Coke's coming in.

Going to Benny?

Uh, by Coke I meant Benoit. Real tired, you guys.

We need Popi to popi one up.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

fuck

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I FUCKING KNEW THAT SHIT WOULD HAPPEN

I wanna die.

HOLY SHITFIRE!

Who the fuck do we have left in our pen? Porcelo.

STERRRRRRRROIDS

STERRRRRRRRRROIDS

Coke.

We still win this one.

It's Bullcrap.

I wanted to be in fuckin' bed before midnight. SMH.

I didn't think it had enuf loft to get over the fence.

Taking a fucking curtain call are you fucking kidding me??!?!?!

I hate this stupid ballpark.

Taking a fucking curtain call are you fucking kidding me??!?!?!

Fuck that piece of shit roider.

Just when I was getting confidence in Benny. Benny, say it aint so.

Ibanez all over again.

I wanted to be in fuckin' bed before midnight. SMH.

I can call your work for you. I'll make up some good shit.

I can call your work for you. I'll make up some good shit.

"He watched Matt Stafford play quarterback yesterday."

All this with 2 outs and no one on?

"He watched Matt Stafford play quarterback yesterday."

That could make a guy sick enuf to go to the hospital.

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Feel physically sick.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

I can hear it now... Leyland: "We came away with a split, which is what we wanted to do."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope these world class anouncers douches say if all that was with no outs. For some reason I really want to know that.

This shit has gone on 3 1/2 hours. I HATE the Red Sox.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

And we don't have Peralta anymore. :emo kid:

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

And we come back after that with Don Kelly.

Dude doesn't even belong in the big leagues.

Ballgame. "We" are going home 1-1 and it MAKES ME FUCKING SICK.

Think Leyland's going to be a topic over the next 48 hrs?

So Benny comes out, right.

Think Leyland's going to be a topic over the next 48 hrs?

Sometimes he tends to over manage, imo. Not sure anymore. He did make plenty of pitching changes there. Not sure if thats what you're talking about or not. Or just bringing Benny in.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Oh God, Porcello.

Oh geezahs.

DETROIT CHOKE CITY

Should've just eaten that fucking ball.

You are fucking pathetic, Prince.

I just fucking KNEW that Ortiz bullshit would happen.

As much as I want to watch this, I need to go do some shit and almost feel like going right now.

I just fucking KNEW that Ortiz bullshit would happen.

Agree on the Yanks choke. That sucked. I thought I was going to fuckin burst a vessel or something.

Wow...guess who has the MO now?

Gotta go fellas.

Its been real. JV is waiting in Detroit for these fuckstix.

So stupid.

WE SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT WE GOT THE SPLIT

THAT'S WHAT WE WANTED ALL ALONG!!

This plus UM and likely fantasy loss and I've about had it.

Now those Ravens and Wolverines losses piss me off. Everything pisses me off.

Feels more like 0-2 than it does 1-1.

WHAT A DAY IN NEW ENGLAND

(While patriots highlights roll)

Going to take me a while to fall asleep. SICK OF THIS BULLCRAP.

‏@Stareagle 10s

Tigers have home-field advantage in a best-of-five series with Verlander, Scherzer and Sanchez pitching four of the games.

What a piece of shit.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it Tuesday yet, you guys?

Sick to my stomach.

You know its bad when you hang your hat on the Lions.

Cuz thats what I'm doing.

Real sad, yg.

Sucks we lost that one.

But if we are the best team, we will win this. Its a 5 game series with 3 at our place and they will have to face JV twice and Sherzer again, plus Sanchez.

All is not lost my brothas.

It'll be like when we had a 5 game sweep of the Lakers. Piston's gave one away in that series and still won.

Speaking of the Pistons, when the fuck do they start? Tigers games are so fuckin nerve-racking right now. Lions only play once a week. I need a Detroit team that plays almost every night. If we happen to lose, its not the end of the fuckin world.

LGPT,YG.

Speaking of the Pistons, when the fuck do they start? Tigers games are so fuckin nerve-racking right now. Lions only play once a week. I need a Detroit team that plays almost every night. If we happen to lose, its not the end of the fuckin world.

LGPT,YG.

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They play tonight.

Me not get on TV set.

Fucking Tigers, man, GOD. Still irritated.

Sucks we lost that one.

But if we are the best team, we will win this. Its a 5 game series with 3 at our place and they will have to face JV twice and Sherzer again, plus Sanchez.

All is not lost my brothas.

I think Red Sox fans are more concerned than we are, but still, FUCK LAST NIGHT.

Last night can suck a cock.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1240935/men-in-black-o.gif

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Pretty steady rain over here on the west side, they better keep moving

If this goes to bullpen battle, we lose.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

C'mon Infante!

MY TIGER!

If we can't get er done with Miggy up, we don't deserve to win.

Wow...not a normal Miggy at bat, swinging at 2 balls outside.

rj....looks like our bats went silent again.

Real steamed.

If I still feel like hell about game 2, these guys do too (x100). They're playing like it, too.

