It looked like he shouldered him in the nutz.

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he doesn't deserve to call himself a Detroit Tiger!

I guess if Leyland is hellfuckinbent on pitching Cock, then this is the game to do it. I still can't believe the guy is on the roster.

Fucka Jablowme Ellsbury.

You had one job, Cock.

Fuck Coke. Fuck him just like Valverde. Fuck them both. They both suck.

You had one job, Cock.

and you fucked it up.

and you fucked it up.

Bro, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME????

Thought we were Broul Mates.

Fuckin mother fucker.

Come the fuck on!

Our pen sucks.

Tarantino, REALLY? THAT fucking scrub??

Did McCarver just about say Bustin ass down the line?

TV timeouts during pitching changes drive me NUTZ!

Not as bad as when they go to commercial when QBs call timeout.

He covered it up good...lol.. He changed it to "...bustin as he always does to first.

Drill Ortiz in the face, make yourself a hero, Drew!

He hit it right into the shift. What a dumbass.

Thought sure Buck and McCarver would tell us/show us what Popi did in Game 2 again.

He hit it right into the shift. What a dumbass.

how stupit can he be?

Crapoli.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

I'm sure Donnie is a nice guy....

That was a strike. Now watch him knock one out.

Yes, let's show a replay of McCarver blowing out his candles.

Crapoli.

Ha!

Donnie could've kept that baseball, but no, he decided to give it to a fan! Great guy.

Don Kelly is MY TIGER!

Don Kelly is MY TIGER!

Can't help but root for him. He tries really hard out there.

OUCH!

I'LL FUCKING KILL THA COCKSUCKER!

Typical Bostard. Dirty punk.

Alex is a pussy.

Austin looks like a different dude out there tonight.

DOOOOOOOUBRONT!!!! DOOOOOUBRONT!!!!

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Anchorman sucks.

Oh shit. Here comes the gas can.

lol who teh fuck's Xander Bogaerts

I'm tellin ya, Benoit SUCKS!

Benverde just doesn't want to make it easy.

Torii kind of gave up on that. No? Looked like it to me.

I wish the Red Sux would just give up on the game. You're being beaten by a better team, accept it!

Call me crazy, but if I was ever a manager, I'd go with the hot hand. You can see some night where a pitcher has his good stuff. But JL pulls him anyway. Over managin motha fucka some nights.

You went around, motherfucker. The ump said you did.

HATE Benoit.

No fuckin outs.

I FUCKIN HATE BENOIT!

That was a STRIKE! Fucking ump.

Finish him off you fucking bitch.

I said Benoit sucks at the end of last season. I said he sucks this season. And I still think he sucks. I don't give a fuck what his STATS are. Most pitchers CAN get guys out, but that doesn't make them a fuckin closer. Coke gets guys out sometimes. So make him a closer. Fuck that.

Looks like he's settled in a bit, knock on wood.

I give it 50/50 that Ortiz hits a dinger right here. Stupit odds, but thats how bad Benoit is.

I WANNA SLEEP!

This fuckin game seems like its taking forever. I got a chick that will come over its it not too late. But I'm not letting her come over till its over. So I might be missing out tnite.

2-2.

Game on, motha fuckas!

HATE Benoit.

Hate's too strong a word, I'm just still pissed after game 2.

This fuckin game seems like its taking forever. I got a chick that will come over its it not too late. But I'm not letting her come over till its over. So I might be missing out tnite.

It's because of the fucking Red Sox.

Like a Christian, I hate Benoits sins( his pitches), not the sinner.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Game fucking 5 tomorrow.

Cool. AJ answers every question with "Just be patient and wait for your pitch" or some shit like that.

Game fucking 5 tomorrow.

I saw that Tuesday before the game and liked it. Tuesday after the game, I couldn't have cared less. I care again.

We should be leading the fuck-- fuck it, not going there. NOT GOING THERE. I'll enjoy this until tomorrow.

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Sanchez, Sherzer and Verlander. OUCH!

3 game series. We need 2.

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Hate the Red Sox. So annoying.

Grantorino can bat right OR left handed and it won't matter - he sucks!

Definitely out, so don't fucking argue you Bostards.

Big Papi, Bigger Faggot.

Supposed to hit it PAST the infielders, not right at them. Dipshit.

