There's beer and then there's cyclobenzaprine hydrocloride. Thanks, science.

5,200

My rough estimate of how many hours I have been on this site since April 2005.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MVMKFP4GL.jpg
Holy shit, I need to start going out on Saturday nights.

Also, meant for the "Things that suck" thread.

I just wanted to post how Zip is such a fuckin fag for posting about how hot some chick is and he didn't post pics of her.

I'm fuckin all sorts of pissed fuckin off about that. He posted that shit last night or something and no fuckin pics.

Zip you are fuckin douche water...and you fuckin know it you fuckin lizard cock.

You ever notice how EVERY person who goes into what stupid fuck country they came from makes them "stubborn"?

I mean, whenever someone bores the FUCK out of you with their stupid fucking (mostly European) "heritage", they always say something like, "I'm German. And we Germans are stubborn" Or "I'm a stubborn Irishman" Or "My great-great-great grandparents were from Dane. We Danish are stubborn" FUCK YOU. Are people that pathetic that all their ancestors were nothing but stubborn? I believe they are.

And the funny ones still try to hold onto some bullshit past they have to create because their present is nothing short of suicide-inspiring (especially to those they want to bore the fuck out of by relating their family history--or showing pictures of their dopey ass family). I like it when they say, "I'm a full-blooded Czech, y'know" Uh, besides the fact that nobody knows what the fuck a "Czech" is, never has, never will, and never will care, the only "full blod" you are is full-blood full of shit. Of course, nothing beats some pathetci fuck who says "I'm whacko because of the Italian blood in me. It makes me stubborn, and crazy whacko fuck!" "Oh wow! Are you from Italy?" "No, my step-uncle is"

Recently I met a woman who just had to tell the group of us that her family was from Sweden--and the Swedish are KNOWN for being stubborn. And she regaled us with her countrymen's long history of moving from Sweden to Nebraska. I mena, these stupid bleach-white fuckers live in a place that has 12 feet of snow 11 months out of the year, and they move to fucking Nebraska? They aren't stubborn, they're retarded.

LMMFAO

Zip is THE Supreme Being

You ever notice how EVERY person who goes into what stupid fuck country they came from makes them "stubborn"?

I mean, whenever someone bores the FUCK out of you with their stupid fucking (mostly European) "heritage", they always say something like, "I'm German. And we Germans are stubborn" Or "I'm a stubborn Irishman" Or "My great-great-great grandparents were from Dane. We Danish are stubborn" FUCK YOU. Are people that pathetic that all their ancestors were nothing but stubborn? I believe they are.

And the funny ones still try to hold onto some bullshit past they have to create because their present is nothing short of suicide-inspiring (especially to those they want to bore the fuck out of by relating their family history--or showing pictures of their dopey ass family). I like it when they say, "I'm a full-blooded Czech, y'know" Uh, besides the fact that nobody knows what the fuck a "Czech" is, never has, never will, and never will care, the only "full blod" you are is full-blood full of shit. Of course, nothing beats some pathetci fuck who says "I'm whacko because of the Italian blood in me. It makes me stubborn, and crazy whacko fuck!" "Oh wow! Are you from Italy?" "No, my step-uncle is"

Recently I met a woman who just had to tell the group of us that her family was from Sweden--and the Swedish are KNOWN for being stubborn. And she regaled us with her countrymen's long history of moving from Sweden to Nebraska. I mena, these stupid bleach-white fuckers live in a place that has 12 feet of snow 11 months out of the year, and they move to fucking Nebraska? They aren't stubborn, they're retarded.
For more quality shit like this, join WTF today!

Wife has been out of town for a week. She's gonna come back and wonder how I've gotten along with her gone, and the truth is I've been great. Me and the dog have become partners in crime. He helps me get exercise, I help him to not do incredibly dumb shit like eat sales inserts that have pictures of pizza on them. Then we both go out to terrorize the squirrels. Dogs > People.

Wife has been out of town for a week. She's gonna come back and wonder how I've gotten along with her gone, and the truth is I've been great. Me and the dog have become partners in crime. He helps me get exercise, I help him to not do incredibly dumb shit like eat sales inserts that have pictures of pizza on them. Then we both go out to terrorize the squirrels. Dogs > People.
:cogent:

Yeah that's solid. Life should always be that zen.

Unfortunately you have to pretend that you had a hard time with her gone and that you missed her.

rt...Am I more tired or more hung over?

rt...Am I more tired or more hung over?
Thanks for the retweet!



