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Mr. Oobir
05-14-2014, 06:29 PM
Yeah, I use Adblock Plus and NoScript for the worst offenders (ABP Element Blocker is essential!), but then I'll occasionally want to watch a video clip in an NBA game summary or whatever. That usually means not watching it, because fuck undoing and redoing the blocking rules or switching browsers for a one-off clip.


You were on ESPN weren't you?
Worse, CNN :(

Mr. Oobir
07-05-2014, 10:55 PM
Organizing the cables behind the desk and finding the three-prong adapter connected to my power strip looks like this:

http://www.vrowl.com/images/burned_adapter.jpg

No damage to anything but the adapter and the socket, thankfully.

Glenn
07-05-2014, 10:57 PM
That's disturbing

Timone
07-06-2014, 12:29 PM
Just started taking my antidepressant. Feel like I could throw up for a thousand years, you guys.

Timone
07-06-2014, 12:30 PM
I better feel like I'm LeBron James after this shit passes.

MikeMyers
07-06-2014, 12:42 PM
Hang in there. Everything will be better when we both know what team to root for next year. #TeamLebron

Glenn
07-06-2014, 12:44 PM
Hang in there. Everything will be better when we both know what team to root for next year. #TeamLebron

+1

Tahoe
07-17-2014, 02:26 AM
LBJ sucks less than he did cuz he went back to the rust belt capitol, Cleveland.

Uncle Mxy
07-17-2014, 04:55 AM
getting back from vacation

Tahoe
08-01-2014, 09:59 AM
Its fuckin hot here and it sucks. I think it was 106 yesterday. Doesn't cool down at night. Been over 100 for the last week and supposed to be over 100 for another week or so.


Really sucks.


I would just head to Tahoe or San Fran to cool off but my new wife wants me around.

Timone
08-05-2014, 11:27 PM
It's a nice gesture, but those "Happy birthday!" posts that people put on my Facebook page are awkward

DE
08-05-2014, 11:30 PM
So true.

It's funny, I'm sort of a hypocrite on those. I find them awkward as hell like you do. When it's someone's birthday I always just send them a private message. And yet I have to admit I like seeing a lot of posts on my birthday.

DE
08-05-2014, 11:39 PM
Just started taking my antidepressant. Feel like I could throw up for a thousand years, you guys.

Was this an SSRI? I fucking hated those so bad so I switched to one that wouldn't fuck me up physically and kill my dick in the process.

Timone
08-05-2014, 11:40 PM
Yup. Citalopram.

My dick isn't dead yet, but it's close.

DE
08-05-2014, 11:44 PM
Yeah, that's the one I had. I hated it so, so much. I hope it's at least taking away some of the deep lows for you. I found that its negative effects both physically and mentally just made me worse in the end. Now I did talk to a number of people who didn't feel the same way I did with it, but I had to change. I hope it's helping and if not that you can look at changing up.

Timone
08-06-2014, 12:09 AM
Yeah, it's been a little over 3 weeks now and from what I understand it takes about 4-6 for it to really start kicking in.

I also have Xanax, which I haven't taken even once yet. I probably should start though.

Timone
08-06-2014, 12:12 AM
#drugtalk

MikeMyers
08-06-2014, 10:09 PM
Have to get a new roof you guys. There goes 15k.....

Timone
08-06-2014, 11:06 PM
Didn't know until tonight that the little girl from Jaws the Revenge (worst movie ever) was murdered by her father. smfh

Glenn
08-07-2014, 07:02 AM
TTS:

Missing this tonight
http://m.axs.com/events/251710/the-cult-tickets

Timone
08-07-2014, 07:08 AM
Damn.

Timone
08-07-2014, 07:10 AM
Why didn't you tell me about this a couple months ago?

Glenn
08-07-2014, 12:43 PM
Didn't know. Saw it this AM on Metro Times FB page. #fml

Timone
08-07-2014, 05:56 PM
I JUST LOVE GOING TO WALMART

Timone
08-07-2014, 10:43 PM
Wonder if anyone got a chance to meet ol' Ian.

Glenn
08-07-2014, 11:31 PM
Wonder if anyone got a chance to meet ol' Ian.

When I saw them at Clutch Cargos about 10-12 years ago, he spiked his tambourine at the end and a piece of it ended up at my feet. I have it here somewhere.

Timone
08-07-2014, 11:34 PM
When I saw them at Clutch Cargos about 10-12 years ago, he spiked his tambourine at the end and a piece of it ended up at my feet. I have it here somewhere.

Dude, you should tweet him and tell him!

Timone
08-08-2014, 12:31 AM
http://instagram.com/p/rbG7DuR1n8/

Glenn
08-08-2014, 07:13 AM
Wow. Great set list.

The Witch live would be epic.

Timone
08-08-2014, 04:27 PM
Hollow Man would've been great, but what does it matter? I WASN'T THERE.

Mods, please move to "Tim Izzo and Mark Glantonio talk about The Cult."

