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WTFchris
01-10-2008, 04:05 PM
I don't understand the big deal anyway. They do separate graduations for the specific colleges at Crisler anyway. So all this effects is a bunch of people listening to a speach and shit. Seems to me like they can just limit the tickets to family members and let the whole family go to the individual ones.

DrRay11
01-10-2008, 04:26 PM
Drew Barrymore. I seriously can't stand her, I don't know what it is, besides the fact that she sort of looks like a pig and is totally unattractive to me. I hate watching anything she is involved in, and the new cover girl commercial totally pisses me off.

OK I'm done.

Timone
01-10-2008, 04:29 PM
She's one of the three or four women that make me sick if I look at them.

WTFchris
01-10-2008, 04:42 PM
I think she's one of those people who looked cute earlier on in her career (and I'm not talking ET early either), but got worse going on. Renee Zellwigger (sp?) is one of those. She looked decent in Jerry Maguire, but she makes my stomache hurt to look at her now.

Timone
01-10-2008, 04:44 PM
Cameron Diaz is one of those chicks too.

She WAS hot to me at one point though, when she was in The Mask.

But that was a while ago.

D's Nuts
01-10-2008, 04:53 PM
Cameron Diaz is one of those chicks too.

She WAS hot to me at one point though, when she was in The Mask.

But that was a while ago.

Yeah thats when she gave the appearance of having tits. Now shes as flat as a 5 year old boy.

MoTown
01-10-2008, 06:20 PM
I'm digging the Drew Barrymore hate. I remember they names her "Most Beautiful Person of the Year" last year or something, and I flipped out. Not that I would ever believe what a magazine writes, but that just loses all credibility right there.

I think Carrottop was voted best looking dude. Or at least should have been.

DrRay11
01-10-2008, 08:08 PM
Yes, focus your hate on Barrymore. No more talk of Cameron Diaz.

Glenn
01-10-2008, 08:34 PM
I'm digging the Drew Barrymore hate. I remember they names her "Most Beautiful Person of the Year" last year or something, and I flipped out. Not that I would ever believe what a magazine writes, but that just loses all credibility right there.

I think Carrottop was voted best looking dude. Or at least should have been.

Would Smithsonian or Harper's have made the same mistake?

I think not.

Zip Goshboots
01-10-2008, 08:46 PM
Juliette (or Julianne) Moore. Total skank. Skank City. Stinky Puss City. Yuck.

I could be way wrong on the name, so it's this whore (though I'm not judging her as a whore, just a chick that should be swinging from a brass pole in Eel's Fetch, Wyoming instead of making movies)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/249119~Juliette-Lewis-Posters.jpg

Timone
01-10-2008, 08:50 PM
Eww.


Also, Joan Rivers' daughter. Yuck.

Zip Goshboots
01-10-2008, 08:52 PM
Here's something that sucks: The product of a drunken fuck session between Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

http://www.frogsoda.com/images/bed_wed_dead/rumor_willis.jpg

Timone
01-10-2008, 08:53 PM
All of this should be in a thread of its own.

Bitches who make you sick when you look at them.

Zip Goshboots
01-10-2008, 08:54 PM
All of this should be in a thread of its own.

Bitches who make you sick when you look at them.

Damn, you're Good

Tahoe
01-10-2008, 08:54 PM
"Skanky Hoe" thread?

Zip, re:260 if its that bad, stop going down on her after everyone else has had her.

Timone
01-10-2008, 08:56 PM
Damn, you're Good

Thanks Zip.


bukdow's wife...not as good looking when you blow her up.

Ha ha ha

Tahoe
01-11-2008, 10:08 PM
My brother just emailed me and said he bet on Seattle and the Giants. So now Green Bay and Dallas are sure to win.

Tahoe
01-11-2008, 10:09 PM
I should prolly work tommorow and Sunday, then I could take Monday off and there is nothing on.

Zip Goshboots
01-11-2008, 10:37 PM
I should prolly work tommorow and Sunday, then I could take Monday off and there is nothing on.

What is this thing, "work"? I think I must watch someone do it sometime. To see if it is something I might try someday.

Timone
01-11-2008, 10:37 PM
Zip, don't be silly. You work at getting us all up to date on Michigan's recruiting.

D's Nuts
02-01-2008, 12:21 AM
Burning your mouth on pizza rolls.

WTFchris
02-01-2008, 12:16 PM
Eating pizza rolls.

I used to love those things, but now they are just blah. I'd rather just get the pizza itself (doesn't really cost much more and actually fills you up).

Those things are filled with lava though. It reminds me of the hot pocket skit.

Timone
02-01-2008, 12:50 PM
They ain't as good as hot pockets, that's for sure.

Tahoe
02-01-2008, 12:50 PM
Prolly the last 5 times I've passed by ESPN they've were running some piece about how great of person Tom Brady is, how sexy he is, rich he is, humble he is, great of a QB he is...you get it.

WTFchris
02-01-2008, 01:24 PM
Are you saying he's a hot pocket?

DrRay11
02-01-2008, 01:34 PM
That's what I'm gathering.

Timone
02-01-2008, 01:37 PM
I think he's more of a fruitcake.

