They don't suck.

friends that can't stop bitching to you about their ex girlfriends.
I was like that for a year. It sucked and my suckage radiated. Then I fucked a girl I met at a hotel and got better.

I was like that for a year. It sucked and my suckage radiated. Then I fucked one of their ex girlfriends I met at a hotel and my friend got pissed. We stopped talking and that made everything better.

Fixed

I actually kicked a friend out of his own hotel room once for a booty call. That sucked for him.

LMAO - you're obviously not a man to mess with Mxy.

Or your friends are pussies.

If that was my room I'd be telling you "you've got slops".

Just saw an old guy take off his glasses and jam one end of them into his ear to dig out earwax
In public

^I'm still having a hard time shaking that one, it was terrible.

Here's a new one, when people come back at you for not returning an email and they cite that "I know you opened it, because I got a receipt sent to me".

Makes me want to never reply.

Another one. They found the body of that 5 year old girl that was missing.

I hate people.

Just saw an old guy take off his glasses and jam one end of them into his ear to dig out earwax
In public

I'm about to do the same thing.

Here's a new one, when people come back at you for not returning an email and they cite that "I know you opened it, because I got a receipt sent to me".

Makes me want to never reply.

If someone is able to get receipts from my email, and I know they pay attention to it, I just let them sit there unopened. It's really funny to see their reaction if you delete it without reading it.

re the search function:


Works fine for me, but if we ever get around to upgrading the software, I'm sure it will be improved.

I'm assuming vBulletin uses SQL for the search function. If you ever do get around to making any changes, I do a ton of SQL at work so I could lend a hand there if you don't do much of that. In fact, I made 3 search functions today which is why this crossed my mind. Just wanted to put that out there.

Select
From
Where

big whoopi doo

Yeah. It gets more fun when you care about performance. A forum search would need to take that into consideration.

The people bitching about Yahoo!'s lap dancers suck:

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=16570

Spending the day visiting someone at the hospital. Not as bad as actually being the person in the hospital, but at least they get sleep and drugs. All the visitor gets is boredom and shitty cafeteria chicken tenders.

Football on Thanksgiving.

Melatonin works great.
We've had some in the medicine cabinet for ages and I had never tried it. I haven't been sleeping well lately, so I tried some a few nights ago and every night since. That shit works great!

I don't know what sleeping well is.

We've had some in the medicine cabinet for ages and I had never tried it. I haven't been sleeping well lately, so I tried some a few nights ago and every night since. That shit works great!

It doesn't leave you feeling like shit the next day either....

I don't know what sleeping well is.

Can I go to rehab for this or something?

Vinny?

I take 1 Advil PM every work night. Melatonin doesn't do shit for me. Tylenol PM makes me feel like poo the next day. Taking just 1 instead of the recommended 2 Advil PMs is just enough to make me fall asleep, but still feel fine the next day. It won't make me tired if I don't try to go to sleep, but if I lay down I'm lights out.

motta light

Can I go to rehab for this or something?

Vinny?

Well, first you have to get yourself addicted to sleeping pills but yeah, then they'll let you in.

aspect ratios suck

Victim of deadly SUV crash re-injured when SUV plows through wall of her bedroom
http://failuremag.com/index.php/failure_analysis/article/victim_of_deadly_crash_re-injured_when_suv_plows_into_her_bedroom/

Final Destination, IMO.

Taking the kids to a small town xmas parade and having religious zealots get all up in your face trying to shove their "literature" in your hands.

Almost had a dustup on Main St.

Taking the kids to a small town xmas parade and having religious zealots get all up in your face trying to shove their "literature" in your hands.

Almost had a dustup on Main St.

Was there shoving involved?

Mostly scowling and disdain. If the kids, wife and neighbors weren't present, things might have been different.

In all fairness though, you probably shouldn't have been wearing your inverted cross t-shirt.

I'm emailing my cuz'n'zes in Grand Haven and GR and telling the to start handing out literature.