Glenn
08-08-2014, 05:36 PM
Playing the rock n roll hotbed of Traverse City tonight

http://thecult.us/main/shows/

#smh

Timone
08-08-2014, 05:49 PM
Playing the rock n roll hotbed of Traverse City tonight

http://thecult.us/main/shows/

#smh

next: the White Rhino in Melvindale

Timone
08-08-2014, 05:57 PM
Discussion about The Cult in a "Things that suck..." thread? Sounds about right.

Wow, fuck you man.

Timone
08-08-2014, 06:12 PM
You like the "Electric" 'cord, bro?

I know you hate Sonic Timple.

Glenn
08-09-2014, 10:35 AM
You like the "Electric" 'cord, bro?

I know you hate Sonic Timple.

Don't hate Sonic Temple at all. And of course, Electric is tits.

Tahoe
08-09-2014, 04:06 PM
I really need to stop playing pool at the bar I go to. Too much shit going on down there.

Tahoe
08-09-2014, 05:29 PM
Droughts

Uncle Mxy
08-11-2014, 11:12 AM
When I saw them at Clutch Cargos about 10-12 years ago, he spiked his tambourine at the end and a piece of it ended up at my feet. I have it here somewhere.

Clutch Cargos being a church again kinda sucks.

Tahoe
08-14-2014, 07:29 PM
Cooked a damn good meal and then I had a glass of wine with it and it kicked my ass. Gotta switch to vodka/cran to settle back down.

I mean, I want to be able to watch Matty Statsford tnite....I mean Jay Cutler. Cutler...All stats, no SBs. When the going gets tough, they go sit the bench.

Both GREAT Fantasy QBs...meaning, its a fantasy if you ever think they're going to win a Super Bowl for you.

Tahoe
08-15-2014, 07:05 AM
Chasing sleep.

Tahoe
08-15-2014, 08:44 PM
Not in any particular order:

Safelight repair, Safelight replace.

American metal roofs dot com

Visiting Angels, Americas choice in homecare

Marathon will take you there

I was boooooorn

MikeMyers
08-18-2014, 09:50 PM
Construction contractors

Tahoe
08-18-2014, 10:33 PM
^ that stings a lil bit.

Timone
08-19-2014, 05:09 AM
Construction contractors


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es

Timone
08-19-2014, 05:09 AM
Which one is Goodshill?

Uncle Mxy
08-19-2014, 02:56 PM
leaky finicky nearly-brand-new power washer

Tahoe
08-29-2014, 03:07 PM
Calvin Harris was in Vegas and I didn't go. I did go to Cirque du Soliel or whatever its called. I walked out about a half hour in to get my gamble on.

MikeMyers
08-29-2014, 10:39 PM
Catching a cold in the summer. Sucks you guys

Timone
08-29-2014, 11:02 PM
Social justice warriors on Facebook. Not that I really disagree with them.

But still.

Timone
08-29-2014, 11:10 PM
Actual post that I just read on my FB.


Really feeling throwing a 1940s Tennessee Williams inspired NOLA dinner party. Mississippi boiled custard; pecan crusted sweet potato pone with gingered peaches; lavender, honey, and goat cheese beignets with Metaxa brandy and orange drizzle; Hoppin' John; Chicken, Andouille, and Okra Gumbo, and moooore. Who wants to have a dinner party!?

(And while we eat we can remain aware of the socio-economic disparity between the people that could eat these dishes and the people that were forced to cook them. )

Timone
08-29-2014, 11:15 PM
Honestly, I might just be a huge asshole.

Mr. Oobir
09-03-2014, 05:26 PM
TV ads with children and parents awkwardly dancing to generic hip hop, AKA every back-to-school ad in existence.

Vinny
09-03-2014, 08:30 PM
TV ads with children and parents awkwardly dancing to generic hip hop, AKA every back-to-school ad in existence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOacUWjHgiE

Timone
09-08-2014, 10:28 PM
Colds

MikeMyers
09-10-2014, 10:29 PM
Colds

Did you get that nasty virus too. That killed me for about 1.5 weeks man.

Timone
09-10-2014, 10:55 PM
Did you get that nasty virus too. That killed me for about 1.5 weeks man.

Yeah, I've been feeling horrible for the last couple days. Doctor's tomorrow.

Timone
09-10-2014, 10:55 PM
I blame Glan

MikeMyers
09-11-2014, 06:43 PM
I finally feel back to normal today. Shit zapped me for 2 weeks. Hopefully that means I'm immune to the winter death virus.

Timone
09-11-2014, 08:07 PM
Mike, I want you to know that if I die you will be the first person I'll ask God permission to watch over

Uncle Mxy
09-25-2014, 04:51 PM
Streppers... fuck this strep throat bullshit.

Mr. Oobir
09-27-2014, 06:43 PM
My credit union "makin' things simple" by getting rid of the good interest-bearing checking account I use and offering two choices that are worse in every way.

Tahoe
09-29-2014, 09:38 PM
John or Jon Gruden.

Uncle Mxy
10-01-2014, 07:32 AM
My credit union "makin' things simple" by getting rid of the good interest-bearing checking account I use and offering two choices that are worse in every way.

