I will be in the house for this one.


are you participating in the "white out"

are you participating in the "white out"

Well, my usual game night attire is a white Rip Hamilton jersey over a white t-shirt, so i guess I'm participating whether I want to or not....

Well, my usual game night attire is a white Rip Hamilton jersey over a white t-shirt, so i guess I'm participating whether I want to or not....

CLAN RALLY!!!!

I'm ready for this shit to start already. Pistons by 11. JMax gets some burn, Stuckey puts up 12, Jarvis gets 53 seconds of burn and goes 0-1 with a foul.

UNITY VOLCANO > WHITE OUT


Edit: ok so can I get filled in on the volcano thing?

Check within maybe the last 20 posts or so of the "Are the Spurs Done?" thread. You will find what you are seeking.

Pistons by 18.

We'll give up 37 more than 50.

Pistons by 18.

We'll give up 37 more than 50.

WTFMath

Sounds like a forum to me.

ornot

Tigers and Wings have me fuckin' amped!

Operating between two remotes and three channels is an issue...

I need to buy two more TV's.

Let's go Heat! Let's go Heat!

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww shit

Let's go Ca--can't go there.

Poor start yet again...

Great start...meaning not a great start

oh. my. f*cking. god.

can we ever start a game strong?

Not the start I was looking for.

Good lord...

Don't look now, we're within 9.

Let's try to go to the rack get some fouls, try to get in the penalty cuz our shots aren't falling at all.

Someone tell our guys we're at home. You know, home sweet home!

^ yep, lots of time left. Don't give up yet.

Finally, we make something.

Sit the fuck down, KG! Just like when you have to pee.

hell yeah 2 on garnett. take the ball to the god damn hole!!!

We need a timeout.

Wow, this is awful... We are taking hella long to get into our sets.

Welp, Chauncey is out with 2 we'll see if Savior Stuckey can get us back...

WTF? How about some D?

I blame the whites.

Yikes, I hate it when Sheed goes off the dribble. Good thing Prince was there to pull it down and put it in.

Good strong drive by Stuckey there.

RIP

TO Boston. Detroit down by 3.

Cassell in. We should be up about double digits by the end of the 1st.

I was wondering when Cassell was going to play.

Bout fuckin time. ET sighting.

Steal by Stuckey!

That's fuckin' Detroit Basketball right there.

Great fucking D right there....ruined by not getttin the damn board.

3 Pistons there and they couldn't get the rebound...

Sam I Am (Shit).

13-0 run. Pistons on a roll here.

What a block. At least we're getting after the offensive rebounds.

I just noticed a douche in the crowd not wearing white (he's wearing red). Did Glenn go to the game?

Posey scoring a couple to bring it 17-17.

LAVA COLORED TEES

lol, Brown pulled the chair on Sheed.

Welp, Celtics made our run disappear...

Celtics go on a run, we go on a run, Celtics go back on a run, and we go on a run that lasts until the end of the series.

I like your thinking, Mr. Baggins.

Hey, what's not to like about wishful thinking?

That was a weird ass quarter.

We played some poor D to end the period, but I didn't catch who was to blame.

Can't believe we're down 8 after KG and Allen sat and we went on that run. Should be the other way around, no?

I don't think the Super White Out!! is helping much.

^^Right and Right.

If anything, I would think any color-out would make shots easier, easier to see the rim. Unless it was an orange-out.

Good shot by Maxiel.

Wow, there's Max. Must have been vacationing with Ray Allen.

Fuck, Allen/Garnett are back.

Fuck Allen n Garnett.

Fixed

Nice home court call there. No call for out of bounds? Ah, home team it is.

Fuck yeah, nice block by Max there.

Oh SNAP!! Some poor baby just died.

Intensity by Max tonight

Yeah, got carried away on the following shot though, we could've used that opportunity for something better... Great block though.

I think Max giving more than he did in the first two games is a good thing.

No doubt.

Boston bench getting way way too much right now...

