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Glenn
01-11-2011, 05:19 PM
Panthers hired Ron Rivera as head coach.

Timone
01-11-2011, 05:24 PM
Dude! Sick hire, bro.

Timone
01-11-2011, 05:24 PM
Would've taken him over Hoke.

Tahoe
01-12-2011, 03:25 PM
Suh D Rookie of the Year!

Tahoe
01-13-2011, 03:49 PM
Fox is Bronco's new coach.

Glenn
01-14-2011, 10:53 AM
This was kind of interesting.

New prototype helmets.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=lukas/110113_bulwark_football_helmets

Glenn
01-18-2011, 11:53 AM
Singletary to be Asst. Head Coach/LB coach in Minny.

Glenn
01-23-2011, 05:21 PM
Carson Palmer threatens to retire if Bungles don't trade him.

Seahawks
Niners
Vikings
?

Glenn
01-23-2011, 05:22 PM
Redskins, I guess.

Glenn
01-23-2011, 05:22 PM
Arizona.

Timone
01-23-2011, 05:23 PM
Ravens.

Glenn
01-23-2011, 05:24 PM
Are the Bungles THAT dumb?

Timone
01-23-2011, 05:26 PM
Seahawks do make sense.

Glenn
01-23-2011, 05:26 PM
He's Pete's guy.

Timone
01-23-2011, 05:27 PM
Dolphins will be in need of a QB, too.

Glenn
01-23-2011, 05:27 PM
Would Ravens trade Flacco for Palmer?

Timone
01-23-2011, 05:27 PM
No.

Timone
01-23-2011, 05:27 PM
Ravens, if they felt they needed a QB, would be more likely to go after McNabb or something.

Harbs said he's going to re-build that offense from "the ground up", but I would think Flacco's still "our guy".

Glenn
01-23-2011, 05:29 PM
Palmer, McNabb, same difference. Both done.

Timone
01-23-2011, 05:29 PM
this is true

As much as I dislike Flacco these days, I don't want them go back down the McNair route again.

Vinny
01-23-2011, 05:29 PM
I wonder what they can get? He's been pretty bad the last 3 years. 4th rounder?

Timone
01-23-2011, 05:33 PM
Palmer was one of the elite QBs in the league 4-5 years ago, if Cincy wasn't a division rival I'd be saddened.

Tahoe
01-23-2011, 05:47 PM
I think he would bring more than a 4th. Teams know the Bengals are bad organization and wouldn't blame his play over the last couple years all on him.

Timone
01-23-2011, 05:48 PM
not like he hasn't had talent around him. his arm is just shot.

Glenn
01-23-2011, 05:58 PM
I think it's his legs, actually, but same result.

Timone
01-23-2011, 06:00 PM
I think it's both.

It may also be a groin thing, too.

Also, a back thing.

Tahoe
01-23-2011, 06:01 PM
How old are Palmer's legs Vin?

Timone
01-23-2011, 06:01 PM
His elbow is fucked. Remember, he refused to even get surgery on it after 08.

His velocity and accuracy are both way down since then, I'm just saying....

Tahoe
01-23-2011, 06:03 PM
Get him the fuck outta Cinci and we'll see how 'done' he is.

Vinny
01-23-2011, 06:04 PM
How old are Palmer's legs Vin?
A lot older than 31.

Glenn
01-24-2011, 12:00 PM
Bears quarterback Jay Cutler was scheduled to undergo an MRI this morning to determine the extent of a torn MCL believed to be in his left knee, according to a source close to the situation.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/3468147-419/knee-cutler-mcl-jay-source.html

Tahoe
01-24-2011, 12:58 PM
Players play with a minor MCL, iinm.

Glenn
01-24-2011, 02:20 PM
Jay Cutler Hits the Town With Girlfriend After Loss (http://www.terezowens.com/jay-cutler-hits-the-town-with-girlfriend-after-loss/)

Glenn
01-24-2011, 04:52 PM
Carson Palmer threatens to retire if Bungles don't trade him.



Marvin talking to Brad Childress about being his OC.

Coincidence?

Glenn
01-25-2011, 04:42 PM
Ochocinco plans to change his name back to Johnson.

Timone
01-25-2011, 06:29 PM
His act was funny at first, now I really can't stand the guy.

Tahoe
01-25-2011, 08:22 PM
Hey...how bout this shtuff...Tigers are interested in an OG Danny Watkins.

DrRay11
01-25-2011, 08:24 PM
^^WR Titus Young, as well.

Tahoe
01-25-2011, 08:26 PM
Tigers draft WRs on a regular basis, drafting another OLine guy would be INCREDIBLE.

DrRay11
01-25-2011, 09:08 PM
Watkins is not a 1st or 2nd round guy at all. We don't need o-lineman with all of our picks, just one or two (preferably two).

Tahoe
01-25-2011, 09:10 PM
Never said he was. And, agree, 2 would be great.

