Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Game 1: Saturday at 8 on FOX.

BE THERE OR BE TAHOE.

Man.

Burning all my red socks as we speak.

Burning all my red socks as we speak.

Why would you own any in the first place???

Did you buy some just to burn them?

Maybe I'm just a 'mer, or maybe I've had too many iced teas in me, but I'm not afraid of this Red Sox team at all. I think we can, and will, get the job done. Tigers in 6.

They're white socks but there was some red in the logo.

Maybe I'm just a 'mer, or maybe I've had too many iced teas in me, but I'm not afraid of this Red Sox team at all. I think we can, and will, get the job done. Tigers in 6.

Listen to me, you fuckers.

Just burned my arm.




















































































Worth it.

Pretty sure I broke my stove.

And my smoke detector.

"Detector"

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Man... 'rines at 5 and the 'gers at 8? Going to be a GREAT Saturday.

Tiger's aren't gettin much love from the prognosticators.

I thought eliminating the 'kees was nice, but man, taking the Sux out would be amazing.

Tiger's aren't gettin much love from the prognosticators.

They're in for a rude awakening.

I'm sure MLB would like a BoSox Dodgers affair, but Cardinals and Tigers both have a great baseball history. 4 really evenly matched teams, imo.

Tigers -160 btw. No love.

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

There was an old Bosox hat in one of my rentals. I just left it in the garage. I might go get it and bring it home and take a shit in it, then throw it in the garbage.

Made Lester work to get out of that 1st at least.

THEY HAVE BEARDS

Hate the FLYING HAWAIIAN.

Ortiz is honestly one of my most hated players ever. Dude's a piece of crap.

Man, 4 Ks in the inning for The Sanchize!

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

This game's going to go like 5 hours.

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Red Sux talk to the umps a lot. The umps aren't going to save yous.

Dammit.

They're really going to get on Peralta for cheating when they have DAVID ORTIZ?

Fucking die, Nancy Drew.

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

EAT A DICK, Crapoli!!! Ha!

Of all the players, this fucking scrub.

Come on Benoit, you piece of shit!

The win is all that matters.

Gotta get another tomorrow, you guys.

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Seriously though, Daniel Nava?

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Muchas Gracias Tbro for brining this one home for us.

I missed game 5 v A's and now game 1, so I might stay away manana. Nah, fuck that. Can't wait.

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

BEAT THE SOX!

Still on a high, yg.

Still on a high, yg.

Still have more work to do, bro. STAY HUMBLE!

#StayHumble #DETermined

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Really amped. Hyped?

From Peralta's hr in game 4, we've been on it.

Love this team. Never doubted.

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

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The fuck kind of a name is "Clay"?

better not be the only one posting again.

I'll be around. Day's already been wasted, why not?

Atta boy.

Let's go Tigers, you guy.

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And THROW FUCKIN STRIKES!

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

I'm ready.

So fuckin tired right now, you guys. FUCK!

Fuck off, Big Popi or however the fuck you spell your fucked up name. Quit talking to Miggy. He touched Miggy trying to get some of Miggy's magic. Mother fuckin New Englander. GTFO!

So fuckin tired right now, you guys. FUCK!

So am I, but it's the fucking TIGERS, bro! It's the ALCS!

Fuck off, Big Popi or however the fuck you spell your fucked up name. Quit talking to Miggy. He touched Miggy trying to get some of Miggy's magic. Mother fuckin New Englander. GTFO!

That motherfucker has always been a piece of shit.

Does knowingly taking PEDs count as a mistake?

If you are a Tiger it does. Those other fucks should be banned for life.

If you are a Tiger it does. Those other fucks should be banned for life.

If you are a Tiger it does. Those other fucks should be banned for life.

:cogent:

And given the chair, in Ortiz's case. Ha!

Might not be posting much tonight. Really disappointed with my performance today.

Don't forget t o grab some buds, you guys.

Wish my remote had a "Mute McCarver" button.

Scherzer.

Sit the fuck down, Ortiz.

I thought 'roids were supposed to help you hit the ball? Ha!

Going to need someone to pick up my slack.

Who the hell is Fukholtz?

MARTY!

Man, V-Mart is just RAKING. Whose Tiger is that again??

Didn't these tards say Erin Andrews with the BoSox and Ken Rosenthal with the Tigers? Then they go to Kenny and he does a lil piece on BoSox. WTF?

Man, V-Mart is just RAKING. Whose Tiger is that again??

Mine.

I have Sherzer, Marty and Peralta...and Miggy.

JP BABY!

