one of the worst feelings is having to badly shit but having to run production meeting in 10 minutes. I would never make it comfortably in 10, so I'll have to wait until about 9:30. This happens almost every Tuesday, because I run another meeting at 8:00. No in-between time after the coffee activates my bowels.
Having a meeting at 8am sounds like it'd be enough to be shitty.

(Of course, I'm used to meetings at 6am... have no room to talk.)

yeah, I go in at 6:30 to about 3:30 or 4 generally. I tell people I'm okay with my job, but as everyone, I also fucking hate it.

49ers suckin most of the game and then scoring a couple exciting TD's and today fuckin 49er fans thinking they're going to the super bowl. Fuckin fag fans have come out of the woodwork cuz of 1 win. alsoitwasafuckinsuckeye

Yeah, seriously. No way they're beating out the Lions to go to the ship.

TTS:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9dBn2yXN3g

think I got caught by a red light camera today. fucking ass

Air shows.

Air shows.

Not sure if they suck, but the few times I've gone to one, I've been somewhat underwhelmed.

Sucks when people die at them.

This board most of the time...lately. If fags could understand english, it'd be better though.

^ That's fuckin harsh.

No sports on TV.

2 games last night and nothin tonight, that I'm aware of anyway.

^ Wings @ Columbus

Versus has Lightning v someone...forgot already.

I've fallen ill again.

I'm sick, alright... sick of this.

^ drink heavily.

This cold I have sucks. It's made its way to everyone in the office and I was the last one to get it. This feels like it'll be with me for about a week.

Couple hats came today for my Christmas present and my only thought is 'can't they make a hat like they used to?

They seem like they use about way less material or something. I like the good old red neck look where my hat is really high on my head. Not for all my hats but I can't find any hats that are good old red neck lookin.

Shepler's is your best bet:
https://www.google.com/search?q=cowboy+hat&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a#q=cowboy+hat&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=EGs&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=imvnsr&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=NQ3wTvmNLcaXgweo7pzjCA&ved=0CK4BEK0E&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=2de55b0a1ffbc1be&biw=1280&bih=652

Ain't no brokeback goin on round here. Zephyr fitted UofM hat.

I went to a store in the mall and their hats are all fucked up too...not to mention the lack of Michigan teams.

tts

ate too many crackers

Ain't no brokeback goin on round here. Zephyr fitted UofM hat.

I went to a store in the mall and their hats are all fucked up too...not to mention the lack of Michigan teams.
Did you try Walmart?

Ain't no brokeback goin on round here. Zephyr fitted UofM hat.

I went to a store in the mall and their hats are all fucked up too...not to mention the lack of Michigan teams.
Also, those Zephyr hats kind of suck. I usually get shit from www.lids.com or www.newera.com , though I've been off the hat thing for awhile. The New Era fitted ones are pretty much the same as they've been in the past. There's tons of stuff on Lids though. I generally like the stretch fit ones myself. Reebok hats suck, avoid them, sizes are off for me at least.

1772

"things that are good"

A restaurant I went to for a Christmas lunch thingy overbilled the tip on my credit card.

It's a lousy $0.08 and, if the restaurant were actually good, I wouldn't care.

But it wasn't.

People.

Sorry, rough couple days.

^amen

The Pistons

true story, that one.

Thinkin about the day I go to pour the next Newcastle and I get nothin but air.

Oh yeah, and explosive diarrhea from antibiotics.

borderline personality disorder... or so I hear

We need an emo forum, it seems.

We need an emo forum, it seems.
GrantBell for mod!

We need an emo forum, it seems.

That would be lovely. We could share our poems and there would be no judgment!!

Seriously, a general thread for whining would be great.

Sometimes. I just like cutting myself.

Oh yeah, and explosive diarrhea from antibiotics.

Today I can confirm that this does indeed suck.

i took antibiotics for strept throat last week. no diarrhea was had.

couldn't remember if i took my fish oil, so i just popped a couple tablets. #firstworldproblems

Love that hash.

-coming home to see JEMELE on TV

puked

Shocks, struts & 4 tires... 13 hundy.

diarrhea. should have had some fiber this week.

today.

emo.

dot com.

There's a rattle somewhere in my heating vent that I can't get rid of.
It's driving me nuts.
My shop vac is not helping me suck up whatever fell in -- too deep.

The Pistons suck. Maybe they could get it out for you.

small crack in my bumper. god damit.

That's where the poop comes out.

It's like 55 degrees in my apartment.

-Peeps that claim to be fans of a team just because they like one player on it.
-Colds.

Those peeps should get colds. Yeah!!!

