Did the "Keith_Langlois" page get shut down?

http://www.twitter.com/sportspickle Funny, funny stuff.

http://twitter.com/fistinchipcaray

New and improved.

http://twitter.com/TimDBeau

Better get that shit verified.

Speaking of verified pages, is cbillups1 the real Chauncey or what?

Here you go, Glan. http://twitter.com/espn_michelle

http://twitter.com/fistinchipcaray
Czaban was reading tweets from 'Chip' on his show this morning.

@dickmorris: The balloon boy story is a distraction ... Once again, Obama is up to evil things right this very minute

http://twitter.com/hush313

LOL

Ok,so Sheed's in Boston,Artest w/ the Lakers,Shaq to Cavs&Big Ben back in the D?I'm so out of the loop
http://twitter.com/TanithJLB/status/5123288734
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2007/0226/pg2_belbinsolo2_195.jpg

Make #WITNESS a trending topic tomorrow Cavs fans! Rise Up!

Those bastards. Looking ahead to the playoffs already.

Love it!

http://www.twitter.com/waltersobchak

We've got the main man in the big office now, so all is well...even in Afghanistan. Those reports of bombings are just all made up by Fox News.

I hope this guy is not as dooshie as he looks.

http://twitter.com/RobbieW19

Skip Bayless has to be bukdow's brother, or something.

The chick that runs TNA Wrestling tweets a lot.

And "rumour" has it that she asks for feedback on her tweets and they use the feedback as a "viewer's survey" type of thing.

So if anyone wants to see some old shit wrestler they remember from the 1990's on TNA get tweeting.

Do wrestlers get in trouble if they don't stay "in character" on Twitter?

The chick that runs TNA Wrestling tweets a lot.

And "rumour" has it that she asks for feedback on her tweets and they use the feedback as a "viewer's survey" type of thing.

So if anyone wants to see some old shit wrestler they remember from the 1990's on TNA get tweeting.

Tell her to go topless.

Booker T didn't stay in character on TNA Impact (their tv show) so I can't see the company doing much about it if a guy tweets whatever he wants (unless it shits on the company)

WWE DO CARE what their talent tweet - Vince is super crazy about his cult, ummm, I mean his company

Just found out that Candace Parker has a twitter account. Think it might be time to restore mine.

Being arrested for NOT using Twitter.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10403864-71.html?tag=mncol

This is to me what "you ruined Thanksgiving!" is to Glan:

Sean Hannity:

I will block people who are vulgar, disrespectful of women and children and who send me death threats.

File under: not what I expected him to look like

Http://twitter.com/JTTheBrick
http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/111188230/Brickheadshot_bigger.jpg

Who?

That guy is very opinionated (an asshole)

He used to be a caller on the Jim Rome show back in the day and he parlayed that into his own career as a sports talk radio guy.

Anyone else received unexpected Twittiness?

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17939_109-10412754-2.html?tag=mncol

If you've ever wondered what Larry Coon looked like...

http://twitter.com/LarryCoon

chriscornell

The 12 year break is over & school is back in session. Sign up now. Knights of the Soundtable ride again! www.soundgardenworld.com

I sooooo hope this isn't disappointing. Badmotorfinger is easily top ten for me.

Yeah, I agree with you. Superunknown is great too, but Badmotorfinger doesn't have one song I don't love on it. Perfect album.

My top 3 favorite bands of all time are Faith No More, Alice in Chains and Soundgarden. It's going to be pretty fucking cool to have all three bands around again, even though Layne is dead.

Looks like it's time to bring out the flannel and ripped jeans again.

Lol.

http://www.twitter.com/heltershelter

That's great.

More greatness:

http://realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/63975/20100112/farmar_jennings_feuding_on_twitter/

http://www.adamsherk.com/social-media/most-popular-nba-teams-twitter-facebook/

I'd like to recognize the 5 followers that we've lost since last week, but they'd never know it, so F it.


RT @WTFDetroit: I'd like to recognize the 5 followers that we've lost since last week, but they'd never know it, so F it.


@TheMcClaneShow Thanks for the RT, you are a fine man (I think?) and a fine American (not so sure about that one either).


