I golf, but I'm a hockey player at heart.

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Happy-Gilmore-adam-sandler-203851_370_573.jpg

lol...great comeback.

Sorry man, I know you like to stay in the present and not look back. I was just curious.

Back! Get it?

lol...great comeback.

rofl

"Currently listening to..." thread tonight?

Alert DrRay.

I might have to go some dumb shit that I don't want to do. But if not, hellz yeah.

sorry broz, i was in chicaggy getting drunken

Where'd you go? Parade and all that?

You didn't call Vinny up and see if he wanted to hang?

yeah we went for a bit of the parade and to check out the river

walked a million miles to Navy Pier, poured whiskey in my diet coke, ate a hot dog

got back to our hostel at about 4:00 pm. somehow I wasn't drunk so I slammed four guiness in about 10 minutes and we gambled on dice and finished the whiskey. took a nap, woke up, went out and met up with one of my friends and stayed up until 4:30, went to the Golden Nugget and ate some food, went back to hostel and ate leftover deep dish, went to sleep, woke up at 8:00 and we drove back to Dayton

/life story

Were you at the Hostel on Arlington maybe? Near Clark St? (There's a Golden Nugget right by there...)

yup!

That's reasonably close to where I was. Do you remember any of the bars you went to?

Mickey's , the Field House

get a room

Gotcha. There's a Lions bar right there too, Tin Lizzie.

If you had taken a right out of the hostel instead of a left you probably would have ended up where I was.

My buddy used to bartend at the closest bar to the hostel (now long closed) and all the hostel people used to come in till the bar closed for the night and then we'd all go back to the hostel and they'd have a keg in this shady ass basement with a Pinbot pinball machine.

shit the Tin Lizzie was a Lions bar? damnit. We didn't go there, but were thinking about it.

Oh well, next time! The Field House is a Flyers (UD) bar, I guess. I started the Flyers chant and people went along with it. EPIC

and we found some dude's cuban cigars and glasses there.

MLS season 16 starts tonight!! Who do you have winning it all?

DETROIT!

Are you ready to admit, here today, that you only love Coors Light because of those incredibly awesome "Love Train" commercials?

I'll answer it this way...I hurt my back the other day jumping for the remote to mute those pieces of shit.

Miller Lite comershes are sooooo much better, along with the beer.

Even if Coors Light is for wingnuts and Miller Lite is for Libs?

^ Thats low, bro. There is no evidence to support that.

You know about the Coors family, right?

UNION WORKERS FROM WISCONSIN BREW LITE

Weren't they Nazis or some shit?

UNION WORKERS FROM WISCONSIN BREW LITE


Private Union. Its different.

What do you think of people that give themselves nicknames?

Depends on if they are serious or not. If serious, DOUCHE BAG! I mean if they really want to be called something, its a lil weird, imo.

If you go by a shortened version of your full name, is that considered a nickname?

Bro, is it weird if I'm picturing you, DrRay and I going to the Tigers game & getting into a fight with three other guys and laughing?

You won't be laughing long when me, Zip and CCCSDAD are finished with you.

281 yes. Nothing wrong wit dat.
282. It won't be a shoving match.
283. It won't be a shoving match.

We certainly won't be trading shirts.

Do you remember my Syndicate avatar? I just cracked up thinking about it. Ahead of my time with that one.

Vaguely. I remember talking about it but forgot what it was. I'm an old man.

What's your favorite Jim Rome rant: gym guy? likes to fight guy? other?

Likes to fight... kinda goes without saying, right?

Problem is that he's prolly talking about me sometimes. Its a way of laughing at myself.

<--- internet likes to fight guy

bukdow never did accept my challenge.

Isn't there a pet peeves thread? Bump it for me?

I realize that this between you two bros, but I like 'softball guy'.

You're a bro, too, Glanny Ice.

G-Dan.

I need to do some diggin on softball guy, but the bits that I do remember rated highly.

Sport - not a Sport is good too.

Remember those back in the day...

It can't be a sport of someone has to tell you who won a few minutes after the competition is over. Figure Skating.

Can't be a sport if you get better at it the more beer you drink...bowling, etc.

I can't remember now how he blew NASCAR out of the water but he made a case that its...NOT A SPORT.

PET FUCKING PEEVE:

When you aks somebody something and then, before answering it, they repeat the fucking question.

"Hey, Tahoe, you goin' to drink some beers tonight?"
"Am I going to drink some beers tonight? Hell fucking yeah"

Also, when you're lying there trying to sleep or actually are sleeping... "Are you sleeping?" "Are you going to sleep?"