Coke! LMMFAO. He might very well get Popi, but he still sucks.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

THAT WAS A FUCKING BALL!

SHOULD BE FUCKING 2-1 TIGERS.

Dammit you guys

Cabrera's AB in the 8th left me real disappointed, you guys. Crushed, even.

I think you guys were right. Game 2 is hanging over us. Its like we have a hangover or some shit like that. Pitching was good, but bats went cold again.

Hate to say it, but we lost the series in game 2 as Ortiz's hr left the park, with Torii.

You just don't come back from voodoo shit like that.

Game 2 wasn't Game 5 vs. SA or Cavs bad, but it's fucking up there for me.

Today sucked, but after that bullshit I don't think I can get any more irritated.

I knew that cocksucker Napoli would do something to kill us eventually, btw.

If you Fist it, they will come.

This shit ain't over bitches.

If we can't get er done with Miggy up, we don't deserve to win.

If you Fist it, they will come.

This shit ain't over bitches.

I'm holdin out hope, Vinster, but these our bats are startin to piss me off.

Hate to say it, but we lost the series in game 2 as Ortiz's hr left the park, with Torii.

You just don't come back from voodoo shit like that.

I'd agree with this Glenzie, but I NEVER would've dreamt that we would've come back from Valverde giving up that homer to the Yanks last year.

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Jackson dropped to 8th. Man.

If you Fist it, they will come.

This shit ain't over bitches.

Was it over when the A's bombed Pearl Harbor??

Rachel Nichols is hideous. Charissa T gets it ANYTIME though.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

To the bottom of the 1st we go. Let's go Tigers, you guys.

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TRAILING IN THE SERIES

3-1 count, let's goooo Miggy!!!

Fucking Miggy. Sooo overrated!!

Wonder what we'd get in a package deal for both him and Scherzer??

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Prince hasn't had a rbi in 15 postseason games? I think thats what I read.

Prince hasn't had a rbi in 15 postseason games? I think thats what I read.

BUT WHAT'S HIS OPS??

Wish this dunce would go take a DIRT Napoli. ha!

Gotta get a K or popup here. Runs are at a premium!

Got a popup.

Eject that Bostard. No whining during the playoffs, son!

Sit the fuck down, you fuckin clown.

^ does that rhyme? I think I just made the rhyme.

^ does that rhyme? I think I just made the rhyme.

You know who also Rhymes? Will.


(Just a little guy humor there.)

Signing in you guys

If I knew nothing about baseball and heard the name Jake Peavy I'd still think "Douchebag."

'sup with Glan's boy right now?

Swung at ball fuckin' two, Alex!

C'mon, Al.

FULL COUNT

FULL COUNT

PEAVY = FULL CUNT

That'll sting.

http://videokeman.com/image/pics/StingThePolicesongPics1D9O4JhZrCQ6pkM.jpg

PEEEEEEEEEEEEAVY! PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVY!

Atta boy AL

BASES ARE LOADED, AND SO'S TAHOE!

Ha!

PEEEEEEEEEEAVY! PEAAAAAAAAAAAAVY!

Man, he had a rip at it. Wanted to try and be a hero.

Fuck.

.077

jesus christ

3-0 count

Jackson will be the first player in history to strike out on a 3-0 count.

DO THE PRETEND BUNT THING

YEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AJ WITH A RBI LMAO

PEEEEEEEEEAVY!!!!!!! PEEEEEEEEEAVY!!!!!

i'M NOT CONVINCED HE WAS OUT AT 2ND

i'M NOT CONVINCED HE WAS OUT AT 2ND


THROW THE FLAG, JIM!!!

AJ WITH A RBI LMAO

That was what you call a sympathy walk.

I LOVE THIS LINEUP!!!

YEEEEEEEEEE TORRIIIII

DE-TROIT TI-GERS

PEEEEEEEEAVY!!!!!!!! PEEEEEEEEEAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EMOTION.

Miggy hitting the ground with his fist cracked me up. When dude was rounding third.

Miggy wants to knock this sucker out, you guys.

MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY

0-2

THAT'S WHY HE'S THE BEST IN THE GAME!!!

Is this bad for Fister?

Let's go Tigers you guys

Good for Fister. 5 is enuf.

5-0... we've seen this before.

Good for Fister. 5 is enuf.

STAHP

Not even mad at Princess right now.

Gotta keep it going, you guys.

For that inning. Get his ass back out there or Ricky P will have to come in. Ricky did good starting but not so great coming out of the pen.

Not even mad at Princess right now.

Gotta keep ti going, you guys.

mekneethur

Elsbury is such a fkn fgt.

Breaking ball and a beauty!

I was really looking forward to watching the Pistons a lil bit, but not now. It is being recorded.

Fucking Bostards. Ump called it a strike, IT WAS A STRIKE!

Also, thought I wasn't going to get any games till reg season, but getting Bullshit announcers.

I was really looking forward to watching the Pistons a lil bit, but not now. It is being recorded.

