Nice.

Why is she wearing a feather headress?

It's a diversity calendar.

Make sure you scroll all the way to the next to last picture to get the proper feeling of fearing for humanity.


http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/20-photo-sessions-that-should-have-never-happened/

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/weirdest-family-photo-ever-probably-nsfw1.jpg


Once the little girl starts playing with dad’s faux junk they might as well be naked, because explicit pedo-incest, I assume, is much less disturbing than seeing pedo-incest and then realizing it’s only faux pedo-incest that looks identical to real pedo-incest — mindfuck.

had to add the caption Mxy -WTFchris

#17 made me LMAO.

#5's caption is pretty stellar too.

HAHA #2 is awesome.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7845/20ffdfe.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g156/buster2010/442912.gif

http://i562.photobucket.com/albums/ss68/yellowt/90SoccerLooksGay.jpg

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/80040-1/Cart_crash.gif

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/106755d1239757831-funny-strange-random-pics-astronomically-epic-win.jpg

http://wigs.garydave.com/stuff/Pictures/rubbish/gif/ballflippong.gif

Isn't there a separate thread for animated stuff?

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g199/misterandersen/s_d/1243668082902.jpg

GIF THREAD

That chick has some guns

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/med_techniques/rectorotor.jpg

Mxy continues to post brutal shit

http://www.lolfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/demotivator__epic_fail.jpg

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/flame-insults/1/Belittle-Flame_Thrower.jpg

http://www.hipstersuck.com/pictures/epic_hipster_moustache.jpeg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-parenting-stripper-fail.jpg

http://www.toadking.com/6x9=42/Chuck%20Norris%20Action%20Figure.jpg

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f7/Pothole_divided_by_zero.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3401/3585406647_4fe2a9b5f4.jpg?v=0

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-fatherly-fail.jpg?w=371&h=500

http://follownobody.duckweedmafia.com/pictures/cat%20superman.jpg

This thread should be re-named after Zip, in his honor.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/pwned%20gif/Solaris_Vega/The%20Gif%20Bowl/PartyLikeARockstar.gif?o=3

http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/upload/2006/07/HitlerZombie-756531.jpg

http://robotpirateninja.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/inet_tough_guy.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_H__J0s-Ta8Q/SDlYa7LoFuI/AAAAAAAAFCI/vXLwDKmBWf4/s400/tattoo.jpg

http://thehoopdoctors.com/online2/wp-content/uploads/2009/anderson1.jpg

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Technology/rt_manta_ray_080409_ssh.jpg

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/internet-distractions.png

^ I lol'd. thx Fo!

http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/upload/2009/06/the_last_100_years_the_1930s_a/CullSphere50Divisions.jpg

?

People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

I believe that was Dr. Cox. Regardless...

It's Dr. Fritz Zwicky.

http://www.macalester.edu/astronomy/courses/physics50/Images/zwicky.jpeg

http://www.eatliver.com/img/2008/3726.jpg

I will not visit eatliver.com to view that picture.

Did it not show up?

I believe that was Dr. Cox. Regardless...
Nope, I won a bet two weeks ago when that episode was re-run. Other guy said the same thing.

I do seem to remember that being Kelso.

It was both.

C8ICj1MlMqQ

FTbgvYPVdXE

This could destroy Big Swami.

http://www.thedemolitiondj.nl/images/atom-bomb-orange2.gif

Nope, I won a bet two weeks ago when that episode was re-run. Other guy said the same thing.
This is now clearly a lie.

How could you Swami. After we all trusted you so.

I bet there was no "other guy" nor did you see a "re-run". Hell, I question whether TV even exists.

Does anyone know Swami's friend? If not, he will probably never get his money back. Hopefully the bet wasn't paid by some act of public (or private yeesh) act of humiliation.

I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right. You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking, I'm not attractive.

You guys have to swear an oath that none of you tells my homeboy Tom about this. He will demand I return his Mos Eisley playset.

<--- Looking for a man named Tom, in caca water.

You guys have to swear an oath that none of you tells my homeboy Tom about this. He will demand I return his Mos Eisley playset.

Too late. Tom knows. You're done.

