shat himself so many times?

As a matter of fact, I'm starting to think Barak Obama is a bit too wimpy. BUT DAYM, have you checked out his wofe? How'd you like to be doing her doggy style (the way she likes it) on the same bed where Ronadl Reagan shat himself so many times?

gold

Having a dick is awesome. But you pay a price, and the price is that you have to play by man rules. I will go ahead and play Boggle with the in-laws and watch Animal Planet with the wife and whatever, because I know when it comes down to the realest of the real shit, I have been there and I can stand on my own. I've made peace with that. Some haven't.

And yes, Mrs. Obama is finer than a motherfucker. I don't know what it is, but that woman has got it like Georgia got extra chromosomes.

Even I can't take myself seriously with this av.

I don't know what to say Swami, except that in the world I live in I confront that dude somewhere at work when no one else is around.

This is how it went down:

Me: "So dude, I see you got a problem with me."
Him: "Nah, man - we're cool"
Me: "Really? So why did you go to the Boss about (insert problem here)?"
Him: squirming "Um, oh, I didn't mean for you to get in trouble"

What he meant is that he didn't think I'd (you'd) find out so...

Me: "Well, I did. And if that shit happens again you are gonna have a big fucking problem on your hands."
Him: "What did you say?"
Me: "Did I stutter? You heard me. You do that pussy shit again and you're done."
Him: "I'm done? You're gone, mate. I'll get you fired for that."
Me: "Ain't no one heard this but you and me. You go anywhere and tell anyone - I'll find out. I always do. And then you'll be fucked!"

He starts to shift on his feet, looking for an exit.

Me: "I'm not done. You hearing me? You wanna fuck with me? I will kick your ass. One day, somewhere I will get you. You won't even see me coming!"

At this point I saw someone walking towards us, about 15 feet away so I just changed it up:

Me: "Yeah, man - I can do that. Whatever you want. It's cool. Just remember what I said."

And I walked away.

The dude never said much to me after that.

If you're dealing with an international work force, there's cultural factors that can come into play. It simply wouldn't occur to folks from some cultures to go to anyone but a boss-unit, often their own boss-unit to talk to your boss-unit.

I don't know what to say Swami, except that in the world I live in I confront that dude somewhere at work when no one else is around.

This is how it went down:

Me: "So dude, I see you got a problem with me."
Him: "Nah, man - we're cool"
Me: "Really? So why did you go to the Boss about (insert problem here)?"
Him: squirming "Um, oh, I didn't mean for you to get in trouble"

What he meant is that he didn't think I'd (you'd) find out so...

Me: "Well, I did. And if that shit happens again you are gonna have a big fucking problem on your hands."
Him: "What did you say?"
Me: "Did I stutter? You heard me. You do that pussy shit again and you're done."
Him: "I'm done? You're gone, mate. I'll get you fired for that."
Me: "Ain't no one heard this but you and me. You go anywhere and tell anyone - I'll find out. I always do. And then you'll be fucked!"

He starts to shift on his feet, looking for an exit.

Me: "I'm not done. You hearing me? You wanna fuck with me? I will kick your ass. One day, somewhere I will get you. You won't even see me coming!"

At this point I saw someone walking towards us, about 15 feet away so I just changed it up:

Me: "Yeah, man - I can do that. Whatever you want. It's cool. Just remember what I said."

And I walked away.

The dude never said much to me after that.

Hey, don't Aussies have some swear words that are different than "fuck you?" I mean you guys are all "mate" "g'day" "Me mum in lawr looks like an alligator with his bum stopped up"--and even the English use "Bugger" or "Shag".
Spice it up a bit, even if you have to make up your facts, like I do.

If you're dealing with an international work force, there's cultural factors that can come into play. It simply wouldn't occur to folks from some cultures to go to anyone but a boss-unit, often their own boss-unit to talk to your boss-unit.
Well the one guy is a Canadian, and I know what a wide cultural gap we have between us....

