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Vinny
02-08-2012, 04:14 PM
Yeah, I kind of thought there was one, that's what I was looking for but then I got lazy and stuck it in here.

Timone
02-09-2012, 12:23 PM
can't stand him, but Ocho Cinco's avatar is great.

(was stalking Glan's Twitter)

Timone
02-09-2012, 03:16 PM
happy 3:16 you guys

Timone
02-09-2012, 03:17 PM
FUCK! Thought this was the DadBoner thread. Went to go post that in there, but it was 3:17. GOD DAMNIT!

Vinny
02-10-2012, 01:17 AM
I love going back and forth between here and twitter and seeing hoggs avatar. I have problems. LMMFAO.

Glenn
02-10-2012, 05:12 AM
I think that pic is from a Bon Jovi video.

Timone
02-11-2012, 04:56 PM
LMAO, what a douche.

RealSkipBayless Skip Bayless
Snowing back home but I'm looking out at ocean, beach, 85 degrees. Think I'll ... go out, run 8 or 9 miles, hit weights. I know: I'm nuts.

Vinny
02-12-2012, 08:43 AM
All he does is #win.

Timone
02-14-2012, 09:43 PM
Wow, Jesus Christ.


RealSkipBayless Skip Bayless
Tebow politely declined my offer to pay way to work w/ Brady's QB guru but shows up at UCLA to work w/ Noel Mazzone who tutored him predraft

Timone
02-15-2012, 07:00 PM
Looks like Twitter got a new layout.

Timone
02-17-2012, 03:42 PM
Not sure what to make of @bitchmanijones. I kind of dislike Bromani, but at the same time this dude can do better than Yo Mama jokes.

Vinny
02-23-2012, 10:18 PM
Terry Foster is terrible.

Timone
02-24-2012, 01:31 AM
I always figured "Terry" was a nickname for Terrible.

Glenn
02-24-2012, 08:08 AM
I always figured "Terry" was a nickname for Terrible.

Bollea disagrees.

brother.


also lol

Timone
02-27-2012, 07:22 PM
Dave Hogg ‏ @Stareagle
Today's my fifth anniversary on Twitter, so yes, I probably have been doing it longer than most of you. #earlyadopter

Vinny
02-27-2012, 07:32 PM
Baller!

Glenn
02-27-2012, 09:07 PM
How does one figure out, then remember, his twitter anniversary?

I guess when you're sort of a big deal, like HOGG, it just happens.

Glenn
02-27-2012, 09:09 PM
The tone of that quote sounds almost... familiar... could it be?

Nah.

Glenn
02-27-2012, 09:09 PM
Anybody know Hogg's alma mater and how many degrees he has?

Timone
02-27-2012, 10:15 PM
He probably doesn't even remember the MSN chat room he met Mrs. Hogg in. Pfft.

Timone
03-13-2012, 04:38 PM
It's amazing how wrestlers are able to go on twitter, tweet in character and work up dumb fans.

They could be playing along, but I doubt it.

DE
03-14-2012, 02:39 PM
G'lin, dude, do we really need to know about your farting? I followed you hoping for sports stuff and when cool threads were being started here, not to hear about your bowels and beer.

DrRay11
03-14-2012, 03:00 PM
a little DadBoner rubs off on all of us.

no pun intended

Timone
03-14-2012, 03:06 PM
Yeah, G'Lin's twitter sucks so much now. Shame.

Glenn
03-14-2012, 03:53 PM
Death by iPad.

Timone
03-16-2012, 02:23 PM
Alright, I can't take this anymore. Working on my new account today.

Timone
03-26-2012, 06:48 PM
The Iron Sheik ‏ @the_ironsheik Close
The snooki need to go rehab for the midgets


hahahahaha. Whoever's doing the tweeting for Sheiky is incredible.

Timone
04-01-2012, 04:19 PM
Don't know why I'm amused.
http://twitter.com/#!/METALLICSTROKE

Vinny
04-01-2012, 04:21 PM
Don't know why I'm amused.
http://twitter.com/#!/METALLICSTROKE
Have you emailed him?:
oscarapl@hotmail.com

Timone
04-02-2012, 04:40 PM
I should check in on @TDESPN more often. Dude's so pretentious.

Vinny
04-05-2012, 03:17 PM
Search screwed up for anyone else?

Timone
04-05-2012, 03:21 PM
Whole site's screwed right nao.

Vinny
04-13-2012, 09:33 PM
Gotta reiterate, Terry Foster is just terrible.

