Just took a Triscuit and scooped up some mustard potato salad.

I am totally so onto something here.

Just took a Triscuit and scooped up some mustard potato salad.

I am totally so onto something here.

oh, fuck me.

Hungry Howie's

Man, the Cajun Crust is excellent.

Man, the Cajun Crust is excellent.

Dis

Combos.

Just the right combination of flavored artificial cheese spread and pretzel, you guys.

Hot n Ready with beerz.

Has anyone ever had a tootsie roll dipped in peanut butter? my god...

o_O

Was a lil under the weather yesterday so I made some chili and made it hot HOT HOT. Just about finished the pot. So fucking good and cures what ails ya. Clears the sinuses and everthang.

Cookies n Cream / Chocolate protein pudding.

Cookies n Cream tastes pretty fake, but the chocolate is the bomb.

I recommend sticking to chocolate if you're gonna try it, Ta.

240 cal/48g protein. for the win as the last meal/snack of the night.

A cheddar cheese that tastes almost like a parmesan

Volcano

double

beef

BURRITO

SCARY!

Homemade pizza...and lotsa beerz.

Had some of my gf's mom's Chicken Noodle Soup. So frickin good. Plus, she holds out the noodles cuz I'm on a low carb diet. I just have the broth, chicken, carrots, celery, etc.

Awesomeness.

You better not be lying about this woman too.

I'm older than her mom, but they don't seem to care, so fuck it.

Threw together two pounds of 96/4 ground sirloin, a can of tomato paste, onions, various spices yesterday. Eating it for lunch now; it is fucking glorious and not at all hard on the diet. Yeeeeeeeahhh

^ Not far from my chili. I fry onions and hamburger then add a can of diced tomatoes and kidney beans with lots of chili powder.

The last time I made it I fried up some cabbage with the onions and added some corn at the end.

I use regular tomato juice instead of paste though.

Always better the second day.

Agree as well, not bad on the diet. It has some carbs but they're healthy carbs, imo. Unless you break out the saltines.

if you've ever heard of Skyline Chili (of Cincinnati origins), it tastes like that - I left out the beans and all that for the carb reasons. The trick is cinnamon. It is glorious.

I will have to make it.

I use cinnamon in my carnitas and peeps don't believe it.

Reese's pieces and Kit-Kats... damnit, I opened up the Halloween candy too early.

Reese's Pieces... almost equivalent to rubbing one out

solid white albacore tuna. 400 cals, 78g protein. solid

Had that Angus thing Glan was raving about from Arbys for lunch. 2 stars. Mediocre at best. This fucking guy Glan. I should've gotten a whopper. Totally ruined my day.

I fried some onions, green and red bell peppers with some garlic. Then I took the Philly Cheese Steak things I bought from the store and fried them. I added some balsamic and a touch of liquid smoke, sea salt, etc and put it over a piece of toasted wheat bread, covered in provolone.

Fuck calorie counting, I'm in need of sumpin tasty. It worked.

I also ate some vicodin earlier today.

the thign before the vicodin sounded awesome.

oh the vicodin did too.

We just went to a bar that had half off everything 5-8pm and I had an appetizer of chicken wings, 1/3 appeitzer nachos, and a fat burger with fried egg and sweet potato fries.

Yeah, there went my week.

You need to score some Norco.

Norco is good but itchy.

Don't like acetaminophen.

Got such a soft spot for BK Double Cheeseburgers. smh!!!1

Ate a bunch of almonds...and beerz.

Ate a bunch of almonds...and beerz.

Funny, I just had almonds and Woodchuck Cider.

bowl of Dole frozen fruit. it's awesome.

The rest of the day was: leftover stir fry, protein shake, imitation crab/sriracha, two chicken breasts/broccoli, and a protein bar. Fruit to end it and hopefully get some energy for tomorrow.

successfully avoided all the Halloween candy at the office... for now.

leftover Halloween candy -- bought too much, damnit, and I don't have the heart to buy candy that I myself don't care for. And it was definitely "bought too much" -- handed out big heaping gobs of candy to the couple dozen kids in costumes (and a bit less to the dozen-odd slackers not wearing costumes but wanting my goodies -- fuck them).

^ I eat a mini candy bar about 3 times a week. Normally just before bed. I can't sleep if I'm hungry and it seriously squashes any hunger I have before bed.

