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Timone
10-06-2015, 05:30 PM
lol @ CRUZ

Timone
10-09-2015, 12:38 PM
Just caught a Chip Kelly to USC rumor on Twitter, lolz

Tahoe
10-18-2015, 11:28 PM
Seems to me like some of these coaches get hired behind really good coaches and peeps eat that shit up like the new coach is all that. Gruden is overrated. Tomlin is overrated. Pagano is overrated.

Timone
10-18-2015, 11:32 PM
Gruden's a douche, but he did what Dungy couldn't in TB.

Tahoe
10-18-2015, 11:33 PM
True, but just left 1 year too soon.


If Gruden was so great he'd be coaching.

Tahoe
10-18-2015, 11:33 PM
And Tomlin hired after Cowher.

Glenn
10-19-2015, 06:35 AM
Tomlin is great with the players, but game management sucks.

Tahoe
10-19-2015, 07:52 AM
They're doing alright this year without Ben.

Glenn
10-30-2015, 05:55 PM
Warning: Gross

http://deadspin.com/take-your-first-good-look-at-jason-pierre-pauls-mangled-1739685680

Glenn
11-02-2015, 08:57 PM
We got Vernon Davis!

Tahoe
11-02-2015, 09:09 PM
We got Vernon Davis!


Fool has asked for links from me.

Glenn
11-29-2015, 09:03 PM
Jimmy Graham is broken for season

Glenn
12-07-2015, 08:29 AM
NFL NEWZ

http://deadspin.com/bills-fans-hump-between-cars-1746556990

Timone
12-13-2015, 10:42 AM
There a more overblown "feud" in sports right now than Lesean McCoy and Chip??

Timone
12-13-2015, 10:42 AM
There a more overblown "feud" in sports right now than Lesean McCoy and Chip??

check's in the mail, Vin

Glenn
12-13-2015, 07:34 PM
Dalton done

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14356358/andy-dalton-cincinnati-bengals-likely-miss-rest-season-fractured-right-thumb

Timone
12-13-2015, 07:59 PM
Imagine how good the Bills might be if Rex wasn't coach

Timone
12-13-2015, 07:59 PM
I think Dantonio would be a great fit!

Vinny
12-14-2015, 10:39 PM
Gruden's just tearing into Suh.

Timone
12-14-2015, 11:01 PM
Gruden's just tearing into Suh.

Guess he won't be one of GRUDEN'S GRINDERS tonight.

Timone
12-29-2015, 07:38 PM
Chip Kelly,

http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/imported_assets/2253203/tumblr_mfyhb3BryB1rxlf3go1_400_medium.gif

Vinny
12-29-2015, 08:29 PM
Might see both Dantonio brothers in Philly soon fam.

Not sure if that's how to word it but there's a "Mike Dantonio" to Philly double burn in there somewhere....

(Also Izzo of course)

MikeMyers
12-30-2015, 10:57 AM
There are actually Lions fans that want him as the next coach. You can't be serious. He should go back to college.

Timone
12-30-2015, 05:52 PM
Can see him going to Tennessee, with Mariota there.

MikeMyers
12-31-2015, 12:03 AM
You can't run have an offense that has 5 minutes of possession time and expect the defense to play for 55 minutes. This isn't college.

MikeMyers
12-31-2015, 04:24 PM
Looks like Chuck Pagano will be fired. Do we take him over Caldwell

Timone
01-04-2016, 11:25 PM
Looks like Chuck Pagano will be fired. Do we take him over Caldwell

Just got a text from one of my sources. Just signed an extension.

Fool
01-05-2016, 09:41 PM
It happened.

Glenn
01-05-2016, 09:56 PM
It happened.


Yeah, I saw Urlacher's hair, too.

Timone
01-12-2016, 08:33 PM
Rams going back to LA

Timone
01-12-2016, 08:41 PM
Chargers going too.

Fool
01-12-2016, 09:10 PM
Haven't seen anything confirming Chargers. They have the option to go but apparently their owner hates the Ram's plan.

Timone
01-12-2016, 09:19 PM
Yeah, somebody hacked my account and posted that. Sorry.

Glenn
01-12-2016, 09:23 PM
Yeah, somebody hacked my account and posted that. Sorry.

