Yeah, I kind of thought there was one, that's what I was looking for but then I got lazy and stuck it in here.

can't stand him, but Ocho Cinco's avatar is great.

(was stalking Glan's Twitter)

happy 3:16 you guys

FUCK! Thought this was the DadBoner thread. Went to go post that in there, but it was 3:17. GOD DAMNIT!

I love going back and forth between here and twitter and seeing hoggs avatar. I have problems. LMMFAO.

I think that pic is from a Bon Jovi video.

LMAO, what a douche.

RealSkipBayless Skip Bayless
Snowing back home but I'm looking out at ocean, beach, 85 degrees. Think I'll ... go out, run 8 or 9 miles, hit weights. I know: I'm nuts.

All he does is #win.

Wow, Jesus Christ.


RealSkipBayless Skip Bayless
Tebow politely declined my offer to pay way to work w/ Brady's QB guru but shows up at UCLA to work w/ Noel Mazzone who tutored him predraft

Looks like Twitter got a new layout.

Not sure what to make of @bitchmanijones. I kind of dislike Bromani, but at the same time this dude can do better than Yo Mama jokes.

Terry Foster is terrible.

I always figured "Terry" was a nickname for Terrible.

I always figured "Terry" was a nickname for Terrible.

Bollea disagrees.

brother.


also lol

Dave Hogg ‏ @Stareagle
Today's my fifth anniversary on Twitter, so yes, I probably have been doing it longer than most of you. #earlyadopter

Baller!

How does one figure out, then remember, his twitter anniversary?

I guess when you're sort of a big deal, like HOGG, it just happens.

The tone of that quote sounds almost... familiar... could it be?

Nah.

Anybody know Hogg's alma mater and how many degrees he has?

He probably doesn't even remember the MSN chat room he met Mrs. Hogg in. Pfft.

It's amazing how wrestlers are able to go on twitter, tweet in character and work up dumb fans.

They could be playing along, but I doubt it.

G'lin, dude, do we really need to know about your farting? I followed you hoping for sports stuff and when cool threads were being started here, not to hear about your bowels and beer.

a little DadBoner rubs off on all of us.

no pun intended

Yeah, G'Lin's twitter sucks so much now. Shame.

Death by iPad.

Alright, I can't take this anymore. Working on my new account today.

The Iron Sheik ‏ @the_ironsheik Close
The snooki need to go rehab for the midgets


hahahahaha. Whoever's doing the tweeting for Sheiky is incredible.

Don't know why I'm amused.
http://twitter.com/#!/METALLICSTROKE

Don't know why I'm amused.
http://twitter.com/#!/METALLICSTROKE
Have you emailed him?:
oscarapl@hotmail.com

I should check in on @TDESPN more often. Dude's so pretentious.

Search screwed up for anyone else?

Whole site's screwed right nao.

Gotta reiterate, Terry Foster is just terrible.

Is he drunk tweeting again?

CHUBBY CHECKERS, LOL!!!!

Definitive proof that Glan needs to step down and relinquish his Twitter account: http://klouchebag.com/#wtfdetroit_com

ha! Hogg got "quite a nice person".

Damn, I feel like a real dick now.

How do I get the "full douchebag" rating?

I feel gyped!

(I also might stop using all caps on twitter, lol)

@Rosenberg_Mike: I am leaving the Free Press to be a senior writer for Sports Illustrated.

Lol, wah?

Wonder how long he had to think that one over.....

Lol, Artest is WASTED:

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“@leeoralexandra (https://twitter.com/#%21/leeoralexandra): @MettaWorldPeace (https://twitter.com/#%21/MettaWorldPeace) but I'm scared of your elbows too” It was an accident.. You saying u wouldn't date me?? I need a date;(

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I looked at myself in the mirror this morning and was scared.... "who the hell are you" in a professor klump voice

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His dad said " well u shouldn't be throwing elbows at people's head " directly to me.. I was do pissed.... Damnit ESPN

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I was at mikuni's in sacramento eating sushi.. This guy wanted a autograph for his son but I didn't know. My security turned him away....

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I'm trying to tell her I'm a nice guy and it was an accident... I'm googling my citizenship award to prove it.. Damnit Espn....

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I'm out socially right now..Lots of girls.. Just conversation.. But they scared to sit next to me.The afraid of my elbows.Not a good feeling

This has me legit lolling and I don't know why


Cranky Vince ‏ @CrankyVince
OHH POOR PUSSY BOY. FUCK YOU, PAL. RT @CMPunk Major League ballparks really need to get up to speed and offer vegetarian options.

