I'm going OVER THE CLIFF!!

But my wife is making chicken parm, so all is good.

Not looking forward to this party tonight, you guys. Might have to smoke a little somethin' somethin' before going.

Crack, of course.

Smokin weed is illegal, bro. Just sayin...

I HAVE PANIC ATTACKS I NEED TO DO SOMETHING :emo kid:

gonna go get fucked up somewhere

Watched ball, got stoned, went bowling, ate some blueberry muffins.

Avoid working, drink coffee, lift, cardio, get my drank on.

Working, lifting, eating, going to the store, sleeping.

Ate some Checkers, got stoned, went to the casino, got a 'pee from 711.

ALL AFTER A HARD DAY'S WORK OF COURSE!!

Didn't go to the store. Oh well.

weeping

Avoiding work, drinking coffee, lifting, cardio, lookin for some hoes to bring back and gettin my drank on.

work, cardio, eating, sleeping

doctors visits

weeping

This is concerning.

weeping

Yea, I blew right by this post.

Whats up, Mxy?

couple cancer diagnoses with relatives -- not a happy time

Sorry, Mxy, sounds horrible.

Good luck, Mxy.

Working, cardio, eating, sleeping.

Sucks, Mx. All 5 of us are here for you, fella.

Going to Meijer in a few. Does anyone need anything?

G, you good on milk?

Wearing my new 'vens lid, too. So cool.

had a 'rita at 'bees, you guys. NH.

Didn't see Shoelace anywhere.

Going to Meijer in a few. Does anyone need anything?

G, you good on milk?

We're down to one gallon, every two weeks.

But thanks.

Going to the flea market!!!!!!1

Like Gibraltar trade center??

Got up early, laundry'd, showered, made potatoes and eggs, ate 'em, Haircut, now midnight run. Really need to finish cleaning but kind of want to go to the bar....we shall see....

^ I'd roll with the bar option there, bro.

Was sleeping good and then this fuckin dog was barking. fuckin piece of shit. Got up and had some eggs. Back to sleep, so up now, coffee, couple norcos, gym, home to get my drank awn and then ???

Like Gibraltar trade center??

Yep.

Good luck, Mxy.
Thanks.

For the past few days, I've been going to two different hospitals every day.
I'm fried.

^ Not sure if this would work for you, but maybe grab a good movie that takes your mind off things and some rum n cokes or something. ???

I am way ahead of you. A couple friends of mine is coming over. One is bringing booze, the other movies.
I've been run ragged trying to be at two places at once.

^ No, I'm way ahead of you. I read you had a friend coming over and had movies coming and I said "disregard my earlier thread" :)

Seriously, you are on the right track, imo, with a movie...and a friend.

j/k on the first sentence.

^ I'd roll with the bar option there, bro.
Thought long and hard about it.

ended up doing about half the cleaning and then just ran and got a 6 pack and a 22 of Dragon's Milk. Sloppy drunk posting potential is coming...can't drink like I used to.

We should have a beer recommendations thread.

Oh, also did my taxes. Getting $29 back! Thought I was going to owe like 3 hundo because of the unemployment (Eat shit Tahoe!) so this is actually pretty good news!

If I was Prez, NO ONE at WTFDETROIT would pay taxes but ALL would get 1000 dollar refunds. I'd one-up that piece of shit Odumba. I mean...thats how he gets votes.

YES! just got a text and think I got sumpin on the hook.

If I was Prez, NO ONE at WTFDETROIT would pay taxes but ALL would get 1000 dollar refunds. I'd one-up that piece of shit Odumba. I mean...thats how he gets votes.

DOOD! Read the rulebook! NO POLITICS IN OFF TOPIC!

YOU need to BACK THE FUCK UP!

Nothing. I feel great to be a govt employee today.

Not a gov't employee, but still have a day off. That being said I'm taking care of a bunch of g'damn chores I've been putting off.

Currently eating a bowl of vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup and some fudge of some sort on there too. fuckin orgazmik.

drug running

"Date night" tonight at home with the wife. She's all like, "And I have the PERFECT movie" and I'm all like, "Aw, shit".

