Ernie Holmes died. Great player for the Steelers.

:emo kid:

^Even the colors are appropriate

Heath Ledger died. I beat GDandZip

Edit...what would I have seen him in? I did NOT see the cowboy movie.

Heath Ledger died. I beat GDandZip

Edit...I cried at the end of Brokeback Mountain.

Fixed.

Ernie Holmes and Bobby Fisher... sports?

Death comes in threes -- who's next?

Johnny Grant and Heath Ledger.... entertainment?

Death comes in threes -- who's next?

Brad Renfro died.

I am going with 3 people that I think will die in the next week...

Clint Eastwood
Nicky Hilton
Artie Lang

Brad Renfro died.

I think you're right.

Sports -- I say Canseco makes it a trifecta. Someone's gonna off that clown.

I am going with 3 people that I think will die in the next week...

Clint Eastwood
Nicky Hilton
Artie Lang

If Britney Spears dies, does that count as three different people?

Here's my three gusman:

Morgan Fairchild
Tom Wopat
Shecky Green

My deadpool trifecta:

Britney Spears
Tom Jones
One current or former SNL cast member to be named later.

Jack Nicholson
Amy Winehouse
Jeff Conaway

Jack Nicholson
Amy Winehouse
Jeff Conaway

Ahhh fuck... Winehouse. I forgot about that crack whore.

Death comes in threes, Music edition:

Tom Jones
Scott Weiland
Amy Winehouse

I'd do Amy.

i wouldnt

I have the tendency to want to bang weird chicks sometimes.

I have the tendency to want to bang weird chicks sometimes.

That doesn't eliminate many women from your "Bang List", you know.

Zing!

Ernie Holmes and Bobby Fisher... sports?

Death comes in threes -- who's next?

Johnny Grant and Heath Ledger.... entertainment?

Death comes in threes -- who's next?
Christian Brando fills out the Entertainment Three (son of Marlon Brando, so it counts!).



LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Christian Brando, the troubled eldest son of the late famed actor Marlon Brando, has died from pneumonia at a Los Angeles hospital, an attorney said Saturday. He was 49.
http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/26/obit.christian.brando.ap/art.brando.ap.JPGChristian Brando was the eldest son of Hollywood legend Marlon Brando.


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Brando died Saturday morning at Hollywood Presbyterian Medical Center, said David Seeley, an attorney representing Marlon Brando's estate.
Seeley said Brando was taken to the hospital on January 11. There are no funeral plans yet scheduled, he added.
"This is a sad and difficult time for the family," Seeley said.
Born May 11, 1958, the younger Brando (http://topics.cnn.com/topics/christian_brando) had small roles in a handful of movies, including 1968's "I Love You, Alice B. Toklas!" but he was better known for his brushes with the law.
He spent five years in prison after pleading guilty to manslaughter in 1990 for killing his sister's boyfriend, Dag Drollet, at the Brando family's estate.
Brando said he accidentally shot Drollet as they struggled for a gun during an argument over whether Drollet, 26, had beaten Brando's pregnant half-sister, Cheyenne.
Cheyenne, who later gave birth to Drollet's son, committed suicide in 1995 after losing custody. She was 25.
Brando's ex-wife, Deborah Brando, sued him for domestic violence in 2005. She claimed that shortly after their 2004 marriage, Brando repeatedly beat her and threatened to kill her in the presence of her teenage daughter.
Brando countersued, alleging that his ex-wife broke into his home and beat him because he wanted to annul their marriage only 10 weeks after exchanging vows.
The lawsuits were settled last year on undisclosed terms.
Brando was charged January 10, 2005, with two counts of spousal abuse and he pleaded guilty. He was placed on three years' probation and ordered to drug and alcohol rehabilitation as well as a spousal-abuse prevention program.
Brando also was the one-time lover of Bonnie Lee Bakley (http://topics.cnn.com/topics/bonnie_lee_bakley), who was shot to death in 2001. At one time, Bakley claimed Brando had fathered her child but tests showed it belonged to actor Robert Blake, whom she later married.
Blake was tried for her murder and acquitted but later ordered to pay $30 million in a wrongful death lawsuit. During that civil case, Blake's lawyer suggested Brando was the killer.
Brando, who had denied any involvement, invoked his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination on the stand during the trial.
Seeley said Brando was not married at the time of his death and did not leave any children.