What the fuck does it look like, shithead???

If you don't have an iPhone, is it true that you don't have an iPhone?

If you don't have an iphone you can still have one.

If you don't have an iphone you can still have one.

lol'd

So, were you mad at any point today?

I wasn't afaict.

It feels so fuckin good to not be sick. I worked this am, worked out, did some studying, drank some beers and went to my buds house to check on duke.

But I must have had some road rage at some point. I just don't remember it.

So, were you mad at any point today?

Butrmtwasmelastnightandthenightb4

What's the latest on Dean?

He isn't in this town anymore, the last I heard. He left for a less expensive cost of living. Smart.

av suggestions?

I'm frickin stumped right now. Sorry bro.

Hawaii again?

Back must've went out on him.

Twitter. The worlds message board.

You seem, I don't know, disgruntled, maybe?

What's up?

Disgruntled? Not a bit. Lovin life, bro.

What the hell's been up?

Too soon to get your Superbowl prediction?

What the hell's been up?

Busy as hell...whatever that means...BUSY!

Lions v ???

RAVENS!

Oh man, never thought about that when I posted that. That'd be sweet. The gloves would come off bro.

Flacco wouldn't be able to hold onto the ball too long with Suh and co. coming, that's fer sho.

And since I'm from the D, it'd be like I win either way.

Bammer or LSWho?
Ravens or Steelers?
Rams or Cardinals?

Bammer or LSWho?
Ravens or Steelers?
Rams or Cardinals?

I've been going back and forth, but finally decided to go with Bama.
Ravens
I need more time on Rams Cards. sometimes these type games can be better than the marquis matchups.

Heart says LSU
Gayvens will victory
Rams get their first win

Rams already have a win you cocksucker. You might be fired as my assistant dickmunch.

yeah I realized that after I posted.

TOO DRUNK LAST WEEK LOL

You're the one person that still cares about Pacquaio/Mayweather, aren't you?

How's the new babe?

You're the one person that still cares about Pacquaio/Mayweather, aren't you?

Fuck'n A!

did you see Sugar? Still hasn;t been knocked down. Alvarez or something will be a gad ass. I was pulling for Cotto but didn't happen. sets up pac v may...again.

Don't think Bradley is just a fuckin warm up. dude could take Paq and fuck everyfuckinthing up. I expect pac to win, but should'nt be a heavy fav.

NFC Norf: best division in football?






(Poor MoTown's Vikings.)

That Cotto/Mayweather fight was highly entertaining, BTW.

#329 Honestly don't know. I don't follow enuf in the offseason anymore to know.

#330 The fight pissed me off. Mayweather went right over the top of Cotto's guard numerous times in the 4th and Cotto didn't do shit to change up. Cotto is dead to me. Really disappointed in him in that fight, you guys?

Have you been using Ageless Male as of late or something, bro?

No. You have to understand that The Tahoe is ageless.

I have so much to understand....

Did you forget your Twitter info? You could do some damage, dude brah.

I don't even remember my accounts...what one was attached to WTFDetroit? Also, I know your just fuckin around.

Since I can't find the Tahoe Appreciation Thread...

Glad to see you around again. (No fucking around)

how's ur weekend duder?

Not bad...hunted this morning with a huge fuckin hangover and then chilled this afternoon. Didn't have a beer till 4 something.

urs?

Top 5 favorite non-porno flicks?

You mean like Godfather and shit like that?

si

Godfather
Pulp
The Deer Hunter
Apocalypse Now
High School Musical 3

DOOD! DEER HUNTER! Solid.

Who's the broad that RMT is married to? Have you nailed her before?

Never hosed her. She new to our group. 'Our group' is getting smaller too. Peeps moving away and shit like that. Peeps getting in arguments and shit like that too.

Stafford or Flacco?
Stafford or Freeman?
Stafford or Romo?
Stafford or RG3?
Stafford or Luck?
Stafford or Cuntler?
Stafford or Dalton?
Stafford or Newton?
Stafford or Culpepper?

Nice call on Culpepper, lol.

Forgot about Culpepper. Who did you dipshits want....oh yeah, y'all wanted to trade the farm for an old man... Who is out of football, btw.

Y'all came up a Millen'esque move right there.

Stafford or Flacco?
Stafford or Freeman?
Stafford or Romo?
Stafford or RG3?
Stafford or Luck?
Stafford or Cuntler?
Stafford or Dalton?
Stafford or Newton?
Stafford or Culpepper?

