You know...Head colds, getting kicked in the nuts, etc.

For me today as I glance at the tube, Wildfires with Santa Anna winds.

Yeah, I have relatives outside of SD, and they're trying to decide whether or not to flee right now. Sucks.

Furthermore: I was on contract at my job, and they wanted to hire me, but the salary they were giving me wasn't that good. I went to the director to negotiate, and she tells me these things: 1. There is enough money in the budget to accommodate me, but she just isn't going to do it. 2. The reason she isn't going to do it is that she doesn't think my experience is worth the money (even though all I asked for was what I was making at my old job). 3. If I don't sign the offer soon, they're going to terminate my contract and look for someone else who has a higher probability of going permanent.

Sucks.

benefits?

Some dude just blew up the men's room and there was a can of air freshener right there next to the throne that he ignored.

I go in to wash my hands and like 3 people walk in and, of course, the assumption is...

The road signs pointing to the Bob Hope International Airport suck.

Being up at 5am for work sucks. And its an unpaid internship, too.



Being up at 5am to go to work and not get paid for it sucks.

Being up at 5am, just generally sucks. Even when I'm going golfing. I've been starting work at 5 and back home by 9-11. SUCKS

Hangnails suck.

No sports on TV

^ With you there.

No sports on TV

Agreed. Got some Family Guy reruns on.

Dog poop sucks too.

No sports on TV
:cogent:

Being sick at 3 AM on the toilet, with a fever, and the heat turns on.

Nearly a half a million evacuated in the wildfires. Thats almost like evacuating Detroit. That sucks.

Tuesdays...

When milk expires before the expiration date.

When milk expires before the expiration date.

And you gulp a half gallon down before you realizee that it smells like a dead rabbit full of maggots in your backyard on a hot sunny day.

World Series openers where the score is 13-1 in the 6th.

Charter Communications

Roommates....

People who are slow to respond when they drive. The light is green! Get your ass out there bitch!

Rodney Stuckey's left hand.

I'm not really big on restaurant food, and have been cutting way back on the Fast Food type places over the last couple years.
HOWEVER, when I do go, there is always a car full of fat ass broads who pull in just befroe me and they each order three truckloads of food. Not only that, but they act like it's the first time they've been there, and it takes each one ten minutes to order.
That REALLY sucks when I'm in the middle of a busy day (which means TWO classes and a round of golf).

Being in a head on collision sucks...I am the last guy they show on the stretcher. Doing good though, just a broken/lacerated nose, jacked up face, and cuts and scratches all over my head.

http://www.wnem.com/video/14413777/index.html

Damn, you got on TV! Can I have your autograph?

Being in a head on collision sucks...I am the last guy they show on the stretcher. Doing good though, just a broken/lacerated nose, jacked up face, and cuts and scratches all over my head.

http://www.wnem.com/video/14413777/index.html

Damn, Jick, glad to hear you are okay.

I hate that intersection, I've seen a ton of accidents there.

I am very very lucky to be in the shape I am. Since I work for the Township, I know all of the firefighters that were on the scene, and all of them, to a man said they couldn't believe either my partner or I were able to get out of the truck, and we definitely shouldn't have been able to walk away from it. Scary experience.

Being in a head on collision sucks...I am the last guy they show on the stretcher. Doing good though, just a broken/lacerated nose, jacked up face, and cuts and scratches all over my head.

http://www.wnem.com/video/14413777/index.html

Damn! Good to hear you're OK then. I mean, a broken nose sucks, but it could have been much worse.

I'm glad Jick is all right.
Now, about that broken nose. I've had my nose broken three times, and never got it reset. It's so crooked it's almost upside down. It adds character. Don't let them fix it for you Jick. Not being able to breathe through it kind of sucks, but when you look exactly like (but not quite as handsome) as Jim Boehiem, who cares?

