Something is technically wrong.

Thanks for noticing—we're going to fix it up and have things back to normal soon.

before I rec'd that message my twitter went to old style or something. I couldn't switch back.

I'm making a new rule: gain two followers for every person I want to follow.

I'm making a new rule: gain two followers for every person I want to follow.

Sounds like a pyramid scheme.

I tried to stir the pot #wiunions and now my acct isn't working. lol

just havin some fun.

Just got followed by

http://twitter.com/RodAllenQuotes

I tried to stir the pot #wiunions and now my acct isn't working. lol

just havin some fun.

I had help writing some tweets and I still couldn't get a response.

You gotta get up pretty early in the moring to rattle a lib. :)

I'm a pretty big deal in Cincy these days.

FJD's been picking up tons of fake hot chicks and weight loss/dieting providers lately. ENFUEGO.

FJD's been picking up tons of fake hot chicks and weight loss/dieting providers lately. ENFUEGO.

I've taught him well.

Theismann7
RT @OfficialTBeau: Lol, he thinks he has friends. RT @Theismann7 Friend of mine shared this little gem with me: at least one.

Soooooo fuckin addicting.

Did you see my tweet to @AndrewBynum?

@mario_impemba tweeted to me. Guess that makes us boys now.

Soooooo fuckin addicting.

Wait until you are following 1000+ people and the news/info and humor are just a constant stream of awesome.

Did you see my tweet to @AndrewBynum?

I'll check it out. I've been on the other acct.

Wait until you are following 1000+ people and the news/info and humor are just a constant stream of awesome.


Nothing like going to take a piss and coming back to 'you have 59 tweets' or something.

Did you see my tweet to @AndrewBynum?

LOL...QUIT PICKING ON MY LAKERS!

We should move a thread to Aphivewon

A freemason just tweeted at me.

I think I just rec'd my last woj dm.

For all the hoopty doo Woj was coming up with the other night, he hasn't put it into any of his columns yet. I wonder why? No, I don't. He was wrong.

What are you talking about? #imissedsomething

http://phillyhoopstalk.wordpress.com/2011/04/10/andrew-bogut-rips-twitter-mooch/

Felt like I was bringing some A game tonight, but just couldn't get many RTs. Tough crowd.

@RoFloSC Are you a Fabulous Freebirds/Michael "P.S." Hayes fan?

Absolutely, one of the first heels to get babyface reaction. RT @OfficialTBeau Are you a Fabulous Freebirds fan?

Nice.

Going to try to get a back and forth going with him.

Jesus, what a loser I am.

Twitter is so cool. I remember thinking WTF? at the begining too. Thanks to Glanny, who kept saying get an account.

LOL'd


AroundTheHorn

.@MrMichael_Smith Ashamed? I wear women's bike shorts. Got engaged in bathroom at LaGuardia. Have a mullet. Shame ain't got nothing on me.

@DariNowkhah is a good man. Really enjoy his stuff.

Like him on twitter, not so much on TV/radio.

He is somebody that you can get a RT or some convo out of if you kiss a little ass, tho.

If you're into that.

He is somebody that you can get a RT or some convo out of if you kiss a little ass, tho.

If you're into that.

Yeah, it was surprisingly easy.

I'd hang with him.

Tried pulling the same thing with Jemele as I did with Dari, but got nothing. I knew I disliked her for a reason.

498 followers.

On the precipice of greatness.

Caught a RT from @meijer today. It was about cole slaw.

#comeatmebro

@kfc_colonel (https://twitter.com/kfc_colonel) now following me.

@marccolombo now following me.

#comeatmebro

lol have to check that one out.

@realskipbayless


For those asking: Married hi-school sweetheart/homecoming queen. Divorced. 3 long-term girlfriends. Now engaged (Ernestine). Married to job

We might need the translator.

Some of these are making me laugh.


mel lawson bigmelv7
@RealSkipBayless I always thought u were gay...no disrespect

lol wow


ochocinco
Lewis: who's 60-67-1 all-time, 0-2 in playoffs, and only 2 seasons with +.500 record, can't criticize my thumbs for tweeting. They win 4 me

I'm now being followed by @KarlRove.

