http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f3/17939d1211931574-dude-shits-himself-while-race-shit.jpg

Bukdow?

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/victorias_secret.jpg

^Holy shit.

Random fact: shitting your pants during a marathon automatically dq's you in the larger marathons (Boston, Chicago, Detroit, etc.), but not all of the smaller ones.

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f3/17939d1211931574-dude-shits-himself-while-race-shit.jpg


"The heart, of a champion.......the bowel control, of a newborn baby."

Random fact: shitting your pants during a marathon automatically dq's you in the larger marathons (Boston, Chicago, Detroit, etc.), but not all of the smaller ones.

as it should. it clearly gives you an unfair advantage over your competitors, who will all run off course when your smelly, leaky ass comes running alongside of them.

http://i44.tinypic.com/10fe1wx.jpg

http://www.murderdeathinks.com/v3/hi5/6kypzba%5B1%5D.gif

Anti-theft baggie:

http://www.designspotter.com/media/2/I09010535/006813,20169.jpg

In case you work somewhere that has lunch stealers.

FAIL

http://www.afrojacks.com/images/stories/stairsgif.gif

http://media.fukung.net/images/10577/d78bea3f8cd01a61337f4c9bc388521b.jpg

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the fuck...

Those chicks will bite off your dick. Yes I know it's shopped.

http://improbable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/concretecontemporarymathbook.jpg

http://improbable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/concretecontemporarymathbook.jpg

What were you searching for there, Mxy?

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/suck-it-and-see-its-magic-500x346.jpg

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/123/nbradytk5.jpg

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4217/nromoyy2.jpg

^ Did she fart?

Its good to have a small name if you're an NFL QB

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2373/nrothxr5.jpg

sorry glenn

lol. Before that pic was posted, I was going to say:


Roethlisberger's doing just fine.

^ Did she fart?

If she did it'd blow those panties right on out of there

She could be one of those silent types.

http://www.destgulch.com/movies/deliver/deliv01.jpg

^ Maybe I'll go make some music in a little bit. Should help my boredom.

I wonder what that guy is doing these days?

Mxy?

Nevermind, I got it, Mxy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Redden

I love the wiki.

TOO BAD WIKIPEDIA CAN BE EDITED BY ANYONE. THAT INFO CAN BE ENTIRELY WRONG FOR ALL YOU KNOW.

Redden, then sixteen, earned his role in Deliverance during a casting call at Clayton Elementary School in Clayton, Georgia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clayton,_Georgia). To add authenticity and humor to the film, the filmmakers found Redden to fit the look of the inbred (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbred) and mentally retarded (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mentally_retarded) banjo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banjo) boy called for by the book, although Redden himself is neither. The scene depicts Redden playing the instrumental Dueling Banjos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dueling_Banjos) opposite actor Ronny Cox (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronny_Cox) on guitar. Because Redden could not really play the banjo, another young banjo player knelt behind him and reached around his chest to reach the banjo, with Redden wearing a specially made shirt that made the man's arms appear to be his own. Additionally, the shot was filmed from angles that made it impossible to see the musician behind Redden on the porch. At the end of the scene, the script called for Redden to harden his expression towards Drew Ballinger, Cox's character; however, Redden was unable to fake dislike for Cox. To solve the problem they got Ned Beatty (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Beatty) (whom Redden truly disliked) to step towards Redden at the close of the shot. As Beatty approached, Redden hardened his expression and looked away exactly as intended.[citation needed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed)]

The whole 2nd banjo player things so primitve by today's CGI laden standards.

And I just find the way the Ned Beatty thing is worded is hilarious.

Makes you wonder why he "truly disliked Ned Beatty".

Although one can speculate.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bodyshots_1.jpg

http://i19.tinypic.com/68cmf00.jpg

http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/sassy-goth.jpg

http://revcom.us/katrina/katrinawantedposter360x575.jpg
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc10/mysacphotos/mikeink/pictures%20only/negropres.gif
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc10/mysacphotos/mikeink/pictures%20only/halloweenhicks.gif
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc10/mysacphotos/mikeink/pictures%20only/grandmaknows.gif
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc10/mysacphotos/mikeink/pictures%20only/offthechain.gif

http://i39.tinypic.com/102kzdj.gif

That one is fucking awesome.

