The Pistons.

When a girl is hitting on you at a party all night, then one of your buddies pulls you aside just before you leave and says "if you so much as look at her you might as well head for a clinic to get tested".

That's called jealousy.

When a girl is hitting on you at a party all night, then one of your buddies pulls you aside just before you leave and says "if you so much as look at her you might as well head for a clinic to get tested".
I've said similar things to a friend about a hookup he shouldn't have made.

And yes, the bitch did dump him and steal his shit. She was hot, but it wasn't worth the trouble.

Actually SDB, it wasn't jealousy. I asked around after that and everyone said the same thing, except one guy that said "yeah, i've been there" and stumbled away drunk.

Kelsey?

Haha, no.

Yeah Zek, I had a couple situations like that recently. Ah well.

I'd rather be warned than infected, personally.

No doubt about it.

Getting dumped.

Feel free to vent, gee.

Getting dumped.

ah, I understand the drunkedness now.

Sorry, man.

Feel free to vent, gee.

I'm still a few drinks away from really venting. However, there's the lingering danger I might drink-and-dial. To be avoided at all costs. Perhaps I should eat my cellphone to be safe. Or shove it down a baby's throat and let Maxiell do my dirty work.

No Pistons, No Tigers, No Wings.

Finals.

(school, not NBA)

Finals.

(school, not NBA)


Ditto. I found a cool way to cheat though.

Care to share?

No Pistons, No Tigers, No Wings.

And the next night: Pistons, Wings, Tigers all play. How am I supposed to watch all 3?

And the next night: Pistons, Wings, Tigers all play. How am I supposed to watch all 3?

Luckily the Pistons and Tigs start at 4 and the Wings at 7. One of the first 2 games should be over.

Ditto. I found a cool way to cheat though.

Do they still use Blue Books in college? That was the go-to back in my days. Get your hands on a bunch of extra blank bluebooks, fill one out with all the cheating info you need and then when you take the test, all you have is an innocent looking blue book on your desk. Read the questions, get your answers from the bluebook, then switch to your blank bluebook and you're gold. Gold, Jerry, gold.

No blue books for me during exams this year. I've seen them used though.

An 8am exam. Especially when I purposely scheduled my classes so I'd never hvae to be up this early. Do they even look at the actual class times before making the exam schedule?

It sucks that I went to school in the days before the age of wireless.

The ways I could've found to cheat if I ever really needed to... hoo boy!

Dig out the subcutaneous ear buds, the watch with a scanner that beams snapshots of test exams to Cheats-R-Us(tm), the specially polarized glasses or contacts which are the only thing that can read what the display on the watch REALLY says (for questions where verbal instruction isn't enough). I'd be the fucking James Bond of cheating. :)

Cheaters never win!!111

And the next night: Pistons W, Wings W, Tigers W all play. How am I supposed to watch all 3?

Each of my exams was at 8 am. Done now though, time to maybe go pick up GTA and head on home.

For classes that I had no interest in, I taped the answer sheet to my arm. Wore a long sleeved, collared shirt that had the little opening down by your wrist...then just keep your arm against the desk and slide it forward, the shirt rolls and the answers are right there. Never got caught once.

:zekyl:


Just a reminder.

Working at home...sometimes. This time it does.

I'm with you there Ta. I don't like working at home. Imagine a combination street carnival and dogfight and mix it all up in a big pot with crystal meth. That's kind of what my home life is like. I can't get a quiet minute for shit.

LOL

I'd contend that having to go in an office sucks harder, especially with today's gas prices. Of course, my experience with most office environments is like your home life. The office is where I'd go when I want people to pester me about all their shit. I can't get to do most of my shit unless I isolate myself an awful lot.

Trying to sell a job at 8am and hung over like really really bad.

Trying to sell a job at 8am and hung over like really really bad.

"Sell a job? What... like male prostitution?

Having your apartment getting broken into less than 2 weeks after moving in.

Bye bye 42" HD TV, computer, Xbox Elite, video games, digital camera, iPod docking station, phone charger, cable modem, old cell phone, porn.