Zekyl
02-01-2008, 06:34 PM
From what I hear, Brady has a lava hot exterior with an icy-cold center.


Or was that a hot pocket...

Zip Goshboots
02-03-2008, 12:58 PM
That uncomfortable half hour when you have to decide between finally going and making yourself barf or just sit there and wait until you explode after eating sushi, drinking five beers, and topping it off with Oreos, Nutter Butters, and a big glass of milk.
Seriously, my stomach used to be able to handle that kind of shit easily.

Tahoe
02-03-2008, 11:21 PM
When you're just ready to go to bed and you realize your sheets are still in the washer.

Zekyl
02-04-2008, 09:26 AM
When you show up to work at 8:30 and your boss doesn't get in until 9:30 but you can't get anything accomplished until he gets there. Now I have to stay an extra hour to get all my work done.

Uncle Mxy
02-04-2008, 08:50 PM
When you're just ready to go to bed and you realize your sheets are still in the washer.
That's what a couch is for.

Timone
02-04-2008, 08:54 PM
When you show up to work at 8:30 and your boss doesn't get in until 9:30 but you can't get anything accomplished until he gets there. Now I have to stay an extra hour to get all my work done.

What do you do?

Zekyl
02-04-2008, 10:23 PM
multimedia assistant at the UT college of law. Right now I'm working on designing the new mock court room.

Tahoe
02-06-2008, 01:20 AM
Bill Hemmer or whatever the fuck his name is.

DennyMcLain
02-06-2008, 02:06 AM
Eli Manning, "Super 'Tard"

http://www.gatorcountry.org/wearetheboys/images/eli_drunk.jpg

MoTown
02-06-2008, 08:47 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen. You're Superbowl MVP.

Big Swami
02-06-2008, 10:56 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen. You're Superbowl MVP.
We are? That's fucking awesome! lol i think u meant "your"

RegicideGreg
02-06-2008, 11:40 AM
Having bad grammer and getting called out on it.

Big Swami
02-06-2008, 03:48 PM
Having bad spelling "grammar" and being called out on that.

RegicideGreg
02-06-2008, 04:16 PM
haha touché. but I don't need to be called out. I should be a known fact.

Big Swami
02-06-2008, 06:16 PM
Sorry man, it's a condition I have to live with.

Tahoe
02-06-2008, 09:35 PM
Going from the flu to a head cold.

DennyMcLain
02-06-2008, 09:46 PM
This...

http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/WORLD/europe/02/06/germany.babysaved/t1home.baby.afp.gi.jpg

Go to CNN.com... it's fucking real.

Timone
02-06-2008, 09:50 PM
It says the kid was dropped to a police man.

DennyMcLain
02-06-2008, 10:00 PM
It says the kid was dropped to a police man.

Yes, but what if the cop was a carny... with small hands.

Those Deutchlanders roll like that, y'know.

Timone
02-06-2008, 10:01 PM
Damnit, didn't think of it like that.

Poor kid. :(

Zekyl
02-06-2008, 10:24 PM
Yes, but what if the cop was a carny... with small hands.

Those Deutchlanders roll like that, y'know.
Did he smell like cabbage?

Zekyl
02-08-2008, 02:19 AM
People who use snowblowers. That's why there are children. Put them to work.

Timone
02-08-2008, 02:24 AM
People who use snowblowers. That's why there are children. Put them to work.

When I was younger I always wanted to shovel the snow.

It was fun to me, because I stayed in my room all day.

Unibomber
02-08-2008, 05:43 AM
Ohio State University.

Timone
02-08-2008, 06:00 AM
can't sleep

MoTown
02-08-2008, 09:24 AM
can't sleep

Me neither. Food poisoning.

I think it was Zekyl.

Timone
02-08-2008, 09:29 AM
Now I'm going to stay up. Damn paranoia.

Tahoe
02-08-2008, 10:00 AM
if you're having trouble sleeping, put on the NASA channel.

I couldn't sleep so I watched the robotic arm with a camera on the end take pictures of the ENTIRE underneath of the Space shuttle looking for damaged tiles.

No commercials, little or no narrative, just this arm moving slowing around the shuttle. Its a great sleeping aid.

Zekyl
02-08-2008, 10:42 AM
Me neither. Food poisoning.

I think it was Zekyl.
Say I'm from Cleveland again, see what happens next.

WTFchris
02-08-2008, 10:54 AM
can't sleep

I wonder if that guy selling sports cards in the middle of the night is still on. D'snuts knows who I am talking about. This guy would talk like wrestlers yelling into the camera trying to sell cards. I almost died laughing the first time I saw this guy.

Timone
02-08-2008, 10:56 AM
Don West.

THERE'S A GRIFFEY ROOKIE!!

Timone
02-08-2008, 10:57 AM
IL0gT1WEDLM

WTFchris
02-08-2008, 11:00 AM
You're my hero Mailman. WE'VE GOT SAMMY SOSA ROOKIE CARDS!!!

Timone
02-08-2008, 11:00 AM
TWO MICHAEL JORDAN COLLEGE ROOKIES!!!

Timone
02-08-2008, 07:04 PM
Looking like a heroin addict.

Tahoe
02-13-2008, 01:08 PM
Knowing you should go to work, but watching TV instead.