Timone
04-13-2012, 09:55 PM
Is he drunk tweeting again?

Timone
04-13-2012, 09:56 PM
CHUBBY CHECKERS, LOL!!!!

Mr. Oobir
04-27-2012, 05:55 PM
Definitive proof that Glan needs to step down and relinquish his Twitter account: http://klouchebag.com/#wtfdetroit_com

Timone
04-27-2012, 05:56 PM
ha! Hogg got "quite a nice person".

Damn, I feel like a real dick now.

Glenn
04-27-2012, 07:00 PM
How do I get the "full douchebag" rating?

I feel gyped!

(I also might stop using all caps on twitter, lol)

Glenn
04-27-2012, 11:31 PM
@Rosenberg_Mike: I am leaving the Free Press to be a senior writer for Sports Illustrated.

Vinny
04-28-2012, 12:27 AM
Lol, wah?

Vinny
04-28-2012, 12:28 AM
Wonder how long he had to think that one over.....

Vinny
04-28-2012, 12:54 AM
Lol, Artest is WASTED:

Metta WorldPeace ‏ @MettaWorldPeace (https://twitter.com/#%21/MettaWorldPeace)

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“@leeoralexandra (https://twitter.com/#%21/leeoralexandra): @MettaWorldPeace (https://twitter.com/#%21/MettaWorldPeace) but I'm scared of your elbows too” It was an accident.. You saying u wouldn't date me?? I need a date;(

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I looked at myself in the mirror this morning and was scared.... "who the hell are you" in a professor klump voice

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His dad said " well u shouldn't be throwing elbows at people's head " directly to me.. I was do pissed.... Damnit ESPN

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12m (https://twitter.com/#%21/MettaWorldPeace/status/196096830839336960) https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2168860655/image_normal.jpg Metta WorldPeace ‏ @MettaWorldPeace (https://twitter.com/#%21/MettaWorldPeace)

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I was at mikuni's in sacramento eating sushi.. This guy wanted a autograph for his son but I didn't know. My security turned him away....

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19m (https://twitter.com/#%21/MettaWorldPeace/status/196094950738362368) https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2168860655/image_normal.jpg Metta WorldPeace ‏ @MettaWorldPeace (https://twitter.com/#%21/MettaWorldPeace)

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I'm trying to tell her I'm a nice guy and it was an accident... I'm googling my citizenship award to prove it.. Damnit Espn....

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22m (https://twitter.com/#%21/MettaWorldPeace/status/196094165065539584) https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2168860655/image_normal.jpg Metta WorldPeace ‏ @MettaWorldPeace (https://twitter.com/#%21/MettaWorldPeace)

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I'm out socially right now..Lots of girls.. Just conversation.. But they scared to sit next to me.The afraid of my elbows.Not a good feeling

Timone
05-03-2012, 05:09 PM
This has me legit lolling and I don't know why


Cranky Vince ‏ @CrankyVince
OHH POOR PUSSY BOY. FUCK YOU, PAL. RT @CMPunk Major League ballparks really need to get up to speed and offer vegetarian options.

Timone
05-08-2012, 10:23 PM
THE RAMONA ‏ @glitter_hippie
@OfficialZBeau I think you're wonderful. <3

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=1005&dateline=1327716322

Timone
05-08-2012, 10:51 PM
This site is horrible right now. Such a disaster. Maybe it's just me? All kinds of f***ed up.

I'm going to start using asterisks when I swear. It's funnier that way.

Vinny
05-08-2012, 11:06 PM
WyattChristianMaehl? Awesome.

Timone
05-08-2012, 11:23 PM
Thanks, it was either that or Richard Breth. The latter probably would have been too obvious... not that anyone REALLY cares enough to try to figure out if my names are legit or not.

Glenn
05-08-2012, 11:39 PM
TWITTER IS BACK!!

Glenn
05-08-2012, 11:39 PM
Now we just need the poem of the day back.

Timone
05-08-2012, 11:41 PM
Do you one better: BIBLE PASSAGE OF THE DAY!!

Timone
05-11-2012, 04:23 PM
Way too chill these days. Need to get crazy again so I can start having some fun with this.

Glenn
05-11-2012, 04:38 PM
Just picked up about 20 followers and a bunch of RTs based on my Charlie V takes, lol.

Timone
05-11-2012, 04:56 PM
I should probably mess around with my following list. I have to sift through a lot of garbage.

Glenn
05-11-2012, 07:05 PM
Caught a RT/reply from Dmitri.