Then she says, "Pee Wee's Big Adventure", and I'm all like, "Hellz yeah!"

Love that woman.

I love her too.

the 'ckbuster nearby is selling everything, so I went and bought about 4 'vies. So pumped.

Also picked up Bullitt from the dollar store. ha!

dropping someone off to the airport

Drinking...and hangin low,..,.not my junk, but mywholegoddamnself.

Rejecting everyone else's concept of reality. It's fun, try it.

Drinking...and hangin low,..,.not my junk, but mywholegoddamnself.

So you're writing country music lyrics?

Kinda tired, gonna get my bed on.

After a few Killians, that is. Don't hate, it was on sale!

I will always appreciate the Sam Adams Boston Lagers, Newcastles, and Killianses of the world. Introduced me to further deliciousness down the road.

Someone bump the beer thread. I'm looking to get into "the game."

setting the stage for calling in sick manana

Eating too many triscuits, are ya?

No, just need a break

Also, yes

Went in an old video store that I hadn't been in in about 17 years. Shocked that it was still there. Brought back memories.

Used to rent my old wrasslin' tapes from there. Ha!

Mods, please change thread title to "Things you did today." Sounds better. Thanks!

Visiting my great great grandparents at the 'tery. So sad. Great great gramps would be 134 this year.

Putting rear brakes on the Glanmobile.

But first, BK for brekky!

random acts of cleaning

recovery and that ^

I was getting rained on at DEMF yesterday.
Tried to post from there but the cell coverage sucked.

Still hating GLAN.

#LivingTheDream

Rocking an avatar of the team that beat his supposed team in the Finals. Smh.

WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY?

Bet he's lying about liking Grand Rapids, too.

Rocking an avatar of the team that beat his supposed team in the Finals. Smh.

WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY?


Obviously some real issues with trolling.

#smh at this guy.

#smh

Haven't slept in a day, been on the road helping someone move since like 9 AM. Now I can sit back... and relax.

What I'm doing right now: CHILLAXIN', watching the 'key, drinking the iced tea.

Oberon time. Cleaned the gutters out today and sawed some tree limbs that were tangled up with power lines connected to the house.

Just watched Megamind with the kids for about the tenth time.

Might hit Bed, Bath & Beyond tomorrow, NOT SURE I'LL HAVE TIME, THOUGH.

Being sick!

Grandma Flavors had a hysterectomy and is in recovery at the moment, so I'll be going up to see her later.

So much fun, you guys.

I got conned into babysitting a bratty kid for a friend in need.

Pool, you guys.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdB6e91stm0

No/no.

grilling steaks and having sex, not necessarily in that order

Pool, you guys.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdB6e91stm0

Plan fell through, will go tomorrow. Sick of this.

Still not an effigy.

Visiting fam in The Nasty.

(Real fam, not twitfam)

Also, still not an effigy.

tonight I sit inside, watch the hockey and drink the tea.

buying the wife an ipad mini for her b-day so I can get mine back

Sorry Vinny.

I'm workin' for the weekend, you guys.

Might drink a fuckin' beer while I watch the fuckin' 'gers tonight, you guys. People like me shouldn't drink, but...


http://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2013/01/yolo-final.jpg

- Being sick of this.

- Volunteering at a local rib fest. Free beer from 11:30 am onward, youguys

Fixing hole in the roof. Again. Gottdamn tree limb poked a hole in it during storms last night.

doggin it -- my sleep is fucked

hating myself

Wanna talk about it?

I hate myself.

Blowing my fuckin' head off.

Blowing my fuckin' head off.

Please do not.

No need to worry bro, I'm just venting. WTFDetroit has always been a great release for me.

Long story short: I had a nervous breakdown around this time last year and really haven't been the same since. Just been having a rough time.

Besides, I'm a lib. We hate guns. LOL!!

I've got several friends and family with mental health issues, it sucks.

Glad the site has helped.

I went to Rudy's Hideaway for Lobster. It was pretty good. Not big enuf, imo.

Wanna talk about it?