That is one badfella

http://sciencedude.freedomblogging.com/files/2009/02/endofrain1.jpg

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/9215392_18_3.jpg

Scary...
http://koti.phnet.fi/jukhai/Dystopia/pedobear05.jpg

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/9215392_18_3.jpg

That's weird...that's not the pick I posted.

The original pic was from FoxSports.cum and was Selig in pimp gear and the caption was something about Selig being a pimp. Now the pic has Selig with no pimp gear and refers to him as a villain.

someone must have got bitch slapped about it.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6918/childlr3.jpg

IS THAT COREY MAGGETTE IN THE BACKGROUND?

No Gl'enn, that's Xzibit.

Dad guys...God love 'em.

Maybe he meant the pink fuzzy thing, because obviously that's X to tha Z on the right.

http://www.core3solutions.com/scripts/tinymce/plugins/imagemanager/files/really_old_cell_phone.jpg

http://raped-idiot.com/internets.jpg

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/68162/patten_uk2-499x293.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2409/2524520134_52ab5dd576_o.jpg

http://improbable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/anthraxchapel.jpg

http://www.toadking.com/6x9=42/pwnsome.gif

http://i483.photobucket.com/albums/rr196/Casmiel/nobear.jpg

1537 and 1538: EPIC!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/angrycargo/2822405291_2d1c07f0db.jpg

This is great.

http://sciencedude.freedomblogging.com/files/2009/02/endofrain1.jpg
I drove though a rainbow once. I was unhappy to discover that my car did not change colors.

1553 = me in tears

1553 = made my fiance lol

Therefore 1553 = Post of the fucking Year

lol- yeah if i were the teacher, i'd have given him some points for creativity.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8164/youllbesayinwoweverytim.png

lol Sham wow!

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/extras/garbagefailkids_card_rihanna.jpg

Too soon?

http://qbforce.com/tate/offers/Michigan_017.jpg

"NCAA minimum academic standards must be satisfied"

"accept the challenge of playing in the tough Big Ten"

Not last year it wasn't.

Thats pretty cool though. Saved some dough with that full ride.

"32 consecutive bowl appearences" lol


Was I born yesterday?

Should have put "Also, Appalachian State" on there somewhere.

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/philiplarson/007_pics.jpg

^I lol'd a little.

wow

what is that, a tunderstick?

that's what Wolverine calls it

Its going to be a while before 1553 gets beat. The wife thinks its hilarious too.

Its going to be a while before 1553 gets beat. The wife thinks its hilarious too.
That picture is, indeed, hilarious, but hasn't it been in this thread like 2-3 times? Am I the only one that remembers this?

Thats the first time I remember seeing it, but that isn't saying much.

That picture is, indeed, hilarious, but hasn't it been in this thread like 2-3 times? Am I the only one that remembers this?

I'm not sure if it's in this thread but it's certainly not new. It's part of a set of smart ass replies to school work questions.

Zekyl, when you get a sec, could you check through this thread and see if it's in here? Thanks...

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://jeremypaulgallagher.com/images/funny_homework/funny_homework6.jpg&imgrefurl=http://jeremypaulgallagher.blogspot.com/2008/06/really-really-funny-pictures.html&usg=__2CM5QT0FWkAyKafCVPAWw3natoU=&h=452&w=604&sz=58&hl=en&start=1&sig2=XjVXjmi3glj-V7bH6PQJiQ&um=1&tbnid=CbjGvponBetRyM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&ei=i9ysSdCuB4TVnQfbppGPBg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfunny%2Bhomework%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%2 6safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN

http://s2nblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/salisburywebcam.jpg

Zekyl, when you get a sec, could you check through this thread and see if it's in here? Thanks...
Zekyl doesn't play our silly games anymore. I think he's too good for us.

I think he thinks he's too good for us.

He's B-I-Z-Z-Y

7

Check out the balloons this guy had on his truck:

http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=23cdb51781&view=att&th=11fcd3dd94510cdb&attid=0.1.1&disp=emb&zw

http://wigs.garydave.com/stuff/Pictures/rubbish/hurley.png

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7521/fasd.jpg

Check your e-mail, foopy6754457.

http://s2nblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/salisburywebcam.jpg

http://wigs.garydave.com/stuff/Pictures/rubbish/hurley.png

:(

Juliette's awesome rocking body is not to be fucked with.