Glad you're ok Jick. I'm not one to promote litigation, BUT SUE! j/k

re:things that suck

I was watching the Shuttle coverage and the guys floating around out there in space fixing things or something outside the shuttle, it would suck if their safety strap would break loose.

That is probably going to happen.

That is probably going to happen.

I don't know, they have them strapped pretty good. Their safety lines are prolly unbreakable. :)

lol

Wrangler jeans commercials.

"B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet"

2007 World Series

Yeah, title #1 for Boston tomorrow probably.

*sigh*

"Damn Jick, glad to hear you're OK."

^^ I typed that in the quick reply box before moving on, then read Glenn's post, and Swami's post lol

Tahoe, see 2001. I'm guessing you have, that would be a shitty way to go.

My addition to things that suck... my neighbors again/still. Not even gonna go into it, you guys have heard it. They just still suck. I'm also freaking out about having my first kid on the way. The kid itself doesn't suck, but my realization that I've never liked babies, I have no idea how to interact or deal with infants, and I don't even have friends with kids to 'practice' with, does suck. I'll be all good when the kid can start to talk, but up til then I'll be riding the wave of inexperience.

No worries on that, Mate. My guess is you'll be just fine. Its a natural thing. But good luck.

The name "Hope Solo."

That's just the stupidest fucking name ever. It most definitely sucks.

I bet Hope Solo also sucks if you catch my drift.

I don't get it. Please go into GREAT detail.

I was actually thinking of reviving the "Hit it or not" thread with Ms. Solo.

I was wondering where that went.

You can always find it easily if you sort by views in the Off Topic forum.

I think that Hope Solo is a pretty cool name. It's original, and I'd probaby hit it because you know she is fit.

Well, since she plays soccer there is always the chance she's not necessarily into, um, how should I put it...she may, you know, be...

into orange slices and capri sun?

Yeah...and I could've sworn I saw her being dropped off in a white minivan...

I think that Hope Solo is a pretty cool name. It's original, and I'd probaby hit it because you know she is fit.

Her bro, Han, would probably kick your ass.

I think that Hope Solo is a pretty cool name. It's original, and I'd probaby hit it because you know she is fit.

Since when does this board promote violence towards women? What the fuck?

Well, since she plays soccer there is always the chance she's not necessarily into, um, how should I put it...she may, you know, be...

I thought that was mostly WNBA players? Mia Hamm is married to Nomar.


Her bro, Han, would probably kick your ass.

I can take him, he's old now... long as Chewy isn't around.

I think possibly my best poa did some muff diving. If you can lure them over, you'll love it. She was athletic as hell. She played softball at MSU. Damn just thought about that. Do I have a tenuous connection to MSU?

Edit...to stay on topic, it sucks that all poa haven't been that good.

hypothyroidism/social anxiety disorder

hypothyroidism/social anxiety disorder

http://www.ehponline.org/docs/2005/113-2/crybaby.jpg

Mike Valenti on the radio

Karl Malone - The Mailman

Sorry WTFMich.......ermmm..........Mailman....

Did you just say the greatest power forward of all time sucked? Did ya, nancy boy?

California housing market

Coming home to find bukdow sniffing my boxers...

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2753/budkur1.jpg

yeah, that's why he's banging MY wife.

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2753/budkur1.jpg

http://www.desperateblog.com/wp-content/uploads/Tony%20The%20tiger.jpg

LOL

Make it a great day, Glenn.

I've always thought she wasn't that great. Of COURSE I'd still put it in her butt though.

...talking about Eva, not bukdow's wife. I would most definitely not pee in HER butt. In fact I'd rather watch two girls eat shit then sleep with that thing!!

not having baseball on at 7 anymore...:emo kid:

http://www.nba.com/media/act_ronald_murray.jpg

I was going to do another one w/ Idrees Bashir...but I can't find a picture that would let other's definitively know which Lions DB it was

Daylight savings time.