BlackBerry email service has been down, NATIONWIDE, since just before 6 am this morning.

Sucks for me.

Sucks even worse for them.

Oh. That's why that email didn't show.

The outage is actually worldwide, lol.

Bodogs sports lines.

BlackBerry email service has been down, NATIONWIDE, since just before 6 am this morning.

Sucks for me.

Sucks even worse for them.
Rimjob In Motion, indeed

Speaking of BlackBerry's, the new BBMessenger from AppWorld sucks it deletes all your old BBMessenger contacts, so I had to gather everybody's PIN all over again...

<<Not understanding why to use BBMessenger... I've never used it more than once or twice though, so I'm not sure what it does/can do.

Is anyone else still having email issues on BlackBerry? Mine was fixed for a short time yesterday but again I have stopped getting email service...

Mine's working.

Do a twitter search for #BlackBerry and see if anyone else is having problems.

So I'm leaving the job site about an hour ago to finally start my Christmas break and I sprain my ankle about 20ft from my truck. fuck'n fuck'n shit and fuck. :)

^^a little a that Coors might help

I've been working about 15 hours today thus far, and I was supposed to have the day off.

1. My kid is 22 months old, and as any of you parents out there know, kids around that age like buttons. He has discovered the reset button on the PC.

2. I have a cold. I don't have any cold meds in the house that I can take with the knee meds I'm on because of the acetaminophen. I just want some Nyquil or something Nyquilish for bed.

jagermeister or blackberry brandy would be the quickest suggestion I have.

Is the Jager for 1 or 2? lol

I've been working about 15 hours today thus far, and I was supposed to have the day off.
Worked unexpectedly on Christmas Day as well... the suck of sucks.

Having a girlfriend sucks, especially when she's so cool that she keeps you away from your favorite message board.

Whoa!

POIDH

stinky farting dog at a new year's eve gathering

eyes are still watering from the chemical weapon

I have not shat since Wednesday morning before my surgery. I'm scared of what will come to pass.

Might kinda look like your sig.

I have not shat since Wednesday morning before my surgery. I'm scared of what will come to pass.

Did you have a glan removed?

Might kinda look like your sig.

That is a quality post.

^ +1

Also, TTS, no rain means no snow which means no skiing.

hands that are still numb from the cold

The Heat! Not the team the fucking summer.

It's so fucking hot here and it's a dryer heat compared to Cairns.

At least in Cairns it's the humidity that will get you.

Here it's just plain fucking drop dead and die hot.

You're not going to get a lot of sympathy from most of us right now, P. It's been about 3 degrees for the past week here.

bitches

You're not going to get a lot of sympathy from most of us right now, P. It's been about 3 degrees for the past week here.

So this 55 is considered balmy?

T-shirt weather.

It's not my fault you guys live where you live.

Don't like the climate?

Move, dickheads.

I'd rather be complaining about the heat most of the year than suffer through the freezing cold

fuck heat, give me cold. Then again, I generally have some antifreeze in me.

I'm with P... heat over cold, any day.

Heat makes the beer that much better and the women wear much lesser.

Nippleitus is more prevalent in the winter though.

It's not my fault you live where you live.

Don't like the climate?

Move, dickhead.

FYP

Yeah, FUCK YOU PAL

P, you just insulted us after agreeing with us. Good work.

P: Heat sucks.
Mo: Whatever, cold sucks worse.
P: IF YOU HATE THE CLIMATE THEN MOVE! I like heat better anyways.

Weather isn't a problem while sitting in a theater watching a movie in 3-D.

Weather isn't a problem while sitting in a theater watching a movie in 3-D.

Thank God I have one within an hour and a half radius...

I have 4-5 to choose from, all within a twenty minute drive! It's so nice!

You guys mentioning the cinema = fuck you (though I chuckled reading Fool's reply)

And Mo - I can't/don't keep track of what I post late at night when I'm half awake.

Nothing but love, P. Nothing but love.

My bursa is quite swollen.