Twix candy bar with a fuckin' Dew for breakfast. Getting this day started off right. LEGGOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

^I wish I had a metabolism. lucky assholes

Twix candy bar with a fuckin' Dew for breakfast. Getting this day started off right. LEGGOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Dood, smash it.

All the commercial crab fishing dudes were pissed cuz they weren't getting paid enuf so they went on strike or some fuckin thing. So my buddy who has a huge boat went to Bodega and cleaned up.

Its so fricking good.

I bet I could gross a lot of y'all out with the stuff that I eat inside the crab.

Eggo waffles. Ye buddy.

Around halftime yesterday, I slammed 35 boneless b-dubs wings. woke up this morning, had a six inch steak egg and cheese sub and a cookie from Subway. Had a McDonald's grilled chicken and fries for lunch. Had a pint of ice cream for snack. Eating a six inch sub from Subway now with a snack bag of chips.

I should probably stop eating now.

35?!??! How is that even possible?

I was planning for it. Didn't eat much Weds-Saturday up until then. A few cans of tuna, some protein shakes, a few chicken breasts, and some broccoli.

This will be my style from now on. I am forming abs for the first time and absolutely can gorge myself on the weekends. It's great.

I may try the Lucky's sandwich challenge in that formula. lol

I could knock down 35 boneless wings -- no sweat.

I have bdubs boneless once a week for lunch. 8 of them and some buffalo chips usually has me skipping dinner because I'm too full still. 35?

24 honey bbq and 12 asian zing, and a friend nabbed one of the zings. Ass.

thinkin' about some Hungry Howard's.

too lazy to find and bump my thread.

<--- not too lazy to look up old school wrasslin' videos that only I watch though.

I watch about 45% of them.

Currently eating: Hungry Howard's, you guys.

I'm eating cereal that I opened like 3 months ago but hadn't touched in awhile. Still perfectly fresh. I really don't want to know what the're putting in our food.

Remember when we were kids and food still got stale??

SUCK IT GLAN!

Peanut M&Ms are like crack.

Probably.

I'm positive Balkan has blown a few dudes for Peanut M&Ms.

lul

'bout to get into dis Italian BMT. Third trip to Subway in a row that has resulted in something different from the Spicy.

Fur Burg... sunny side up

Peanut M&Ms are like crack.

The chocolate peanut butter M&Ms might even be worse in the crack department.

Beefy five layer burreets. so trashy

Boston Market mac & cheese from the grocer's freezer.

Always solid.

Subway.

just had a huge plate of eggs (mostly egg whites but two yolks) and six strips of bacon with some Sweet Baby Ray's on the eggs. It was fucking awesome.

Dearborn ham and egg sandwich

just had a huge plate of eggs (mostly egg whites but two yolks) and six strips of bacon with some Sweet Baby Ray's on the eggs. It was fucking awesome.

Had a health screening at work. LDL was over the "desired" level. Coincidence?

Don't believe that voodoo.

Sweet Baby Ray's just doesn't do it for me, BBQ-sauce wise.
I have an unopened bottle of the stuff that I haven't been able to give away to anyone.
As of my most recent physical, my LDL is just fine and dandy.
I think it's coincidence.

What BBQ sauce you like?

Nah, my LDL was only above "desired" because I haven't been able to work out for a couple months and haven't been eating fiber to complement the red meats and eggs of the world because it's high calorie. I'll recover no problem.

For cooking purposes, an ex-gf turned me on to Frontera's original BBQ sauce.
For after-the-fact, I've been meaning to see if Lockhart's in Royal Oak bottles their sauce.
But I'm not a huge BBQ connoisseur... not by any stretch.

Say no to BK's chicken wraps. Jeeeeesus Christ.

Triscuits.

An American classic, you guys.

Made a grilled cheese w/ ham...used a tiny drizzle of olive oil instead of butter....sfg....

made All-American Egg Rolls last night. Something a buddy and I came up with.