@DaMeathookYoung

Timone
05-13-2012, 01:25 PM
Got my lame mother's day tweet RT by a couple people. I'll take it!

Timone
05-14-2012, 05:44 PM
Got a response from Israel Gutierrez, lol. Nothing big, but I got a kick out of it.

Glenn
05-17-2012, 07:52 AM
Had a busy night at home last night, but still found a few mins. to troll Sparty. So fun.

Timone
05-20-2012, 09:09 PM
Sean Salisbury retweeted you
4 hours ago: Follow @seanunfiltered for some #unfiltered TRUTH.

SandwichesRule ‏@SandwichesRule
@OfficialZBeau @seanunfiltered Great advice. He's a one of a kind. In a very good way!!

Timone
05-23-2012, 09:59 PM
Quality trolling:

@MikeHillESPN
Bosh injury...Haslem and Pittman suspensions....Lebron's Hair....the Heat's frontline nearly non-existent!!

@Shawn361xx
@MikeHillESPN wow damn you so funny must be hard being a smug pussy bitch huh

@Thunda39
Settle down, Diet Stuart Scott "@MikeHillESPN Bosh injury,Haslem & Pittman suspensions,Lebron's Hair..Heat's frontline nearly non-existent!"

@ChaIMSIev
@MikeHillESPN Stay classy, fucktard.

Glenn
05-28-2012, 01:15 PM
@MettaWorldPeace:
Happy labor day.... Enjoy it

Timone
05-28-2012, 05:04 PM
Finally unfollowed Hogg. Feels so good.

Timone
05-29-2012, 09:46 PM
Been on fire lately and I only have 1 new legit follower to show for it. SMH.

Timone
06-02-2012, 01:33 AM
http://i50.tinypic.com/35lxp1w.jpg

Glenn
06-08-2012, 10:20 PM
Can't tell if this chick from Charter is hot or not. HI've had a few drinks and her pic is so small on my phone.

lil help?

Timone
06-09-2012, 01:21 AM
She's solid.

Glenn
06-09-2012, 08:03 AM
Damn, should have flirted wit her, lol.

Maybe you can lure her out by mentioning Charter. The hours she works are in her profile IIRC.

Glenn
06-09-2012, 08:04 AM
I just lolled imagining one of you trying to lure her out and ending up with @CharterKyle or @CharterTyler or something.

Timone
06-09-2012, 09:08 AM
And then I could flirt with them, LOL!!






nh

Glenn
06-09-2012, 01:42 PM
lol @ your trolling of the Gin Blossoms

Timone
06-09-2012, 01:48 PM
Thinking about going to their show in Detroit and trolling them there. LOL!!

Timone
06-09-2012, 01:49 PM
I'm also really thinking about turning my Twitter character into a full-on 90s nostalgia guy. It'll probably flop, but I won't know unless I try.

Timone
06-09-2012, 01:49 PM
lol @ them linking me to their MYSPACE page.

Timone
06-09-2012, 02:11 PM
New target spotted.

Glenn
06-09-2012, 03:55 PM
That's incredible.

Glenn
06-09-2012, 03:56 PM
Only problem is, you'd be at a Giin Blossoms show. So you lose, too.

Timone
06-10-2012, 01:39 PM
Despite claiming to not be affiliated with Skip Bayless, there's no way SkipBaylessDefender is NOT Skip Bayless.

Timone
06-26-2012, 01:50 PM
I'm thinking about turning my Twitter persona into a fake hot chick, which would really add a whole new level of creepiness.

Very Goshboots of me, but I give no fucks.

Timone
06-27-2012, 04:21 PM
These fake trades are really making me lol.

Timone
06-29-2012, 03:16 PM
@WojYahooNBA_
Dwight Howard to Houston, Bynum and a 1st to Orlando, Scola, Lowry, Parsons and 3 1st round picks to LA, according to sources.

I'm late with this one, but I'm dying over here.

Timone
07-06-2012, 10:15 AM
LMFAO over this one


@OfficialZBeau
Thinking about picking this baby up! http://www.walmart.com/ip/Northwest-Co.-College-Michigan-State-Body-Pillow/17291916 #MSU

@QualityDairy
@OfficialZBeau Do it! That's the most incredible pillow on the Earth! We could eat QD cookies on that all day long. ‪#GoSpartans‬

Timone
07-06-2012, 05:54 PM
Stan Bush gave me a #FF mention. LOL!!

Glenn
07-06-2012, 07:22 PM
LOL!!!


Also, who is Stan Bush?