WTF?

^ Good. Maybe you'll learn something.

Twitter, imo, is one of the coolest things to come along in a long long time.

^ Good. Maybe you'll learn something.

Just bringin some snark, Glan.

I could use some help with my email, now that I think about it.

I don't know any CIA agents, though.

Get tweetdeck if u haven't already done so.

Any time I get a random thought that I find funny (and others don't) I always say "Gotta tweet that"

Do U use tweetdeck?

ZBeau. No more T?

Get tweetdeck if u haven't already done so.

I was trying to make a joke about Rove. Whoops.

I've used tweetdeck at work for a year or two.

I'ma get it. Seems pretty nice

I have about 60 columns on my TD at work, lol.

What r ur colums glan?

^ NVM 60 columns...holy shit!

I'm managing about 6 accounts for work, so they each have columns for the feed, mentions, direct messages, etc. and then I have my personal accounts and a bunch of searches that I keep open all the time.

I actually have to close TD throughout the day. There's just TMI and it can tie up an hour every time I scan through each column.

The WTF feed that I've build is like gold, though.

My newest follower:

http://twitter.com/cowboyfancydres

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p316/sjonathan02/smh.gif

I'm managing about 6 accounts for work, so they each have columns for the feed, mentions, direct messages, etc. and then I have my personal accounts and a bunch of searches that I keep open all the time.

I actually have to close TD throughout the day. There's just TMI and it can tie up an hour every time I scan through each column.

The WTF feed that I've build is like gold, though.

And that's the beauty of it. U can follow however many persons, places or things that you want. TD lets you group them by 'Friends' and then "real friends' or by "funny" or "Political" or 'funny political (Dems)". Not sure how I did without it.

And you use Twitter for work? How's that work, without tmi.

marketing, hoss

Hopefully ur not one of those tweetbots. :)

Also, I'm going to put a :) on most of my posts to show that I'm not 'disgruntled' or anything like that. :)

Thinking about starting up a "Things Trent Dilfer Says" account, if one doesn't exist already.

@DilferSez?

I'M BLOWN AWAY, AND IT HURTS

Just checked my DMs, lol



@KarlRove (http://twitter.com/KarlRove) Decision Points by Pres. George W. Bush out now! http://amzn.to/cSRnQW (http://amzn.to/cSRnQW)

^ You would prolly do yourself some good if you read that.

You should also pick up a copy of "Courage and Consequences" and read that too.

AND A BIBLE

^ Absolutely!

check and check

R.I.P. #Obama less than 10 seconds ago via web

@bohnlein is terrible, had to unfollow. Almost worse than me.

LOL!!


JimNorton
HUGE news from Pakistan; my new CD, Despicable, is charting in Karachi. half a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by you and 2 others

@pitfan082



Bio I am a major sports fan who loves the Steelers, Penguins Lakers, Bulls and the Yankees. Red sox fans you've been warned

lol @ TomGreenLive. I seriously can't tell whether he's trolling or not.

Got a DM from @Mrjimflorentine after I tweeted and told him it was ballsy to come out and admit to being a Slipknot fan.


Mrjimflorentine
They are one of the best bands out there now, not afraid to like em at all. jim

OfficialZBeau
@mrjimflorentine Can't reply to your DM since you're not following me (good thing), but rock on Jim! Nothin wrong w/ liking who u listen to.

:suckup:

Ever heard his prank calls?

What makes you think I would be into something as CHILDISH as prank calling?

His calls are really, really uncomfortable to listen to. I've had to turn the channel a few times when they come on the comedy channels on XM.

@DWheelz12 (http://twitter.com/DWheelz12) and @CV31 (http://twitter.com/CV31) just had the dumbest fake "beef" to announce their charity softball game. It was even worse that I couldn't thin k of a good "Cancer Patient" tweet to interject with.

both players suck. Dwill has been Mayhew's worst pick by far.

http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1340526244/photo_11-35-46.JPG

I see that @OfficialZBeau is up to 45 followers.