Anyone of those guys sans Culpepper

Note that I didn't include Matty Ice. That was because NOBODY gets taken over Matty Ice.

What sounds better to you tonight, French Connection or Usual Suspects?

Really like Usual Suspects.

Hey bro, what's up?

Eating ice cream and watching FOXNEWS!

Hell yeah!

So what are you up to, man?

Believe it or not, I knew that was coming. lol

Had somebody do that to me the other day.

"So what have you been up to, dude?"
-Conversation ensues for about 30 seconds-
"So what have you been up to lately?"

Ever see Charley Varrick? If so, worth watching?

Never saw it.

So what do you think of this Lance Armstrong stuff, T?

SUCKS! I guess I was in denial.

Have you seen Black Swan?

Negative! I saw a white swan.

LOL

How's your cycling been?

^ which...cycling? :)

Seriously fell off quite a bit after riding around Lake Tahoe. It was fuckin hard. Still ride from Roseville (home) to Old Sac and back occasionally. I ride stationary at least twice a day at the gym. Wen't mt biking last week and could go Saturday, but there are too many going and I don't like to be held up. I don't mind it sometimes, but not evertime I go out. I understand not everyone rides all the time, but when i go I like to tear shit up.

Am I going to like the way you mock the draft?

After today, do the Lions need to acquire a top notch kicker?

Am I going to like the way you mock the draft?

I'm gonna mock D's draft.

alsonot

After today, do the Lions need to acquire a top notch kicker?

No, a QB that doesn't scramble INTO sacks.

Staff is retartit.

Hey T, what's up?

Stafert is a DOUCHE! thats whats up

TBRO, I can never find the "Aks you' thread cuz i can't remember the name it was under. Could you ask your great friend, and mine, Gla to pin our 'AKs' threads so i can find it when I need it? Thanks. Or give WTFCentral a 2nd page of threads.

Now I can't remember what i was going to aks you.

Playoff predicksh?

this weekend I'm rollin wif Houston, GB, Ravens and my Seacawks.

Sounds about right. the Seacawks/Foreskins game is such a toss-up, though.

Dude, did you ever ask your friend, and mine, Gla to sticky your 'Aks' thread?

Dude, did you ever ask your friend, and mine, Gla to sticky your 'Aks' thread?
Are you aksing yourself?

Bro, "Currently watching..." was already stickied. I can't press my luck.

Wait, no, it wasn't. It should be.

Are you aksing yourself?

No U!

Ha!

^ Couldn't have done it without you, D.

At least I think that was you who started it.

Your top 5 most hated affletes at the moment?

Did you know that Julio Jones's real name is Quintorris Lopez Jones?

1. KG
2. Roger Clemens
3. All of the top draft picks (NBA, NFL) that get huge contracts and are total turds. Ryan Leaf, can't even think about the NBA big men that have been drafted and were complete busts. The QB from LSU that went to the Raiders??? Those type guys.
4. Mark McGwire
5. I'm trying to decide which Yankee to post.

Honorable mention Brett Favre, Dwight Howard, Gla.

Did you know that Julio Jones's real name is Quintorris Lopez Jones?

Dude, no. But this is the kind of stuff I can count on you for. It made you the Best WTF poster for 4 consecutive years.

Whatever happened to crew 2?

Things were getting slow so I called INS on them. Was working along side of them. Acted like WTF? Problem solved. nofuckinwayiddodat
alsonofuki9nwayiddodat

KG vs Dwight: who wins in a fight?

Dwight, but they'd prolly just be scratching faces, trying to pull their shirts off and pulling hair if they had any.

Grabbing nuts.

^ grabing each others pussies.

T, this guy I know - let's call him Jim - has this uncle who's cheating on his wife. Said uncle even brought his girlfriend over to Jim's place. What should Jim do? Jim has never cared for this uncle, FWIW.

Jim should not let said Uncle in or if wanting to play it cool, grab a coat and act like Jim is just leaving.

What do our Lions have to do to get on our Ravens' level? List your top five.

New owner
New GM
New OC and DC at the very least.
Draft an OLine
Hire Bill Cowher

#6 - acquire top notch QB?

Nah...he's prolly salvagable (sp?). But he MIGHT NOT be. Seriously. He might be toast. He has such bad fundamentals that he may not be able to be revamped or something.

WOTS is the Clips are trying to get KG. Do they become your most hated if that happens?