Van gundy..."Its an A and B conversation. C has nothing to do with it"

I've never heard it quite that way Jeff.

7pts for Maxiel. Nice

Back to 8.

Lindsey has been pretty bad today..

Chauncey really needs to start looking for his offense.

LH picked up his 3rd. That might be a good thing.

Well, we are lucky to be in this the way our starters are playing...

Lindsey has been pretty bad today..

Yep. Billups needs to step it up too.

Although bad for us, funniest announcer quote in a while:

"Lindsey Hunter earned the right to be in a poster with KG, the big ticket. Excuse me, I have an appointment with the rim."

Yikes men, I have to say this doesn't look good.

No Billups.

Nevermind, there he is.

Well, we can't play much worse than this.

Detroit D disappeared...

SAMUELSON

Fucking shit. If I could coherently make long sentences with only cuss words I would type paragraphs.

Yessir!

Wings that is

Really, we can't play any worse than this.



Can we?

Thank you, try again Monday.

Hmmm... it might be Wings time the way this looks.

Pistons would still be in PIP of course.

We need a quick run to close out the half.

Fuck the friendly roll.

Rip is sucking.

Insert-a-Piston is sucking.

We'll be fine. Remember Peeps are in white shirts.

This is fucking pathetic. After an amazing game 2 win and "momentum" (if it even exists) carries over to our side, we come home and stink it up.

Yikes.... I don't see any way this is happening.

This is so typical. Typical Detroit basketball. They assumed they would win.

Yessir!

Wings that is

Got that on DVR, please try not to ruin it ;) Gonna start it right after the Pistons game.

Of course people will try to ruin it now, to those who are thinking that... fuck off.

Well, let's just say nobody's going to be talking if this keeps up.

We probably won't even have a chance in the 2nd half.

what a shame to waste a great game like game 2 in just 24 min in game 3 by NOT taking care of buisness at home, almost down 20 this game is DONE, same old fucking Pistons, not taking this game seriously

Halftime stats that matter:

Detroit: 32% FG
Boston: 55% FG

The fucking Atlanta Hawks can beat the Celtics at home, but we're down 18 to them at halftime at The Palace? Amazing. Gotta love how wacky the NBA can be.

same old fucking Pistons

QFT

Halftime stats that matter:

Detroit: 32% FG
Boston: 55% FG

Celtics' D has been good, but we've been missing A LOT of shots we normally wouldn't.

Shity Defense(half the time) + Shitty Offense(all the time) = This game.

I'm so sick of this shit. Good lord.

Yet I don't know how anyone who follows the team closely who can be shocked by this. This was a perfect time for this Pistons team to lay an egg, and here we go. It's so damn frustrating.

What an embarrassment of a half. Letting all the Celtic scrub "role" players carry the team to a 20 point lead? At home no less? Pride alone should have the Pistons doing something in the second half.

(Or it could be that we're being affected by that stupid, piece of shit White Out?)

Well, we can all hope that the Celtics choke it away like the Spurs, if we all just forget that the Celtics, unlike the Spurs, aren't DONE!

our allstar backcourt started like they're a bunch of CBA guys, Tay was nonexistent on both ends, missing wide open jumpers, dumb fouls to send the celtics to the line, only Stuckey and Maxiell did some positive things, plus we let the freaking celtics bench suckers score 19 points, this is unaccaptable.

And all of the posters who are criticizing the "white-out" are right on.

To quote Mark Jackson, "Come on, Detroit, you're better than that."

Rondo has outscored Rip AND Chauncey. Rondo!

GUM TIME.

We're 0-6 on three pointers...

Big Three > Little Five.

Jumpshot on the first possession...

See those chearleader chicks?

Who in the fuck is Kendrick Perkins?

Rondo is a fucking moron.

Let's go...

If we can cut it to less than 10 by the end of the 3rd quarter, we've got a chance.

A comeback of this magnitude would be so fucking sweet.

Down 13, plenty of time to fuck it up and fall behind by 20 again.