Impressive.

About 35 of them being unworthy of following back.

34, @fancycowboydres is awesome.

I'm addicted to this site and it's all your fault, Glan.

FTR...my Klout score is better than Glan's WTFDutwah score.

And I've only been on twitter, not that long.

#braggingahole

#MILFs is now trending, lol.

Thinking about going emo.

Just discovered @FakeInge. Not a recommended follow, because fake Tigers accounts have jumped the shark, but this was a GEM:

I don't understand what the big deal is. I get a no-hitter every game. #tigers #sheesh

@EddieTrunk: Mr Big, sound great. Cool to have them back http://yfrog.com/hsf3hvmj

Just saw. Thinking about making a parody account. 'Eddie Chunk'

Some Greek black / death metal band is following me. Pretty cool. I bet I'm a big influence.

Now I know why I don't like him:


Colin Cowherd ESPN_Colin
Met 'Macho Man' in Vegas. Really cool guy. Sad. Not sure why I gave up both wrestling and Mountain Dew at 14. #restinpeace

Got a RT from @davecoulier, lolz

I think he probably did horrible horrible things to the Olson babies.

I've always despised that show, and keep in mind that I like the dumbest shit.

It was awful.

http://twitter.com/#!/anthonyg788

Um, I can't see the brilliance that is my own tweets.

I assume I'm not the only one.

lol my stupid tweets can be seen hahah

Mine came back. Whew!

MINE R GONE O NOES

loling hard at the bio for @SadKeanu


Bio I really enjoy acting, because when I act I'm no longer me.

"Franklin and Bash" is trending worldwide.

Does the "similar to" feature ever work?

Mateen_Cleaves
Had lunch and spent half of the day with coach Izzo. Man we talked about the good old days . I had a ball. #spartannation

Wish I could've been a fly on the wall...

Been a good day on twitter, I hope this thing sticks around.

I got a dadboner vibe from that Mateen tweet, by the way.

I can see that.

@mario_impemba Hey Mario, do you ever rock the plaid shorts with your polos?


@OfficialZBeau Not with my chicken legs.

I caught a RT/reply from NY Daily News' @alanhahn today (16K followers) and had my normal chat with Dari (10K) over the weekend too, lol.

I'm really enjoying my new twitter gimmick.

Gla is "likes to fight" guy.

lol, just in the last day or so, and just with two guys that I've been meaning to unfollow anyways.

I'd guess that about 5% of my tweets are trolling, maybe 2% confrontational and ROUGHLY 93% benign.

I think I have between 4K-5K tweets and really only one "fight", last night with a douchebag.

http://twitter.com/#!/DumbNames

@allmaddenteam


The Fox Sports Detroit girls need better hair and makeup people. They just look like girls from around the way. Oh and boob jobs. #realtalk about 13 hours ago via txt

Jelly?

@mattleinartQB really likes talking about his son. Remember when he didn't give a shit about him? Maybe he really doesn't, still.

Uh oh, @MagicJohnson going after Pete Vecsey. Strange to see Magic publicly attacking someone.

Something worth reading from Magic? Wow. Nice Friday, you guys.

@AndyGlockner: Wow, Magic's crushing Peter Vecsey for not being good on TV? (Or crushing anyone for not being good on TV?)

Check out @tomgreenlive lol

@FlavorFlav is following me, lol!

Damn, guess he follows everyone that follows Chuck D. I thought I was special for a split second.

@VinnyMarlin got hacked, lol.

Thanks for the DM, Vin! I could certainly use some extra money.

@VinnyMarlin got hacked, lol.
I think this is like the 3rd time.

@VinnyMarlin got hacked, lol.
The best part is I'm currently taking CCNA classes.

@SeanUnfiltered

Follows back.


Also, http://deadspin.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/08/seansalisburyby3.jpg

TheeBlueMeanie
@ the age of 38 I'll put a smooth and sold dump against an orgasm any day.

Solid tweeter.

Perhaps a recommended follow?

Picked a good day to go back on it. Some entertaining stuff.