It's preseason, bro. Singler's starting. C'mon.

Fucking Bostards. Ump called it a strike, IT WAS A STRIKE!

Fuck'n A right it was.

Don't be a moran, Doug.

It's preseason, bro. Singler's starting. C'mon.

With Stuck and BJ out, I thought we might be that desperate.

Get it together, Doug.

Oh, shit, there's 2 outs? I didn't realize.

Don't be a moran, Doug.:cogent:

Prince hasn't had a rbi in 15 postseason games? I think thats what I read.

Sample size.

I was kinda hoping that it hit Ortiz and it'd end his career or something.

Yeah, I'm a scumbag. Never liked that guy.

He has to give him the juice here.

There we go!

Let's get more runs!

Slider.. lol

He has to give him the juice here.

Ortiz has no problem taking the juice.

Nice Dougy.

PEEEEEEEEEAVY!!!!! PEEEEEEEEAVY!!!!!

Heeeeere's Jhonny!!

Stay humble.

FUCK THAT BEARD YOU FUCKIN OVERPRODUCING CLOWNS!

WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKTARDS...doing segments on their beards. SMMFH

FUCK THAT BEARD YOU FUCKIN OVERPRODUCING CLOWNS!

I don't even rock a beard anymore, that's how much I hate the Sux.

WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKTARDS...doing segments on their beards. SMMFH

I know, right? Playoffs = serious business.

I'm sure Moss is probably whining because Jackson didn't dive for that one.

Its always about the Sox or the Yankees.

ESPN today did a segment on 'whether the Sox could win the series, cuz they can't score any runs'. So Detroit's down 2-1, didn't score a run last night and ESPN fukin talkin about the Sox struggles. What a bunch of fuckin suckups.

Good job, Dougy.

Doesn't DE live in Boston? Poor guy.

Doesn't DE live in Boston? Poor guy.

FistingforTwo lives in SANDWICH, IL. SANDWICH. lol

MY TIGER!

GRD for Omar!

AJ will go yard at some point.

PEEEEEEEEAVY!!!!!!! PEEEEEEEEEAVY!!!!

I'm liking AJax in the 8th spot... small sample size though.

AJ with another RBI. LMAO!

PEEEEEEEEEEAVY!!!!!!!! PEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVY!!!!

Ha!

Get into that fuckin bullpen. Should help tomorrows game.

AJ with another RBI. LMAO!

So they ruled that as a hit? Good for him.

WOOOOOOOORKMAN!!!!!!!! WOOOOORKMAN!!!!!!!!!

He was fuckin' safe! Umpires suck - why are they even part of the game?!

I think he was safe.

barely out

^ or out. I think he was out. is what I meant. After seeing the replay.

yeah. out. that ankle injury made him think twice about stretching out

He could have been safe or out, but I think he was out.

I think Torii was out too.

Miggy!

Nice, Miggy!

Keep calm, you guys. Its only the 4th.

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Now would be a good time, Prince

Keep calm, you guys. Its only the 4th.

We've gotta work hard and stay humble.

U know Prince wants to get that RBI monkey off his back.

STOLEN BASE FOR MIGGY!! LOL

WOOOOOORKMAN!!!!!!! WOOOOOORKMAN!!!!

Miggy wants to help him. What a great guy.

OVERPAID, OVERWEIGHT, OVERRATED!!!!!

Struck him out!

Dingleberry with a bullshit double.

Dingleberry.

Ha!

Hits, steals, plays defense... what CAN'T Miggy do?!

Miggy might get some gold glove votes this year???!!! WOW!~!

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
horses cock, witches titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Miggy might get some gold glove votes this year???!!! WOW!~!

He may not have a gold glove, but he has a GOLD HEART!

Hits, steals, plays defense... what CAN'T Miggy do?!

Drink

Drink

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrsxyamGd31qd9vcjo1_250.gif

Man, would hate to give up a run here. Lovin' the shutout.

This ain't over.

blah

And the pen gets busy.

Al Al prolly.

Nice effort, good hustle, Enrique.

Don't load the fucking bases!

Nice effort, good hustle, Julio.

Crap with a bat.

Red Sox have outhit us? Weird.

Infante did NOT like that slide by Napoli? Who was the pheg on first? What a fuckin low life.

DEMMMMMPSTER!!!!!!!!!! DEMMMMMMPSTER!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone else think that the original name was "Dumpster" and his family changed it to avoid embarrassment?

Fuckin Dumpster.

AJ AJ AJ!

Get him to 2nd, Iggy.

Can't wait to see Iglesias lay down a bunt.

Who's the all time leader in bunts?

Iggy was out.

Iggy was out.

Ump ruled him safe, so he was!

Should've kicked Pedroia right in the nuts.

Shut the fuck up, Tim McCocksucker!

Should've kicked Pedroia right in the nuts.

It looked like he shouldered him in the nutz.

Shut the fuck up, Tim McCocksucker!

The fuck did I do to you, dude?