D's Nuts
02-13-2008, 01:36 PM
Going to the dentist, getting half your face numb, and then getting raped on the way out because insurance only covers 2/3s of the total bill. They should have numbed my asshole in addition to my face.

Timone
02-14-2008, 03:02 PM
Nickelback.

Tahoe
02-14-2008, 03:04 PM
I like NB a lil bit, but I'm old.

Big Swami
02-14-2008, 03:56 PM
I think music definitely can lead to violence. For instance, when I hear Nickelback, I want to kill Nickelback.

Timone
02-14-2008, 03:57 PM
Creed makes me want to kill everybody.

Big Swami
02-14-2008, 03:59 PM
Please tell me how you feel about Linkin Park. WAAAAH MY DAD WON'T LET ME DRIVE HIS RANGE ROVER TO THE PROM AND I'M ABOUT TO BRAEK

Timone
02-14-2008, 04:01 PM
That deuce I drop every time I eat some nasty Taco Bell thinks Linkin Park is shitty.

Your thoughts on KoRn?

MoTown
02-14-2008, 04:05 PM
I actually like LP. And I hate emo people. But for some reason LP gets me rocking.

Maybe it's because I don't really listen to their lyrics. Nor do I walk around saying "Linkin Park is the only one who understands me! Linkin Park is like they took the lyrics right out of my thoughts!"

Conclusion: emo kids are funny.

Timone
02-14-2008, 04:07 PM
You're MoTown, man. No one judges you by what bands you like, they judge you by the fact you're fucking MoTown, aka ThE gOd.

MoTown
02-14-2008, 04:17 PM
Mailman = Poster of the Year.

WTFchris
02-14-2008, 05:02 PM
Are you guys done with the circle jerk yet? I know it's valentine's day and all, but come on.

J/K

Tahoe
02-14-2008, 05:03 PM
^lol

Timone
02-14-2008, 05:07 PM
J/K

So you're in too?

MoTown
02-14-2008, 05:16 PM
Chris obviously needs a valentine.

Zekyl
02-14-2008, 06:04 PM
Conclusion: emo kids are stupid.
Fixed.

Tahoe
02-14-2008, 06:07 PM
This fucking wind out here can suck a big fat elephant cock. Fuckin shit blowing everyfuckinwhere.

Timone
02-14-2008, 06:09 PM
Conclusion: emo kids are gay.

Fixed.

Vinny
02-14-2008, 06:09 PM
The scroll wheel on my mouse isn't working right. Never thought it would be so godamned annoying.

Tahoe
02-14-2008, 06:11 PM
Twist your mouse's balls off and then clean them.

Zekyl
02-14-2008, 06:15 PM
Fixed.
:cogent:

WTFchris
02-14-2008, 06:18 PM
Chris obviously needs a valentine.

So you're going to two time on the Mailman? Do be shocked if you get an elbow upside your head from him.

Timone
02-14-2008, 06:19 PM
lol

Chris, there is nothing going on between us. Only my girlfriend is allowed to cheat.

BUT! I do like to use my elbow for no good reason.

Cross
02-15-2008, 04:22 PM
Breaking up with youre girlfriend and regretting it like fuck.

i feellike jumping off from 10th floor of my apartment.

MoTown
02-15-2008, 04:24 PM
Don't do it Cross. We've already lost Uxka. We can't lose you too.

Timone
02-15-2008, 04:24 PM
You broke up with your gf on Valentine's Day?ass

Tahoe
02-19-2008, 11:48 PM
Paint sprayer breaking...

Zekyl
02-21-2008, 09:17 AM
Missing class because your truck won't start.

Timone
02-21-2008, 01:01 PM
Could you fit the racist stereotype any more?

Zekyl
02-21-2008, 03:22 PM
My truck isn't the "racist" gigantic truck that's killing the ecosystem. Its a little 1981 Volkswagen Rabbit Pickup that runs on biodiesel.

Timone
02-21-2008, 03:29 PM
Mhm. Sure.

http://www.cs.toronto.edu/~tomhart/images/redneck.jpg

Zekyl
02-21-2008, 03:34 PM
http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2007/05/Rabbitamino_LH.jpg
More like this, but in MUCH worse shape.

Timone
02-21-2008, 03:36 PM
You don't drive that around Cleveland do you?

Zekyl
02-21-2008, 03:42 PM
No sir, that truck has never been to Cleveland.

Timone
02-21-2008, 03:44 PM
Yet you live there.

Just caught you in a lie.

Zekyl
02-21-2008, 03:48 PM
I give up

Big Swami
02-21-2008, 04:33 PM
I don't know man, I don't think you can get a more racist car than a Volkswagen. LOL

Timone
02-21-2008, 04:37 PM
So you got two guys on this board, one highly respected and the other being me, who KNOW you're a racist, Zekyl.

Vinny
02-21-2008, 04:47 PM
Ze-KYL........KYL-eveland.......KYL-u KYL-ux KYL-an......


Seriously man, did you think we were stupid? Did you think we wouldn't catch on?

WTFchris
02-21-2008, 04:51 PM
Trading Brezec for Dixon.

Timone
02-21-2008, 04:52 PM
Ze-KYL........KYL-eveland.......KYL-u KYL-ux KYL-an......


