That's a Michigan thing...

Head cheese.

http://www.wallartweb.com/artists/2007/images/paine_headcheese.jpg

The fact it's Opening Day and FSN doesn't have the game in HD. WTF???

Why people don't rebel more at the interstate commerce clause being used as justification for federal intervention into everything:

http://www.tennessean.com/article/20090407/NEWS03/90407041


Levine is being charged federally under a provision for interstate and foreign commerce, because the video camera and tapes he used were made in Japan, according to federal prosecutors.

If you wear a shirt made in China, and being clothed is part of your crime, you too can be charged with a federal offense. Bleah.

How about if you get a blow job from a Chinese chick?

I don't get the fascination with the "Twilight" series. Every day I go to Yahoo.com, there's new shit on there about one of the Twilight cast or news about the upcoming film. First off, the cast isn't just unattractive, they're ugly. Kristen Stewart looks no better than the girl with down syndrome that works in the Meijer down the street from me, and the dudes that they have casted look similar to Forrest Gump.

Second off, the movie recieved awful reviews. Why do we care about a sequel to a movie that sucked?


Please stop taking up Yahoo! front page space with this bullshit.

I don't get the fascination with the "Twilight" series. Every day I go to Yahoo.com, there's new shit on there about one of the Twilight cast or news about the upcoming film. First off, the cast isn't just unattractive, they're ugly. Kristen Stewart looks no better than the girl with down syndrome that works in the Meijer down the street from me, and the dudes that they have casted look similar to Forrest Gump.

Second off, the movie recieved awful reviews. Why do we care about a sequel to a movie that sucked?


Please stop taking up Yahoo! front page space with this bullshit.

What the hell? What's next?


Lil' Wayne is NOT a lyrical genius.

???

The Gospel of MoTown.

I'm not trying to sound like a stud here, but I've never gotten the appeal of Maria Sharapova.

This new "Vine" thing.

Virtually every aspect of a small penis contest:

http://gothamist.com/2013/05/17/brooklyn_bar_on_the_hunt_for_the_sm.php

"virtually" lol

I get the fact that it's some kind of contest -- that's about it.

I would like to, um, compete. I think I'd have a good shot at winning.

http://www.theoaklandpress.com/general-news/20131004/man-gets-life-in-prison-in-farmington-hills-cold-case
Something from a recent news article:

http://www.theoaklandpress.com/general-news/20131004/man-gets-life-in-prison-in-farmington-hills-cold-case


Melvin James Wofford, 41, received a mandatory sentence of life in prison from Oakland County Circuit Judge Michael Warren on Thursday. He was convicted of two different charges of first-degree murder — based on different theories, not different killings — on Aug. 29.

Wouldn't one theory be reasonable doubt against the other theory? How is this not double jeopardy?
I just don't get "throw shit at a wall and see if it will stick" as anything but bullshit.

- bitcoin

- bitcoin

My buddy always talks about it. I choose ignorance.

Lions football fans.

(sorry if I posted that already -- just as true today as it was whenever I posted it, if I did)

Why?

Richie Incognito.

Why?
1 playoff win in 50-odd years.

I can appreciate individual players --- Megatron, Barry Sanders, etc. I just can't get into why people throw their energies into a team that will find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory and break your heart. It's like chicks who go for abusive assholes.

So if the Pistons had a long streak of losing, you'd abandon ship? Sounds like a front-running bitch to me. The Tigers were the same brand of shit-tier for a long time, and they turned it around.

I've stuck with the team because of the law of large numbers. Will I ever see the fruits of my patience, specifically, a Super Bowl? I don't know, but I can't just start rooting for another team. As a big Pistons fan, I imagine you'd know how it works.

So if the Pistons had a long streak of losing, you'd abandon ship? Sounds like a front-running bitch to me. The Tigers were the same brand of shit-tier for a long time, and they turned it around.

I've stuck with the team because of the law of large numbers. Will I ever see the fruits of my patience, specifically, a Super Bowl? I don't know, but I can't just start rooting for another team. As a big Pistons fan, I imagine you'd know how it works.