Mine is engaged in a pointless rebranding exercise, tripling the amount of mail I get from them without adding any value whatsoever.

Uncle Mxy
10-09-2014, 08:46 AM
This depressing story is bugging me on many levels...

http://advanceindiana.blogspot.com/2014/10/terre-haute-doctor-shoots-and-kills.html

MikeMyers
10-11-2014, 03:34 PM
Some fucker got me sick again at work. Luckily this is very mild compared to my Ebola like virus around labor day. Still sucks to have a runny nose and feel tired you guys.

Timone
10-11-2014, 06:17 PM
Some fucker got me sick again at work. Luckily this is very mild compared to my Ebola like virus around labor day. Still sucks to have a runny nose and feel tired you guys.

Fucking millennials.

Feel better, duder.

Timone
10-13-2014, 06:43 PM
Think I caught Myers's bug. Don't worry bro, I ain't mad at cha.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/14941c4af3af0b29b89943e50469f80c/tumblr_n4nobpsr1p1txpx9xo9_500.gif

Timone
10-18-2014, 08:26 PM
Sad watching people fiend for Norco and shit like that.

Wish something would change.

Timone
10-18-2014, 08:33 PM
People messaging me and giving me these boring one word replies while I'm being my usual awesome self and doing what I can to keep the conversation going.

Don't message me if you're going to do that shit. That shit sucks.

Timone
10-19-2014, 09:27 AM
Being cold.

I miss summer.

Tahoe
10-20-2014, 10:39 PM
Dipshits who hit the 'Reply All' button.

Uncle Mxy
10-21-2014, 07:07 AM
Dipshits who hit the 'Reply All' button.

AMEN!

Glenn
10-24-2014, 11:16 PM
Thought I would take a quick minute before bed to update my iphone to iOS 8.1

Now it's stuck in recovery mode and I can't get it out

Timone
10-24-2014, 11:24 PM
Thought I would take a quick minute before bed to update my iphone to iOS 8.1

Now it's stuck in recovery mode and I can't get it out

Of what? Your anus?

Glenn
10-24-2014, 11:24 PM
Of what? Your anus?

http://i.imgur.com/BHBQttw.gif

Uncle Mxy
10-29-2014, 07:47 AM
Watching soap operas:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korean-officials-publicly-executed-for-watching-south-korean-soap-operas-9825170.html

Tahoe
11-03-2014, 02:05 AM
I'm going to hae a headache manana. I know it already.

Mr. Oobir
11-16-2014, 07:01 PM
I woke up today to the painful sensation of something under my eyelid and tried for an hour to blink and rinse the pain away and couldn't smell anything because my nose was running and I'm not sure I succeeded in fixing the problem.

...It wasn't a good day.

MikeMyers
11-17-2014, 09:58 PM
This weather. Please cross-post to the weather thread.

Timone
11-18-2014, 05:35 PM
This weather.

[smilie=werd.gif]

Timone
11-22-2014, 06:24 PM
Walmart. What a fucking nightmare.

Uncle Mxy
11-23-2014, 08:59 AM
Apple Store. What a fucking nightmare.

Uncle Mxy
11-27-2014, 12:54 PM
Scott Stapp:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/music/news/article.cfm?c_id=264&objectid=11365418

Timone
11-27-2014, 02:09 PM
Scott Stapp:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/music/news/article.cfm?c_id=264&objectid=11365418

What a fucking nightmare.

Timone
12-06-2014, 07:43 PM
Someone just told me that Morrissey and I have a lot in common. She even went so far as saying that he's like my "spirit being." #smh

Timone
12-06-2014, 07:47 PM
Never felt so insulted in my life.

Uncle Mxy
12-07-2014, 07:11 AM
Heaven knows you're miserable now.

Timone
12-07-2014, 07:24 AM
And when I'm lying in my bed
I think about life
And I think about death
And neither one particularly appeals to me

Tahoe
12-08-2014, 12:50 AM
TTS... eating a Snickers bar and biting the inside of my mouth.


gonna hurt for a couple days. Should've been eating M&Ms.

Timone
12-12-2014, 03:33 PM
Scott Stapp:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/music/news/article.cfm?c_id=264&objectid=11365418

http://loudwire.com/911-tape-relatives-claim-scott-stapp-assassinate-president-obama/

Timone
12-14-2014, 02:06 PM
Think I'm getting the flu, fam.

Timone
01-01-2015, 02:30 PM
Got the 'cups right now.

Uncle Mxy
01-01-2015, 09:33 PM
After a perfectly fine New Year's Eve, my New Year's Day has sucked.

All of the sudden, I'm 20% slower than the day before, my phone breaks, I fall asleep and miss meeting with friends because even that 20% slower tired the shit out of me. And my efforts at online finance are just being pathetic.

I really just want to reload my saved last game.

Tahoe
01-02-2015, 04:13 AM
You have an online fiancé? Not going that great. Hang in there. Tell her you love her a lot.






j/k

Glenn
01-19-2015, 09:27 PM
Just sneezed and my bottom lip split. #smh

Timone
01-19-2015, 09:49 PM
Just sneezed and my bottom lip split. #smh

http://loveshistorical.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/wtf-gif-tumblr-i2.gif

Mr. Oobir
03-18-2015, 06:51 PM
That Amazon doesn't have a blanket "stop showing me recommendations based on past purchases" checkbox and instead requires me to individually mark every single purchase I've ever made to get rid of recommendations.