Anu Prekash from Channel 7

http://images.blackshoediaries.com/images/admin/hoyer.jpg

No basketball for me to watch...

Waiting for NBA Coast to Coast to come on ESPN2.

No Basketball on TV? Shit, now I'll have to find something more exciting to watch:

http://www.canadianactor.com/images/dent.jpg

Never heard of it.

It sucks when peeps pronounce supposedly, supposably.

And retard "retart".

and Frankenmuth "Frankenbooth"

And "Michigan State" without the emphasis on "Michigan".

It sucks when peeps pronounce supposedly, supposably.
SHHHHH! "Supposably" is my litmus test for nimrod. If you say "supposably," I know not to take you too seriously. If everyone starts correcting themselves I won't have any idea who the nimrods are until they say something like "I could care less," and usually you have to talk to someone for a good long time before they say that.

You can usually tell if they are a nimrod as soon as they "axe" you a question.

More Things That Suck...

taking Accounting 3220 at Oakland University...I can't understand the fucking instructor...

I can't stand it when someone goes, "I says".

I can't stand it when someone goes, "I says".


Or when someone takes 2 parking spots w/ their Subaru, I can understand it when you have a larger vehicle such as an Excursion or a Hummer, but c'mon, its a 2 door sudan and you really find it necessary to take up 2 parking spots with it?

I can't stand it when someone goes, "I says".

Really?

I kind of like that.

The next time someone walks into a room where you are having a conversation with someone else, try saying this this:

"...AND I SAYS, "RECTUM"? IT NEARLY KILLED HIM!"

also, this is turning into the pet peeve thread v2.0

Are there any original ideas that we haven't done before out there?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The other day

I says: Wassup
He goes: nothing, wassup
I'm all: Nuttin, did ya watch hoops last night?
He went: Hells yea.
I go: which ones?
He's all: Just kiddin, didn't watch any.

I'm all: DOOOOOD

Agree on the 'pet peave thread' Wildfires aren't a pet peave of mine but somehow they've joined.

It sucks when peeps pronounce supposedly, supposably.
What about supposuvly? I hear its the word of the year.

Irregardless

SHHHHH! "Supposably" is my litmus test for nimrod. If you say "supposably," I know not to take you too seriously. If everyone starts correcting themselves I won't have any idea who the nimrods are until they say something like "I could care less," and usually you have to talk to someone for a good long time before they say that.
I COULD CARE LESSS = HUUUUUGGEEE pet peeve of mine. If you could care less, then you obviously do care. If you could NOT care less, then you don't.

Why isn't there a complementary "things that blow" post?
This sucks.

"Same difference"

The Bulls

http://www.theheckler.com/news/articlefiles/758-tyto.jpg


He sucks dick, and his game sucks

Conversation I just had with someone:

Dude: "USC beat Cal, now I have bragging rights over my dad and uncle."
Me: "Thought you didn't care about college football."
Dude: "Other than that I could care less."
Me: "So you do care?"

He didn't respond. I forget who it was that said people who say "I could care less" suck or even if it was in this thread, but...

Having your Firefox profile melt on you and recreating from scratch sucks.

People not knowing how to pronounce my last name still.

Perez? How can they screw that up? "Hey Nefi Porkroast" ???

"Beau" seems pretty straightforward.

Oh, sorry.

"Man" doesn't seem that hard either.

Bang?

People not knowing how to pronounce my last name, Still.

Sorry man, reread your post. Your last name is Still. But how do they mess that up. Steel?

Nah, Still's not my last name. It's beaumichman.
4real, beauregard

You ARENT Nefi?

Sadly I can not aspire to be that great.

NFL late games/MNF.

Sadly I can not aspire to be that great.

Nefi aspires to be as good at baseball as you post.

Thanks man. I do have to admit I am a great poster.

Night time lurkers on this site who don't post. Glenn's exclusive report on Lloyd has consistently had 10-14 viewers, but no one expresses an opinion.
Shit, man, this ain't Rivals or other boards that delete every other post!