Timone
07-06-2012, 08:20 PM
Peep the America thread.

Timone
07-06-2012, 09:29 PM
I just realized that I've also been blocked by C-Mo!!

Timone
07-09-2012, 01:51 PM
Blocked by Hulk Hogan. This hurts.

Might quit Twitter.

Timone
08-05-2012, 04:41 AM
Who is this poser?!?!?!?!

http://twitter.com/CBCRetail_ZBeau

Glenn
08-06-2012, 06:56 PM
Made myself lol with my past few tweets.

Which is really what this is all about.

Timone
08-06-2012, 07:13 PM
I'LL NEVER GET TO TAKE MY BOAT OUT

Glenn
08-06-2012, 07:23 PM
Just lolled again, thank you.

Timone
08-07-2012, 10:25 PM
Do you think @realskipbayless reads his mentions, sits back... and smiles?

Glenn
09-10-2012, 01:08 PM
Looks like I'll get to celebrate 1,000 followers again.

Had it up to something like 1,040 a few weeks ago.

Timone
09-10-2012, 02:54 PM
Not everybody likes trolls, you guy.

Glenn
09-16-2012, 01:20 PM
Just read one of own tweets from a few hours ago and lolled. Then I favorited it, ha!!

Timone
09-16-2012, 01:32 PM
RT


Just read one of own tweets from a few hours ago and lolled. Then I favorited it, ha!!


Which one was it?

Glenn
09-16-2012, 01:41 PM
Dantonio riff

Glenn
09-16-2012, 01:41 PM
I particularly liked the #PoorSparty reference

Timone
09-16-2012, 01:50 PM
Never 4get.

Timone
09-24-2012, 12:31 AM
not on Twitter, so I thought I'd post this here.

#thingsimiss LLTP, Evil Keith (and Swami in general), gusman, Ledezma

Vinny
09-25-2012, 08:10 PM
Motwon

The Mossad

Timone
09-25-2012, 08:47 PM
Dude, THE MOSSAD! Awesome. You, me and Tahoe, right? I think Zekyl might have been a member.

Glan will try to claim he was apart of it, of course...

Timone
10-01-2012, 10:57 PM
@WTFDetroit_com
Saw some people trying to corral a wolf today on the side of the highway on my way home from work. Pretty cool.

Okay, was the "pretty cool" some sort of reference to the Danzig book collection video, or am I crazy? Both?

Shaking a baby in its mouth.

Glenn
10-02-2012, 06:44 AM
Coincidence.

The wolf thing yesterday was crazy tho, for realsies.

Timone
10-04-2012, 05:20 PM
lol'ing. I don't know why. http://twitter.com/MetalThrshnDad

Timone
01-21-2013, 04:14 AM
@SeanUnfiltered I miss you on ESPN.
@BeauldFlavors Thx so much I sure miss it too

He RT it, too. Sucker. lol

Timone
01-21-2013, 06:26 PM
Twitter down?

Timone
01-24-2013, 02:47 PM
Getting a response/RT out of Salisbury is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Also, why am I still following Terry Foster?

Timone
02-21-2013, 04:03 AM
lol @ Cusack right now.

Timone
03-05-2013, 06:13 PM
@SeanUnfiltered

Ibaka needs an ass kicking but judging from his antics on the court, It wouldn't be fair to bust the punk. He might pull a Fallopian tube

‏@darebeau

@SeanUnfiltered HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA TWEET OF THE YEAR SEAN! GOOD SHIT. #Unfiltered

He then RTed it.

Timone
03-05-2013, 06:40 PM
Is Tony Gomez one of y'all's real name?

Timone
03-10-2013, 10:37 PM
Absolutely killing it lately and I have nothing to show for it.

Glenn
03-11-2013, 08:25 PM
Caught a favorite from @GirlScouts

Timone
03-11-2013, 08:26 PM
You made it, kid.

Timone
03-13-2013, 04:31 PM
No one would believe that I'm a nice guy IRL, 'cause I'm such a huge asshole on teh Twitter. So much fun, you guys.

Mr. Oobir
03-13-2013, 05:10 PM
Just don't piss off the wrong celebrity! Like so:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/professional-boxer-tracks-down-twitter-troll-in-real-life

Timone
03-13-2013, 10:22 PM
That's great.

I'm now picturing Craig Monroe standing outside my mo--I mean my house, stolen belt in hand, ready to give me a whoopin'.

Timone
03-15-2013, 06:50 AM
Still trying to get a RT from the Hulkster so that I can turn heel. Ha!