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/00/fullj.ecf419ecff488f763483af56a1e4aa1f/ecf419ecff488f763483af56a1e4aa1f-getty-88512535nm005_2009_nhl_awar.jpg


I love Dats, but one of these guys doesn't look comfortable in a suit.

http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/upload/2009/06/herschel_first_light_and_why_i/M51_Spitzer.jpg

You guys have to swear an oath that none of you tells my homeboy Tom about this. He will demand I return his Mos Eisley playset.


http://usatomorrownews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/tom-myspace.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2004/3637256991_36b395cc54_o.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/210yo0w.gif

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t221/gspafford/Humor/ZombieDefenseStation.jpg

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/blenda1.jpg

http://dlisted.com/files/goodmanbirthdaysluts.jpg

http://dlisted.com/files/caption0619_1.jpg

Zip and Swami ... go

Swami can't hear you. He left his cell phone at my place:
http://img3.raidpic.com/47pic019_014.jpg

Amitafuo ko!

Random Picture Thread is to UxKa what The Stands is to Koolaid.

Random Picture Thread is to UxKa what The Stands is to Koolaid.

I'll take that as a compliment?

Also, wow to Goodman. I'd scrolled past that a couple times, wondering why someone posted a pic of an ugly old dude.

http://www.realmanmag.com/images/tits1.gif

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Statshot-Worst-Parts.jpg

http://dogphysics.com/med_talking_bubbles.jpg

That's a nice dog, Mxy.

Nice bookcase, too.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ao5BSFB3tn0/SjDVN3LwZkI/AAAAAAAADi8/tMKAsUqZ_3E/s320/1.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ao5BSFB3tn0/SjDVNfVqrCI/AAAAAAAADis/yEY4D6DmjsU/s320/3.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ao5BSFB3tn0/SjDU3zvRCCI/AAAAAAAADiM/VXNAhoZ8Glw/s320/7.jpg

http://img2.raidpic.com/95bksevenincher.jpg

lol "Super Seven Incher"

http://greenasathistle.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/wwffish.jpg

http://funny.picturepie.com/images/birth_control.jpg

Architectural FAIL. (http://gizmodo.com/5304233/entire-new-13+story-building-tips-over-in-shanghai/gallery/) Thirteen-story apartment building in china falls over during construction.

http://cache-foo.gizmodo.com/gawker/assets/images/4/2009/06/504x_timber2.jpg

That's not a "Tahoe", that's for sure.

Take a good look Chris.

Does the work look familiar at all to you?

lol

Take a good look Chris.

Does the work look familiar at all to you?

I don't follow.

He's talking about your house.

You haven't read Tahoe's little house building diary in The Stands?

Damn!

That's a shame - cause it would have been funny.

Yeah, I've read that pointless thread.

I knew you wouldn't be offended!

HA! Fuck you Glenn! HA!

I need to sleep NOW

Night P.

I just read the last two pages in that thread that I had not seen. I get it now.

Goodnight Fool - thanks dude.

And Chris: I just posted my apology in that thread.

IF you are/were/may be offended I am sorry.

I asked nicely for forgiveness.

Can I get some?

P, Chris is obviously offended, and now I want an apology.

Or I'll be offended.

Did he think I actually could be offended by his comments?

Glan thinks you are soft.

Glan thinks you are soft.

:dismissed:

Anyone with punctuation marks in their name has no basis for that arguement.

Ok, I'm offended now.

GD - I have to apologise to you? What for?

You should apologise to me for baiting me a thousand times with your Devil's Advocate shit or just because you thought it would be funny.

And yes, Chris - I didn't want to offend you cause unlike Glenn I think you're a smart and funny Piston fan. That makes you A-OK in my book.

http://gorillamask.net/images/content/2008/9/4i9P8R-1221569842.jpg

I'd still hit it.

of course- as you should.

the dick is not a judge of character.

Fixed in the name of holiday cheer:


the Patriot missile is not a judge of character.

And one you refuse is one you miss out on.

There are 6+ billion people on the planet and the majority are stupid. I'm done with this and I'm done with them.

I'm making my own people now.

I already have a daughter (almost 3) and a son (almost 1) and now I've found out I have another one on the way.

