#rip and #smh

NFL News:

Lions up 23-14 at the half on the Dolts.

^ Thats news.

23-21 now. Indi closing fast.

^ That isn't.

CANned Cameron, LOL!!

This is like :our: Superbowl.

Cruz reached out to the parents of one of the victims, Jack Pinto, a 6-year-old who was a fan of the Giants and Cruz. Cruz wrote Jack’s name and “My Hero” on his cleats (and put a similar message on his gloves), and said that he was told by Jack’s parents that they were considering burying Jack in a No. 80 Giants jersey.

He said after the game that he hoped to visit Jack’s family this week, “even if it’s just for an hour.” He added that he planned to bring the shoes and gloves with him as gifts.

Knew I liked that guy for a reason, but man, just so depressing.

Someone said that there is going to be one less murderer in the league next year.

Wouldn't surprise me if Reed retired, too. He probably should.

Speshally if the dumb ass league keeps fining him. I'd say fuck you, fuck it and fuck you again to the league.

There will be truly no reason for Jets fans to give a shit once Revis is traded.

Who trades for him though?

Beauldin traded to the 'ners for a 6th. :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5A3Blt1Ipw

Is this the first time SB opponents have made a deal with each other in the offseason?

Percy Harvin traded to the Seahawks for multiple picks, including SEA's 1st rounder. MoTown weeps.

Hernandez kill somebody or what??

Hernandez kill somebody or what??

This guy's toast.

Former Lions great Eric Wright traded from TB to Sf.

Maclin's got a 'CL.

Pitta's out for the season too. Sick of this.

Madden-players who are also interested in Sunday Ticket, check this:
http://www.amazon.com/Madden-NFL-Anniversary-Edition-Playstation-3/dp/B00CF7KVGE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1375031197&sr=8-1&keywords=madden+25+anniversary+ps3

Apparently, there is a way you can say you don't have access to DirecTV (eg my landlord won't let me install) and you can still get access to the regular season games. Not bad for a $40 if you were buying Madden anyways. I bought it.
http://kotaku.com/madden-special-edition-includes-sunday-ticket-even-wi-508524868

If that's streaming via Roku, I'm in, no-brainer. Have my doubts though....I wonder what their 'rules' are going to be about how they determine if you are'unable to receive directv service'. In the past theyw ere very strict about this for other stuff and wouldn't accept excuses such as landlord, etc.

Kotaku article seemed pretty straightforward, with a tweet stating directly that you don't need to be a DirecTV subscriber. https://twitter.com/EAnthonyS/status/335730102715420672

That being said, it won't be available via Roku - only PC, tablet, and phone.Does the new chromecast dongle work for that type of thing? I've got a media PC set up in my living room, which I will be using.

He said dongle

MoTown laughs at those of you who play virtual football.

I actually wouldn't even use the game, would sell it on ebay probably.

I actually wouldn't even use the game, would sell it on ebay probably.

SELL IT TO ME!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQXgp2DCMAAUMOE.jpg

MY GAWD KING! THE NFL SEASON IS ON OUR DOORSTEP! SOMEBODY (DON'T) STOP THIS!

I install DirectTV on every house I buy. I rent the houses out. I can NOT stop any tenant from installing any TV provider. The tenants can put in cable, dish, etc. They usually do a shitty job and fuck something up on my house too. Long story short. Tenancy is a form of ownership and whether I like it or not, the tenant can install any TV, phone or internet provider that they choose. I can't say shit about it.

I install DirectTV on every house I buy. I rent the houses out. I can NOT stop any tenant from installing any TV provider. The tenants can put in cable, dish, etc. They usually do a shitty job and fuck something up on my house too. Long story short. Tenancy is a form of ownership and whether I like it or not, the tenant can install any TV, phone or internet provider that they choose. I can't say shit about it.

You sound like a fair and balanced owner, bro.

I would be honored to be your tenant.

Its the law out here not me. I think u were just funnin. Cuz I would let peeps sign up for cable if it was my choice. Ok, back to NFL News Yo.

SELL IT TO ME!
Xbox or playstation?

PS3

Miller suspended 6 games.

Zach Sudfeld apparently will be the Pats' go-to TE. Had him in my first mock this year, you guys.

Seriously, the Lions just need to give me the keys already.

^ Agree completely. Give D the keys!

Braylon released.