THE RAMONA ‏ @glitter_hippie
@OfficialZBeau I think you're wonderful. <3

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=1005&dateline=1327716322

This site is horrible right now. Such a disaster. Maybe it's just me? All kinds of f***ed up.

I'm going to start using asterisks when I swear. It's funnier that way.

WyattChristianMaehl? Awesome.

Thanks, it was either that or Richard Breth. The latter probably would have been too obvious... not that anyone REALLY cares enough to try to figure out if my names are legit or not.

TWITTER IS BACK!!

Now we just need the poem of the day back.

Do you one better: BIBLE PASSAGE OF THE DAY!!

Way too chill these days. Need to get crazy again so I can start having some fun with this.

Just picked up about 20 followers and a bunch of RTs based on my Charlie V takes, lol.

I should probably mess around with my following list. I have to sift through a lot of garbage.

Caught a RT/reply from Dmitri.

@DaMeathookYoung

Got my lame mother's day tweet RT by a couple people. I'll take it!

Got a response from Israel Gutierrez, lol. Nothing big, but I got a kick out of it.

Had a busy night at home last night, but still found a few mins. to troll Sparty. So fun.

Sean Salisbury retweeted you
4 hours ago: Follow @seanunfiltered for some #unfiltered TRUTH.

SandwichesRule ‏@SandwichesRule
@OfficialZBeau @seanunfiltered Great advice. He's a one of a kind. In a very good way!!

Quality trolling:

@MikeHillESPN
Bosh injury...Haslem and Pittman suspensions....Lebron's Hair....the Heat's frontline nearly non-existent!!

@Shawn361xx
@MikeHillESPN wow damn you so funny must be hard being a smug pussy bitch huh

@Thunda39
Settle down, Diet Stuart Scott "@MikeHillESPN Bosh injury,Haslem & Pittman suspensions,Lebron's Hair..Heat's frontline nearly non-existent!"

@ChaIMSIev
@MikeHillESPN Stay classy, fucktard.

@MettaWorldPeace:
Happy labor day.... Enjoy it

Finally unfollowed Hogg. Feels so good.

Been on fire lately and I only have 1 new legit follower to show for it. SMH.

http://i50.tinypic.com/35lxp1w.jpg

Can't tell if this chick from Charter is hot or not. HI've had a few drinks and her pic is so small on my phone.

lil help?

She's solid.

Damn, should have flirted wit her, lol.

Maybe you can lure her out by mentioning Charter. The hours she works are in her profile IIRC.

I just lolled imagining one of you trying to lure her out and ending up with @CharterKyle or @CharterTyler or something.

And then I could flirt with them, LOL!!






nh

lol @ your trolling of the Gin Blossoms

Thinking about going to their show in Detroit and trolling them there. LOL!!

I'm also really thinking about turning my Twitter character into a full-on 90s nostalgia guy. It'll probably flop, but I won't know unless I try.

lol @ them linking me to their MYSPACE page.

New target spotted.

That's incredible.

Only problem is, you'd be at a Giin Blossoms show. So you lose, too.

Despite claiming to not be affiliated with Skip Bayless, there's no way SkipBaylessDefender is NOT Skip Bayless.

I'm thinking about turning my Twitter persona into a fake hot chick, which would really add a whole new level of creepiness.

Very Goshboots of me, but I give no fucks.

These fake trades are really making me lol.

@WojYahooNBA_
Dwight Howard to Houston, Bynum and a 1st to Orlando, Scola, Lowry, Parsons and 3 1st round picks to LA, according to sources.

I'm late with this one, but I'm dying over here.

LMFAO over this one


@OfficialZBeau
Thinking about picking this baby up! http://www.walmart.com/ip/Northwest-Co.-College-Michigan-State-Body-Pillow/17291916 #MSU

@QualityDairy
@OfficialZBeau Do it! That's the most incredible pillow on the Earth! We could eat QD cookies on that all day long. ‪#GoSpartans‬

Stan Bush gave me a #FF mention. LOL!!

LOL!!!


Also, who is Stan Bush?

Peep the America thread.

I just realized that I've also been blocked by C-Mo!!

Blocked by Hulk Hogan. This hurts.

Might quit Twitter.

Who is this poser?!?!?!?!

http://twitter.com/CBCRetail_ZBeau

Made myself lol with my past few tweets.

Which is really what this is all about.

I'LL NEVER GET TO TAKE MY BOAT OUT

Just lolled again, thank you.

Do you think @realskipbayless reads his mentions, sits back... and smiles?

Looks like I'll get to celebrate 1,000 followers again.

