Is it wrong to want to see Cornelison take a puck to the face? hate this guy.

Ooo CBC is good.

Wish it was Friday. It seems criminal to waste a game 7 on a Wednesday.

I just want the Wings to play ball-out fucking hockey. I want the hawks to feel it.

GAME TIME.

First chant? "DETROIT SUCKS!"

Balls to the wall, brothers. Like the Accept song.

That should've been the song. FUCK!

Good luck tonight, fellas!!

That looked good.

Fucking Crawfuck.

Been a bit sloppy in our own zone...

Just noticed we're on a PP. Missed the penalty. What happened?

I think we should've gotten a penalty shot.

C'MON WINGS!!!

FUCK OFF, CRAWFUCK.

Good chances. Just keep pushing.

That was fucking scary.

Penalty, fuuuuuuuck!!!

Surprised they didn't give them a penalty shot.

Nice backcheck.

Quick, start up those "Detroit sucks!" chants!

Not bad. But want moar pressure. Moar time in their zone.

Where's the rest of the boys?

So intense.

Howard! Thank god.

ANOTHER TV TIMEOUT?!?!? THE NHL IS TURNING INTO THE NFL AND NBA!!!

WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO OUR GAME?!?!?

I was thinking about going for a run during one of the periods while watching it. Utilize the intensity.

But probably not.

Hate that phag Bickell.

Of course the crowd's furious, they have to live in CHICAGO!! lol!!

CHICAGO SUCKS!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

It's pandemonium!

Fuck.

Oh come on! Where was the trip on Shaw?

Left wing lock! Old time hockey!

Good PK so far.

I don't care if we get smoked by the Kings, I just want to beat these assholes.

My keys to the 2nd period: play good offense, play good defense, stay out of the penalty box.

HERE HERE!

My keys to the 2nd and 3rd periods: score at least one goal, allow none.

Here is a guy that KNOWS THE GAME!

Let's roll, boys.

"Roll," Glan, not "troll."

FUCK FUCK FUCK, GOD DAMMIT

"God damnit," I said.

FUCKING PATRICK SHART

Hate this team.

Surprised he didn't scream out "AND 1!"

They probably would've given him a penalty shot, too.

^ favorited

This Handzus phag needs to eat a dick and die.

This team loves shooting itself in the foot. Jesus Christ.

Fuck.

Alright guys, let's refocus. We can make up a 1-goal deficit in 35 minutes or whatever.

JUST STOP FUCKING UP!

"Oh, come on! Damn," I said.

We can do this.

Pirates have the lead now? WTF?

Amazing job, Kronwall.

Interference on Sharp. GIVE US A PENALTY SHOT!

Good. Love to see that little ugly fucker in the box.

LEGGGOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grrrr. I need a fucking win this week not more losinggggg

GRRRRR

The Pubeface Shaw

My key for the Wings on this PP: stay in the Hawks' zone, put the puck in the net.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQni72ZIf1_AKKBiyvuY2uwMuc8F60N9 V7K4huHfu9Qq1aAUh8K


dooshbag

hate. this. team.

Anita Goalhere

All of a sudden Crawfuck is fucking Brodeur or something.

COME ON.

Wings need to get the puck up higher on their shots.

We're NOT staying out of the penalty box! IT WAS ONE OF MY KEYS!

sun uv bitch

Another good kill.

Can't get ANYTHING past Crawford? WHY?

It will. Throw pucks and crash. They just need to keep going. And shoot high when possible.

Kronwall doing the dirty work.

Fuck yeah, Jimmy.

Stomach = upset.

Wings are battling. Need more pressure. We need just a bit more from our big guys.

Damn. Puck in front of the net, no one there to take advantage.

A little under 21 more mins, you guys.

:(

Fuck the Blackhawks.

Fuck the Blackhawks.

STANLEY CUPS

BLACKHAWKS: 4
RED WINGS: 12

SUCK ON THAT.

11, my bad.

Should we drop the unity avs, you guys?

We need scoring.

Yuss, we do.

Are you guys watching CBC or NBCSN?

GUYS, GUYS, I JUST REALIZED.

I DON'T HAVE MY RED ON. Hold on!

"@goalie9999" Really? How original. Typical SHITCAGO fan.

I just scrambled to put a red shirt on, no joke. #smh

It ain't over til Patrick Kane's girlfriend sings.

YEAH!!!!

HOLY SHIT

RED SHIRT!!!!

MY RED FUCKING SHIRT YOU GUYS

MARKING OUT

CRAWFUCK FROZEN BY THE VERLANDER CURVE!

LETS GO RED WINGS

LET'S GO RED WINGS

HAHA, BICKELL DENIIIIIIIIED~!

Beautiful start to the period. Lots of intensity. Feeling it.

Peeps in Chicago must be terrified.

WHERE ARE THOSE "DETROIT SUCKS" CHANTS NOW YA BUNCHA FAGGOTS

now that's some action!

This is a heckuva game. I LOVE HOCKEY!