-Peeps that claim to be fans of a team just because they like one player on it.
-Colds.

Those peeps should get colds. Yeah!!!
I have a fucking cold right now.
I wish I could pass it along to a fairweather fan.
Fucking sucks.
Fuck.

Fuckin lawyers are seriously dickheads.

This here @Newcastle mini keg is purdy foamy compared to the first two.

Think I can get a refund/exchange when I get closer to the bottom?

Not seeing a paycheck from my company in two months now.

As you can imagine I've been looking for a job with another company.

Great. I feel like an asshole now.

Lawyers

So sick of this you guys....

:emo kid:

Hahaha.

Is it the fucking bitch again?!?!?! I thought I told that bitch!!

Hahaha, not really, just rough month in general. Though she did take it upon herself to call recently so maybe....

Juicy Fruit Gum sucks. Whoever invented it is a real piece of trash.

So stupid. Want to give myself a Stone Cold Stunner. Should have bought Fruit Stripe.

The fruit stripe zebra has never been seen in a zoo. Now that's real gum.

Fruit Stripe keeps it's flavor for about 20 seconds.

yeah, I don't follow. shit was good when I was seven

Had some MD before I typed that out. For some reason it was the first brand of gum that came to mind. So stupid. Need to start drinking responsibly. What an idiot.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Z-tqVTd9fPI/StEfT8pA_fI/AAAAAAAABms/Opv_ge0rg0U/s400/farley-show.jpg

Going to get some TRIDENT and redeem myself.

recurring cancer

Bronchitis.

think I pulled something getting out of the shower. Serves me right for bathing. SMFH

lol'd at work.

These chest pains sure are sucking right now.

See you guys in Hell.

Head colds and allergies on top of that.

I just had the worst headache I've had in years.
This weather and allergy season sucks.

This bitch I'm seeing right now.

The Jet

1826 and 'The Jet' suck in completely different ways of course.

Neck's been badly broken out for the past 3-4 days and I'm thinking (I'm no doctor) it's some kind of reaction to the conditioner I was using.

This is why I shouldn't shower. Bad things happen.

Have kinda felt like shit for 3 days now.

I'm never going golfing or drinking Sam Adams again!

But seriously, lots of people sick up in hurrrrr.

I hadn't been sick more than a day or so in like 3 years (minor colds that fade quickly....). I've had a chest cold/cough for almost 2 full weeks now. Driving me crazy.

Oklahoma Shitty Thunder

My back pain has expanded to my side and front, and I'm seeing a specialist because my general practitioner is out of ideas.

Nice little roadie to Indy, and back, in a van with 5 peers and the boss tomorrow.

Scott Van Pelt

I had a fucked up tooth and got it pulled...what was left of it. Fuckin sucked. Not really painful cuz I was anestitised(sp?) I think there's an h in there someplace) but he had to crack it apart in about 10 pieces to get it out. Having someone break your teeth out, while frozen or not, sucks. The cracking and crunching was weird. Would have rather done it myself on a bender or something.

A friend of mine is dying of stage 4 liver cancer in a few weeks. A "farewell party" is in the works this weekend, but he lives out of state and I have other shit I'm committed to dealing with locally. I already had what I thought would be my last face-to-face visit with him ever, because he had a few weeks to live a few months ago.

This sucks.

I have my uncle staying with me because his wife threw him out. Awful. Hate everybody.

You are Dave?

TTS...This bitch I was with earlier.

Nice hard titties, but she could suck.

You are so alpha, dude.

Went through the ol' hood in Soufwest Detroit today. Everyone and everything is pretty much gone now. Childhood officially DEAD.

^ sucks

This fuckin foreigner fuck in the blue suit from NFL.com or whatever the fuck it is.

Blew my knee out reffing the lions game yesterday. Sucks.

^lol'd .

TTS

No new Doc Swole posts.

Agreed. I lol'd hard at the high school reunion story.

If I ever go through one of my creative surges, I could make some up.

Stretching your arms back, feeling something pop in your neck, and suddenly finding that moving your head/neck causes godawful stabbing pain.

Oof.

A guy I just started working with's wife just died.
A friend of mine's dad died unexpectedly.
Today sucks. Death sucks.

Barbarians acting like Barbarians after seeing a video saying they're barbarians

You try being nice to a girl, then they develop feelings and keep trying to talk to you. SMH.

I'm too God damn alpha for my own good.

I think the "not giving a shit' approach is still the best.

Oh, I give a shit about NOTHING.

Nobody ever buys into my fake asshole schtick. I'm way too likable. Sick of this.

How does one become a genuine asshole? Glan, help me out here.