@TheMcClaneShow Wait, this is Muhme? lol


@WTFDetroit BINGO!!


@TheMcClaneShow Do you think we lost those 5 followers because the tweets are too confusing? Do they need to be simplified?


@WTFDetroit 0/10

decided to stop carring about peeps who don't give a shit about me.

"Dirty homo's" invade Britain...

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10448621-71.html?tag=mncol

RT @JoseCanseco: The fbi will be at my house in 20 minutes kind of scared will let u no what they want if I can after they leave

Tahoe: Stayin thirsty

I think I just got twitlaid by @paige_davidson

i saw that. congrats

are you going to tell your wife?

She won't mind if I get 15% Pistons ownership out of it.

That must be one nice piece of twit.

Kind of amusing. http://twitter.com/NFLJesus

Just looked at the recent followers

@paige_davidson
@devan_davidson
@chloe_davidson

That's one family gathering that I'd like to attend.

(insert Bill joke)

Husband guy...I'm about to watch Bing Crosby and White Christmas with the wife.

You know Christmas isn't 'till July right?

I knew they were weird in Sacramento, but damn.

Just looked at the recent followers

@paige_davidson
@devan_davidson
@chloe_davidson

That's one family gathering that I'd like to attend.

Good lord, there's another one.

@allisondavidson

You know Christmas isn't 'till July right?

We roll with Christmas for the entire winter.

WTF?!???!!! I just threw up my tacos.


Keri Laimbeer



My 'friend' is looking for a good 'toy' shop in LA and needs suggestions. Anyone got any? LOL


30

Good God, no.

Internet studs.

T, I'm following your "friend" ReallyMadToday. Hope you don't mind.

Absolutely not, but I think he's leaving town shortly, so not sure about how much he'll be tweeting.

Just put some beer in the fridge from the garage and when I get back from a walk with the wife, beers go to freezer from fridge.

But it won't be the beers from the garage. It'll be the beers that were already in the fridge from last night. I wanted to clear that all up for y'all.

What's ReallyMadToday up to? Same thing?

I think he's visiting his sister, up here, before he splits for LA next week.

Wait a second. Doesn't your brother live in LA? Is ReallyMadToday your brother?

Does that mean you're really a chick??

y, n, n.

Pkshh!

FSR...I'm only able to view a page worth of tweets. Nothing from longer than an hour ago.

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2011/01/25/pistons-set-feb-2-social-media-night-at-the-palace/

http://twitter.com/Jaylee11

Pistons fan.

Actually Nuggets fan, nevermind.

http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1227778659/DSC_0053.JPG

@aldridge_12

He just created it, 20 followers.

I'm at 18.

lol

NotGaryBusey

I'm making a mixtape for my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. What should follow the Misfits' "Die, Die My Darling"?

The guy that owns that account is pretty funny.

^ definitely not me

@JordanTDumars

Here you go, TB

@TheProkhorov

w00t

@mario_impemba

I'm sure he's riveting.

That's not a nice thing to say about your Tiger.

@MagicJohnson


What's up everybody! This is Magic and I'm officially on Twitter!

TWITTER IS BACK!!

Tim Harbaugh LittleBeauHeap

@MagicJohnson How's the HIV? less than 5 seconds ago via web

Oof. Really?

I'm feeling really insensitive today.

Also, Ledezma.

I hate the guy, but this is usually a good read

http://twitter.com/OzzieGuillen

Great sammy sosa is black again yesssssssss 10 minutes ago via txt

Finally, @TheRock HAS COME BACK to the internetz

kind of surprised @FatJoeDumars has so few followers

http://i39.tinypic.com/24q6551.jpg

Here's a link to some serious skin hobbiests talking about the various ways to get lighter and signs in before an after pictures that are clues to what was going on.
http://www.skincaretalk.com/skin-lightening/12907-sammy-sosa-black-again-3.html

http://twitter.com/BrianWilson38

Daaaaaaaamn, only LDB is supposed to be givin' beatdowns like this homeboy!


I knew it.... RT @KhloeKardashian Never throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!!!! Never!!!!

