You buying the Rams?

Selling!

U like red heads?

I don't.

Hispanics and Asians.

Unless they're red headed Hispanic or Asian.

no mas pelirojo.

Unless they're redheaded Hispanic or Asian.

gotcha

Always been big into the 'panics myself.

I enjoy them all, but it's not often that I see an Asian chick that "wows" me. The libs probably think I'm racist for saying that. smh

Did you watch the Arena Bowl? Cleveland got murdered. LOL

My Arizona Rattlers are now a DYNASTY, baby!

Didn't watch much of anything tday. Worked for a couple of hours after the Tigers were getting their butts kicked again this morning. Came back grilled some chicken. Pretty slow day. Highlight might've been me cutting my own hair.

I need a haircut badly.

You run into Ledezma while down in Vegas?

Nope.

Is my posting performance up to par this afternoon?

Absolutely.

I'm a lil off. Very tired.

Tonight I'm watching: Tigers, Sparty, Parks & Rec.

U?

Don't take that "U?" to mean that I might be watching you tonight, bro. I'm not that creepy.

You do have a nice crib, though.

Who's the hottest bish in the world right now IYO?

Selena Gomez

Tigers n Sparty.

Going to make Udon tnite. Had some great food in Vegas. Going to try to dup it tnite...maybe tomorrow nite.

What was the last concert you went to?

Was it Blue Oyster Cult?

You ever seen Dazed and Confused? I watched like the second half of it last night. Still have never watched it in full.

How often do you get hangnails?

I have a hangnail spreadsheet set up to keep track. I'll post it up later.

Dazed and Confused? No, but like the Led zeppelin.

Do you like Mark May?

What's your favorite 'za joint to visit?

Are you hard to find?

Yes
Mountain Mikes
No but not following that insider. saw it on the other thread. remember, I'm old.

WHY NOT US?

Well, my work here isn't done, but I'm gonna see if I can go start some shit somewhere in Al Gore's sandbox.

Winston or Losefford?

Hmmm I'd have to go with Golson.


Jimbo fisher is a dickhead.

Losefford.

Ha!

Ever drink Fireball?

You ever make one of those family tree things?

You ever make one of those family tree things?

And fill it with lies?

And fill it with lies?

What, you don't think he's really related to Jesus Christ, George Washington and Daunte Culpepper?

Sheeeeit Negro...did I ever drink fireball? C'mon man

I can only put it like this Tbro...


I was born in Saginaw, Michigan.
I grew up in a house on Saginaw Bay.
My dad was a poor hard working Saginaw fisherman:
Too many times he came home with too little pay.

I loved a girl in Saginaw, Michigan.
The daughter of a wealthy, wealthy man.
But he called me: "That son of a Saginaw fisherman."
And not good enough to claim his daughter's hand.

Now I'm up here in Alaska looking around for gold.
Like a crazy fool I'm a digging in this frozen ground, so cold.
But with each new day I pray I'll strike it rich and then,
I'll go back home and claim my love in Saginaw, Michigan.

I wrote my love in Saginaw, Michigan.
I said: "Honey, I'm a coming home, please wait for me.
"And you can tell your dad, I'm coming back a richer man
"I've hit the biggest strike in Klondyke history."

Her dad met me in Saginaw, Michigan.
He gave me a great big party with champagne.
Then he said: "Son, you're wise, young ambitious man.
"Will you sell your father-in-law your Klondyke claim?"

Now he's up there in Alaska digging in the cold, cold ground.
The greedy fool is a looking for the gold I never found.
It serves him right and no-one here is missing him.
Least of all the newly-weds of Saginaw, Michigan.

We're the happiest man and wife in Saginaw, Michigan.
He's ashamed to show his face in Saginaw, Michigan.

^ True story, Glanzie.

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?14231-Battle-Rap&p=435830#post435830

Think I find myself becoming more of a "casual" sports fan now. I still watch and enjoy, but it just ain't the same.
What about you?

I think what I saw from the 'vens over the last two weeks has changed me.

How does all the win feel, Tahoe?

The win feels good.


Now the "DO NOTHING" Senate won't DO NOTHING anymore? They won't be able to block progress by our representatives.


Its a good thing for the country.


Over 300 bills were on your Prince Harry's desk and he blocked them all. Now it'll come to your presidents desk.

And Yes, even pass a budget on time.

25-50 years bro??:

http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/index.ssf/2014/12/serial_bay_county_flasher_gets.html#incart_river

http://media.mlive.com/news/baycity_impact/photo/16092573-small.jpg

(Also anyone who claims that's not exactly how they pictured Tahoe is lying...)

:TAHOE:

Yuk!

So I say it's a given that the SB will be my Patriots vs. my Seahawks. Who do you think wins? Besides me, of course.

Me. I win. Both are 'my' teams.


I was born in Boston and grew up in Seattle.

I got Panthers, Steelers, Colts and LIONS this weekend. You?

Too early. I am on board with the Panthers though.


How can anyfuckinone take the Lions after that dismal showing in GB last week. But I'm leaning that way. Not sure if its my heart or head though.


No idea about the AFC. Didn't the Raybans just sneak in the playoffs? Not that it matters. I like the Colts cuz of Luck. But Bengals can show up on any given sunday too. I'm picking Colts cuz the game is on Saturday. ha

Just realized you and Glanzie will be going toe to toe. I like Rothburger more than Flacco. I just like Bens ability to escape pressure. Not sure about the game yet though. NTYGAS

Flacco has won in PIT a few times and I think it'll be a good game, but they just don't beat Pittsburgh there in the playoffs. I wouldn't be surprised if they won, I'm just leaning towards the Glanlers.