How does one become a genuine asshole? Glan, help me out here.

Constantly edit unfunny comments into the end of posts?

^ things that are good thread

Things that are also good: YOUR MOM

database error when trying to check PMs.

Can't even get to my inbox.

You're on thin ice.

^ should've known.

TTS:

Worst stiff neck evar.

Last night, I hit on a girl who looks a lot like Anne Hathaway, only to find out she's a lesbian.
Her literal cock-blocking girlfriend was definitely butchy, old and weathered -- not nearly as attractive.
What a fucking waste.

TTS:

Worst stiff neck evar.

Today is my worst ever. Must of slept all fucked up.

I have pinched nerve in neck. On flexeril, neurontin, ibuprofen and it's still hell.

Like having severe and constant sciatica down my right arm.

Also physical therapy 2-3 times a week at $25 a pop co-pay.

Ugh. Other than back pain, neck pain is the worst. You don't think about how much you use your neck mobility until you don't have it.

1865,1866 That sux. I just slept wrong on mine.

I do know nerve pain though, cuz I had to have back surgery. Such a relief when they finally pull out what feels like a knife tip on your sciatica.

good luck

1867...spot on.

DOG SHIT ON SHOE

DOG SHIT ON LIFE!

Having the "new posts' option take you directly to an error. Sirsuxalot.

2+ months with this pinched nerve bullshit. A couple of fingers and the back of my hand still numb. Sleeping like hell on account of my neck.

This blows, you guys.

^ GET A FUCKIN MRI. Thats to long to have that bullshit.

Pat Sajak is a dick!

http://gawker.com/5970566/pronunciation-nazi-pat-sajak-steals-thousands-of-dollars-from-wheel-of-fortune-contestant-over-dropped-g

Trying to reply in rasslin thread, but iPhone keeps crashing on that page.

Not eatting ice cream with chocolate sucks reallybad.

Wanting to stay home and safe but feeling your home isn't the best place to be.

Wanting to stay home and safe but feeling your home isn't the best place to be.
You need a hug.

I do.

And a beer.

Clogged ears suck. I've tried errything.

Time wasted dealing with dumbasses when selling shit on Craigslist.

I bet I have about a 50% no-show rate when people make arrangements to come look at something.

Haggling with the cable company when your existing "promotional offer" expires.

Why are you selling your Danzig stuff?

Why are you selling your Danzig stuff?

Not. I've only sold like 3 things on CL, and it's all been big, bulky items.

Who are these people that waste time (theirs and mine) with seemingly zero intention of showing up?

I want to hurt them.

This lady (I think?) today was so irritating, if she had actually shown up I was considering giving her the stink palm with my norovirus-infested handshake.

YouTube comments. Glad I have a user script that hides that shit.

TTS

Water in the basement.

This week.

YouTube comments. Glad I have a user script that hides that shit.

I'm partial to YousableTubeFix.

being butt-dialed at 4am sucks

Had to break down and turn central air on again.

Furnace was running like 4-5 days ago.

Winter goes directly to summer these days.

Had to break down and turn central air on again.

Furnace was running like 4-5 days ago.

Winter goes directly to summer these days.

Al Gore'esque

'esque'??? LOL I have no idea.

But I came to the TTS thread to post 'my' Tigers as of late.

Starting pitching, really. Also that fat fuck we have "closing" games.

I love Miggy, but he hasn't gotten it done lately either. I think last night and twice today he had chances with guys on 3rd, iirc. Can't do it every time though.

When you consider the starts they've gotten off in the past couple seasons, I'm happy with 20-15, you guys.

^ Things that suck: my grammer. My spelling to.

speaking at funerals sucks

Finding a $250 charge to your bank account that you definitely did not initiate

Moving. I would normally not like being at work on a Monday, but it's nice to be off my feet.

Where'd you move to?

Just a few blocks away. Still a pain in the asshole.

One of my favorite movies, but Malkovich's Russian accent in Rounders is hilariously bad.

One of my favorite movies, but Malkovich's French accent in Johnny English is hilariously bad.

Thunderstorms that wake up/scare my kids.

#fml

getting interrupted by a visitor during sex

One of my key people just gave 2 weeks notice. HATE interviewing/training new people.

Isn't Zbeau looking for a job and moving to the Grand Rapids area??

Uh oh.

I think I have somebody already, I think I'll delete that post.

Hey, so, Glan, I'm not really happy with my current situaish and I'm in need of something more stable.

I'm sure you'd be great, but I don't like to mix business and not-business. You seem sorta "not-business" (but in a totally cool way.)

