Tahoe, has Glenn even given you permission to call him Glennzie?

Tahoe, how much snow did you have to walk through to get to school back in your day?

Tahoe, you were a Lib at one time weren't you?

Tahoe, what was it like before they invented TV?

Not explicitly and none, I grew up in Florida.

!!!

Tahoe, is nobody on this board originally from Michigan?

Yes, I was a lib and parts of me still are.

Not bad Vinny, I did a lot more fucking. Now that the wife and I are watching 24, there isn't as much time.

Tahoe, will you be buying Throatfuck's debut album?

6 I think Bukdow is

Tahoe, will you be buying Throatfuck's debut album?

I'll prolly produce, so I won't have to buy it.

Tahoe, are you getting the evil eye?

No, not yet. But when I'm on and typing and then ask her constant questions about whats that? and what happened there? I get the evil eye...Or is that the terror eye?

Tahoe, if you were starting a team and had to pick one WTF poster to build around, who would you pick and why?

Tahoe, when did you last have a beer

Not since fucking Super fuckin Bowl Sunday.

No, not yet. But when I'm on and typing and then ask her constant questions about whats that? and what happened there? I get the evil eye...Or is that the terror eye?

It's just impossible to know anymore, isn't it?

Its a tie between you and Motown...but prolly you cuz you have no life and can spend more time online to rip other peeps.

We should start an assault team to go to other boards, stalk the board, pick a poster, sign up and rip them.

Tahoe, wouldn't you just love a nice, smooth, quality beer right now? You know, the smell of the ale as you first pop the bottle, and then slowly pour it into a glass , leaving just the right amount of head? That first sip is just amazing, the way it dances on your tongue and then slowly makes its way down your throat. There's nothing quite like it, is there?

Is Vinny an ass for toying with people and their addictions?

Tahoe, those kids and their jazz music: approve or disapprove?

Tahoe, wouldn't you just love a nice, smooth, quality beer right now? You know, the smell of the ale as you first pop the bottle, and then slowly pour it into a glass , leaving just the right amount of head? That first sip is just amazing, the way it dances on your tongue and then slowly makes its way down your throat. There's nothing quite like it, is there?

Absolutely nothing like it.

Oatmeal w/choco chips and milk only works for so long.

Is Vinny an ass for toying with people and their addictions?

I'm not addicted, I just have a hard time getting through a day without it. :)

Tahoe, those kids and their jazz music: approve or disapprove?

Jazz...like Miles Davis? I guess thats more like Blues but no problem whatsoever wif dat.

LDB's got the blues 24/7. What about you?

I'm not addicted, I just have a hard time getting through a day without it. :)

Whew, I was like "Shit, is Tahoe in AA or something and I missed it...."

Tahoe, how do you feel about the rumors that you are in AA?

Tahoe, do you like this thread's chances of becoming the greatest in WTF history?

Absolutely nothing like it.

Oatmeal w/choco chips and milk only works for so long.

Did you ferment the oatmeal in a sugar base first?

LDB's got the blues 24/7. What about you?

Just since Super Bowl Sunday ...for some reason.

Tahoe, how do you feel about the rumors that you are in AA?

Is there any more I can do to keep them going?

Tahoe, do you like this thread's chances of becoming the greatest in WTF history?

The chances of this thread becoming the greatest in WTF history is utter shit...worst ever? Promising

Is there any more I can do to keep them going?


Pkssshhh

Did you ferment the oatmeal in a sugar base first?

Fuck you, I don't like you anymore, you made fun of Prez Bush

Fuck you, I don't like you anymore, you made fun of Prez Bush

I no longer would like to have a beer with you. Apparantly you wouldn't drink it anyway.

http://bp1.blogger.com/_IYPfibVp5Zc/RYDZ8vqBLDI/AAAAAAAAAAc/-q5u3X69bHE/s320/oh+snap.gif

(can we please get this turned into an emoticon thingy?)

Not for a couple weeks anyway. Then we can be friends again.