COME HOME, BRAYLON!

Lions will pick up a cut. That much is certain.

Lojack?

Lions don't need him at this point.

Priority? No. But you always need depth.

Priority? No. But you always need depth.

Oh shit, Vinny just called out the Lions Insider!

Oh shit, Vinny just called out the Lions Insider!
Please. My assistant knows his place.

Who loses a roster spot for LoJack at DE? No one. Idonije > LoJack. Not giving up on Taylor at this point, way too much potential.

Pryor starting for the 'ders.

lol @ Matt Flynn.

Ravens gave Harbaugh $7M/year, wow.

#FIREOZZIE

Hey, IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY.

What does Ozzie owe him Glan?

'coby out 4-6 weeks. smh

^ what a fucked up play that was.

Wait, so these Manning guys are related?

I think they're cousins or something like that.

I think they just knew each other. I don't think they're related or anything like that.

Why the fuck are the Titans getting 10pts on Sunday? SMH

I could almost put a parlay together this weekend. Steelers getting 7, iirc. I know this year isn't last year, cuz Beauld told me so, but some weird lines this weekend, imo.

Beauld said "This is no longer last year. This is this year." I believe him.

Also, 3 team parlay cuz UofM will cover. They will play the redshirt dude who played last week so isn't a red shirt anymore and they will have to let him score.

I'll prolly go 0n3 on these pics but thats where I'd go as of right now.

redshirt didn't play last week v nd, but 2 weeks ago.

Why the fuck are the Titans getting 10pts on Sunday? SMH

I could almost put a parlay together this weekend. Steelers getting 7, iirc. I know this year isn't last year, cuz Beauld told me so, but some weird lines this weekend, imo.

Beauld said "This is no longer last year. This is this year." I believe him.

Also, 3 team parlay cuz UofM will cover. They will play the redshirt dude who played last week so isn't a red shirt anymore and they will have to let him score.

I'll prolly go 0n3 on these pics but thats where I'd go as of right now.

Stock and load.

Ok, so there went that card.

Put some dough on Steelers and Titans.

Sounds like Schiano could be out of TB real soon.

How can this be? HE'S A BELICHICK GUY!!!

(Also, #churchy)

You say #churchy, I say #blessed.

@ESPNNFL
THIS JUST IN: Bengals CB Adam "Pacman" Jones was arrested & cited for disorderly conduct on Monday. It is at least his 8th arrest since 2005

SMH

Kenny Britt on the trade block. Go for it, 'vens.

Freeman cut by Buccs.

Not sure why but I do NOT like Schiano(sp?).

Could it be because he's a complete dick?

What has this jerkoff ever won?!?!?

HOYER's got an ACL.

DONE.

Freeman to the Vikings.

Normally I wouldn't want a QB to go to a team in our division, but with our Lions being the same old Lions, I couldn't care less.

I doubt Freeman will make a huge difference, but you never know. I always thought he was a big, tough QB. Not afraid to stand in there and take a hit.

@sportspickle
Josh Freeman, Christian Ponder, Matt Cassel. The Vikings have a solid quarterback rotation. Just need an ace.

Ha!

lol...Prolly pretty accurate.

Julio out for the season? Damn.

TSIB

Are the Fagcons done?

Is your real name John John?

Of course.

Got a bad feeling Aldon Smiff may not play another down of football in the NFL, you guys.

Ugh.

http://www.wzzm13.com/rss/article/270503/14/Vikings-RB-son-critically-injured

That sucks.

Go Vikings, you guys.

MJD on the trade block.

http://a.espncdn.com/i/espn/teamlogos/lrg/trans/insider_logo.gif

Don't know who that is. and not going to look it up.

Maurice Jones Jew

Giants working out Peyton Hillis. There's a joke to be made there, but I'm too tired to come up with it.

http://a.espncdn.com/i/espn/teamlogos/lrg/trans/insider_logo.gif

MY SOURCES ARE SAYING THAT SAM BRADFORD HAS AN ACL

Rams NOT considering Tebow.

Wonder if we could get them interested in Stats?

Reggie Wayne, probable torn ACL... my work league is fucked

Jermichael Finley is in the ICU. Word is he's going to be fine, but that's always scary.

[Bud Adams has died. RIP.]

Sounds like Cutler will be out vs. the Lions. Briggs too, probably.