Twitter humor, since that seems to be the theme of the day

Wife has been out of town for a week. She's gonna come back and ruin everything, because the truth is I've been great. Me and the dog have become partners in crime. He helps me get exercise, I help him to not do incredibly dumb shit like eat sales inserts that have pictures of pizza on them. Then we both go out to terrorize the squirrels. Dogs > wives.

FIXED

Wife has been out of town for a week. She's gonna come back and wonder how I've gotten along with her gone, and the truth is I've been great. Me and the dog have become partners in crime. He helps me get exercise, I help him to not do incredibly dumb shit like eat sales inserts that have pictures of pizza on them. Then we both go out to terrorize the squirrels. Dogs > People.

LOL Awesome

I have to be somewhere by 10:30 and I have not been to sleep yet.

You ever notice how EVERY person who goes into what stupid fuck country they came from makes them "stubborn"?

I mean, whenever someone bores the FUCK out of you with their stupid fucking (mostly European) "heritage", they always say something like, "I'm German. And we Germans are stubborn" Or "I'm a stubborn Irishman" Or "My great-great-great grandparents were from Dane. We Danish are stubborn" FUCK YOU. Are people that pathetic that all their ancestors were nothing but stubborn? I believe they are.

And the funny ones still try to hold onto some bullshit past they have to create because their present is nothing short of suicide-inspiring (especially to those they want to bore the fuck out of by relating their family history--or showing pictures of their dopey ass family). I like it when they say, "I'm a full-blooded Czech, y'know" Uh, besides the fact that nobody knows what the fuck a "Czech" is, never has, never will, and never will care, the only "full blod" you are is full-blood full of shit. Of course, nothing beats some pathetci fuck who says "I'm whacko because of the Italian blood in me. It makes me stubborn, and crazy whacko fuck!" "Oh wow! Are you from Italy?" "No, my step-uncle is"

Recently I met a woman who just had to tell the group of us that her family was from Sweden--and the Swedish are KNOWN for being stubborn. And she regaled us with her countrymen's long history of moving from Sweden to Nebraska. I mena, these stupid bleach-white fuckers live in a place that has 12 feet of snow 11 months out of the year, and they move to fucking Nebraska? They aren't stubborn, they're retarded.


We Ukrainians are known for hating that shit.

Just got an email titled:

Subject: Enter her twat like a bull

I am very creeped out by the Bernstein family.

meeetoooo...my wife leaves the room when their comersh comes on.

I hate to laugh at a disability, but that commercial makes it impossible not to. You would think they could tell the blind guy which direction the camera is facing. I almost think the whole family is making fun of him.

PS That is the ugliest family I have ever seen. (Sorry to make fun of more disabilities)

It's rough being ugly, but we manage.

http://www.bobbygspot.org/2009/04/sam-bernstein.html

The Bernstein family is not as scary as the Geoffrey Fieger ads.

rt...wondering if I'm heading to Margaritaville.

The strongest drink I've had in a week is green tea. No more soda, no more coffee, no more alcohol...I guess it sounds boring, but it feels good. Renunciation.

^^Besides beer, I've been solely water lately. For probably 5 months or so. If I have a soda now I feel like shit (I had one a couple of weeks ago).

I know, it kind of fucks up your day, doesn't it?

The strongest drink I've had in a week is green tea. No more soda, no more coffee, no more alcohol...I guess it sounds boring, but it feels good. Renunciation.

What are your thoughts on Lipton Green Tea?

What are your thoughts on Lipton Green Tea?

Swami, Publicly: "I haven't had it, I'll have to check it out".

Swami, Privately: "Man, this guy is white trash".

For the record, I'm a big Lipton guy.

If drinking Lipton makes me white trash, then I don't want to be left.

I've had Lipton Green Tea. I like it. I don't like it as much as their black tea though, which I consider to be one of the best I've had. I mean, fuck it, you know? Sometimes Sears really does have the best appliances.

Bonal International, the "Vibration Stress Relief" experts out of Royal Joke, have these vaguely pornographic product names to my juvenile mind:

- the Meta-Lax Stress Relief, which can be "used with confidence"

- the Pulse Puddle Arc Welding product, successful when applied during arc

- and a tool called Black Magic which "reduces grinding creep"

That's bone-al -- http://www.bonal.com

The strongest drink I've had in a week is green tea. No more soda, no more coffee, no more alcohol...I guess it sounds boring, but it feels good. Renunciation.

Swami, you are really starting to sound like a Buddhist bukdow. I don't know whether to believe all this "Hey man, let me tell you how cool I roll" stuff anymore. It seems to be being laid on a little thick. It's not that you are boring, it's just that you are starting to sound like you're trying to be Andy Warhol or something.