Tahoe, does it perturb you that it says "aks" in the thread title, and not "ask"?

Not in the least...Its standard protocol around here

What part of Florida are you from?

Will you be going to Gator games with Knockout?

Miami

SWAT THIS SHIT VINNY!

!!!
Tahoe, is nobody on this board originally from Michigan?
I'm originally from Michigan -- born and raised in assorted white trash enclaves of Oakland County. I lived in Chicago for a couple years, but came back.


Tahoe, why are you a Lions fan?

Tahoe, this thread has been stickied. How do you feel about that?

I just don't want to know what it has been stickied with.

Tahoe, are you the one making the request to disable embedding? ARE YA??

Tahoe, does the wife agree with your politics?

How about the boy?

The boy.

Guess not.

Tahoe, does the wife agree with your politics?

None of your fucking bizness what my wife agrees with or not

I take it she's a Lib then.

How about the boy?

He's becoming more liberal cuz he's a poor college student.

Tahoe, how many people have you shot?

I take it she's a Lib then.

I take it you didn't read 49 then

I read 49. You seemed a little upset, so I got the impression that she's a Lib.

I'm calm and happy...and see 49

And how bout that sig of mine? AWESOME!

What do you think about Chaldeans?

Never heard of them...mean no disrespect, just know nothing about them.

What are your feelings about Wil Ledezma the poster?

Feel free to be as brutally honest as you want because he will not read the post anyway.

He's young

Tahoe, do you like it when another man calls you big guy?

I wouldn't know, cuz ttbomk no one has, big guy.

Thanks for answering, big guy.

Big guy sounds retarted

my latest retarted story...maybe I've already shared it...but we have several blockbusters around here. I went to one and they only had disc 2 of 24 (did I mention the wife and me are watching 24?), so this lil G girl behind the counter called the BB down the road and they had disc1, I said and they have disc 2 also, right? Cuz I want to rent both at the same store. She said Yea, renting 1 here and the other there would be retarted.

ok, moving on

(24 is awesome btw, check it out if you get the chance and have consistent viewing time)

I'm out.

They still have Blockbusters? I haven't seen one in a couple years. Thought they were all gone.

Tahoe, do you have any questions for us?

There are 3 BB within a mile or 2. Not a good plan, imo.

Tahoe, do you have any questions for us?

Yes, hows Cleveland?

^ What a dick ha?

Tahoe, does your wife take you for walks often?

Check your pms...thin ice

Tahoe,

Were you disappointed that nobody mentioned your 15,000th post?

Nope, cuz I just realized it.

lol, I thought sure this was going to be some football question you knew I wouldn't know the answer too. Kind of like I've been giving you lately for some reason.

Tahoe,

Who do you have ranked as the top pulling guard under 6'2" in the draft?

Zip Goshboots

Tahoe,

On a scale from 0 to 0, how much blame does Izzo deserve for yesterday's B10 Tourney flameout?

I'll answer this later as the Shuttle Astro's are in the closeout room.

Quit bothering me!

BTW...Dicky V better watch out if he comes to East Lansing. He done pissed of Izzbro.

I'll answer this later as the Shuttle Astro's are in the closeout room.

Quit bothering me!

OMG!

Fuck that shit. I'd rather go to prison. You'd never fucking get me on that flying BBQ pit.

Scared of flying, bro?

Absolutely. I'd be in Michigan more than once a year if I wasn't. I used to fly all the time, but I don't like it.

These Shuttle cats are crazy. That's not even in the same ballpark.

I used to be.

Tahoe,

What is your favorite month "in the D"?

October

Not the answer that I was looking (praying) for.

APRIL IN THE D!

Every time I hear that song, I hate April a little bit more.

^ Thats not a question

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

Beer

and cleavage

and winning sports teams

to drink beer to.

fail :(

Tahoe, where did LDB go?

He told me he was going to jerk it to some Sarah Siverman

I can understand October in the D (ghey) being Tahoe's favorite month: There's nothing going on in Michigan sports to distract him from pornhub.