Mr. Oobir
04-11-2013, 12:43 AM
Waste a few minutes interacting with a Markov text generator for Twitter: http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/

What I got when I put in WTFDetroit_com:

So classic, you eat dicks. cc: When did LeBron probably won't even flinch when he sucker punched Andre?
Sounds legit.

Timone
04-11-2013, 12:46 AM
Man, Radiohead look so steamed.. The Heat winning 6 straight? In this bullcrap. Wish the 'gers were on.

Vinny
04-11-2013, 08:31 PM
Hearing great things about the all-you-can-eat type of fries?

Took 3 tries.

Glenn
04-11-2013, 08:37 PM
Apparently he always been scUM. I have to take back out. T'was outside. Underrated candy alert: Rolo.

Glenn
04-11-2013, 08:39 PM
I got there fun 2 english muffins, a stress fracture in there, playa. You'd have the top 3 times today.

Fun!

DrRay11
04-12-2013, 02:58 PM
lol mine is all over the place

Glenn
04-12-2013, 08:08 PM
Reminds me of BadLipReading

Timone
05-01-2013, 11:34 PM
Brayan Pena is such a great person, you guys. https://twitter.com/cuban2727

Timone
05-07-2013, 03:06 PM
@gkelser32 53s

@dadbeauner Wow! Are we just a little bitter today?

Glenn
05-07-2013, 03:18 PM
Brush with Twitter fame!

Kelser's a cool cat, not annoying at all, which is rare for anybody, but especially a Sparty.

Timone
05-07-2013, 03:21 PM
He's no NimRod, that's for sure.

Timone
05-07-2013, 03:23 PM
!!!!

@gkelser32 46s

@dadbeauner Thanks


Safe to say we're now Twitter Bros.

Timone
05-17-2013, 02:10 AM
@DadBeauner Who runs this account? lol been wondering for quite some time now

!!!!

DrRay11
05-17-2013, 09:37 AM
Who dat?

Timone
05-23-2013, 11:54 PM
These #NHL14Datsyuk tweets are killing me. Feel like Glan when soccer's being tweeted.

#bye

Timone
06-02-2013, 04:37 PM
Feeling it this afternoon.

Uncle Mxy
06-11-2013, 10:17 AM
Amir Johnson is a playa!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ktlincoln/a-bunch-of-nba-players-follow-porn-stars-and-booty

Glenn
06-25-2013, 09:49 PM
Just haven't been feeling it lately

Timone
06-26-2013, 05:08 PM
Just haven't been feeling it lately

I am today, all the while feeling a little under the weather. #warrior

Vinny
07-07-2013, 10:26 PM
:emo kid:Austin Daye ‏@Adaye5 (https://twitter.com/Adaye5) 44s (https://twitter.com/Adaye5/status/354063295654801408) I know everything happens for a reason. But sometimes I wish I knew what that reason was.”

Timone
07-08-2013, 07:21 AM
BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK.

DrRay11
07-08-2013, 09:51 AM
Ha! My thoughts exactly.

Timone
07-08-2013, 03:08 PM
I want to punch him.

Really steamed that this dunce once played for MY Detroit Pistons, you guys.

TK
07-09-2013, 01:04 PM
Anyone use a Twitter app that displays tweets in a pop-out window? I used to use Notifier for Twitter on Chrome, but for some reason the pop-out doesn't work anymore and I miss hundreds of tweets. I didn't realize how much I liked that option until it was gone. Same thing with Tweet Deck - no pop-outs. I'm running Windows 8.

TK
07-10-2013, 10:16 AM
Anyone use a Twitter app that displays tweets in a pop-out window? I used to use Notifier for Twitter on Chrome, but for some reason the pop-out doesn't work anymore and I miss hundreds of tweets. I didn't realize how much I liked that option until it was gone. Same thing with Tweet Deck - no pop-outs. I'm running Windows 8.

NM, it's fixed now.


BUT THANKS FOR ALL THE FUCKING HELP THOUGH!@@#

Glenn
07-17-2013, 09:26 PM
Tim Hardaway Jr
@t_hard10: People lets get this straight my father is not Penny Hardaway. It's Tim Hardaway.

Vinny
07-17-2013, 09:59 PM
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timone
07-17-2013, 10:01 PM
I'm sure his father is more than happy to know he's straight.

Timone
07-25-2013, 07:15 PM
Was following some Atheist chick on there, had to unfollow because she won't stop tweeting about her Atheism. I think we get it. Man.