Ganglion cysts that keep coming back. Apparently I shouldn't have broken my wrist 3 times.

Must have been some seriously hellacious fappin.

insensitive

I think I just kind of accidentally/half on purpose quit my job. Fuck me. SHIT! FUCK! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!

^ ruh oh

That's the last thing you want to be posting at 2:40am.

I am sick and tired of seeing the preview to the movie The Lovely Bones.

"MY NAME IS SUSIE, WHEN I WAS 14 I WAS MURDERED"
TBeau: "GOOD, DIE AGAIN BITCH"

I already know what's coming next.

My wife just read that book. It made her cry.

:emo kid:

I think I just kind of accidentally/half on purpose quit my job. Fuck me. SHIT! FUCK! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!

Vinny's hoaxes suck.

My wife just read that book. It made her cry.

:emo kid:

I can get a little aggravated sometimes.

Chucky Atkins

Glen Bell.

Too soon?

Not latching the latch on your trailer before you take off.

^ Hector = fired

= Tahoe kicks self.

Nate Robinson in the dunk contest again.

-waiting another year for realistic's next post

Vinny's hoaxes suck.

No hoax. I worked it out with my boss that I can stay for a while if I want. Job market just sucks right now though.

Basically only College Hoops on the tube.

The Pistons

Eharmony commercials.

It says it's not a dating site (because they have "a picture and paragraph", yippee). Then what is it?

Eharmony commercials.

It says it's not a dating site (because they have "a picture and paragraph", yippee). Then what is it?

It's a relationship site.

Duh.

http://www.ajc.com/news/cops-mom-forces-son-280517.html?imw=Y

^^Wow...

That almost deserves it's own "people that suck" thread.

I wish that someone would take a hammer to her head.

The only sports that's on network tv today is Cal @ UCLA and Golf.

This is a really fucked up time of year for sports.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/joshua-tabor-accused-waterboarding-young-daughter/story?id=9778116&page=1

The reality of people cheering for a suicidal jumper just sucks.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/scavenger/detail?entry_id=57406#ixzz0ftuNYRF2

Working 7 days a week. But I shouldn't complain.

Don't complain... contribute.

Got the MRI results on my knee today. Apparantly I don't have any issue that surgery can magically repair aside from a cartilage transplant that isn't going to happen at this time. There's not much in the way of treatment either except for therapy. FML.

I have a 2 yr old that I want to run around and play with, but instead I limp everywhere and can't run and can't really do shit without bein all slow and making an issue out of it. FML.

I have a temp of 101.5 and am coughing up yellow snot. I have some kind of sore throat sinus flu thing.

At least that will get better.

My life sucks right now...and there is no light at the end of the tunnel afaict.

Just 7 more years buddy.

Car work can be a bitch. Struts + ball joints + outer tie rods + sway bar bushings are the project. Seems like it's an hour a bolt to get the old ones off, so the whole front end getting done this weekend is looking more like just the strut and ball joint on one side lol.

I'm more of a wood guy (in more ways than one) but working on cars can be cathartic, imo.

I knew you would come out eventually.

I thought I'd join you.

Sitting in the DMV for about 1 1/2 hours cuz I didn't
ake an appointment.

Jamie Dukes NFL Network. He fits perfectly in this thread.

I usually only turn NFL Network on if there's a classic game on that I'm interested in watching.

ESPN and the womens bball tourney is making it unwatchable for me, so NFL Network it is.

you just don't understand the women's game

Wakin up in the morning feelin like P Diddy

I've had this bad post-cold sinus headache for almost a week now.

I basically wakeup feeling hungover every morning, except I'm not having the fun the previous night that would warrant it.

Golf.

April in the D.

cysts

Trying to work on bids when you don't feel like working on them.

Trying to work on bids when you don't feel like working on them.

true for all work that you don't feel like working on, really

Anyone else have to work today?

yep. gay gay gay

I have to work today and the only obvious fact I can infer from that is that my boss hates black people.

i feel a diarrhea comin' on

That happened to me once and I told my girlfriend to "get a spoon".