Art's report, not mine.

Night time lurkers on this site who don't post. Glenn's exclusive report on Lloyd has consistently had 10-14 viewers, but no one expresses an opinion.
Shit, man, this ain't Rivals or other boards that delete every other post!



Art's report, not mine.

*Pwned.

Jessica Alba said (again) she will not go topless in any of her movies.

Being stuck in a hotel watching the OSU-UM game with 15 OSU fans and 3 UM fans. Friends can be assholes. That was last year. This year I won't make the same mistake (mostly because I may be stuck at work. Which also sucks.)

I thought she went completely au natural in Fantastic 4.
Damn invisible nudity.

I thought she went completely au natural in Fantastic 4.
Damn invisible nudity.

ZOUNDS! I missed it!

I thought she went completely au natural in Fantastic 4.
Damn invisible nudity.
It was a transparent publicity stunt.

When you're banging the girl of your dreams and then the dream ends.

Women who don't do anal. I PAID for your services!!

Women who don't do anal. I PAID for your services!!
Their biggest service is that they go away after getting paid.

Their biggest service is that they go away after getting laid.
Ficksed.

Tear dat ass UP.

Zekyl and I got it about half right:

"Their biggest service is that they go away after getting played."

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1010/184061.1010.A.jpg

Being micromanaged at work. I get told what to do, when to do it, and how to do it all day long.

re:micro mgmt

I knew this prick back in the day and he would ride this one guy on 'everything' he did. Then when the kid came in and asked...hey, how to you want me to aproach this project? The dickhead would say, "I dont know. Part of your pay is for you to make decisions. You figure it out"

So if you ask for guidance, your turned away, when you don't want help, you got some boss up your ass.

The prick told me he wanted the guy to quit.

That's pretty much exactly how I'm being treated right now. Hmmmm...

At least they aren't keeping you from posting on a message board all day.

That would be a real problem.

if u luv swami so much glenn u should just marry him

At least they aren't keeping you from posting on a message board all day.

That would be a real problem.

WHY I ... hey...

At least they aren't keeping you from posting on a message board all day.

That would be a real problem.

"Vy yoo got to doo me like dat?"

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2005/20050802/c23.jpg

if u luv swami so much glenn u should just marry him
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Too far?

o no i didnt

Jemele Hill doing Jim Rome Is Burning. It's bad enough when Rome is doing it.

Fuck them both. Why are you even checking up on Rome is Burning?

Because my afternoon TV watching consists of only ESPN, unfortunately.

Burning your hand and then washing your hands under hot water.

Tahoe, you seem like a huge klutz.

You'd get schooled in any sport

Not pole vaulting.

Nevery done it. The only pole I have in my hands in my own.

34-32

NCFG>HBSZ

Kim Kardashian, on my thang.

iwish

ANY of those Kardash girls

NCFG>HBSZ
??

Sunday Night Football's opening intro. Absolutely fucking stupid and unnecessary.

everytime I see HBSZ I think Humberto Sanchez, so someone will have to explain that NCFG>HBSZ thing to me

EHEM...Tahoe

You've got a sig with Okur and an avatar with Brendan Haywood now? You're slipping, Zekyl.

And you say you lose respect for ME for thinking Riles is cool!

No worries. Both are jokes. They'll change soon enough.

Hangnails. Fuquin painful

Meth addiction. If you are a meth addict, you suck.

Broken nails. Fuquin painful

Ficksed...fruit!

buncha iceholes

running out of beer

Duel

New game show on ABC with ESPN's Mike Greenberg.

It should be cancelled, now.

What is it about?

Sucking.

Duel

New game show on ABC with ESPN's Mike Greenberg.

It should be cancelled, now.


Agreed. I watched for about 3 minutes. In that time they managed to ask a multiple choice question about the color of GW Bush's eyes, draw it out, then go to commercial.