Picked a good day to go back on it. Some entertaining stuff.

Thanks!

ik loling @ u guys after gms 2,4,5,6 helped me. RT @DwyaneWade If you don't Laugh you will cry. Laughter people. Try it. Its healthy for you

I tried. Didn't want to cheat and use twitlonger.

Get a load of this tool:

@DARWINBEATTYJR

BOOM!!!!


senorwinces
Reminds me of the time your dad helped OJ get away with murder. RT @KimKardashian WHAT!!??! CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY! I am speechless!

That's excellent. Had to feel good sending that one.

What the fuck?


HacksawJDuggan
Every time I have diarrhea I think Papa Shango has put a voodoo curse on my butt. USA! (puts pins in butt doll, headbutts smoking skull) ;Q

Just realized it's one of those "not" accounts, lol.

Fake

EliBraden
Whichever one got the worst nose job? RT @KimKardashian: Can u guess which H'wood actress I'm inspired by in this look? http://t.co/DH0rwEM

I love when people do my job for me.

lol, yup.

I love when people do my job for me.

Mom's been slacking on the laundry lately.

What the hell is this?

@JohnLansing

What the hell is this?

@JohnLansing

bwahahha


JohnLansing
@OfficialZBeau is Tim Gores and this is a man that you want to follow. Trust me on this one. He makes miracles happen.

Amazing account.

So it's you, then?

I wish I could take credit, but I can't.

There seems to be a new problem where everyone's "followed" and "followers" lists have been wiped out.

i noticed dat

Looks like everything's back to normal.

Back to being messed up. WTF THIS IS CRAZY!!!!!1 LOL

Has happened many times before, let not your heart be troubled.

http://www.wnd.com/images/090821seanhannity.jpg

@mario_impemba

Holy Cats! I've gone from almost 8,000 followers to 0. That's a whole lot of "unfollows" Or maybe there is something wrong with twitter.

holy cats hahahahah

If there ever was a boring contest, Mario could be world champ.

IF BOREDOM WAS A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING COMPANY, YOU WOULD BE WOMEN'S CHAMPION ... OR SOMETHING.

^@kstat24 DM'ed me and told me to tell you that.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/07/110721163033.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily% 3A+Latest+Science+News%29

@Mrs_NBALockout is kind of an interesting gal.

Finally switched to new twitter. Too many problems with the old one.

PeteCarroll Pete Carroll
want to call the 1st play in our game vs SD next week? tweet in your play idea... we'll pick 1 & call it! #SEAtweetplaycall



PeteCarroll Pete Carroll
I'm serious now, we’ll pick one of your plays! but if it doesn’t work, we’re holding you accountable!! #SEAtweetplaycall

C_Finnegan31 Cortland Finnegan
Being absence from a team function doesnt mean holdout or your unhappy Family issues come up I'm human thank you Nashville for understanding



OfficialZBeau Timth Nokturrduk
@
@C_Finnegan31 I hope it isn't an issue with your father, Andre Johnson.

It's somewhat interesting to see people buying and selling football tickets on twitter. Nice use of the medium.

my newest follower:

@LiveConservativ

@LIVECONSERVATIV IS GOING TO SAVE THE COUNTRY

Just saw that someone named "EricaKeating190" was following me. Thought she was John's daughter or something at first. Checked out the profile and, wouldn't you know it, spam!

Glan, how are you liking my new "RT everything Glan says" schtick?

Glan, how are you liking my new "RT everything Glan says" schtick?

I never pictured myself as a muse. But I like it.

Need one of those background/layout things. Help a bro out?

Just hit the following limit. Need to prune my list. #smh

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/top_tweets

Anyone know what's up with Schefter's Avatar? (https://twitter.com/#%21/AdamSchefter)Why?

Yikes.

darrenrovell (https://twitter.com/#%21/darrenrovell) darren rovell



My heart goes out to the Virginia Tech community for another unfair, awful tragedy. Now go back up your bid & go buy Sugar Bowl tickets.

:insensitive:

G, read the last tweet. How are Lakers fans not the most annoying?