Favorite three presidents of all time?

Fuck if I know. I didn't do so well in history or Gov't. Too early in the school day.

But of the modern Prezs, Gotta go with Dubya in there some place. No one knew what the fuck was going on after 911. No one knew if there were attacks coming, from inside the US, nuclear, anthrax. He held it all together and pulled us through the most horific attack on the US in the history of us.

Clinton had shortcomings, but he was alright. Of course Reagan, Carter can lick a snakes ass. Fuck, I don't know. never thought about it.

Fuck, marry, kill: Pelosi, Sotomayor, Hillary

Who do you hate more, Che or Mr. T?

If given the chance to shove BO, would you do it?

And how about that fuckin' deadbeat next door neighbor of yours?

Tahoe, is "douchebag" officially overused?

They prolly both have/had about the same policies, which I strongly disagree with, but I don't hate either of them.

I'd love to go smoke a doobie with BO.

Tahoe, what DID you do well in when it came to school?

Tahoe, which of these shitty bands do you like most: Hinder, Buckcherry, Theory of a Deadman?

If given the chance to shove BO, would you do it?

And how about that fuckin' deadbeat next door neighbor of yours?

I don't mind deadbeats, just deadbeats on my dime.

Tahoe, what DID you do well in when it came to school?

Mainly, fuckin off.

Tahoe, is "douchebag" officially overused?

Lil bit it is. Thats why douche nozzle or douche hose come in handy sometimes.

Tahoe, are you going to ask me how my surgery went?

Ass cyst?

How's your ass doin?

Good. Still a lil groggy.

Going to go lay back down, bbl.

Drink some liquor, brown liquor. Anything, Chivas, Jack, or brown paper bag quality brown liquor, just drink some.

Drink some liquor, brown liquor. Anything, Chivas, Jack, or brown paper bag quality brown liquor, just drink some.

I'd veto any brown paper bag quality shit. If the guy just had ass surgery, he doesn't need to have a :SHIT STORM!: in the morning.

Drink some liquor, brown liquor. Anything, Chivas, Jack, or brown paper bag quality brown liquor, just drink some.

Add to this, some quality Mexican food, Taco Bell works great. Pick up some HOT SAUCE on the way home from your local grocer, along with some jalapenos.

I actually went straight to Taco Bell immediately afterwards. 3 Chicken Ranch Gorditas. AND a fucking Dew to wash it down.

Tahoe, Google is being stupid. How do I fix this?


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Tahoe, what's your favorite (old) Metallica song?

Sheeeeesh...I'm not ashamed to admit that I was pretty much listening to lots of Jazz and Blues back then...early-mid 80s. Wasn't that about the time that Metalica was big?

I loved Black Sabbath and shit I can't even remember half of the old rock bands I listened to in 72-76 type of thing.

Early 80s were the better living through chemistry years and Jazz hit the spot. Pink Floyd was kicking butt then too.

Sorry man.

Sheeeeesh...I'm not ashamed to admit that I was pretty much listening to lots of Jazz and Blues back then...early-mid 80s. Wasn't that about the time that Metalica was big?

I loved Black Sabbath and shit I can't even remember half of the old rock bands I listened to in 72-76 type of thing.

Early 80s were the better living through chemistry years and Jazz hit the spot. Pink Floyd was kicking butt then too.

Sorry man.

That was the kind of answer I was hoping for.

DIO OR OZZY?

Led Zeplin, Montrose, Stones.

You have to realize how little time Hard Rock was on the earth when shit like this came out. I mean, a decade or so, imo, Yes, but this was a kick ass song back then.

lUeuAnMNDhA

Dio or Ozzy?

Oz

Favorite WTF thread?

Clearly, no doubt, not even a close call...

tie between Currently listening to and not trying to toot moh, but Things that suck thread.

I actually reread some of that recently cuz I was looking for something and was lol.

edit...

also that was supposed to be somewhat funny...you know...no doubt a tie.

