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Tahoe
06-22-2008, 07:09 PM
I'm not ashamed to admit that I used to like Love Bites. I never listen to the words of songs, so I'm not sure if it has some fucked up meaning or something.

Timone
06-22-2008, 07:11 PM
I'm not ashamed to admit that I used to like Love Bites. I never listen to the words of songs, so I'm not sure if it has some fucked up meaning or something.

Marv Albert's favorite song.

DrRay11
06-22-2008, 07:21 PM
I don't understand how anyone could like Nickelback.

Oh, well dumb bitches I guess.

Timone
06-22-2008, 07:22 PM
I don't understand how anyone could like Nickelback.

Oh, well dumb bitches I guess.

That's pretty much a mystery to anyone who has at least a little decency.

Tahoe
06-22-2008, 07:25 PM
I listen to some of that shit they do...buy it? No way, but I can listen to it. Just wait till you get my age. You get soft (cept for my trouser mouse).

Timone
06-22-2008, 07:28 PM
I just can't do it, man. I listen to my fair share of bad (of course, not to me... but to other people) music, but I can not and will not do Nickelback. Shit, that goes for everything they play on MTV and/or the radio.

DrRay11
06-22-2008, 07:35 PM
I can do soft, I just can't do shitty.

Timone
06-22-2008, 07:37 PM
I can do soft, I just can't do shitty.

:cogent:

Their singer has the worst voice in all of music.

Glenn
06-23-2008, 01:31 PM
I don't get why the selection of photos on the internet of Pistons players from the teal years is very limited.

Vinny
06-23-2008, 06:26 PM
Try searching bison dele instead of brian williams.

Timone
06-26-2008, 12:29 PM
Why the crowd on Maury always cheers for the slut and boos the guy when he has every right to deny the kid.

MoTown
06-26-2008, 01:21 PM
That is an excellent point. I often wonder that as well.

Timone
07-03-2008, 09:12 PM
If a girl telling me I have sexy lips is a good thing....

Tahoe
07-03-2008, 09:36 PM
Why it throws my entire night off when the game doesn't come on till 7.

Zekyl
07-04-2008, 10:38 AM
I hear you on that one. I was at the bar and I looked up and the game was on, and then I looked up again an hour and a half later, and the game was on still. I thought it must be a replay then I realized we were playing Seattle.

Timone
07-08-2008, 06:08 PM
Who in the hell names their kid ccc?

Zekyl
07-08-2008, 06:24 PM
Who named their kid CCC?

Timone
07-08-2008, 06:28 PM
cccsdad

Vinny
07-08-2008, 06:38 PM
Lmao. Douchbagowned.

SDB just owned God. I wonder if he's been struck by lightning or something. SDB, you ok?

Timone
07-08-2008, 06:41 PM
http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/lichtenb.jpg

Could be doing worse.

Fool
07-09-2008, 08:50 AM
What is that?

Glenn
07-20-2008, 04:31 PM
How you get "Patrick" out of "Padraig".

Fool
07-21-2008, 10:09 AM
How do you get Bill out of Bahaar?

Timone
07-21-2008, 10:15 AM
How do you get good posts out of SDB?

Fool
07-21-2008, 10:37 AM
How do you get red wine out of suede?

WTFchris
07-21-2008, 11:49 AM
Why do you own suede?

Fool
07-21-2008, 01:59 PM
I don't actually. Could be on furnature though.

Timone
07-22-2008, 02:57 PM
Is it wrong for me to look through old photos of family and think my grandmother used to be hot?

Also, RIP.

Glenn
07-22-2008, 02:58 PM
POIDH

No, it's not wrong, she is hot.

Timone
07-22-2008, 02:59 PM
Post pics of my grandmother? For you savages?

name a price

Timone
07-22-2008, 03:04 PM
BTW, these are pics of when she was young and modeling. Not pics of her recently. Ew. No offense busha!

Timone
07-22-2008, 10:46 PM
Why females feel the need to put on makeup when they look perfectly fine without it.

Zekyl
07-22-2008, 11:50 PM
Why females feel the need to put on makeup when they look perfectly fine without it.
I've actually argued with girls about this before. I don't care if you have makeup on or not.

Timone
07-24-2008, 11:30 AM
Stephen A is even more annoying when he's not yelling...

Glenn
08-07-2008, 11:53 AM
Parents that let their ~10 year old daughters wear bikinis, belly button jewelry and temporary (I hope) tramp stamps in public.

MoTown
08-21-2008, 03:54 PM
Fantasy sports.

Apologies to 99% of the board.

DrRay11
08-21-2008, 05:20 PM
^^Agreed.

D's Nuts
08-22-2008, 03:03 PM
Shoop da whoop?.?.

What am I missing?

MoTown
08-22-2008, 03:13 PM
Don't forget to charge yah laser.

D's Nuts
08-22-2008, 04:57 PM
Yup, don't get that either.

Fool
08-23-2008, 12:03 AM
Why do women buy bathing suits they don't feel comfortable in forcing them to wear shirts and shorts over them while swimming?

WTF is that?

Also, why aren't bathing suits that have arms and legs mandatory for fat people (women and men)?

WTFchris
10-07-2008, 12:50 PM
Why did my dad walk to school up hill both ways?

Why not take the opposite route on your bike and just coast all the way there and back?

CindyKate
10-08-2008, 12:01 PM
free ass
or free lunch

MoTown
10-14-2008, 02:38 PM
High School Musical?