Mike Greenberg

Mike Greenberg
I half expected to highlight that and see the word DOUCHEBAG in white after it.

Actually, to be completely honest with you fine gentlemen, I fully expected it.

Broken down cars. My truck had a crack in the windshield, some water leaked in and fried my fuse box. While that was being fixed I was using my old car and, of course, the alternator on it died.

Grade II strains

January 1st, 2008.

January 1st, 2008.

Michigan fans disagree.

Aren't you one of "us", Tahoe?

No degree required!

The UofM win makes it that much worse. To top off that the family blew up yesterday, I missed soooo much of the game. I'll spare the details.

Please share.

This might need a "family drama" thread.

This might need a "family drama" thread.

<---refer to avi

A poll would not be required.

And, no it wasn't about the presents. <--Ux reference, since no one seems to know wtf I'm talking about half the fucking time.

We would like to know what you're talking about.

We're family also.

Hiccups.

:thumbsup:

Are you getting a divorce?

Petros Papadickis. I hate this guy.

No, not the immediate family. The wife, the boy and I are fine. But everything outside of that on her side...nuclear disaster. I felt this fucking thing brewing just before Christmas.

My moms and pops died when I was young so her fam pretty much became mine.

back to other TTS. My buddy said he met his gf parents over the holidays. They met at the parents house. He had been partying the night before and had the shitz. He was dropping some mud when he noticed NO tp.

Ugh, Jemele Hill. This chick is terrible.

Woody Paige does NOT suck!

We would like to know what you're talking about.

We're family also.
I was taught WTF was more family than real family...

back to other TTS. My buddy said he met his gf parents over the holidays. They met at the parents house. He had been partying the night before and had the shitz. He was dropping some mud when he noticed NO tp.

I certainly hope he read my latest book entitled "How to Shit in Other People's Homes" by taking advantage of the courtesy flush. Another rule I live by is always wearing two pair of socks. This way, if you are in that predicament, you can wipe your ass with one pair of socks, and hide them in the laundry hamper (instead of flushing them and clogging the toilet).

Being stuck at home while the power is out. Seriously, why did people even bother living before there was electricity?

Discovering that after 5+ years of paying extra for "digital cable" that the fucking scamming cable company is still delivering an analog signal to your house (all channels up to #99).

Anybody know anything about class action lawsuits?

Things That Suck...

Having to start up another semester of college on January 10th. If I don't have my bachelor's by 2010, I'm probably going to do a "Mario Danelo" off of the Penobscot Building....

Discovering that after 5+ years of paying extra for "digital cable" that the fucking scamming cable company is still delivering an analog signal to your house (all channels up to #99).

Anybody know anything about class action lawsuits?

Yea, the lawyers normally get millions and you'll get a certificate for 1 dollar off your next cable bill.

Things That Suck...

Having to start up another semester of college on January 10th. If I don't have my bachelor's by 2010, I'm probably going to do a "Mario Danelo" off of the Penobscot Building....

That was funny, after I googled Mario Danelo.

These guys:

dtIWGSttM6I

Ummmm, wtf?

People...sometimes.

People.

Fixed.

Hillary
That dude from Boston that was talkin shit
Hillary
The Bostons Celtics....and Hillary.

12 people viewing The Stands (WTF?) and not a single one will post.

Being on a self-imposed new thread ban. I have so many fantibulous thoughts running around my melong but they don't fit into the threads that are already started.

I'm thinking a new "Tahoe's Thoughts" feature on the front page.

They'd be head scratchers...and get lots of peeps saying...WTF?

GLENN

JoqDYcCDOTg

I'd like to see Swami get on the front page as well.

Stewart Smalley's Deep Thoughts

I'm good enough
I'm smart enough
and doggone it, people like me!

Remember when Jordan was on?

Stuart Smalley: "I don't have to dribble the ball fast, or throw the ball into the basket.."