Seriously man, did you think we were stupid? Did you think we wouldn't catch on?

From a PM conversation I had with Zekyl on 12/30:


Originally Posted by Zekyl
Hispanic, meaning she'll be good at cleaning. White, meaning she stands a chance in modern society.


Obviously there is some sort of vendetta against Hispanics. He also made a post about Mexican women that he later edited when I called him out on it.

Something must be done.

Tahoe
02-22-2008, 01:03 AM
This Zek thing is seriously depressing me....I didn't know he was like that.

Timone
02-22-2008, 01:10 AM
Same here. He was one of my favorites. Why couldn't it have been Ledezma?

Tahoe
02-25-2008, 11:12 PM
Working 16 straight fucking days in a fucking row fucking

MoTown
02-25-2008, 11:26 PM
Wait... you were fucking for 16 straight days?

Tahoe
02-25-2008, 11:27 PM
fucking I wish fucking

Zekyl
02-26-2008, 12:17 AM
I'd be extremely impressed. You'd think after you hit the two week mark you'd want a night off or something.

Timone
02-26-2008, 02:37 AM
When women pull their "do you think I'm pretty?" bullshit.

I have a couple girl friends (as in friends that are girls, not girlfriends in that I fuck her in the ass way) who ask me and it pisses me off.

MoTown
02-26-2008, 09:19 AM
Just be like me and say "no."

Am I joking? Am I serious? They don't know, and they won't ask again.

Zekyl
02-26-2008, 12:03 PM
I've used that MoTown. If they're good enough friends they laugh awkwardly but don't get mad. If they're not, they get mad and I laugh my ass off.

Tahoe
02-27-2008, 07:40 PM
Not wiping properly just before you go on a day long hike, or just not wiping properly.

Big Swami
02-27-2008, 08:25 PM
Having friends who don't wipe properly and I have to pretend I don't notice.

Tahoe
02-27-2008, 08:30 PM
So you're acting like you've never done it, but you knew what I was talking about, DIDNT YOU!

Come clean Swami

Zekyl
02-28-2008, 08:53 AM
Taking an exam worth 25% of your final grade without even owning the book.

Timone
02-28-2008, 08:58 AM
Downloaded a song, listened to it before I put it on my ipod, and then the fucking thing won't even play on it.

Timone
02-29-2008, 08:23 AM
Cold sores.

Glenn
02-29-2008, 08:54 AM
http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11713

Timone
02-29-2008, 08:56 AM
Yeah and because of SOME people in that thread Cleveland's going to beat out Orlando for the 3 seed and beat us in the 2nd round.

Big Swami
02-29-2008, 09:48 AM
http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11713
aaaahahahahaha, the thread got closed

laffo

Timone
02-29-2008, 09:49 AM
I asked MoTown via PM to close it.

Big Swami
02-29-2008, 03:05 PM
Aw man we was just havin' fun with yeh

D's Nuts
02-29-2008, 08:28 PM
The Love Guru

Timone
03-02-2008, 09:37 AM
Starting to come down with the flu I think.

Timone
03-05-2008, 10:04 AM
Waking up constipated and aching all over.

Wizzle
03-06-2008, 09:11 AM
I found this in my garage last night
http://www.hiltonpond.org/images/OpossumVirginia01.jpg

If my wife had video-taped the next 45 minutes, we would have had a pretty good shot on America's Funniest Videos. I didn't do well. It's gone, but I didn't do well.

Tahoe
03-14-2008, 03:17 PM
Discussing/arguing with the boy which college he should attend.

btw..possums are mean lil bastards.

Big Swami
03-14-2008, 03:28 PM
I have a 90 lb dog so I've never seen a conscious possum.

D's Nuts
03-15-2008, 04:12 PM
Big Ten Officiating.

Ed Hightower.

Bo Ryan

Wisconsin

Glenn
03-16-2008, 02:05 AM
Having sick kids.

Wilfredo Ledezma
03-16-2008, 09:04 AM
Having sick kids.



http://www.information-condom-source.com/Images/Trojan-Condoms.gif

Glenn
03-16-2008, 09:07 AM
Clarification:

It doesn't suck that I have the kids, it sucks that they get sick sometimes.

Wilfredo Ledezma
03-16-2008, 07:30 PM
Clarification:

It doesn't suck that I have the kids, it sucks that they get sick sometimes.

http://www.totallyfreestuff.com/pics/7330.gif

+


http://www.appletreeblog.com/wp-content/2007/10/sick-child.jpg

=


http://www.cbc.ca/sports/indepth/gfx/tjford_392.jpg

Tahoe
03-16-2008, 08:25 PM
Being sick sucks, but I'd still rather be sick than have the boy be sick...or especially when he was younger.

Glenn
03-16-2008, 08:45 PM
So if I give my kids chewable vitamins, they will turn into TJ Ford?

Tahoe
03-16-2008, 08:47 PM
being hungry and waiting for my order

Big Swami
03-16-2008, 11:05 PM
So if I give my kids chewable vitamins, they will turn into TJ Ford?
Yes, exactly. What are you waiting for?

Wilfredo Ledezma
03-16-2008, 11:08 PM
So if I give my kids chewable vitamins, they will turn into TJ Ford?