Why the F is this so popular? When I was a kid, I thought musicals were stupid (still do). It has a cast of dudes that make DiCaprio look like a hard-ass, a bunch of very unattractive teen girls and as far as I can tell, it's been the same story three times. Weren't made for TV Disney movies made fun of once upon a time? What the hell is wrong with today's youth?




On a similar note, why did Anne Hathaway get thrown out of Disney Movies and Disney stopped just short of stoning her for doing a nude scene in a couple movies, yet Vanessa Hudgekins gets a free pass from Disney for sending nude pics over the internet to her pimp?

Glenn
10-14-2008, 02:44 PM
MoTown is dialed in.

WTFchris
10-14-2008, 02:55 PM
I agree. I never liked musicals as a kid either. I think it's just teenage girls that like it.

MoTown
10-14-2008, 02:58 PM
And they couldn't come up with a better name than "High School Musical?" That's the fucking best they could do?

Big Swami
10-14-2008, 05:36 PM
^^ :cogent: It's as if no matter how dumb a title they tried to give this movie, the marketing executives at Disney were like, "nope, too oblique."

Then one guy was like, "Hey, I know! We've been giving this project a working title of 'High School Musical' and I think we should just go with that. Ab ab ab! No time to argue about it. Gotta go. I've got a 2:30 appointment to get my nutsack massaged with hundred-dollar bills."

DennyMcLain
10-16-2008, 02:35 AM
I know I shouldn't, but it's sooooo "actor". Bitch really had to go ahead and say it....in all seriousness.



(OPRAH.com (http://www.oprah.com/index?cnn=yes)) -- For more than 20 years, actress Christina Applegate has kept audiences laughing.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/LIVING/10/14/o.christina.applegate.double.mastectomy/art.christina.applegate.jpg

"It doesn't feel the same, and it's hard to carry your purse," Christina Applegate says. "I cry at least once a day."

During her teenage years, she lit up the small screen as Kelly Bundy on the hit sitcom "Married with Children." After 11 hilarious seasons, Christina's career branched out to the big screen and Broadway.
In 2007, Christina landed the starring role on "Samantha Who?" an acclaimed comedy series. After receiving Emmy and Golden Globe nominations for her performance, it seemed that nothing could stop Christina's triumphant return to TV.


Then, in April 2008, shocking news silenced the laughter. At 36 years old, Christina was diagnosed with breast cancer. At first, Christina says she lived quietly with the disease. "It's hard to live quietly," she says. "I went through five weeks of work without telling anyone that this was going on in my life."

Now, Christina is going public with her personal battle to raise awareness among young women who may not think they're at risk.

As the daughter of a breast cancer survivor, Christina says she's been vigilant about getting regular mammograms since she was 30 years old. In 2007, doctors recommended extra precautions.

"My doctor said that the mammograms weren't enough for me because of the denseness of my breasts," she says. "He suggested that I get an MRI."

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/10/14/o.christina.applegate.double.mastectomy/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Uncle Mxy
10-16-2008, 08:39 AM
If she wanted to educate people, why didn't she take off her clothes earlier and allow us to capture the density? I just don't get it.

Vinny
10-18-2008, 11:07 PM
Hilary Swank's face....seriously, what's wrong with it? The nose? The lips? The Eyebrows?

Tahoe
10-18-2008, 11:14 PM
^ yep

Big Swami
10-19-2008, 01:03 PM
Her teeth are horrifying, her eyes are dead, her forehead is huge, she has sunken cheeks, and when she smiles it looks like she's going to eat you T-Rex style. Plus she was The Next Karate Kid, and that was fucking horrible.

Timone
10-19-2008, 01:09 PM
Internet stud. :p

Uncle Mxy
10-24-2008, 11:42 PM
The appeal of slot machines.

MoTown
10-25-2008, 09:20 AM
ESPN's selection of Top 10 plays. It's obvious that they get a hard on for dunking, but their selection is idiotic.

Today's top play was Patrick Ewing Jr. dunking on a fast break. That play beat a hole in one and the best goal this year in the NHL.

They put a pass in there from LeBron as well. A pass. Not an alley-oop. A pass.

Zekyl
11-09-2008, 02:56 PM
Why I find Peyton Manning's commercials hilarious...

Uncle Mxy
11-11-2008, 08:54 PM
Why AT&T told me they'd arrive at my house to fix my phone line at 4:07pm. Do they give me a free pizza if they show up at 4:08pm?

Glenn
11-12-2008, 02:54 PM
Why we don't have more members here.

It just doesn't make sense.

People should just be able to jump right into these easy to follow conversations.

MoTown
11-12-2008, 02:55 PM
Maybe we should run some advertisements?

Vinny
11-12-2008, 02:58 PM
Let's go to the Palace next home game and put WTFDetroit stickers all over everybody's cars. People love free stickers.

Tahoe
11-12-2008, 03:02 PM
I had to walk behind the camera douche who was filming Eli in the pregame show. I was thinking about walking in front of the camera and give a shout out to WTF, but I was worried that Eli might kick my ass on live TV and embarrass WTF.

Fool
11-12-2008, 04:11 PM
Never hesitate at the chance to embarrass WTF.

Big Swami
11-12-2008, 09:50 PM
You should have taken off your shirt, thrown it at Eli and shouted "DOUBLE U TEE EFF DETROIT DOT COM" at the top of your lungs. Then you should have flexed and pointed at the camera.

Glenn
11-12-2008, 09:52 PM
Eli would have put on his new Rip Hamilton mask and squealed like a pussy.