So if the Pistons had a long streak of losing, you'd abandon ship? Sounds like a front-running bitch to me. The Tigers were the same brand of shit-tier for a long time, and they turned it around.

I've stuck with the team because of the law of large numbers. Will I ever see the fruits of my patience, specifically, a Super Bowl? I don't know, but I can't just start rooting for another team. As a big Pistons fan, I imagine you'd know how it works.
I never got on board the ship to abandon it. And I don't have another NFL team I like. The Lions turned me off pro football altogether.

The older fans in my family have some sort of fond childhood memory of the victorious Lions -- that I get. I just don't, and neither do most people under the age of 60. There's a "long time" and then there's a "lifetime". Life's too short.

I never got on board the ship to abandon it. And I don't have another NFL team I like. The Lions turned me off pro football altogether.

The older fans in my family have some sort of fond childhood memory of the victorious Lions -- that I get. I just don't, and neither do most people under the age of 60. There's a "long time" and then there's a "lifetime". Life's too short.

But there are some of us who'll bitch as we go.

And many mocked me.

Reddit

AND I DON'T WANT TO, EITHER

Yeah, I've tried and it just doesn't seem worth it

Yeah, I've tried and it just doesn't seem worth it

INSTANT STONEBEAULD CLASSIC:


Reddit? Don't Geddit. Ha!!!

^

So brazen.

look it up

^

So brazen.

That Kenny G pic really is perfect for my account.

BTW, is Kenny related to the G Brothers???

Seems like I actually enjoy turning people off.

Is that a sign of being antisocial or something???

Reddit

AND I DON'T WANT TO, EITHER
I got sucked in for a few weeks about 2 years ago...it's just the same bullshit over and over again. Kind of made me hate wasting my life.

Us guys like to feel good about wasting our lives.

Us guys like to feel good about wasting our lives.
Precisely.

PJ Harvey


#JUSTSAYIN!!!

Sherbert Ice Cream

It's sherbet, and it sucks.

I saw an episode of Family Feud today featuring celebrity impersonators. Apparently this is a semi-regular feature on the show.

Why Dr Ray abandoned us.

Why Dr Ray abandoned us.

Only explanation I can really think of: he's really Zekyl and he finally reached his boiling point.

Tahoe chased him off.

How I could love the first two Smashing Pumpkins albums so much but really not care for the rest at all

Love Gish and Adore.

NFL bye weeks. Fuck those mother fuckers.

Go to the bar and watch the fuckin Raiders? gimme a brake.

Clicked on a link on CNN.com talking about the Daily Show's take on Fox News getting upset at Obama about something he said about Fox. So it was news coverage of news coverage about news coverage concerning the President's remarks about news coverage.

Clicked on a link on CNN.com talking about the Daily Show's take on Fox News getting upset at Obama about something he said about Fox. So it was news coverage of news coverage about news coverage concerning the President's remarks about news coverage.

Sounds like somebody got outfoxed, but not sure who...

Why there's so much Bigfoot shit on TV

When someone says they have netflix do they mean they just have the streaming service or do they also get blu ray discs mailed to them (Well Glen still has DVD)

I don't think I know anyone who gets the discs anymore.

Initially, Netflix was all about DVDs. Now they're about streaming. Netflix has both streaming and DVD/Blu-Ray services. I wanna say it's something like $8/month for streaming or $16-18/month for streaming + DVD/Blu-Ray. You can't get DVDs without streaming. Needless to say, most people who say they have Netflix have just the streaming. It used to be more worthwhile to get DVD/Blu-Ray from Netflix (or other rental outlets). Then the major studios came out with "rental" versions of DVD/Blu-Ray that stripped out most-all of the extra features. Also, bandwidth to and compression for common Netflix devices got better. So streaming is the new hotness.

We stream to the TV thru the Wii U in one room and the old Wii in another. Whole family has devices that stream 'flix, too.