That's a bit of a stretch.

bukdow's next.

http://www3.sympatico.ca/kay.simpson/JohnGun5.JPG

That's a bit of a stretch.

If no talent assclown Paris Hilton can be a celebrity, so can Christian Brando.

Or I'm just trying to validate my death comes in threes theory with a cheap addition.

Tenuous, at best.

Another Sports Death:

Ex-USC coach Smith succumbs to leukemia
Associated Press

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Larry Smith, the coach who led USC to the Rose Bowl three times and won 143 games with Tulane, Arizona, USC and Missouri, died Monday after a long bout with chronic lymphatic leukemia. He was 68.

Smith died in a Tucson hospital, the University of Arizona confirmed.

His 24-year head-coaching career began at Tulane, included seven years at Arizona and ended in 2000 at Missouri. Smith was 143-126-7 and his teams were 3-6-1 in bowl games.

Smith coached USC for six years, finishing 44-25-3. He was fired on New Year's Day of 1993, his departure hastened by a 24-7 loss to unranked Fresno State in the Freedom Bowl.

Smith started his tenure at USC in 1987 and took the Trojans the Rose Bowl in each of his first three seasons. The Trojans lost their first two Rose Bowls under Smith, before beating Michigan and his mentor, Bo Schembechler, in Schembechler's final game as the Wolverines' coach, after the 1989 season.

Smith worked under Schembechler for six years at Miami of Ohio and Michigan

Roy Scheider, Actor in ‘Jaws,’ Dies at 75

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By DAVE KEHR
Published: February 11, 2008

Roy Scheider, a stage actor with a background in the classics who became one of the leading figures in the American film renaissance of the 1970s, died on Sunday afternoon in Little Rock, Ark. He was 75 and lived in Sag Harbor, N.Y.

Mr. Scheider had suffered from multiple myeloma for several years, and died of complications from a staph infection, his wife, Brenda Seimer, said.

Mr. Scheider’s rangy figure, gaunt face and emotional openness made him particularly appealing in everyman roles, most famously as the agonized police chief of “Jaws,” Steven Spielberg’s 1975 breakthrough hit, about a New England resort town haunted by the knowledge that a killer shark is preying on the local beaches.

Mr. Scheider conveyed an accelerated metabolism in movies like “Klute” (1971), his first major film role, in which he played a threatening pimp to Jane Fonda’s New York call girl; and in William Friedkin’s “French Connection” (also 1971), as Buddy Russo, the slightly more restrained partner to Gene Hackman’s marauding police detective, Popeye Doyle. That role earned Mr. Scheider the first of two Oscar nominations.

Born in 1932 in Orange, N.J., Mr. Scheider earned his distinctive broken nose in the New Jersey Diamond Gloves Competition. He studied at Rutgers and at Franklin and Marshall College in Lancaster, Pa., where he graduated as a history major with the intention of going to law school. He served three years in the United States Air Force, rising to the rank of first lieutenant. When he was discharged, he returned to Franklin and Marshall to star in a production of “Richard III.”

His professional debut was as Mercutio in a 1961 New York Shakespeare Festival production of “Romeo and Juliet.” While continuing to work onstage, he made his movie debut in “The Curse of the Living Corpse” (1964), a low-budget horror film by the prolific schlockmeister Del Tenney. “He had to bend his knees to die into a moat full of quicksand up in Connecticut,” recalled Ms. Seimer, a documentary filmmaker. “He loved to demonstrate that.”

In 1977 Mr. Scheider worked with Mr. Friedkin again in “Sorcerer,” a big-budget remake of Henri-Georges Clouzot’s 1953 French thriller, “The Wages of Fear,” about transporting a dangerous load of nitroglycerine in South America.