Fool
11-13-2008, 04:33 PM
You should have taken off your shirt, thrown it at Eli and shouted "DOUBLE U TEE EFF DETROIT DOT COM" at the top of your lungs. Then you should have flexed and pointed at the camera.

This is correct.

D's Nuts
11-13-2008, 11:22 PM
how could casino royale be so awesome and quantum
of solice suck so much ass?

MoTown
11-14-2008, 09:10 AM
Did you already see it?

D's Nuts
11-14-2008, 12:53 PM
Yeah, saw it last night at a pre-screening. Not great.

MoTown
11-14-2008, 01:26 PM
High School Musical?

Why the F is this so popular? When I was a kid, I thought musicals were stupid (still do). It has a cast of dudes that make DiCaprio look like a hard-ass, a bunch of very unattractive teen girls and as far as I can tell, it's been the same story three times. Weren't made for TV Disney movies made fun of once upon a time? What the hell is wrong with today's youth?




On a similar note, why did Anne Hathaway get thrown out of Disney Movies and Disney stopped just short of stoning her for doing a nude scene in a couple movies, yet Vanessa Hudgekins gets a free pass from Disney for sending nude pics over the internet to her pimp?

Anyone see this week's South Park?

MoTown
11-21-2008, 11:12 AM
I don't get the obsession with Erin Andrews. She's attractive, yes, but people fawn over her like she lactates beer. She's an above average looking girl, that's it.

DrRay11
11-21-2008, 11:17 AM
It's amplified because she's on sports shows with a bunch of dudes. It's the same reason anyone's attracted to Rachel Nichols. (shudders...)

MoTown
11-21-2008, 11:22 AM
I figured as much, I guess I'm just not impressed by women who are told what to say. If we hung out and she knew more about zone defenses and weak side blitzes than me, then I'd be impressed. Sideline reporters are just told what to say and there to look pretty.

And Rachel Nichols is creepy.

MoTown
12-03-2008, 01:56 PM
I don't get why people play on their Blackberry while taking a dump.

WTFchris
12-03-2008, 02:12 PM
I don't get the obsession with Erin Andrews. She's attractive, yes, but people fawn over her like she lactates beer. She's an above average looking girl, that's it.

She's not a perfect 10, but she's probably hotter than %99 of our girls in real life. And that's probably true for %99 of the people watching her on TV too.

It's how hot she is in comparison to the other chicks on sports.

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-03-2008, 10:48 PM
I don't get why people play on their Blackberry while taking a dump.


How the hell would you know what others do while taking a dump?

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-03-2008, 10:51 PM
Also, I don't get why people hate Jemele Hill so much. I find her somewhat physically attractive & her columns are sometimes insightful. She even replied to my e-mail one time.

UxKa
12-03-2008, 11:06 PM
:dismissed:

Uncle Mxy
12-03-2008, 11:32 PM
I don't get why people play on their Blackberry while taking a dump.
It beats playing with your Wii while taking a dump, I suppose.

Zekyl
12-04-2008, 01:44 AM
That seems like it'd be much more complicated.

MoTown
12-04-2008, 08:45 AM
How the hell would you know what others do while taking a dump?

Because I peek over the stalls...



You hear the clicking you fucking idiot.

Glenn
12-04-2008, 08:46 AM
Also, I don't get why people hate Jemele Hill so much. I find her somewhat physically attractive & her columns are sometimes insightful. She even replied to my e-mail one time.

But you'd still puke on her floor, right?

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-10-2008, 10:34 PM
I don't get why they waited more than TEN FUCKING YEARS to finally make Toy Story 3...????

I was 11 when the 2nd one came out. Who are they trying to attract to see the 3rd one??? Kids that are 10 years younger than me were to young to have enjoyed the first two when they we're at their pinnacle.

Regardless, I'll probably go see it in 2010, just because I'll still probably like Disney at age 22.

Tahoe
12-10-2008, 11:38 PM
I don't get why the first Santa Claus was good and the 2nd and 3rd SCs suck so bad.

Also, I'm not sure that they do.

Uncle Mxy
01-01-2009, 05:28 PM
Why there's a "desert casino" in the Upper Peninsula:

http://www.lvdcasino.com/

And yeah, I know the answer, but I didn't yesterday when I first heard about this place.

DennyMcLain
01-01-2009, 07:32 PM
Why they don't call a Brazilian Wax a "Brazilian Wax" in Brazil.

Where's the pride???

UxKa
01-01-2009, 08:42 PM
The same reason we don't get an "American Cheeseburger" here?

UxKa
01-01-2009, 08:43 PM
I don't get why there's an ad banner for a Chinese dating site on this page.

Tahoe
01-01-2009, 08:48 PM
The same reason we don't get an "American Cheeseburger" here?

After Denny's question, this answer kind of hurt my brain a lil bit.

Fool
01-01-2009, 09:14 PM
How Lil Wayne can have so many albums and not one descent line of lyrics?

Also, would he not get up on top of EVERYTHING if he were like 6 inches taller?

Timone
01-01-2009, 09:17 PM
How Lil Wayne can have so many albums and not one descent line of lyrics?

You're crazy.

"Bitch I'm the bomb like tick tick"

Genius.

MoTown
01-01-2009, 10:12 PM
"I got so much chips they call me Hewlett Packard."

Timone
01-01-2009, 10:52 PM
"Bitches on my stick but my name ain't Harry Potter"

Wilfredo Ledezma
01-11-2009, 12:33 PM
Here's one I don't get.

In the movie Armageddon, when Truman shows Harry the crew he originally had planned to drill the hole in the asteroid, Truman tells him that they've been training for 8 months.