Had it up to something like 1,040 a few weeks ago.

Not everybody likes trolls, you guy.

Just read one of own tweets from a few hours ago and lolled. Then I favorited it, ha!!

RT


Just read one of own tweets from a few hours ago and lolled. Then I favorited it, ha!!


Which one was it?

Dantonio riff

I particularly liked the #PoorSparty reference

Never 4get.

not on Twitter, so I thought I'd post this here.

#thingsimiss LLTP, Evil Keith (and Swami in general), gusman, Ledezma

Motwon

The Mossad

Dude, THE MOSSAD! Awesome. You, me and Tahoe, right? I think Zekyl might have been a member.

Glan will try to claim he was apart of it, of course...

@WTFDetroit_com
Saw some people trying to corral a wolf today on the side of the highway on my way home from work. Pretty cool.

Okay, was the "pretty cool" some sort of reference to the Danzig book collection video, or am I crazy? Both?

Shaking a baby in its mouth.

Coincidence.

The wolf thing yesterday was crazy tho, for realsies.

lol'ing. I don't know why. http://twitter.com/MetalThrshnDad

@SeanUnfiltered I miss you on ESPN.
@BeauldFlavors Thx so much I sure miss it too

He RT it, too. Sucker. lol

Twitter down?

Getting a response/RT out of Salisbury is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Also, why am I still following Terry Foster?

lol @ Cusack right now.

@SeanUnfiltered

Ibaka needs an ass kicking but judging from his antics on the court, It wouldn't be fair to bust the punk. He might pull a Fallopian tube

‏@darebeau

@SeanUnfiltered HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA TWEET OF THE YEAR SEAN! GOOD SHIT. #Unfiltered

He then RTed it.

Is Tony Gomez one of y'all's real name?

Absolutely killing it lately and I have nothing to show for it.

Caught a favorite from @GirlScouts

You made it, kid.

No one would believe that I'm a nice guy IRL, 'cause I'm such a huge asshole on teh Twitter. So much fun, you guys.

Just don't piss off the wrong celebrity! Like so:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/professional-boxer-tracks-down-twitter-troll-in-real-life

That's great.

I'm now picturing Craig Monroe standing outside my mo--I mean my house, stolen belt in hand, ready to give me a whoopin'.

Still trying to get a RT from the Hulkster so that I can turn heel. Ha!

Waste a few minutes interacting with a Markov text generator for Twitter: http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/

What I got when I put in WTFDetroit_com:

So classic, you eat dicks. cc: When did LeBron probably won't even flinch when he sucker punched Andre?
Sounds legit.

Man, Radiohead look so steamed.. The Heat winning 6 straight? In this bullcrap. Wish the 'gers were on.

Hearing great things about the all-you-can-eat type of fries?

Took 3 tries.

Apparently he always been scUM. I have to take back out. T'was outside. Underrated candy alert: Rolo.

I got there fun 2 english muffins, a stress fracture in there, playa. You'd have the top 3 times today.

Fun!

lol mine is all over the place

Reminds me of BadLipReading

Brayan Pena is such a great person, you guys. https://twitter.com/cuban2727

@gkelser32 53s

@dadbeauner Wow! Are we just a little bitter today?

Brush with Twitter fame!

Kelser's a cool cat, not annoying at all, which is rare for anybody, but especially a Sparty.

He's no NimRod, that's for sure.

!!!!

@gkelser32 46s

@dadbeauner Thanks


Safe to say we're now Twitter Bros.

@DadBeauner Who runs this account? lol been wondering for quite some time now

!!!!

Who dat?

These #NHL14Datsyuk tweets are killing me. Feel like Glan when soccer's being tweeted.

#bye

Feeling it this afternoon.

Amir Johnson is a playa!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ktlincoln/a-bunch-of-nba-players-follow-porn-stars-and-booty

Just haven't been feeling it lately

Just haven't been feeling it lately

I am today, all the while feeling a little under the weather. #warrior

:emo kid:Austin Daye ‏@Adaye5 (https://twitter.com/Adaye5) 44s (https://twitter.com/Adaye5/status/354063295654801408) I know everything happens for a reason. But sometimes I wish I knew what that reason was.”

BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK.

Ha! My thoughts exactly.

I want to punch him.

Really steamed that this dunce once played for MY Detroit Pistons, you guys.

Anyone use a Twitter app that displays tweets in a pop-out window? I used to use Notifier for Twitter on Chrome, but for some reason the pop-out doesn't work anymore and I miss hundreds of tweets. I didn't realize how much I liked that option until it was gone. Same thing with Tweet Deck - no pop-outs. I'm running Windows 8.