Remember DrRay we drafted Fox.

DrRay11
01-25-2011, 10:06 PM
True. He looked like he really needed to add strength in the little action we saw of him at the end of the year. Aside from that, he wasn't terrible.

It's hard to tell what the staff thinks of him. Haven't heard much, haven't seen much.

According to someone at the senior bowl practices, the Lions coaches say they will focus on the o-line and back 7 this offseason, which I think we all expected. However, I don't think that means we pass up a very talented DE or WR, as we could use an addition either spot still. Same might be said for RB.

Vinny
01-25-2011, 10:14 PM
We need to replace Peterman. For every occasional highlight block, there are 2 false starts and a hold.

DrRay11
01-25-2011, 10:19 PM
the Danny Watkins dude Tahoe mentioned is an OG.

Interesting note is that he is 26 already, going on 27 ... been in football only a few years.

Looked pretty impressive from what I saw today in pass blocking. Real heavy hands, as Mayock said. Once he got his hands inside, it was over.

I don't know how different it would be in run blocking, didn't get a good look there.

DrRay11
01-27-2011, 02:18 PM
@ochocinco is going on about how he wants to get as big as David Boston.

http://forum.grasscity.com/photopost/data/500/NotSureIfSerious.jpg

Glenn
01-27-2011, 03:51 PM
@A_Cromartie31: @Hasselbeck hey Matt if u have something to then say it be a man about it. Don't erase it. I will smash ur face in.

Timone
01-27-2011, 04:33 PM
@ochocinco is going on about how he wants to get as big as David Boston.

http://forum.grasscity.com/photopost/data/500/NotSureIfSerious.jpg

Use roids.

Glenn
01-27-2011, 05:03 PM
Ed Reed's brother's body pulled from Mississippi River.

Timone
01-27-2011, 05:04 PM
It's too bad. Was wondering if he could play WR.

Tahoe
01-27-2011, 06:40 PM
Jeff Fisher is out in Tenn?

Timone
01-27-2011, 06:45 PM
No reason to believe he isn't going to the Lions.

Timone
01-30-2011, 08:06 PM
Pro Bowl is so terrible.

Glenn
02-04-2011, 04:49 PM
Mark Sanchez's 17-Year-Old Lady Friend Has Found A Lawyer (http://deadspin.com/5752262/mark-sanchezs-17+year+old-lady-friend-has-found-a-lawyer)

Glenn
02-04-2011, 04:57 PM
And from two weeks ago...

Why No One Remembers The Mark Sanchez Rape Case (http://deadspin.com/5739780/why-no-one-remembers-the-mark-sanchez-rape-case)

Timone
02-04-2011, 06:46 PM
Ravens to buy out Ray Lewis's contract.

loljk

Tahoe
02-04-2011, 06:55 PM
^ Wow. Raven's are going through some changes.

Glenn
02-04-2011, 08:58 PM
^ Wow. Raven's are going through some changes.

They feel unhappy, they feel so sad...

Tahoe
02-04-2011, 10:19 PM
...saddened

Vinny
02-04-2011, 11:31 PM
Izzo to Baltimore?

Glenn
02-08-2011, 04:01 PM
The Somewhat Romantic Story Of Mark Sanchez And A 17-Year-Old Girl http://deadspin.com/5755011/

DrRay11
02-08-2011, 04:03 PM
Where will go Ray?

Wilfredo Ledezma
02-08-2011, 08:08 PM
17 doesn't seem bad when you're only 22. I'll be 22 and a half on Valentines Day (Aug 14), so perhaps then I'll see what makes it taboo.

DrRay11
02-09-2011, 07:00 PM
Shaun Rogers has been informed of his release from the Browns.

Vinny
02-11-2011, 03:14 PM
Whitlock gets served:

http://www.bobgretz.com/chiefs-football/hall-of-fame-dunce-%E2%80%A6-weekend-cup-o%E2%80%99chiefs.html

(Think link is down so posting article...)


I really hate to do this, but I feel there’s no choice in this matter. When you are dealing with an ignorant bully, there are only so many times you can let it slide.
I’m talking about Jason Whitlock, Kansas City’s long-time sports media bully extraordinaire. Listen, if I blogged something about that blob every time he was factually incorrect or didn’t know what he was talking about, then I would never stop. With the shrinking of his audience and no outlet for his special brand of yellow journalism in Kansas City, Whitlock tends to flail about willy nilly these days, trying to pick journalistic fights so he can save a dead career.
He’s not Chicken Little, he’s Chicken Big and he laid an egg this week by going after the Pro Football Hall of Fame Board of Selectors. If you like, you can go off to the only outlet he has these days and read the whole thing. I’m not going to link and make it easy.
But I will re-cap some of his comments: he says the process of selecting inductees to the Pro Football Hall of Fame is corrupt. He uses as evidence the failure of OT Willie Roaf to get a first ballot election. Whitlock says the committee knows nothing about football and does know about backroom dealing. Here are a few actual passages:

“It’s a textbook, old-school, good-ol’-boys network led by Sports Illustrated’s Peter King (speaker of the house) and the Dallas Morning News’ Rick Gosselin (majority leader) … the process is just as much about the selectors as it is the candidates. Seriously, the selection committee operates like Congress (a few power brokers control everything and worry most about whether the process enables them to hold onto power), only with less transparency.”