^ THAT WOULD SUCK! i like the Clipz.

Do you feel like the board has become a parody of itself at this point?

(I don't even know wtf I mean by "parody of itself")

^ Me either.

But still diggin the place.

There are only a handful of places I can grab a beer, or 11, throw my feet up and be myself.

Who wins in a game, the $cUM men's basketball team or the Pistons?

Top five favorite NBA ballers at the 'ment?

Steph Curry

Melo

Pau Gasol

I think Durant

Lyndon Baines Johnson

I'm forgetting sopmeone

CP3? I like Zach Randolph.

there's prolly someone on the Pacers...just don't follow them...Fool?

Lilliard?

who are you and why is my misspelled name in your mouth, spewing fallacies

Awwww shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got any BOLD predictions you'd like to make for the Lions?

If our defense shows up...

Hey bro, not a Q, just wanted to tell you I'm happy you're posting again. The board's a better place with your presence, even with the difference of opinion on some things.

T,

Difference "in" opinion or difference "of" opinion? Something else?

FUCK. My skillz are turning to shit.

Oh man I would have been bummed if I came back and this place would have been 'done'

I had 3 big jobs going at once. So fuckin busy. Made good money, really good money so I wasn't just spinning my wheels, but way, way too much stress for this old man. I'm taking a couple of months off. So you'll be tired of me in a lil bit. :)

what you been bumpin' lately? Nugent? Gin Blossoms? My new stuff?

You know what...had a split with a girl and music just isn't right for me right now. I'm about to head back to the gym next week though so I'll get back to something.

Sorry 'bout the split, but you seem to rebound pretty quickly.

^ it was the right thing...again. Hurts a lil bit for a lil bit, but when you know its the right thing, its no big deal.

The thing is that I don't want a long term, so when someone needs to go to the next level and you know it isn't right, but it'll be a split, so be it. Have a vodka/cran/diet 7up and move on. Move on.

And thanks for your kind words here in your last couple posts, you fuckin piece of shit. :)

^ it was the right thing...again. Hurts a lil bit for a lil bit, but when you know its the right thing, its no big deal.

The thing is that I don't want a long term, so when someone needs to go to the next level and you know it isn't right, but it'll be a split, so be it. Have a vodka/cran/diet 7up and move on. Move on.

http://www.moveon.org

Did you forget about the "I'm going to" thread? Needs updatin'.

I honestly don't know what thread your talking about, bro.

Y u no tweet? We could do some beautiful things together.

I do, but not from wtftahoe. I think I have a wtftahoe acct. It works on Mlive.

1-10, how stoked are you for Fox Sports 1?

I just hope it gives ESPN some competition. I'd be rooting for NBC to come up with competition for ESPN and you know I don't like NBC.

ESPN has gotten to big and they control too much. We need some competition for them.

You should check out foxsports.com and see the articles and shit they write. They aren't kissing everyones ass all the time. They are snarky. I like it.

So if they aren't good, not so stoked, but if they are good and blaze their own trail and don't try to be like ESPN, STOKED.

I guess they start tomorrow...forgot about that.

When was the last time you wore jorts?

http://cooltightsweet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/gator-jorts.jpg

lol @ me. I have no idea what ur talking about.

Hey guys, quick update. I just told my family I don't care what they think and I'm an American, I can wear whatever I want. So today, after going out with my family, I proudly wore my Jorts with a nice beater. I don't care what they think about my Jorts. I'll continue to wear Jorts for the rest of my life, despite what they think.

Oh, jorts are shorts?

How devestated will you be if the 'gers don't win the World Series this year, bro?

Dude, thats a hard one. If we at least play like we can play it will be an easier pill to swallow. Still tough though, cuz we have one of the most talented rosters in MLB. So if we play to potential, we should win it. I just don't want to stink up the joint like we did last year. EMBARRASSING

yeah, that.

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Miss the playoffs

OR

Get to the World Series and humiliate "our"selves like the last two trips?



Just a hypothetical. Obviously "we" aren't missing the 'offs this year.

Prolly miss the playoffs. But Mr I spends a lot so let him get some of that playoff dough he deserves.

You pro-semite or anti-semite?

Whatever anti-Braun makes me.

Anti-fuckwad?

http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/braun.jpg

Do you have a favorite NASCAR driver?

I'd like Junior to fuck win, but not into it too much. I think I usually watch the Daytona 500 (1st race of the year) and thats it.

Did you hear that Dale Earnhardt is on the radio?

No.