Uncle Mxy
03-19-2015, 06:32 AM
The paradigm that a device must be owned by a person falls apart with shared devices.
That Amazon TV is "the family's", not necessariily the one adult's Amazon account.

Timone
03-19-2015, 10:33 PM
Laugh tracks. I feel like we've discussed this before, though.

Vinny
03-19-2015, 11:40 PM
My Mustangs getting CHEATED.

Mr. Oobir
04-26-2015, 05:13 PM
News sites with the infinite scrolling layout. I think the only times I've continued scrolling down the page after reading the article I wanted to read have been by accident. Especially don't like when scrolling past the first article messes up the Back button and requires me to click Back three or four times to go to the previous page.

Uncle Mxy
05-06-2015, 06:01 PM
News sites with the infinite scrolling layout. I think the only times I've continued scrolling down the page after reading the article I wanted to read have been by accident. Especially don't like when scrolling past the first article messes up the Back button and requires me to click Back three or four times to go to the previous page.

Co-signed!

Mr. Oobir
05-26-2015, 09:32 PM
News sites with the infinite scrolling layout. I think the only times I've continued scrolling down the page after reading the article I wanted to read have been by accident. Especially don't like when scrolling past the first article messes up the Back button and requires me to click Back three or four times to go to the previous page.

Wait, how about all this plus the page auto-scrolls down to the next news story when you reach the end of the one you're reading, taking control away from you and ensuring that you'll have to press the Back button multiple times? Not cool, Foodbeast.com, not cool!

Mr. Oobir
08-23-2015, 04:00 PM
Food poisoning

Tahoe
08-23-2015, 09:42 PM
Drivers getting on the freeway, getting ON the freeway, and they use their brake more than their gas pedal.

Uncle Mxy
08-24-2015, 07:52 AM
Drivers getting on the freeway, getting ON the freeway, and they use their brake more than their gas pedal.
Given the road quality around here, I've become more accepting of that.
<sigh>

Tahoe
08-24-2015, 03:00 PM
You still living in Mitchigan, Mxy?


There's something that sucks. People who say Mitchigan.

Tahoe
09-10-2015, 06:07 PM
Golfer in Gayord dies from bee stings.


is that the same place UofM Frats had a little too much fun at?

Glenn
09-18-2015, 09:17 PM
Being all out of 'cuits.

Tahoe
10-06-2015, 12:07 AM
Damn, I am not an English language genius (as y'all know) but I do know that 'Turnt around' does not mean 'Turned around". Just some basic English skillz would be nice ppl.


Probably is a word knowing my luck.

Fool
10-06-2015, 06:14 PM
Learnt is a legitimate word, to my continual horror (not really horror, I just don't like it).

Uncle Mxy
10-07-2015, 08:29 AM
Getting screwed by bullshit words in Words With Friends, especially when you know they're cheating.

Fool
10-07-2015, 02:38 PM
4 Letter Words with Enemies.

DrRay11
10-07-2015, 04:40 PM
Getting screwed by bullshit words in Words With Friends, especially when you know they're cheating.

People still play that?

Uncle Mxy
10-07-2015, 08:29 PM
I play with family. I destroy them so some have resorted to cheating to try and even the odds. Words like "couvade" and "delft" were played against me recently, in an orientation where it's clear there was cheating involved.

Tahoe
10-16-2015, 05:53 AM
Waking up at 2am-ish. Been sleeping great and then BAM, wake up at 2 and can't get back to sleep. Got work to do manana.

Vinny
10-20-2015, 12:11 AM
That Kia commersh that just rips off James Harrison not letting his kids take participation trophies.

Vinny
10-20-2015, 12:11 AM
*Participashe

DrRay11
10-20-2015, 10:33 AM
participashe trophs *

Vinny
10-20-2015, 02:20 PM
Thanks, good looking out.

Uncle Mxy
10-26-2015, 01:44 PM
Budget rent-a-car at the Philadelphia airport. Total fuckjobs caused me to miss my flight back home by taking 45 minutes to check my car in.

(Yes, I came back from the land where Allen Iverson may have missed, like, one practice, where Kobe got laid speaking Italian to high school chicks, etc.)

Vinny
10-26-2015, 06:53 PM
Don't forget Bruce Springsteen and Tom Hanks being gay or however that song and movie went.

Tahoe
10-26-2015, 07:10 PM
Detroit Lions organization.

Uncle Mxy
10-26-2015, 09:09 PM
Don't forget Bruce Springsteen and Tom Hanks being gay or however that song and movie went.

I went to the first-ever Philly Cheesesteak festival. The logistics were so fucked up that you could get everything BUT cheesesteak.
That sucked.

Fool
10-27-2015, 10:52 AM
Thrown by a cancer prevention organization.