Shit.

Quincey DESTROYED Hossa. LOVE It.

HOWARD!!!

Time to kill one off, boys.

Get it the fuck out this zone

Fucking HELL of a hit!!! Way to get back and make a play.

So much grit. Where's DE?

Holy fuck, under 6 left already.

My fucking lord. >NBA >MLB =NFL?!

This is captivating.

Insane period so far. Both ways.

Howard's been outfuckingstanding.

So fucking nervous.

NO GOAL

NO GOAL!!!

NO GOAL!

Unreal. Does it get any more dramatic than this?

Holy crap.

THANK YOU, BASED HOCKEY GOD!!

I'm gonna piss my pants. Can't get to the toilet and back

Can we move the NHL forum above Other/All Sports?

FUCK ME.

Oh, mother fucker. So close. Fucking Dunqueen Queef

Boo all you want you stupid pricks.

Time to recooperate a lil.

Gotta piss

Bettman takes off his mask, and it's David Stern!

Stern, you sonuva bitch!!

#rigsohard

Can we move the NHL forum above Other/All Sports?

Yes! Please.

Bettman takes off his mask, and it's David Stern!

Stern, you sonuva bitch!!

#rigsohard

Welcome back Glan!

it was the right call.

FUCK YOU "ANALYSTS" I'M RIGHT

Oh it was. Fuck that stupid fuck Milbury. And fuck the Hawks. Did Shaw get called for his shit that took Flip out of the game? Fuck NBC!

They should try reading the rulebook sometime.

^No shit. Say just say "unfortuantely" pieces of trash

Seriously. Fucking Millbury. Mediocre player turned horrible exec. The Isles are still trying to recover from his shit.

They should try reading the rulebook sometime.

I own the NHL, NFL, MLB and NBA rulebooks, and actually read them.

He punches the guy in the face!!!

I own the NHL, NFL, MLB and NBA rulebooks, and actually read them.

Ha!

Well that was an amazing period. The Wings laid it all out there.

Fuck shitcago! Go Wings!

I think I may have pissed myself, but I'm not sure.

These guys love the Hawks.

"There was nobody getting punched in the head" yes, he punched him, in the head.

If we win I hope you guys stay safe, 'cause there might be a riot.

I live in a pretty secure place. My only worry is within the building, as people may have been hearing me hollering for Detroit

"NBA-style officiating"?

NBA? NBA's a puss sport, bros.

Hockey is a gift from God.

Lets go get it.

wow fuck

Now the faggots can stop whining about the call.

After so many great saves... no reason Howard shouldn't have had that.

hate

Taking my red off.

After so many great saves... no reason Howard shouldn't have had that.

It was one of his softest goals all year.

Queerville finally gets one over on the Wings.

Congrats, asswipe.

Taking my red off.

I have sadly hung my jersey back up in the closet.

It was one of his softest goals all year.

Shitty way to end the season for sure.

Shitty way to end the season for sure.

It was. I mean he's the biggest reason they were there. Oh well.

I'd go so far as to root for SID against the Hawks.

I'd go so far as to root for SID against the Hawks.

Same.

Even though the Wings are going to the Eastern conference, no way I root for this shit team.

The only Chicago team I can "root" for is the Cubs, because I can get absolutely shithoused instead of actually watch the games. Fuck the rest of this city's sports teams and its arrogant-as-shit fans.

Tough pill to swallow.

Keep in mind that WE WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, though!

Hockey is stupid. Thank god I like real sports like basketball with lots of scoring and REAL men who don't wear skates.

HATE these fucks on NBC. NBC in general sucks.

Yeah. Fuck these guys. Don't know how I'll get to sleep tonight.

#Steamed

Love the 'gers, you guys, but hate the time of the year when baseball is the only sport to give a shit about.

Well personally I think the Wings have shown the hawks to be overrated. Of the teams remaining I think the Kings and Bruins have good chances and I would bet straight up on the Pens (who I still fucking hate). The Pens are better than the hawks right now.

Love the 'gers, you guys, but hate the time of the year when baseball is the only sport to give a shit about.

Absolutely. Will be getting heavy into Lions OTAs as I lazily watch the 'gers.

Might have to actually go do shit outside when I'm not working. Puke.

Well personally I think the Wings have shown the hawks to be overrated. Of the teams remaining I think the Kings and Bruins have good chances and I would bet straight up on the Pens (who I still fucking hate). The Pens are better than the hawks right now.

fuck both of them, but it'd still be an entertaining Final at least.

'guins = lesser of two evils though.

Rather they not even make it out of the WCF though.

I don't feel bad for the self-important Wings fans on Twitter telling people who to root for and what to think.

I feel bad for us. The true fans.

I don't feel bad for the self-important Wings fans on Twitter telling people who to root for and what to think.

I feel bad for us. The true fans.

No kidding. :we: almost did the impossible, nothing to bd ashamed of!!

Getting ready for Moss's huge Ken Holland hate article, column or whatever the fuck it is.