However, when the movie begins, one of the NASA researchers told them they had 18 days before it hit earth, and that was before they came up with the ideal to drill.

I can poke so many holes in that movie.

DE
01-14-2009, 10:00 PM
Hate to get all Europhile, but who the fuck here invented the whole putting-a-piece-of-orange-in-wheat-beer shit. I've had beer all over Germany and lots of times with Belgians, and correct me if I'm wrong (Uxka you've been to Belgium on a beer tour), but I'm pretty sure those dudes perfected the whole wheat beer thing, and I've never seen them put a gay-ass piece of citrus fruit in their fucking beer.

I've had 4 by the way.

Uncle Mxy
01-14-2009, 10:32 PM
The only time I was in Belgium in Brussels, it rained the entire fucking time I was there. It was miserable to get anywhere, and I never got to explore much. It was the one leg of that Euro trip where I wish I had a do-over. I never got a good Belgium experience.

Vinny
01-14-2009, 10:32 PM
Hate to get all Europhile, but who the fuck here invented the whole putting-a-piece-of-orange-in-wheat-beer shit. I've had beer all over Germany and lots of times with Belgians, and correct me if I'm wrong (Uxka you've been to Belgium on a beer tour), but I'm pretty sure those dudes perfected the whole wheat beer thing, and I've never seen them put a gay-ass piece of citrus fruit in their fucking beer.

I've had 4 by the way.

Usually it's a lemon in a Weiss or an Orange in a Belgian White. And yes, they're both gay.

UxKa
01-14-2009, 10:55 PM
Every time I see this thread, I just want to type 'laid'. It doesn't apply to me... but the thread title leads into it so nicely.

Tahoe
01-14-2009, 10:57 PM
Good post DE. Theres no need to fuck with beer, just fuckin drink it.

Vinny
01-14-2009, 11:19 PM
Every time I see this thread, I just want to type 'laid'. It doesn't apply to me... but the thread title leads into it so nicely.

Wow, I was coming here to type pretty much word for word the same thing after reading your post in the suck thread.

Tahoe
01-14-2009, 11:24 PM
Hate to get all Europhile, but who the fuck here invented the whole putting-a-piece-of-orange-in-wheat-beer shit. I've had beer all over Germany and lots of times with Belgians, and correct me if I'm wrong (Uxka you've been to Belgium on a beer tour), but I'm pretty sure those dudes perfected the whole wheat beer thing, and I've never seen them put a gay-ass piece of citrus fruit in their fucking beer.

I've had 4 by the way.

But it is ok that I just put a splash of grapefruit juice over my Vodka on ice?

Vinny
01-14-2009, 11:25 PM
But it is ok that I just put a splash of grapefruit juice over my Vodka on ice?

It's not SWEETENED grapefruit juice is it?

Tahoe
01-14-2009, 11:27 PM
Its some natural something ort other. It doesn't say its sweetned.

Vinny
01-14-2009, 11:29 PM
Best to stay away until you're sure. Maybe fresh squeeze a fresh grapefruit with your bicep just to be safe.

Tahoe
01-14-2009, 11:30 PM
it fuckin tastes pretty good that much I know for sure

Vinny
01-14-2009, 11:31 PM
it fuckin tastes pretty good that much I know for sure

Yeah, I love me some greyhounds.

WTFchris
02-01-2009, 11:34 PM
My car has those windows that don't go all the way down (I guess so kids can't jump out) and a window lock button, but the door opens from the inside even when locked. So they can't jump out the window, but they can get out of the door when the car is moving.

Brilliant!

Uncle Mxy
02-02-2009, 12:06 PM
And of course, if they're short kids, they won't get much benefit from the breeze unless it rolls down all the way.

Glenn
02-03-2009, 10:16 AM
A bunch of people where I work are talking about going to wait in line at Denny's for a free Grand Slam.

Wait in line, at Denny's.

No thanks.

Tahoe
02-03-2009, 02:59 PM
Are you effin kidding me? Good luck with that case. What a bunch of ass hats.


COLUMBIA, South Carolina (AP) - South Carolina authorities in the county where Michael Phelps was spotted smoking from a marijuana pipe say they are considering a criminal charge against the Olympic swimmer.

Lt. Chris Cowan said Tuesday that Richland County sheriff's investigators are gathering more information about the photo, which showed Phelps inhaling from a marijuana pipe.

Cowan did not specify what charge was being considered and declined to discuss details of the investigation.

The photograph was first shown in a British tabloid Sunday. News of the World said the picture was taken during a November house party while Phelps was visiting the University of South Carolina.
Phelps issued a public apology.

MoTown
02-03-2009, 03:02 PM
Give me a break...

WTFchris
02-03-2009, 03:37 PM
Is a pic off someone's cell phone even admissible?

Tahoe
02-03-2009, 03:39 PM
And....AND....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND prove its pot you dumb fucks.

Could anyone imagine shit like this in LA, SF, Ann Arbor?

yourmom_is_hot
02-03-2009, 03:42 PM
who cares. the IOC was fine with it. its pot. its not like he did a bunch of blow and ran over child midgets walking to school.

Fool
02-03-2009, 04:00 PM
Is a pic off someone's cell phone even admissible?

Text messages got the Mayor sent to jail.

Glenn
02-04-2009, 02:12 PM
I don't get why women (or men) named "Margaret" oftentimes go by "Peggy".