I don't recall ever encountering a Knix fan that has pissed me off.

The Knicks fans from Real GM are my frame of reference.

What happened to the WTFDetroit Twitter? New name?

Ohk, I see now.

All part of the master plan.

Ben Wallace said at Tuesday's shoot-around before the exhibition finale at Cleveland fans won't catch him on Twitter -- Facebook either.

"I don't Twitter," Wallace said at Quicken Loans Arena. "If you want to talk to me, you got to come see me. That's why I don't need Twitter."
http://www.freep.com/article/20111221/SPORTS03/112210421/Lawrence-Frank-Pistons-rookie-Brandon-Knight-making-some-strides

RealSkipBayless Skip Bayless
Clippers overrated. Don't play much D. Spurs allowed zero lob dunks, owned boards, took advantage of inexperience, lack of hoop savvy.



RanenFreshness ranen shulman
@
@RealSkipBayless seriously aren't you 153? Your neck looks like a hookers vagina you salty ass bitch. I hope you die in a fire!

they've played 2 games together you fucking moron. Your mothers asshole is overrated you don't see me tweeting about it.

LMAO



RealKevinNash Kevin Nash
Never realized I had a problem with Jim (Warrior). Seemed to get along fine in Scottsdale. Come on my clown, turn that frown upside down.


RealKevinNash Kevin Nash
@UltimateWarrior: A true warrior never turns down a challenge. Put up a 100K. I'll do the same. 3 rounds. mma rules. winner take all.
4 Jan


RealKevinNash Kevin Nash
I'm talking shoot, not sports entertainment. Jim Hellwig needs to put up or shut the fuck up. Day before Mania in Miami area.

RealKevinNash Kevin Nash
Warrior will have to pass all hiv and hep a b and c tests. I'll do the same.
4 Jan

RealKevinNash Kevin Nash
I'm tired of this guy talking shit about the boys & me. When they stop it or you tap, i'll quit, or you can apologize like the c*nt you are.

RealKevinNash Kevin Nash
@UltimateWarrior You should watch your mouth,You know your a bitch .You want nothing to do with me.You ran out of your gym to avoid me.


RealKevinNash Kevin Nash
@UltimateWarrior You want to go pussy name the place and time. If not shut your dick sucker and forget my name. Bitch make me 100k richer
5 Jan



UltimateWarrior The Ultimate Warrior
Mr Warrior has filmed a video response to Kevin Nash. Stay tuned. #TeamWarrior
1 hour ago
P, how would you have this one go down?

sheiky weighs in:


the_ironsheik The Iron Sheik
Ultimate Warrior is no more Ultimate Warrior. He is now the Raisin Balls warrior

Can't stop lolling.

Good stuff. Keep the updates comin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw2_JC1Hu5M

loool

Can't believe I'm watching this full thing. SMH!

ADIDAS LOL

That was disappointing.

watched it, lol

best part is that it only has about 300 views

Only on Twitter will you find 50-year-old has-beens beefing with each other.

Well, there's always the actual wrestling programs too, I guess.

I NEED TO MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT LOL



RealKevinNash Kevin Nash
Helwig goes Dr. evil on me. What does he want, 1 billion dollars? How about this Jim, you pick the time and place for free and fun.
21 minutes ago

Alright, bros. Suggest a Twitter username (?) and I'll use it, unless it's already taken.

God?

Alright, bros. Suggest a Twitter username (?) and I'll use it, unless it's already taken.

@YoungChristianMale (loved that schtick)
@MrX
@5thHorseman
@Timbow
@TheHeel

I need to become a wrestler.

Brb, going to the gym.

@danieldresden , Whoever that is, appears to be on an all out Dumars smear retweet campaign.

He's great, I RT him all the time. He has less than 100 followers, IIRC, which is a shame.

And I had something like 400. Life's not fair.

Reactivated my account for a sec nd saw that all of my tweets were still intact. Thought they deleted all of that stuff?

I'd rather make a new one anyway.

tittiess

Lots of fun tonight. A lot of Pistons/Dumars/beat writers venom out there.