Nope, but I remember when Martin Lawrence was on and called him a queer.

That parody Martin and Phil Hartman did of Cops ("THUGS") was one of my favorite skits.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91asmalley.phtml

Phil Hartman might have one of the top 10 funniest human beings ever.

The flu.

I woke up yesterday and spent the majority of the day in the bathroom or in bed. At night I had a fever. I'm still feeling like crap but at least I can keep light food down. I haven't been rocked like this in a few years.

The flu.

I woke up yesterday and spent the majority of the day in the bathroom or in bed. At night I had a fever. I'm still feeling like crap but at least I can keep light food down. I haven't been rocked like this in a few years.

Posting cures all.

The flu.

I woke up yesterday and spent the majority of the day in the bathroom or in bed. At night I had a fever. I'm still feeling like crap but at least I can keep light food down. I haven't been rocked like this in a few years.

Zekyl's got an ex-girlfriend I'm sure he'd share.

People that are too "important" to use their own voice on their voicemail. Are you seriously that in love with yourself that you have to have a secretary say on your voicemail that you're not available? Creating a personal voicemail takes, what, 10 seconds?

Get over yourself and commit suicide.

UPS Drivers that blatantly ignore the delivery address and thus go to the wrong door and thus I don't get the package that I paid extra to have overnighted.

Zekyl's got an ex-girlfriend I'm sure he'd share.
Have at it. I'm a sharing kinda guy.

Zekyl's got an ex-girlfriend I'm sure he'd share.

Been there, done that. Not worth it.

Why do you think she's an ex?

insomnia
fuck!!!!!

insomnia
fuck!!!!!

Insomnia totally sucks. You end up dead tired during the day, but you can't sleep cuz you are working, schooling, etc, then comes time to sleep again and FUCK!

People that are too "important" to use their own voice on their voicemail. Are you seriously that in love with yourself that you have to have a secretary say on your voicemail that you're not available? Creating a personal voicemail takes, what, 10 seconds?

Get over yourself and commit suicide.

As an addendum to Motown's great post: people that use their fucking kids to record their voicemail message.
And while we're on the subject of kids, I hate kids who can't pronounce the letter "R". Take that little bastard out back and whip him with a two by four until he learns that it isn't prounoucned "Ow".

And furthermore:

People who can;t take their kids anywhere without a toy chest. Honeslty, one of the best things you can do for a kid is to teach him or her to SIT FUCKING STILL AND SHUT UP for at least twelve minutes. My daughter had a swim meet the other day. This puttz shows up with his little bratty ass kid, and after five minutes of the little fuck crying like a girl, his "father" whips out a personal DVD player that the kid tossed underneath the stands; then he whips out a bag full of enough toys to start his own Toys R Us. Now swim meets are long lasting affairs, but the guys other kid was done and they left after about 45 minutes!!! No wonder kids are ADD, ADHD, or whatever (I think they're just spoiled brats with bad parents). The parents are so busy trying to keep the kid quiet they either feed them constantly or give them 80 things to divert their attention from the fact that they just need to learn how to behave.
Thank you.

UPS Drivers that blatantly ignore the delivery address and thus go to the wrong door and thus I don't get the package that I paid extra to have overnighted.
UPS/Fedex drivers that don't know how to use a fucking doorbell are sucks.

Zip has kids?


God help us.

UPS Drivers that blatantly ignore the delivery address and thus go to the wrong door and thus I don't get the package that I paid extra to have overnighted.

http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/kingofqueens/assets/publicityphotos_pict3_lg.jpg

drivers that stop in intersections.