DrRay11
10-27-2015, 11:15 AM
Budget rent-a-car at the Philadelphia airport. Total fuckjobs caused me to miss my flight back home by taking 45 minutes to check my car in.

(Yes, I came back from the land where Allen Iverson may have missed, like, one practice, where Kobe got laid speaking Italian to high school chicks, etc.)

The one in ATL is god awful too. Never have the inventory you order and usually onlyl 1-2 things that are far away from what you did

MikeMyers
10-27-2015, 07:09 PM
Catching a fucking cold after you already had one 6 weeks ago

Fool
10-30-2015, 06:01 PM
Being stuck in a tree while being interviewed on the news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=204&v=0skAEQb07jw

Tahoe
10-30-2015, 10:23 PM
Was supposed to be in Vegas this weekend, but too damned busy. Oh well, Vegas will be there in month or so. Trying to get this rental up for sale. My crews are letting me down a little bit.

Fool
10-30-2015, 11:05 PM
The Bulls.

Tahoe
10-31-2015, 09:08 PM
ESPN

Glenn
10-31-2015, 09:56 PM
Blowing a hole in the sole of your Docs

Tahoe
10-31-2015, 10:10 PM
WTF is it with advertisers/marketers putting women's feet in every fuckin commercial. You can't have a beer commersh a car comersh a anything commersh without women's feet for fucksake.

Timone
10-31-2015, 10:11 PM
WTF is it with advertisers/marketers putting women's feet in every fuckin commercial. You can't have a beer commersh a car comersh a anything commersh without women's feet for fucksake.


This belongs in the "Things that are good" thread.

Tahoe
10-31-2015, 10:20 PM
LOL

Glenn
11-07-2015, 01:43 PM
Trying to blow leaves in the yard against the wind. Really makes it hard to surf the web on your phone at the same time, too.

Tahoe
11-07-2015, 02:54 PM
I have one of those hats that holds 2 beers with drinking hose when I blow leaves.

Uncle Mxy
11-09-2015, 12:42 AM
Fuck, I need to do this. I just haven't felt inspired. Had a shitty week, let it get me down.

Glenn
12-13-2015, 08:37 PM
- every time I try to grow a little holiday beard, I end up feeling like the lead singer of spin doctors

- haven't slept well in about a month, so I've pretty much always got a stiff neck and a headache

Glenn
12-13-2015, 08:38 PM
- my pillows, even though they're only like 2 months old

Sick of this bullcrap, gonna use Xmas money to get some better ones

Vinny
12-13-2015, 10:34 PM
- my pillows, even though they're only like 2 months old

Sick of this bullcrap, gonna use Xmas money to get some better ones
I got a memory foam pillow and am trying to get used to it but overall i think it might be a winner. This is my second try with memory foam, first time I absolutely rejected it. I've always used feather. The neck and shoulder pain was getting to be too much though so I've been forcing myself to get used to it and I think it's going to stick. Definitely helps with the neck and shoulder pain. I'm a side sleeper and would stick my arm under the pillow to try to level things off leading to both my neck and that arm's shoulder hurting.

This is the one I have:

http://www.amazon.com/Sealy-Hydraluxe-Memory-Contour-Pillow/dp/B00LY8K7P0

Those reviews are iffy. The cooling part of the gel definitely works IMO so that one's bunk. The ones saying it's too hard are 'kind of' right, when you first get it it's like WTF(detroit) , this is too hard but after a day or so you get used to it and realize it molds to your head and cradles it.

I still go back and forth to my feather one sometimes but overall I 'think' the memory foam one is better for me.

Mr. Oobir
12-14-2015, 12:12 AM
Memory foam pillows are legit. I had an awful neck problem a couple of years ago that left me sore and made it hurt when I turned my head. I tried heat, ice packs, ibuprofen, immobilization; nothing worked. Then I bought a memory foam pillow and the problem went away in a week. It took some time to get used to it, since like Vinny I'd always used light pillows and the dense foam is a major shift. I haven't slept on a feather pillow since, though.

Glenn
12-14-2015, 06:19 AM
Thanks broes. I do the "put your arm" under thing too. It's also weird that I can usually sleep side, back or stomach, but the last month or so, I just wake up with my neck all jacked up. I have always used two "firm" synthetic pillows. Think I'll try this, thanks.

Timone
12-14-2015, 08:30 AM
- every time I try to grow a little holiday beard, I end up feeling like the lead singer of spin doctors


I'm starting to look like a terrorist.

Better than the guy from Spin Doctors, I guess.

Glenn
12-14-2015, 08:58 AM
Very true and lol.

Vinny
12-14-2015, 03:34 PM
Thanks broes. I do the "put your arm" under thing too. It's also weird that I can usually sleep side, back or stomach, but the last month or so, I just wake up with my neck all jacked up. I have always used two "firm" synthetic pillows. Think I'll try this, thanks.
Thanks Bro. Full disclosure, I had trouble sleeping last night because I couldn't decide if I should get up and change the name of this thread to "Pillow Talk with the Bros" or just add "(Pillow Talk Inside)" at the end or even make an official "Pillow Talk" subforum. Still not sure what's best, open to suggestions.