Listen, I don't care what culture you're from. If the guy across the hall plays his music too loud, do you go straight to the landlord like a vagina? Do you rock it passive-aggressive style with a little anonymous note on his door? Or do you get up, knock on his door, and be like, "hey man, could you keep the Foo Fighters down?"

The last choice is the correct one. And it really makes me angry that the word "faggot" somehow got assigned as a slur against gay people, because it's exactly the correct word to use in this situation. If you got beef, you gotta deal with beef, and sometimes that involves having to take shit from unreasonable crazy people. So fucking what? No one's life is 100% trouble-free. Soldier up and don't be a faggot.

I don't make up facts, Zipper.

I am direct and to the point. I don't fuck around. I ain't no scholar either

And Swami - damn straight. That fucker playing Foo Fighters needs to wake up and realise it's 2009. I'd remind him by playing (insert your favourite music here) full tilt at 3am.

If you live in an apartment building be sure to hand out ear plugs to the other residents or...

Just walk across the hall and kick the fucking door open and turn his stereo down yourself. I'm pretty sure he'd get the message you were sending.

Yulia Tymoshenko = PMILF

Well the one guy is a Canadian

faggot.

Look, Canada is the only country more effeminate than France, hockey players notwithstanding. In fact, the only non-fags in Canada are all in the NHL.
This is a whole new dynamic here Swami, that was previously not introduced into the situation. I find this new detail to be the crux of the problem. I would suggest the following: The guy probably has an overbite--very much a Canadian trait. I guess it's leftover from their British connections. You might walk over to his office or cubicle and post pictures of Bugs Bunny and leave carrots all over his office. Post pictures of retainers everywhere. Or, just kick his overbite in.
You have to remember you are dealing with a country that recognizes the British Royalty, mixes in a lot of the French language, sits above the U.S. (and tries like hell to fight off any American influence), and of course, most of the people there have overbites, which reminds them that they once had teeth the British would find disgusting. Their greatest export (after oil) has been siezed by America (the Montreal Canadians are irrelevant)...I mean, these guys have nothing, and have been off the radar since Pierre Trudeau's wife was runing around making John F Kennedy and Bill Clinton look like prudes.

I'd probably suggest leaving him a gay gift like "Chicken Soup for the Canadian Soul"--which is chock full of touching stories like why it is important to a man to take his children out and club baby seals to death to show them the frailty of life, or why every Canadian man should take his son out to the local ice pond and drill him in the nads with hockey pucks, and why Americans love to murder anyone who even looks at them sideways (or doesn't) so much, or why Canadians are laughed at by the entire world over the sport of curling.

He'll get the point and either commit suicide or ask the boss to forward all his paychecks to you.

And once again Zip is here to save the day.

Seriously, LMMFAO

Can we get the front page updated any time soon with some more of his stuff?

And can we get another front page for Swami because he's long overdue for the cover?

If they write it and send it to me, it'll be there.

Just pick one of their posts, GD.

RT:

Today is 6/9

RT...

I'm a lil bummed out after the Wings loss, but dynasties can lose a series, but what I'm seriously fuckin bummed about is knowing that Michael Curry is coaching the Pistons next year.

Here's to looking forward to the Pistons in 10/11

http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=809665

Basically, a high school student exploited the school's poor security in locking out accounts after 3 attempts. They logged in as every teacher three times and gave a bogus password to temporarily lock every teacher out of being able to submit their grades. Before that, the same student posted personal information that, it turns out, the school had actually left out in public.

This is being spun as "scary evil hacker kid", but the fact that the school was stupid when it comes to computer security is getting shortchanged. It could be argued that the school was simply a victim of poor technology -- "hard to use" stuff that makes dumbass problems inevitable. But aren't they the ones who are supposed to be teaching kids on this kind of stuff?

Yahoo headline:

Women's group shuns dieting, embraces being overweight

Next year's Yahoo Headline:


Women's group upset over husband's lack of sexual interest

The inquisition WILL be televised.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2009/jun/03/cctv-classroom

The inquisition WILL be televised.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2009/jun/03/cctv-classroom

""We don't need no CCTV in our classroom"

The inquisition WILL be televised.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2009/jun/03/cctv-classroom

Nice to see some kids can write properly, better than most people looking for 6 figure jobs at that.