Vinny
07-25-2013, 07:16 PM
Fin internet atheists.

Glenn
07-25-2013, 07:23 PM
I feel that this is an unfair attack on LEGIT athiests.

People can be irritating/annoying about any topic on the interwebs.

Glenn
07-25-2013, 07:24 PM
I AM an atheist, by the way.

#athiest #athiesm #nogod

Timone
07-25-2013, 07:40 PM
Took me a minute to notice what you did there.

lol'd

Timone
07-27-2013, 07:47 PM
This "Sorry Not Sorry" thing is the new "Just sayin'," isn't it?

Timone
07-29-2013, 09:09 PM
Thomas Rawls ($cUM)'s mom favorited one of my tweets. Should I make a move, you guys?

Timone
08-02-2013, 06:37 PM
Feeling it today. Could be a special night.

Glenn
08-02-2013, 06:44 PM
Go with it, bro. Follow it to wherever it takes you, really explore the space, you guy.

Timone
08-02-2013, 07:28 PM
@ginblossoms Hey dudes, birthday's on Monday and I'm throwing a huge celebraish this weekend. Would LOVE for you guys to come.

Timone
08-02-2013, 07:32 PM
now picturing the Gin Blossoms playing at my b-day party, where I'm the only one there, and lolling hard. I'm a fucking wierdo Athiest bastard.

Glenn
08-05-2013, 10:56 PM
http://deadspin.com/the-fuck-1033598894

Tahoe
08-05-2013, 11:57 PM
LOL

So has he been fired for tweeting that? I'm gonna go goog this right now.

Glenn
08-07-2013, 06:36 AM
http://deadspin.com/bryce-harper-sparks-dumb-baseball-beef-dumber-twitter-1049082108

Tahoe
08-07-2013, 02:36 PM
^ Nice lil dustup right there.

Timone
08-16-2013, 08:41 AM
@Astbury

Kinda weird. Wish he'd tweet more.

Glenn
08-16-2013, 09:36 AM
Yeah, always wondered if that was a legit account. He's always been a strange dude.

Timone
08-18-2013, 03:12 AM
All these "Facts" accounts on here are drivin' me crazy.

Timone
09-03-2013, 08:42 PM
HATE female sports fans.

Did that sound bad?

Glenn
09-04-2013, 06:08 AM
Fool is saddened.

Timone
09-04-2013, 06:36 AM
MAybe just the ones who like baseball.

Timone
09-08-2013, 09:45 AM
Got it today.

Timone
09-14-2013, 11:25 AM
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2376139710/TeamBlessed.jpg

Timone
09-22-2013, 09:32 PM
@SeanUnfiltered 11m

Heck, if I ever won an Emmy award on TV, I'd probably celebrate by taking a picture of my junk. Ooops my bad. I'm rehabbed now. LMAO

Timone
09-23-2013, 06:40 PM
Need a new pic for my background. First suggestion wins.

Vinny
09-24-2013, 10:13 AM
Need a new pic for my background. First suggestion wins.
http://www.restaurantnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Rallys-to-Expand-into-West-Branch-Michigan.jpg

Timone
09-24-2013, 05:09 PM
http://pics3.city-data.com/businesses/p/1/9/5/4/8091954.JPG

Fixed it for ya.

Timone
09-24-2013, 05:11 PM
Now I need a background for my name thingy.

Timone
09-24-2013, 09:20 PM
Now I need a background for my name thingy.

http://detroitghettos.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/detroits-ghetto_07.jpg

lol'd

Vinny
09-24-2013, 09:49 PM
Leandro totally lives there and works at Rallys.

Tahoe
09-24-2013, 10:19 PM
I could fix that.

Glenn
09-25-2013, 06:08 AM
I have no idea what is happening here.

Timone
10-07-2013, 06:17 PM
@stonebeauld
@WTFDetroit_com
@FatJoeDumars
@ericranes
@Regicide_Greg

WE OWN THE TWITTER.

DrRay11
10-07-2013, 06:32 PM
did we win an award for tweets with the most inside jokes

Timone
10-07-2013, 06:36 PM
we should at least win an award for most DadBoner references.

Timone
10-13-2013, 10:29 PM
‏@Yo_5moove 16m

Surround yourself around people that Desire success .. #StayHungry #StayHumble

Glenn
10-29-2013, 12:55 PM
Atlanta Hawks @ATLHawks
If the NBA season ended today, we would be the #1 seed. Proof: http://pic.twitter.com/K3v05QeykH

Timone
10-29-2013, 01:33 PM
Pistons in the 7th spot! I'd love "OUR" chances against this Boston team.