After yesterdays game, I feel like the Lions need the top 3 players from every team we play to be out for us to win.

What are you hearing re: Jared Allen, Mo?

Peyton has TWO ankle sprains!

Peyton has TWO ankle sprains!
Over-achiever.

Geno Atkins out for the season.

Blackmon suspended for rest of season.

^ What?

^ What?

Justin Blackmon. He plays for the Jags.

Suspened for a the rest of the fuckin year? WTF did he do? Fuck Goodells wife or something?

Suspened for a the rest of the fuckin year? WTF did he do? Fuck Goodells wife or something?

Violated the substance abuse policy again.

Big fuckin deal. So fuckin what.

someone should piss test Goodell.

@AdamSchefter
Broncos HC John Fox taken to hospital with a suspected heart attack, via @mortreport and me.

Oh man.

I read taken to the hospital cuz he was light headed earlier. Fuck, if I went to the hospital everytime I was light headed lifting weights and or drinking or fucking, I'd be at the hospital every day.

Hope he's ok though.

After yesterdays game, I feel like the Lions need the top 3 players from every team we play to be out for us to win.

You have powers.

Ed Reed cut by Texans. #DONE

The slime is bubbling in Seattle.

Was there some sort of toxic spill?

The slime is bubbling in Seattle.

LOST TO THE CARDS AT HOME

Last game at Candledick tonight, you guys. So sad.

ROMO OUT FOR THE SEASON.

THE SEASON BEING ONE GAME, BECAUSE THEY'RE LOSING TO PHILLY, BUT STILL.

Asomugha's DONE.

Sounds like Bill O'Brien's on his way to Houston.

Vikes hire Zimmer.

I believe that.

Darren Sharper. #smh

Schwartz - Bills

Lions host the Bills next season.

He'll do fine.

Linehan might end up in Dallas.

I don't mind Gym and Linehan going, just wish the main problem, Maypew would have gone with them.

Smh @ Fining dudes for taunting.

I THINK it was the throat grab. Didn't Suh get jobbed for that?

Oh, well, in that case...


A fine is not enough. Need to hang the dude.

I know...terrible, isn't it?

There are just some things you don't do in this society.

Making a choking gesture is one of them.

Wouldn't expect anything less from a THUG, though.

You just don't do it.

Darren Sharper. #smh

Shaub to Raiders, Manziel prob going #1

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/texans-expected-to-trade-quarterback-matt-schaub-to-oakland-raiders-134424849.html

Manziel is such a shitty 3rd round prospect. I would lol.

Manziel is such a shitty 3rd round prospect. I would lol.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18dtw1ymbehimjpg/xlarge.jpg

Roddy White = Tool.

Sounds like Ray Rice is in deep shit.

Release the chump.

D-Jax released

D-Jax released

I've made some calls. Jets, Chiefs and Raiders all interested.

Josh Gordon, smh.

THE BROWNS ARE NOT RATTLED BY THIS

MIAMI – Miami Dolphins safety Don Jones was fined an undisclosed amount Sunday and will undergo educational training after sending a negative tweet about Michael Sam, the first openly gay player to be selected in the NFL draft.

Shortly after the St. Louis Rams took Sam in the seventh round Saturday, Jones tweeted "OMG" and "Horrible." The tweets were taken down a short time later.

He was talking about Michael Sam's performance in the weight room.

If only someone liked Michael Sam enough to draft him 69th overall. Ha!

If only someone liked Michael Sam enough to draft him 69th overall. Ha!

*Fined a bag of M&Ms and suspended for the rest of the day by Vinny.*

Jones needs TST...Twitter Sensitivity Training.

Are they going to take his property away?

Josh Freeman released by the Giants.

I told y'all that there was nothing special about this cat, but the INSIDER doesn't know the game, right?

Josh Freeman released by the Giants.

I told y'all that there was nothing special about this cat, but the INSIDER doesn't know the game, right?


By 'insider' you mean you've been inside other dudes.

Think Justin Blackmon would be in the situaish he's in if his name was Justin Whitemon? smh, fam.

Sam Bradfuck, out for season.

http://media.jrn.com/images/fork.jpg

Sam Bradfuck, out for season.

http://media.jrn.com/images/fork.jpg

Wait for it....

































































http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--X-HbawDG--/18j5nvpfldu4kjpg.jpg

Jimmy Harrison retired.