Anyone use a Twitter app that displays tweets in a pop-out window? I used to use Notifier for Twitter on Chrome, but for some reason the pop-out doesn't work anymore and I miss hundreds of tweets. I didn't realize how much I liked that option until it was gone. Same thing with Tweet Deck - no pop-outs. I'm running Windows 8.

NM, it's fixed now.


BUT THANKS FOR ALL THE FUCKING HELP THOUGH!@@#

Tim Hardaway Jr
@t_hard10: People lets get this straight my father is not Penny Hardaway. It's Tim Hardaway.

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure his father is more than happy to know he's straight.

Was following some Atheist chick on there, had to unfollow because she won't stop tweeting about her Atheism. I think we get it. Man.

Fin internet atheists.

I feel that this is an unfair attack on LEGIT athiests.

People can be irritating/annoying about any topic on the interwebs.

I AM an atheist, by the way.

#athiest #athiesm #nogod

Took me a minute to notice what you did there.

lol'd

This "Sorry Not Sorry" thing is the new "Just sayin'," isn't it?

Thomas Rawls ($cUM)'s mom favorited one of my tweets. Should I make a move, you guys?

Feeling it today. Could be a special night.

Go with it, bro. Follow it to wherever it takes you, really explore the space, you guy.

@ginblossoms Hey dudes, birthday's on Monday and I'm throwing a huge celebraish this weekend. Would LOVE for you guys to come.

now picturing the Gin Blossoms playing at my b-day party, where I'm the only one there, and lolling hard. I'm a fucking wierdo Athiest bastard.

http://deadspin.com/the-fuck-1033598894

LOL

So has he been fired for tweeting that? I'm gonna go goog this right now.

http://deadspin.com/bryce-harper-sparks-dumb-baseball-beef-dumber-twitter-1049082108

^ Nice lil dustup right there.

@Astbury

Kinda weird. Wish he'd tweet more.

Yeah, always wondered if that was a legit account. He's always been a strange dude.

All these "Facts" accounts on here are drivin' me crazy.

HATE female sports fans.

Did that sound bad?

Fool is saddened.

MAybe just the ones who like baseball.

Got it today.

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2376139710/TeamBlessed.jpg

@SeanUnfiltered 11m

Heck, if I ever won an Emmy award on TV, I'd probably celebrate by taking a picture of my junk. Ooops my bad. I'm rehabbed now. LMAO

Need a new pic for my background. First suggestion wins.

Need a new pic for my background. First suggestion wins.
http://www.restaurantnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Rallys-to-Expand-into-West-Branch-Michigan.jpg

http://pics3.city-data.com/businesses/p/1/9/5/4/8091954.JPG

Fixed it for ya.

Now I need a background for my name thingy.

Now I need a background for my name thingy.

http://detroitghettos.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/detroits-ghetto_07.jpg

lol'd

Leandro totally lives there and works at Rallys.

I could fix that.

I have no idea what is happening here.

@stonebeauld
@WTFDetroit_com
@FatJoeDumars
@ericranes
@Regicide_Greg

WE OWN THE TWITTER.

did we win an award for tweets with the most inside jokes

we should at least win an award for most DadBoner references.

‏@Yo_5moove 16m

Surround yourself around people that Desire success .. #StayHungry #StayHumble

Atlanta Hawks @ATLHawks
If the NBA season ended today, we would be the #1 seed. Proof: http://pic.twitter.com/K3v05QeykH

Pistons in the 7th spot! I'd love "OUR" chances against this Boston team.

@realDonaldTrump 9h
“If you like your healthcare plan you can keep it.” = “I was born in Hawaii.”

@UndeadPaterno
Don't forget to set your clocks back tonight. I'm setting mine back to 1997.

Not a fan, but the Twitter's good. @thelittleidiot

@TomArnold 2h

Thanks but no thanks. Been there done that. @TheRealRoseanne: If you want me to marry you -email me at Roseanne@fmht.net

@JakeSnakeDDT 1m

Still alive my man.... @mredonkulous @jon_boucher He still needs to slam a bell on Jake The Snake's grave for what he did.

Tweeter's Block has struck!

https://twitter.com/EmptySeatsPics

Roy Hibbert
@hoya2apacer
I looked angry during the game its cause I used flexall/Bengay on my knees under my black tights. Somehow it got on my balls. Burned so bad

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcMrHD9CIAEFhcB.jpg

What a dick.

making myself lol tonight

THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS

My Smithsonian Channel shilling is going to pay off in the end!!!