And furthermore:

People who can;t take their kids anywhere without a toy chest. Honeslty, one of the best things you can do for a kid is to teach him or her to SIT FUCKING STILL AND SHUT UP for at least twelve minutes. My daughter had a swim meet the other day. This puttz shows up with his little bratty ass kid, and after five minutes of the little fuck crying like a girl, his "father" whips out a personal DVD player that the kid tossed underneath the stands; then he whips out a bag full of enough toys to start his own Toys R Us. Now swim meets are long lasting affairs, but the guys other kid was done and they left after about 45 minutes!!! No wonder kids are ADD, ADHD, or whatever (I think they're just spoiled brats with bad parents). The parents are so busy trying to keep the kid quiet they either feed them constantly or give them 80 things to divert their attention from the fact that they just need to learn how to behave.
Thank you.
:cogent:

:cogent:

:cogent:

THANK YOU! If you can't teach your kid to sit down and shut up, you are a bad parent. I understand that there are times that the kid will be ornery and you'll have to remedy the situation, but if they can't learn to behave then its not some ADD or ADHD crap, its that you did poorly as a parent.

Yes, there are situations where people have ADD and ADHD, but not nearly as much as we seem to think. This country is so hopped up on meds because everyone feels "well, if we just medicate so-and-so it'll solve everything!". Well guess what, jackasses. Sometimes you just need to sit down and figure out why so-and-so is a fuckup and explain to them what their problem is instead of just medicating them into submission and rotting their liver and brain. This whole country is full of lazy, pathetic assholes always looking for an easy way out.

Things that suck - Fat people that don't do anything about it but bitch and moan. Go get some excercise you fat pieces of shit. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!



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That is a good one. My wife and I went to dinner at Red Robin not too long ago and there was a family there with 3 kids. They all had their portable electronics going at the table. DVD player, game boy, you name it. I couldn't believe it. At fucking dinner?

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THANK YOU! If you can't teach your kid to sit down and shut up, you are a bad parent. I understand that there are times that the kid will be ornery and you'll have to remedy the situation, but if they can't learn to behave then its not some ADD or ADHD crap, its that you did poorly as a parent.

Yes, there are situations where people have ADD and ADHD, but not nearly as much as we seem to think. This country is so hopped up on meds because everyone feels "well, if we just medicate so-and-so it'll solve everything!". Well guess what, jackasses. Sometimes you just need to sit down and figure out why so-and-so is a fuckup and explain to them what their problem is instead of just medicating them into submission and rotting their liver and brain. This whole country is full of lazy, pathetic assholes always looking for an easy way out.

Things that suck - Fat people that don't do anything about it but bitch and moan. Go get some excercise you fat pieces of shit. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!



That is all.


I was born quiet.

MY mom never had to worry about me.

My mom always tells everyone (even girls I bring home to meet the family) a story about how terrible I was at the grocery store one day. Apparently I threw a huge hissy fit because I wanted some gum. Guess what? I didn't get it. The power of "no" is a magical thing since I turned out pretty well.

Kids are spoiled with too much shit going on. Whatever happened to the days of having "family dinners" and talking?

Whatever happened to the days of having "family dinners" and talking?
I'm a senior in college and I still stop home every once in a while for a family dinner to see how things are going.

Usually when my daughters are spending time with their mother, I spend time with MY family.

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^had those, including that exact case

^ TRICKED YA

Creepy

Good one!

I had those too.

I had one of those giant stuffed Easter bunnies.

Road trips for work. I hate being away from home, and there isn't a beach and a woman nearby.

I actually like work trips, as long as they're every once in a while. The work pays for everything, it's a nice break, and you get to see new sites.

But if you're traveling 50% or more, then yes, I can see where you're coming from.

I'd kill for a nice, all expense paid, work trip right now.

Someplace warm like Dublin, Ohio.

Going to San Diego in March. First "work trip" of my life.

I get to go to Minnesota once a month. Not a great distination, but it's better than Detroit.

Going to San Diego in March. First "work trip" of my life.

That's a place I want to visit that I haven't yet.

It seems like it's always 78 degrees and sunny there.

That's a place I want to visit that I haven't yet.

It seems like it's always 78 degrees and sunny there.