Ehh...maybe I should've put Calderon's picture up there instead.

http://assets.espn.go.com/media/nba/2004/0225/photo/a_ford_i.jpg

http://network.staging.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/postedsports/1212ford475.jpg

nobody wants to be TJ Ford

Glenn
03-17-2008, 10:48 AM
cheap, commercial-grade, toilet paper

Timone
03-17-2008, 02:38 PM
Being forced to see a therapist.

DennyMcLain
03-17-2008, 02:40 PM
Being forced to see a therapist.

I have to go to tomorrow.

The Rapist?

Why would someone force you to get raped?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/6/6f/Celebrity_Jeopardy_-_Jap_Anus_Relations.png

Glenn
03-17-2008, 02:42 PM
The fact that "Hey there, Delilah" even exists.

Hearing it just once makes me want to choke a bitch.

Today I tried imagining how I would feel if I was forced to listen to that song repeatedly, maybe 3 or 5 times.

It might be worse than waterboarding.

Timone
03-17-2008, 02:42 PM
Because everyone hates me and I feel like they're conspiring to have me raped.

Feels like I'm in prison again.

Glenn
03-17-2008, 02:43 PM
Being forced to see a therapist.

Consider us your collective therapist.

Start a thread where we all pitch in and help you.

Timone
03-17-2008, 02:45 PM
ISJSMWTAIS

Glenn
03-17-2008, 03:01 PM
ISJSMWTAIS

And that looks like a thread killa

Timone
03-17-2008, 03:02 PM
Bands that I hate and think suck:

Aerosmith
Def Leppard
Bon Jovi
Poison
Every other hair metal band

WTFchris
03-17-2008, 03:07 PM
The Rapist?

Why would someone force you to get raped?



Aren't all rapes forced?

DennyMcLain
03-17-2008, 04:15 PM
Aren't all rapes forced?
No. Ohio voted for Bush in '04. They ALLOWED themselves to get raped.

And Bukdow, whenever he posts.

Wilfredo Ledezma
03-17-2008, 04:35 PM
Soulja Boy sucks. That high school fag made a cash cow on a stupid "pump up" song that has 3 lines in it...

Fuck him. He's 2 years younger than me and set for life. Douche bag, take off those glasses...

http://blogs.sohh.com/atlanta/13257-soulja3_redbox.jpg

Timone
03-17-2008, 04:37 PM
Good post, Wil. I agree too, even though I don't listen to that shit. What a fruit that kid is. Seriously, what a fag. I bet he gets gangbanged by his entourage and LOVES it.

RENAME this thread to "things and people that suck..." please.

DrRay11
03-17-2008, 04:46 PM
If you could get rich like that, wouldn't you?

Just saying, underneath the idiocy may be a smart kid.

Also, things that suck: Todd Jones

DrRay11
03-17-2008, 04:49 PM
Way OT and random, but I'm watching Discovery Channel and I'm real excited for the new dinosaur special this Sunday.

Let's bring those fuckers back! One day, I shall ride a velociraptor and rule the world.

Timone
03-17-2008, 04:50 PM
There's going to be a new special? Tight. Is it the same special that aired a month or so ago? Or is it different?

DrRay11
03-17-2008, 04:57 PM
I am hoping it is new, I'm assuming it is since they keep showing commercials about it. But it may be the same one, I'm not sure.

Big Swami
03-17-2008, 05:08 PM
Way OT and random, but I'm watching Discovery Channel and I'm real excited for the new dinosaur special this Sunday.

Let's bring those fuckers back! One day, I shall ride a velociraptor and rule the world.
Bea Arthur wrestles velociraptors, and I'm not sure it's done her any good.

Zekyl
03-17-2008, 07:18 PM
Soulja Boy sucks. That high school fag made a cash cow on a stupid "pump up" song that has 3 lines in it...

Fuck him. He's 2 years younger than me and set for life. Douche bag, take off those glasses...

http://blogs.sohh.com/atlanta/13257-soulja3_redbox.jpg
You underestimate the amount that fools can spend their money. Look at all the broke people that once had millions and millions of dollars in America.

Timone
03-18-2008, 05:13 PM
mi grammer n spellin send me to the camps zekyl u facsist??

Zekyl
03-18-2008, 05:58 PM
You lost me. I don't know where that goes towards the end.

Timone
03-18-2008, 06:00 PM
coem on u fuckin facist grammer nazi

Zekyl
03-18-2008, 06:01 PM
Ahh, now I see what you're getting at. What was the camps thing about?

Timone
03-18-2008, 06:02 PM
Ledezma moment.

Tahoe
03-18-2008, 09:03 PM
Fucking Bill O'Reilley is complete fucking douche nozzle sometimes. I give the guy credit for not being a pussy and tackling ANY issue and giving his opinion on it, but SHUT THE FUCK UP ONCE IN WHILE!

Zekyl
03-19-2008, 04:04 PM
My POS truck breaking down monthly.

Timone
03-19-2008, 04:06 PM
Fucking Bill O'Reilley is complete fucking douche nozzle sometimes. I give the guy credit for not being a pussy and tackling ANY issue and giving his opinion on it, but SHUT THE FUCK UP ONCE IN WHILE!