So to the majority of those 6+ billion:

It's my time to shine and for you to ride the pine, baby

and yes, that is how I'll announce to the board that I'm about to be a father for the 3rd time

P: Mazel tov! And bhuta vaa sambhavesi vaa sabbe satta bhavantu sukhitatta!

Um, yeah: I speak English, so do my kids.

WTF is "bhuta vaa sambhavesi vaa sabbe satta bhavantu sukhitatta"?

Or is it Swami for "You are The Supreme Being cause you create life"?

Congrats P.

What's your max #?

I was going to get snipped after no.s 2 & 3 (twins) but the wife volunteered to do it instead.

Three is the magic number.

I'll have to get snipped cause it's easier and causes less grief with the fiance.

For someone who didn't want kids in the first place 3 is plenty.

Still ain't married, likely never will be. She doesn't wanna bother with it and that's fine with me cause it saves me a ton of cash.

Um, yeah: I speak English, so do my kids.

WTF is "bhuta vaa sambhavesi vaa sabbe satta bhavantu sukhitatta"?

Or is it Swami for "You are The Supreme Being cause you create life"?
It means "whether born or yet to be born, may all beings have happy minds."

Congrats P.

Thanks T

And thanks for that Swami - that's a nice thing to say/type.

My fiance thinks you're awesome.

Congrats to you and the queen. Good luck to little q r and s.

Congrats man.


There are 6+ billion people on the planet and the majority are stupid. I'm done with this and I'm done with them.

I'm making my own people now.

That's the funniest thing I've read all week.

That is solid.

I'm happy to please some of the 6+ billion that aren't stupid.

The rest of them are lucky I'm not North Korean.

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/hippies.jpg

http://scienceblogs.com/neurotopia/Rectal-Foreign-Bodies.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2467/3708338458_ac2f98cc20_o.jpg

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/abilities/crotch4.jpg

http://img4.raidpic.com/93drugguide.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj218/Shebang_bucket/Shark_Attack_01.jpg

As summer progresses, crops of rice paddy art (http://www.pinktentacle.com/2009/07/rice-paddy-art/) are beginning to emerge in Japan. The crop art — created by strategically arranging and growing different colors of rice plants — can be seen in farming communities across the country. The largest and finest work is grown in the Aomori prefecture village of Inakadate, which has earned a reputation for its agricultural artistry. This year the enormous pictures of Napoleon and a Sengoku-period warrior, both on horseback, are visible in a pair of fields adjacent to the town hall there.

https://blog.so-net.ne.jp/_images/blog/_80e/karaponeyami/P705202601.jpg

https://blog.so-net.ne.jp/_images/blog/_80e/karaponeyami/P7052022.jpg

WTF?

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/677/glanfields.jpg

Well played.

Loved the set up

Loved the finish

Pity Glan's avatar is so poor

Loved the set up

Loved the finish

Pity Glan's avatar is so poor

Never kick an emo when he is down.

In other words, never kick an emo.

That's just quality internetting Denny.

Does this room look familiar to anyone here?

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9133/collegehumor6a915bfc40c.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2660/3712646221_0150ddfc2d.jpg?v=0

http://www.irintech.com/x1/images/jean/mianus_sewage_dump.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3430/3706455079_f86eea873e.jpg
http://www.amazon.com/Barbie-Voyage-Rados-Joanne-Barkan/dp/0717288900/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1247263257&sr=8-1

http://static1.firedoglake.com/28/files//2009/07/bacon-2.jpg

Would probably be a little more appealing if they were cooked (also wouldn't work, but who cares?)

I just realized that Lambs' haircut in my sig below reminds me of the naked Chinese gangster in The Hangover. (also the doctor in Knocked Up, and the king in Role Models)

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/img/b/bruno/5633_MS_D008_0053R.JPG_cmyk.jpg

That's a beautiful horse.

http://auto-novosti.ru/photo/hummer-crash-small.jpg

http://www.itnetwerk.com/news/resserver.php?blogId=4&resource=batman-suparman-02a.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g156/buster2010/border.jpg

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/1624/billymaysposter.gif

http://img7.raidpic.com/78einstein2b.jpg

http://img5.raidpic.com/58eyechartdu0.jpg

If you can read this. <something> <something> <something> TTYL

"ur eyez r teh 133t ttyl"

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/dean_kitten.jpg

that poor cat

http://img7.raidpic.com/74Teddy_Bear.jpg

http://img7.raidpic.com/74Teddy_Bear.jpg

Champagne Room, fucker!!!!! Check your PM's. Thin ice!