That sucks, man.

Glenn
01-12-2016, 09:23 PM
^ Vinny's fault, obvs.

Fool
01-13-2016, 06:41 PM
Never doubt TBCoots.

@ProFootballTalk
Report: Chargers plan to accept L.A. deal, share stadium with Rams wp.me/p14QSB-9XOb

Timone
01-14-2016, 04:31 PM
Chip - Farty Niners

Timone
02-07-2016, 04:51 PM
Lynch is retiring.

Tahoe
02-19-2016, 07:39 PM
Anyone up on the Cousins Redskins negotiations? Other than they've broke off? Skins have no choice but to sign him, right?

Timone
03-07-2016, 11:56 PM
Murray traded to Titans.

Also, some quarterback retired.

Tahoe
03-08-2016, 07:40 AM
Ppl make way too much about these fuckin retirements from sports. Its gotten ridiculous.

Timone
04-25-2016, 11:43 AM
Brady suspended, probably because he's a Trump supporter. Fucking political correctness!

Glenn
04-25-2016, 11:45 AM
Sad!

Timone
07-28-2016, 02:10 AM
The Ryan Fitzpatrick saga is over!!! We can all finally move on with our lives

Timone
08-11-2016, 11:41 PM
Preseason is ass, man

Timone
08-27-2016, 02:56 PM
Romo's done for a while again.

MikeMyers
08-27-2016, 04:38 PM
Romo needs to retire

Timone
08-29-2016, 11:42 PM
This Kaepernick thing is even more annoying than Deflategate.

Timone
09-27-2016, 10:48 PM
Oh noes, NOT J.J. WATT!!

MikeMyers
10-03-2016, 10:05 AM
Used to a big proponent of the NFL but I'm liking college more and more. Starting to lose interest you guys.

Timone
10-03-2016, 10:12 AM
But Tom Terrific's back this week!!!!!

Glenn
11-22-2016, 01:17 PM
Buzz: Cutler Likely Done for Season, May Be Done in Chicago" via @BleacherReport http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2677658-insider-buzz-cutler-likely-done-for-season-may-have-played-last-snap-with-chi

Timone
11-22-2016, 05:29 PM
What are ya hearing, Vincenzo?

Vinny
11-22-2016, 07:31 PM
What are ya hearing, Vincenzo?
Cutler Likely Done for Season, May Be Done in Chicago.

Timone
11-22-2016, 07:51 PM
Thanks!

Timone
11-23-2016, 05:43 PM
Cutler Likely Done for Season, May Be Done in Chicago.

Not season ending!

Timone
12-01-2016, 02:00 PM
Gronk out 2 months.

Best believe he's going to have the most fun back surgery ever.

Timone
03-03-2017, 02:33 PM
Brandon Marshall being released, can't wait to see who he misses the playoffs with next season.

Glenn
03-03-2017, 03:02 PM
There are too many Brandon Marshalls.

Also your post was funny.

Timone
03-09-2017, 02:28 PM
Cutler released. Retiring?

Glenn
03-09-2017, 07:20 PM
It's nice that the Cowboys allowed Romo to keep all the losing of big games in the state of Texas.

Timone
03-11-2017, 12:41 AM
Can we just skip the 2017 season and give the SB trophy to the Pats?

Timone
04-04-2017, 04:20 PM
Romo is DONE... for now.

Glenn
04-04-2017, 05:35 PM
PHIL SIMMS NOT PLEASED

Timone
04-14-2017, 08:52 PM
#CrookedEli

Timone
04-15-2017, 01:12 AM
Todd Heap

Damn, man...

Timone
05-04-2017, 02:40 PM
Another reason to hate Bob Kraft
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/19304163/patriots-file-trademark-unequivocally-sweetest

Glenn
05-04-2017, 03:16 PM
That pretty much ruins my day, thanks!

Timone
05-06-2017, 05:42 PM
Cutler in the broadcast booth sounds like an awful idea. Can't wait!

Glenn
08-04-2017, 10:23 AM
Poor Ryan Glannehill. Sad!

Timone
08-04-2017, 04:08 PM
Fidel Kaepernick is on his way!