Tahoe
02-04-2009, 02:28 PM
Musicals

Uncle Mxy
02-04-2009, 03:43 PM
I don't get why women (or men) named "Margaret" oftentimes go by "Peggy".
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/764/why-is-peggy-the-nickname-for-margaret

WTFchris
02-04-2009, 06:12 PM
Text messages got the Mayor sent to jail.

But that was his cell. Pictures can be doctored. How do you prove it wasn't?

Wizzle
02-05-2009, 08:44 AM
I don't get the "feels like" term thrown around in weather forecasts. How do they know what it feels like for everybody. Right now it is -3 but it "feels like" -19. How the hell would they figure that out? Do they take a guy from outside and put him in an isolated room at -19 so that the guy can say, "yup, that's what it feels like outside right now".

Cold sucks, and it feels like it really sucks.

Glenn
02-05-2009, 08:48 AM
I always thought that was just another way of saying what the wind chill is.

WTFchris
02-05-2009, 08:54 AM
Yes, that is with the wind chill.

Your body radiates heat to the air, thus warming the air immediately around you. When you have a lot of wind, the warmed air is blown away and your body loses even more heat to the air because the air around you is constantly being replaced with the colder air.

That happens when it's 20, it happens when it's 90. That's how a breeze cools you. It isn't colder air blowing by you. It's the air taking the heat around you from your body and moving it away.

Fool
02-05-2009, 08:56 AM
I might be in Denver this April.

I was going to say more, but I liked how that looked as just a stand alone statement.

Wizzle
02-05-2009, 08:56 AM
I don't buy it, and damn your science

jk

Glenn
02-05-2009, 09:00 AM
I like the "thus" in your post, Chris.

Vinny
02-05-2009, 10:07 AM
I don't get how nobody in the world seems to understand how ceiling fans or thermostats work.

"Why do you have the fans on, it's cold outside?"

"I know the heat's on but can you turn it up?"

Idiots.

WTFchris
02-05-2009, 10:18 AM
I like the "thus" in your post, Chris.

I'll have to work that into more of my posts.

I don't get why so many damn runs at ski resorts have flat spots. The designers must hate boarders.

Tahoe
02-06-2009, 01:21 PM
The treatment Phelps is getting for hitting a bong at a party.

Timone
02-06-2009, 01:28 PM
I think he should be crucified, but that's just me.

Tahoe
02-06-2009, 01:34 PM
Apparently, so does the media

Timone
02-06-2009, 01:36 PM
And you don't, why?

Tahoe
02-06-2009, 01:39 PM
No, esplain por favor

Timone
02-06-2009, 01:43 PM
I'm not going to discuss this with you if you're going to be immature. So, end of discussion.

Tahoe
02-06-2009, 01:47 PM
No problem.

Also, I seriously don't know what you were going to say, but whatever.

Timone
02-06-2009, 01:48 PM
I'm sick and tired of this nonchalant attitude of yours. I'm trading your ass to Denver for WTFChris.

Tahoe
02-06-2009, 01:50 PM
What were you going to say...Cuz its illegal?

Timone
02-06-2009, 01:52 PM
I'm not discussing this big boy issue with you. You're not mature enough.

Tahoe
02-06-2009, 01:55 PM
'Sharing' is good. You should share

Timone
02-06-2009, 01:56 PM
I'm not sharing shit with you. Go fuck yourself.

Tahoe
02-06-2009, 01:57 PM
"Go fuck yourself" See, you shared and you prolly feel better now. It works!

Timone
02-06-2009, 01:58 PM
You don't want to know what I really think about you.

Tahoe
02-06-2009, 01:59 PM
Don't worry, you don't have to tell me.

Timone
02-06-2009, 02:08 PM
Wow, I'm a dick. Don't mind me Tahoe, it's the clinical depression.

Tahoe
02-06-2009, 02:10 PM
My buddy gets depressed but he's in Folsom. I'd get depressed too if I was in. You are in WTFDetroit. Don't worry, be happy.

Glenn
02-06-2009, 02:11 PM
calm

Tahoe
02-06-2009, 04:22 PM
Why bodog is slow posting lines

Timone
02-08-2009, 11:01 AM
the glenn-pittsburgh connection. was he born there? does he live there? does he like pirates?

DennyMcLain
02-08-2009, 10:23 PM
the glenn-pittsburgh connection. was he born there? does he live there? does he like pirates?

He likes butt-pirates.

Wilfredo Ledezma
02-09-2009, 09:12 AM
I don't get why many women tuck the bottom of their pants into their boots.

I think their called uggs.

Probably because they are ugly.

This one girl in my school told me that she hates wearing uggs and thinks they are stupid, but yet she wears them to 'keep up with the trends'.

Thank God I'm not female.

Glenn
02-09-2009, 09:17 AM
Yeah, hypocrisy sucks.

Good call.

Timone
02-09-2009, 03:57 PM
Why people play music while they sleep.

Uncle Mxy
02-09-2009, 07:25 PM
Because they're not awake to turn the music off?

Timone
02-09-2009, 07:35 PM
:cogent:, but I think I should explain a little better.

I'm trying to figure out what the point of having music on is if you're probably not even going to be able to hear it.

WTFchris
02-09-2009, 07:39 PM
To drown out their whiny kids?

Fool
02-09-2009, 07:45 PM
To hide their night terror screams from the neighbors.

UxKa
02-09-2009, 07:46 PM
:cogent:, but I think I should explain a little better.

I'm trying to figure out what the point of having music on is if you're probably not even going to be able to hear it.