What?

good start, but i guess the first half was just too horrible, we need a perfect 2nd half

HOW DARE THEY SHOW A CLIP OF THE PISTONS WITH LARRY BROWN?

wtf is billups doing?

Yep, we're gonna fuck this one up.

0-8? CHAUNCEY W T F ?!!

PERKINS LOOKING LIKE AN ALLSTAR W T F ??

SHEED DUMB FOULING AAAAHHHHHHHH

Dice was playing Garnett well in game 3. Tonight he's just getting bitched.

Get Stuckey back in. He may be a tad more of a defensive liability, but he provides offense and will draw fouls.

I can't watch this.

It's UNBELIEVABLE how well scrubs play against us sometimes.

It's unbelievable how well we LET scrubs play against us sometimes.

Fuck what the announcers say, they deserve to get booed.

^ Mark Jackson agrees.

I hope the fans throw shit at the players after the game, then a fight breaks out. Then Rasheed, Billups, Prince, and Rip get suspended.

Ok, that might not be good.

Absolutely abysmal. Had it at 13, then. Hey, we're back in it, so let's quit playing! 21 fucking points? AT HOME?!

Moodini, where you at?

I swear, I better not hear any of our guys pop off in the media after this one.

No shit. Put up or shut up you bunch of pussies.

Who was it that once said something like, "To do the same thing over and over and expect different results is the definition of insanity?"

Well, that's our guys, and sure enough, they are back again...

Typical Pistains, man. Pull out a great win on the road, then come home and fucking let everybody down. If the Tigers didn't whoop the Twins, the Wings didn't look like they were going to pull out game 1 tonight, and the weather wasn't great something bad would happen.

I would imagine this is what being on the receiving end of buttsex feels like.

How is that not a fuckin' clear path?

What a way to end your playoff road woes.

we could beat them 40-15 in the fourth...

Yep, I'm convinced now that the white out is to blame.

Well... Reggie Miller scored 8 points in 9 seconds, if we can cut it to 10 with a couple minutes left....

i can't believe im saying this but i want to see Jarvis on the floor, he can brick shots with the best of em, but he can also run hot fast, plus let Amir get some burn, this game was done at halftime anyway

i can't believe im saying this but i want to see Jarvis on the floor, he can brick shots with the best of em, but he can also run hot fast, plus let Amir get some burn, this game was done at halftime anyway

I agree. The starters shouldn't see the floor in the 4th quarter. And they should be well rested, since they played with no energy all game. Van Gundy was right on about that.

14 point game...

Stuckey = our best player out there today

Fat fuck Pierce probably just put it away.

Eh, maybe not...

Fuck that Paul Pierce was out of fucking control GOD DAMNIT

Shit!

Never thought I'd say this, but I'll live with Ray Allen taking that jumpsot.

If we had a couple more bounces go our way, we could have it below ten. Rondo just put it away.

Wow, so Rondo can hit a shot when he's fucking wide open.

God Damn, Stuckey is the shit.

The Stuckster!

STUCKAMANIA, BROTHER!

Stuckeyman!

I know I was drunk one night but I posted...TRADE CBILL! somewhere

Fuck that OBOARD! DAMNIT!

Get a fucking rebound!!

CBill and Sheed for a big man?

GOD DAMNIT that was jfucking huge FUCK SHIT COCK

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REBOUND DAMMMMMMMNNNIIIIITTTT, ALL THAT D AINT WORTH NOTHING IF YOU CAN'T GRAB THE DAMN BALL


AND AT THE OFFENSIV END GIVE THE BALL TO STUCKEY AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HIS WAY !

NO bounces going our way right now. Turn those around, get stops, give it to Stuckey and let's go.

Stuckey is becoming my fav Piston.

Too bad it's all for nothing since we can't get a damn rebound. :/

Yeah, this is just too little too late men...