Ouch, shitty news D. Hope they find out who did it.

Finding out that my landlord was stealing from me, That was way long ago, but D's Nuts post reminded me of that.

Yeah, I had a landlord steal my bike once when I lived in Chicago. It was probably the nicest bike I'll ever own. I'm still bitter about that junkie asshole.

Those Progressive commercials with the annoying, loud, ugly bitch in them. WTF.

Having your apartment getting broken into less than 2 weeks after moving in.

Bye bye 42" HD TV, computer, Xbox Elite, video games, digital camera, iPod docking station, phone charger, cable modem, old cell phone, porn.

Renters Insurance?

Had it on my list of things to do. I didn't really plan ahead and I thought getting it in the first month I lived there would be fine.

Apparently there are members of the Latin Kings and a sex offender in the building next door. Spoke to the police today and they said that my apt was the 2nd one that week that got hit.

Damn, man, hope that works out ok...

Sun burns

Sun burns

How about not having a warm enough spring to be outside to get a sunburn? Has it even cracked 75 here in Michigan yet this year? It might have in February.

Just got my annual invite to a trout fishing trip in the UP and Canada. Can't make it. That sucks.

Getting shat upon by birds, twice in a day.
Fucking seagulls.

*insert pic of "Damn Seagulls" mesh hat*

Arthrograms.

I had one on my shoulder yesterday, which is basically doctor's injecting dye into my shoulder so they can see more detail in the MRI. I though, that's fine, they'll inject it into the vein and I'll be on my way. Nope. They have to inject that shit into the shoulder joint so they can see what's going on with the Labrum and Rotator cuff. The problem was, my shoulder was so fucked up that they had to have a second doctor come in when the first one couldn't get it after an hour to shove the needle through all the damage in there until it finally stuck in.

A ten minute procedure took 75 minutes.

That doesn't sound fun at all.

injecting


into


shoulder joint


shove the needle through all the damage


took 75 minutes.

NO.

Arthrograms.

I had one on my shoulder yesterday, which is basically doctor's injecting dye into my shoulder so they can see more detail in the MRI. I though, that's fine, they'll inject it into the vein and I'll be on my way. Nope. They have to inject that shit into the shoulder joint so they can see what's going on with the Labrum and Rotator cuff. The problem was, my shoulder was so fucked up that they had to have a second doctor come in when the first one couldn't get it after an hour to shove the needle through all the damage in there until it finally stuck in.

A ten minute procedure took 75 minutes.

These are the types of things that the authors of this thread were looking for. High degrees of suckage.

Seriously Mo, Good luck with the shoulder. Get it fixed.

Worst part is, they leave the needle in there and check their status on an X-Ray machine, so I had a 3.5 inch needle sticking out of my shoulder for the better part of an hour.

(Old baseball injury, btw)

It's not your posting shoulder, is it?

Actually it is, so if my posts start sucking in the near future, you'll know there's a reason and hesitate to boo me.

I would never boo you.

:motown owns:

Looks like the MoSquad (MoSaad?) is still in tact.

Better fucking watch out.

Can we get a "MoTown's Shoulder Does Not Own" smilie?

Or is that what this piece of shit is?:VOLCANO:

Mo Any pics of that needle? I'm not doing the POIDH thing, btw.

I'll be waiting for that emoticon...

Mo Any pics of that needle? I'm not doing the POIDH thing, btw.

No but it was weird because they put the first needle in there, and that must have been to find the area, because then they stuck another needle through that needle to get deeper into the shoulder.

I've never been affraid of needles, but having one sticking out of my shoulder is not my idea of fun.

Yeah, I'm not afraid of needles either.

I think I'm going to court. I might have something that sucks more than MoTowns. Court sucks...check that Court SUCKS!

I think I'm going to court. I might have something that sucks more than MoTowns.

Thin ice.

Thin ice.

As in WTF thin ice? I don't know. Maybe.

I'm talking about real live law suits and fucked up shit like that.

I would say that's worse than a needle sticking out of your shoulder.