^agree....that's just messed up

and that was an awesome episode last night btw

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/723/deltslv4.jpg

His secret:

Pepsi.

http://www.meetthegrants.com/images/RedneckTimeOut.jpg

Choking the chicken was just a bonus, I see.

Choking the chicken was just a bonus, I see.

i've always considered that a necessity, not a 'bonus'. oh wait, you meant in the picture. whoops, i've said too much.

Barbie now has a tramp stamp. I'd hit it.

http://www.wdfn.com/pages/images/barbieinked_380w.jpg

^^^^Holy shit is that gonna erupt my liberal sisterhood into wondering about the message sent that Barbie is just a piece of property that belongs to a MAN!!! Fucking sell-out whore.

http://ifelicious.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/baby-smoking-pot1.jpg

http://www.funpic.hu/funblog/allatok/allatok_02.jpg

http://www.funpic.hu/funblog/allatok/allatok_35.jpg

http://improbable.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/newtoncongo.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QcY158q7dKQ/R_enijSWhoI/AAAAAAAAAsE/-YSoUloR7IM/s400/chained%2Bmonkeys.bmp

So you're into bondage, eh?

http://www.bunnieswithguns.com/images/billy_mays_gun.jpg

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%203/1230628943717.jpg

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc290/krfbos/BeaArthur.jpg

http://media.photobucket.com/image/my%2Bmilkshake/rinkinator/firecow.jpg

http://www.itsjustwrong.co.uk/index/tango.jpg

I wonder if she enjoyed her trip to the sun?

Someone needs to tell those bitchez that shit's not fetching.

I mean, why not? They (as in women) feel the need to tell you what they think when you go out wearing the same flannel shirt and jeans every day.

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/personal_trainer(1).jpg

Yeah, and they don't seem to mind telling you that walking around in the bar with your penis hanging out isn't very fetching, either.

DOOD! It's like they believe you give a shit about what they think.

The "new" Dora the Explorer...

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090316/capt.f6481122467e4ba3aed3177306968154.dora_for_twe ens_nyet217.jpg?x=213&y=330&xc=1&yc=1&wc=265&hc=410&q=85&sig=6wesPotH25UUgz2hZ1Wf6w--

Mothers everywhere are outraged over this little "tramped up" version.

And Dads are paying more attention than they used to.

http://worldmeets.us/images/sockandawe_game.jpg

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k42/chapo_07/Buss_Fan_hottie_1.jpg

"Can I be a Laker Girl, Dr Buss?

http://manofest.com/images/joomgallery/img_pictures/celebrities_47/top_10_celebrities_who_unfortunately_attempted_mus ic_careers_108/top_10_celebrities_who_unfortunately_attempted_mus ic_careers_20090308_1523759103.jpg

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090319/capt.ff2a0852e34c45ed8729f98cf5c5d71e.charles_mans on_ny108.jpg?x=213&y=224&xc=1&yc=1&wc=389&hc=409&q=85&sig=utYhYDFEQiMB60EpeqnzzQ--

Chuck at age 74.

http://www.knuckletattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/stay_calm1.jpg

knuckletattoos.com, lol

http://www.chuckawallark.com/images/smoking_cat.jpg

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/613/ctbja4.gif

http://www.nba.com/media/pistons/blaha_125.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3602/3355085193_9fbda661b9_o.jpg

That doesn't look easy to play.

"Arranged by Accident"--I love that.

http://www.heidischoefs.be/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/safe_sex.gif

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r83/duffy2010/santa.jpg

http://improbable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/kohnobscurantismgraph.gif

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/3c/7387/Robot-Proctology_500x500.jpg

^^ just saw that on OCN

http://i40.tinypic.com/j6sfop.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3068/2885373099_401ddb6dd2.jpg?v=0

http://www.webomatica.com/images/blog/movies/dod.jpg

http://sarabeth3283.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/smiley-face-hahaha.jpg

http://zorga.se/files/image/hahaha.jpg

It was inevitable.

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4109/bigburger3nh.jpg
West Michigan style:
http://blog.mlive.com/grpress/news_impact/2009/03/large_1burger25.jpg
http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2009/03/whitecaps_fifth_third_burger_n.html

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4912/368361-hellyeah_super.jpg

^^


http://www.whitegiant.co.uk/pics/wow/repost.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/rickbenjamin75/call_someone_who_gives_a_shit.jpg

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/5944/ohyoufr1.jpg

Has there every been a Battle Picture thread in the terrordrome? And if there were one, could anyone even come close to taking down Zip?