Grilled up some steak and chicken with some different spices. Made



Bacon Cheezburger (steak, cheese, bacon, pickle, mayo, ketchup, wrap in egg roll and fry)
Philly Steak (mayo, provolone, steak, peppers, onions, wrap in egg roll and fry)
Buffalo Chicken (Frank's Red, Butter, Chicken cooked in almond milk, wrap in egg roll and fry)
Peanut Butter & Jelly (can't fuck up a classic)

Needless to say, big, bold flavors were involved and they were a hit. Probably had 7 or 8 at probably around 250-300 cals a pop, though. It might be a good business idea for late nighters in cities.

Had a Coney Dog and Turkey Club Wrap from Coney Island. So trashy.

trashed

Making red beans & rice and plan to wrap it in warm tortillas.

Kind of hoping that the kids don't like it so I can eat theirs.

Would including sour cream inside the tortilla help or hurt?

Triple ginger snaps from Trader Joe's

Just tried a Puerto Rican adobo rub on chicken...

KFC. SMH.

If being Downriver is wrong, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT!!!!

TB - XXL steak burrito. I have no shame.

Gearing up for tonight's HUGE White Sux/Tigers game, so I picked up some of those cherry strudel bites from Meijer. Almost gone. SMH.

UPDATE: all gone.

Did you go get more!!??? Can't leave us hanging dude!

Kettle Cooked tater shits.

Got a 'zone from Howie's, you guys.

/white trash

leftover ham+cheese pizza

Eating shrimp with cocktail sauce, lime, thinly diced onions and a dash of tabasco. Awesome! and some beers. Can't eat on the right side cuz of the tooth being pulled though.

Stuck some stew beef in the slowcooker this morning and had for dinner...so fucking good. Potatoes, carrots, celery, onions...the works really....full spread....

Stuck some stew beef in the slowcooker this morning and had for dinner...so fucking good. Potatoes, carrots, celery, onions...the works really....full spread....

How the fuck old are you, 70 or something? Put all that shit in the slow cooker so you can gum that shit? YUK!

It was pretty fucking good.

Tahoe that sounds delicious. The fuck is wrong with you.

Dude...thats the kind of food I've been posting about for years...iirc. Crockpot food is da bomb. Chicken, rice, in slow cooker, etc. I guess my fuckin around didn't come through here. My bad.

How do you do rice in the slow cooker, I've been wondering that one? Doesn't it overcook? Can you leave it all day on low? (Real brown rice, not like minute rice or some bullshit...)

Misspoke on the slow cooker part. My bad. I have clay bakers for the rice. A regular casserole dish (Pyrex) works fine, but clay is better imo. Rice is a 2 to 1 ratio water 2, rice 1, so I put 3/4 cup of rice in the bottom and add 1 1/2 cups of chicken stock or water or combo and then I put chicken parts in the pan and shove them down in the rice. Sometimes I stir in a can of cream of Chicken soup and the rice is a meal in itself. I also put broccoli or cauliflower in the bottom of the pan for ruffage.

Also try a nice Pork shoulder with Mexican seasonings and then turn that into meat of tacos, burritos, etc. Awesome. I make sure the pork roast is almot entirely covered in liguid. 1 dark beer is normally added.

Yeah, I make something pretty similar to that chicken. Fucking good. Pork shoulder is good too. So easy.

Twix

Dog that I am, my favorite steak is t-bone:

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/08/30/what-your-favorite-steak-says-about/

Fair and balanced.

Toasted sour dough bread with spinach dip...and about to pop a cold one.

Sunflower seeds

Chicken with too much cayenne on it.

Chili.

Wicked awesome.

Grilled chicken, rice and peas.

grilled two beer butt chickens, corn with mexican elote sauce, and twice baked potatoes. holy shit it was good

Grilled chicken, rice and pee.

Sounds like something you'd eat.

Misspoke on the slow cooker part. My bad. I have clay bakers for the rice. A regular casserole dish (Pyrex) works fine, but clay is better imo. Rice is a 2 to 1 ratio water 2, rice 1, so I put 3/4 cup of rice in the bottom and add 1 1/2 cups of chicken stock or water or combo and then I put chicken parts in the pan and shove them down in the rice. Sometimes I stir in a can of cream of Chicken soup and the rice is a meal in itself. I also put broccoli or cauliflower in the bottom of the pan for ruffage.

Also try a nice Pork shoulder with Mexican seasonings and then turn that into meat of tacos, burritos, etc. Awesome. I make sure the pork roast is almot entirely covered in liguid. 1 dark beer is normally added.