Any details, T? Or is this something you want to keep quiet for the time being?

Real Estate deal gone bad. 5 different peeps involved. Not good. But I'm gonna bring the hammer down if things don't change by the middle of next week.

I hope the best for you, man. Keep us updated...

Thank you and for you. Health is still number one.

Finding out the chick you like (you know, the one with the tramp stamp) might be a lesbian. God damnit.

^Sounds like a Weezer song

It sucks not being able to sleep because the Pistons loss is still in my gut.

Working on Saturdays

Joe Dumars' roster management over the past 4 years

That song they played on TNT during the WCF. The one with Busta Rhymes and the dude from Linkin Park.

Award shows. More specifically, ones on MTV.

The pain I get in my leg when I'm taking a shit.

Flip Saunders' roster management over the past 3 years
Fixed.

^Sounds like a Weezer song

Pink Triangle

(so what if I'm a week late, I just saw it)

Bill OReilly

Bill OReilly
I can't believe you think he sucks. He's every bit as funny as Stephen Colbert.

Jerry Springer. I don't even watch this shit when I'm bored.

Agreed. I fucking hate the Jerry Springer show and all it represents.

Maury and Steve Wilkos are more my speed lately.

I love Maury and Wilkos. Now those are good shows.

Being tricked into watching a video where animals are being skinned alive.

Accidentally sitting on a road cone whilst naked.




threetimes

in a row

ALEVE commercials

Getting bit in the forehead

Sunburn.

Getting bit in the forehead

By what? A mosquito? A dinosaur? A shark. Jessica Alba?

Being dragged to a Tesla concert this Summer.

Tesla used to play at C Street North a bar here in Sac. Those were some good times.

You still rock out to Signs, don't you?

I'm a sensitive kind of guy, Love Song.

Or whatever its called

Or whatever its called

busted.

Being so friggin tired at 6:30pm and wide awake at midnight.

Marla Sokoloff...don't really know, but one can dream.

Being at work at 10PM when you came in at 7AM.

When you reach out to someone you haven't talked to in 3 years and apologize if you were acting like a dick back then, and get rejected.

busted.

That was like 20 years ago and back in the heavy indulgence era.

That was like 20 years ago and back in the heavy indulgence era.

20 years ago....1988....Now I'm picturing you as the guy in your av with a pony tail, a white suit with a skinny tie, driving around in a white corvette convertible doing a bunch of coke in the back of clubs.

Also, Welcome To The Jungle just seems to be constantly playing around you in a loop.

Being at work at 10PM when you came in at 7AM.


God man, do you work at a banquet hall?

20 years ago....1988....Now I'm picturing you as the guy in your av with a pony tail, a white suit with a skinny tie, driving around in a white corvette convertible doing a bunch of coke in the back of clubs.

Also, Welcome To The Jungle just seems to be constantly playing around you in a loop.

LOL...No white suit for me, or corvette. Pony tail, yes, first a 944, then a 911, long hair, pot smoking, who took part in reforming the hippie movement to what might be considered yuppie territory...and voting Democrat at every turn. The hippie thing was cool and all, but I liked money too much. Those were some good times.

...waiting for my truck to be fixed from Collex Collision



One month now, and counting...

Ledezma, what's up with the Project Runway stuff?

It's my new favorite show. Season five starts next month.

Fashion = My Guilty Pleasure.

Well Wil, I must say that I'm far behind when it comes to what's "in" and what's not. Perhaps you can help me out?

Well Wil, I must say that I'm far behind when it comes to what's "in" and what's not. Perhaps you can help me out?

http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runway/season/4/episodes/index.php

Start watching...

LOL...No white suit for me, or corvette. Pony tail, yes, first a 944, then a 911, long hair, pot smoking, who took part in reforming the hippie movement to what might be considered yuppie territory...and voting Democrat at every turn. The hippie thing was cool and all, but I liked money too much. Those were some good times.
Heh... I voted Republican in 1988, drove a Honda Civic (I needed good fuel economy -- was living in Chicago, driving to Michigan a lot still), and wore a black trenchcoat an awful lot. I suspect I was closer to moving the yuppie movement into hippie territory, or maybe it's goth or something -- fuck if I know. I've never had long hair, but that's because I just couldn't stand long hair on me. Wanna know what really sucks? Having a Darth Vader-like hair skullcap because your hair grew out too long.