Glenn
12-14-2015, 03:57 PM
[smilie=modpower.gi:

Mr. Oobir
12-16-2015, 10:01 AM
Newest Firefox update disabling some of my addons because they "could not be verified." And by "some" addons, I mean "literally all."

Uncle Mxy
12-16-2015, 12:40 PM
Newest Firefox update disabling some of my addons because they "could not be verified." And by "some" addons, I mean "literally all."

That's why I use Firefox ESR.

Tahoe
01-29-2016, 11:34 AM
Stories on Afluenza teen.

Fool
02-01-2016, 10:43 PM
Rough night for T-hova.

Glenn
02-02-2016, 02:47 PM
"make it a great day" guy has left me a voice mail four days in a row. Says it EVERY time.

Timone
02-02-2016, 03:27 PM
"make it a great day" guy has left me a voice mail four days in a row. Says it EVERY time.

Does he ever ask if you'd like to "do lunch"?

Glenn
02-02-2016, 03:29 PM
No, he's in Detroit and I'm ... not.

Uncle Mxy
02-11-2016, 07:43 AM
rolling your ankle and being barely able to walk -- fuck this weather!

Timone
02-11-2016, 11:51 AM
'rals

Tahoe
02-12-2016, 04:28 PM
No basketball. No baseball. No football.

Vinny
02-12-2016, 08:23 PM
No basketball. No baseball. No football.
Get yo red on bro.

Tahoe
02-13-2016, 04:17 PM
WE'RE IN THE EAST NOW?

Tahoe
04-29-2016, 08:04 AM
My buddies wife died of cancer 1 week ago today. She was diagnosed just after the first of the year. They said non-operable, chemo won't cure, but might give her an extra month or something, basically go home. What a hideous disease. I knew she was suffering, but finding out more in the last couple days and its truly heart wrenching what cancer patients go through and their loved ones.

Glenn
05-16-2016, 11:14 AM
Going back to work after vacation

Glenn
05-18-2016, 08:37 PM
Getting a hair/eyelash stuck in the bottom of your foot

Glenn
05-24-2016, 09:37 AM
Spending the day with "make it a great day" guy

Timone
08-17-2016, 06:41 PM
This Sertraline nausea

Timone
08-18-2016, 09:33 AM
Also, the insomnia

realistic
08-30-2016, 08:05 AM
Brock Turner's tan.

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/national/brock-turner-expected-be-released-friday-after-ser/nsNwy/

Tahoe
10-11-2016, 08:58 PM
I remembered my username and password.

Vinny
10-11-2016, 09:03 PM
I remembered my username and password.
hi Tahoe.
Do you know anything about zip ties?

Tahoe
10-11-2016, 09:04 PM
Divide by 2 and turn left at McClarren Blvd.


That's about it Vinny.

Vinny
10-11-2016, 09:12 PM
Thanks.

Tahoe
10-13-2016, 07:22 PM
Not sure what the zip tie things meant, but zipgoshboots, I might've been to answer differently.

Timone
12-19-2016, 12:44 AM
A second cousin of mine's stepdaughter was murdered in Detroit (her body was stuffed in a crate or some shit) and a distant cousin of mine hung himself from an overpass because he owed money to some bad dudes. Both were into drugs. Never met either, but crazy shit.

They found texts on the dude's phone and computer from people telling him either he was going to go or his whole family were. Like something straight out of a movie.

Glenn
12-19-2016, 06:18 AM
that definitely sucks

Tahoe
12-21-2016, 05:19 PM
Sorry to hear that. That really does suck. T&P for the fam.

Timone
12-21-2016, 09:19 PM
Didn't know them, but thank you. Don't know when he died, she was found a few weeks ago (http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/222450130-story)

Uncle Mxy
12-26-2016, 10:31 PM
I have a former uncle (by marriage) who was into all kinds of bad shit and eventually just disappeared.
Not sure if he was running or he was caught, but wouldn't be surprised if he died in some bizarre fashion.
I kinda figure he's in the desert somewhere. Haven't thought about him in many years, until this thread.

Tahoe
01-06-2017, 06:59 PM
There ain't shit on for sports tonight. Got spoiled with all the bowl games.

Tahoe
01-09-2017, 02:11 AM
Just ready to hit the hay and there was a gore video in my tl and I wanted to turn away but didn't. Disturbing. Disgusting. Revolting. I hope I can sleep. Damn, this world is messed up.

Uncle Mxy
01-09-2017, 06:13 AM
Just ready to hit the hay and there was a gore video in my tl and I wanted to turn away but didn't. Disturbing. Disgusting. Revolting. I hope I can sleep. Damn, this world is messed up.
Al Gore? That guy's supposed to put you to sleep. Works for me most of the time.

Tahoe
01-09-2017, 11:47 AM
^ Thx. I watched a Beilein pep talk instead. Put me right to sleep.

That video though. Damn.

Tahoe
01-21-2017, 04:02 PM
fuckin hungover. A night of drinking, went out for breakfast at 2:30 got home and had to have another beer. great fuckin idea. Might as well start again. HOTD.