^^ Well clearly Bukdow is someone's sock puppet, but he's not mine.

One day someone should put together the WTF sock puppet diagram.

TAHOE HAS EXCEEDED THEIR STORED PRIVATE MESSAGES QUOTA AND CAN NOT ACCEPT FURTHER MESSAGES UNTIL THEY CLEAR SOME SPACE.

Swami, you are really starting to sound like a Buddhist bukdow. I don't know whether to believe all this "Hey man, let me tell you how cool I roll" stuff anymore. It seems to be being laid on a little thick. It's not that you are boring, it's just that you are starting to sound like you're trying to be Andy Warhol or something.
No seriously, I have done some thinking and you're right about this. I get a little too comfortable with the people around me IRL and their attitudes, and I should remember that not everyone wants to hear it.

No seriously, I have done some thinking and you're right about this. I get a little too comfortable with the people around me IRL and their attitudes, and I should remember that not everyone wants to hear it.

what don't I want to hear?

I really can't believe that McDonald's is still holding on to the "ba da ba ba ba" campaign. It's like Ronald bet The King that he could use complete gibberish as a slogan and still out-sell him.

Actually, Swami, I've been doing some thinking and I think I'm going to try your diet for the month of July.
So there.

What the hell is wrong with Kendra Wilkinson's mouth? With all the money she's spent on her body, you would think that she could afford a better mouth.

She has a mouth?

Who is she? Big Daddy Dan's wife?

Her laugh is annoying.

I wonder how it was even possible that Hank Basket of all athletes was able to snag her, though.

She's that.

http://beargoggleson.com/files/2009/04/kendrawilkinsonchargers.jpg

Why do people care about her? I'm too lazy to wiki.

She looks like the run of the mill stripper.

She's was one of Heffner's three girlfriend. She has a show on E about her living with Hank Basket now.

lol

http://www.intentionalfoul.com/images/kendraandhank.jpg

Why do people care about her? I'm too lazy to wiki.

She looks like the run of the mill stripper.

Internet stud.

Tell me that she doesn't look like a run of the mill stripper and I'll tell you that you go to the wrong strip joints.

Being old and fat like me doesn't mean you can't recognize a stripper when you see one.

She looks like a dinosaur. A very hot dinosaur with a weird mouth and annoying laugh.

Tell me that she doesn't look like a run of the mill stripper and I'll tell you that you go to the wrong strip joints.

Being old and fat like me doesn't mean you can't recognize a stripper when you see one.

Relax, stud.

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showpost.php?p=245184&postcount=17

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showpost.php?p=245192&postcount=22

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showpost.php?p=245227&postcount=29

Tell me that she doesn't look like a run of the mill stripper and I'll tell you that you go to the wrong strip joints.

Being old and fat like me doesn't mean you can't recognize a stripper when you see one.

http://books.google.com/books?id=AUZyxLK85iIC&lpg=PT104&ots=e02DO6gApH&dq=doug%20collins%20otis%20thorpe&pg=PT115

Didn't need the links (right, Fool), I knew where you were going.

Alls I'm saying is that one's ability to recognize stripperness is not a reflection of internet studdery.

For the record, I DON'T think she's all that.

I would have sex with her. Many times.

For the record, I DON'T think she's all that.

Fucking internet stud, right there.

Fucking internet stud, right there.


One's ability to recognize notallthatness not a reflection of internet studdery.

One's ability to recognize notallthatness not a reflection of internet studdery.

Disagree! In fact, it is the complete essence of internet studdery.

IMO.

Saying she isn't good enough for me would be the complete essence of internet studdery. I never said that.

IMO.

This might be a good segue to the "To hit it or not to hit it? A cavalcade of borderline women." thread.

Also, it might not be.

et al

Come on, man. Don't act like every chick you've banged has been up to your standards.

Who's acting that way?

And who has standards?

And who has standards?

Not me.

Dude, I'm married. I'm out of the game. Standards are moot.

So no, I won't send you my picture.

Dude, I'm married. I'm out of the game. Standards are moot.

So no, I won't send you my picture.

What makes you think you're all that to me anyhow? I'm an internet stud, remember?

What is going on in this thread? I don't understand anymore.

Yeah, we should really get back on topic.

This might be a good segue to the "To hit it or not to hit it? A cavalcade of borderline women." thread.

Also, it might not be.
She's not borderline though. I would say she looks like a hot stripper (not an average one, but one of the top 3 in the club probably). Anyone here that wouldn't bang her (marraige, etc aside) is truly an internet stud.

She's not in the hottest woman on the planet discussion, but if you wouldn't hit that you probably frequent sausage conventions.