Zip's Sould Music thread

you drunk bro?

Just tired as fuck

I work too hard for as old as I am.

Do you like Seth Rogen?

Who's that?

Am I right? Late 50s?

Is Linda Cohn terrible or what?

Terble as they come.

Aks me if I think I'm getting sick.

I forgot about Jimi Hendrix. I'm going to hell for that.

Man, you got any spare change?

http://msp89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/turtle1985_19/cheeseburgers.jpg

whatever_gong82
randyblacklad
bukdow
田武雄
Clemedia

^ Jeff, what do you think the real names of those posters are?

Wayne
Randy
Brian
Usandra
Clive

Roy, I've been coughing like crazy lately and feel like there's something always wrong with me nowadays. Is there someone above that has it out for me? Or is it just shitty luck?

Drink heavily and head to the titty bar.

You know, do positive things like that.

Ever get in trouble with PETA?

I'm only prolly the best pet owner ever.

However, I did tell some charity organization to fuck off the other day, when they asked for some donations of my old clothes for starving peeps around the world.

I told them to fuck off cuz anyone fitting into my clothes, isn't starving.

Who wins in a fist fight, Fool or Glan?

How bad do you think you'd kick Black Dynamite's ass?

I see a fight between them as neither showing interest... they simply turn and walk away. I just don't know for sure if they would walk to bar and have a beer or not.

btw...Rush kicks both their asses.

How bad do you think you'd kick Black Dynamite's ass?

I pretty sure it'd be fairly ugly. He might get his fists up, but thats about it.

Seriously, I could have a beer with him if he drinks.

Tahoe who would you most like to have a beer with from WTF?

Is Larry Foote still the man?

Tahoe who would you most like to have a beer with from WTF?

yeah, who? Pharaoh?

Should I go back to lobbying for my own banning again?

Is Larry Foote still the man?

I have to admit that he is slipping a lil bit.

Mxy. He'd get owned and wouldn't be able to link to anything in a bar. and vinny
DrRay Cuz he likes beer.
Glen, but he prolly doesn't have consitent drinking time.
Pharoah
Black Dyna...

ah shit, everyone. Motown, Chris, you (but you dont' drink), fool but I prolly wouldn't be able to understand him.

diddy, kstat in a beer summit for sure.

I'm forgetting lots of peeps in the NBA forum that don't post much too.

Which WTF poster do you think would be the nicest "irl"?

Mxy. He'd get owned and wouldn't be able to link to anything in a bar. and vinny
DrRay Cuz he likes beer.
Glen, but he prolly doesn't have consitent drinking time.
Pharoah
Black Dyna...

ah shit, everyone. Motown, Chris, you (but you dont' drink), fool but I prolly wouldn't be able to understand him.

diddy, kstat in a beer summit for sure.

I'm forgetting lots of peeps in the NBA forum that don't post much too.

as much as you.

There is this titty bar in Romulus and you should get wasted there with me and DrRay as we are about the only 3 who aren't married. btw...I'm married, but not when I'm in Michigan.

I almost got married one time, but I don't want to talk about dat.

Am I conceited for thinking I'm probably the nicest guy on this board? I'm relaly fucking nice.

MOLA probably gives me a run for my money though. He seems super nice.

DrRay is probably really nice, too.

Vinny as well.

shit, I knew I forgot about someone, M1. Then again, I think half of you bleebs are using 2 or 3 names anyway.

I almost got married one time, but I don't want to talk about dat.

Am I conceited for thinking I'm probably the nicest guy on this board? I'm relaly fucking nice.

You told me all about it and so did bubs.

You are not conceited, just wrong. you are prolly about the 136th nicest person on the board.

What kind of women are you into the most? Asian? Latinas?

Good looking and not a chubster.

can you clear your PMs?

^ like the Spurs

Favorite boxer(s)?

Ali
Aaron Pryor

gotta respect gayweather, but it doesn't mean I like him.

Boobs or booty?

BOOOOOOOOBS!