Uncle Mxy
01-23-2017, 01:12 PM
fuckin hungover. A night of drinking, went out for breakfast at 2:30 got home and had to have another beer. great fuckin idea. Might as well start again. HOTD.

Keep drinking and the hangover will never come! :)

Tahoe
01-24-2017, 06:05 PM
^Good advice. Its working so far.

Timone
02-04-2017, 11:24 PM
Can't sleep, fam. Got those restless legs. Might try to cut them off.

Timone
02-04-2017, 11:26 PM
Friend told me to eat a banana and asked how my "iron" is. Hippie idiot.

Timone
02-05-2017, 12:41 AM
Alright, trying this again

Vinny
02-05-2017, 01:33 AM
Alright, trying this again
How many bananas can you eat?

Tahoe
02-06-2017, 01:05 AM
Mannnnnnn, I drank so much that I wanted a glass milk and some thing to go with it. I saw some peanut M&Ms but I said fuck no. Makes my heart beat like crazy, so I had a chocolate chip cookie instead. #Willpower

Timone
02-06-2017, 05:32 PM
I saw some peanut M&Ms but I said fuck no.

Oh, thank god.

MikeMyers
02-11-2017, 06:32 PM
I guess it was my turn to get a nasty cold this weekend. Rather be dead.

Glenn
02-11-2017, 07:37 PM
I got one here puking and shitting simultaneously

MikeMyers
02-11-2017, 09:37 PM
God that's even worse. Cold and flu season is just miserable but I will take this over getting sick in the summer.

Tahoe
02-17-2017, 05:14 PM
Can't make Vegas. Little busy so couple day trip to Reno. Mostly a shithole, but there are a couple of nice places.

Uncle Mxy
02-18-2017, 11:19 AM
Can't make Vegas. Little busy so couple day trip to Reno. Mostly a shithole, but there are a couple of nice places.

The one time I was in Reno, I did nothing but win money everywhere I went. Not a ton, but it was $50-$100 each at 3 different casinos and the airport.

Tahoe
02-18-2017, 07:42 PM
How long ago? Used to be decent. Kind of a shithole now. Maybe Vegas spoiled me.

Uncle Mxy
02-19-2017, 07:25 AM
pre-9/11 -- nearly 20 years ago

I was there for a weekend and kept winning.

This is in contrast to St. Louis, where I went there for a weekend and kept losing.

Mr. Oobir
04-06-2017, 12:14 AM
I bit the inside of my lip and it bled. I hope it doesn't swell up and thus make it more likely that I bite it again.

Timone
04-06-2017, 02:27 AM
My thoughts are with you, Oobs.

Mr. Oobir
07-05-2017, 08:02 PM
Stomach ulcers

Timone
07-05-2017, 09:35 PM
My thoughts are with you, Oobs.

Glenn
07-05-2017, 10:27 PM
Oof

Glenn
07-05-2017, 10:27 PM
- missing the last step on the way down a staircase

Timone
07-05-2017, 11:29 PM
- missing the last step on the way down a staircase

Come on man, there are people who have it worse right now. Oobir has a freakin' stomach ulcer.

Mr. Oobir
07-06-2017, 12:46 AM
It hurts, dangit

Glenn
07-06-2017, 06:17 AM
- missing the last step on the way down a staircase whilst having a stomach ulcer

Timone
07-06-2017, 12:09 PM
My thoughts are with you, DADZIG.

Timone
07-12-2017, 04:44 AM
Lie bumps

Glenn
08-15-2017, 03:33 PM
Sorta sucks that the guys from 'head waited until Lemmy died and then sold Ace of Spades for a Kia commercial.

Uncle Mxy
08-17-2017, 04:14 PM
planning for a lot of travel, complicated by a funeral -- won't be around much until September

Glenn
08-17-2017, 05:01 PM
We'll be waiting for you, May.

Timone
08-17-2017, 07:30 PM
Godspeed, Uncle Mxy.

Might as well close up the board until September.

Tahoe
09-15-2017, 10:42 PM
Was cutting the cord and cut too far. No longer have B10 Network. Either have to do Free Trial on yulu or whatever it is or upgrade DTV package to some CHOICE bullshit or something.
MEEEEEECHIGAN on BTN manana.

Mr. Oobir
09-17-2017, 07:59 PM
I can find every socket size except for the one I need to put these screws into the wall. Maddening!

MikeMyers
09-17-2017, 09:16 PM
Catching a cold coupled with it being 87 today

Timone
09-20-2017, 08:03 PM
Asthma attacks

Glenn
10-13-2017, 10:53 AM
People

https://deadspin.com/panthers-fan-sucker-punches-old-man-1819436354?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebo ok&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Mr. Oobir
06-29-2018, 12:08 AM
There are so many flies in here. I've killed at least a dozen of them today and there are still more that I haven't been able to catch. Where are the spiders that are supposed to catch them?

Timone
06-29-2018, 12:58 AM
There are so many flies in here. I've killed at least a dozen of them today and there are still more that I haven't been able to catch. Where are the spiders that are supposed to catch them?