I remember that idiot had Richard Dawkins on the show to debate Evolution vs Creationism and then later had Kirk Cameron (that cocksucking piece of shit) on a few shows after that and said he was convinced he had won the debate.

I hope I didn't set it off!

gusman
03-19-2008, 04:39 PM
tyrell prior and I am not sure if that is how you spell it.

Wilfredo Ledezma
03-19-2008, 05:51 PM
You underestimate the amount that fools can spend their money. Look at all the broke people that once had millions and millions of dollars in America.

That first sentence made no sense.

MoTown
03-19-2008, 06:07 PM
Sounds fine to me - not the best wording, but it certainly makes sense.

Would it be better if stated:
You underestimate the amount of money that fools can spend (waste)?

I got yo back, zek

Big Swami
03-19-2008, 06:50 PM
I remember that idiot had Richard Dawkins on the show to debate Evolution vs Creationism and then later had Kirk Cameron (that cocksucking piece of shit) on a few shows after that and said he was convinced he had won the debate.

I hope I didn't set it off!
as your attorney, I cannot advise this.

Zekyl
03-20-2008, 10:17 AM
Thanks Mo, that makes much more sense. Either way, I say the kid is broke in 10 years.

MoTown
03-21-2008, 04:55 PM
That Circuit City commercial that has "I want it all" playing. It annoys the hell out of me. Probably moreso because Dr. Pepper just had a commercial a month ago with the same song playing in the back.

DrRay11
03-21-2008, 04:59 PM
Yeah!

:motown owns:

MoTown
03-21-2008, 05:12 PM
Another one -

That Trojan commercial where all the girls are at the bar talking to pigs. Except for the one dude who goes and gets the trojan, he's a sophisticated man. What's the commercial saying? Unless you carry a condom around expecting to get laid, you're a pig.

WTF?

DrRay11
03-21-2008, 05:46 PM
Good point. Another one(s) --

Nearly every McDonald's commercial makes me want to slap myself on the forehead and proclaim, "Stupid!"

Big Swami
03-21-2008, 08:46 PM
That Circuit City commercial that has "I want it all" playing. It annoys the hell out of me. Probably moreso because Dr. Pepper just had a commercial a month ago with the same song playing in the back.
You just hate Queen. And that's good enough reason for me to declare you my nemesis.

Timone
03-21-2008, 09:07 PM
Queen's better than fucking Aerosmith.

MoTown
03-21-2008, 10:39 PM
You just hate Queen. And that's good enough reason for me to declare you my nemesis.

Fair enough...





But I actually like most Queen...

Uncle Mxy
03-21-2008, 10:56 PM
Freddie being dead sucks.

Big Swami
03-21-2008, 11:13 PM
I have multiple pieces of Freddie Mercury art. Not sure how I got them.

Tahoe
03-30-2008, 05:48 PM
NASCAR....Holy shit I'm looking for something to watch when the game goes to commercial and its friggin terrible. I like to watch a race on a big track once every other year or maybe every 5th year, but this race today sucks budkows balls. Thats how bad it is.

Tahoe
03-31-2008, 04:45 PM
Tigers loss and going back to work.

Timone
03-31-2008, 04:50 PM
NASCAR

UxKa
04-01-2008, 03:54 AM
NASCAR

"Oh my god he's turnin left!! He's turnin left!! Now he's goin straight!! Still straight... still straight... Whoa he's goin left again!! Left again!! Watch your six he's turnin left!!"

Vinny
04-02-2008, 12:15 AM
Burning your finger. Holy shit does this throb. I'm not usually a pussy about this shit either: Sprains, broken fingers, stress fractures, no problem. But this just burns and throbs. I can't take it out from under cool water for more than like a minute.

Doesn't help that it's the middle finger on my right hand (main keyboard/laptop mouse thingie/bird flipping finger...).

Big Swami
04-02-2008, 10:25 AM
People rely on their fingertips to be especially sensitive, so you have lots of nerve endings there. When you burn a fingertip, it feels like the goddamn world is going to end.

Tahoe
04-02-2008, 01:50 PM
Tiger Day games...I mean smack dab in the middle of the day. Really fucks my work up. And it seems like the Tigs have a lot of them.

Vinny
04-02-2008, 02:28 PM
Tiger Day games...I mean smack dab in the middle of the day. Really fucks my work up. And it seems like the Tigs have a lot of them.

They're mainly in April and May, because of the weather. Once summer rolls around, it's back to the nights.

MoTown
04-02-2008, 02:29 PM
I love it - I'm working with the Tigers in HD right next to me.

It would be more fun if they could figure out how to hit the Royals...

Tahoe
04-02-2008, 02:30 PM
If I lived back east, it'd be great. thx Vin

Wizzle
04-02-2008, 03:18 PM
being up with a 2 year old puking machine all night and attempting to function at work the next day

Wilfredo Ledezma
04-02-2008, 04:58 PM
Things That Suck

* Not having seen my truck's gas gauge past 1/2 tank since last summer.

* Not being able to receive AM radio at work and thus being forced to listen to a morning show hosted by Jay Towers each morning on 97.1

* Michigan State athletics.

* And of course, God's trailor park- Cleveland, Ohio.