Zip has the laughing pics down to a science.

Has there every been a Battle Picture thread in the terrordrome? And if there were one, could anyone even come close to taking down Zip?


http://www.destructoid.com/elephant//ul/29577-Nerdfight.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/439352014_974737b92f.jpg

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/5944/ohyoufr1.jpg

lol

http://www.regrettablemusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/cody_matherson.jpg

OK let's be honest... who has this?

^^ looks like one of those created in the album covers game.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=11j9nnn&s=4

http://www.yank.com/Celebs/GeneSim/GenTran.jpg

I'd say that's "Not Safe For Work" but I'm pretty sure if your boss caught you looking at that, he'd pity you, not be angry with you.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/SHtxJtzLkGI/AAAAAAAAPsk/52p8H7NRcG0/s320/tonyDanza.jpg

http://funny.picturepie.com/images/birth_control.jpg

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/1713/0/Janine_Marks.ashx

http://web.uvic.ca/vv/student/medicine/image/a021082_cocaine.jpg

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/squeez-bacon.jpg (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html)

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/03/25/jimclark1_wideweb__470x347,0.jpg
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2008/03/25/1206207089330.html

http://regmedia.co.uk/2005/11/14/blocked_image.jpg

http://brainlessworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/redneck-mansion1.jpg
Hopefully this isn't a repost.

^ I've never built anything like that before.

Not exactly stairways to heaven

http://brainlessworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/redneck-mansion1.jpg

IMO, that's pretty awesome. I know it's supposed to be white trash and all, but it's like a life size hamster pen or something. Plus they have the nice lil garden in front. Sorry, that is full of win.

If the ladies dig it, I dig it. If I could chick in each one of those trailers, its heaven.

IMO, that's pretty awesome. I know it's supposed to be white trash and all, but it's like a life size hamster pen or something. Plus they have the nice lil garden in front. Sorry, that is full of win.

I'm with ya, Uxka. I'd live there in a heartbeat. Just not with Tahoe.

I'm with ya, Uxka. I'd live there in a heartbeat. Just not with Tahoe.

Thank you for that.

I'm not sure I could handle this:

http://badattitudes.com/MT/Old-Man.jpg

That old man could still whoop your ass!

Then again, you might like that.

I'm not sure I could handle this:

http://badattitudes.com/MT/Old-Man.jpg

That would be a tough game of chess.

http://slashninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/religous-logic.jpg

http://static9.servers.fuel.tv/9/BV/9/98/98A/98A.trans_extension_jpg_max_side_780.jpg

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/1713/0/Janine_Marks.ashx

That's great.

http://slashninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/religous-logic.jpg

Holy farcking shit. POD.

http://jinternets.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/wwmd.gif

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

Holy shit, you guys are on a serious fucking ROLL!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/378135430_1cf9c15c27.jpg

EXCEPT for #1671

http://www.paulzarouii.com/crap/stop_hammertime.jpg

Zip, I was lol'ing at 1671 for about 20 seconds. You're just too old for space cats on keyboards, I guess.

http://hosted.ap.org/photos/A/a08e7fae-62b4-43c2-b7a3-bf5acefc24a9-big.jpg

Zip, I was lol'ing at 1671 for about 20 seconds. You're just too old for space cats on keyboards, I guess.

No, you must have been stoned.

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg239/mistletone/FabulousDiamondsCOVER.jpg

What ugly hands.

http://thedailyfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/evan_rachel_gq_6_big.jpg

Looks like Moxie likes chicks who think food is a bad word.

Am I to conclude that you like dudes with hairy backs?

Fat chick dudes with hairy backs?

Am I to conclude that you like dudes with hairy backs?

Is that a problem?

It'd be a problem if folks were to conclude too much from random images:

http://iheartchaos.com/sites/default/files/AsianEyes.jpg

http://improbable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cataglyphis_bicolor.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/NGC7293_%282004%29.jpg/600px-NGC7293_%282004%29.jpg

http://improbable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cataglyphis_bicolor.jpg

I've had a couple beers, but could you imagine if some of these things were really huge? Oh shit, that's the kind of shit that scares me. That and outer space.