Transparency is the word Whitlock keeps throwing around. So, let’s lay some things out right from the start, so there’s no doubt where I’m coming from, for transparency purposes:


Is it hard to get in the Hall of Fame? Absolutely; it should be.
Yes, I am a member of the board of selectors, a role I’ve proudly served for over 15 years now and will continue for a few years more. I do not consider the position a lifetime appointment. I do consider it one of the highlight’s of my professional life.
Part of being on this committee is dealing with the disappointment of those who do not gain election each year. Being called an idiot, knucklehead or stupid is part of being on the board.
Whitlock wants desperately to be on the Board of Selectors, and for years when he was employed in Kansas City, he waged a campaign with others to have me removed so he could step into the role. One of his many failures.
There is no question that the Hall of Fame process could use some tinkering, and alterations. But I have no problem saying I’m proud of the work the board has done and think the Class of 2011 is a wonderful group.
And I agree with Whitlock – yes there are those times when the planets align – that there needs to be more transparency in the voting. If you read my post from last Sunday, you would have seen all my notes on the candidates that I voted for in the balloting for the Class of 2011. If you missed it, here’s the link. (http://www.bobgretz.com/chiefs-football/hall-of-fame-vote-in-the-rearview.html)

Now, all of this got started because Roaf did not make the Hall this year. I voted for Roaf all the way through, but he did not make the final five. I have no problems with that. There were 15 people on the list and all were Hall of Fame worthy under the rules and standards that we’ve worked with over the years.
Did Roaf get knocked out by the positive votes for NFL Films Ed Sabol? Probably. But understand that it’s the Pro Football Hall of Fame, not the Pro Football Players Hall of Fame. There are a lot of people who have contributed to making the game what it is today and Ed Sabol was most definitely a worthy contributor.
Willie Roaf will make the Hall of Fame and in the end it matters not whether it was in his first, second or fifth year.
That Whitlock is outraged by Roaf being left out of the 2011 Class is fine. I didn’t like it either, nor when Derrick Thomas did not get in the first year that he was eligible. That’s part of what makes the arguments and process of the Hall of Fame interesting. Throw any number of people into a room and they will come up with any number of combinations.
But for Whitlock to impugn the character of members of the committee, especially guys like King and Gosselin is the sad rantings of a jealous man. Rick Gosselin has forgotten more football in a week than Whitlock has known in his life. Note to JW: believe me big guy, you don’t want to get into a football battle of wits with Goose. It’s a beating you will never recover from.
If there are backroom dealings involved in the Hall of Fame process they have escaped me. I’ve never been offered anything for my vote. I have been campaigned by people inside and outside of the board for particular players, coaches and contributors. But I’ve never been strong-armed by anyone to vote in a particular manner or for a particular person. There is no voting trading, no quid-pro-quo for taking a certain player.
Whitlock wants to be part of the board, but knows he won’t ever reach that status because he knows little or nothing about the game, its history or the men who made it happen. Take his rant on Chris Hanburger, one of the senior candidates elected to the Hall this year. Hanburger is not some obscure linebacker. Every year when the seniors committee meets to select the candidates they are joined by a pair of players already in the Hall of Fame. Last year, those players were LB Jack Ham and TE Charlie Sanders.
Ham told the group that when he went to the Steelers in the 1971 NFL Draft out of Penn State, the Pittsburgh coaches gave him film of Hanburger to study. Something he did for the rest of his career. There was no doubt in Ham’s mind that Hanburger was a legitimate candidate. Whose word are you going to take on this subject: Hall of Fame linebacker Jack Ham, or Jason Whitlock?
Are their biases in the room? Absolutely, and anybody that tries to tell you otherwise is not being honest. Everyone has biases on every level of our society.
I believe we put too many people in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Too often there are players going into the Hall that were very good players, but were not the best of the best. Those types of outstanding performers do not fall from trees every year. But the Hall of Fame has set up the process it wants. They are in charge and the rules are set by them. They want at least four inductees every year, so that’s what happens.
At some point in the future I will write more about how I think the process could be improved. There’s no question that it could be tweaked, and I doubt there would be many people on the board of selectors that would fight against change.
To make those types of suggestions, one needs to have some idea of the history and the current process. Unfortunately, as is true about so many other things that he writes about, Jason Whitlock has no clue.