Timone
11-01-2013, 12:52 AM
@realDonaldTrump 9h
“If you like your healthcare plan you can keep it.” = “I was born in Hawaii.”

Glenn
11-02-2013, 04:16 PM
@UndeadPaterno
Don't forget to set your clocks back tonight. I'm setting mine back to 1997.

Timone
11-10-2013, 05:55 AM
Not a fan, but the Twitter's good. @thelittleidiot

Timone
11-22-2013, 11:03 PM
@TomArnold 2h

Thanks but no thanks. Been there done that. @TheRealRoseanne: If you want me to marry you -email me at Roseanne@fmht.net

Timone
11-22-2013, 11:06 PM
@JakeSnakeDDT 1m

Still alive my man.... @mredonkulous @jon_boucher He still needs to slam a bell on Jake The Snake's grave for what he did.

Timone
12-08-2013, 04:40 PM
Tweeter's Block has struck!

MikeMyers
12-09-2013, 07:23 PM
https://twitter.com/EmptySeatsPics

Glenn
12-14-2013, 08:22 AM
Roy Hibbert
@hoya2apacer
I looked angry during the game its cause I used flexall/Bengay on my knees under my black tights. Somehow it got on my balls. Burned so bad

Timone
12-23-2013, 06:08 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcMrHD9CIAEFhcB.jpg

Vinny
12-23-2013, 11:18 PM
What a dick.

Timone
12-28-2013, 11:17 PM
making myself lol tonight

THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS

Timone
12-28-2013, 11:32 PM
My Smithsonian Channel shilling is going to pay off in the end!!!

MikeMyers
12-28-2013, 11:52 PM
Nervous as hell right now. Its been 7 minutes since a tweet popped up.

Timone
01-03-2014, 05:42 PM
I favorited something from Bomani Jones. I QUIT.

Timone
01-17-2014, 03:24 PM
@meezybaby27 42m
I'm sorry but before I believe in asthma I will have to die from it myself! Forgive me if that's insensitive

Timone
01-18-2014, 04:08 PM
It being slow for anyone else?

Timone
01-24-2014, 11:16 PM
Cracks me up how many followers I ran off just because I told that scrub pitcher we got in the Fister deal to "fuck off."

Pussies.

Timone
01-24-2014, 11:18 PM
Cracks me up how many followers I ran off just because I told that scrub pitcher we got in the Fister deal to "fuck off."

like 5 or 6

Vinny
01-24-2014, 11:22 PM
Make that 7 Bra. Don't fuck with my tigers.

Timone
01-24-2014, 11:22 PM
:emo kid:

*deletes account*

Timone
01-24-2014, 11:24 PM
But first I'm going to try to get a back and forth going with @wallyball.

Glenn
01-24-2014, 11:25 PM
DON'T GO!!

Timone
01-24-2014, 11:25 PM
Make that 7 Bra. Don't fuck with my tigers.

I WAS HACKED!!!

Vinny
01-24-2014, 11:43 PM
I WAS HACKED!!!
Good enough for me!

Vinny
01-24-2014, 11:44 PM
I WAS HACKED!!!
I bet it was that asshole Moss.

Or Glan.

Uncle Mxy
01-25-2014, 10:54 AM
I see your hax0r and raise you a pax0r! The 3133t will rulez!

Timone
01-26-2014, 09:55 AM
I'm, like,12% Austrian, so I plan on having a pretty big celebraish today. Happy Austria Day to ya, you guys.

Tahoe
01-26-2014, 05:45 PM
^ Throw another shrimp on the barbie!

MikeMyers
01-26-2014, 09:34 PM
Not sure why I follow Terry Foster. Worst twitter account.

Vinny
01-26-2014, 09:36 PM
Not sure why I follow Terry Foster. Worst twitter account.
So bad.

MikeMyers
01-26-2014, 09:50 PM
He thinks he is witty and funny. He isn't.

Vinny
01-26-2014, 09:56 PM
He thinks he is witty and funny. He isn't.
Exactly. It's painful to read.

Glenn
01-26-2014, 10:35 PM
Want to follow @MikeMyers, but that's probably not you.

Timone
01-26-2014, 10:56 PM
At least I know I'm not funny

Timone
01-31-2014, 05:04 PM
http://whatthefuckismytwitterbio.com/

Timone
02-05-2014, 03:32 PM
Just tweeted the worst joke ever.