I've had a couple beers, but could you imagine if some of these things were really huge? Oh shit, that's the kind of shit that scares me. That and outer space.

Tahoe, I'm sure Barak Obama is commissioning some terrorist organization to invent those creatures and uleash them on the world so he can kill them and become President of the World! HMMMMMHHooooohhhhahahahahahahaha

http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/barack-obama-is-on-fire.jpg

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu12/Arwensilvey/Cheerleader.jpg

http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C4&Date=20090419&Category=NEWS05&ArtNo=904190544&Ref=AR&Profile=1007&MaxW=550&MaxH=650&title=0
http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/section?template=zoom&Site=C4&Date=20090419&Category=NEWS05&ArtNo=904190544&Ref=AR

http://bitcast-ons.bitgravity.com/break/holytaco/www/sites/default/files/photo/6f/8009/Yes-Shes-Real-Stripper-No-You-Cant-Pay-Her-Monopoly-Money_500x500.jpg

^that's messed up man

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/04/simonahalep.jpg

^Just a warning: Not 18 yet.

That belongs in the tennis chicks thread.

Fuck you, asshole!

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1205/dsc00477pin.jpg

Creepy scooter people.

http://www.modernvespa.com/pix/uploads/the_truth_872.jpg

http://www.nitras.be/gibberish/raptorjesus.gif

http://www.11points.com/images/insensitiveads/walmartcondoms.jpg

I've heard of WalMart Wolverines, but WalMart Trojans?

http://adweek.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341c51c053ef011570882c7b970b-pi

That is one of the most fucked up things I have ever seen.

I feel like this may be a repost, but even if it is, it is worth a repost.


http://human3rror.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/anybodycanbecool.jpg


Also, how has the Raptor Jesus gif garnered no respect? That is pure win.

Also, how has the Raptor Jesus gif garnered no respect? That is pure win.
Because I had no idea what the hell was going on. It was a little too crazy for me.

what does the statue of liberty one mean?

I actually thought the Raptor one was a poor vid taking the piss out of Barney the Dinosaur and his devotees. Had no idea it had anything to do with Jesus Christ/God

what does the statue of liberty one mean?

It was one of a bunch of pictures that were someone's riff on re-branding america. Or something. I just thought it was odd.

Moving right along...

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/05/523582966_22ce232fdd_o.jpg

I actually thought the Raptor one was a poor vid taking the piss out of Barney the Dinosaur and his devotees. Had no idea it had anything to do with Jesus Christ/God

LOL at the traffic cone coming straight for the boy's head in the raptor vid.... then it's suddenly edited out.

Anti-climactic

http://www.raptorjesus.com/img/upload/raptorjesusnc2_.jpg

http://www.toadking.com/6x9=42/raptor_pope.jpg

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p138/fayt009/raptorjesus-dr.jpg

Now those are some good raptor jesus pics.

LMAO - obviously some people have no problem pissing off God.

I just spoke to him and he said:


I will strike down upon them with great vengeance and furious anger those that attempt to make my Son a Dinosaur.

You've been informed.

duck and run, duck and run, duck and run, find a tall tree

In the words of the Great George Carlin:

"If there is a god, may he strike down all of you guys with lightning and thunder right now!" HAHAHAAHALOLZ

And by the way. Pharaoh, a hell of alot more religious fuckers than us have been pissing god off for a lot longer than us, and they seem to get rich, spend quality time with a lot of good looking whores, and get their own TV shows because of it! But I know, "god" told them to do it.

Yeah, I know.

Pity us regular folk who don't actually speak to God directly get nothing.

That's fine though Big G.

Just as long as when I get up there you show mercy for me.

You know I'll need it.

Are you there God? It's me, Raptor Jesus.

I fucking hate people who pretend to believe in god. They're just hedging their bets. They know there is no such thing as god. They KNOW the jews stole mythology from other people and claimed to be "chosen" to validate themselves. And funking people nowadays buy into that bullshit? OMG it's funnier than Barner Fife and his one bullet.

Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from intelligent design.

http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/1st_series/whitebacks/weakies_white_front_small_smaller_images.jpg

I fucking hate people who pretend to believe in god. They're just hedging their bets. They know there is no such thing as god. They KNOW the jews stole mythology from other people and claimed to be "chosen" to validate themselves. And funking people nowadays buy into that bullshit? OMG it's funnier than Barner Fife and his one bullet.