Jimmy Harrison retired.

fined all his moneyz

The Rams just said NO FAGS ALLOWED

The Rams just said NO FAGS ALLOWED

Thank God.

If only this applied to all of America!!!!

And don't forget the 'slims.

They said Sam had ball skills. Got cut anyway.

They said Sam had ball skills. Got cut anyway.

Ball skills. Ha!

Harbaugh says he's "opposed to domestic violence" Wow. What a guy. How do you feel about nuclear war, Jim?

Harbaugh says he's "opposed to domestic violence" Wow. What a guy. How do you feel about nuclear war, Jim?

Forget that. Not important.

Is Matt Stafford a good QB??

Is the Mayhew the Maypoo?

he is poo poo and more poo

I'm not sure Goodell got it right today.


He needs to get it right.

I think it was lebtard that said..."At least you knew when there was a problem in the NBA and there was a big meeting and Stern was there, that Stern was the smartest person in the room, bar none."


I don't think tard thinks much of Goodell.

COUSINS AND STANTON

Thinking about converting to the green and white tent.

ALSO DON'T FORGET HOYER

Geno Smith is not a very good QB, you guys.

Gruden, the MNF announcer sucks donkey dong. This guy makes my ears bleed.


Everyone is great. Oh man is he ever great, Mike. Great balance Mike.


And as soon as the other team comes back, that team is great, Mike. Oh wow, Mike. I want him on my team, Mike.


He is horrible. And if he's so fuckin good he'd be on the sideline. He isn't good. He sucked as a coach and like Tomlin won with another mans team.


In closing, I'd just like to say, Fuck off Gruden. You suck!

To clarify...you suck as an announcer and as a head coach. Your level of expertise is prolly as an assistant Defensive coordinator or something.

You guys prolly haven't heard but the Dallas Cowboys are 5-1. I've been watching ESPN but they aren't covering it.

Redskins should change their name to the Indigenous Peoples

Seahawks just traded Percy Harvin to the Jets

Few minutes ago.... "Seahawks want to expand Harvin's role" lol

I don't think the Hawks meant MMA fighting. Tate and Wilson too? Dude needs some help.

Wouldn't be surprised if he was out of the league in a couple years

I'm hearing Lynch may be leaving Seattle too??

Slimey situaish over there.

Joe Flacco and Eli Manning have combined to win three Super Bowls. Just a reminder.

HEY NICK FOLES MAYBE THIS SHOULD BE YOUR THEME SONG NOW

F4LAO2NMz8Y

Joe Montana and Mathew Stafford have combined to win 4 super bowls.

Rex, Mike Smiff and Trestman shitcanned.

Marrone out of Buffalo. Does SCHWARTZ move up!?

Gym Shorts can't carry Gym Harbaugh's jock strap.

Fox out in Denver

Elway comes down and coaches the team himself, lolz

Or they hire Harbaugh away from UM.

Sexy Rexy (and Greg Broman) to Buffalol.

Glad Kubiak is staying. He had a really good year.

I'd like to meet Mike Florio in Timecula.

Gym Shorts out in Falo.

Todd Bowles is new Jets coach

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohXn8WKpYaA

Fox out in Denver

Da Bears

I'm 14 minutes into this and no one has said anything yet.

49ers Introduce New Head Coach Jim Tomsula (http://www.49ers.com/video/videos/Jim-Tomsula-Introduced-as-49ers-Head-Coach/8d888be1-8965-460d-8b67-ad49200c396c)

18 minute mark. Solid.

20 minute mark. Gold.

24 minute mark. Wonderful stuff.

28:30 mark. "We all take a bite of that sandwich."

34 minute mark. "My view on discipline is 'Hey, pick up your stuff ... pack your own bag for the trip.'"

I've figured it out. The 49ers just hired this guy (http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nuKwpkUNNrA/hqdefault.jpg).

Woo. Glad I stuck around. 55 mark. President - "It sounds juvenile to say guys picking up their trash in the locker room goes to building a team..." Coach - "I'd like to apologize for the example I gave. That was a remedial example." Good stuff.

Maybe everyone in the interview for this guy fell asleep during the interview and no one wanted to admit it so they all pretended like they generally liked him and no one could say anything bad about him so they ended up picking him.

Del Rio is such a terrible hire. Silly Raiders.