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/black_crotch_white_body.jpg

http://www.jack-cole.com/images/I%27d%20hit%20it.gif

^5 Stars.

That's incredible.

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs011.snc1/2898_76500967730_62186012730_1612038_205612_n.jpg

Aww... Shaq has a playoff beard. How sweet.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/330262178/floridaallstargame.jpg

That right eye of his is creepy.

http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/082/8/c/emo_boys_cry_eyeliner_by_drop_dead_darling.jpg

Shinshi shinshi anyone?

That right eye of his is creepy.

That's Edgar Allan Poe material right there.

http://m1.2mdn.net/2370997/comcast120x700_l_2.jpg

Damn, first preseason game is in 11 days (or something like that).

I have to get moved into the new house and get my DTV Football package set up for the start of the season. Can't wait...for football.

http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/082/8/c/emo_boys_cry_eyeliner_by_drop_dead_darling.jpg

I see you got your webcam working.

I see you got your webcam working.
So predictable.

I almost added that to the original post.

At least you knocked it out of the park, unlike Fool.

I see you got your webcam working.

thats pretty good

Even though it was posted almost 5 hours later?

Even almost 5 hours later?

Lost me.

Yes, I see that.

without makeup?
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0619092mugs10.jpg

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/fazaldin3.jpg

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/302352256/002.JPG

http://www.vat19.com/blog/fat-women-bbw-singles.jpg

They're WAITING for you, Zip.

Zip can't wait!

http://www.thereisnobigfoot.com/images/doofus1.gif

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/14/9201/Do-You-Keep-Ginger-Baby-Hair-Trimmings_500x500.jpg

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/14/9201/Do-You-Keep-Ginger-Baby-Hair-Trimmings_500x500.jpg


NO U!!!

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/porn/barack4.jpg

http://www.theterrordrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/the-battle-t-shirt-graphic.png

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/Michigan-Flag.jpg

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/3/3/2334909eee25cbd05da60ed476e71980.gif

^^^^AWESOME.

Very cool.

And, apparently, he has done this only once before.

I'm sure you've all seen this before since it's now the most popular thing on the news, but as Swami reminded us all, the world is a better place with more squirrels.

http://www.blueridgenow.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=HT&Date=20090814&Category=NEWS&ArtNo=908149987&Ref=AR&MaxW=600&border=0

BUT WHERE DO I GET MORE INFORMATION ABOUT SQUIRRELS??

Maybe we need an official squirrels thread, and as a site project, we see how high we can get it in the Google rankings.

http://houseofflavor.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/onthestreet.jpg

http://vegancupcakes.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/peniscookies.jpg

http://www.hjo3.net/orly/gal1/orly_indian.jpg


Warning, do not scroll down if you are at work.

Its pretty random and odd.
























http://www.jigglegifs.com/data/media/4/Milking.gif
WTF? Some fetishes are just not right.

Your warning fails if someone comes to the thread by clicking view last post. With a thread this large, that's probably what most people do lol.

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good point, can't edit now though.

http://img3.raidpic.com/46satan_lesbian.jpg

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/08/Enterprise_dog.jpg

Worst joke of the year:

If that dog has a great idea, you could totally make a pizza.

LOL@ the chick who played Punky Brewster:
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/2180/punkyl.jpg

Life must suck hard when your name is ALWAYS followed by a reminder in parentheses.

Soleil Moon Frye is fucking gorgeous and always wears chokers which are my personal fave thing to see on a chick. She also had gigantomastia which is a pretty strange this to go through I bet.

Though she did name one of her kids "poet" (at least is was a girl).