Ok, fuck politics and sports, we actually do agree on the important things in life. There is almost no time when pyrex beats clay but clay owns every other cooking anything when it comes to rice. All the best rice dishes, paella, risotto are cooked in clay, in sauce and stock with water added to it. I almost never order risotto in restaurants because you're almost guaranteed some form of boiled rice with sauce poured over it.

^ Fuck Yea

Not currently, but had a spicy I and washed it down with a Dew. TGIF!!!!!!

Grilled some chicken and this chicka made some cole slaw and some beans. Really good, you guys.

I can't stand cole slaw, but I can't stand mayo so that shouldn't be too surprising.
Mayo makes me wanna puke, every time.

Homemade chicken pizza

With bacon on it

I can't stand cole slaw, but I can't stand mayo so that shouldn't be too surprising.
Mayo makes me wanna puke, every time.

Fuckin Lib. Thats unAmerican! :)

Funny you should mention that...
Over the weekend, a relative bought me a chicken wrap sandwich thinking I'd like it.
I could smell the mayo dressing on it, and it made me ill.

It wasn't from BK was it? Chicken anything from BK is awful IMO.

I'm not drinking so I had a hankerin for some food. So I had a tuna fish sammy. Then I thought I'd take a ride and get some McDonals french fries. Then some M&Ms sounded really good. Then I had some chocolate milk. Then I had a butterfinger.

Stop drinking and food cravings go up.

Sux

You guys should see this burrito I'm currently eating. Massive. Wow.



Wow.

steak and pasta

I had stake and patatahs earlier, but I had 3 bowls of ice cream. Vanilla with lotsa chocolate and a lil bit of milk to make it like a chocolate milk shake.

So fuckin good. Almost better than beer.

Sbarro stromboli

Just about ate an entire bag of Nestle's Crunch bars. The small ones. So fuckin good.

Clif White Chocolate Macadamia Bar

Woke up and made some spaghetti and ate it and now thinking about a big bowl of ice cream with chocolate syrup on it with a lil milk.

Went to Olive Garden. Got some shrimp thing with cheesy marinara pasta. The shrimp was actually shockingly good. The pasta was absolutely horrible. Like vomit on a plate. Chef Boyardee is better.

Wow, to each his own. Personally, I love Italian food.



lol

So do I. This was gross.

Went to Olive Garden. Got some shrimp thing with cheesy marinara pasta. The shrimp was actually shockingly good. The pasta was absolutely horrible. Like vomit on a plate. Chef Boyardee is better.
The only pasta sauce I can dig at the Olive Garden is the alfredo.

re: Pasta I know wheat pasta isn't as good, generally anyway. But if you under cook it a lil bit, its much better. Leave it a lil al dente.

I'vebeen cooking lots of Whole Grain pasta lately. Good stuff.

Cool ranch Doreets.

It's been a while. Such a classic. Ha!

Little Ceez. SMFGDH

Grilled chicken breast, broccoli and a lil bit of salad.

Getting into these XXL steak 'chos from TB. Sick of living like this. So steamed.

These things are a joke. Stupid.

burgers

Trying the chicken tuscan from 'way.

Delicious. RG3 is the man!

Now eating a Kit Kat Bar for dessert. Ahh, how good it is to be white trash.

Turkey, stuffing, taters.

Last call, what's left is all headin to the trash.

dat spicy I. First time in a while.

Carrot and celery juice with oats, whey protein and tbsp of peanut butter.

hell yeah, man.

Cookies and cream Hershey's kisses

Cookies and cream Hershey's kisses

Made some caulfiflower-crust pizza. Delicious at 300 cals, but 30g protein per slice.

Pork belly braised in a soy-ginger concoction. Looks incredible, but it's blander than I hoped. Still good enough for a couple nights' worth of leftovers.

Taco Doreets.

I'm cutting right now so I had some steamed broccoli. You'd think it'd taste like shit, but when thats all you have to eat all day, it was fuckin delicious.

Not sure why I'm not falling over from low blood sugar.

"Ranch Dipped Hot Wings" doreets

Fruity Pebbles. Been a few years but....still fucking good. Sugar.

SUGAR!

5vBGOrI6yBk

http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/avatars/smarties-49_600.jpg

Bloomberg would have a heart attack if he ever visited Glan's house.