Offered a leading role in “The Deer Hunter” (1979), Mr. Scheider had to turn it down in order to fulfill his contract with Universal for a sequel to “Jaws.” (The part went to Robert De Niro.)

“Jaws 2” failed to recapture the appeal of the first film, but Mr. Scheider bounced back, accepting the principal role in Bob Fosse’s autobiographical phantasmagoria of 1979, “All That Jazz.” Equipped with Mr. Fosse’s Mephistophelean beard and manic drive, Mr. Scheider’s character, Joe Gideon, gobbled amphetamines in an attempt to stage a new Broadway show while completing the editing of a film (and pursuing a parade of alluring young women) — a monumental act of self-abuse that leads to open-heart surgery. This won Mr. Scheider an Academy Award nomination in the best actor category. (Dustin Hoffman won that year, for “Kramer vs. Kramer.”)

In 1980, Mr. Scheider returned to his first love, the stage, where his performance in a production of Harold Pinter’s “Betrayal” opposite Blythe Danner and Raul Julia earned him the Drama League of New York award for distinguished performance. Although he continued to be active in films, notably in Robert Benton’s “Still of the Night” (1982) and John Badham’s action spectacular “Blue Thunder” (1983), he moved from leading men to character roles, including an American spy in Fred Schepisi’s “Russia House” (1990) and a calculating Mafia don in “Romeo Is Bleeding” (1993).

One of the most memorable performances of his late career was as the sinister, wisecracking Dr. Benway in David Cronenberg’s adaptation of William S. Burroughs’s “Naked Lunch” (1991).

Living in Sag Harbor, Mr. Scheider continued to appear in films and lend his voice to documentaries, becoming, Ms. Seimer said, increasingly politically active. With the poet Kathy Engle, he helped to found the Hayground School in Bridgehampton, dedicated to creating an innovative, culturally diverse learning environment for local children. At the time of his death, Mr. Scheider was involved in a project to build a film studio in Florence, Italy, for a series about the history of the Renaissance.

Besides his wife, his survivors include three children, Christian Verrier Scheider and Molly Mae Scheider, with Ms. Seimer, and Maximillia Connelly Lord, from an earlier marriage, to Cynthia Bebout; a brother, Glenn Scheider of Summit, N.J.; and two grandchildren.


Long ass article, but RIP. :(

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Besides his wife, his survivors include three children, Christian Verrier Scheider and Molly Mae Scheider, with Ms. Seimer, and Maximillia Connelly Lord, from an earlier marriage, to Cynthia Bebout; a brother, Glenn Scheider of Summit, N.J.; and two grandchildren.

Aw geez!!! Good ol' AcToRs, at it again.

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Monetll's take on these notable deaths. Got him fired i heard. If so, society is worse than I thought.

I watched Montel's show every time Sylvia Browne was on. Fucking hate her.

I had no clue he got fired.

I only watched about a minute of it but the man's got a good point.

Congressman Tom Lantos died.

Tom Lantos was a Hungarian who escaped twice from concentration camps during the era of German belligerence. He had always been a firm supporter of the Jewish community and human rights. He was the guy who introduced a bill every year asking the House to condemn the Turkish genocide of Armenians.

Esophageal cancer. Apparently that's what it takes to put down a guy who escaped the death camps twice. Son of a bitch was tough.

William F. Buckley Jr. He was 82.

William F. Buckley Jr. He was 82.


Bit too into religious conservitism for me, but a great mind and fair man.

Bit too into religious conservitism for me, but a great mind and fair man.
I never thought of him as a religious conservative at all. In fact, the religious conservatives gave him fits, as did the neo-cons. He was a classical conservative.

Herb Peterson, the inventor of McDonald's Egg McMuffin, passed away Tuesday at the age of 89. Herb invented the Egg McMuffin in 1972, because he loved eggs benedict.

http://dlisted.com/files/eggmcmuffininventordied1.jpg

Charleton Heston anyone?

Charleton Heston anyone?
http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12068

Sorry to break the news to you Glenn...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/22/estelle.getty.obit/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

Dr Dre's 20 year old son found dead in his bedroom by his mother.