EAT YOUR HEART OUT, GLAN!!!


JonasJerebko

@OfficialTBeau I don't speak french either lol ;) 1 minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to OfficialTBeau

I bet TBeau buys himself one of those horned helmets now.

TRADE: Cossack heritage for Viking heritage.

Just don't become a Viking fan. I don't think thats possible though, cuz Brett left.

Nah man. Lions through and through!! Their future looks brighter than that other team I root for.

IF... you know the rest...

kind of surprised @FatJoeDumars has so few followers

This.

@ebertchicago (http://twitter.com/#%21/ebertchicago)



Mila Kunis and Darren Aronofsky met on iChat. I thought only Republican congressmen met girls that way.

Earvin Magic Johnson MagicJohnson

Give D'Antonio credit, inserting Shawn Williams in the starting lineup, Turiaf off the bench and trusting Anthony Carter with extra minutes.


Tim Schwartz OfficialTBeau

Yes, he's done a great job at MSU. RT @MagicJohnson Give D'Antonio credit

http://twitter.com/#!/charliesheen
Verified.

^ following but still waiting.

Bated breath.

lol...I really am though. This could be really good.

I think Jay Bilas and Bill Raftery are lovers.

fake Charlie has to be up and running, yes?

lol...I never thought it'd be possible to group Charlie and Barwis together.

LOL @FatJoeDumars interacting with the media

LOL @FatJoeDumars interacting with the media
Haha, I know. I was shocked.

Superawesomeness:

http://twitter.com/#!/DalaiLama
(verified)
I wonder how many times he's gotten a bad Bill Murray total consciousness joke...

Suh is having a Q&A tonight on twitter from 8-9.

#Lions faithful, let's barrage him with suggestions to persuade AJ Hawk to come to Detroit and reunite with Bobby Carpenter. @ndamukong_suh

barrage of 18

lul. indeed

barrage of 18

AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?

Can I safely assume that all followers of @glennbeck are imbeciles?

Chris Matthews or Glen Beck...not sure who is more out there in Pluto land.

Had to take it.


@MelissaaBarnes Love you, baby!! RT @TIME Happy ... Mistress Day? | http://ti.me/hkzvyQ (via @TIMEWorld)

Chris Matthews or Glen Beck...not sure who is more out there in Pluto land.

But how did Pluto get there?!

But how did Pluto get there?!
Was just looking at your followers for some reason...LOL.


I work as a Bank Teller. Currently single. Luv to have sex! I'm fantastic in bed! Thinking about trying out for some porn films. http://tinyurl.com/XXX-Pics31



vickyvette (http://twitter.com/#%21/vickyvette) Vicky Vette Just a big boobed Norwegian hacking away a living on the internet! Check out the Official Site at http://www.vickyathome.com (http://www.vickyathome.com/) :)


CatalinaCruz (http://twitter.com/#%21/CatalinaCruz) Catalina Cruz Your online Fantasy Girl™ Owner of 17 adult sites & counting. Love living life! ♥family,friends, motocross Relax on my private island www.catalinacruz.com

:Sheen:

I've been such a Tweetwhore lately.

DougEShirts

The #fml Daily is out! http://bit.ly/gErI7b ▸ Top stories today via @idealisticdem @jamesleake1985 @fckmylife @lautenbach @officialtbeau

A wrassler that Tahoe may like:

http://twitter.com/Christian4Peeps

BOOM!!


Not against the Steelers in the playoffs. RT @RayRice27 #Winning half a minute ago via web

Shitstorm about to commence!

Gotta respect how you even enjoy trolling people that you like.

I know I'm kinda stupid, but I put my heart and soul into this shit and I still can't get one follower that's a real person.

or a response.

Flacco wont b able 2 handle this blitz either. RT @mattvensel A lot of good stuff on my Blitz blog today -- including an item on Joe Flacco

I'm done, I promise.

lol, quality.

Really? I'm usually all about the quantity.

Holy shit, you guys need to check out what I got going.

Guaranteed LYAO.