Zekyl
04-02-2008, 05:09 PM
Why no AM at work?

Glenn
04-02-2008, 05:20 PM
What AM station do you want to listen to that doesn't stream?

Timone
04-04-2008, 07:04 AM
Getting no sleep when you actually got to work for once today...

Glenn
04-04-2008, 08:11 AM
Getting no sleep when you actually got to work for once today...

Whoa, you work?

Details?

Glenn
04-04-2008, 01:35 PM
Getting no sleep when you actually got to work for once today...

SDB worked his ass off from 8 to 1 today.

Timone
04-04-2008, 01:35 PM
Whoa, you work?

Details?

I do now!

Timone
04-04-2008, 01:36 PM
SDB worked his ass off from 8 to 1 today.

Had to leave because I have an ear infection or some shit.

Or else I would've worked until 8 tomorrow.


$$ C.R.E.A.M. $$

MoTown
04-04-2008, 02:24 PM
Dollar dollar bills ya'll.

Timone
04-04-2008, 02:34 PM
:motown owns:everything around me.

Big Swami
04-04-2008, 02:42 PM
M.O.E.A.M.

MoTown
04-04-2008, 02:46 PM
Dollar dollar bills ya'll.

Timone
04-04-2008, 02:47 PM
GET THE MONEY

Timone
04-04-2008, 02:47 PM
GET THE MONEY


Dollar dollar bills ya'll.

Fixed.

Timone
04-07-2008, 11:10 PM
Having talkative friends.

Whenever I stop saying something, they always ask me why I'm not talking.

I don't FEEL like it, just shut the fuck up!

Glenn
04-08-2008, 08:08 AM
Maybe they think you are going emo?

Fool
04-08-2008, 08:56 AM
I can't imagine SDB having nothing to say.

Zekyl
04-08-2008, 08:57 AM
I can't imagine SDB being emo.

Timone
04-08-2008, 03:09 PM
Zekyl, great post.

Most of my friends are females, and you know THEY can't imagine why nobody wants to talk sometimes.

MoTown
04-08-2008, 03:30 PM
I was waiting for that one.

Tahoe
04-08-2008, 04:36 PM
Burning your mouth while eating hot Ichiban.

Tahoe
04-08-2008, 05:12 PM
When these so-called journalists (TV news shows) ask a question that is about 5 minutes long, leaving the guest (who I actually wanted to hear) about 30 seconds.

These douches are so caught up in themselves, its like they have to make sure we know how smart they are on positions.

Go eat a bag of shit

Zekyl
04-08-2008, 05:34 PM
The Tigers.

*Pksshh*

Tahoe
04-09-2008, 10:28 PM
n

Zekyl
04-09-2008, 10:33 PM
N sucks?

Vinny
04-10-2008, 12:55 AM
It's like backwards Sesame Street up in here.

Timone
04-10-2008, 01:02 AM
The Tigers.

Take that back.

Vinny
04-10-2008, 01:03 AM
gone.

Vinny
04-11-2008, 09:14 PM
Ken "The Hawk" Harrelson (http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/www.heavethehawk.com), White Sox announcer. Seriously, there's being a homer, and there's just plain being a clown, and this guy's a clown. Painful to watch.

Tahoe
04-11-2008, 09:19 PM
Heee gone

Can a corn right there.

Luckily I haven't had to hear him this year....yet.

Vinny
04-11-2008, 09:27 PM
Every fucking pitch that's close tonight he goes into his whole "I just don't understand it, DJ. These umpires, they need to call it both ways. It's just not fair. Our guys are working too hard." routine.

Tahoe
04-11-2008, 09:30 PM
An ol DJ sucks right up too...normally anyway.

Vinny
04-11-2008, 10:29 PM
This was my favorite part of that heavethehawk site:


In 1999,“The Hawk” allegedly grew tired of Tom “Wimpy” Paciorek's competent broadcasting and convinced Reinsdorf to send Wimpy packing. Like the firing of Tony La Russa 13 years earlier, Harrelson put his ego before the good of the White Sox organization and its fans. In stepped Darrin Jackson. With zero broadcasting experience, Sox fans were left hoping that his announcing skills would somehow be as polished as his playing-day moustache...


Howdy, Partner
From the outset, Darrin proved ineffective. His glazed expression did not exude confidence but, rather, hinted at a pre-game bong hit or two. The inability to assemble complete and fluid sentences became his trademark as he shuffled uncomfortably through the clumsiness that is a Sox television broadcast. You had to feel for the guy at first...with The Hawk perched to his left and all. But what happened next...well, we just don't like to talk about it around here. To the horror of us all, he began to engage in “Hawk-talk.” First came the cheerleading, (i.e. using “we” in place of the “the Sox.”) Next, he would join Hawk in the infamous homerun call, “you can put it on the board…yeeeeessssss.” And then, he mysteriously developed a Southern accent. [He really did....mindboggling - Vinny]


Words, DJ's personal kryptonite
To this day, the words on a page or teleprompter will flat out kick DJ's ass. Has anyone heard this guy do the lineups before the game? Or try to read copy for an upcoming promotion? How about his feeble attempts at play by play? Jeez. As Sox fans, all we ask for is someone who can take the sting out of a Ken Harrelson broadcast- someone to serve as the hillbilly buffer. Unfortunately, Darrin, you are not "gettin' it done." Reports from Japan talk of a shortage of Lando-staches. So please, get your goldbricking ass out of our baseball community and go back to shagging flies for the Seibu Lions.