I can't sleep in a silent room. Usually it's the TV, but music works too. I tried setting the TV timer back in the day, but I would wake up when it shut off. So yes, for some people it's just better to have something on all night.

Timone
02-09-2009, 07:49 PM
I understand.

Everything's gotta be completely silent for me.

UxKa
02-09-2009, 08:14 PM
Nowdays it probably doesn't help that I have a ringing in my ears, and I only hear it if it's silent. But I always had something on when I was a kid too.

Timone
02-09-2009, 08:21 PM
Actually, I don't even think it matters if I have anything on. I'm probably the deepest sleeper evar.

UxKa
02-09-2009, 08:27 PM
I'm one hell of a deep sleeper too, except for silence.

Wilfredo Ledezma
02-09-2009, 08:35 PM
I sleep with an oscillating fan on, year round.

I can't sleep with my iPod on because then I won't hear my alarm.

DennyMcLain
02-09-2009, 08:41 PM
Do the voices in my head count as "ambient noise"?

Timone
02-09-2009, 08:42 PM
To anybody that is able to sleep on their back:

Fuck you. You're not human.

Wilfredo Ledezma
02-09-2009, 08:46 PM
Did you know spiders apparently crawl in peoples mouths when they sleep?

I'm kind of paranoid about falling asleep with my mouth open. But I have a broken nose and it's the only way I can breathe sometimes...

Timone
02-09-2009, 08:46 PM
^ Who broke it?

Wilfredo Ledezma
02-09-2009, 08:48 PM
HS Football...

Somebody somehow got an elbow through my facemask during a game vs. Cardinal Mooney...

I don't bother getting it fixed because ppl don't notice until I tell them.

MoTown
02-09-2009, 08:50 PM
To anybody that is able to sleep on their back:

Fuck you. You're not human.
I fall asleep on my back. But then again, I'm not human. I'm MoTown.

Timone
02-09-2009, 08:58 PM
LOL, so MoTown. :motown owns:

Tahoe
02-09-2009, 09:08 PM
^ Same

Vinny
02-09-2009, 09:50 PM
Why nightmares are now called night terrors. Is there some PC reason I don't know about? Just seems like a strange thing to randomly decide to change.

Timone
02-09-2009, 09:51 PM
Night terrors? WTF?

Tahoe
02-09-2009, 09:52 PM
Never heard of it

Vinny
02-09-2009, 09:52 PM
Night terrors? WTF?

It's true, ask fool, he says it all the time.

Timone
02-09-2009, 09:52 PM
Me neither, hence the WTF?

Vinny
02-09-2009, 09:53 PM
http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showpost.php?p=302605&postcount=1155

Tahoe
02-09-2009, 09:53 PM
It's true, ask fool, he says it all the time.

The world, or more importantly WTF does NOT revolve around Fool.

Timone
02-09-2009, 09:53 PM
I'm thinking they've gotta be different, because there's no way in Hell that me getting my cock chopped off by that one chick would be classified as a nightmare. That shit sounds like something that would be called a night terror.

Timone
02-09-2009, 09:56 PM
^ Needless to say I was on edge after that one.

Tahoe
02-09-2009, 09:57 PM
Its no wonder you can't sleep

UxKa
02-09-2009, 10:00 PM
Why nightmares are now called night terrors. Is there some PC reason I don't know about? Just seems like a strange thing to randomly decide to change.

Actually that phrase is at least 25 years old, because when I was a toddler I had night terrors. Get with it Vin.

Fool
02-10-2009, 07:14 AM
Nightmares are bad dreams. Night terrors happen in a stage of sleep prior to REM (REM sleep is where the dreams you remember happen) and involve the person actually acting out physically (screaming, sitting up, eyes being open, talking though not actually to someone in the room) but not being conscious. When they are over, the person typically doesn't remember anything except being afraid.

Timone
02-10-2009, 07:35 AM
^ Check out the big brain on Brad.

WTFchris
02-10-2009, 12:31 PM
Sister Cities. Seriously, what is the point?

Wilfredo Ledezma
02-10-2009, 12:55 PM
I think one of Detroit's is Dubai...


Yeah, they are stupid.

Glenn
02-10-2009, 01:07 PM
It's a gimmick to create some sort of artificial commerce, IMO.

We buy their junk, they buy ours.

Timone
02-10-2009, 03:49 PM
I never got why it mattered if your clothes were "matching" or not.

DennyMcLain
02-10-2009, 06:23 PM
This pic:

Fools got Huckleberry Hound stuck to his head. And what the fuck is he pointing at? UFO's? A bus? A cut finger?...

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0210/nfl_g_lionsfan_576.jpg

WTFchris
02-10-2009, 06:45 PM
That pic reminds me...

People who give the #1 sign when their team is not #1.

UxKa
02-10-2009, 07:15 PM
Maybe he meant "Just get 1".

MoTown
02-10-2009, 11:00 PM
America's obsession with Lil Wayne. He was just on "Around the Horn" today. WTF??? He isn't intelligent, he doesn't understand sports all that well, his music is horrid and his vocabulary is putrid.

I just don't get it.

Wilfredo Ledezma
02-10-2009, 11:13 PM
America's obsession with Lil Wayne. He was just on "Around the Horn" today. WTF??? He isn't intelligent, he doesn't understand sports all that well, his music is horrid and his vocabulary is putrid.

I just don't get it.

I don't get it either. I used to like Lil' Wayne when he was an amateur and would make cameo's in Birdman & Mannie Fresh songs, but now his music is just garbage...

Glenn
02-11-2009, 06:23 AM
America's obsession with Lil' Wayne.

apostrophes are very sexy, don't you think?