Vinny
02-11-2011, 03:17 PM
WhitlockJason (http://twitter.com/#%21/WhitlockJason) Jason Whitlock



Another 40-degree day for the Peter King Barksdale Organization. I'm insulted they keep sending clowns at me. http://bit.ly/eikfEm
WhitlockJason (http://twitter.com/#%21/WhitlockJason) Jason Whitlock



Probably crashed Gretz's (HOF voter) little blog site. Might be why link won't work. F---ing toy soldiers. Seriously, I'm insulted.

10 minutes ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/WhitlockJason/status/36154101653839872) Favorite (http://twitter.com/#) Retweet (http://twitter.com/#) Reply (http://twitter.com/#)

Glenn
02-14-2011, 02:33 PM
Haynesworth got loose again. Sexual assault this time.

Glenn
02-14-2011, 02:58 PM
Raiders hired Rod Woodson as DB coach. Argh.

DrRay11
02-18-2011, 06:04 PM
OJ Atogwe released by the Rams -- wouldn't mind the Lions giving him a look.

Timone
02-18-2011, 08:45 PM
Just found out the Colts cut Bob Sanders. Retirement?

DrRay11
02-18-2011, 08:46 PM
nah, I'll bet some team gives him a shot at their IR. Only 29, IIRC

Timone
02-18-2011, 08:46 PM
Yeah, but his body....

DrRay11
02-18-2011, 08:49 PM
But it's really his legs that people should be worried about.

Glenn
02-18-2011, 09:03 PM
I'D TAKE HIM FOR MY MADDEN FRANCHISE





IF I HAD A MADDEN FRANCHISE

Timone
02-18-2011, 09:12 PM
Robert Flores wants his tweet back.

Glenn
02-18-2011, 09:13 PM
all caps = mockery

glad you could enjoy it with me, bro

Glenn
02-21-2011, 12:09 PM
Bears’ Duerson had pending personal bankruptcy (http://chicagobreakingbusiness.com/2011/02/bears-duerson-had-pending-personal-bankruptcy.html)

DrRay11
02-22-2011, 02:33 PM
Article on NFL/NFLPA proposals on rookie deals:
http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/The-Rookie-Sacrifice-NFL-NFLPA-proposals-unveiled.html

Timone
02-22-2011, 06:49 PM
Broncos re-signed Champ Bailey.

Saints release Shockey.

http://www.gifflix.com/files/e25edbf0fddc.gif

DrRay11
02-24-2011, 12:45 PM
NFL/NFLPA talks adjourn, set to continue March 1: http://www.macsfootballblog.com/2011/02/nfl-nflpa-adjourn-labor-talks-will.html

Timone
03-02-2011, 05:24 PM
Packers cut A.J. Hawk. Whoa!

At least according to Schefter.

Timone
03-03-2011, 12:45 PM
Hawk re-signed with the Pack.

DrRay11
03-03-2011, 01:29 PM
Why do I get the feeling this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeMaurice_Smith) is such a complete douche?

Glenn
03-03-2011, 05:44 PM
24 HOUR EXTENSION




*yawn*

Timone
03-03-2011, 06:49 PM
Why do I get the feeling this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeMaurice_Smith) is such a complete douche?

He's cool with Barry, that's why.

Wilfredo Ledezma
03-03-2011, 06:57 PM
OJ Atogwe signs w/ Redskins -- 5 years, $26M.

Glenn
03-04-2011, 01:25 PM
Bob Sanders to Chargers

DrRay11
03-04-2011, 01:28 PM
over/under on one game before injury

DrRay11
03-04-2011, 01:55 PM
additional 7 day extension to next Friday. Talks likely to resume Monday.

Tahoe
03-04-2011, 02:00 PM
I think the players might have a lil mo goin.

Glenn
03-08-2011, 02:32 PM
Tiki Barber coming out of retirement!!!!

BIG BEN'S FRO
03-10-2011, 01:26 PM
I heard he went bankrupt.

Vinny
03-10-2011, 02:15 PM
Left his wife for a 21 year old intern. Wife obviously won a shit-ton in the settlement.

He left $9 Mill on the table when he decided to retire early. Dumas.

Glenn
03-29-2011, 10:42 AM
I just read that due to the lockout, that the Pac10 is considering playing some Sunday games this year.

LOL

Timone
03-29-2011, 10:44 AM
Nothing else can fill the void quite like Washington State vs UCLA.

Glenn
04-04-2011, 06:14 PM
Mike Vrabel charged with a felony for stealing 8 beers at a casino.

#Buckeye

Tahoe
04-04-2011, 06:18 PM
^POS

Timone
04-04-2011, 06:57 PM
#Tahoe

Timone
04-06-2011, 04:46 PM
Dolphins have interest in trading for Palmer.

Vinny
04-06-2011, 05:33 PM
There better fucking be football this year. Vinny might have to choke a bitch.

Tahoe
04-06-2011, 05:35 PM
There won't be any left to choke after me and Tbro get done choking motha fuckas.

Timone
04-06-2011, 05:48 PM
Yeah, as much as I love college ball and am looking forward to seeing what scUM do, I need my Brow--Ravens. Even though they piss me the hell off.

Tahoe
04-09-2011, 07:56 PM
Dear NFL Players that don't try to talk like a lawyer,

Please grab the mic from the ones that do and finish the interview for them.

Sincerely
Tahoe

Timone
04-29-2011, 03:41 PM
Met someone today who likes the Eagles, Colts and Steelers.

Timone
05-10-2011, 04:16 PM
WOTS: Steve Smith (CAR) wants out and three teams are in contention: Ravens, Raiders and Chargers.

Timone
05-26-2011, 02:07 PM
Remember when Tiki Barber used to have a fumbling problem?

That issue has been surpassed by his acute struggle to keep his cleats out of his mouth.

What else can you say after his latest error in judgment? Barber, who left his wife Ginny when she was pregnant with twins, explains what he and his girlfriend Traci Johnson have done to avoid scrutiny of late in the latest issue of Sports Illustrated. And Mike Vaccaro of the New York Post blisters Barber for it right here.

The former New York Giants running back tells SI how he and Johnson have moved into the attic of his agent Mark Lepselter.

“Lep's Jewish,” Barber is quoted as saying, “and it was like a reverse Anne Frank thing.”

Glenn
05-26-2011, 02:10 PM
I bet Ronde is furious.

Timone
06-06-2011, 06:05 PM
Marv Albert to do games for CBS.

Glenn
07-08-2011, 02:13 PM
Kerry Collins retired, apparently.

Timone
07-15-2011, 09:25 AM
Ex-NFL Player Convicted of Murder (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/07/14/ex-nfl-player-eric-naposki-convicted-of-murder/?utm_source=bleacherreport.com&utm_medium=referral)

http://nbcprofootballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/eric-naposki.jpg?w=244

Tahoe
07-19-2011, 09:05 PM
I like pussy but ain't shootin anybody for it.

Tahoe
07-20-2011, 08:06 PM
That weirdo from the Socialist Steelers is bitchin and whinning and filed suit cuz one of his endorsement contracts was cancelled cuz...basically he's an idiot.

Timone
07-25-2011, 04:00 PM
FOOTBALL IS BACK

Glenn
07-25-2011, 04:03 PM
#FOOTBALL

Timone
07-28-2011, 03:32 AM
Looks like Bush is being traded to Miami.

Glenn
07-28-2011, 08:52 AM
Skins traded Fat Albert to the Pats.

DrRay11
07-28-2011, 09:04 AM
I hear he's still really fat.

Timone
07-28-2011, 01:06 PM
WHAT A GENIUS MOVE BY THE HOODIE

Timone
07-28-2011, 03:13 PM
Kolb to the Cards for Rodgers-Cromartie and a 2nd.

Glenn
07-28-2011, 03:16 PM
And he gets a PHAT extension.

Glenn
07-28-2011, 03:17 PM
EAGLES ARE ALL IN ON MIKE VICK

Timone
07-28-2011, 03:25 PM
must.not.go.there

Timone
07-28-2011, 03:36 PM
Waiting for the Dolphins to get that Orton deal done so they can became Glan's most hated team.

Timone
07-28-2011, 03:45 PM
michaelombardi

Kevin Kolb Contract By NFL Career Experience $ Per 3 Career Wins $21,166,667 7 Career Starts $9,071,429 11 Career Pass TD $5,772,727

Timone
07-28-2011, 03:56 PM
Derek Anderson doesn't find this trade funny.

Glenn
07-28-2011, 05:49 PM
Ochocinco traded to Pats, lol

Timone
07-28-2011, 08:04 PM
Wow, it was possible for me to dislike them even more!

Timone
07-31-2011, 04:56 PM
we've still got more than a month to go, ahhh

DrRay11
07-31-2011, 05:13 PM
That's okay I like training camp too :D

Tahoe
08-01-2011, 06:24 PM
I can't frickin wait for the season to start.

I'd watch ... the 2 shitiest, (most shitty?) play each other for a week straight right now.

Timone
08-01-2011, 06:44 PM
You'd watch Jets/Patiots??

Tahoe
08-01-2011, 07:55 PM
I'm watching Lions reruns right now.

Timone
08-12-2011, 01:42 PM
Ravens traded for Lee Evans.

Solid.

Glenn
08-12-2011, 01:44 PM
The Bills should be folded.

Timone
08-17-2011, 04:13 PM
didn't know where else to post this. Michelle Beadle is ridiculously hawt.

Timone
08-17-2011, 04:15 PM
^ Twitter, I suppose.

Glenn
08-17-2011, 04:28 PM
I don't see it with her.

I actually find her to be quite annoying.