Meh. Just got blackout drunk Saturday. I hate not knowing what I did or said

Drinking some coffee and getting groceries. not much else on the agenda!

Mowing grass, cleaning the pool, you know, #dadguy stuff.

Of course, I shall also watch the 'gers destroy the 'kees.

Mowing grass, cleaning the pool, you know, #dadguy stuff.

not taking the boat out.

Ha just read that. Kinda funny with pic I just posted in "boats".

Havin sooooo much fun on the message boards over the last week. There was this mod that never liked me (can you blame him?), but he finally overstepped his shit and now he's fuckin gettin his wings clipped...lol...cuz of me. fuckin funny.

^ Steelers board?

WTFSacramento?

Havin sooooo much fun on the message boards over the last week. There was this mod that never liked me (can you blame him?), but he finally overstepped his shit and now he's fuckin gettin his wings clipped...lol...cuz of me. fuckin funny.
Is it me?

BION...its a Construction message board. LOL@ ME! I'm actually a member on a construction site.

What makes my night is that he is turned inside out like a pretzel right now. He can't post on anything but ME. So fuckin funny.

So I'm playing the 'bought some really good 2x4s today, you guys' posts and he can't see straight.

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, but I'm liking it that way, you guy.

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, but I'm liking it that way, you guy.

My bad. Someone will ask him a question and his reply is "Unlike some people (that will not be mentioned, 'myname') I think...blah blah blah"

So funny. He can't make a post for the last few days without trying to dis me in it somehow. But he was told to knock it off and that I'm(me) a good poster and this and that. I saw the PM.

Not sure why I think that is funny other than I'm prolly a troll.

Sounds like a job for Knockout.

Goin' to a wake.

:(

Runnin' an ethernet cable to my desktop. Hard part's over, now I just have to nail the fasteners to the baseboard. Then, cleanin' the place, shittin', showerin', shavin', gettin' groceries, buyin' some booze, and hittin' the town, you guys.

:(

Runnin' an ethernet cable to my desktop. Hard part's over, now I just have to nail the fasteners to the baseboard. Then, cleanin' the place, shittin', showerin', shavin', gettin' groceries, buyin' some booze, and hittin' the town, you guys.
Why you no like wifi?

Why you no like wifi?

I bought a Medialink Wireless adapter but it kept having security recognition issues. Figured I'd just nip it in the bud and go with something that won't fail and is faster. An hour later and a little sweat and I'm done.

Goin' to a wake.

So lame. I was there to pay respects to a family friend and have a good time, not hear some dude rant for 20 minutes about how we're all going to die and Jebus. smh

Gots some extra time this weekend if you guys want to post some.

Too bad Vinny hasn't fixed the chat function

Real chill Saturday evening planned. Listening to the tunes, enjoying the NBA All Star festivities, probably going to go to Walmart. Just keeping it chill.

probably going to go to Walmart

over/under on teeth in store is 53

Take the under if you run into Tahoe

Can't believe dude tried pulling what he did a couple weeks ago.

Talk about TARNISHING HIS LEGACY.

over/under on teeth in store is 53

Take the under if you run into Tahoe

Even if I run into him he'll just lie by saying he's someone else.

Frying up a greasy burger. Clear liquids only 'morrow on account of getting my first-ever scope up the ol poopshoot on Monday.

I vote we rename the NBA forum The Ol' Poopshoot.

In a four hour window, would you guys rather drink 64 oz of lemon/lime gatorade or a 2 liter of Vernor's?

Asking for a friend.

You can't get both? That is tough. Gatorade i guess.

I have both, need to choose which one to put poop meds in.

Still on Gatorade.

Pretend it's gatorpagne.

Leaning towards the gatorade, too. I don't drink but maybe 1 pop a month or so, and that's a lot of carbonation in a hurry.

good luck Glan. I can't take that much sugar but go for it

Are you going to put this on Youtube??

Is there a pooptube?

(I'm not going to look because there prob is)

I'm starting laxatives now, hardcore stuff at 5 pm. Will post updates.

Nothing yet.

Still nothing.