I guess it depends if you think being referred to as "looking like a stripper" as a bad thing.

I don't, most days.

She's not borderline though. I would say she looks like a hot stripper (not an average one, but one of the top 3 in the club probably). Anyone here that wouldn't bang her (marraige, etc aside) is truly an internet stud.

She's not in the hottest woman on the planet discussion, but if you wouldn't hit that you probably frequent sausage conventions.


Nothing wrong with that.

Hey, has anyone heard of any sausage conventions coming up in Sterling Heights?

They would have one of the top ranked ones, I think, if the Chaldeans ever decided to come home.

LOL

Yeah, he really pulled that up to next level there.

My stripper sense is tingling.

Topic: nosehair

I just plucked what might be a world's record.

I hate nosehair. It's so damn hard to keep groomed. Why doesn't it simply fall out when it gets to be a certain length (like eyelashes or eyebrows)? Why does it have to keep growing?

What are you complaining about? It gives you a free pass to pick your nose.
Enjoy!

There's a cyst on my ass.

I don't think nose hair topics are going to be big here cuz nose hair don't hit til you get old.

speaking of hair, i just plucked one off my leg that was almost two inches long. hopefully its just a freak, if i start getting those regularly its going to be an issue. i dont know why, but it really bothered me.

I had pseudofolliculitis barbe when I was in the service. Every once in a while I could pluck some long friggin thing out of my face, but it was kind of cool actually.

There's a cyst on my ass.
LDB=Lance Da Butt

^ Hope that's not Lance Bass.

I don't think nose hair topics are going to be big here cuz nose hair don't hit til you get old.
Or Jewish, or Italian, or Greek, or Turkish, or Russian, or Hungarian, or Arab, or Persian, or...

I am tenuously connected to about 2 of those ethnic groups.

I have an ass on my cyst.

I am fucking wiped out and have to work through the weekend.

I want sympathy damn it.

Judas Priest concert tonight. I wonder how many dudes will be flashing Rob.

Are you going? You should watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot to get amped up.

Are you going? You should watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot to get amped up.

Fa sho.

I am fucking wiped out and have to work through the weekend.

I want sympathy damn it.
That sucks, but enjoy the money!

Stay the fuck away from I-75 and 9 Mile.

I wonder if our Tournament of Cool would have been more popular if Twitter had existed back then?

Seems like the kind of thing that might have caught on with some peeps.

I may have just ran a red light by about a second or so, and I may have been caught. I noticed these small black things in between the lights, but did some research and I'm pretty sure these are just traffic sensors, not cameras. Cameras are bigger and bulkier. Right? I hope?

I guess I'll find out in a few days when I do/don't get cited...

Cameras look like this DRay

http://www.kenrockwell.com/nikon/d40/images/D3S_2078-600.jpg

lol tx fu

No problem.

Found out recently that Larry King has two sons that are 10 and 11.

Anybody else notice that Pedro Martinez is looking a lot like Redd Foxx?

Where's Tahoe?

It's always funny when some dude calls another guy gay and then follows it up with a (not that there's anything wrong with that). If there was nothing wrong with that, why did you call him gay as an insult in the first place you fuckstain?

I've noticed that English people really like to call other people cunts.

I've noticed that English people really like to call other people cunts.

And muppets.

I'm watching cheers episodes on DVD, season 4, and just realized that much of the premise for the movie Kingpin appears to be stolen from the episode "Beers To Eternity". Is nothing sacred???

"Jesse, why don't you be a woman and cook?" - A.C. Slater

I used to hate Jimmy Fallon, but I'm starting to think he's probably a good dude, so I hold no more ill will.

Don't get me wrong though, his show is still horrible and he's painfully unfunny.

Bob Saget's on tonight. Gotta watch.

I am graduating in August with a degree in Accouting Processes. I am having a hard time seeing how I will find a job. I am kind of pissed about it. I can't even get a piece of shit job as a bank teller with a bachelors degree. FML

What the hell am I going to, I don't make enough money to get out of my parents house. Looks like I may have to join the army or something. I am running out of time and options.

Do porn.

Do porn.
Depending on what you mean by "do", I bet he already does.

I am graduating in August with a degree in Accouting Processes. I am having a hard time seeing how I will find a job. I am kind of pissed about it. I can't even get a piece of shit job as a bank teller with a bachelors degree. FML

What the hell am I going to, I don't make enough money to get out of my parents house. Looks like I may have to join the army or something. I am running out of time and options.
fmylife is an awesome site. I've set up my browser to pop it up in a tab once a day as morning pleasure.