Timone
08-06-2017, 05:37 PM
CUNTLER TO DOLPHINS

Timone
08-20-2017, 10:00 PM
BolDONE

Glenn
08-20-2017, 10:34 PM
HUMANITARIAN WORK

Glenn
08-20-2017, 10:34 PM
HUMANITARIAN WORK

It's the new "to spend time with my family"

Timone
08-26-2017, 04:08 PM
Edelman out for the season. We'll do fine without him, it's THE PATRIOT WAY.

Glenn
08-26-2017, 09:55 PM
Unequivocally the sweetest.

Timone
09-01-2017, 05:09 PM
Brock "Booty Juice" Osweiler cut

Glenn
10-08-2017, 04:23 PM
FUCK YOU, PENCE

Timone
10-09-2017, 12:08 AM
Watt and OBJ (probably) both DONE.

Glenn
10-09-2017, 06:06 AM
Whoops Dolphins guy

Glenn
10-09-2017, 10:45 AM
Whoops Dolphins guy

She just took the whole game up a notch

Timone
10-09-2017, 07:07 PM
Watt and OBJ (probably) both DONE.

Texans lost Mercilus too? Damn, dude.

Timone
10-15-2017, 03:38 PM
Rodgers broke his collarbone.

So Lions kinda lose AND win today?

Timone
10-30-2017, 06:51 PM
Poor Zach Miller. Jesus

Timone
10-30-2017, 08:37 PM
TRADE: Garoppolo to 49ers for 2nd round pick

Timone
10-31-2017, 06:16 PM
Why the hell did the Panthers trade Benjamin?

Vinny
10-31-2017, 08:33 PM
Why the hell did the Panthers trade Benjamin?
He was like 50 pounds overweight for training camp. Think they figured to get something before he self destructed.

Timone
12-08-2017, 06:39 PM
Old-ish (1 month ago) Deadspin article, but amazing headline


We'll Never Know The Full Extent Of Jeff Fisher's Crimes Against Football

Vinny
12-08-2017, 06:40 PM
Old-ish (1 month ago) Deadspin article, but amazing headline
So hoping for the Bears to hire him.

Timone
12-08-2017, 07:01 PM
I'd love that, fam.

Timone
12-31-2017, 12:44 AM
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/21921030/oakland-raiders-preparing-pursue-jon-gruden-possibly-offer-ownership-stake

For the life of me, I can't figure out why so many teams are always so desperate to get Jon Gruden every year.

Glenn
01-15-2018, 04:05 PM
Sad, failing Giants couldn't do better than Pat Shurmur.

HEY, YOU WATCH IT THAT'S DEARBORN AND MICHIGAN STATE'S OWN PAT SHURRRMURRR

Timone
01-15-2018, 04:06 PM
Schurmur

Timone
01-15-2018, 04:06 PM
Would've loved to see Jim Harbaugh with the Giants.

Tahoe
01-16-2018, 06:30 PM
hoping someone hires Schurmur from Vikes. Matt will need an OC.

Timone
01-17-2018, 12:34 PM
A local bakery in Jacksonville has sent 7 turnovers to Ben Roethlisberger as thanks for the 7 turnovers to the Jaguars this season

Glenn
01-17-2018, 01:00 PM
Fair.

Timone
01-17-2018, 02:01 PM
But is it also balanced?

Timone
01-19-2018, 02:19 PM
Forget Russia, there needs to be an investigation as to why the Falcons are keeping Sarkisian.

Timone
01-30-2018, 11:31 PM
Alex Smith being traded to the Redskins

Glenn
01-30-2018, 11:47 PM
Alex Smith being traded to the Redskins

WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM

Timone
01-30-2018, 11:48 PM
SORRY

I'M JUST NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT

Glenn
01-30-2018, 11:49 PM
^ STRAIGHT TALKER

Glenn
01-30-2018, 11:50 PM
^ ^ SAYS 'WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE THINKING'

Glenn
02-06-2018, 04:58 PM
@WBUR

�� "This is Rob Gronkowski calling and while I was gone my whole house got robbed."

Listen to Gronk's 911 call: http://wbur.fm/2GROmSm #Patriots

lolz

Timone
02-06-2018, 07:43 PM
Colts BURNED by Josh McDaniels!

Timone
02-06-2018, 07:43 PM
Jim Harbaugh still in play!