Uncle Mxy
04-11-2008, 10:38 PM
A Firefox extension upgrade that roaches your browser, and hasn't been fixed because the fucking Firefox extensions website was reorganized into a steaming pile of shit.

Ahh... technosuckage.

UxKa
04-11-2008, 10:48 PM
For once an anti FF post lol. I've never liked it, still with IE, but never heard a bad FF thing until now.

Naz
04-11-2008, 10:49 PM
People who freak about my truck running because i ending life as we know it...

Vinny
04-11-2008, 11:34 PM
People who freak about my truck running because i ending life as we know it...

Yeah, that does suck.

Uncle Mxy
04-12-2008, 07:27 AM
For once an anti FF post lol. I've never liked it, still with IE, but never heard a bad FF thing until now.
Don't get me wrong... I think Firefox > IE. IE's narrowed the gap somewhat by taking features that Firefox and other browsers have popularized.

Firefox (at least as of version 2) doesn't do a very good job of extension management. If something is wrong with an update (often because an extension author is prepping for the next version of Firefox while trying to keep compatible with the current version), it's a fucking PITA to sort out. There's no way to easily roll back, say, the last week's worth of changes. Firefox needs more temporal sensibilities than it currently has, as do most applications with dynamic Internet updates.

Vinny
04-12-2008, 11:04 AM
For three weeks I've been hoping to go to the Tigers game today. All I said was "I don't care if it's cold, I don't care if it's raining, as long as it's not cold and raining. Wake up to 34 and raining, with an 80% chance of rain/snow all day.

stonecolddano
04-12-2008, 11:32 AM
People who buy something just for the status symbol...knowing they're fake or have no use for it...ie iPhone, an Alienware computer (probably only use it to play solitaire), a small shittin' lapdog for the purpose of putting it in your dufflebag, or in Naz's case, his man-purse, Amy Winehouse CD's...etc...etc...

DennyMcLain
04-12-2008, 11:45 AM
People who buy something just for the status symbol...knowing they're fake or have no use for it...ie iPhone, an Alienware computer (probably only use it to play solitaire), a small shittin' lapdog for the purpose of putting it in your dufflebag, or in Naz's case, his man-purse, Amy Winehouse CD's...etc...etc...

Add:

$500 Loius Vuitton bags that do the same thing as $5 bags... hold stuff.

People who can't pronounce the name on the back of the hockey jersey they wear.

Acajou Mahogany (how dare they.. the rich smell is GONE)

Zekyl
04-13-2008, 11:05 AM
Waking up next to an ex and realizing you drank too much last night.

Vinny
04-13-2008, 01:25 PM
Waking up next to Bukdow and realizing you drank too much last night.

Uncle Mxy
04-13-2008, 02:14 PM
Waking up next to someone where you think you sorta know who they are, but don't know their name.

MoTown
04-13-2008, 04:58 PM
Waking up.

UxKa
04-13-2008, 05:20 PM
Waking up.

Timone
04-14-2008, 09:59 AM
Yankees vs Red Sox.

Also, Glenn acting like he's entitled to knowing all 'bout my buisness n' shit.

UxKa
04-14-2008, 07:22 PM
Putting your cell in the washing machine. Over 1 1/2 years of not even scratching it only to ruin it in one fell swoop. On the bright side it allowed me to upgrade from a RAZR to a RAZR2.

Zekyl
04-15-2008, 08:23 AM
When you read a movie review in the college paper and it just tells you the entire story of the movie. It wasn't a review, it was a fucking summary. I now have zero interest in going to see it.

And then they finish the article by saying "Its an A+ MUST SEE movie". Not anymore you fucking idiot.

Big Swami
04-15-2008, 09:05 AM
When you read the college paper

Zekyl
04-15-2008, 09:09 AM
I had to do something besides paying attention to student presentations in my e-commerce class. They were brutal.

Zekyl
04-15-2008, 09:11 AM
When you can't find the thread you're looking for. Maybe I just have the name wrong, but we had a thread talking about which was better, Macs or PCs, at some point....

Eh, oh well, off to class.

Tahoe
04-21-2008, 08:23 PM
Xboxlive going down when you had a match scheduled.

Timone
04-21-2008, 08:25 PM
^ My friend and I were going to start a best of 7 series in NBA 2K8, because he's been talking mad shit. No, we weren't going to play all the games tonight...I'm not that much of a loser.

Do you know when the servers are going to be back up?
They went down at 5ish, right?

Tahoe
04-21-2008, 08:29 PM
It said for 8 hrs. 2pm out here(yes 5 your time) so I guess we have to wait till manana.

Timone
04-21-2008, 08:31 PM
Fuckin' A.

Tahoe
04-26-2008, 01:23 AM
Steve Young

Timone
04-26-2008, 06:49 PM
Finding out the hot chick you've been banging is 15.

DrRay11
04-26-2008, 06:56 PM
Whoa. Keep it secret, keep it safe.

:gandalf: