http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/Vadas64/pwned.gif

I want to see the rest of that clip, like from him starting to run all the way through whatever happens after he blasts her.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v672/kimalaka/4chan/ihatebabies.jpg

That dude looks like me...

Really?

Yes, just look at the red eyes!

http://www.jerms.com/PhotoCreations/images/Red_Eyes.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v672/kimalaka/4chan/jews.jpg

You frequent Stormfront, don't you? Admit it.

Zekyl, did you laugh when Derek got raped in American History X?

What is Stormfront?

I don't believe I did, why?

Zekyl, I believe we need to have a little chat. About tolerance.

Hahaha. If you look at the links to those pictures, they mostly come from the same photobucket account. Its my roommates girlfriends. She was sending me links to a bunch of pictures and i was laughing so I posted them for you guys as well.

You laughed? :thatsracist:

Eh, whatever. I find stupid racism, classism, etc. to be funny. Not because I think its right, but because people are stupid enough to believe it.

Are you calling me stupid now? IF so, why? Because I'm a mailman? You're generalizing now and I don't like it.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006BSWT.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://www.sheckymagazine.com/webart/cocksoup.jpg

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/0815bigfoot2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/MilanoCollectionAT/wutang.png

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006BSWT.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
I have this shit on DVD, the original version. It is hilarious. My wife and I used to break it out every Christmas and play the Video Fireplace Drinking Game. You have to chug when the guy's hand comes into the frame to poke the fire.

Are you calling me stupid now? IF so, why? Because I'm a mailman? You're generalizing now and I don't like it.
People are stupid enough to believe racism. If you're a racist, then yes, I'm calling you stupid. If not, then no.

John Hollinger:

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/asshat-22713.jpg

http://johngushue.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/08/its_peanut_butter_jelly_time_from_f.gif

http://www.alexanderpalace.com/2006rasputin/p/rasputin22.jpg

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0d/BenoitSleeperHold.jpg

Oh shit. Someone needs their ass beat...

http://www.motorauthority.com/wp-content/uploads/Bugatti/Veyron/veyron_smash01_1.jpg

http://www.coolfer.com/blog/blog/images/walton_bill_hammock.jpg

That explains a lot.

http://www.alexanderpalace.com/2006rasputin/p/rasputin22.jpg
Honest to god, when that picture first popped up I thought "who just posted a picture of my uncle", and had to check to realize it wasn't him.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-stunt-cat.jpg

For Karl, cuz I'm bored.


http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/UxKa/Afflaheart.jpg

Yeah it sucks, I know.

NO! IT's GREAT!

Afflalo me to freedom!

Now my avatar. Thanks, UxKa.

http://www.mastervision.com/cwdvd1.jpg

http://www.direct-com.com/harpers.jpg

lol

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/2018/90896861bf2.jpg

http://www.cc.ntut.edu.tw/~s1370049/Stockton/06.jpg

Man, those are some short shorts....

john's idea

Is it just me, or does Stockton look somewhat nervous right there? Almost like: "there's a giant angry man that plays dirty hanging over me right now"

http://www.sportsinferno.com/forums/customavatars/avatar5463_3.gif

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/491135366_46f8a473e3.jpg

http://bp1.blogger.com/_GVS3GbAfCFo/RqYDD-jeekI/AAAAAAAAARA/RVMA0HJMyVc/s1600/alien.jpg

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/whatwouldnphdo.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y156/13314562/chances8sm.jpg

http://www.themightymjd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/theshocker2.jpg

http://celebritybabies.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/09/kobebryantmileycyrus02.jpg

She's stills gots that honkin ring.

She'll never forget.

http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/p1sd_msudfvwdsaf-copy.jpg

http://www.honeycreeper.net/propaganda/images/shirt-rockout.jpg

Here's me while getting ready to go to work:

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/84/14/22281484.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c248/Husker1911/ANALYSIS02blowup.jpg

What the hell is that supposed to be? A gorilla?

bukdow's wife.

And you thought Little Tony was the only one getting French babes...

The President of France and his new bangin' girlfriend -- oh la la!

http://x17online.com/CBRUNISARKOZY122407_02.jpg

And here's a past chick that the French pres was recently sizing up:

http://www.20minutes.fr/img/photos/20mn/2007-07/2007-07-12/diapo_sarkozy.jpg

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FS4ZUI.01-ALVYE3T5WL0WT._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_V50358216_.jpg

http://www.israellycool.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/mugshot2.jpg

http://swimatyourownrisk.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/nessie1.jpeg

http://a105.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/89/m_35c8862850ce10ff2f00453494f9ed68.jpg

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster78903906.jpg

I realize Kitna isn't in this pic, but meh...you get the idea.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/DIRTRED/675r8kh.gif



This guy is married to Monica Belluci.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/DIRTRED/ug02072a-3a7.gif
http://users.libero.it/girasole/grafica/bellucci/monica_bellucci_07.jpg

http://drew3000.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/firefox_boobs.jpg

http://premium.uploadit.org/Daredevil22/boobs.gif

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c299/RayneProphyt/EpicBoobs.jpg

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r106/LutherFoust/Funny%20Blackpeople/What_u_talkin_bout_baby.gif

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r257/tlutes01yahoocom/oregonstate07/DSC07365.jpg

Is that DMX?

http://www.sportsgamer.com/forums/customavatars/avatar80978_3.gif

http://9.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/7/3/collegehumor.cfbaf27799d683b881dc6f5332d01754.jpg

Why not "The Dude" on the pumpkin???
http://actionfigureinsider.com/toyfair2007/wp-content/uploads/BBPLebowskiVinyl1.jpg

http://www.sportsinferno.com/forums/customavatars/avatar5463_3.gif

i remember this game

i remember this game

HA! So do I. Those tits made many appearances if I recall correctly.

I remember when Michigan beat Florida. That was awesome.

I remember when Michigan beat Florida. That was awesome.

http://www.filmthreat.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chris(1).jpg

I remember a report that they asked her to either wear different clothing or they'd move her seats.

http://www.filmthreat.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chris(1).jpg

lol the skit with Jeff Daniels.

http://unclehornhead.blogspot.com/tattoo.jpg

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/pridesc_1.gif

http://www.fracat.com/images/uglybaby.jpg

http://101squadron.com/uploaded_images/jeff-shaft-775880.jpg

http://vwt.d2g.com:8081/031130_182810-196_Aria%2520Giovanni%2520Black%2520Latex%2520Mini skirt%25200002.jpg

That a dude?

Too late, already jerked off.

Oh, that's Aria Giovanni.

http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/11/golicshirtless.jpg

http://www.jennifersterger.com/images/g25.jpg

http://stereogum.com/img/hilaryduff.jpg

http://www.grographics.com/transient/free-cat.jpg

That would be "free lunch" to Mark Dantonio.

http://www.msualum.com/gwbrunch/images/G&W-Brunch-web-2007.jpg

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10009025/photo_01.jpg

Gay Spartan on the right: "I say, is that a woman next to you, Rectimus?"
Gay Spartan on the left: "What is a woman, Reacharoundimus?"
Gay Spartan on the right: "You are correct, Rectimus!"
Gay Spartan on the left: "I know! This...is...SPARTA!"
Gay Spartan on the right: "Is that some techno music I hear coming from the bath house?"

Zip, just when I think your posts can't get any better they do, in fact, get better.

Thanks Mailman. But you can't convince me that anyone likes me.
I think I'll go clean my gun.

http://www.nataliedee.com/062007/its-tough-cause-nobody-likes-ya.jpg

http://www.msualum.com/gwbrunch/images/G&W-Brunch-web-2007.jpg

I would like to point out that it is merely a concidence that the paintcans make up the colors of a rainbow.

True story: I underwent a "past life regression" and discovered I was a Spartan in a past life. I killed myself, so that's how I'm here now.

http://www.msualum.com/gwbrunch/images/G&W-Brunch-web-2007.jpg

fucking sparties. how can a brunch be "post lunch"? they cant do anything right.

bukdow's wife is having trouble getting ready for the brunch, but there's free food, so I'm betting she makes it.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/mountie_007/FatWomenTryingtogetpantson.jpg

http://www.factorsofattraction.com/hotgirls2.jpg

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/statusainthood/archives/images/Kelis_237215m.jpg

http://www.tradebit.com/usr/louiegordon/pub/8/ball-baby.jpg

http://nymag.com/news/features/2007/sexandlove/milf070430_560.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/10P/421349~Fag-Posters.jpg

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w196/Nidanman/fag.jpg

In that picture of the family, the woman almost has a look of disgust on her face.

http://forums.operationsports.com/vBulletin/image.php?u=155&dateline=1199322629

http://nymag.com/news/features/2007/sexandlove/milf070430_560.jpg

That's what I pictured Taymelo looking like. Way to go Taymelo.

http://www.runstop.de/bennysplace/fete06.jpg

http://wgz.8k.com/westside.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/y/Q/1/champ.jpg

Trent Green's wife:

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/01/JulieGreen500.jpg

Not bad, Trent.

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee105/Prometheus364/Thread%20Talk/gay-1-2.gif

http://www.shavehead.to/showcontent.php?cid=22569

I'm not posting them all, its just a page of hilarious pictures. The page is called "Safe For Work Porn"

http://www.trendhure.com/2008/01/08/safe-for-work-porn-2/

And again

Rofls, that shit is funny.

Not bad, Trent.
I guess i'm the only one who thinks she look like a dude.

No you're not.

I definitely don't think she looks like a dude, but just because she's blonde and wears a hat doesn't make her hot.

Hey, this is Trent Green here. I expected him to have someone mediocre, not someone that's above-par. It's not like he's Tom Brady or something......

I'd be more impressed if Paul Byrd had a hot wife.

Hey, this is Trent Green here. I expected him to have someone mediocre, not someone that's above-par. It's not like he's Tom Brady or something......

Trent Green is way better looking than Tom.

That's not the point. Brady is a "sex icon" because he's a superstar and has a cleft chin.

No, he's only considered a sex icon because he went to Michigan.

Not because he's a superstar or because of his butt chin.

He's a bootlick. He only went to Michigan. He didn't found Michigan or build it.

Plus he was born in the San Francisco era.

Not even close to being a Michigan Man.

Fuck a Brady.

(Mike, as in Mike Brady, MoTown.)

(Mike?)

Confused as to which "Mike" you're refering to...

http://www.sptimes.com/2005/06/22/images-tbt/120/05reed-20p-bw.jpg

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/drewbarrymore/drew_barrymore_1.jpg
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/drewbarrymore/drew_barrymore_12.jpg

EDIT - please use the imgbig tags for large images, thanks. WTFchris

http://www.drew-barrymore.net/community/style_images/2/errorpage.jpg

Why the fuck would you do something like that?

Asshole.

COL...:emo kid:

http://cache.bordom.net/images/1bbbd36e54e49237a7569e8db0cc0796.jpg

Oh, well as long as its just a Mexican baby, I feel ok with that.

As long as it's not MY Mexican baby.

http://www.goodasyou.org/good_as_you/images/Picture%2013-19.jpg

I think that should be in the Fun With Blasphemy thread.

Why?

I have to admit, I'd Barwis Barrymore in that top picture.

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/funny-pictures-pimp-alpakah.jpg

lol @ Zekyl getting pwnt by WTFchris.

?

Where?

EDIT - please use the imgbig tags for large images, thanks. WTFchris

I wouldn't call that pwnage. I didn't even know those existed. I'd call it informative and thank the good man for passing along the suggestion.

http://degrassi.dumbbaby.net/e/i/611/19.jpg

http://images.flabber.nl/sdferw34.jpg

http://dumbbaby.net/h/sealofapproval/c/seal49.gif

http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?NewTbl=1&Avis=C4&Dato=20080112&Kategori=SPORTS02&Lopenr=801120807&Ref=PH&Item=4&MaxW=470&MaxH=400&border=0

What would be worse: being in a wheelchair or being Jason Grilli?

I think that is what Nate is trying to tell the kid.

Maybe the kid is afraid of Nate's wardrobe?

Hey kid, can I tell you a secret? You'll never walk again and you'll never make the money I do and you'll never be good enough for anything or anyone. NEVAHHH!!!!!


Hey, wait, why are you crying?

He's allergic to Gum Time.

http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/01/lousivillephoto.jpg

http://www98.blibs.com/editor/working/120046291588409?1426795940

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v715/bamarulz2020/subliminal7kz.gif

http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/01/lousivillephoto.jpg
I'm going to go ahead and guess that its the angle of the photo and that isn't actually happening......

http://www.icelebz.com/celebs/lisa_marie_scott/images/photo7.jpg

And who might she be???

For some reason this made me think of the "hit it or not" thread, and other threads like it. They disappeared.

Lisa Marie Scott.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3831/adszos3.png

http://vwt.d2g.com:8081/gore_big_mouth.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v416/dave374/6.5.jpg

http://jitcrunch.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazoxMjZfRl9jNC5 qcGd8bG9hZD1MMCxodHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzLmNhZmVwcmVzcy5jb 20vaW1hZ2UvNjcwMTg1N180MDB4NDAwLmpwZ3x8c2NhbGU9TDA sMTY2LDExMCxXaGl0ZXxjb21wb3NlPWJsYW5rLEwwLEFkZCwxN TksMTAxfGNwPXJlc3VsdCxibGFua3xzY2FsZT1yZXN1bHQsMCw 0ODAsV2hpdGV8Y29tcHJlc3Npb249OTV8

http://www95.blibs.com/editor/working/120062342717444?3305394957

http://www.hellispace.com/mattyg/rickastley.jpg

http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/8470/tnz93gf1na.gif

^ Greatest post ever.

Nice areolae peeking out the top!!!

http://forums.operationsports.com/vBulletin/image.php?u=46480&dateline=1200594505

THAT'S MY QUARTERBACK!! (sobbing)

That bitch probably is a Cowboys fan.

Imagine her reaction after the botched hold in Seattle.



TONY ROMO JUST BOTCHED THE SNAP AND HE'S RUNNING FOR THE ENDZONE. HE'S STOPPED SHORT! OH MY GOOD--GOODNESS GRACIOUS! OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN...OINK OINK

PePGaKx1JpQ

http://zubazpants.com/sports/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/idreamofmangini.jpg

Revealed!!! Taymelo's sex change!

http://a351.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/l_4e16489c1d91a64b298855d943f6af2e.jpg

ZPxWuMDhJgA

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1031/1303837227_55f39adabf_o.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v416/dave374/6.5.jpg


looks like rachel bilson....my wife

I've got nothin'.....http://img222.imageshack.us/my.php?image=clutchnt3.jpghttp://img222.imageshack.us/my.php?image=clutchnt3.jpghttp://img222.imageshack.us/my.php?image=clutchnt3.jpg

Denny, not a single one of those pictures worked, even when i tried following the links.

I'd hate to call the boss with this to report:

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/7620/nonamecv1.jpg

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3043/noname2qr5.jpg

For Zekyl:

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/2843/toshoweryr7.jpg

For Zekyl:

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/2843/toshoweryr7.jpg

Is that motherfuckin Terrell Owens?

It is.

Zekyl likes cowboys (which is why he was so heart broken over the death of Heath Ledger).

First I'm from Cleveland, now I like Cowboys?

First of all I'm from Cleveland, and I like Cowboys.

fixed

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i165/Pictie/Cat_Hat.jpg

http://www.photogslounge.net/graphics4/dean_kitten.jpg

http://thesnapps.com/buckeyeman01.9.3.05.jpg

FUCK, how did you find me? (I'm the dude on the left)

Here I am singing Karaoke last Tuesday:

http://www.threeimaginarygirls.com/files/images/CarsCanBeBlueShow05nov2.jpg

After that picture, the thread needs something to cleanse the palate.

http://thebestthings.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/hayden-panettiere-1152x864-27800.jpg

Do the cheerleader, do the world.

http://www.photogslounge.net/graphics4/dean_kitten.jpg

Wrong thread.

WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IT, THE MAILMAN?

I like it where it is, Glenn.

http://www69.blibs.com/editor/working/120137522877881?6780976043
merevealed

Yeah, I rock adidas.

http://www69.blibs.com/editor/working/120137522877881?6780976043
merevealed

Yeah, I rock adidas.

LOL at the dirty three-day socks.

Working hard, as usual.

http://www.123glitter.com/comments-graphics/file/2339.jpg

^^Shit is funny, one of the best in the thread.

It was funnier 11 posts earlier.