Didn't go over so well.

lol'd

Because you know it actually happened.

Got the female a nice Dyson today. She's super excited and now vacuuming a second time to see how much more shit she can pull out of the carpet that our shitty old vacuum went right over lol.

Snow.

I should really consider moving somewhere with warmer winters...

Females

Self inflicted wounds.

Hangnails. Hangnails suck. Two on one hand.

I need to start washing.

Our new computer overlords:

http://www.slate.com/id/2284721/pagenum/all/#p2

No matter how many times I thumbs-down Coldplay, Pandora still doesn't seem to get it....

Eight-page in-class essay exams...and being the last one to finish by a good 10-15 minutes.

I hate that shit, especially if no keyboard. I can't handwrite quickly and have it be legible to anyone but me.

yeah, handwriting blows in general; that shit is ancient

acid reflux

Fuuuck.

Oscar peeps are finding new ways to suck. regurgitated in my own way.

Long story short: my wife's parents left me with an old dog to look after (they are in the Caribbean and my wife is away at school). When they dropped him off, I was astounded at how he had become much more unhealthy and decrepit since I last saw him. Yesterday, the dog is laying down and won't get up, won't eat, won't drink. Starts barfing. Has seizures and dies on my living room floor. And they're staying in a fucking timeshare in St. Maarten with apparently no way to reach them.

Next time I see them, the conversation starts with: You selfish motherfuckers.

Hard working peeps.

Long story short: my wife's parents left me with an old dog to look after (they are in the Caribbean and my wife is away at school). When they dropped him off, I was astounded at how he had become much more unhealthy and decrepit since I last saw him. Yesterday, the dog is laying down and won't get up, won't eat, won't drink. Starts barfing. Has seizures and dies on my living room floor. And they're staying in a fucking timeshare in St. Maarten with apparently no way to reach them.

Next time I see them, the conversation starts with: You selfish motherfuckers.

Well, you found the right thread.

Long story short: my wife's parents left me with an old dog to look after (they are in the Caribbean and my wife is away at school). When they dropped him off, I was astounded at how he had become much more unhealthy and decrepit since I last saw him. Yesterday, the dog is laying down and won't get up, won't eat, won't drink. Starts barfing. Has seizures and dies on my living room floor. And they're staying in a fucking timeshare in St. Maarten with apparently no way to reach them.

Next time I see them, the conversation starts with: You selfish motherfuckers.

I have family going to St. Maarten's in a few days. I'm going to have to tell them this story, just so I can start their vacation off on a sucky note.

Remembering how nice coffee used to be before you had to give it up.

Why did you have to give it up, if you don't mind my asking?

Why did you have to give it up, if you don't mind my asking?

On account of the gonorrhea, I bet.

^ :insensitive:

It's bad for my ticker but mostly it's because it makes my mood really unstable.

loud people.

Alright, Zekyl's girlfriend and I will try to keep it down. Sorry.

More specifically, people who raise their voice to make it their turn to talk. I fucking hate that.

YOU'VE HAD YOUR CHANCE TO SPEAK, NOW IT'S MY TURN

My Hawaii tan is basically gone.

Sound like a HS girl, don't it.

Still got your Hawaiian shirt at least.

Yeah I still have it. I want to trade shirts with DrRay or you when we go to Tigers game this summer.

Trying to talk the wife into going back to HI already but she's not buying it.

You were in Hawaii?? I thought you were in jail.

He was in jail, in Hawaii.

Danno booked him.

http://www.hawaiimagazine.com/images/content/Ilikai_Hawaii_Five-O_special/large_hawaii%20five-o%20slf%20still.JPG

Hawaii...SFC!

I remember guessing that he was just on vacation, too.

Multiple TTS*:

So I'm at this all day seminar thing today*. So I started nailing the horrible-tasting complimentary coffee about 6:30 am this morning*. Drank about 9-12 cups and have spent most of the day jittering and running to the head*. Now I've got a searing migrane* and it's not even noon*.