I'm a sensitive kind of guy, Love Song.

It will find a way.




find it's way back to you.

Those stringy things on corn on the cob. (silks?)

Being on hold for a half an hour and finding out you are in the wrong queu, and being sent to another one.

^^Ouch, that does suck.

Vonage commercials.

Heh... I voted Republican in 1988, drove a Honda Civic (I needed good fuel economy -- was living in Chicago, driving to Michigan a lot still), and wore a black trenchcoat an awful lot. I suspect I was closer to moving the yuppie movement into hippie territory, or maybe it's goth or something -- fuck if I know. I've never had long hair, but that's because I just couldn't stand long hair on me. Wanna know what really sucks? Having a Darth Vader-like hair skullcap because your hair grew out too long.

What the hell? j/k normally it goes the other way.

To be young and not liberal means you have no heart, to be old and not conservative means you have no brain.

And by old I mean when you kids are in HS. If you are still voting Dem when your kids are in HS, then you'll prolly vote Dem the rest of your life.

Its a fact. <--not really

I'm just voting Dem until there's a worthwhile socialist party to vote for.

Aluminum bats.

Auto shops.


I got a bolt stuck in my tire so I take it in to F&F to get it plugged. When they pulled the tire off, the holes in the rim that the bolts go through were worn to almost twice the original size and the bolts were about halfway sheared off. So I pay for new bolts and a rim and hitch a ride back to work. When I get back I find out that somehow my rear axle was the wrong one which is funny because I've never had rear axle work done, and that was the cause of my problem. They had to order a rim, but for the time a Ford Aerostar rim they had fit on the axle of my Mustang so I could get home safely. The hitch is that my hubcap doesn't fit on it. The plan was for me to go in today and get the rims switched out so my cap would fit back on. Now they are telling me that there is no such thing as a rim that will fit on the axle properly and fit my hubcap, but 'hey it doesnt look that bad'. Fuck you, yes it does. So now I get to fight for my money, and a rim that will fit my hubcap.

When your wife invites people that you don't know over for dinner.

Now I have to grill chicken for these ingrates.

Tell me, is this more than one person? And if so, are they bald, tattooed bikers?

Also, lol.

Some chick my wife works with and her husband.

It's like some fucking sitcom where the wife thinks these people "might be a nice couple that we could hang out with".

I'm going to sabotage this somehow.

At this point, I'm thinking about going with uncontrollable flatulance at the dinner table.

http://www.bundyology.com/firstsm.jpg

Glenn, that is shitty. And does sound like a sitcom-- in fact, I think I've seen something very similar in "King of Queens."

Going to sleep at 5 something and waking up around 9:30 ish.

Maybe she's trying to tell you she wants to bring someone else into the bedroom or something... you know, to spice up the marriage and whatnot.

When it comes to co-workers some women (an ex of mine as well) act like they're still freshmen in college. They see every co-worker as a potential friend and then they get surprised and upset when it turns out the bitch was a backstabbing viper.

a backstabbing viper.

Awesome

Having too much real estate and seeing killer deals. Wish i could swap out some stuff.

My lats are soooo fucking sore i can't even put my arms above my head.

I need to get back to lifting.

I keep telling myself that too Tahoe...

First day lifting was yesterday, so for me its 2 days after I'm the most sore. I'm not looking forward to tomorrow.

Most of the movies that are on Comedy Central.

I have a new best friend, so I won't be around much here anymore.

I have a friend, so I won't be around much here anymore.

hmpf

These cocksuckers that work for charitable organizations that call you up to try and con you into doing one of those "one day lockup" things where they put you in a jail cell and have you call everyone that you know and beg them for money so that you can get out.

^That is a long-ass sentence.