What sort of jobs are your Accounting Processes degree supposed to prepare you for? Is there some professional accounting certification associated with it (I'm assuming it's not a CPA)? Where would you want to live? Have you talked with some sort of counselor at the school you're going to?

She's in Michigan, seems hot, and will be rich soon...

http://www.facebook.com/kkallao?_fb_noscript=1
http://www.myspace.com/gypsychik420
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/fort-lauderdale/sfl-hooters-harassment-lawsuit-b072309,0,6314374.story

LOL:

NrYLKp7d_EA

I am graduating in August with a degree in Accouting Processes. I am having a hard time seeing how I will find a job. I am kind of pissed about it. I can't even get a piece of shit job as a bank teller with a bachelors degree. FML

What the hell am I going to, I don't make enough money to get out of my parents house. Looks like I may have to join the army or something. I am running out of time and options.


Welcome to the real world. The world of the disillusioned college graduate. Take a number.
And shut the fuck up.

I used to hate Jimmy Fallon, but I'm starting to think he's probably a good dude, so I hold no more ill will.

Don't get me wrong though, his show is still horrible and he's painfully unfunny.


It is illegal to say thw words "Jimmy Fallon" and "funny" in the same sentence, thought, paragraph, or lifetime. That asshat is so not funny that even if you call him "unfunny" or "not funny," you still imply that there may be the potential for him to be, or have ever been, funny. And that is simply not possible. To call him "unfunny" is an isult to truly unfunny people like Billy Crystal or Whoopi Goldberg or Bob Saget. They may have been funny at one time; we have evidence.
Jimmy Fallon has never been anything other than a giggling faggot who HAD to have provided cocaine and butt sex to Lorne Michaels to get his break on SNL.

Actually, Bob Saget is filthy and hilarious.

Jimmy Fallon is a train wreck, though.

Actually, Bob Saget is filthy and hilarious.



Right on, bro.

Saget's a hack who is tormented by how he sold out to get famous. He knows dirty jokes but isn't especially good at telling them.

Saget's a hack who is tormented by how he sold out to get famous. He knows dirty jokes but isn't especially good at telling them.

Thanks for the polite, insightful and intelligent comment.

I saw Jimmy Fallon being almost funny a couple nights ago on his late night stupidity, and I was confused. He was doing some thing about Comic-Con and some anonymous comic book artist was drawing pictures of him as a superhero figure. Then it occurred to me -- it wasn't really Jimmy Fallon that was funny, but the comic book artist.

The only good part of his show is The Roots. The stuff they do is usually solid.

I love when people play the "kick MY ass? Motherfucker, I've been in the weight room every day this summer! Bring it, punk!" card, especially on the internet.

I love when people play the "kick MY ass? Motherfucker, I've been in the weight room every day this summer! Bring it, punk!" card, especially on the internet.

You are so immature. Posts like these are the reason there are only 2 or 15 regular posters in the off-topic forum anymore.

You are so immature. Posts like these are the reason there are only 2 or 15 regular posters in the off-topic forum anymore.

AND NO THREADS WITH 20k VIEWS

You prolly hope the off topic forum gets AIDs.

I was the king of this NCAA forum. A hundred friends, threads with 20k views... you guys are losers, not me!

I want a blowjob.

I want a blowjob.

Didn't you just get one in the men's room?

Didn't you just get one in the men's room?


http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/myfask/258Troll_spray.jpg

I want a blowjob.
Drive down Woodward late at night and take the chubby prostitute on her offer when he throws herself in front of your car and says "You wanna date me?! I got rubbers!!"

Problem solved!

Yes, the gender ambiguity is intentional. If the girl has a penis, you need to decide how badly you want that blowjob. If you fall for the line where he says that men have stronger mouths, it's your own damn loss and you got problems.

Drive down Woodward late at night and take the chubby prostitute on her offer when he throws herself in front of your car and says "You wanna date me?! I got rubbers!!"

Problem solved!

Yes, the gender ambiguity is intentional. If the girl has a penis, you need to decide how badly you want that blowjob. If you fall for the line where he says that men have stronger mouths, it's your own damn loss and you got problems.

THIS RIGHT HERE IS A GOOD POSTER

lol

Another "teaching moment" from Mxy.

I appreciate Mxy's polite, insightful and intelligent posts.

X games are the shit...cept for all the fuckin comershes

Respond to my PM you fucker.

X games are the shit...cept for all the fuckin comershes

And the skater pricks that cum in their pants while watching.

Did he say that one dudes name is "Orfice"?

X games are the shit...cept for all the fuckin comershes

Are they on? I used to live for that shit when I could actually do it too, except for the dumb events they had like bungee jumping.