#is

Timone
08-17-2011, 04:30 PM
your Mae Young avatar renders your opinion invalid

Glenn
08-17-2011, 04:43 PM
your Mae Young avatar renders your opinion invalid

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/1139/15925342.png

Now that's hot.

Timone
08-17-2011, 04:45 PM
Whatever, man, to each their own.

I'm a Moolah guy, myself.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/f/fabulousmoolah/03.jpg

Glenn
08-17-2011, 04:59 PM
The championship belt is a definitely an added turn on.

Timone
08-23-2011, 06:52 PM
Ravens sign Bryant McKinnie. Better hit up the "DrRay Health Thread," dude.

Timone
08-29-2011, 01:06 PM
Bears cut Vernon Gholston.

Bust Never Sleeps.

Timone
09-05-2011, 01:35 AM
Andre Gurode to the Ravens. Awesome get.

DrRay11
09-05-2011, 01:13 PM
whatever, Ravens will not win a Super Bowl before the Lions. Guaranteed.

Timone
09-05-2011, 01:15 PM
The Wolverines will, though.

DrRay11
09-05-2011, 04:22 PM
no, championships are not for faggots

Timone
09-05-2011, 04:30 PM
Just don't be talking shit when Zekyl's around, because he'll eat it out of your mouth.

DrRay11
09-05-2011, 04:32 PM
Zekyl loves to suck poop from anus. more than Tahoe "Shit for Brains" Bonermouth.

Glenn
09-06-2011, 03:08 PM
Jags release Garrard.

Tahoe
09-06-2011, 06:51 PM
Jags release Garrard.


Troooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllll

Glenn
09-08-2011, 04:54 PM
Ol' Marblemouth had another neck surgery.

DONE.

Timone
09-08-2011, 05:38 PM
Now we just gotta get Eli out of the league.

Glenn
09-20-2011, 07:03 PM
Heyblowme Nada got an extension.

Timone
09-20-2011, 07:09 PM
:woo:

Glenn
09-21-2011, 07:12 AM
Holy fuck, $40 million GUARANTEED over the next TWO YEARS.

Glenn
09-23-2011, 05:01 PM
Ex-Ravens OT Orlando Brown found dead (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-ravens-brownfounddead)

Glenn
09-25-2011, 03:49 PM
Vick broke his (right) hand.

Timone
09-28-2011, 05:18 PM
Finally, Bob Sanders has come back to injured reserve.

Tahoe
09-30-2011, 11:10 AM
Vick broke his (right) hand.

Someone can sort the facts out later.

Glenn
10-06-2011, 12:50 PM
Chad Henne, surgery, done for season.

Sage Rosenfels signed.

(Not Garrard, interesting)

Timone
10-06-2011, 01:10 PM
T.O. IS COMING

DrRay11
10-06-2011, 01:14 PM
Lebron?

Timone
10-06-2011, 01:17 PM
LeBron at tight end would be pretty intriguing.

(cue GrantBell)

Timone
10-06-2011, 01:24 PM
Chad Henne, surgery, done for season.

Sage Rosenfels signed.

(Not Garrard, interesting)

Sage Rosenfels now trending.

Timone
10-11-2011, 10:50 PM
Tim Toone signs with the Bills.

Timone
10-11-2011, 11:05 PM
Texans trade a conditional draft pick to the Jets for Derrick Mason.

Tahoe
10-11-2011, 11:18 PM
^ That deserves a 'wow' imo.

Timone
10-11-2011, 11:19 PM
Had been trying to talk his way out of NY/NJ since the Ravens game. Said they were bereft of leadership and it was the worst coaching staff he's ever had or something.

Coincidentally, the Texans play the Ravens Sunday.

Timone
10-12-2011, 04:32 PM
Seahawks trade Aaron Curry to Raiders.

Tahoe
10-12-2011, 04:33 PM
^ MOTHER FUCKER!

I was hoping he might end up here.

DrRay11
10-12-2011, 05:26 PM
best of luck to the guy. I do wonder how he'll do there and hope he doesn't light us up when we play them.

Timone
10-13-2011, 05:26 PM
ClaytonESPN John Clayton
With the Seahawks trading Aaron Curry, they have 44 of their 53 players new under Pete Carroll in two years.

Timone
10-14-2011, 04:49 PM
Broncos are shopping Brandon Lloyd.

SUCK FOR LUCK!!

Timone
11-21-2011, 01:06 PM
Cuntler possibly out for season? Pirates/Steelers/Flyers/Penn State/Bears fan Glan weeps.

Timone
11-21-2011, 01:11 PM
oh no... OH NO



http://www.clubhousecancer.com/WindowsLiveWriter/FavreBears_thumb.jpg

Timone
12-14-2011, 04:59 PM
Jags sold to Shahid Khan.

Wait for it...

Timone
12-14-2011, 05:11 PM
http://www.funcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Shahid-Khan.jpeg

I see some Stalin in there. And Saddam.