JoseCanseco (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) Jose Canseco



I am a big fan of charlie sheen if you can hear me twitter me back my email is j c 7264@yahoo.com

2 minutes ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco/status/43806467404468224) Favorite (http://twitter.com/#) Undo Retweet (http://twitter.com/#) Reply (http://twitter.com/#)

If the world ends tomorrow, now we'll know why.....

AS A LITTLE KID ALL I EVER HAD WAS BIG DREAMS

Man, I miss watching that video package and then hearing Fred scream about us "spanking" someone.

There were two separate video packages they aired: one for road games, one for home games, IIRC.

Different lyrics too, I think.

Ask him if we can get an autographed picture as a prize for the next "LOL Gay" contest.

lol, that dude RT'd me re: Flacco

Dari and RoFlo are cool bros.

Let's get #Bakerisms trending.

Lol@Glan

WTFDetroit (http://twitter.com/#%21/WTFDetroit) WTFDetroit.com



I just viewed my TOP20 Profile STALKERS. I can't believe my EX is still checking me every day - http://goo.gl/dZEBX

That was some kind of auto spam type thing that I fell for. I quickly changed the password before it could start autospamming others via DM (I hope).

So yes, lol@me.

But I suspect that TAHOE was a profile stalker.

Glan infected all of wxyz.

http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/science_tech/wews-warning-new-virus-spreads-on-twitter1299500029531

Lol@ FJD's hatemail:

»
http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1264318561/image_normal.jpg
mystruggle777 (http://twitter.com/#%21/mystruggle777) NIKKY IMSOTATTEDUP



@FatJoeDumars (http://twitter.com/FatJoeDumars) who ever this is, is stupid! Immature as well

6 hours ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/mystruggle777/status/44655917991604224) Favorite (http://twitter.com/#) Retweet (http://twitter.com/#) Reply (http://twitter.com/#)

family history

Glan infected all of wxyz.

http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/science_tech/wews-warning-new-virus-spreads-on-twitter1299500029531

GOOD GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!

mystruggle777? Must be a Danzig fan.

She's so tattedup. Unsure of the neck area.

But I suspect that TAHOE was a profile stalker.

You're not a 16-year-old girl, are you?

lol, just yankin' on ya T. :NH:

Aaron Wilson RavensInsider

Ravens cornerback Chris Carr has officially joined Twitter. Recommending a follow for @triplcarr


# Bio Moderate politically. Pro athlete. From the west coast. Light skinned african american.

Dude must get asked about this so much that he had to put it in his bio. SMH

#smh

Lol, FJD's newest follower is "Fat Ahmed" who apparently just follows other fat guys.

Hoping to get a response, or a RT at the very least, from @MSUAD. I was all like, "Suzy Merchant: the fire still burns"

That guy is such a fucking tool.

@SuzyMerchant (twitter.com/suzymerchant)

I hate when I find someone's Twitter only to discover that they haven't tweeted in, like 8 months.

Cowturd


thats it. Rose wants his OWN fame. the 'GET IT' guys like lebron, wade. kobe, K.G. want rings. Iverson wanted own fame 2

Just once, I want to piss one of my followers off and make 'em say "Oh, what's cool guy TBeau going to do? Kick me off the 8 person follower list?!"

D got answered by Killer today. I wish I was a big deal like that.

lol. definitely a big deal...

maybesomedayeventually

I typed in twitter.com/DrRay11, thinking it was Doc (not remembering his actual URL), and some guy named Raymond Phillips came up.

Total rapist name.

are you serious? someone took my screen name? lol, asshole.

408...there ya go. Fuck that APICS shit.

studying right now, bro.

#sortof

But if you had the choice between being down on the field for a Lions game with a Press Pass or doing some JIT or APICS shit, you betah choose the Lions game, bro.

ha! no doubt. My plan all along... well, since sophomore year of college... was to make some $$ while chasing my dreams so I never had to do the "starving artist" thing and work at some shitty coffee shop because I needed to afford to pay my bills.

I just hope I'm not only making/chasing $$ all along but eventually get somewhere with one of my passions.

^ #smartman

#teamdowork

thanks bruh. If you don't mind my asking how do you like your line of work. You seem to enjoy it , managing and doing something you seem to like

Tahoe #grinds though.