Cleaning up the undesirables from the kids' Easter baskets

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Those bigass Smarties are half the reason I visit dollar stores.

Cool mint Oreos, y'all!!

Some mango hab's. So good.


On another note, since I've gotten my cast iron grill pan and my rice cooker, I'm getting close to being convinced I can happily survive on brown rice,chicken breast, some kind of marinade and some kind of vegetables to steam with the rice. And that asian chili paste stuff or sriracha. And maybe some oatmeal and some almonds. Gonna try to diet soon. Thanks.

Giving these red bean and brown rice 'cuits a try.

Thinking that I should've just stuck with the originals.

Way too many triscuits again

Feel like ass every time I get fast food. #smh

Starving, you guys. Any ideas?

Nothing wrong with a messy spicy

Eating a 'ger that I got from this "Five Guys Burgers & Fries" joint nearby. Not bad.

I like 5 Guys fine but I don't understand why everyone raves about it like crazy...good above average burger but it costs just as much as you'd pay at a nice bar or whatever that's got an even better burger so what's the big deal??
Good marketing I guess...

Beats me, but it was pretty good.

You are wrong and have learned nothing.

chocolate covered baklava

Burger from Five Guys.

Suck it, Vinny!

At least it's not B Dubs.

I think I'm hitting bdubs for the third time this week mañana.

So great.

If that's the best you can do that completely over-rides the whole Grand Rapids website.

still have never been to a BW3

still have never been to a BW3

What you're missing: Awesome drunk/hungover food.

Guess I should start drinking then.

Pkshh!

What you're missing: Awesome drunk/hungover food.
This is only true if your other choices are like Appleby's.

Eating some 'bys. Great mood, you guys.

carrot cake

^
Should prolly be in doc ray's HEALTH ZONE thread

This is only true if your other choices are like Appleby's.

This is also true. Definitely ate bw a lot in Dayton OH but not anymore

Man, Vincenzo HATES BW3 almost as much as he hates Evan Dando.

This is only true if your other choices are like Appleby's.

Applebee's sucks. Every fucking thing there is salt with food being a condiment.

Chex Mix

Flavor: Bold

That's BOLD FLAVOR

Better Made sour cream & onion

Out of triscuits

Better made. So good. Chips in Chicago just aren't as good. Do they still have 'non-ridged' Sour Cream and Onion by you Glan? They don't by my dad, so annoying...

Vin, there are so many places that carry Miss Vickie's Salt and Vinny chips. These are the best on the market.

Better made. So good. Chips in Chicago just aren't as good. Do they still have 'non-ridged' Sour Cream and Onion by you Glan? They don't by my dad, so annoying...

Mine had ridges. $2 for a huge bag. Made in DETROIT, DOC-TOR RAY!

I have no idea where Miss Vickies are made but they're fuckin' great.

Miss vickies are money, they're a frito lay product I think. Jalapeno is the best. Those are Kettle chips, I'm talking more 'bout 'reglar' chips. Not your fancy stuff.

Concur with Miss Vickies Jalapeno. They are the best chip known to man but hard to find. The only place I've had them was at subway.

Concur with Miss Vickies Jalapeno. They are the best chip known to man but hard to find. The only place I've had them was at subway.


What is this hard to find "subway" of which you speak?

What is this hard to find "subway" of which you speak?

The one by my house was the only place I saw them at and now they aren't there.

I will be "currently eating..." some Hungry Howie's in a few.

Who says you need to believe in God to be happy?

#athiest

Alright... what did I miss with this athiest stuff? Someone point me in the right direction.

CE...

Some Cheets.

Not current yet, but I just ordered a couple pounds of a la carte BBQ. CANT WAIT

Caesar's. Feel like white trash. Sick of it.

Steak, carrots, mac & cheese.

Cracker Barrel white cheddar and Tricuits.

Heaven.

Smoothered 'rito from Taco Bell. Going to be brutal. Definitely will be hitting up "Currently suffering from" later, if I'm not dead.

I think I eat an actual good meal a couple times every year or so.

Smothered bureet is trash. So steamed. Going to go get my money back.

Got my Thin Lizzy shirt on, so they know I'll mean business.

Smothered bureet is trash. So steamed. Going to go get my money back.