Timone
12-14-2011, 05:18 PM
I read he paid cash for the team.

Timone
01-03-2012, 02:36 PM
Norv returning to SD. LOL

Timone
01-18-2012, 05:02 PM
Rob Lowe thinks Peyton's retiring.


I'll give you a minute or two to let this sink in.

Timone
01-18-2012, 05:02 PM
P.S. it's 2012 now.

Timone
03-01-2012, 04:56 PM
Tolbert said to be leaving the Chargers. I want.

Glenn
03-01-2012, 07:20 PM
http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/profile01/149/10119e7f8bb04186955b3dd3693188c7/t.jpg

Timone
03-02-2012, 01:04 AM
You know what? I actually kind of liked him.

DrRay11
03-02-2012, 06:07 PM
this Saints shit is juicy. They should lose first rounders in multiple years.

Timone
03-03-2012, 10:33 AM
It's a nice breath of fresh air. Too much draft and Peyton Manning bullshit.

Life is so much better without ESPN's sports coverage. I should quit again.

DrRay11
03-04-2012, 11:47 AM
Who watches that fucking garbage? You don't need it. No one does.

Timone
03-04-2012, 12:43 PM
it's almost funny watching them become such a parody of themselves, but yeah, completely agreed.

Vinny
03-04-2012, 01:36 PM
I bet Glan watches.

Vinny
03-04-2012, 01:36 PM
Sorry, Glin.

Glenn
03-04-2012, 03:47 PM
Somebody in here questioning my professionalism? SMH.

DrRay11
03-04-2012, 04:38 PM
rofl

Timone
03-04-2012, 05:33 PM
No one could ever question your brofessionalism tho.

DrRay11
03-05-2012, 11:39 AM
Lions tagged Avril as expected

Timone
03-06-2012, 06:29 PM
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Saints SBowl tainted by NFC title win over Favre. 3 dirty hits (2 flagged, 1 should've been). Never quite recovered from those injuries.

My God, what a fucking clown.

Timone
03-07-2012, 08:20 AM
So I guess Peyton died or something R.I.P.

DrRay11
03-07-2012, 08:26 AM
normally I have to keep it off ESPN but right now I have to keep it off NFL Network. HAd it on for a couple hours yesterday and I literally do not think they talked about anything else , at all.

Timone
03-07-2012, 11:00 AM
Lost in all of this is Carlos Guillen's retirement! Can't believe there hasn't been a tribute thread yet.

Timone
03-13-2012, 04:30 PM
Dolphins trade Marshall to the Bears for two 3rd round picks or something like that.

Pretty surprising, but nice job by the Burrs. G'Lin is pumped.

Timone
03-13-2012, 06:08 PM
There's a juicy rumor going around that the Dolphins traded Marshall to appease Peyton, who wouldn't have wanted to play with him.

Wayne and Peyton to the Dolphins? I'll make some calls.

Timone
03-14-2012, 03:28 PM
Dolphins trade Marshall to the Bears for two 3rd round picks or something like that.

Pretty surprising, but nice job by the Burrs. G'Lin is pumped.

Punched some chick at a nightclub, apparently.

What a corncob this guy is. Total twat. (Marshall, not G'Lin)

Vinny
03-21-2012, 12:54 PM
TBOWTOJETS. Says Glazer. 4th rounder.

DrRay11
03-21-2012, 12:57 PM
I wonder if Rex Ryan wanted Tim Tebow for the holes in his feet. #NewYorkJesus

don't know if I should tweet that, lul

Vinny
03-21-2012, 12:57 PM
1 year for Payton.

DrRay11
03-21-2012, 12:58 PM
Plusx two first rounders and fines. yeee

Glenn
03-21-2012, 01:44 PM
ONE SAINT RISES, ANOTHER FALLS

Timone
03-21-2012, 02:22 PM
meh, can't even think of a way to work Katrina into this.

Glenn
03-26-2012, 12:51 PM
@mortreport says Sean Payton has asked Bill Parcells about a role as Saints interim head coach.

Timone
03-26-2012, 04:16 PM
A few days ago Pat Robertson said it would "serve the Broncos right" if Peyton got injured or something.

Can't believe that guy's still alive.

Timone
03-26-2012, 06:07 PM
FOX has been considering hiring Payton as an analyst for the upcoming season. K then.

Fool
03-26-2012, 06:53 PM
"Do you think he got paid extra for that hit?" Would be my most common question to him.

Timone
03-26-2012, 06:54 PM
SO NICE!

Uncle Mxy
04-01-2012, 02:39 PM
Major announcement from the Detroit Lions organization:

http://www.freep.com/article/20120401/BLOG24/120330042/Major-announcement-from-Detroit-Lions

DrRay11
04-02-2012, 01:42 PM
Lions' Mikel LeShoure arraigned on marijuana possession (second offense).