I heard his Dad was Vietnamese. They named him C Mai Orifice

It's better than some of the shit they have on ESPN, that's for sure. I could do without that Sal guy commentating though. Douchebreath.

Are they on? I used to live for that shit when I could actually do it too, except for the dumb events they had like bungee jumping.

I'm not into it too much, cuz the French suck at X games. :)

I heard his Dad was Vietnamese. They named him C Mai Orifice

I always order the Fu Yu Chicken myself.

I'm not into it too much, cuz the French suck at X games. :)

This French pride thing is kind of weird at this point.

Your sense of entitlement to some kind of French pride is kind of weird at this point.

Tenuousity.

went to tin fish on hall road tonight for dollar hamburgers, lots of cougars up in that joint

Does anyone find rednecks/hillbillies funny? I don't find anything funny about the Blue Collar Comedy Tour or any show that makes fun of rednecks. It's just lazy comedy. And most of the stuff they talk about are just truthful observations instead of witty sarcasm.

Does anyone find rednecks/hillbillies funny? I don't find anything funny about the Blue Collar Comedy Tour or any show that makes fun of rednecks. It's just lazy comedy. And most of the stuff they talk about are just truthful observations instead of witty sarcasm.

The fact they never attended the university is funny.

That one X games event is sweet, the one with the huge ramp you have to jump over into a quarter pipe. I think its called big air. Usually at least one person every year gets jacked up on that event.

The fact they never attended the university is funny.
Ron White is funny, I think anyway.

This be a dead bitch up in this bitch tonight bitch

This be a dead bitch up in this bitch tonight bitch

They all went to their favorite spots and celebrated my birthday with their family and homies.

If I did that, I'd be at a Tittie bar...in Romulus

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngbuffalo wild wings

So I don't know how many of you guys plan on being Doctors, but I took the Medical College Admission Test yesterday.

Good luck on your MCATs!

Company bowling party today (sans alcohol).

I might need to go home sick.

Company bowling party today (sans alcohol).

I might need to go home sick.


Today or tonight? If it's paid time, life could be worse. If they're making you stick around, fuck that noise.

This afternoon, so yes, it could be worse.

Company bowling party today (sans alcohol).

I might need to go home sick.

We need a :wuss: emoticon

114 and 103 so far

I need beer

Try actually talking to people instead of running back to the table to get back on your laptop.

Might add some fun to the thing.

Lol

No laptop at the bowling alley, didn't go that far

Switched down to a 15# ball and finished up with a 139 and then 171
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Typin on the newly assembled basement PC. Ended up having to get a new HD for it, which arrived today compliments of Newegg. It's fast. Annoyingly fast considering I spent 3x as much on the house's god PC. I'm sure if I fired up a game I'd appreciate the extra $500 spent on the upstairs PC though. (Yes you can build kick ass PCs that cheap, or this cheap.)

I just spent a bunch on a new laptop build.... I expect it to book pretty good.

Anyone do any airbrushing? I just bought a new one.

https://www.acceleart.com/store/images/products/kit-specials/GrexXTKit_Pop.jpg

I'm going there next, after I master the wedge and maul.

You've got your latch hook down...but theres always another mountain to climb.

I'm already getting pretty good!

https://id304.securedata.net/mecabrush.com/merchantmanager/images/uploads/BF-006-airbrushed-best-friends-tshirt.jpg

LOL...nice

http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/cattle/glan/index.htm

This is important.


This MEANS something.

http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/cattle/glan/index.htm

This is important.


This MEANS something.

How do they get along with Alpacas? Can they cohabitate, or is it war?

No, they're not mooing, they're saying "Glaaaaaaan".

^ That's not a bad post right there.

Do cat farts smell as bad as dog farts?

Do cat farts smell as bad as dog farts?
Don't know, but cat turds are far worse than dog turds.

Don't know, but cat turds are far worse than dog turds.

Cat piss is the true nasty.

But to your question Glan, I've never been aware of my cat farting. I'd imagine they smell worse because cats are small, and that's just how foul odors work.

I'd rather talk about Detroit-area pranksters than cat droppings:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0803091pranknet1.html

RT...Is there anyone who hasn't had a beverage from one of those red plastic cups?

If those red plastic cups didn't exist, I think Matt Stafford would die of thirst.

I shoot ping pong balls in those.

DrRay...R U back at sku?

After a couple of very busy weeks, I'm back.

Let's get to work.

After a couple of very busy weeks, I'm back.

Let's get to work.

I knew something was missing, and I could quite place it.