Nervous as hell right now. Its been 7 minutes since a tweet popped up.

I favorited something from Bomani Jones. I QUIT.

@meezybaby27 42m
I'm sorry but before I believe in asthma I will have to die from it myself! Forgive me if that's insensitive

It being slow for anyone else?

Cracks me up how many followers I ran off just because I told that scrub pitcher we got in the Fister deal to "fuck off."

Pussies.

Cracks me up how many followers I ran off just because I told that scrub pitcher we got in the Fister deal to "fuck off."

like 5 or 6

Make that 7 Bra. Don't fuck with my tigers.

:emo kid:

*deletes account*

But first I'm going to try to get a back and forth going with @wallyball.

DON'T GO!!

Make that 7 Bra. Don't fuck with my tigers.

I WAS HACKED!!!

I WAS HACKED!!!
Good enough for me!

I WAS HACKED!!!
I bet it was that asshole Moss.

Or Glan.

I see your hax0r and raise you a pax0r! The 3133t will rulez!

I'm, like,12% Austrian, so I plan on having a pretty big celebraish today. Happy Austria Day to ya, you guys.

^ Throw another shrimp on the barbie!

Not sure why I follow Terry Foster. Worst twitter account.

Not sure why I follow Terry Foster. Worst twitter account.
So bad.

He thinks he is witty and funny. He isn't.

He thinks he is witty and funny. He isn't.
Exactly. It's painful to read.

Want to follow @MikeMyers, but that's probably not you.

At least I know I'm not funny

http://whatthefuckismytwitterbio.com/

Just tweeted the worst joke ever.

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3947381/favrenod.gif

No, I didn't say I was going to rehab.

People live tweeting the men's hockey gold medal game.

@BHF_BIGTAY 1m
I LIKE SMART MOUTH WOMEN ARGUING WITH THEY ASS IS FUN I PROMISE LOL

LOL, who the fuck is this guy???

Recommended follow.

LIL BRA 5'9 145-150LBS 14 YEARS OF AGE 8TH GRADE WITH A FOOL ASS LEFT HAND AND DUMB BALL HANDLES AND A JUMPER OUT THIS WORLD

Can't stop laughing.

I love his Facebook friends:

https://www.facebook.com/BigTayBowenHomes

He's in a tub in his cover photo!! That's ballin'.

BOWENHOMES BIGTAY ‏@BHF_BIGTAY 3m

IM THE COOLEST NIGGA IN THE WORLD I GUESS THAT'S EXPLAINS WHY MOST PEOPLE TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE

Twitter has been pretty boring lately

@michiganlions
Miggy Miggy Miggy can't you see, sometimes your hits just hypnotize me #NotoriousMIG #MiggySmalls




Worst tweet ever??

Definitely.

Also, should have gone with #MiggySmells.

@vgoodwill @RyanErmanniFox2 Jesus Christ Goodshill. Shut the fuck up. No one values your opinion. Like. AT ALL. Joe D groin grinder.

@vgoodwill @RyanErmanniFox2 Jesus Christ Goodshill. Shut the fuck up. No one values your opinion. Like. AT ALL. Joe D groin grinder.

this guy @rollie took Goodwill to school

this guy @rollie took Goodwill to school

Dude got schooled AGAIN. What a piece of shit.

Tahoe, I'm ripping on a black guy. Come back!!!

Ha!

Goodwill:

Fan to me: "Have you met LeBron?" Me: "Yes and he puts his pants on, one leg at a time like you."

NAUSEATING

!!!

https://twitter.com/tldelk00

@TheJetOnTNT
Championships and Emmy's

Bio. #smh

Bio. #smh

Impemba's:

Detroit Tigers PXP on Fox Sports Detroit. Grew up on 8 Mile long before Eminem made it famous. http://facebook.com/mario.impemba.mlb …

HIPSTER

I like Mario because he usually replies to my stuff though

UNLIKE A CERTAIN SOMEONE HE WORKS WITH, WHO ONLY BLOCKS ME

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000318228204/8f8671ba778fa2f3c159e21441aee4af.jpeg

Tim and I just shared a canoe with another fella

Seems like a cool guy.

I've had some convo with him before, cunt remember what about

Why would I pray for South Korea? Aren't they godless over there? Idiots.

You Think that kim Jung Ill fella is gonna to pray for you?? Hell no!

Only a buncha fuckin' libs would've gotten something like that trending.

@OfficialRJDio is a little creepy

any of yous using the new Twitter profile?

You can pin your best tweets!!!

@ASTBURY 7h

Fuck the eighties