Timone
02-11-2009, 07:37 AM
America's obsession with Lil Wayne. He was just on "Around the Horn" today. WTF??? He isn't intelligent, he doesn't understand sports all that well, his music is horrid and his vocabulary is putrid.

I just don't get it.

I feel this.


BUT HE SEZ HES DA BEST RAPPER ALIVE SO IT MUST B TRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

DennyMcLain
02-11-2009, 09:44 AM
BUT LDB SEZ HES DA BEST RAPPER ALIVE SO IT MUST B TRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Timone
02-11-2009, 09:56 AM
This is true.

Timone
02-11-2009, 12:56 PM
Why people bring up "people years" when talking about how old their dog is.

Uncle Mxy
02-11-2009, 02:11 PM
Dog lifespans vary greatly as a function of size.
The comparison to human years is so dog-illiterates won't have to know that really big dogs only live up to maybe 10 years, while your really small dogs live up to 20 years.

Tahoe
02-11-2009, 02:22 PM
And the first couple of years they age like 10 human years and later they age like 5 human years according to some douche.

Timone
02-11-2009, 10:52 PM
America's obsession with Lil Wayne. He was just on "Around the Horn" today. WTF??? He isn't intelligent, he doesn't understand sports all that well, his music is horrid and his vocabulary is putrid.

I just don't get it.

Remember when Nelly was on First Take?

Every time they put these rappers on to discuss sports, they provide their crappy analysis and the people that are paid to debate kiss their asses all the time.

MoTown
02-11-2009, 11:04 PM
Didn't Nelly play minor league baseball at one point? I'm not saying that makes it any better, I'm just saying at least he knows a little about sports. Lil' Wayne has admitted he knows little about sports but likes to watch them sometimes. He likes to make lame music and smoke weed. Leave it at that.

Tahoe
02-16-2009, 07:33 PM
Why ESPN's commercial says..."Rivalry Week, All week long"

Tahoe
02-16-2009, 07:36 PM
Why Hockey players always add a 'Y' to the end of their teamattes names...

Timmy played good that last period. Stevy is good..., tommy etc.

I mean, whats the deal? <--read that in your best Seinfeld voice.

Timone
02-16-2009, 07:38 PM
Why I'm the only one that doesn't like Seinfeld.

Tahoe
02-16-2009, 07:44 PM
Seinfeld > Home Improvement?

Timone
02-16-2009, 07:46 PM
Oh, no doubt.

Hell, According to Jim > Home Improvement.

Tahoe
02-16-2009, 07:48 PM
I have watched Home Improvement a total of 0 times. But now I have to check it out.

Timone
02-16-2009, 07:49 PM
If you're able to sit through an entire episode of that show, you deserve a medal or something.

Let me know how it goes.

Tahoe
02-16-2009, 07:57 PM
TIDG: Why my wife wants to go for a walk right now.

Timone
02-16-2009, 07:57 PM
Uh oh.

Tahoe
02-16-2009, 08:19 PM
Well, wasn't that special! A nice lil 20 minute walk.

I am starting to store a lil extra engergy around the wasteline, iykwim.

Timone
02-16-2009, 08:20 PM
YOU CRAZY KIDS

Glenn
02-16-2009, 08:41 PM
Why I'm the only one that doesn't like Seinfeld.

OH NO YOU AIN'T

Timone
02-16-2009, 08:42 PM
I'm kind of creeped out that we have way more in common than I thought.

Timone
02-16-2009, 09:09 PM
Do the kids of today still put posters on their walls? Back in the day everyone used to have posters of their favorite bands or their MJ posters or their Dylan McKay from 90210 posters (me), but I don't know if they still do that shit nowadays.

Glenn
02-16-2009, 09:20 PM
Do the kids of today still put posters on their walls? Back in the day everyone used to have posters of their favorite bands or their MJ posters or their Dylan McKay from 90210 posters (me), but I don't know if they still do that shit nowadays.

If we only had someone that knew "the ballers" of today...

Vinny
02-16-2009, 09:25 PM
They probably put virtual posters up in their houses in second life or something.

Timone
02-16-2009, 09:27 PM
THE KIDS OF TODAY, THEY'RE JUST SO DIFFERENT NOW

Fool
02-17-2009, 10:24 AM
I bought my daughter a poster the other day.

Glenn
02-17-2009, 10:26 AM
I bought my daughter a poster the other day.

Hopefully it wasn't Ledezma.

DennyMcLain
02-17-2009, 10:55 AM
THE KIDS OF TODAY, THEY'RE JUST SO DIFFERENT NOW


HOW CAN U SAY THAT. WUZ A FAN OF URZ LOL. BTW NOW A FAN OF MAD RAP OF TEH TAHOE BUT NOT UR RAP. FU


BTW, I don't get MTV. What's the big deal?

MoTown
02-18-2009, 09:47 AM
Hopefully it wasn't Ledezma.
I found this funny. That is all.

Timone
02-20-2009, 04:12 AM
Why I'm up watching Varsity Blues.

Timone
02-20-2009, 06:25 AM
Do people actually think American Dad is funny? I dig Family Guy, but AD just sucks imo.

UxKa
02-20-2009, 07:05 AM
Do people actually think American Dad is funny? I dig Family Guy, but AD just sucks imo.