LESSSSSSSSSTER!!!!!!! LESSSSSSSSSSTER!!!!!

#3rdBaseProblems

Hate Napoli. Fucking die.

Cabrera should've made it worth his while and annihilated dude at home.

PULL SANCHEZ while it's still a ballgame!!!

Gomes, REALLY?? HE HAS FUCKING GRAY IN HIS BEARD.

YOU'RE LETTING THE ENTIRE CITY DOWN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! WE'RE FUCKING BANKRUPT!!!!

Porcello warming up. FUCK!

Send Sanchez back to Mexico. PROBABLY A FUCKING ILLEGAL ANYWAY.

Maybe Vinny was right about Sanchez being iffy.

Wow, this ump sucks.

I'm not going to complain, though, because I'm not a Bostard. Them's the breaks.

But the umpiring really does fucking suck!!!

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Alright, now that we've had a moment to take a breath and calm down....

Let's go Tigers, you guys!

It's a real shame Gomez didn't tear something running for that ball.

^ Sorry bros, it's the playoffs and I'm FIRED UP.

Good job, Austin. Would've been nice if Infante and Avila were able to get on.

Like our chances if Iglesias can get on here. You know Torii is FIRED UP.

We lost the inning. And the trade.

Wow, if not for the score being 3-0 I'd be FIRED UP.

Who knows, maybe that catch will spark something...

Napoli is wop for "dickhead."

Turning this off on the off chance we might actually do something if I do.

ALLA KAZOO, KAZOO KAZAM
SON OF BITCH, GOD DAMN,
HORSES COCK, WITCHES TITTY
WE'RE THE BOYZ FROM DETROIT CITY.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALLA KAZOO, KAZOO KAZAM
SON OF BITCH, GOD DAMN,
HORSES COCK, WITCHES TITTY
WE'RE THE BOYZ FROM DETROIT CITY.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LESSSSSSSSSSSTER!!!!!!!! LESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTER!!!

Buzzkill.

Oh well, you guys. Got another game to go at least.

Let's go you fucking dickheads.

ALLA KAZOO, KAZOO KAZAM
SON OF BITCH, GOD DAMN,
HORSES COCK, WITCHES TITTY
WE'RE THE BOYZ FROM DETROIT CITY.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In this case, being 8th IS better than being 1st. Ha!

LESSSSSSSSSTER!!!!!!!! LESSSSSSSSTER!!!!!!!!!

BULLCRAP!!!

He was out, but still, THAT WAS BULLCRAP!!!

CAN'T BELIEVE WE FUCKING LOST GAME TWO.

NOW WOULD BE TIME FOR PRINCE TO BECOME KING

god damnit.

NOW WOULD BE TIME FOR PRINCE TO BECOME KING

Still Princess.

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

LGTYG

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LESSSSSSSSSSSTER!!!!!!!!

MVTREE! MVTREE! MVTREE!

Feels like it's been fucking forever since Bromar did something. Come on, you guy.

I think they've got that Japanese guy waiting in the bullpen or something. Fucking hate that fucker, but not because he's Japanese.

Fucking Bromar DID something!!

Hell yeah.

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At least we got 1.

Now that wild pitch thrown by Sanchez earlier really sucks.

Sick pitch. Veras is a badass.

KICK HIM OUT! ENOUGH FUCKING WHINING!

KICK HIM OUT! ENOUGH FUCKING WHINING!

No idea what that turd is bitching about - the ump has been top notch!

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Wish it was a 3-2 game.

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This ump is terrible. Why does he take SO FUCKING LONG to make his calls? It's like he has to take a minute to think about it.

Nice, Iggy.

TAZAAAAAAAWA!!!!!!!!! TAZAAAAAAAAAAAWA!!!!!!!!!!

GET HYPE!!!

MY HEART'S RACING

MVP! MVP! MVP!

Could be a tie if not for that wild pitch. Ya never know. Smh.

MVP! MVP! MVP!

GIDP! GIDP! GIDP!

FULLY STOCKED! Breslow? More like Bres-Blow!

Ha!

This is your moment, Prince!!! This is your legacy!!!

We've got six fucking outs.

Let's go Tigers, you guys!!!!

The other Jap. Shit's a wrap.

Come on JHONNY

This game has gone on for THREE AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS almost. Fucking Red Sox.