And the dash and the speedometer and the steering wheel.

I'm thinkin the dash, speedometer and steering wheel might be more interesting.

And the dash and the speedometer and the steering wheel.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es

Ever been to Seattle?

Hellz yeah. Love it up there. Its a clean San Francisco. Didn't like Portland as much.

Yeah, Portland's full of hipster libs.

How are things in your neck of the woods today?

I seriously hate this but my neck is fine but only cuz of narcotics and alcohol. At least I admit it.

I was getting a group of peeps together to ride from sunrise ave bridge to old sac and back and my neck hurts so much I'm not sure I can make it.

Stafford or Tebow????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1

Dudie...could I go with Hill?

Stafford or BRADY QUINN?

Stafford by a hair.

Which team is the lesser of two evils for you, bro: 49ers or Packers?

Newt Gingrich just predicted Packers over Bronchoes in the Super Bowl, agree?

Seattle over BroncHoes.

Hate the 49ers bro. Not even close. I hate Minni more than the Pack.

How much do you hate the bears?

Hate them like the Packers. Its Minni that I despise.

What about the Tennessee Titans?

I can honestly say I don't know more than a handful of guys on the roster. And now that Fisher is gone, I don't give a shit about them.

Do you like the Chiefs chances to go 8-8 this year? I think they might surprise some peeps.

Rank these QBs?

Peyton
Brady
Brees
Rodgers
Matty Ice
RG3
Kaep
Flacco
Eli
Big Ben
Statsford
Schaub
Cutler
Rivers
Dalton
Romo
Luck
Russell Wilson
Newton

Are you also annoyed that the first "e" in Kaepernick exists?

Rank these QBs?

Peyton
Brady
Brees
Rodgers
Matty Ice
RG3
Kaep
Flacco
Eli
Big Ben
Statsford
Schaub
Cutler
Rivers
Dalton
Romo
Luck
Russell Wilson
Newton

I figured I'd aks you since you're our QB expert.

Rank these QBs?

Peyton
Brady
Brees
Rodgers
Matty Ice
RG3 Too high
Kaep
Flacco Too low
Eli
Big Ben
Statsford Too high
Schaub
Cutler
Rivers
Dalton
Romo Too low
Luck Way too low
Russell Wilson Way to low
Newton

I'll have to look at that again.

Are you also annoyed that the first "e" in Kaepernick exists?

It doesn't exist. The Kapernick's spelled it wrong.

Money Mayweather or Canelo?

Money.

Was trying to check out the ring when I was in Vegas but all doors locked. This one cat was going in and I saw a lil bit not like boner worthy view or anything like that. Tix were 2k-ish.

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/files/original/keith-classic-5_11.jpg

Thoughts?

Do you have more or less than 7 cats?

Do you like Tom Brady?

Is it gay that I just called you "TaTa"?

Do you like your real name, whatever it is?

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/files/original/keith-classic-5_11.jpg

Thoughts?

Dude on the right had a head injury.

Sorry, thats what my first thoughts were.

Do you like Tom Brady?

did, but not anymore.

he acted like a punk last night. a bitch. he acted like a bitch last night.

I bet he wouldn't have jumped off like that on Aaron Hernandez.

Brady would have no shot against Hernandez in a dustup.

Do you think that new Bobby De Niro flick looks any good? The Family or something like that.

Do you have more or less than 7 cats?

Cats are Gods animals. We are Gods creations.

Sorry, too drunk to continue this non sequitur reply.

Brady would have no shot against Hernandez in a dustup.

ZERO

What's a sequitur?

ZERO

Do you think Brady lets Gisele use a dildo on him? No homo.

Do you think that new Bobby De Niro flick looks any good? The Family or something like that.

I used to like that chick thats in the flic. Fuck, I can't spell, but a guess is Michelle pfeifer??? something. Is that the movie? If so, yes, I'd go see if I went to movies.

I'm positive it totally sucks, but I haven't gone to the 'vies in a while, so fuck it, why not?

^ I know there was a ? there, but you don't have to answer.

Do you think Brady lets Gisele use a dildo on him? No homo.

I think Jizzele wears the pants.

Jizzele.

Ha!

Who would you like to see as Lions offensive coordinator, besides yourself?

All time favorite Lion?

I'm positive it totally sucks, but I haven't gone to the 'vies in a while, so fuck it, why not?

^ I know there was a ? there, but you don't have to answer.

I haven't either. These bishes these days don't know a good movie if it bites them in the ass.