:little tony:

DrRay...R U back at sku?

jessir

I knew something was missing, and I could quite place it.

:little tony:
I'm just glad that Little Tony is here to welcome me back with open...umm... arms.

I was thinking about aksing a couple of you's to go up to my cuz'ns wedding this weekend in Bay City to make up for me not being there.

dubm kweschen...

I was watching a movie about the dust bowls or whatver they call them in Oklahoma or some place like that back in the day...but why aren't there still dust storms that all them peeps ran away from?

One big factor in the Dust Bowl times was (the lack of) crop rotation.

Right. The causes of the dustbowl were complicated, but they all stem from the soil's inability to retain carbon-based nutrients and water due to overuse.

1. The Midwest had been filled with independent farmers and sharecroppers farming on bank-owned land

2. The economy collapsed and the price of grain fell

3. Independent farmers and sharecroppers couldn't get a good enough price for their crops, so they went broke

4. The banks took hold of the land from independent farmers and evicted the sharecroppers

5. The banks realized they could make a lot more money with the land if they sold it to gigantic factory farming companies

6. The gigantic factory farms went up - sometimes they hired the previous tenant farmers to stay on as workers

7. The technology for factory farms was a bit undeveloped in those days, and the companies that owned them were looking to make a quick profit, so they started planting and harvesting as much fast-growing grain as they possibly could, non-stop

8. All the organic nutrients and water that were in the soil slowly started to get used up

9. There were two years in a row of bad drought ... a bad coincidence

10. The Grapes Of Wrath

I JUST found out that Reno 911 was cancelled.

I JUST found out that Reno 911 was cancelled.

LDB Exclusive!

LDB Exclusive!

Oh baby boy!

Been thinking about changing my screen name to Turd Ferguson, but I'm not 100% sure.

Been thinking about changing my screen name to Turd Ferguson, but I'm not 100% sure.



It's a funny name.

We be back and shit?

I think the Turd Ferguson comment crashed this shit.

Fuck VH1. They give everyone a fucking show, don't they? Flavor Flav, then New York (which I actually considered a guilty pleasure), Bret Michaels, some cunt from Bret's show, and now Antonio Sabato of all people. Fuck them, I should get a show of my own (I Love Douche). It'd be way more interesting than these stupid shows.

I found some dude advertising for your new show, LDB:

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/sign07%5B1%5D_0.jpg

I'm greatly looking forward to LDB's next promotion, but I am really unfamiliar with the English peerage system. What's next? Baron Douche Baggins? Viscount Douche Baggins?

I would've loved to ram that chick at the counter doggy style...

POIDH

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Another OLympic boycott movement?

So I'm watching today's Steve Wilkos... probably some rerun. It's a lie detector test show about whether or not some scumbag murdered his wife (or maybe it was a babymaking long-term gf).

The lie detector test indicates that he didn't murder his wife. They indicate that he is not protecting anyone who murdered his wife, BUT he knows who did murder his wife and knows more than what he's telling. This screams "bullshit polygraph" to me. If you know who the murderer is and don't say, you're protecting. But the lie detector says you're not protecting anyone. One or the other result is wrong, and that invalidates the whole fucking thing.

And of course, no one from the stage calls Wilkos on it.

What were the actual questions that he failed and passed?

Obviously, much could be obscured in the editing processes between polygraph and TV show, but I'm pretty sure I characterized the questions as presented in the episodes correctly.

Right, but so much of that test is what the test taker perceives as the question. If he doesn't see a conflict between not telling who the did it and believing he isn't protecting that person, then his biology won't reflect an internal conflict about the two answers. That's why those tests are better geared toward the person of average intelligence, too dumb and you don't know any better, too smart and you either think past the common understanding or over analyze and produce false positives.

Knowing the actual wording of the question opens conjecture as to how the taker perceived the query and his answer.

Rarely do you ask the important question only once and in one way, and there's other questions being asked in addition to the important questions to "calibrate" things (get you to lie about something so they know what "lie" is, reset your heart rate after a stressful question, etc.).

I'm not saying they don't know they are lying, I'm saying it's not a lie to them. Knowing who did something but feeling no obligation to tell would allow one to honestly believe they aren't protecting the person who did it by not telling on them. They simply have no compulsion to tell and so are not. If that is the case, then the person answers as this show attender does and does not lie in the process.

Knowing the actual questions helps to determine if that is what's happening.

I know who ate the rest of the bag of chips last night. If you ask me if I know who ate them and if I honestly think I am not protecting the person who ate those chips by keeping silent about it, I would answer affirmative to both those questions and not be lying. That situation can occur with far less trivial matters as well and is more likely toi occur the more extreme the person's intelligence is (either extremely high or extremely low).