They might want to stop chanting stupid shit at Peralta now. Morans.

This should be Infante up, but JL put fuckin Avila in this spot. I hate that.

I love Avila in that spot behind JP.

Clay Fuckholes is the best they can do tonight? Ha!!

ALEX!

1 run. I'll take it.

I hope the offense doesn't expect Sherzie to make that stand up.

Most of these outs have been hard hit balls. Good sign.

We should get more with fuckhole pitching.

Hittin' the ball hard.

I think that has to do with Brookens. He's giving the 'hit it hard' sign.

I think that has to do with Brookens. He's giving the 'hit it hard' sign.

Man, if only the Loins had him on their sideline to give Stafford the "be a top notch QB" sign.

Mike Crap.

Another idiot with a goofy beard. This team sucks.

What was that dudes name? Carp? Like the bottom eating fish? Cuz he kinda looked like one.

Mike Crap.

POTD, ha!

Man, if only the Loins had him on their sideline to give Stafford the "be a top notch QB" sign.


No shit. We shoulda beat Brownies ass today. We shoulda blew them out.

Erin Andrews should blow ME out. LMAO.

Another idiot with a goofy beard. This team sucks.

They all look like they make cabinets and churn butter on the side.

See, Erin does the BoSox too. WTF?

WTF is she high tnite or something? Sounds like she hit a blunt before game time.

And take wagons to church.

No shit. We shoulda beat Brownies ass today. We shoulda blew them out.

Or blown. We shoul've blown them out works too.

And fuck other dudes.



....Umm, NTTAWWT.

I took a power nap. I should be happy.

I took a power nap. I should be happy.

Took one last night during the UM game and felt like shit after I woke up.

Anchorman commershes are taking off a lil slow for me.

Satisfries...not buying that schtick either.

'gers are kicking so much ass I'm even ok with the 'vens and 'rines losing.

UofM going down yesterday just didn't seem to bug me for some reason. I think I knew they weren't going to far this year. But they will get better. Can't wait.

But Lions won. Winning ugly early in the season is ok, I guess. I hope we can put it together, cuz we won't go far playing the way we have been. The second half shakes out the pretenders. And yes the Tigers.

Red Sox/A's would've been the most boring ALCS ever. Not that I would've watched.

PEDroia.

AJ PUT THE BALL IN PLAY! He got thrown out, but he didn't strike out.

Can't wait for the Pistons to get going.

PEDroia.

Fuckia Pedroia.

AJ PUT THE BALL IN PLAY! He got thrown out, but he didn't strike out.

That's the second time tonight!

Oh man, Pedroia dropped the ball on the throw around. Oh man that was funny. Lets get a couple more replays of it.

And that's the second time Cunter has struck out.

That's the second time tonight!

I woke up during Hunter's at bat.

So you're saying he's on a roll.

Oh man, Pedroia dropped the ball on the throw around. Oh man that was funny. Lets get a couple more replays of it.

DID YOU KNOW THAT HE'S SHORT?

MIGHT FOOL YOU BECAUSE HE PLAYS SO BIG.

I love the sound of Red Sox hitters striking out.

Scherzie doesn't have his best stuff, but pretty damn good.

Does victorino call that a beard?

Max.

52 pitches through 3.

Not good.

Everyone should be available in the pen tnite though.

These interviews that they do during the innings are fuckin' stupid.

^ really fuckin dumb.

Their stupit. There dum. Fuckin morans.

gonna go nuke some lasag.

Prince! We need a double or something.

And I don't mean a double cheeseburger.

Clay Fuckholes is perty good... for a guy named Clay Fuckholes.

Like I said earlier, Sherzie doesn't have his best stuff but still damn good.

Max.

Popi Crap makes me laugh.

Man!

OT...

Toyota Lets go places!

Holy shit, did someone actually get paid to come up with that shit?

Can't forget to #stayhumble, you guys. Lots of work that still needs to be done.

Wholatta work with Sherzie's pitch count.

I could see Kelly going yard at some point in this series.

Fucking Donnie.

AJ is 3-3 not striking out tnite.

We are going to see Ricky P tnite.

TORII!

I thought that was gone.

TORII!

I thought that was gone.

Who didn't think it was?

Besides the LORD, of course.

Max.

MIGGGGYYY!

MIGGY

A BIGGY FOR MIGGY

TOMAHAWK that motha fucka!

PRINCE

Princie Poo with a double.

First hit off THE MONSTER.

Surprised everybody..including your fuckin camera person.