Dr Dre's 20 year old son found dead in his bedroom by his mother.
Will Vinny ever be able to enjoy his birthday again?

Also, T&P.

First Duckworth, now this. Those selfish bastards, trying to ruin my birthday.

I'll go golfing in honor of your birthday Vin.

Thanks Bro (we can say stuff like that now that that Nazi SDB is gone...). Please get at least 3 eagles for me too.

Movie trailer voice guy (also seen on Geico commercial)

http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/02/don-lafontaine-no-longer-in-a-world/

Sadly, Mr Paul Newman

$150m in charitable donations is certainly admirable

One of my favorite actors.

Just watched Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid tonight. Sad to think that movie was made over 40 years ago. I kept telling my wife, "I bet you those trees aren't even there anymore" and "see that adolescent kid in the corner with the pushcart? He's in his 50s now."

I have shot pool my whole life, so paul newman was an important actor to me. The Color of Money and the hustler were both great movies.

Hustler....Color of Money.....Cool Hand Luke......The Sting.....Butch And Sundance....and on...and on....A Real Legend.....One of the last maybe....God knows we won't be saying all this when Cruise passes...

Dude lived a long life and believed in the responsibility of people well off to be as charitable as possible to the less fortunate.

YBD6FxrtJN0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBD6FxrtJN0

SLAPSHOT

No one died, but thought I'd mention TCM is doing its tribute to Paul Newman.

Levi Stubbs.


Levi Stubbs, the lead singer of legendary U.S. rhythm and blues vocal group the Four Tops, has died at the age of 72.

Stubbs, who had been ill recently, died at his home in Detroit, Michigan.

Stubbs was known for his deep, soulful voice, and for helping to create some of the top hits among the so-called "Motown" groups of the 1960s. The Four Tops were made famous by such classic songs as "Reach Out", "I Can't Help Myself", and "Standing in the Shadows of Love."

The Four Tops formed in the early in 1950s while all the members were in high school.

They went on to sell millions of records, performing for four decades with the same members. But with Stubbs' death, only one of the original Four Tops, Abdul "Duke" Fakir, is still living.

Some information for this report was provided by AP.

http://www.voanews.com/english/2008-10-17-voa73.cfm

Levi Stubbs.



http://www.voanews.com/english/2008-10-17-voa73.cfm
Was just going to come in here and post that. Very sad day for people who like good music.

All those old Motown singers got set up with a "role." They worked a personality angle that offset them from the other Motown stars. Smokey Robinson was the Pretty Boy, Marvin Gaye was the Respectable Church Boy, Stevie Wonder was the Precocious Kid, David Ruffin was the Ladies' Man.

But Levi Stubbs was just Levi Stubbs. He was hood as fuck. He was dark-skinned, he sang with a rough, deep voice, and the Four Tops had probably the funkiest tracks in Motown, leveraging the awesome Funk Brothers rhythm section on most of their tracks.

The first time you hear "Reach Out" you dig the beat. But the more you listen to it, it starts to sound like a symphony. And when you see it performed, with the synchronized moves, it's awesome. The world has lost a great performer and a huge piece of the Motown story.

PC4DKNfR0b4

Great post Swami.

Reach Out is one of my all-time favorite songs, Motown or otherwise. I couldn't imagine anyone else ever singing it. I'm very sad to say that I never saw it performed live.

RIP Ricardo Montalban.

A toast to you:

KHHAAAAAAAANNN!
http://nuncscio.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/khan.jpg

Not gonna lie.

Never heard of him.

That sucks.

He was great in The Naked Gun, too.

My dad owned a LeBaron with Corinthian leather... sigh.

Damn, should've read the text...thought Shattner died.

Rip Ricardo.

Not gonna lie.

Never heard of him.

This doesn't surprise me. Here's a role that you might remember him:

He was the voice of the cow that Peter and Brian helped escape from the slaughterhouse in a recent Family Guy episodes.

Damn, should've read the text...thought Shattner died.

Rip Ricardo.

Shattner would/will deserve his own thread... probably a separate forum for it. That will be a sad, sad day.

Not gonna lie.