I like it a lot more than sitting behind a desk with SQL queries or dealing with peeps who can't handle the front end of a database.

Then there are the days when its raining out and muddy and you have to carry a big beam up a hill. But I can swear on most construction sites, not so much in the office setting. Big plus, imo.

right on. I was doing a little manual labor today covering for a dude in shipping who's on vacation, and very much enjoyed being up and moving around and out from behind a desk.

I'm going to try to make consulting my next occupation, so I can:

- consistently have new challenges
- meet new people
- get experience in a variety of workplaces in the case that, "god" forbid, I end up doing this for the rest of my life
- travel while I'm young
- make more $$

Relatively speaking, compared to my current job, it has a lot of promise. I'm sure there will be days, but there always are, kind of like you said with the muddy shit beam.

http://www.imgbox.cc/images/v0cy.jpg

@JayBilas has too much personality to be the real Jay Bilas.

D is all locked up. whatup d?

MSUAD keeps showing up for suggestions to follow. I'm tempted to ask him what bowl game he thought Sparty should've gone too if playing Alabama was beneath him.

And that pic of him suposably working, is fuckin hilarious.

They always show me people I'm already following in the "suggested" list.

Do y'all follow anyone that follow you? Cuz I've had peeps follow me and didn't follow back and then they left.

I only follow the WTF peeps that follow me. Oh, and that Susan Shan chick that's following me.

I get porn chicks and self-taught lawyers mostly.

http://twitter.com/K_Herbstreit

Check out the pic.
Football analysts are some of the biggest dopes on the planet.

^ lol

I lol'd @ MSUADs also.

Lol, @JordanTDumars (http://twitter.com/#%21/JordanTDumars) blocked FJD. As he clearly should have I suppose.

Awesome. Nice work!

I love DrRay's bio.
Musician, Author, Journalist, Fitness Junky, Businessman, Entrepreneur, Sports Nut. I have too many hobbies.

Makes him sound even cooler.




Maybe I'll put this in mine:

Poster, sleeper (sometimes), showerer (sometimes), masturbator. I have too many problems.

I kind of lied, I'm not technically an entrepreneur (yet).

@GeorgeMichael is pretty entertaining.

John Keating (http://twitter.com/jaykay116)

@GeorgeMichael is pretty entertaining.

@BoyGeorge (http://www.twitter.com/boygeorge)

@DestroyersMarty

Schottenheimer!

My newest follower http://twitter.com/WhitePWFilm

gawwwwwwwd

Anybody else had the #failwhale for about the last 20 minutes?

@schlereth_girl

Hmm.

@UpstateBaller

Casper Wells, lol.

@JerryGlanville

Someone tweeted...'If you are constantly organizing, you have OCD. If you are constantly eating you have OBCD. lolerkindafunny

@schlereth_girl

Hmm.
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/969724687/alex-4.jpg

Nice foot. Why can't I see the other??

About to unfollow another ESPNer (a la Jemele).

@MikeHillESPN is horrible.

Don't mind him, at least on ESPN. I don't pay too much attention to his tweets.

You guys have people that you can't stand their tweets but just keep following anyways for some reason?? It's like a train wreck (not you Train Wreck) I just can't look away.

http://twitter.com/#!/WhitlockJason

http://twitter.com/#!/Keri_Laimbeer

http://twitter.com/#!/AshlyStar

Could be a Weapon of Mas-turbation.


http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/969724687/alex-4.jpg

@MichaelCole

Called someone a faggot and got in trouble with Vince, lol.

rofl. hahaha what a douche

now following:

@mikethemiz

lol

Does the guy really call his fans Coleminers?

Wow.

Wait, the guy really has fans?

Wow.

Miz calls his fans "Mizfits", apparently.

Does the guy really call his fans Coleminers?

Wow.

Wait, the guy really has fans?

Wow.

I assume that the super douchiness of that character is intentional, right?

That's not bad.

I saw him using "Colealition". That's kinda clever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BYl710seik

re 456

That has to be schtick.

Yeah, definitely in character.

I actually met him outside Bob Evans like 10 years ago. He has a shoulder tat.