Timone
02-09-2018, 09:11 PM
https://i.redd.it/lhgpv66jk7f01.jpg

Timone
03-17-2018, 09:43 AM
Texans are going to be scary if Watson and Watt stay healthy this season

Timone
09-01-2018, 10:04 AM
Khalil Mack traded to the Bears.

wut

Timone
02-22-2019, 04:25 PM
Unequivocally the perviest.

Glenn
02-22-2019, 06:50 PM
Unequivocally the perviest.

Was on my way here to post something similar

Glenn
03-12-2019, 08:18 PM
OBJ to Browns

Glenn
03-18-2019, 05:53 PM
Bengals cut Burfict

Timone
03-24-2019, 06:12 PM
Gronk retired. Watch WWE sign him.

Glenn
06-07-2019, 06:24 AM
Patriots receive Super Bowl rings, largest ever
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/26916281/patriots-receive-super-bowl-rings-largest-ever

Unequivocally.

Timone
08-24-2019, 09:31 PM
Andrew Luck retiring and I just drafted the dude today, lol. Late, but still.

Timone
08-24-2019, 09:41 PM
https://twitter.com/CPlugz_13/status/1165437576565665794

Timone
09-07-2019, 01:04 PM
Antonio Brown released.

Timone
09-07-2019, 05:23 PM
Antonio Brown released.

Pats.

Glenn
09-07-2019, 10:42 PM
Shocker.

Glenn
09-07-2019, 10:42 PM
Unequivocally.

Timone
09-18-2019, 02:34 PM
Owned.

https://deadspin.com/heartwarming-paul-finebaum-gets-his-ass-handed-to-him-1838216593?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitte r&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=deadspin_twitter

Glenn
09-20-2019, 05:24 PM
Cut-o-quivocally.

Timone
09-20-2019, 06:08 PM
DONE. What a shithead.

Vinny
09-20-2019, 10:46 PM
MY Patriots will recover.

Timone
10-16-2019, 05:54 PM
https://twitter.com/seanjwagner/status/1184572519690297345

Timone
01-04-2020, 03:57 PM
Love that the Cowgirls might replace Jason Garrett with Mike McCarthy.

Vinny
01-19-2020, 03:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J43shDi3XU&app=desktop

Timone
03-17-2020, 09:05 PM
My Bucs got the GOAT!!!

Vinny
02-13-2022, 09:58 PM
MY Rams.

DrRay11
02-14-2022, 10:54 AM
Tahoe ENRAGED Stafford got a ring

Glenn
02-14-2022, 12:59 PM
STATSFORD

Uncle Mxy
02-19-2022, 12:25 PM
Found out why Ditka had a heart attack in 1988:

https://1900hotdog.com/2022/02/upsetting-day-the-grabowski-shuffle-%F0%9F%8C%AD/

Uncle Mxy
09-09-2024, 08:43 AM
CLEVELAND?Covering the Browns vs. Cowboys game for his highly anticipated Fox Sports broadcasting debut, Tom Brady provided a detailed analysis Sunday of how easy it would be for him to take Dallas quarterback Dak Prescott?s job. ?As someone who competed in the NFL against Dak for seven seasons, I know his game very well, and let me just say, with one quick text to Jerry Jones, I could be on the field as the Cowboys starting quarterback next week,? said Brady, who, along with his broadcasting partner Kevin Burkhardt, then proceeded to pull up a screen and scrawl the words ?Tom Brady? and ?just show up? to diagram exactly how he would come out of retirement for a second time and immediately steal Prescott?s job, title, and four-year, $160 million contract. ?First, I?d exert pressure on the coaching staff by saying ?seven Super Bowl wins.? Then, I?d make a big fuss about how I?ve been having second thoughts about this whole sports broadcaster thing. Fast-forward a couple of days, and I?m in Dallas wearing a Cowboy?s jersey and the whole team is calling me ?Captain Tom Brady.? Watch. I could do it right now.? At press time, Brady also provided a detailed analysis of how easy it would be for him to take Prescott?s girlfriend and get the quarterback?s daughter to call him ?Dad.?
https://t.ly/KCOi6

Vinny
09-09-2024, 07:58 PM
https://x.com/DavidFurones_/status/1833274657346126210

Fucking horseshit.