Of course, and a trained polygraph examiner engaging in a directed line of questioning should be able to sort that out. It would be interesting to see the actual polygraph exams in full, not just have the results read out.

Oh well...

Is Daughtry Chad Kreegers brother or something?

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss siiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Anderson Varejao is part of a new government program:

http://tech.yahoo.com/news/ap/20090821/ap_on_hi_te/lt_odd_brazil_std_cards

Apparently gmail is down and there is mass hysteria around the internets.

I wouldn't know, I don't use it.

That's my gmail you're talking about, mister.

I don't button up my boxers.

^WTF CONFESSIONAL

So today is the first day El Chupacabra has posted in awhile....and I just went to Yahoo! and the main headline is
Mythical chupacabra 'beast' resurfaces (http://m.www.yahoo.com/_ylt=AuibBWV94MaaZ0HddVbursSbvZx4;_ylu=X3oDMTNjdm0 3a21rBGEDMDkwOTAyIGJ1enpsb2cgY2h1cGFjYWJyYSB0BGNwb 3MDMQRnA2lkLTExNTk4BGludGwDdXMEcGtndgMxMgRwb3MDMgR zZWMDdGQtZmVhdARzbGsDdGl0bGUEc2xwb3MDRgR0ZXN0AzcwM Q--/SIG=11faujvi2/**http%3A//buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92971%3Ffp=1)

That's my gmail you're talking about, mister.
When is GFemale coming out?

I just had to put a long sleeve shirt and some pants on because I'm freezing right now. I blame the surgeon and his cutting of me today!!

What kind of surgery? Did they put you on coumadin or somesuch?

Can you get over 1,000,000?

http://www.jurjans.lv/stuff/net/freenet.htm

I just did.

http://i41.tinypic.com/28sscd2.jpg

http://i41.tinypic.com/28sscd2.jpg

I'm not generally a stereotyping, judgemental person... but that guy really enjoys another man's penis in his mouth.

College fooball on is really good, cuz that means that NFL fooball is on its way, which means cold weather is on its way, which means pheasant season is on its way, which means cold, cold weather, which means skiing, which means Christmas, which means presents or something.

I'm not generally a stereotyping, judgemental person... but that guy really enjoys another man's penis in his mouth.
If you knew who that guy was and why he's Internet-famous, you'd know different ... unfortunately.

If you knew who that guy was and why he's Internet-famous, you'd know different ... unfortunately.


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College fooball on is really good, cuz that means that NFL fooball is on its way, which means cold weather is on its way, which means pheasant season is on its way, which means cold, cold weather, which means skiing, which means Christmas, which means presents or something.

Watch out, Swami knows people at PETA.

If you knew who that guy was and why he's Internet-famous, you'd know different ... unfortunately.

Is he the nun-chuk guy after a haircut?

Hoo boy, get ready for this one if you haven't seen it already.

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my gosh no

I really do enjoy the Big Boy salad bar and find it second to only ruby tuesdays.

I really do enjoy the Big Boy salad bar and find it second to only ruby tuesdays.

Almost sounds like some innuendo re the video Swami posted.

I'm not sure I'd have admited to knowing about that video in 734.

I think the Swam is taking as a feather in his cap though. :)

Also... I fail to see how that video in any way contradicts what I said.

For lunch today I got Subway. The lady ringing me up was short, fat, fugly, basically your Chris Farley lunch lady type. I paid with my card. When she handed me the receipt to sign, it kind of stuck to her hand and she went "ooh hoo I'm wet!" I completely and uncontrollably laughed for a second.

Also... I fail to see how that video in any way contradicts what I said.

+1

Also... I fail to see how that video in any way contradicts what I said.
You know something? I was just about to argue this point with you. God, I'm stupid sometimes.

Shout out to all the victims of 9/11 and their families.

Shout out to all the victims of 9/11 and their families.

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/God-Gives-Shout-Out-Rappers.jpg

There's Ux for ya.

It's cool that Behind the Music is back, but the fact they're doing one on Lil' Wayne pisses me off.

Shout out to all the victims of 9/11 and their families.

Anybody else see that show about 9/11 on the History Channel on Friday night?

Even more sobering/depressing in HD.

Is that the one that showed them jumping? I seriously couldn't imagine being faced with that.

rt...Last night I had to choose between No Country for Old men, Fargo, Pulp Fiction and High School Musical to watch. It was a real dilema.

High School Musical 3 : Senior Year, btw. Not those 1 or 2 which were crap.

^Green text?


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