Also, I hate people, especially seminar attendees of any kind*.

Also, I have this horrible cystic zit that has been germinating inside my nose for about a week now. Up until today, there hasn't been outward sign of it, I only noticed it when I flared my nostrils or jammed my finger up there to check it out. But of course, it picked today to bloom.

I'm ill-tempered.

^ The best thing to do for them is light a match and stick it up your nose. It doesn't hurt or anything like that.

alsodontdothat

I thought taxes would be good this year, but by my calcs, not so much.

The feds do let you accelerate depreciation on larger capitol expenditures or something, so I could take a bunch of that to make it work but wanted to take the write off over the next 5.

It's been about 4 hours since my last cup of coffee, and despite washing my hands about 6 times, eating lunch, drinking a diet Pepsi and not sweating at all, I can't stop smelling and tasting coffee.

I feel like it's oozing from my body. Maybe from that zit.

TTS:

I saw and conversed with the original "make it a great day" guy today.

Hate that guy.

^ I would have walked up and gave him a big hug and not let go. Just keep hugging him till it gets really weird for everyone and then tell him you complete me.

He'll stay away...he should stay away.

This guy is great at that shit.

b1-xVqIL7ZY

Getting a call yesterday eve about an acquaintance that just died. Younger than me.

Twitter being down.

Getting a call yesterday eve about an acquaintance that just died. Younger than me.

You knew Nate Dogg?








Sorry, going for a little levity there.

T&P, man.

lol...no, but he was the same age as Nate I think.

The reason I posted that here was cuz I had to tell a couple of peeps that knew him a lot better than me.

pebble just cracked my windshield

motherfuck

Safelight repair, Safelight replace!

Do you get those commershes back there?

Song just sticks in your head.

It was the 2nd thing that I thought of after it happened.

Every frickin time I take my truck in the shop seems to need to change my seat settings. Every frickin one of them. The height, front back, lean, steering wheel, motha fuckas.

And then, AND THEN, they put my radio on a religious station. WTF?

Uncyclopedia, for the most part.

pebble just cracked my windshield

motherfuck

$300

Your insurance doesn't cover that?

$500 deductible, so I'm better off paying cash. Insurance would have covered a repair, but the crack needed to be 4-5" max. Called a few glass companies and nobody wanted to do a repair of a 8-9" crack.

What a racket.

Every day there's like 5-10 trivial things that happen that make me think of this thread, but I never remember what they are when I'm here.

That sucks :D

I think I can speak for the board and say as long as your thinking of this wonderful, glorious place, the board has succeeded.

Long story short: my wife's parents left me with an old dog to look after (they are in the Caribbean and my wife is away at school). When they dropped him off, I was astounded at how he had become much more unhealthy and decrepit since I last saw him. Yesterday, the dog is laying down and won't get up, won't eat, won't drink. Starts barfing. Has seizures and dies on my living room floor. And they're staying in a fucking timeshare in St. Maarten with apparently no way to reach them.

Next time I see them, the conversation starts with: You selfish motherfuckers.

I was wrong Swam. I was saying don't call and all that, but this morning 5:30 or so I stopped to feed my buddies dog while he is in Hawaii. The dog wouldn't even move. He's 12 and I've known the dog and taken care of him most of life when my bud is gone. He's a great dog.

Anyway, not good this morning. So I called my buddy in Hawaii and it was 3am or something looking for what he wanted to do. So I did what I thought I wouldn't do. Granted, the dog didn't die. If he would have, I might not have called, but still.

Woke up feeling great and all of the sudden, fuckin sick. like flu like sick.

Pound Echinacea. Works wonders.

Never heard of it. Back in the day, it was simple sounding things like Chicken Noodle Soup or something.

The way I feel.

Its amazing how much energy it takes to open up a sliding door and let a dog out. Also, I had to drive over there.