DADZIG ran all of those off too!

Glenn
06-29-2018, 10:25 AM
[smilie=rolleyes2.g:

Glenn
07-28-2018, 12:16 PM
- squirrels raiding the bird feeders

Glenn
07-29-2018, 09:09 AM
- getting a metal sliver in your thumb

Mr. Oobir
08-18-2018, 07:33 PM
- getting a metal sliver in your thumb

- slicing off the tip of your thumb with a cheese slicer

Timone
08-18-2018, 08:06 PM
- slicing off the tip of your thumb with a cheese slicer

Jee, T&P Oobi

Mr. Oobir
08-18-2018, 10:12 PM
That was the second time the slicer got me. It's now sleeping with the fishes at the bottom of my trash can.

Glenn
08-23-2018, 07:38 PM
One of my kids is in high school now, and I’m at the first football game and :our: team’s fight song is the Notre Dame song.

I’m sure about 50% of the schools in the US use it, but barf.

Timone
08-23-2018, 08:38 PM
You mean every HS team doesn't use Seven Nation Army as their fight song?

Glenn
08-23-2018, 09:48 PM
No, but it’s played by the band about every three minutes when they are in the stands. Also the Jaws theme for some reason.

Glenn
08-23-2018, 09:49 PM
At least :we: lost, LOL!

Timone
08-23-2018, 10:22 PM
I take it the defense didn't show up?

Glenn
08-24-2018, 06:18 AM
Defense was okay, need a better QB and fewer turnovers. IYGAS (I wouldn’t)

Mr. Oobir
03-25-2019, 06:48 PM
Buying a car from out of state, getting financing through one of their local banks, and then learning that your credit application has been denied due to being out of their service area. I hope I don't have to drive the car back to Virginia to return it!

Mr. Oobir
03-26-2019, 03:37 AM
Oops, false alarm, it was a letter sent in error. And to think I wasted all that precious anger on nothing! What a fool I am.

Glenn
03-26-2019, 06:15 AM
Congratulations, Oobir!

Mr. Oobir
03-26-2019, 06:47 AM
Thanks, Famzig!

Uncle Mxy
03-26-2019, 07:11 AM
Why would the seller let you take possession of the car before the $ was approved?
Was it part of a lease that you're now purchasing outright?
Is the seller tied with the bank in any way other than proximity?
Why can't you just finance the car through "our" local banks/credit unions?

Things that suck... spending too much time obsessing over the cryptic and unknown. :)

Mr. Oobir
03-26-2019, 06:27 PM
Why would the seller let you take possession of the car before the $ was approved?
They didn't, the letter they sent me was a form letter that was apparently not intended for post-sale customers. I'm guessing they had the money that day, as usual.

Is the seller tied with the bank in any way other than proximity?
Not that I can find out.

Why can't you just finance the car through "our" local banks/credit unions?
I could, and probably should have. The interest rate was better on this loan than what I was getting from local offers, but it's been a pain to deal with a long-distance lien holder. This was my first time buying a car that didn't cost under $4000, and I was too ignorant of the process to make the best decisions. Oh, well.

Mr. Oobir
05-01-2019, 05:40 AM
Flooded basements.

Glenn
07-12-2019, 10:37 PM
Charter/Spectrum.

Moved to a new house about two years ago and the C/S tv and internet service has been spot on since the get go.

About a month ago I cancelled their tv service and switched to YouTube TV (excellent, btw). Kept the C/S internet service though. Since switching, the internet has gone down three times, including last Friday night and and again tonight (another Friday night).

Placed a tech support call and they honestly just said, yeah, a bunch of people on your street are down, but not enough to come fix it right now. We can do 8 am tomorrow at your home, or on Tuesday. (!!!)

Weird that it was just fine when I was paying them $175/mo, but not when I’m paying $70.

Mr. Oobir
07-13-2019, 06:07 AM
I have never heard a good word about Charter. Thoughts and prayers, DADZIG.

Timone
08-25-2019, 06:12 PM
God damn I hate Jet's Pizza.

Glenn
08-25-2019, 06:55 PM
Enjoy the squirts

Timone
08-26-2019, 06:23 PM
No squirts, definitely wanted to throw up.

Mr. Oobir
01-10-2020, 06:38 AM
Norovirus

Help

(Or maybe flu, I don't know, my parents had stomach flu and I feel like death right now)

Timone
02-12-2020, 03:50 PM
Flagyl

Glenn
02-12-2020, 06:58 PM
^ Google tells me this is not good

Timone
02-14-2020, 10:46 AM
^ Google tells me this is not good

It's horrible, fam. I was given it after being discharged from the hospital last week and it's some of the worst shit I've ever taken.

Timone
03-27-2020, 12:17 AM
Think I got a sinus infection. Motherfucker.

Vinny
03-28-2020, 10:42 AM
Praying for you Beau.

Timone
03-28-2020, 07:45 PM
Asthma's been flaring up real bad lately. Sick of this.

Uncle Mxy
03-29-2020, 01:31 AM
The now carry-out restaurants are starting to thin out.