Glenn
04-02-2012, 01:52 PM
Ryan Leaf is imploding, too.

Timone
04-02-2012, 02:32 PM
Ryan Leaf is imploding, too.

Jose weighs in.


my heart is breaking for Ryan Leaf 2day .where the HELL is the NFL support for a player addicted due to injuries and demands of pro football

Vinny
04-02-2012, 03:28 PM
Lions' Mikel LeShoure arraigned on marijuana possession (second offense).
Second offense within the NFL?

DrRay11
04-03-2012, 08:25 AM
no. Legally

Timone
04-03-2012, 04:15 PM
Jets signed some rugby dude, Hayden Smith. Is he any good, Pharaoh?

Timone
04-18-2012, 04:12 PM
Schedules released!!!1

Timone
04-25-2012, 03:13 PM
Asante traded to the Failcons.

He has as many playoff wins as a QB as Matty Ice does.

Timone
04-26-2012, 06:14 PM
NFL "suspending" Pro Bowl?

Glenn
04-26-2012, 06:57 PM
NFL "suspending" Pro Bowl?

They're using Newt Gingrich as a consultant.

LOL!!

Timone
05-03-2012, 12:23 PM
Suggs, torn achilles. We are done.

Timone
05-03-2012, 12:30 PM
Jimmy • 58 seconds ago
Poor old Suggs! I recall a statement earlier in the year, if I'm not mistaken, that Suggs said" We don't need God on the football field' in reference to Tim Tebow. God doesn't take kindly to bashing his servants. God is awesome.
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Glenn
05-03-2012, 01:58 PM
I miss your "young Christian male" schtick sometimes.

Timone
05-07-2012, 06:39 PM
Luck is so likable he's unlikable, if that makes any sense.... (which I'm sure it doesn't).

mercury
05-07-2012, 08:51 PM
^ Yeah it makes sense... too perfect... Tebow & Jeter fit in this category... could be a thread on it's own when you think about the straight laced perfectos.

Timone
05-07-2012, 09:31 PM
Peyton.

Timone
05-07-2012, 09:38 PM
Even as a Ravens fan I'll also admit that 52 would also be kind of a douche in that way as well.... if he wasn't a murderer, I mean.

Timone
06-01-2012, 02:57 AM
This is really nice.

Exonerated high school star Brian Banks to work out for Seattle Seahawks, other NFL teams (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/brian-banks-seattle-seahawks-other-nfl-teams-232515841.html;_ylt=AuZzYiDY42X3jCaydaCDY7A5nYcB)

Timone
07-13-2012, 04:54 PM
Seahawks release Mike Williams.

Would love to see him end his career where it started, right here in the D!

Glenn
07-13-2012, 05:15 PM
ONCE A LION...

Timone
07-23-2012, 06:26 PM
OCHO CINCO CHANGED HIS NAME BACK!

phag

Timone
08-13-2012, 05:16 PM
OCHO CINCO CHANGED HIS NAME BACK!

phag


Like I needed another reason to dislike this guy, LOL!!

Kill yourself, Chad.

Timone
08-26-2012, 04:29 PM
http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/GwXI5UqnAlHvKJi3a0r24g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnflexperts/Terrell-Owens-Tweet.jpg

LOL!!!

Vinny
08-26-2012, 11:35 PM
Such a hero you guys.

Timone
09-24-2012, 04:20 PM
Revis is DONE with an ACL.

God is great.

Timone
09-24-2012, 04:21 PM
I'm sure Teblow can play a lil' corner.

Timone
10-15-2012, 04:08 PM
52 and Webb both out for the season. Call "us" the Baltimore RavDONES...

(Sounds better when you say it aloud, you guys)

Timone
10-15-2012, 04:09 PM
So bummed, you guys.

But TTT, LLL and PPP.

Timone
10-15-2012, 04:11 PM
God is great.

Timone
10-15-2012, 04:16 PM
First Jeets, now Ray. Who's next??!?

Tahoe
10-15-2012, 06:22 PM
^ I know you're thinking...'why couldn't it have been Tebow?

Timone
10-15-2012, 06:23 PM
I plead the fifth, lol.

BUt I guess Tebow gets good karma for not murdering people.

Don't know what Webb did to deserve this though. :'(

Timone
10-15-2012, 06:29 PM
Jeebus, ESPN is acting like the dude got stabbed to death in an alley or something. I wouldn't be surprised if he came back next season.

DrRay11
12-01-2012, 01:03 PM
Sounding like a player from the Chiefs killed his girlfriend then went to the Chiefs' facility killed himself.

Timone
12-01-2012, 02:46 PM
Jesus.

Tahoe
12-01-2012, 03:55 PM
What a piece of shit! Thats my first reaction.

Timone
12-01-2012, 04:06 PM
^Nothing's shocking anymore. I just SMH and move on.