I believe the universe didn't just happen by some freak accident.

Is that believing in God?

I believe the universe didn't just happen by some freak accident.

Is that believing in God?

When referring to your own beliefs, do you capitalize god?

I believe the universe didn't just happen by some freak accident.

Is that believing in God?
For your own sake, P, I wouldn't get involved in a Theological debate with Zip.

I believe the universe didn't just happen by some freak accident.

Is that believing in God?

Well how did god happen, then?

Raptor Jesus.

That one was easy.

Raptor Jesus.

That one was easy.


Good One!

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UxKa: Yeah I always make it a capital "G" - it's just respectful.

MoTown: Thanks for the warning

And Zip: I don't know where God came from, just like scientists can't explain where the big fucking rock that blew up in the Big Bang came from.

So, how does one believe the scientist who requires proof of everything EXCEPT the origins of this rock?

You might rely on something called "faith", which believers of "God" regularly rely on.

I have no idea if you think I'm some hardcore Christian nut or just some dude looking to discuss the big issues but this is gonna be an interesting discussion because my beliefs aren't set in stone!

I don't have all the answers, I don't have all the info but right now I believe that some power greater than LUCK designed the Universe. If I believe in a design I must therefore believe in a designer, right?

You can call that designer Allah, Joe, God, Jesus or Peter Griffin. I don't know it's name.

I believe the universe didn't just happen by some freak accident.

Is that believing in God?
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Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from Raptor Jesus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_wager

The above link is intended for Zip and P.

Warning: If Fool reads it, his head will explode.

BTW, I pray to Gl'enn every night, and thank him for all that is good in this world.

Thanks Gl'enn.

Fool wrote a paper on Pascal's wager.

It's not a bad idea, but then religion enters into it and the jews gobble up the title of "god's chosen people" and the SAVIOR is a jew, then christians come along, then muslims, and we have a clusterfucky of religious strife and people who well, don't really live like there is a god, but they do it in the name of god.

I'll wager Pascal is a froodlorp on the planet EnGGG77y##$ right now in his umpteenth incarnation of some form of life.

Fool wrote a paper on Pascal's wager.

Denny McLain is horrified.

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Is that to be considered as an official presentation of that badge to someone on this intranets website, Moxie?

Are you really trying to claim that Zip?

Yes I am. It's MINE motherfucker, and I'm honest enough to admit it.

I will read the link later.

I am against organised religion, but am OK with their being a higher power/God.

If that boggles some minds so be it.

I don't need to go to a man made building and listen to some dude read from a book that a bunch of power hungry dudes put together way back in the day to calm the masses in order to "find" God.

Go visit the Great Barrier Reef, the Daintree Rainforest or any naturally beautiful thing - pure chance that those things exist?

Now that's really a dumb question. Arthur Fonzarelli is beautiful to some people--as beautiful as a rain forest--so did some god create him? And the rain forest is beautiful to you--but to guys like Dick Cheney or George Bush it's just another source of lumber to build more homes for fat ass white soccer moms.
And to whom is that stuff beautiful? I personally like a concrete jungle--tall buildings and architecture and nekked womenz--so who wins? I don't know, and no god invented that stuff--the Earff is just a big fucking rock rolling through space--and we are the germs growing on it.

Now that's really a dumb question. Arthur Fonzarelli is beautiful to some people--as beautiful as a rain forest--so did some god create him? And the rain forest is beautiful to you--but to guys like Dick Cheney or George Bush it's just another source of lumber to build more homes for fat ass white soccer moms.
And to whom is that stuff beautiful? I personally like a concrete jungle--tall buildings and architecture and nekked womenz--so who wins? I don't know, and no god invented that stuff--the Earff is just a big fucking rock rolling through space--and we are the germs growing on it.

You are so fucking funny when you're hammered.

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Holy Fucking Ouch!

Looks like buk on any given Saturday night.

Moxie, that may just be the post of the year.

Damn

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Chuck Norris seemed a tad bit gay on Walker: Texas Ranger, so I can buy into that theory. The 80's were so gay Cristopher Lowell laughs at that decade.

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^Did you get a new calendar?