I do take out a lot. I call when something is fucked up. They typically offer free next time. Sometimes I take it and sometimes I don't. Chili's burgers are a mainstay for me. But they have been going from well to rare and nothing between. So I took some freebies. I also call the manager when its good too. They like that.

^ TMI

I just grilled a great burger. Relish, tomato, lil bit of mayo, mustert, catsoup, onyawns, etc.

tasted fuckin great. And a n/a beer.

Just made tacos. They were meh.

Having a strip steak, asparagus, and frozen fruit topped with cool whip. Fuckyeah.

Having a strip steak, asparagus, and frozen fruit topped with cool whip. Fuckyeah.

Man, steak and hockey. Nice.

I just put this contaption in the oven.

Oven ready lasagna noodles are so fuckin cool by the way.

put a lil sauce on the bottom of a 9x13 or whatever the fuck it is. then some oven ready lasagna noodles. I halfed some johnsonville italian sausage and put them in there. Then a cottage cheese, egg, mozzarella, parmesan, garlic powder, onion powder mixture. Then layered some mushrooms, artichokes (for some reason) a layer of sliced onions and spinach. Another layer of italian sausage and I put a layer of sauce on here and there. Then some sauce and topped with mozzarella. I'm gonna bake that bitch at 425.

CAN'T WAIT!

Johnsonville.

Such a classic Italian name. Is that sicilian??

Yeah, those Johnson's know Italian.

new york strippers

Reuben sandwich. Its good. Diet Squirt.

Not yet, but gonna go to a bacon bar with my family today, then go watch the Buckeyes. Gonna be a good time!

Don't hate me for the Buckeyes pls. Mods please close before anyone can say anything thanks

WHY ARE YOU BRINING UP THE TEAM TO THE SOUTH IN A THREAD ABOUT EATING. IT SPOILS MY APPETITE!

Then again, I am on a cut. Lost 3-4 already.

FUCK...broke down and am eating 3rd bag of peanut M&Ms. Couple big glasses of milk too. Going to sleep like a baby.

Pigs in blankets

#healthzone

Pigs in the blanket...the kids kind or the old German/Polish kind?

kids

smoke-y-links in crescents

deliciously trashy

BOOGIE WITH (BEEF) STEW

rainbow trout

Strip steak, spinach sauteed in butter, salt, and garlic, and frozen fruit/cool whip for dessert.

I'm gonna post here some night when I'm down there with the little man in the boat.

Air popped pop corn with butter.

Peanut M&Ms. These little fuckers are so goddamn good.

Peanut M&Ms. These little fuckers are so goddamn good.

you gotta be shittin me. Eggsactly what I'm having.

Earlier I made a beef strokin off lasagna type of thing. Lasagna noodles on the bottom, layer of stew meat, layer of mushrooms and onions, lasagna noodle mixture of cottage chees, ricotta and mushroom soup and baked that shit. Good stuff. Even the lil woman liked it.

you gotta be shittin me. Eggsactly what I'm having.

Earlier I made a beef strokin off lasagna type of thing. Lasagna noodles on the bottom, layer of stew meat, layer of mushrooms and onions, lasagna noodle mixture of cottage chees, ricotta and mushroom soup and baked that shit. Good stuff. Even the lil woman liked it.

BROUL MATES!

lol...first time I saw dat.

I did a Google search, no results - think I made it up.

Thats a Beauld Original!

Spicy eye. Let's roll.

Dry Roasted Peanuts. First food of the day. and a beer.

^ Fasted Cardio is the bomb.

Had that combo pizza I've been 'thinking about eating' tnite.

Broccoli and chicken.

Gotta get my weight loss back on track.

^ Good for you.

I had a piece of leftover pizza while I grilled chicken. Had a bit or 2 of chicken and then some spam.

NEED BEER!

GIGI!

^ wrong thread.

I was not currently eating gigi.

I fucking love brussel sprouts.

10 year old me is rolling over in his grave.

Also no I did not die when I was 10.

Or did I

No, but remember when Zekyl beat you up and took your bike when you were 10??

An 8 inch Vito.

THIS SHIT SUCKS.

To add insult to injury they put a "Merry X-Mas" sticker on my wrapper. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS.

Don't they know I'm an ATHIEST?

Thinking about calling up and actually complaining about it. lolling