These cocksuckers that work for charitable organizations


Dildo.

THAT WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT

I have a huge problem with using guilt to convince people to do something.

If they had asked for $20, I might have given it to them, but they asked for a day of my time so I can beg for money on their behalf and wouldn't let up when I told them know.

I get about 3 of these requests a year and they really piss me off.

I'll tell you what really sucks: those pictures of the seals after they've been clubbed to death.

I'll tell you what really sucks: those pictures of the seals after they've been clubbed to death.

And just think, they could have had my money if they had carried themselves professionally, too.

THE BLOOD IS ON THEIR HANDS, NOT MINE

HAVE YOU SEEN THE PICS??

HAVE YOU SEEN THE PICS??


SEEN THEM??? I TOOK THEM111

I don't have a problem with them bludgeoning these one month old seals to death... I just don't want to see the pics.

In all seriousness though, have fun Glenn... I hope it was worth it. Sicko.

http://englishrussia.com/?p=1878

I don't have a problem with them bludgeoning these one month old seals to death... I just don't want to see the pics.


In all seriousness though, have fun Glenn... I hope it was worth it. Sicko.

http://englishrussia.com/?p=1878


I'm not clicking on any link to pics of baby seals being killed.

I assume that is what ^that is.

I'm done here, good sir.

RATHER GO NAKED THAN WEAR FUR

I'm done here, good sir.
Yeah, run away... coward. GO BLUDGEON MORE BABY SEALS.

GET THE HELL OFF MY STAGE!!! [/Steve Wilkos voice]

Split nails... don't think I can report for duty today. :emo kid:

...potholes on Mound Rd between Metro Pkwy & Ten Mile

Boredom.

Doors that are larger than the whole in the wall.

America's Best Dance Crew.

Doors that are larger than the hole in the wall.

Fixed.

Your friends being on vacation.

Not having the motivation to get in the studio.

redneck neighbors that love to shoot off fireworks right after my kids fall asleep, 7 nights a week

redneck neighbors that love to shoot off fireworks right after my kids fall asleep, 7 nights a week


^ I feel ya... when I was living in Detroit, these dudes down the street (maybe 4 or 5 houses down) would get loaded and shoot off their guns at night. They did this pretty much every weekend.

redneck neighbors that love to shoot off fireworks right after my kids fall asleep, 7 nights a week

Fireworks are illegal out here. If peeps freak if anyone sets any off.

Going to see the doctor and finding out you never even had the condition you were diagnosed with 5 years ago.

Juggalos. Seriously, of all the dipshits that let what kind of music they listen to define who they are, these fucks are the worst.

Juggalos. Seriously, of all the dipshits that let what kind of music they listen to define who they are, these fucks are the worst.

What the fuck's a Juggalo? Didn't we used to have some racist poster called ShaneTheJuggalo?


Looked it up, LOL. I forgot all about ICP. :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo


Also, characteristic of the Juggalos is devotion to the inexpensive soft drink Faygo, popularized by ICP


The Gathering of the Juggalos (also known simply as The Gathering or GOTJ) is an annual event for the Juggalo Family


On February 1, 2006, alleged Juggalo Jacob Robida engaged in a series of hatchet attacks and a shooting spree which left three dead,


The group, armed with a machete, attacked, robbed, and threatened to decapitate visitors to Fort Steilacoom Park in Tacoma, Washington, shouting "Whoot! Whoot! Juggalo!"


HAHA, I wonder whatever happened to Esham."Whoot! Whoot! Juggalo!"

What the fuck's a Juggalo?


[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
Fuck!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!

[Chorus (2x)]
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a jug..?
What the fuck? Connect four?
Man that shit is whack

[Violent J]
Don't worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker

What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table

[Chorus (1x)]

I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand

[Chorus (2x)]

Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) [3x]
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-6754.html

I found that after looking up ShaneTheJuggalo on google. He does a good job of enforcing the "Juggalos = Rednecks" stereotype.