+1

Uncle Mxy
02-20-2009, 07:39 AM
Do people actually think American Dad is funny? I dig Family Guy, but AD just sucks imo.
Both American Dad and Family Guy have had and still have their moments (most anything with Patrick Stewart and Adam West), though I think both have gone downhill since their first couple seasons. I know a real-life couple who remind me of Stan and Francine, and have this 'OMG, this is the dude I used to work with!" response to AD that I don't get from FG.

Timone
02-20-2009, 07:42 AM
Stan kind of reminds me of Tahoe in a way. Maybe Tahoe's real name is Stan.

Wilfredo Ledezma
02-20-2009, 08:14 AM
I would think you guys would love American Dad.

It's Seth MacFarlane's way of making fun of Republicans.

The show is definitely not anywhere near as funny as Family Guy, but Roger is pretty funny.

Timone
02-20-2009, 08:17 AM
I would think you guys would love American Dad.

It's Seth MacFarlane's way of making fun of Republicans.

The show is definitely not anywhere near as funny as Family Guy, but Roger is pretty funny.

couldn't care less personally. I'm neither a Dem or a Republican, so it really doesn't make much of a difference.

not funneh is just not funneh to me.

Timone
02-20-2009, 08:37 AM
Why I'm up watching Varsity Blues.

Sports Guy's review of it is pretty entertaining.

Timone
02-20-2009, 03:43 PM
This isn't a thing I don't get, it's just a question. I figured I'd post it here.

Who's the hot blonde British chick that's hosting Who Wants to Be a Millionaire right now?

Tahoe
02-20-2009, 03:47 PM
I have not watched that show in a million years.

Timone
02-20-2009, 03:47 PM
Cat Deeley. Apparently she's used as a fill in host for Viera (the bitch).

http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/0/1/g/CatDeeley.jpg

Timone
02-20-2009, 03:48 PM
^ thanks bro

Tahoe
02-20-2009, 03:50 PM
Not a lot of boob action goin on there, but me being a mature individual and all, its about what they have upstairs.

Timone
02-20-2009, 03:52 PM
I'm sure she has a vag at least.

Tahoe
02-20-2009, 03:53 PM
A nice lil set of perkies never hurts though.

Timone
02-20-2009, 04:59 PM
I'm watching Just One of the Guys right now. I don't get how Rick could not know that Terry was a chick. Maybe I'm just saying that though because it's a movie and I knew this.

Timone
02-20-2009, 05:01 PM
I forgot that Johnny fuckin' Lawrence was in this.

Timone
02-22-2009, 10:10 PM
Why it feels like Saturday instead of Sunday.

Glenn
02-22-2009, 10:19 PM
Anne Hathaway being considered "all that".

Timone
02-22-2009, 10:21 PM
Me personally, I think she's that. Not all that (and most certainly not all that and a bag of potato chips), but that.

Uncle Mxy
03-07-2009, 08:51 PM
Why did this website shut down? Did Ledezma not pay his bills?

http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/nm/od_nm/storytext/us_france_homework_odd/31180862/SIG=10rn7fv3u;_ylt=AoAQKo.X9C3xf1dblC9GxaoZ.3QA;_y lu=X3oDMTE4YzJlNjJhBHBvcwMxBHNlYwN5bl9zdG9yeV9ib2R 5BHNsawNmYWlzbWVzZGV2b2k-/*http://faismesdevoirs.com


PARIS (Reuters) – "You can't do it? We're here to help," says the homepage of a new French website where children can pay for older students to do homework for them.

On faismesdevoirs.com, children will be able to buy answers to simple maths problems for 5 euros ($6), while a full end-of-year presentation complete with slides and speaking notes will cost 80 euros ($100).

The website goes live Thursday morning, founder Stephane Boukris told Reuters.

"I realized there was a gap in the market. Add to that a dose of insolence, a zest of arrogance and the internet, and you have faismesdevoirs.com," he said.

Schoolteachers reacted with outrage.

"It is shocking. It defeats the purpose of education which is that the pupils need to learn for themselves how to do the work," said Agathe Field, a young English teacher at a secondary school in a suburb of Paris.

"It turns them into consumers. The message is that for the right price you can get the results you want. It's nonsense," she said.

Boukris defended the website, saying that the schoolchildren would still learn something if they bought homework from the site because it would come with annotations from the students explaining how they got to the final result.

"We're not just giving them the fish, we're teaching them how to fish," Boukris said in a telephone interview.

"Of course some schoolchildren might use the system to cheat, but they'll have to learn sooner or later because we won't be there on exam day," he said.

Timone
03-14-2009, 09:25 PM
Why TBS is playing American Pie after American Pie II.

Wilfredo Ledezma
03-15-2009, 12:26 PM
Why TBS is playing American Pie after American Pie II.

TNT does that with the Mission Impossible's and Rush Hour's sometimes.

Fool
03-15-2009, 01:51 PM
The first one is always more popular than the second. Almost always. But the later hour is more important than the earlier so they show the less liked one earlier than the more liked one.

Tahoe
03-15-2009, 02:01 PM
Got damn thats a good explanation Fool. I wondered why they did that.

It was vexing me. I was terribly vexed.

Zip Goshboots
03-15-2009, 03:15 PM
Anne Hathaway being considered "all that".

Goofy retards don't flip my lid, either.

Glenn
03-15-2009, 04:46 PM
Why TBS is playing American Pie after American Pie II.

Just a guess, but maybe they are doing a marathon -- 1 then 2, 1 then 2?

Timone
03-15-2009, 04:47 PM
No.

By the way, it was American Pie: Band Camp that followed II.

Glenn
03-19-2009, 08:50 AM
I don't get why Canadian coins are accepted in the US at par.