Being a manic depressive, you guys. Not that I know from experience or anything.

Andy Dirks.

Keith Olberman premieres.

He thought he was so fuckin smart that he could fix the world. So he left sports for politics. He had his ass handed to him and now he should come crawling back, but like a man with no conscience, he comes back with no shame.

Dude should be laughed at for the rest of his life...no matter what comes out of his mouth. He shouldn't be listened to. But leave it to ESPN...

sciatica

^OMG

\close thread

^OMG

\close thread

Seriously, dude? Come on. Can we please watch the language?

Walking doesn't bug me so much today.

lol

Sciatica is a bitch though. Surgery fixed it. drugs did not.

rolling your ankle

MY FUCKIN ELBOW HURTS.

Too bad, can't stop lifting.

MY FUCKIN ELBOW HURTS.

Too bad, can't stop lifting.

So you do even lift, bro.

Gla in 3, 2, 1...

Tahoe Swole.

I need a phuquin hare kut.

-Sucky things.

Listeners block.

Peeps who start up a convo with you but won't say anything to keep the convo interesting. I'm usually a quiet, reserved person and I always feel like I'm putting all the work in. Man, fuck peeps.

Did that make sense? Currently suffering from tiredness.

Peeps who start up a convo with you but won't say anything to keep the convo interesting. I'm usually a quiet, reserved person and I always feel like I'm putting all the work in. Man, fuck peeps.I'm with you brother. Drives me insane.

Also, it's not that I don't like to talk....I just don't like talking to stupid fucking people.

On another note, thinking about Facebook unfriending this chick who constantly posts about what she and boyfriend are up to. Holy shit, you're in a relationship! Good for you.

TTS: Facebook.

On another note, thinking about Facebook unfriending this chick who constantly posts about what she and boyfriend are up to. Holy shit, you're in a relationship! Good for you.

TTS: Facebook.
Wait, is it Susan? I'm friends with her too! Small world!

Havin' a real bad toothache, you guys. Wanna die.

I'm pleased to report that the toothache is now pretty much gone.

bad news: now that I'm up I'm probably not going to be able to go back to sleep.

Getting a cold. Throat is real sore.

I'm pleased to report that the toothache is now pretty much gone.

bad news: now that I'm up I'm probably not going to be able to go back to sleep.
What happened in those 7 minutes to make it go away?

What happened in those 7 minutes to make it go away?

[smilie=master_emot:

I'm pleased to report that the toothache is now pretty much gone.

bad news: now that I'm up I'm probably not going to be able to go back to sleep.

Came back not long after I posted that. Things are "good" now. Worst pain I've ever felt in my life, you guys.

At my age, I'm not into pain. So I self medicate whenever possible. Its like this one bish telling me I should put that shit on...forgot what its called...Sun screen. Fuck you. I mean I've heard of that shit, but who knows if maybe that shit causes fuckin some shit thats just as bad or something.

Let her put the sun screen on your body if she wants to.
That can make it not suck.

- religious funerals, like tongues and snake charming-type stuff. Prob going to end up walking out of this steamed.

- religious funerals, like tongues and snake charming-type stuff. Prob going to end up walking out of this steamed.

This nation was founded on Christian principles, SO SUCK IT UP!

I can't get to sleep till 1:30ish at the earliest since I quit drinking. Fuckin bullshit. So I'm not getting up till 10. lol @ me. Oh well. My gf doesn't give a shit. I tell peeps on jobs that I have going, that I have to take a friend to Kaiser every morning so no one looks for me till 10. Fuck em anyway. I'm really close to being retired from Contracting. Construction contracting. Fuck everybody. I'm sleeping til I want to get up. Can't wait to be completely refuckintired.

Also, my head is kinda fuckin plugged. Its this one fuckin thing I'm takin, tends to do that.

My posting today.

^ Never.

Waiting 2 fuckin days to watch football again. Don't even care if its a shitty matchup.

Not a lot of things are sucking right now. Good news.

^ Amen.

Happy to be alive, bro.

^

#blessed

All these fuckin ESPN stories on BoSux celebrashes. WHO GIVES A FUCK OUTSIDE OF BOSTON YOU FUCKIN DIPSHITZ!

I don't want to hear Big Popi or Big Papi at a fuckin parade fuckin thing.

my sciatica's acting up

my 5k run time this weekend -- stepped on a rock and rolled my ankle. It's better now, but it wasn't better in time enough to run fast.

http://www.ibtimes.com/new-mexico-anal-probe-david-eckert-files-lawsuit-after-undergoing-x-rays-enemas-colonoscopy-during
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/11/06/second-anal-probe-lawsuit-filed-against-nm-police

TTS

Me @ wrapping presents, LOL!!