Fluids. Lots of fluids. My dad used to tell me "piss out a virus" and he was 100% right about that. For some reason, staying hydrated makes it a lot easier to fight off a cold.

Also, stay away from alcohol for the time being. In my past I had to do a lot of public speaking, which is really rough on my throat. If I drank alcohol afterward, I was pretty much guaranteed to get a cold.

lol, I was sick this weekend but still drank a ton. But, as a caveat, I chugged a three liter jug of water on Saturday because I knew getting too dehydrated would make me miserable.

Felt like I was on a roller coaster this weekend. I'd feel just ok for a lil bit then I had to lay down. Close to chukin. I feel pretty good today though.

Felt like I was on a roller coaster this weekend. I'd feel just ok for a lil bit then I had to lay down. Close to chukin. I feel pretty good today though.

Fresh catheter?

They always help.

Fluids. Lots of fluids. My dad used to tell me "piss out a virus" and he was 100% right about that. For some reason, staying hydrated makes it a lot easier to fight off a cold.

Also, stay away from alcohol for the time being. In my past I had to do a lot of public speaking, which is really rough on my throat. If I drank alcohol afterward, I was pretty much guaranteed to get a cold.

lol not happening

I think it's still OK to sniff glue.

lol not happening

BION...it happened for Sat and Sun.

Almost had poopy pants that one day too.

^ TMI?

nope, just enough information.

I felt pretty good today, but did not workout.

Did you workout when you were sick? If so, you prolly didn't get the flu like I had it, imo.

No, I didn't have the flu, just a fairly bad head cold... worked out every day last week, although I think my lifts were a little less effective than usual.

I missed 3 days in the last week and feel like I have to start all over with my lifting.

Pound Echinacea. Works wonders.

4 syllables, 9 letters, 1 word.


Never heard of it. Back in the day, it was simple sounding things like Chicken Noodle Soup or something.

5 syllables, 17 letters, 3 words. Simple.

loool

2 things....

1. Lil guy had a lymph node in his neck swell up like crazy today, almost looked like he had a baseball stuck in his neck or something. It didn't stick out quite that far, but probably 2 inches and it had the girth of a baseball. I mean, he's 3 yrs old, so relatively speaking, that's pretty huge considering it's pretty huge even for an adult. So we took him to the ER, thankfully nothing is really wrong other than that...

2. At the ER, after we were there for about an hour, there was a really bad car wreck and they brought 7 people in. 2 of them were screaming in agony non-stop. omg, I mean obviously it sucked more for them than me and I'm not trying to sound like a dick in saying this, but have any of you sat and listened to people scream in pain for an hour? It really sucks. One guy was in the next room so we could hear the docs talking let alone his screaming. It really upset the lil guy too when he had a needle in his arm, something that looked like a goiter on his neck, and was generally having a shitty day already.

Yeah, there's nothing worse than when shit happens to your kids.

#DadGuy

Wife has strep throat. It now becomes my job to be a human shield for the kids until her antibiotics kick in and render her uncontagious.

I will do this by locking her in a room.

Wife has strep throat. It now becomes my job to be a human shield for the kids until her antibiotics kick in and render her uncontagious.

I will do this by locking her in a room.

#fail

I'm the only one that has been spared ... so far.

i know im in the wrong here, and its a normal and social thing to do, but a pet peave of mine is people asking other people's weekend plans. unless someone routinely does awesome things every weekend, this is just a tedious, and frankly, nosey question to ask.

that is, unless your looking to do something. if your asking just to ask, dont.

imo.

weed killer that doesn't actually kill weeds -- ugh

Google's phasing out Google News Archive.

http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/phlog/archive/2011/05/19/google-abandons-master-plan-to-archive-the-world-s-newspapers.aspx

Tree came through the roof tonight during a thunderstorm and missed my son and I by about 5 feet.

The $500 deductible will hurt, but I feel blessed nonetheless.

Mini rapture.

Holy shit. Glad your son is ok.

Hmm.