Marty >>>>> Fuckhole

MARTY MARTY MARTY!

Man, Victor HATES the Red Sox.

Jhonny P...lets do dis, Jhonny!

I have to admit there prollly isn't a team I hate more than the A's.

WTF are they going to do, put JP on?

VICTOR

LEGGGO ALEX!

ALEX!

AVILA

ALEX

AVILA! AVILA! AVILA! AVILA!

OHHH AVILA!!!!!!!!!!!

AVILA!

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BOSOX MGR DOING NOT GETTING SOMEONE UP?

I LOVE IT, BUT THAT IS A HUGE MISTAKE, IMO.

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son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

LA LA LA LA LA AVILA


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ANDREW DICE CLAY > CLAY BUCHHOLZ

Long ways to go, but I just wanted to say FUCK YEAH!

OMAR

RAKING THESE MOFOS

C ya fuckhole.

Guys, there's still a lot of ball left to be played tonight. Remember to stay humble.

DE-TROIT TI-GERS!

Guys, there's still a lot of ball left to be played tonight. Remember to stay humble.

I'll make you humble.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

@r2moeller
In the time he took rounding the bases, Avila grew a beard better than 1/2 the redsox. #tigers #ALCS

Ha!

DANDY DONNIE DRAWS A 4 PITCH WALK

Wondering if this hurtz Sherzie a lil bit? Just a lil bit?

DON-NIE KEL-LY!

^ ok that was stupit. Scoring runs hurtz your pitcher? LOL @ me. Oh god.

I just want him to get his ass back on that mound.

^ ok that was stupit. Scoring runs hurtz your pitcher? LOL @ me. Oh god.

Just like how Stafford throwing touchdowns hurts the Lions!!!

Ok, I meant we scored fuckin 4. Now all these walks and minor shit that only takes up time.

Just like how Stafford throwing touchdowns hurts the Lions!!!

Don't believe the stats, points/runs are overrated!

Just like how Stafford throwing touchdowns hurts the Lions!!!

If it wasn't for Fauria's great hands, Stafford would've had another shitty day.

Thought Andre Rison was playing 3rd there for a minute.

(nobody will get that)

Hopefully Scherzie was keeping warm in the dugout.

Thought Andre Rison was playing 3rd there for a minute.

(nobody will get that)

Just because you don't doesn't mean Vinny and I don't.

See you can see Scherzie isn't the same after the layoff.

@jimbradysp
Through 14 innings of #ALCS, the Red Sox have exactly as many hits as Katrina & The Waves. Next hit gets them into Golden Earring territory.

ha!

Took Scherzie 5 pitches to strike him out. Normally it'd been 4 or less.

See you can see Scherzie isn't the same after the layoff.

Put a sock in it already, bro.

And I don't mean a red one.

See you can see Scherzie isn't the same after the layoff.

Starting to think that you live your life as one giant reverse jinx.

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This!

Maybe the Sawx should try bunting.

R u's glad I took my Stafford posts to MDead instead of posting them here?

Told ya's.

Tahoe's fault, clearly.

FUCK!

Oh geesh, thats the worst pitch I've seen Scherzie pitch in a couple of weeks. He'll be ok. Low pitch count still.

Moss is probably pissed because Leyland didn't put Fister in for Max or something, lol.

Max thrives on adversity.

Damn, that was close. The inside pitch.

Stay outside, Max.

Ortiz needs to be humbled.

MAX!

Sit the fuck down, Ortiz.

That was a humble pitch right there.

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son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

These outs really help Scherzie, cuz... nvm.

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son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

OT...air popped or stovetop popcorn?

There we go, let Scherzie get back on the bump.

Good pitching beat good hitting every time.

^ I just came up with that.

He wasted one...well not really, trying to get him to chase.

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Let me tell you about this guy, Max Scherzer.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Sit down you fuckin amateur.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Sit down you fuckin amateur.

To be fair Max would probably make the Murderer's Row look like 'teurs.

runs > beards



Stole that, ha!

They'll be showing JV in about another half inning.

Veras in the 8th and Benny in the 9th.

Dave Dombrowski...the next Commissioner of the MLB,.

Those fucks stole my line.

Ryan Dumpster warming up.

Dumpster.

Ha!

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Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Should've posted 'THROW FUCKING STRIKES! I guess.

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Let's go Tigers, you guys.

If it comes down to Ortiz with the bases loaded I'ma puke.

NASTY

Got him to chase.

dat slider. So unfair.

NASTY slider.

PUKE.

Seems like their bats have woken up a lil' bit.

Real concerned.