The home plate ump in todays game

Chronic back pain. Instead of going to a packed pub with a bunch a friends to watch today's game, I'm stuck on the couch all damn day.

oUWmN8aHIiI

Judge Judy!!!!!!! WTF??

Also, what's up with dude's eye.

So, do the Juggalos beat up the Emo kids or what?

Good question. Maybe we should ask bukdow.

So, do the Juggalos beat up the Emo kids and steal their makeup or what?

fixed my mistake.

Good question. Maybe we should ask bukdow.

Bukdow hasn't answered one of my questions in what seems like months. I don't know why he refuses to take me seriously.

Go tell him that in the "Has Bukdow jumped the shark" thread. I really think he'll appreciate your feedback.

Getting spammed via text message

It Happened.

Opposite day.

And, I saw that Glenn.

This salad I'm eating.

ifyoutookitthewrongwayihopeyoudie

Death in the family, why I've been around less for the past week or so...

Arena football.

Death in the family, why I've been around less for the past week or so...

Sorry to hear Mxy. Definately sucks.

Yeah, sorry to hear, and condolences. I will mention you and your family in my prayers tonight if that means anything to ya.

Paying any luxury tax.

Losing one of your favorite pets. It just sucks. Rationalize all you want, it still sucks.

Losing one of your favorite pets. It just sucks. Rationalize all you want, it still sucks.

I'm sorry man. I'll be devastated the day I lose my dog.

Thanks

I'm surprised at when you talk to peeps about it, like when you are just out and about, they all have a story. It makes it better.

The wife and i said "we're never having another pet as long as we live" and have already turned it into "just a couple more pets"

I really will never own another dog.

I found our family dog dead in the front room when I was a kid. I helplessly watched our next dog get strangled by its' own choke collar in a freak accident (again, just a kid). Then, I had to take our next dog to the vet and hold on to him as they put him to sleep.

Sorry for the downer, but it does fit well into this thread.

I put my dog to sleep on the same day Justin threw his no hitter.

http://www.halwer7.lu/fotorating/uploads/home_improvement.jpg

Thanks

I'm surprised at when you talk to peeps about it, like when you are just out and about, they all have a story. It makes it better.

The wife and i said "we're never having another pet as long as we live" and have already turned it into "just a couple more pets"
Sorry to hear this. Losing a pet hurts like hell but sometimes you're too embarrassed to talk about it in case people think you're nuts. But you know what? Fuck that. They're members of your family and you deserve a chance to mourn.

I had to put one of my dogs to sleep a couple weeks ago too, but I was too broke up to post about it. She was a 6-year-old Rottweiler. I miss her terribly. I blubbered like a baby every time I talked about her for a while.

We got her from a dog rescue where my wife volunteers. Basically it's a shelter in Southfield where they don't kill animals to make space. We volunteered to foster her while she waited for someone to adopt. She had been rescued from a puppy mill where she lived in a crate and was used for breeding all the time. She was really underweight and had arthritis in her spine. She wasn't spayed, and she was in heat when she got to our house. I thought my wife was completely nuts for doing this to me...

Another troubling thing was that she would randomly let loose a gigantic flood of pee in the kitchen. So to address both of these problems, my wife bought a bunch of Pampers and cut out a little hole in the back for her tail stump.

My other dog, Guinness, is a 10 year old large black lab. He's neutered, but that didn't stop him from repeatedly tearing off her diaper and ... all the rest. But within a few weeks, she was out of heat and growling at him whenever he tried anything. We figured out how to keep her from peeing in the house, so we could get rid of the diapers. She did eventually settle into a good friendship with Guinness, following him around from place to place, and sleeping against him at night. When we saw this develop, we realized that all three of us liked her too much to give her away to anyone.

When we left the house, she would hop up on the back of the sofa like a mountain goat and stare at us as we got in the car. She also sometimes stole Guinness' toys, especially a stuffed duck that he loves. And she had bad breath all the time. And she did occasionally break into the garbage. And she did once hop up on the counter and crack open a bottle of dog medicine, which she shared with Guinness, and I had to make them both throw up with hydrogen peroxide. But that was as bad as she ever got. She was so innocent and goofy and friendly that we occasionally shared our furniture with her, and we were more than happy to do so.