You might need to take more. My uncle had to triple his recommended doasage before it worked. Don't be afraid to pop a few more. What's the worst that can happen?

Went to the mall, came away with a few shirts. Including a Danzig. So cool.

Went to the mall, came away with a few shirts. Including a Danzig. So cool.
Spencer's??

Got a Joy Division Unknown Pleasures shirt, and actually listen to them. /bukdow

Still haven't gone. Kinda concerning.

Also haven't eaten in about 22 hours. Gettin cranky.

AND SO IT BEGINS

Plunging.

Cough. (http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?16531-Poop-Stories/page3)

It's what I'm doing today.

ON TOPIC.

Man.

Won't be enjoying Gatorade for a loooooong time

You went with gatorade. Woof

Who are you doing today?

Walking through the park while listening to the tunez, eating the BBQ and watching After Hours (which I bought from the Trade Center yesterday) later tonight.

God is good, you guys.

Walking through the park while listening to the tunez, eating the BBQ and watching After Hours (which I bought from the Trade Center yesterday) later tonight.

God is good, you guys.
Gibraltar Trade Center North?

Gibraltar Trade Center North?

No, I'm Downriver trash. Taylor Trade Center. Ha!

Drinking an iced tea and watching the Blazers game.

They don't have those filthy trade centers in Bloomfield

Dreading going back to work

mowing the lawn, with a side dish of crap edging

Nothing. Enjoying the rain.

Thinking about going out and getting MLB the show. Hmmm

Amazon 1 click, it will be here on Tuesday.

- everything

Amazon 1 click, it will be here on Tuesday.

Have Gamespot gift card doe.

I think I'm just going to finish the latest season of Justified anyway

Saw the nurse practitioner today. We talked. I made eye contact a few times.

Might be in love, you guys.

I mean no one has ever asked me "Do you want Xanax?" before...

This is sorta reminding me of that one episode of Saved by the Bell with the school nurse.

cleaning up barf

Saw the therapist today. She's not hot, but she's nice enough.

Nice enough for what?

Just want to say that Mon-Fri until I'm dead I will be at work.

seeing the 'pist at noon

Nice enough for what?

To talk to, I guess.

She's black though, Tahoe.

Working.

The weekend drinking was the big boot and the fall is me at about 2:30 today

http://i.imgur.com/fpfENuJ.gif

trying to figure out why my car died -- suspect transmission-related fuckage

trying to figure out why my car died -- suspect transmission-related fuckage

Didn't even know it was sick. T&P, man.

up late working and playing on twitter again tonight

trying to find music to motivate me to mow the lawn and failing

watching the world cup and doing absolutely nothing today.

Hit up a couple yard sales (stopped at one in particular and chatted it up with some trashy red haired babe named Jessica - will be returning tomorrow). Also went to the trade center.

Bought Edgar Allan Poe: The Complete Tales and Poems. Kinda concerning?

What's the Trade Center?

Watching LPGA golf. Gonna watch Price v King later.

Went to the Dream Cruise.

Reloaded OS on my laptop so tieing up some loose ends.

Lost my automatic spell checker. I needz that.

saw flood disaster porn in Royal Joke

Royal Joke.

Ha!

have to put some curtains up at one of the rentals.

#hatethisshit

I may or may not be going to a block party

Get Goodwill's autograph.

(Weak, best I could do....)

Pretty hot out, but I'm thinking about throwing on the ol' trenchcoat and going for a walk with a baby in a coffin chained to my back.

Just an idea.

Ran the CRIM

I may or may not be going to a block party

Did not go

Finding my luggage, so I can pack for a mini vacay.

That was my first time riding in a cab in years

Did not go

This is a good thing.

My cousins' shitty band was playing.

Was the trashy red-haired chick going to be there?

Was the trashy red-haired chick going to be there?

Haven't seen her in about a week. She lives over on Champaign and ... Clippert? Or something.

To answer your question, I'm not sure. I'm going to say no.

I have recovered. Going to go to the bar tonight.

Might shove someone. Not sure. We'll see.