I keep telling people to enjoy this $7.99/mo while it lasts, I expect it to double or more at some point here soon

Not as long as Amazon Prime's $99/year plan is in force. There's about as many Amazon Prime customers as there are Netflix, and most of the Prime crowd hasn't dug into the video -- it's about free shipping for them. Currently, the Netflix stuff works better and has more content, but Amazon's definitely catching up. Amazon successfully extorted Warner Bros. and Disney into providing content by fucking with their DVD sales... they have all kinds of leverage. I lunch off a family member's Amazon Prime account for the aforementioned free shipping. They can't justify paying for Netflix since Amazon is good enough for them. Netflix will have a hard time getting away with >$9.99/month price point.

I've got the Prime free trial going right now.

Prime having the HBO stuff is huge and I got the Echo thing which makes Prime music pretty valuable too....

I have Netflix right now too but I turn it on and off every few months, binge on some stuff and then turn it off again. That's a huge factor compared to cable, the ease in turning it on and off....when I'm busy and not watching much TV, just turn it off....

Prime having the HBO stuff is huge and I got the Echo thing which makes Prime music pretty valuable too....

I have Netflix right now too but I turn it on and off every few months, binge on some stuff and then turn it off again. That's a huge factor compared to cable, the ease in turning it on and off....when I'm busy and not watching much TV, just turn it off....

Here is the thing man...

When you tell somebody you have Netflix they say, "Wow. Cool."

When you say you have Amazon Prime, jaws drop.

Here is the thing man...

When you tell somebody you have Netflix they say, "Wow. Cool."

When you say you have Amazon Prime, jaws drop.
So much win.

Here is the thing man...

When you tell somebody you have Netflix they say, "Wow. Cool."

When you say you have Amazon Prime, jaws drop.
Wow

I have Amazon Prime just for the shipping. I actually bought the Amazon Fire TV box last week and its actually really nice compared to my 5 year old apple tv box. Unfortunately a lot of the content on Amazon Prime costs money compared to netflix where you know its free. The best is HBOGO though. They have everything.

So I guess if you guys don't get the physical discs, what do you for newer movies that aren't streaming

All movies are streaming.

https://www.solarmovie.is/

So I guess if you guys don't get the physical discs, what do you for newer movies that aren't streaming

http://messingaboutinboats.typepad.com/sailing/images/2007/09/19/180pxpiratey_vector_versionsvg.png

but can i stream these on my amazon box to my tv. I don't want to watch a movie on my 13 inch laptop screen.

There are many ways to throw your laptop/tablet/computer/cell phone screen up onto your tv.

but can i stream these on my amazon box to my tv. I don't want to watch a movie on my 13 inch laptop screen.
https://plex.tv/amazonfiretv

https://plex.tv/amazonfiretv

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6078/6142562669_ae217561ba_b.jpg

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You guys are amazing

You guys are amazing

Thanks for noticing.

Not as long as Amazon Prime's $99/year plan is in force. There's about as many Amazon Prime customers as there are Netflix, and most of the Prime crowd hasn't dug into the video -- it's about free shipping for them. Currently, the Netflix stuff works better and has more content, but Amazon's definitely catching up. Amazon successfully extorted Warner Bros. and Disney into providing content by fucking with their DVD sales... they have all kinds of leverage. I lunch off a family member's Amazon Prime account for the aforementioned free shipping. They can't justify paying for Netflix since Amazon is good enough for them. Netflix will have a hard time getting away with >$9.99/month price point.
And the moment that Netflix raises their prices, Amazon comes up with a monthly streaming plan that's less.

Pregnancy fetishes

fidget spinner phenomenon

The what phenomenon?

http://i.imgur.com/ltw55RN.jpg

Little desk toys that you can spin like a Lazy Susan or by spinning one of the three branches. My nephew has a couple of them and I can't explain their sudden popularity either.

Thanks, Oobi.

I honestly have no idea what a "fidget spinner" is.

Met Gala

Thanos references

Thanos references
I only wish Thanos were dead in the comics. I don't get the never-ending Thanos love in Marvel Comics.
Most everything after the one story adapted for the movies has been downhill.

“The Jeep Wave”

Lemmy

Lemmy

I don't think you're supposed to 'get' Lemmy so much as 'experience' Lemmy.

- The appeal of Lemmy

To be clear, I can see liking the idea of Lemmy, but actually enjoying his work? I can’t get there.

Dudes who always wear those scally hats