Have you ever used AshleyMadison.com?

Have you ever used AshleyMadison.com?


Dudie, I'm happily married.


Also, was looking for these threads but couldn't find.


Wanted to ask Vinny when he lost his sense of humor and where.

No Ashley Madison, but if anyone hacks in to Pornhub and outs me, just know that the 10k videos viewed was for a college paper I was writing. It was all research.

How many times have you been catfished?

Has not happened...so far anyway.

Has not happened...so far anyway.

Have you ever catfished anyone?

Nah, I don't go there.

I can't find the Aks Tbeau thread...too many folders. So I'll aks here, did you know that my house isn't painting itself? I think its waiting for me to do it or something.

President Trump would paint that house himself. That's how he got to where he is today, by doing the work himself!

Student painters FTW

Student painters FTW


College girls?

Nope, totally dudes.

We got three quotes from "professional painters"

$14,000
$12,000
$3,300

Now I typically get three quotes on big ticket services and take the middle one, but we checked the references, inspected the materials and compared the guarantees and this was gold. Plus, they did it in three days when others quoted 7-10.

Nice! Are they insured? That's the thing that always bites me in the ass is cuz I'm a Licensed GC (retired) my atty says I shouldn't hire anyone without liability insurance. She says I will be held to different standard than homeowner cuz I know...or should know. I could get workers comp on uninsured but then the price gets adjusted to make it even. Know what I mean?


I think I'm going to start pressure washing this bizitch this weekend and paint next week. Some of it is stucco and having someone come in to do that who still owes me from when I was working. I do think it is a lot different, more litigious, here in CA than back home though.

^ translated...I'm a chicken shit or don't want to lose retirement at this point. She said I could be held personally liable. My GL insurance, that I still keep for work I've done in the past, won't help for this.

They're insured for $1 million iirc

President Trump would paint that house himself. That's how he got to where he is today, by doing the work himself!


Houses won't even need painting if Trump is elected.

They're insured for $1 million iirc



Thanks. I sent a text to my buddy's son who is attending Chico St and I'll check with local Sac St too. As long as they're insured, I'm fine with that. Thx again.

Guessing that Alyssa Capling would love to hear from you


http://www.studentpainters.biz/

This student painters shit sounds like a porno

This student painters shit sounds like a porno
http://static.wixstatic.com/media/80e5c5_e75b6234530a4c839fa4fdc89f48a7a4.png_srz_p_ 153_165_75_22_0.50_1.20_0.00_png_srz

They just REALLY like painting!!!

http://www.studentpainters.biz/#!gallery-2/cb3m

http://i.imgur.com/U8EGmYH.png

Paint bros!!!

http://extraordinaryintelligence.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/polka-dot-house-E.I.-e1337900085232.gif

^Was thinking about something like this.

Would be fun to piss off the neighbors.

Aks TBeau...


Did y'all swear off swearing? Or was I so busy swearing that I didn't notice that I was the only swearer person on the site?

Aks TBeau...


Did y'all swear off swearing? Or was I so busy swearing that I didn't notice that I was the only swearer person on the site?

Don't know what the frick you're talking about.

Doesn't fuckin surprise me.

Seahawks or Pack tomorrow?

Err, tonight.

Good game right there. Haven't looked at it yet, but I'd go with GB a lil bit.

When's the last time you went to a brothel?

Never.

Do you think a player has had a substantially better game if they score 21 points rather than 20 points?

I'd say about a point better.

Hey bro, you PKKSHIN' tonight?

Hey bro, you PKKSHIN' tonight?

Also known as Sarking. Not by me of course, because I'm not a jerk.

What's sarking?

Hitting the Peanut M&Ms.

Not following. Sorry...not really sorry though.

Scale of Stafford to Brady, how top notch is Cam Newton?

Good question. I don't watch the Canthers much. But I think I'd try Cam over Stafford. Stafford just throws some of the dumbest interceptions. He looks like a terrible rookie QB sometimes, not a supposed seasoned vet that's making a gabillion dollars.


He shouldn't be making such shitty throws for as long as he's been in the league. He's learned nothing.

Packers or Broncos?

Was Halloween a thing when you were a kid?

Tahoe still passes out Soul Cakes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul_cake), is my guess.

You excited for the Pro Bowl?

Is there a more useless sporting event? I'd watch NASCAR time trials before I'd watch that thing.

Is there a more useless sporting event?

Lions games, amirite?

That shits about to change though. I'm drinking the koolaid, bro.

Sorry bro, forgot the green.

I don't think Caldwell will be here after this season, but other than that, I'm drinking a koolaid.

Are you following recruiting much this year? You like Sparty, right? I think someone on here does, but can't remember.


#cantfindaksLDBthread

No and no

Glan ran all of the Sparties off.

Glan catches more shit on this board...but he deserves every bit of it. :)

Is it true the movie Dirty Grandpa is loosely based off your life?

Is there a more useless sporting event? I'd watch NASCAR time trials before I'd watch that thing.
Boogity boogity boogity!

Is it true the movie Dirty Grandpa is loosely based off your life? Who told you?

Boogity boogity boogity!



Quick....name a product in stores that is NOT advertised at NASCAR races.

Quick....name a product in stores that is NOT advertised at NASCAR races.

Toothpaste?

Shampoo

Soap

Books.

Toilet paper

How's The Boy?

Doing good. Los Angeles. Working for a bank.

Thanks for asking.

I know two ladies going to Tahoe in a few months. Should they?



'Apocalyptic': Tahoe is worst in North America
https://www.sfgate.com/renotahoe/article/tahoe-air-quality-worst-north-america-16406644.php