I like booty. This isn't the Aks TBeau thread though, so STFU TBeau!

Does it get any better than Brazilian chicks?

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

LET ME FINISH!

Brazilian chicks that do anal?

You in Rio, LDB?

Btw, Latina broads ftfw.

I wish, my man. I wish.


Btw, Latina broads ftfw.

FUCKING TRUTH

Tahoe do you think an "Aks Shoopy" thread is in order?

Best pickup line of all time.

"En mis pantalones tengo burrito frio."

Try it.

I'm going to have to ask detroitexport what that means.

Because you've become one of my favorite posters, I trust that it's something that'll get me loads of Brazilian ass.

Means a lot.

Not to go Halle on you guys, but I lurked for a good three years before joining.

First time I saw the place was circa Unity Volcano, pre Zip's peak.

I lurked every now and then to see what my good pal Bubbles was up to. Don't know what caused me to sign up, but I did, and the rest is history.

Means a lot.

Not to go Halle on you guys, but I lurked for a good three years before joining.

First time I saw the place was circa Unity Volcano, pre Zip's peak.

That's just fucking crazy.

My lurk for that long? If nothing came up in 3 years that made you wanna join then what finally made you? Was it the CR?

That's just fucking crazy.

My lurk for that long? If nothing came up in 3 years that made you wanna join then what finally made you? Was it the CR?

The NoSpam! verification wouldn't work. I tried on several occasions.

Another thing was my lack of confidence in my ability to keep up and contribute with the sarcasm/humor around here.

Didn't think I could handle it at the time.

I'm going to have to ask detroitexport what that means.

Because you've become one of my favorite posters, I trust that it's something that'll get me loads of Brazilian ass.


In Mexico: "In my pants I have cold burrito."

In the rest of the Spanish speaking world: "In my pants I have cold little donkey."

Tahoe,

Have you ever eaten so many York Peppermint Patties that you break out in the sweats?

Um, neither have I.

Tahoe, is Adrian Peterson overrated?

He likely fumbled 3 times while I wrote this post.

Watching Jersey Shore? Fuck, I fucking hate Sam and Ronnie.

Peep the new sig. Do I speak the Paul Pierce or what?

I'm jelly!

You watching Kourtney and Kim Take New York? They are extra annoying. I GET IT, Kim is single! Gawd!

No. Watched Rex and Mike's comments then on to a movie with the wife. Turner Classics. Husband guy.

I'm still just boyfriend guy

^ new thread?

I'm still just boyfriend guy

^ new thread?
I thought Rosie dumped you?

Do you really like this UM basketball team?

I don't know...I think this is the first time I've seen them this year. First time in a long time anyway. I'm just a homer, Homer. know I'm sayin?

Do you have a mullet? I've always pictured you as having one, for some reason.

I always picture him looking like the chopper show guy.

I always picture him as my uncle.

^ I'm all of those things.

Watching Duke vs UNC tonight? I've decided that I'm now a Tarheel fan.

I can't do it. After the Pistons, I think they're on at 4pm, I'll roll with some Turner Classics than once she hits the hay, over to the back house and listin to some MUSIC! ... LOUD MUSIC!

YEAH YOU GET LOUD WITH YOUR DOOBIE BROTHERS!!

Yeah, nice try. Doobie Brothers were libs. j/k

Yeah you get loud with your Ted Nugent!!!

Should Glan stay or should he go? You haven't chimed in yet.

You're my BFF on here, am I yours?

have you been to the mall lately?

He's definately slipping. I mean you had to post the Buckles died. Speaks volumes.

You're my BFF on here, am I yours?

Vinny already asked me.

have you been to the mall lately?

I would but don't have any ratings for malls out here. Don't know which one to go to.

Who's Jeneen Mariah DeLaO and why were you trolling her on Twitter?

lol I read the #breakup texts or something and her's was weak....WEAK.. weaker than mine, so I popped her. She popped back... end of story. She looks hot as hell. I doubt its her. She prolly loves me.