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:emo kid:

I'm still surprised that post 3k passed me up without me even noticing.

A couple years ago I was advised by a lawyer that it was a bad idea to have a 'Beware of Dog' sign on my back door. Basically with the way our legal system is today, even a burglar could potentially spin it on me and argue that the dog who ate his face was known to be a dangerous dog.

Today I got an idea.

I'm going to put a 'I ♥ My Pit Bull' sign on my back door. I'm not advertising that he is mean or knowingly dangerous, and any prowler will see it and know what is barking. I rule!!

Yeah, because Pit Bulls are so well known for attacking prowlers, and not, say, kids or something.

Yeah, because Pit Bulls are so well known for attacking prowlers, and not, say, kids or something.

So far... Kid 0, Prowlers 2. So yeah.

My 15 month old crawled out of his crib a bit ago. Not only did he get out, he somehow managed to get down without making a thud or hurting himself. If there was a loud sound, or if he was crying, we would have went in there... but when the female went in to wake him up he was just chillin on the floor playing with toys. Climbing out I can understand. Getting down without hurting himself? I have no fucking clue.

So far... Kid 0, Prowlers 2. So yeah.

Where I come from, girl scouts selling cookies are not generally regarded as "prowlers."

Where I come from, girl scouts selling cookies are not generally regarded as "prowlers."


Funny you say that. The sign on my front door says no solicitors, no sales, no offers, no religion, no cults... but we love girl scout cookies.

Funny you say that. The sign on my front door says no solicitors, no sales, no offers, no religion, no cults...but we love girl scout cookies.Especially when we get them "free," if ya know what I mean.

http://www.loldawgz.com/dawgz/Eating-Green-Ball.jpg

Radiohead is fucking awesome. I don't care what the haters say.

This might be the best Front Page in quite a while. The "For more quality shit...." is great.

Somehow, I strained a back muscle while sleeping.
Even Vicodin doesn't seem to dull the pain much.

Somehow, I strained a back muscle while sleeping.
Even Vicodin doesn't seem to dull the pain much.

Sleep on a board for the next few days. Only thing that works for me. I've got an old wooden chess board that works perfect, you can position it right under the spot that hurts but the rest of you will still be comfortable enough.

APRIL FOOLS!

Vinny just got Mxy to sleep on his chess set!

I agree: Find a good, hard surface to sleep on! I do it every night!

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1566/200607/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1566-292399.jpg

Moxie:

If my first suggestion doesn't work, try this for a hard surface:

http://blog.smut.com/gay_ebony/371_1.jpg

I see that Zip is trying to get me for posting those buff arms of Michelle Obama. <laughs> Seriously, I rarely move around much when I sleep, but what I think happened was that I didn't move AT ALL, and maybe may have slept on a remote control. I don't rightly recall. In any event, it's still quite painful if I twist to my left, so Tahoe will applaud my leaning to the right for the time being. :)

The chick in "The Hangover" who plays the stripper is now my favorite woman of all time and I want to marry her and get my vasectome reversed so I can has many children with her. Holy fucking shit I love her I'm going to stalk her until she loves me back.
The End.

Time for your Nolte av again?

The chick in "The Hangover" who plays the stripper is now my favorite woman of all time and I want to marry her and get my vasectome reversed so I can has many children with her. Holy fucking shit I love her I'm going to stalk her until she loves me back.
The End.
Rollergirl... ahhhh...

rt...

you know you've been drinking a lot when it feels kind of weird to not be drinking a beer at night.

rt...

you know you've been drinking a lot when it feels kind of weird to not be drinking a beer at night.

I hate not drinking.

rt...

you know you've been drinking a lot when it feels kind of weird to not be drinking a beer at night.

Response 1: Oh now it's beer? What happened to your pineapple paint stripper?

Response 2: That's when I just go to bed.