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-03/15/xin_4903031521249773019027.jpg

nice gums

http://mgoblog.com/sites/mgoblog.com/files/megan_fox_rose_snub_thumb.jpg

http://img5.raidpic.com/59Luke_Jerram_001.jpg (http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2009/sep/02/swine-flu-sculpure-art-disease?picture=352449724)

Oh man...

http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq318/ChristoffTravel/roofsurfing-1.gif

http://scienceblogs.com/bioephemera/2009/09/12/tyrannopv.jpg

http://improbable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/DodgerTrucksExposed.jpg

Watch out Big Swami! :)
http://scienceblogs.com/omnibrain/hand_of_god.jpg

http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1253669001327.jpg

http://img4.raidpic.com/45keely_hazell_erotic_20.jpg

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/loldog-funny-dog-pictures-can-u-hear-me-now.jpg

http://www.q13fox.com/media/photo/2009-06/47547346.jpg

I'm a big fan of Mister Cool Ice.

http://i9.raidpic.com/76sumo_kid.jpg

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/kauser4.jpg

http://dlisted.com/files/whatinthefuck1.jpg

http://www.aummaumma.eu/cache/varie/images/WTF%20posters/wtf4.jpg
http://www.aummaumma.eu/cache/varie/images/WTF%20posters/wtf14.jpg

http://www.aummaumma.eu/cache/varie/images/WTF%20posters/wtf6.jpg
http://www.aummaumma.eu/cache/varie/images/WTF%20posters/wtf7.jpg

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/Primate_bucket/undergod.jpg

http://pagan-jedi.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/sithsociety.jpg

trippwned

FUCK YOU TRIPOD!!!!! That pic was hilarious. It was a pic of (supposedly) Stafford nekked and drunk at a frat party. The private part was blurred out, but it sure looked like him, was the correct U, and all the shadows and grain matched up.

I'm shocked ESPN hasn't run it yet.

It was a pic of (supposedly) Stafford nekked and drunk at a frat party. The private part was blurred out, but it sure looked like him, was the correct U, and all the shadows and grain matched up.
It sounds like you would be more sure it was him if you had a clear shot of his package.

Denny=outed.

'Sup, faggots?

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3361/guido033pl.jpg

That guy is impossibly cool

http://img2.pict.com/c1/89/0e/1818674/0/funnycomicloisbutt.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-happy-funeral-fail.jpg

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/soccer-escort.jpg

LMMFAO - that shit is hilarious

That's the script treatment for Transporter 4: Statham Finds A Real Job

Here's a new Mr. T for you Tahoe...






http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1451/mret.jpg

Glan enjoying some Misfits:

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj275/bonebeef/1257171014961.gif

http://msp302.photobucket.com/albums/nn100/pbz426/blackguyeatingcereal.gif

^disgusting

lol, I dig Cheerios.

I had a sneaking suspicion that was you, Fool.

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images3/britney_spears_poke_large_small.jpg

^^ 70% of the way to down syndrome in that pic.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/buttasscock/dbanima.gif

Post #1970 - It kinda looks like you GD.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/buttasscock/dbanima.gif

Is that an orange slice or period blood?

It's a croissant.

I initially thought it was a Cheeto though.

http://i35.tinypic.com/mcayj4.jpg

Fat kids and food are always funny, especially ganster wannabe fat kids

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/537.jpg

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/518.jpg
^ glan has no qualms

Is that Ric Flair in post #1983?

Does he have someone follow him around to wipe the drool from his mouth?

Is that Ric Flair in post #1983?

Does he have someone follow him around to wipe the drool from his mouth?


How the FUCK do you not know that, GD?

Fuck!

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sb32-04c.jpg

http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/0326_elvis_note_ex_getty4.jpg

http://pauldotcom.com//log-hoff.jpg

http://www.alivenotdead.com/attachments/2009/09/17/00/55225_200909170057081.thumb.jpg

I wish my friends were fun like that. I go on facebook once every month or two and nothing fun like that happens.

http://scienceblogs.com/worldsfair/deer_hunter_nutcracker-resized.jpg

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Bachelor_Party_2/bachelor_party_2_the_last_temptation_movie_image_g reg_pitts.jpg

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/shinohara4.png

http://wanderingnerd.com/wp-content/gallery/preparing/sleepy_nerd.jpg

http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/bto/20091201/bella731.jpg

http://improbable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/wondersaunahotpants.jpg

http://lightspeedanime.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/its-a-trap.jpg

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/22343/original/1222103456277.jpg?1255311630

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4572/tumblrkua44xxanu1qzyrwv.gif

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/140692-2/Guidette_punched_face.gif