PIERCE JUST GOT UP WITH THE FUCKING BALL THAT IS A GOD DAMN TRAVEL WHAT THE FUCK HORSESHIT

GET OUT OF STUCKEY'S WAY, GAY ALLEN!

Allen with the dagger, this one is done.

Fucking game...God we were horrible tonight.

I want somebody to lay a cheap shot on that bitch Allen.

Or Rondo, someone we can hurt take your pick.

Ray Allen was fucking horrible again tonight and Pierce really did nothing, but we let guys like Posey and Perkins play like...fuck it, I'm done.

We have no choice, bring in Hayes now.

Btw, I'm NOT impressed with the Pistons effort in the first half of the 4th quarter. Where in the hell was this earlier in the game?!!? Too little, too late.

ITS LOVE, ITS LOVE, ITS LOVE, LALALALALLALALALALALA

god damn, if there were ever a time I wanted to kill something...

I was trying to post something thoughtful or cool, fuck it... Pistons blew this one. Thanks to the announcers for ruining the Wings game for me, have no reason to watch that now... mebe tomorrow to kill time.

God damnit, that Jackson or whoever wrote that damn article was so fucking right.

Look at that...6-7 shooting, 12 points, 9 rebounds for Kendrick fuckin' Perkins. How do you get your team going for game 4 now?

Our only hope is three pointers, where is Hayes?

See what happens when you DON'T FUCKING REBOUND? Jesus fucking Christ.

O you lose? NOWAY!

Mr. Late Shot.

Thanks Chauncey for dropping a 3 for your first field goal when it DOESNT FUCKING MATTER!!

Mr. Late Shot.
:cogent:

Mr. Meaningless Shot.

dc;2l2l

Three 3s away! Of course, we need three stops as well.

Well... Reggie Miller scored 8 points in 9 seconds, if we can cut it to 10 with a couple minutes left....

:VOLCANO: DETROIT BASKETBALLLLLLLLLLL:VOLCANO:

GAWD I hope you're right. I know it's out of the question, but a win would completely demoralize them.

THE ONE CALL FOR US ALL!

YOU GUYS MUST BE ON A DELAY OR SOMETHING. TIE GAME!!! TIE! TIE! TIE!!!!

Isn't it just wonderful how the Pistons are going to make this look like it was a close game?

[smilie=rolleyes2.g:

HOLY SHIT...STEAL, LAYUP, PISTONS LEAD!!

God damnit Pierce hits a three to put them back up 6!

BILLUPS COUGHS IT UP WHA T SURPRISE!

MR. BAD PASS. FUCKING FAGGOT.

GOD DAMNIt

I LIED...HE STOLE IT BACK...RETREATS TO THE 3 PT LINE, SHOOTS THE 3, IT'S IN. OMFG!!

MR. SUCK DICK

MR. FAG FUCK

MR. 2004 ONLY

Mr. In And Out Shot.

1:38 is just not enough time without Jon Barry.

Mr. In and Out Like Cocks in My Ass Shot.

Damnit.

I'd say start Stuckey in Game 4, but we don't need Billups to come in off the bench and brick shit...we already have Jarvis.

God damnit. I have so much fucking stress and time invested in this fucking game.

God damnit.

I wish there was a fucking weight room close...

1-6 from Chauncey tonight, 6 points...who was guarding him, Daniel Gibson? LOL!!!!!

Tayshaun said something about taking care of buisness before the game, i'd like to comment on that: fuck you, Chauncey and Sheed, thats all

Can somebody here pleeeease explain to me WHY the Pistons did not foul in the final minute? The Celtics suddenly couldn't shoot FG's, and the Pistons aren't fouling and getting their lame ass to the line.

Sure they were down 10, but if Bostons goes 1 for 2 on each trip to the line, 3's on the other end gets you close enough where anything can happen.

Rodney Stuckey is a golden god.