Tree came through the roof tonight during a thunderstorm and missed my son and I by about 5 feet.

The $500 deductible will hurt, but I feel blessed nonetheless.

Mini rapture.
I'm glad that you and your son are unharmed.

Sucks about the roof, definitely.

Thanks Mxy.

Some classic moves by the insurance company. Of course they are pleased to confirm that I do indeed have a $500 deductible, which is my right to exercise by filing a claim. BUT I do need to know that by doing so, I'll be forefeiting a $450 annual discount that I've been getting for being claim-free for over 3 years. The loss of that $450 discount for the next 3 years = $1350, essentially making my deductible $1350 for this.


Tried to get 2 estimates today, but couldn't even get a call back on either.

I'm smelling about a $900 hit, and some additional water damage as I wait to get this fixed. FML.

But again, at least no one was physically harmed.

Glad to hear everyone is ok.

Doesn't the insurance co have their listed contractors? They do out here. Tell them lazy asses to get your bids.

They gave me two "preferred" contractors. Had one out here today while I was up at work and guy didn't leave a written estimate or anything, and now hasn't returned 2 calls to his cell.

Other company told me yesterday morning that they'd be back to me with an estimate appt time same day or this morning at absolute latest. No call.

I know they must be busy with bigger jobs, but I have cash and am ready to spend it and it's like they don't want it.

Maybe they just need more crews?

Their Preferred Contractors (correct term) seem to be a little too comfortable. Maybe you should forget the time you set up to pay them too...for about a week.

TTS:

beer + cookies + toothpaste

It's 12:15 here, my alarm goes off at 5:50, and I have a 3 yr old. I didn't get woken up after sleeping for a while either... 0 sleep so far. Am I allowed to give him Advil PM? Locked closet mebe?

The sadder thing is that I left work a bit early today because I didn't get any sleep last night. I came home, took a 40 minute power nap, and the cycle started again but worse than yesterday. What am I supposed to say tomorrow? Sorry, but I have to leave a bit earlier? lol

Having your nipple ripped off.

http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_18411751?source=most_viewed

How much do you wanna bet that it was pierced?

Is there a "links I refuse to click out of fear" thread?

Garbage disposals and psycho bitches:

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/ktla-wife-cuts-off-penis-garbage-disposal,0,1180151.story

A girl from high school/college just had a bomb go off outside her work?

My Consumers Energy bill this month is $345, lol.

Glan

Dems.

I was just going to say that I blame Obama, Pelosi and Prince Harry.

I certainly take no personal responsibility, even though the a/c never was turned off once last month.

I was just going to say that I blame Obama, Pelosi and Prince Harry.


And you should. They are the ones putting regulations on everyfuckinthing on the planet that costs businesses to operate.

Tumblr.

And you should. They are the ones putting regulations on everyfuckinthing on the planet that costs businesses to operate.

At least the regulations will keep us from having to bail them out when they screw us all over again, right?

I was just going to say that I blame Obama, Pelosi and Prince Harry.

Riiiight. And senile old Leyland just gets a pass?? Fuckin' Glan, clueless as always.

Leyland's to blame for my horrible diarrhea this morning. Sick of this.

The Jets are interested in your diarrhea.

Sick of this.

Tumblr.

case in point (http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/rick+porcello)

I heard sumpin about throwing behind a batter, but swearing?

That crosses the fuckin line for me.

Ricky, you are on thin fuckin ice with me.

Every tumblrer thinks they're the most important person in the world.

Fuck it, I'm going to make one.

shaddahp about dat

Worked outside all day today and now I gots some friction and moisture-related scrotal/crotchular discomfort and redness.

#goldbond #DadBoner #vortex

one of the worst feelings is having to badly shit but having to run production meeting in 10 minutes. I would never make it comfortably in 10, so I'll have to wait until about 9:30. This happens almost every Tuesday, because I run another meeting at 8:00. No in-between time after the coffee activates my bowels.

When hair of the dog ain't helpin.