Never heard of him.
Bukdow would've lied. Kudos to Wil for being honest AND for not knowing how to use Google.

Soft Corinthian Leather!!! I love how it plows down the road like a tractor, and when it stops it bobs back and forth like a boat. LOL

vIL3fbGbU2o

John Updike

Lynyrd Skynyrd keyboardist dies at Florida home (http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/61980759)

Paul Harvey 90

Paul Harvey 90

Oh Gourd! So soon? Oh man, why do all the good ones have to die so young??

Norm Van Lier and Red Kerr on the same day...Both pinnacles of chicago basketball. Both annoying as shit but strange that they passed on the same day...If you watched a Bulls game for the last 15 years you got a steady dose of the two....

I liked NVL as a player.

I'm embarrassed to say that I never appreciated the likes of Stormin' Norman and Jerry Sloan when they were players. At around that time, it was all about Dr. J and flashy O for me...

Paul Harvey 90


I wonder if the radio show will continue.


Usually they have Ron Chapman do it when Paul's not there.

I wonder if the radio show will continue.


Usually they have Ron Chapman do it when Paul's not there.

I know Americans are whacky fucking sickeningly nostalgic`about things like that, but the show must NOT go on. It was Paul Harvey's show, done in his inimitable way.

As a matter of fact, they should just re run it forever. Will anybody ever really know that the news he's reporting actually happened in 1967? Who the fuck really listens to the radio when it's on, especially the news? Shit, most of the time people in cars are on the cell phone or texting or wolfing down a Big Mac. That is, when they're not mixing drinks.

An Indian reported to be the world's oldest man has died in the western city of Jaipur, his family said.

Habib Miyan, who died Monday, claimed to be 138 years old and was listed as the country's oldest man in India's Limca Book of Records.

But without a birth certificate giving formal proof of his age, Habib Miyan, who played clarinet in a maharaja's band before retiring 70 years ago, could not prove his longevity.

However, his pension book showed his birth date as May 20, 1879 — which would make him 129.

The oldest living person according to the Guinness World Records is 115-year-old Edna Parker, who lives in an Indiana nursing home. Japanese woman Yone Minagawa died last year at 114.

Thousands of people thronged Habib Miyan's funeral on Tuesday in Jaipur, 340km from Jodhpur, following a bout of fever and dysentery, his niece Munni told AFP.

"If you treat your body well, the body will treat you well," Habib Miyan would tell anyone who asked him the secret of his long life, another relative Mehmood Khan, told the Calcutta Telegraph.

Habib Miyan made international headlines in 2004 when he fulfilled a long-cherished ambition of visiting the Muslim holy city of Mecca, becoming one of the oldest people to complete the pilgrimage.

Habib Miyan, whose wife died around 70 years ago, lived in a Muslim quarter of Jaipur, a popular tourist hub in the western state of Rajasthan.

He retired in 1938 from the court of then Jaipur king, Raja Man Singh, where he played clarinet in the royal orchestra.

He had been blind for more than half a century and his mobility was limited in recent years but he underwent hip replacement surgery last year, according to media reports.



He spent most of his time in his house, praying and telling stories to his vast extended family of 140 people.

On Monday, Habib Miyan called Rajesh Nagpal, a bank clerk who had made public his longevity, over to the house where generations of his family had lived and told him: "I am going to go now," the Telegraph reported.

He died soon after.

Nagpal was working in a bank in Jaipur in 1998 when he noticed the old man who would come to collect his pension and dug out his records.

The chance discovery changed Habib Miyan's life and the media started flocking to his doorstep to hear his memories.

This is good news. I'm going to be around to haunt you fuckers for a long, long time.

U WISH!

Just got off the treadmill and I feel like I'm 20.

If I continue to drink that G2...watch out.

Fixed.

And stay off the sauce.

And stay off the sauce.

Now that's going too far. Alcohol is a preservative. You wanna die early? Excercise. Just ask Jimmy Fixx.

Ok, just some fucking moderation would help. Alcohol free since Super Bowl Sunday.