Watching the introduction of Harbaugh to the 49ers. Each dude who takes the mic has his own intro music. It's hilarious.

http://www.49ers.com/video/videos/49ers-Introduce-Coach-Jim-Harbaugh/73a36803-403a-4ee8-81e6-f9e09447c788

THIS ISN'T ISIS

https://vine.co/v/OIpznA1DpXL

Josh Gordon failed another drug test.

Lesean McCoy traded to Bills for Kiko Alonso

Shady

Bears trade Brandon Marshall to the Jets

Would've liked to see him as a 'ven.

Seems like a Raven-type.

heh

Chris Johnson shot.

Pat Willis is retiring.

SF is going to be bad for a while.

Jimmy Graham traded to Seahawks.

Sam Bradford to Philly for Foles.

Weird.

I bet Chip is shitcanned after next season.

Jake Locker retiring
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sl5cc6

Sam Bradford on Demarco Murray, for you Tim

"Absolutely. I've been trying my hardest," Bradford said Wednesday of trying to recruit Murray. "I've called him. I've texted him. I've done everything. We've been in communication. If we can somehow land him, it would be a great pickup. Not only is he a great player, he's a great person.

When people talk about how "humble" an athlete is I immediately think that person is probably the biggest dickhead in the world

And no disrespect to Murray and Mathews, but they're the second and third best backs on the team.

http://nflshop.frgimages.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=%2FproductImages%2F_1742000%2Fff_1742 118_xl.jpg&w=400

Harvin to Bills.

Mike Wallace traded to MinneMota.

Tahoe: not saddened by the current state of the 49ers.

Hearing an interesting Philip Rivers/Jets trade rumor.

9 years for Darren Sharper

Not that I have a problem with Brady skipping out on meeting BO, but lol @ "prior family commitment"

prior family commitment = sexy time.

Get ready for more DEFLATEGATE

MORE PROBABLE THAN NOT

I really don't care too much about this (my team lost because they couldn't cover anyone), but Brady is such a douche. ugh

Brady suspended 4 games. The Pats' opponent when he returns? THE COLTS

:wwe:

WHAT DID TOM BRADY KNOW, AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT?

HIS LEGACY

#TomShady

This is the worst sports story ever.

I just remembered that BULLYGATE was a thing. This is the second worst.

Kraft tacitly admits he's a cheater.

http://espn.go.com/newyork/nfl/story/_/id/13223902/new-york-giants-jason-pierre-paul-right-index-finger-amputated

Lot of finger pointing going on now

Nice. Very nice.

A lot less than there used to be, though.

10% less.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3322364/

Bills just picked up the dude who broke Geno's jaw, lol

I'll be shocked if Rex lasts for more than two years

I'll be shocked if Rex lasts for more than two years

Didn't you say this when he got the Jets job?

Probably lol

Was I wrong? Too lazy to check

Anyways, he shouldn't have lasted 2+ in NYC

Was I wrong? Too lazy to check

Anyways, he shouldn't have lasted 2+ in NYC
Lol, I had no idea either but it was 6!

Kelly clearly a racist the way he's treating Baltimore.

Jordy Nelson - ACL

Suggs hit...looked kinda bad to me.

He's a shithead, I'm with Bradfuck.

#fairandbalancedravensfan

Watched some of da Bears and holy shit...I think that is hardest of ever seen Cutler play. In a preseason game no less. Contract year? Or just not wanting to sit the bench? Cuz I think coach would sit him if he doesn't perform.


Stafford looked a little better too. And Danny Endzone has it going with Salas.

Michael Bennett is hilarious.


"And then it's like, you're sitting at home and there's breaking news and it says that Brian Hoyer is the quarterback of the Texans. I'm like, who cares? That's not breaking news. It's really not breaking news."

Not a huge NE Patriot fan but absolutely love the decision today.

And then dipshit Goodell decides to appeal. LOL. I think he is just done.

Saw a funny tweet right after the decision today that said something like "I'm glad something finally went right in Tom Brady's life"

Hate Brady and the Pats, but this was the worst story ever.

After learning that Brady is a Trump guy, i take back everything I've ever said about him.

TRUMP/BRADY 2016!!!!

After learning that Brady is a Trump guy, i take back everything I've ever said about him.

TRUMP/BRADY 2016!!!!

really not a surprise btw

I heard a quick interview from him, but he didn't say he would vote for him, but likes him.