HUGE break for 'ston there.

Thinking about getting back into this now.

Really looking forward to Hawks/Kings, you guys.

Kinda weird that game 2 of the WCF is on tonight.

Kinda weird that game 2 of the WCF is on tonight.


Agreed. Had no idea.

fucking 'cawks.

Watching Bruins/'guins, sicker than a dog.

Wish the Wings were still playing, you guys.

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, COOL GUY GLAN.

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=1005&dateline=1369883789

28 seconds in and the Bruins score.

NOW they love Fleury, lol.

Fuck Shittsburgh!!

Check this game out if you like scoring.

So much for my thoughts and predictions. I thought LA would be more competitive and I did not see the Bruins smoking the Pens.

Crosby -4 in the playoffs.

Is that bad?

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, COOL GUY GLAN.

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=1005&dateline=1369883789

My Kings aren't out of this yet! A series doesn't start until the home team loses a game!

Lets go Kings! Lets go Kings! Lets go Kings!

Hey, get your black & white on!

Who watch the game 3 of the Bruins/Penguins or go fuck yourself?

I think I'll just be pulling for whichever team comes out of the WEST.

Or EAST, still assessing.

Hate Boston (too soon?) but the Bruins play so well together.

I agree. I like how they play. They take over the entire ice.

Came home figuring this one was over. OT, nice.

These ain't pussy ass college football OT rules, folks!

It's a pity these fucks play in Boston, because their offense is beautiful to watch.

Awesome collision there.

If you don't like this, folks, you don't like NHL hockey!

This game is SO good I forget I despise the teams' fans!

Penalty on MALKIN with 1:37 left!!

Could be huge!!!

Lets go Red Wings!!!

Double OT. GOTTA LOVE IT!!

8 peeps viewing! The NHL forum is back!

And STILL below Other/All Sports. Meanwhile, the garbage ass Pistons' forum gets the prestigious #2 slot! smh!

That was an amazing game! Almost wanted the Pens to win just to ensure a longer series. Almost.

Can't believe I fell asleep and missed the GW.

GO BRUINS!

Duncecan Queef suspended for tonight's game. Ha!

Oh shit really? That's huge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta74JytKbjA

Kings up 1-0!

That was an awesome shot.

AND I MISSED IT!

LA back on top. Hawks D looking weak the last few minutes.

Aren't the Kings like 7-0 at home in the playoffs? Pretty impressive, even though they've been ass on the road.

Trying so hard to stay awake.

who watch the king power play like the legend or go fuck yoruself??

Kings vs. QUEENS, lol!!!

Ha!

The Kings the real bubba, fuck the Blackhawks in the ass like the Tito Santana

fuuuu

I would take Bickell over Flip if we could get him for half the money.

I dunno... Bickell for $500,000,000? LOL!!

Did I write that that one time?

Just another one of my stupid jokes.

Oh. I have so many typoes I wasn't sure.

Fuck, how'd the Cawks score? I need to start watching. Basketball's taking my attention away!

Bad line change leads to a 2 on 1 and Hossa buries a rocket.

Pens out right now. Gorgeous shot too.

The Bruins do drop passes in the corners and behind the net just to keep the pressure low. Love how they play right now.

I like watching them play, but I'm trying to convince myself that I'm only rooting for them because of the Boston Marathon thing...

#BOSTONSTRONG!!!!

That's total BULLCRAP though, because I sure as fuck didn't root for the Celtics.

Chaos.

SEE YA, SHITTSBURGH!! LOL!!

Has a fight ever broken out during the post series handshake?

Bye bye Sid, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Bye bye Sid, don't let the door hit you in the vag on the way out.

Has a fight ever broken out during the post series handshake?

I don't think so. It would go against the whole point of it. Tradition is important too.

I'd like to see that happen one day. Would be hilarious, even though I think the handshake is a nice tradish.

Kings tie it.

Chicago/Boston should be good.

Kings tie it.

Heart of a champion, you guys.

Some game. Chicago was 9 seconds from the finals? Be fun to see them choke this one.

Bet this goes at least 5 OT. Not complaining. Saturday night/Sunday morning sports are awesome!

Aw fuck.

Wonder when the last time 2 original six teams played for the cup?

I'm always fucking shit up!

Yeah, that was a huge jinx.

Wonder when the last time 2 original six teams played for the cup?

1979 if I read Wikipedia right.

Now it's time for SNL, WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, Vaughn is hosting... might not be too bad.

Holy shit, who's this hot piece of ass doing Channel 4 now?

"5-month-old baby in critical condition"

and this is why I don't watch the news. FUCK THIS.

Who's this Mark Jackson looking motherfucker doing the weather? The fuck outta here with your 4th tier ass, Mark.

Sandra Ali.

Should be a great game/series, you guys.

Times like these make me wish the Sportsbook was still around. RIP.

Should be a great game/series, you guys.

Times like these make me wish the Sportsbook was still around. RIP.


Add it to Vinny's list if things to fix