I hope he just took a roid injection, whatever works.

Man, I'd give up a nut just to TIE this.

Hell, I'll even go to church!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HczcZf0TIFY

THERE'S VOMIT ON MY SWEATER ALREADY, MOM'S SPAGHETTI

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WTF was that strike two swing?

Horrible decision.

Fack

Ballgame.

Koji?

You're getting owned by a Koji.

Get 'em next year.

Should've won game 2.

Koji?

You're getting owned by a Koji.

That's Japanese for "dickhead."

Don fucking Kelly. Fuckthisshit.

He tries really, really hard though!!

Victorino is probably a huge Anchorman fan.

Our best bet is going to be to draw 4 straight walks.

GONNA TAKE A MOTOR CITY MIRACLE!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwer1CiteBg

Why are you fucking reaching!!!

Wanna puke.

Really, really hate this fucking dude the Sox have in.

Last batter of the season at COPA?

I hope this piece of shit's arm falls off.

SEVEN NATION ARMY

HOW ORIGINAL

Should've won game 2.

HATE BASEBALL

BACKS AGAINST THE WALL. WE WERE IN THIS SITUAISH BEFORE!!

Wanna die, yg.

HATE

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What does the Fox say?

"FUCK THE RED SOX!"

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Looking like the albatross talk may have had some credence...

#Princess

WIN OR GO HOME

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I thought the game was on at 4 today?? Fucking laaaame.

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VINNY FOR THE WIN!

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Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Fuckholes is such a fucking fag. Stop waiting a fucking hour to throw a fucking pitch.

This game's going to go like 5 hours. HATE the Red Sox.

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Love how Max is all business and wastes no time in between pitches, unlike that Bostard.

Come on, Max...

It's going to take a fucking hour and a half just to get through two innings...

About damn time. Won't lie, I was kinda nervous when Napoli was up there.

FUCK THE RED SOX

FUCK THE RED SOX!

FUCK THE RED SOX!!

FUCK THE RED SOX!!!

FUCK THE RED SOX!!!!!

Max is feeling it right now. Damn.

Struck out the side, made it look easy. Man.

Ugh, Miggy. Now it's up to Princess.

NOW IS THE TIME FOR PRINCESS TO HAVE A GREAT QUEEF

PFFFTFTFTFFFFTFTFTFTFF

Fuck off back to Milwaukee you piece of shit.

Sorry, you guys. Just real frustrated.

So frustrate. Much win want

0-2 and this fucking scrub draws a walk.

Come the fuck on.

FOUL!!!

They're looking at it? Are you fucking kidding me?

Watch them call it a fucking homer.

Max ain't going to last much longer.

Big Fappy and Napoli up. Blargh.

HIT THE FUCKING BASEBALL, NOW

9 pitch inning, HUGE!!

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Let's go Austin!

This fucking bum is on AGAIN.

HATE Humphrey Bogart.

Man. I think we're fucked

Fucking figures.

NOW DO SOMETHING WITH THE BATS.

Can't wait to watch Fielder to ground out to 1st again.

HERE WE GO PRINCESS, HERE WE GO!

HERE WE GO PRINCESS, HERE WE GO!

Can't think of a guy I'd rather have up in this situation.

MORAAAAAAAALES!!!!!! MORAAAAAAAALES!!!!!!!

That wasn't a strike!!

V-MART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEED MOAR

WOOOOOOORKMAN!!!! WOOOOOOORKMAN!!!!

Jesus Christ, Prince.

Prince Fielder, you are a piece of fucking garbage. Get the fuck out of MY town.

Fucking sabotage!

C'mon, Al!

WOOOOOORKMAN!!!!!!! WOOOOOORKMAN!!!!!!!

don kelly.

COULD have at least another run on the board. Smh.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

SMH indeed

don kelly.

going to be in the fifth spot now. ohhh my fucking god.

C'mon Max, another quick inning.

HBP. Fuckin' a...

This ump is so damn inconsistent...

didn't take long for it to turn to fucking SHIT NOW DID IT

Pedroia homer here .

Yeah, sit down you roiding piece of shit.

HATE wild pitches.

NEED a strikeout!!! Or pop up.

SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!

ALL HEART.

'nother run here would be fantastic.

Fuck, just good defense.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

C'MON MAX YOU CAN DO THIS