Chauncey Billups has cum on his back.

which out of dr. jeckyl and mr. hyde is the bad guy? cause that's the one who showed up tonight.

if only we could play all game like we did in the 4th.

shitty loss. there's no way we should've come out this flat. this was a chance to take control of the series but now we're in trouble again. i ain't worried though. i still say we will win in 7.

only 'positive' i'll take from this game is that rodney stuckey is the real deal. another great performance for him which only strengthens my belief in the kid.

we obviously NEED to win on monday. i have a sneaky suspicion we'll win the next 2 but then lose again at home, just because we can and that's what we do. then we win game 7 on the road cause that's also what we do.

I have some serious doubt right now...

But I know we have the ability, so let's fuckin do it.

Did Kendrick Perkins outscore Chauncey and Tayshaun?

Kstat! Get back from the game and instill me with faith...

i have a sneaky suspicion we'll win the next 2 but then lose again at home, just because we can and that's what we do. then we win game 7 on the road cause that's also what we do.

Lose Monday, then win three straight.

Does anyone have a clip of the Pistons saying "That's what we do!" after advancing to the Finals in 2005? It seems appropriate right about now.

the ability to do it is one thing, to actually do it is another, fact is Chauncey already has produced two miserable games this series, and today Tayshaun joined him, we got a total of 10 points out of them, i am sick and tired of the same old pistons, they always have the ability to do big things, but we failed again and again the last years, if we lose this series against Boston there need to be some consequenses

So Perkins did outscore Chauncey and Tayshaun...that is fucking great (and by great I mean embarassing).

^^No doubt Joe. It's going to be difficult for me to even think about another 82 games next year if we lose this series... I'll get to that when the time comes.

^^No doubt Joe. It's going to be difficult for me to even think about another 82 games next year if we lose this series...

If they don't blow it up.

What I mean is it's going to be difficult for me to even think how to blow it up...

Is this loss the inability of the starters to perforn their job, or is it the inability of Flip to adjust and advise?

Is this loss the inability of the starters to perforn their job, or is it the inability of Flip to adjust and advise?

a bit of both i guess

or motivate? I'm not blaming Flip for this one, he did take Chauncey out for long long stretches... I have to put this one on our starters for just not coming to play.

I don't know why...

But I wanna justify...

RIPPING SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF!

YOUR BEST BET IS TO STAY AWAY MOTHERFUCKERS!

IT'S JUST ONE A THOSE DAYS!

I hope you know I pack a chainsaw.

What?

you have to take a hard look at the starting unit after the offseason, Dice, Tay and RIP are somewhat limited offensivly, there are certain things they can do, and other things they can't...this team only goes as far Sheed and Chauncey take them, because theoretically they are our most talented players and they can get any shot they want at the offensiv end, and if they fail to produce we can't beat the best teams in the NBA, period

or motivate? I'm not blaming Flip for this one, he did take Chauncey out for long long stretches... I have to put this one on our starters for just not coming to play.

Go Lakers?

Why, because they come to play?

What?

A MOTHERFUCKIN' CHAINSAW

Things keep goin this way I just might



BREAK YOUR FUCKIN FACE TONIGHT!

I still think we win this series, but I'm as mad as everyone else here that the Pistons have to put us through this year after year.

Everyone else can complain about losses due to the other team just being better. We have to complain about our guys either A) not playing hard enough or B) not playing up to their ability.

I feel like Jimmy Fallon's character in Fever Pitch.

I still think we win this series, but I'm as mad as everyone else here that the Pistons have to put us through this year after year.

Everyone else can complain about losses due to the other team just being better. We have to complain about our guys either A) not playing hard enough or B) not playing up to their ability.

I feel like Jimmy Fallon's character in Fever Pitch.


What?

BTW, the two Mo's, SDB, and I are still waiting for Laimbe....

{footsteps}

Oh fuck.. Gack....

Who else thinks that Rondo looks like a faggot?

that game was puke garbage

but hey, free t-shirts

And Tahoe, thanks for the "magnitude" reference

I lol'd

Denny, the what? reference was to the ultimate "Break Stuff" by the ultimate "Limp Bizkit."