Thanks Glenn!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-mythbuster-cat.jpg

=====

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/mythbusters/images/jamie-hyneman-1.jpg

http://bp2.blogger.com/_-Oha_7alHJ8/R4G5T9SAJXI/AAAAAAAACPI/LK7AD5tbAi0/s400/osu-sriting.jpg

http://bp0.blogger.com/_-Oha_7alHJ8/R4G5edSAJYI/AAAAAAAACPQ/fg0aYeimCys/s400/osu-buckeye.jpg

http://bp0.blogger.com/_-Oha_7alHJ8/R4G5mdSAJZI/AAAAAAAACPY/iKfDX7GcuoY/s400/osubuckeyesnow.jpg

http://www.rs485.com/parking/fingerbang800.jpg

Fuck this, I'm going back to sleep.

Dream of this, Cliffy.
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1825/img0001ig6.jpg

Dream of this, Cliffy.
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1825/img0001ig6.jpg

Yeah, that goes in the spank bank.

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2008/0131/20080131__BearCar%7Ep1.jpg

Is that car swirving to hit the bear??

I don't know. It's definately not in it's lane. I also wonder if the bear is in attack mode.

Usually when bears are on their hind legs its just to get a better view, not because they want to attack. Learned that on one of those safety things I had to read before I could go backpacking in the Smokies.

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/g/T/bigfoot_stealing.jpg

http://s2k-ftp.cs.berkeley.edu:8000/sequoia/clip-art/bigfoot.gif

http://www.surfersvillage.com/gal/pictures/rip_curl_padang_640.jpg

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/3830/rtpk0.jpg

http://www.grandhaventribune.com/blog/sports/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/steven-jackson-1.jpg

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2661/babesnbeerjl5.jpg

Yes!

Yes!
Seconded.

oh my gawd

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2661/babesnbeerjl5.jpg

Be right back!

damn i miss college

Republicanism has its perks.

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2661/babesnbeerjl5.jpg

I never saw any of that shit at D'sNuts' keg parties. What gives?

fuckkin wow

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2661/babesnbeerjl5.jpg

I have always wondered how events came to be so that we could be blessed with that picture.

first you go to the liquor store, buy 4 kegs of beer, invite a couple girls over who have low self esteem. bingo - bango, theyre taking eachothers clothes off and publicly humiliating themselves.

i really hope i dont have daughters. that would be the worst.

I have a daughter and I STILL love that pic.

Mailman - slightly off topic here, but do you watch Scrubs?

Never have.

I ask this because there's a character in there who is you: The Janitor.

If I were to take all of the facts you've typed about yourself in here, we would have the biggest mess of contradictory facts in the history of message boards.

Fucking awesome! Props, sir. Props.

Thanks MoTown. I enjoy your work as well.

http://www.eighty81.com/uploaded_images/pimp-c-715217.jpg

The Janitor's personality, and even his personal history, are hard to piece together given his penchant for lying. In fact, lying may be the only consistent aspect of the Janitor's life. At one point, J.D. lists some of the things the Janitor has told the hospital staff about his life, and many members of the staff indicate that they agree the Janitor made most of it up. Janitor appears to be moderately insane, often mentioning rather outrageous things.

That sounds about right.

http://www.ultimatedisney.com/images/q-s/scrubs4-30.jpg

We all know a girl that gets a little down in the dumps every once in awhile.
Give a sista a hand. Shit, Valentines Day is coming...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/sparkflash/deepdicking.jpg

http://images.smarter.com/blogs/rexgrossman.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/sparkflash/deepdicking.jpg

I think she's sad she doesn't have The Mailman in her life.

You know how bytchez love a man in uniform.

http://www.coe.missouri.edu/~hans/tooth_fairy.jpg
Does my outfit count as a uniform??

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e199/Nadasleep/_xbox.jpg

http://images.smarter.com/blogs/rexgrossman.jpg

I think he's taking the "Packers" a little too far.

http://img.freecodesource.com/gallery/images/banners/prod_938_29604.jpg

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2661/babesnbeerjl5.jpg
Just in case you guys forgot.

http://feministing.com/sinkladies.jpg

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2661/babesnbeerjl5.jpg
Just in case you guys forgot.

Be right back!

This is a cake from WalMart. I guess this really happened.

Please put Best wishes Suzanne, underneath that we will miss you.

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2527/wmckz5.jpg

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/JBono117/goatse.jpg

Hey, it's goatse!

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/1967duaneennis/GayJiuJitsu.jpg

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=41813

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/bigfoot6.jpg