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3947381/favrenod.gif

Timone
02-05-2014, 03:32 PM
No, I didn't say I was going to rehab.

Timone
02-23-2014, 08:14 AM
People live tweeting the men's hockey gold medal game.

Timone
02-27-2014, 12:38 AM
@BHF_BIGTAY 1m
I LIKE SMART MOUTH WOMEN ARGUING WITH THEY ASS IS FUN I PROMISE LOL

LOL, who the fuck is this guy???

Recommended follow.

Timone
02-27-2014, 12:44 AM
LIL BRA 5'9 145-150LBS 14 YEARS OF AGE 8TH GRADE WITH A FOOL ASS LEFT HAND AND DUMB BALL HANDLES AND A JUMPER OUT THIS WORLD

Can't stop laughing.

Uncle Mxy
03-03-2014, 05:46 PM
I love his Facebook friends:

https://www.facebook.com/BigTayBowenHomes

Timone
03-03-2014, 05:48 PM
He's in a tub in his cover photo!! That's ballin'.

Timone
03-07-2014, 12:51 AM
BOWENHOMES BIGTAY ‏@BHF_BIGTAY 3m

IM THE COOLEST NIGGA IN THE WORLD I GUESS THAT'S EXPLAINS WHY MOST PEOPLE TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE

MikeMyers
03-08-2014, 09:36 PM
Twitter has been pretty boring lately

Timone
03-10-2014, 01:19 PM
@michiganlions
Miggy Miggy Miggy can't you see, sometimes your hits just hypnotize me #NotoriousMIG #MiggySmalls




Worst tweet ever??

Vinny
03-10-2014, 01:50 PM
Definitely.

Also, should have gone with #MiggySmells.

MikeMyers
03-24-2014, 11:33 PM
@vgoodwill @RyanErmanniFox2 Jesus Christ Goodshill. Shut the fuck up. No one values your opinion. Like. AT ALL. Joe D groin grinder.

Timone
03-25-2014, 09:02 PM
@vgoodwill @RyanErmanniFox2 Jesus Christ Goodshill. Shut the fuck up. No one values your opinion. Like. AT ALL. Joe D groin grinder.

this guy @rollie took Goodwill to school

Timone
03-26-2014, 04:57 PM
this guy @rollie took Goodwill to school

Dude got schooled AGAIN. What a piece of shit.

Timone
03-26-2014, 04:57 PM
Tahoe, I'm ripping on a black guy. Come back!!!

Glenn
03-26-2014, 06:55 PM
Ha!

Timone
03-29-2014, 10:20 PM
Goodwill:

Fan to me: "Have you met LeBron?" Me: "Yes and he puts his pants on, one leg at a time like you."

NAUSEATING

Timone
03-30-2014, 10:05 PM
!!!

https://twitter.com/tldelk00

Glenn
04-04-2014, 08:53 AM
@TheJetOnTNT
Championships and Emmy's

Bio. #smh

Timone
04-04-2014, 12:46 PM
Bio. #smh

Impemba's:

Detroit Tigers PXP on Fox Sports Detroit. Grew up on 8 Mile long before Eminem made it famous. http://facebook.com/mario.impemba.mlb …

HIPSTER

Timone
04-04-2014, 12:49 PM
I like Mario because he usually replies to my stuff though

Timone
04-04-2014, 12:51 PM
UNLIKE A CERTAIN SOMEONE HE WORKS WITH, WHO ONLY BLOCKS ME

Timone
04-04-2014, 03:42 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000318228204/8f8671ba778fa2f3c159e21441aee4af.jpeg

Glenn
04-16-2014, 07:29 PM
Tim and I just shared a canoe with another fella

Timone
04-16-2014, 08:44 PM
Seems like a cool guy.

Glenn
04-16-2014, 09:06 PM
I've had some convo with him before, cunt remember what about

Timone
04-16-2014, 11:09 PM
Why would I pray for South Korea? Aren't they godless over there? Idiots.

Vinny
04-16-2014, 11:20 PM
You Think that kim Jung Ill fella is gonna to pray for you?? Hell no!

Timone
04-16-2014, 11:25 PM
Only a buncha fuckin' libs would've gotten something like that trending.

Glenn
04-21-2014, 10:49 AM
@OfficialRJDio is a little creepy

Timone
04-22-2014, 11:21 PM
any of yous using the new Twitter profile?

Timone
04-22-2014, 11:31 PM
You can pin your best tweets!!!

Timone
04-23-2014, 03:41 AM
@ASTBURY 7h

Fuck the eighties