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Stoked for Duke/UNC like I am? I've got the Dew, the chips and the dip ready to go!!

SMASH IT DEWD!

Mom says I can have 6 people downstairs tonight with me. Super fucking stoked!!!

WOAH! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR MAN! GET CRACKING! (http://detroit.craigslist.org/)

I haven't posted a troll ad on there in a while. Thanks for reminding me!!

Should I activate "Sal" mode and challenge everyone to a fight again?

Just be honest.

HEY BROS! LOOKING FOR A FEW REAL BROS TO COME HANG OUT FOR THE UNC/DUKE GAME! I ALREADY GOT THE DEW, YOU BRING THE 'RITOS AND LET'S HAVE A HANG! I CAN HOST, MAX SIX PEOPLE, NO NERDS!!! I'VE GOT X_BOX!

Fucking lol'd.

"also, no fags!!!"

Lol, "No fags" is so much better, was trying to think of something like that but nerds came out.

Lol, I'm so close to posting that with my buddy's email address but there's no way to confirm it....

I doubt this guy's a fuckin' Dem!!

iam a 22 year old lookin to meet a down to earth average girl thats life does not run around mtv,big sunglasses, and fake tans, i have a full time job, own my own place, have a truck , iam not looking for

a welfare case, u must work and drive, i just want a girl that likes the simple things, country music camoflauge and the so on, i am 6'4 an over 200 pounds and have no kids , i have pictures and will

reply with a picture if one is sent to me, prove me wrong ladies show me there are still a few good ol country girls out there. please put ur name in the response so i know that u are real.

Hey, I'm just looking for a cool girl I can hang out with and get to know, possibly go out and have a blast.
I'm 6ft tall, 170lbs, white, very attractive, great body, nice but far from a push-over, spontaneous, nice car and job.
I don't want any pressure for a relationship, or to hook up. I'm looking to have fun and take things as they come and let them happen naturally.
Personality is a big part of what makes someone attractive to me, so I'm not really shallow on race and size.
You must be around my age, so 18-26 depending on how mature yet fun you can be, and live in or around oakland county.
I love to go to movies, dinner, drinks, dancing, bowling, parties, hang with friends, pool, sports games, renting movies, pretty much everything.
You've gotta be a spontaneous person, not everything in life has to be planned out, and being spontaneous can be some of the best times :)
So if you're interested send me an email with your picture. Put your name as the title so I know it's real.
And this is definitely a real ad, it's Saturday and it's raining all dayyy

Then he attaches this pic:

http://images.craigslist.org/3k03m33o45T65P45R1b35e152102dbad5157b.jpg

Um, yeah. Sure dude.

http://images.craigslist.org/3k03m33o45T65P45R1b35e152102dbad5157b.jpg


^ Now we know who watches Jerry Springer and votes Dem.

Tbro, you should invite Barry Smith (http://twitter.com/#%21/legalbear) over...(one of your followers....)

Yeah, we can go through Tahoe's criminal records together!

He's a "Self Taught Lawyer".

When was the last time you were in your hometown of Cryami?

Wow...long, long time. 05 or so.

When the Pistons broke your heart in game 7?

^tried finding a copy of that game somewhere. I was able to locate Pistons/Pacers game 6 (04), but I stupidly deleted it.

Everything I do... I do stupidly.

I had back surgery the night Sheed let Horry shoot the 3.

SO IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!

What were you doing when the Pistons went up 9 in game 7?

Getting knee surgery?

I was so high when they woke me up from surgery, I remember not even caring that we lost.

Your back cost us back-to-back championships. SMH!

What happened though?

Sheed went to double another guy and left Horry open and he hit a 3. j/k

TO YOUR FUCKING BACK YOU SMART ASS

lol

Construction injury. Most painful thing ever. Surgery. Feel good now. Lower back not perfect, but pefect relative to what it was back then.

Sorry man, I know you like to stay in the present and not look back. I was just curious.

Lemme guess... you are not a golfer.