As she gained enough weight, she was finally ready to go get spayed. My wife was allowed to assist. And when they opened her up, they found that she was so full of cancer that she had no more than a few weeks to live. My wife was horrified. We were both completely heartbroken, and still are today. We had her cremated. When her ashes arrived, I actually hugged the box they came in.

RIP Bonita, my sweet girl. That's her in front, Guinness in the back.
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I'll never forget the experience of having her around, even if it was only for a little while. I'm now a committed believer in fostering shelter dogs.

And we've done it again. George is here now. George is another Rottweiler - there are a lot of those in shelters these days. He's only 2 years old, and it's still hard to keep him from peeing in the house. George is a little scared of me. I think I know why:

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This is a dog that should be at least 80 pounds, weighing in at 59. He's almost painful to look at, he's so skinny. He was starved and abused by his previous owner. I spend a lot of time with him.

If you like dogs a lot, and you want to get one, please visit a local volunteer shelter and meet the ones they have instead of buying one from a breeder or a store. They need your help and there are always really good dogs available. Some of them came from families where they lost their homes in the mortgage crisis and there are so many in the shelters right now. They need your help. OK, I'm done preaching now.

Back to your regularly scheduled "suck" thread.

Oh, man....good stuff, Swami...sad but good. I feel for you.

I'm a huge dog person, and so is my fiance. I made her read that story Swam - I feel for you. Don't let anyone ever tell you that mourning for a pet is unusual.

Taylor fireworks

When people do things for me when I don't ask or want them to. I appreciate the gesture, but fuck...

the search for "Titletown"

back spasms

back spasms flat out suck

mine siezes up once every couple years

BYC rules

My head hurts.

Whoops, time for more Vicodin!

Talking to family members you rarely ever see. Kinda awkward.

Talking to family members you rarely ever see. Kinda awkward.

Yeah, I had a family party last weekend and there are a bunch of cousins I hardly know anymore. They were all like 5 when I used to be at family gatherings more often and now they're all going off to college soon. I have no idea which is which and I feel kind of bad.

Waiting and saving for months for your new tv, scraping together enough money, looking at it every day obsessively, hoping the price drops, and then, the day before you're going to order it (I was waiting for my new credit card cycle to buy me an extra 30 days to pay it off) on amazon, you see "Order soon -- Only 4 Left", then "Order soon -- Only 2 Left", and then, "Temporarily Sold Out -- Check Back Later!".


So fucking frustrating.

Yeah, I had a family party last weekend and there are a bunch of cousins I hardly know anymore. They were all like 5 when I used to be at family gatherings more often. I have no idea which is which and I feel kind of bad.

The convos usually start and end with "Hi."

Making chocolate milk for breakfast because you're running late, then later realizing it was expired milk when you've got terrible gas and you're stuck in a cubicle.

^^^ Awesome.

I expect a post later in the day that says something like this:

Having terrible gas in a cubicle and looking to make sure no one is around so you can rip it just to have someone walk around the corner to come talk to you as soon as you do.

Actually, I share a extra large cubicle with the other techie that works here but thankfully he's been out working on things all morning. He just got back so lets see how this goes....

Realizing that the 15 page paper you have to write is single spaced. Fuck.

^^^ Awesome.

I expect a post later in the day that says something like this:

Having terrible gas in a cubicle and looking to make sure no one is around so you can rip it just to have someone walk around the corner to come talk to you as soon as you do.

I hate that, add the around the corner pop in to the list of suck

Yes, with or without flatulence, the corner pop generally sucks. Especially if you have a manager that likes to micro-manage.



Realizing that the 15 page paper you have to write is single spaced. Fuck.

This is a rough day for you, Zek. What's the paper on?

My internship that I'm currently posting on WTFDetroit from. To say what I actually do here would probably take up a page. MAYBE a page and a half. This is going to have to be one of my best bullshit jobs to date.