Hopefully it won't be a woman. Ha!

meeting up with a relative's bride #4

'pist at 5:30

My bad, I meant the 'trist.

I have sworn off fighting at bars. No mas; no mas. Its fun. Its lotsa fun. It's exciting. Its all that. But then the trouble hits.


I will NOT fight ever again. I'm done. No mas. No mas. Seriously. You win and bam, here comes blue. Its just not worth it. It ends up costing. Just don't do it.

I've never personally been in a fight at a proper bar.
Haven't found much that's worth fighting about, I s'pose.

Clubs... that's another story.

^ Good man. I am not.

Going to the dentist to replace a missing filling

off to a friend's birthday party in the evening after doing a charity event during the day

busybusybusy

therapist

therapist

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6f/Celebrity_Jeopardy_-_Jap_Anus_Relations.png/220px-Celebrity_Jeopardy_-_Jap_Anus_Relations.png

I'm going to celebrate Columbus Day.. For the last time. Fuckin libs want to change it to Indigenous Peoples day

I'm going to celebrate Columbus Day.. For the last time. Fuckin libs want to change it to Indigenous Peoples day

Why?

Fuck ohio.

Are there people who actually celebrate Columbus Day? Like, do they call up their family and friends and wish them a happy Columbus Day?

"Happy Columbus Day, Chad! Whaddya say we honor Chris's legacy by grabbing a few drinks?"

Then they go find and murder some Native Americans.

And you gotta love the white people who are like 1% Cherokee and take offense to the whole Redskins thing.

Are there people who actually celebrate Columbus Day? Like, do they call up their family and friends and wish them a happy Columbus Day?

"Happy Columbus Day, Chad! Whaddya say we honor Chris's legacy by grabbing a few drinks?"

Then they go find and murder some Native Americans.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSlX36QP_po

Italians are weird.

They make good spicy Subway subs, though!

Only libs can come up with shit like that.

I'm dogging it at the gym... just no energy today.

My wife has backstage passes for Pearl Jam tonight, which is a huge deal for her.

Hell yeah that sounds awesome

Wouldn't be surprised if Ed spent more time talking politics than doing what people paid to see him do

3 hour show, no opening act, lot of covers. My wife said it was epic.

I'm a huge Eddie Vedder fan. I know a lot of people don't like him but he is what he is.

Yeah not saying I don't agree with most of his views or that he doesn't have a right to express them, I can just see why someone at the show would be irritated. But Glan's wife said it was epic, so sounds like fun was had.

WIDT...working on a hangover for tomorrow.

I was going to go to the library today and check out some books, but I keep reading about all these Liberians having ebola, so I didn't go.

I was going to go to the library today and check out some books, but I keep reading about all these Liberians having ebola, so I didn't go.

You ought to check out the sexy librarians instead.

I seriously thought I'd get a 'ha' from Vinny on that post. But since its his sandbox now, I think the sandbox ownership is going to his head a lil bit.

FUCK YOU VINNY!


Maybe we should wrap some green border around that? Completely original.

Got the day off since its election day and I'm a lazy govt worker so my goal is to watch espn all day and do nothing.

having everything cancelled on me -- my day started out as booked and now I can breathe

Trying out Mallies.

Trying out Mallies.

Mike tells me they make shitty oversized burgers. Can't wait!

I got a gift certificate thingy though, so might as well use it.

There is NOTHING special about Mallies.

Also, I don't know what that is.

Ha!

Also, I don't know what that is.

Some (probably) white trash B&G downriver.

I'd lol if their Twitter account blocked Mike and me.

Apparently they were on MAN VS. FOOD and Modern Marvel.

That dude from Man vs. Food looks so weird after the weight loss.

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/GTY_adam_richman_jef_140701_16x9_992.jpg

Wasn't terrible, but I also wasn't BLOWN AWAY either.

I ate. I drank. I watched football. I twittered.

Cropdusting the entire office.

Feeling kind of burned out, you guy.

Think I'll go grab some mulch for the yard from Lowes.

I don't know, I don't know if I'll have time.

Went down to Motor City Brewing, got some 'za.