Join the Marines, they'll give you an all expense paid work trip there for four months!
Seriously, San Diego is just a little slice o' heaven on Earth.

Stay classy, San Diego.

http://detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080110/SCHOOLS/801100382

How much would that suck if you were supposed to graduate this year?

That would suck. $100,000 into UM's coffers for a degree there, and you have to march through Ypsilanti to get your sheepskin. Shit, give 'm all a Winged hard hat and let 'em march into the Big House. The guys rebuilding the place wouldn;t mind a day off.
How funny would that be to have all the hot chicks marching through a line of cat calling construction workers?

Stay classy, San Diego.
It's Spanish for "Whale's Vagina."

That would suck. $100,000 into UM's coffers for a degree there, and you have to march through Ypsilanti to get your sheepskin. Shit, give 'm all a Winged hard hat and let 'em march into the Big House. The guys rebuilding the place wouldn;t mind a day off.
How funny would that be to have all the hot chicks marching through a line of cat calling construction workers?


Cant do it due to electrical, sewer, and other related construction issues. Basically they could do it if they didnt need power, people didnt go to the bathroom, and no one was handicapped.

Unlikely to happen.

Nice to see that the University cares more about a hole in the ground than its students.

By "all the hot chicks" you mean all 3 of them right?

I mean, its the U of M.

Actually on a related note, when I graduated from MSU our commencement speakers were Ron Mason and Tom Izzo. There was a large majority of the student body that were upset that they were the ones giving us our speeches. Looking back on it now however, I have the utmost respect for those gentlemen and I feel very privileged to have heard them speak to us.

Granted, if my graduation ceremony was in Kalamazoo, or Jackson, or Grand Rapids I would be pretty irate.

Nice to see that the University cares more about a hole in the ground than its students.

Not to come to the institution's defense, because I don't think the plan was very well thought out, but when would you have them upgrade the field? During football season? I'm not sure how the players would adapt to mud and bricks and holes in the field. They might have an injury prone season.

I'd kill for a nice, all expense paid, work trip right now.

Someplace warm like Dublin, Ohio.
Screw Dublin. I hate that place.
I have an ex that lived there.

I have been to all of:

Dublin, OH
San Diego
Minnesota

for work reasons.

Not to come to the institution's defense, because I don't think the plan was very well thought out, but when would you have them upgrade the field? During football season? I'm not sure how the players would adapt to mud and bricks and holes in the field. They might have an injury prone season.


You dont think that they could have planned out how best to upgrade/construct factoring all that in? I mean come on, it doesn't take a rocket science to figure out a time table, ADHERE TO IT, and work around the most important date for 36,000 people.

Yes, I am sure there would be inconviences along the way and I am almost sure that this is easier said that done but come on. There must be another way for them to have commencement on their own campus.

I agree with you that they should have commencement on their own campus, but I think the time frame that they're working on at the Big House is very strict. I believe that they're just barely going to get it done in time for football season.

Having it at EMU is ridiculous, but I just don't think having it at the Big House is an option.

That being said, they should be able to find some place around the campus to place everyone. U of M isn't exactly small.

Ok, I have no first hand knowledge of the project/scope/magnitude of what is going on.

With that said, over 100,000 people flood that place half a dozen times a year. They cannot set up some sort of portable facilities, generators, etc. to make this happen?

Don't get me wrong, I think it's hilarious.

"The kids just want to graduate and the administration is screwing it up!"

I don't know D. I don't think it's possible to avoid or live with the contruction. I remember reading they are widing seats, and for some reason I thought they needed to install new turf too. I don't think you can simply work around what they are doing to the stadium or they would find a way. I'm not saying the EMU idea is great at all, but I can understand the inability to use the Big House.

How much are the construction costs? You don't just stop in the middle so kids can be handed a rolled up piece of paper. Nor do you hold graduation in the middle of a construction zone.

This is just silly.