That's how I got through college, my friend. Bullshitting is the way to go.

Can you talk about your time spent posting on WTF?

I would enjoy that. Perhaps fit in a bit about mah lazers chargin'?

I could also mention how I get to work at 8 and spend the first hour reading the Free Press sports page and Detroit News sports page online, spend a good 20 minutes a day e-mailing my sister who now lives in Tampa (I'm going to visit a day AFTER the tigers play a series there, dammit!), and how I wrote the paper on company time. This is the way to an A right?

Nicely played, young Zekyl. You have learned well.

Quick update, I'm 3.5 pages in and I've yet to actually mention what it is I do here.

Everyting on our company website is in my paper right now.

Just keep talking about "how much you've learned" and "how much the experience is really going to help your career". They'll eat it up, they love hearing that their programs and shit are really working and changing young people's lives.

Update: Page 8. This is really starting to suck majorly.

Single spaced shit just drags.. and drags...

It sucks that my internship was harder than Zekyl's.

It sucks that my internship was harder than Zekyl's.

I call bullshit. Did you have to write a 15 page paper and avoid farting all day?

I call bullshit. Did you have to write a 15 page paper and avoid farting all day?
:cogent:


And my last internship was a whole lot harder than this one.

Finishing a 15 page paper and immediately starting on a take-home final exam full of really shitty essay questions.

Its a rough week but at least we signed Kwami Brown!

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My internship involved generating that much research-y paperwork in a week, when I wasn't (pretty literally) swimming in toxic shit. I ultimately took a job with the firm I'd interned with, doing work that was more laid back than when I was an intern. I even got my own intern to push around.

What was your major?

Cadallac's slogan:

"Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit."

WTF is that bullshit?!?!? Did a six year old come up with that? The pursuit of what??? I have an idea, let's take a great, timeless quote and change it slightly so it sounds creative.

Geraldo Rivera

What was your major?
Doesn't it suck that you may never know? :)

And, having heard about what a nursing student's going through, I'll say that I probably had it easier... catheters suck.

When your friend, after an extended stay in your bathroom, walks out and asks "Do you have a plunger?"

Cleaning the pool.

Sal Masekela on my TV.

When sons a bitches say the same shit over and over and over again or something.

When sons a bitches say the same shit over and over and over again or something.

I really hate having to repeat myself. So if I say something and someone didn't hear me and asks me to say it again, I tell 'em to fuck off.

Oh fuck yea!

Those stupid ass SportsCenter live commercials.

Some som bitch makes a tackle and acts like he just won the fuckin lottery.

company picnics

"So Bob, are you still trying to fuck Helen from accounting?"

moles

The ones in my yard, not the skin abnormalities or Rob Parker's CWPFs.

Although both of those are pretty sketchy, too.

Maybe need a "things that are sketchy" thread?

Waking up and immediately pouring a beer from the keg.

Wait, that's the opposite of sucking.

giving a 45min presentation and knowing that nobody there really gives a damn about what you're talking about, and I can't blame them

Not golfing every day.

2pm tee times, kind of suck. Its hot out. Can't wait to get out there.

That speech is spelled speech and speak is spelled speak. WTF is that shit? How the fuck am I supposed to remember that shit every time I write that?

That speech is spelled speech and speak is spelled speak. WTF is that shit? How the fuck am I supposed to remember that shit every time I write that?

Because speech cant be spelled speak.

I agree with peeps hatin on the US for that though. I mean shouldn't you be why is it that the same damn root word is spelled differently?

Breaking a shoelace.

It almost always happens when you are in a hurry, too.

And who the fuck keeps extra shoelaces on hand? So then you have to make do with this gimpy short lace until you can make a special trip to the store to buy a .59 pair of shoelaces.

FUCK.

Busting your lawnmower blade on a piece of steel.

Not being able to blow good snot rockets. I've never been good and that and that sucks. I get good scooge going in my nose with all the saw dust, etc but I can't do it.

Being unmotivated and coming to WTF to read some new posts only to find out no one feels like posting anything this morning.

You guys suck.