Still coming up with ideas for my return promo. It's going to be pretentious and awesome.

P would be pissed.

@NYDNInterNets: I cheated on my girlfriend while she was pregnant with our daughter.

Keep your eyes on your phone, gents. Whoops!

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1082021484/Stefan-Bondy_Square.jpg


#fail

Surprising. He doesn't look like he's into chicks IYKWIM (NTTAWWT).

Also, he kind of looks like me.

(not really... he looks nothing like Tom Green or Kyle Orton)

This dude is not good at twitter.

Must not have 800+ followers.

He does, but he needs to learn how to #logout.

Soon, this thread will surpass Currently listening to....

Had a lil' dustup this afternoon, lol.

Was just reading. Holy shit, awesome.

Lol, did Terry Foster get fooled by @vgoodshill or is he playing along?

lol, wait, who's @WTFDetroit?

Probably you, LOL!

No, this account is amusing.

(Not really, but it's still not me LOL!!)

I actually just created it to RT my own tweets. LMFAO!!

Brilliance in Tweeting.

I was starting to think it was that one guy that swagger jacked you.

Is KL getting snarky?

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1154558372/klanglois_100_normal.jpg
Keith_Langlois (https://twitter.com/#%21/Keith_Langlois) Keith Langlois



T-wolves heavy w/ crafty PGs (Rubio, Barea, Ridnour). Tonight so far: 0/8 combined with 1 assist. #Pistons (https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23Pistons) up 26-21, 8:34 left in 2nd.

Does he still do those chat sessions? We had so much fun.

That was one of my favorites.

JimIrsay Jim Irsay
My sources tell me Rob will star in an epic remake of "Deep Throat" with aging porn stars and 4 finger circus clowns!

Jeff Moss v. Terry Foster twitter beef is pretty entertaining.

@vgoodshill is, as Vin would put it, $

I'd think Goodwill created that account to parody himself, but I'm sure he takes himself as seriously as he seems to.

vgoodshill vgoodshill
#blocked RT @vgoodwill: @vgoodshill lame joke from some1 impersonating someone else. How about removing that mask, how brave will u b then?
1 hour ago



cynicalmatt TheySeeMeTrollin
@
@vgoodshill @vgoodwill I love how obsessed that IMPOSTER @vgoodwill is with you. Keep spreading truth, Goodshill! #truthhurts
56 minutes ago

epic. biggest tool on the planet

Guess Glan didn't lie. Twitter's broken!

Wtf?

Crack up every time @voodshill goes "But I don't know the game right? SMH"

Stareagle's new av is comically bad.

HAHA, is he trying to be John Popper or something? HAHAHAHAHA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

Stareagle Dave Hogg
My new Twitter icon is in honor of #1880sNight.

HAHA, is he trying to be John Popper or something? HAHAHAHAHA


Will you please make it your av on here? Would make me pretty happy.

Done. LOL!

OMG that's terrible. So glad I unfollowed.

Like a fat extra from a Bon Jovi video.

I'm gonna set the over/under on the number of games of Dungeons & Dragons that he's played in his life at ∞

Done. LOL!
So great.

OMG that's terrible. So glad I unfollowed.
Unfollowed? Or #BLOCKED ??

Jason Maxiell has 18 points, two rebounds and one eaten baby.

This comes closer to confirming my suspicion that he at one time at least lurked here....I know that's been posted elsewhere but....

I wonder what his reaction would be if he came over here and saw these last few posts.

I'm sure he'd probably be thrilled that people are talking about him.

I don't know maybe he'll tell us?

C'mon guys. Dave's a professional sportswriter, he doesn't have time to visit message boards.

Haha, think about it though, if you were a professional sportswriter you'd be all over different boards.

I'm sure they "ego surf" all the time.

ego surfing dot com

WTFDetroit_com WTFDetroit.com
Tomorrow is Wing Wednesday @ BDubs for lunch. Always say I'm going to try something different, but stick with "the usual".

This is me every time I go to Subway. LOL!

Jeff Moss v Lynn Henning.

Might need a "Twitter beef alerts" thread.