Yeah, definitely in character.

I actually met him outside Bob Evans like 10 years ago. He has a shoulder tat.

Someone eating at a Bob Evans had a tat?

I've seen folks with tats at Bob Evans. Like me, I figured they liked the sausage biscuits and gravy.

I was going for sarcasm there.

swing and miss

I was going for sarcasm there.

swing and miss

I got it, bro.

It took a second, but I didn't quit on it. I'm not a quitter...but you know that.

So the fuckin missing snake from Bronz Zoo joined Twitter and THAT MOTHER FUCKER HAS MORE FOLLOWERS THAN ME!

Doesn't take much. I read 60,000 already.

I think I actually picked up two real people as followers recently!

I've had some awesome zingers, but those have gone without responses.

That Rondo tweet was great...still surprised nothing on that.

I had an awesome one sent at Khloe Kardashian. Didn't even get any shit from butthurt fans. Then again, I doubt she has any fans.

The 'change' tweet? I lol'd.

Lol, change. Most bullshit word of all time, AM I RIGHT?

Yep. But was that the tweet you were talking about?

change the channel?

That was the one to Kourt.

Khloe sent out a couple "#dontactlikeyounever" tweets, so I was all like "#dontactlikeyounever were a guy before"

Oh shit. LOL oh man thats funny.

I know. Fuck. I know I'm an idiot, but sometimes you've just gotta tip your hat and at least give me a reply.

If that doesn't get it, nothing will.

I'm going to start tweeting in all caps. Maybe then those fuckers will give me attention!!

effing jalen and dez won't ever reply to me.
as soon as i message them, they call it a night and go to bed.
frags.

You guys have people that you can't stand their tweets but just keep following anyways for some reason?? It's like a train wreck (not you Train Wreck) I just can't look away.

http://twitter.com/#!/WhitlockJason

http://twitter.com/#!/Keri_Laimbeer

http://twitter.com/#!/AshlyStar

Add http://twitter.com/#!/AndyMilonakis to that list.

Got my spicy, got my Dew. To twitpic or not to twitpic...

You guys have people that you can't stand their tweets but just keep following anyways for some reason?? It's like a train wreck (not you Train Wreck) I just can't look away.

http://twitter.com/#!/Keri_Laimbeer (http://twitter.com/#%21/Keri_Laimbeer)


One down! She quit.

One down! She quit.

This is about the best thing that happened today in the world.

Online bullying is wrong.

TBro, check this story out. "I'm the ugly sister"

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/03/31/khloe-kardashian-im-ugly-sister/?test=faces

She needs to stop giving herself so much credit.

#suchaninternetstud

I lol'd when I read she said "I get called Tranny twice a day"

I remember one of them.

I don't think she's that bad, but she's definitely the most annoying. And that's saying something.

I couldn't comment that much, but know that 'generally' the hotter the chick the bigger the bizatchness.

And that one, not Kim, is frickin fairly hot, imo.

It's weird how twitter slows down about the same time wtf does. Or close anyway.

Somebody hacked @KimKardashian

LOL

Don't look at me, bro!

Kim will write some code to stop that shit. Splitting atoms not prob for her either.

And Humphries a no-show at the game tonight. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Actually, yeah, probably.

http://twitter.com/#!/RealCatholicMom (http://twitter.com/#%21/RealCatholicMom)

Just a regular Catholic mom trying to keep it real by loving Christ & His Church, family, & the world in general. Have minivan, will travel. Ain't no thang.

http://realcatholicmom.wordpress.com/

@mario_impemba's pic makes me lol every time for some reason.

Apparently, it was Khloe that "hacked" Kim.

Disappointing. Not as disappointing as the MSU bball season, but still. RT @MSUAD WrestleMania draws nearly 72k at the Georgia Dome. SMH

He might be the best guy in the world to troll. What a db.

How many dickfaces are there in the world that actually look for tweets with the #smh, #grind, et al hashtags?

This may or may not suck, but oh well.

Great, and in 2 years or less it will be irrelevant. Much like friendster, napster, myspace, and the other 1000 things that have come and gone. Why bother. Message boards are where it's at!