You can't wrap Jesus's love, dude.

No MNF, Thursday football, NCAA football, hockey teams has no goalie, ur basketball team sucks, not drinking, all there is to look forward to a is a steak and bj and NFL playoffs on the weekend.

No MNF, Thursday football, NCAA football, hockey teams has no goalie, ur basketball team sucks, not drinking, all there is to look forward to a is a steak and bj and NFL playoffs on the weekend.

My Blazers do NOT suck.

People suck.

sobriety is sucking right now.

Seems like every time I go to MLive, the front page has some teacher or janitor being arrested for having sex with someone underage. WTF? I don't go to local papers here in Sac, so it might be the same, but damn, a lil disturbing.

Whats worse...Chris Paul State Farm comershes or Aaron Rodgers State Farm comershes? Equalling in sucktitude?

I see the Rodgers ones more. They "win."

Dominos

Both of those comershes are just bad though, imo. I mean turn my head away from the tv bad.

This one sucks way more than any of those though:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idzDUmCMw8w

RAGE

Thats pretty bad.

TTS...not being able to sleep cuz you aren't a quarter way through a handle of vodka.

Yep. Woke up at 5 am and fuck that. I guess a pot of coffee will have to do

Still miles better than being hungover, hungry and thirsty as hell, and half stupid.

Yep. Woke up at 5 am and fuck that. I guess a pot of coffee will have to do

Still miles better than being hungover, hungry and thirsty as hell, and half stupid.
Quit picking on Tahoe.

3 fuckin trips to the airport today. WTF? Took a gf this am. My buddy as his mom midday and about to take friends brother to the airport. Glad to help but this shit is kinda weird.

Didn't really happen, though, so no worries.

d2

3 fuckin trips to the airport today. WTF? Took a gf this am. My buddy as his mom midday and about to take friends brother to the airport. Glad to help but this shit is kinda weird.

You should have taken them all in the morning and made them wait.

Why didn't I think of that. It would've worked for the first 2.

Acid reflux. Man.

This weather. I can't take this shit.

Working 12 hours on a Sunday.

Is it overtime

So depressing looking out the window and seeing everything blanketed by snow.

I was at Costco and their Spring stuff was out. Just a sick joke on us.

Can't find a single pair of shoes that fit me. They are all either too narrow or flop up and down at the heel. The only shoes I own that fit are a 6+ year old pair of Jordans that look like literal garbage.

Just got a real nice pair of Doc Martens for work for like $60 with free shipping.

So comfortable.

Great deals on their site.

So it sucks being old enough to wear Doc Martens to work?

Just trying to help a fellow poster out.

Something you could do by fixing the search function, new posts and the sportsbook.

I have a pair of Doc's.


But back to TTS...got home all fuckin drunk and shit and there was a huge bag of Peanut M&Ms. What sucks about that is that I ate them with a half gallon of milk and at about 3AM, I'm going to wake up and my heart will be beating out of my chest.

my knees

But I've had a good day today, so fuck it. NO REGRETS

I have a pair of Doc's.


But back to TTS...got home all fuckin drunk and shit and there was a huge bag of Peanut M&Ms. What sucks about that is that I ate them with a half gallon of milk and at about 3AM, I'm going to wake up and my heart will be beating out of my chest.
Didn't this happen like 2 years ago to you too? Maybe you should stop leaving M&Ms around.

lol'd

Lol.

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?4035-The-quot-Post-here-when-you-are-drunk-quot-thread-returns-%28aka-quot-HERE-IT-IS-DRRAY11!!-quot-%29&p=421052&viewfull=1#post421052

LOL.. That's what fuckin happens to me. I eat chocolate after drinking my ass off and then my heart fuckin beats like a motha fucka.

Not a fuckin lie. Deal with it.

Websites that autoplay videos and have no option to disable this behavior. Far too common.

Websites that autoplay videos and have no option to disable this behavior. Far too common.

You were on ESPN weren't you?

I think you can shut off auto-play on ESPN, but as soon as you click a story that has a video to it, it seems the next time you come back, AP is on again or some shit like that.

Websites that autoplay videos and have no option to disable this behavior. Far too common.
Yes, extremely the suck. Detnews is a real bad one, don't they realize people are trying to read this stuff at work?

You can get adblockplus as a plugin for Firefox (and I think chrome...) and then manually block them if you need to. The videos will still play at first but then there's a little flag that pops up and you can click 'block' and it will block vids from that site from then on.

NoScript for Firefox blocks that suck