Ron Silver

Natasha Richardson.

wasn't she the hot girl in species?????

wasn't she the hot girl in species?????
You're thinking of Natasha Henstridge, who's not dead.

You're thinking of Natasha Henstridge, who's not dead.

yet

When the boy was young, he would watch Parent Trap over and over and over. I didn't realize it was her at first.

Ron Silver

WHAT? When? Holy hell's bells, I actually liked that guy!

Couple of days ago. Throat cancer?

Sylvia Plath's son killed himself.

:emo kid:

The "No Pedo" thread.

http://pic.aebn.net/Stream/Movie/Boxcovers/a104364_160w.jpg

Mark Fidrych

He couldn't have been too old

I met The Bird at an amusement part charity thingie back in the early 80s.. I'm trying to remember exactly where -- I wanna say St. Mary's in Orchard Lake -- but the only memorable part was meeting him. He was one of the good guys. <sigh>

Bea Arthur

R.I.P.

BEA. rip

Bea Arthur

R.I.P.
Thank you for being a friend, Bea.

http://www.ktla.com/media/photo/2009-05/13936776-05083540.jpg

God damn, Dom was funny as hell.

thatsux

'Kung Fu' star found dead (http://www.yahoo.com/s/1081179)

'Kung Fu' star found dead (http://www.yahoo.com/s/1081179)


"I can confirm that we found his body, naked, hanging in the closet," Teerapop said. He said police suspected suicide.

Red herring. They should check for evidence of the five point palm exploding heart strike.

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Caine choked the chicken

Caine choked the chicken

You've GOT to be careful when jerking off while choking yourself. I'm just sayin'

No more Yellowbook.com commercials.

Ed McMahon

Really? Damn! Didn't see that coming.

And as usual GD is right there for the story.

So soon? Man, why do the good ones have to die so young!

Did that chick from Charlie's Angels die?

I thought I heard something about it.

No, but she's dying, and she's milking it for all it's worth on TV. I can't judge, I probably would too.

Now she's dead.

^Yup.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jbnkPqBpepIbGtRD4zw0WKiHwkmwD991R7TO0

Told y'all she died.

5 hours before GD.

Charlie's Angels was a great show, in its day.

Charlie's Angels was a great show, in its day.
Ehhh... it had some moments, like Angels In Chains, and whenever Cheryl Ladd wore a bikini. But it's more "iconic" than "great". Hell, John Forsythe was just phoning in his performances...

Viewed through the soft-focus haze of pre-pubescent memory... great.

Hell, John Forsythe was just phoning in his performances...
Dude...weak.

It's all good Maxy - I thought it was funny

ALERT: ALL WTF HANDS ON DECK.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31596003/ns/us_news-life/

msnbc;dr

Billy Mays - Dead!

6/28/09 nevar forgett

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/eagle-on-us-flag.jpg

I win, bitch.
http://www.corporatewhoracle.com/storage/vince_shlomi_mug_shot.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSI ON=1239591544033

I THINK WE SHOULD TYPE IN ALL CAPS IN HONOR.

Holy shit, wasn't expecting that one either...

Tragic loss.

Fred Travelena, Vegas headliner and impressionist, dies at 66 (http://www.yahoo.com/s/1092986)

and the hits keep comin'

Karl Malden (http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=418447&GT1=28101)

had to look him up. Never seen a movie of his at all.

That's a shame, but honestly I didn't expect him to be alive still. He was great in Streets of San Francisco. He was pretty much the actor that typified the "tough guy with a marshmallow for a heart." I seem to recall him playing a lot of priests in the movies.

had to look him up. Never seen a movie of his at all.

Malden was a HUGE star for quite a while.

I remember him best in Patton, as Omar Bradley.

Tragic loss.

Fred Travelena, Vegas headliner and impressionist, dies at 66 (http://www.yahoo.com/s/1092986)

When Rich Little kicks the can, THEN I'll mourn.

I never liked Fred Travelina, but he DID do one hell of an impression of Rich Little.

Karl Malden (http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=418447&GT1=28101)

American Express commercials anyone?

Notable to older folks...Alexis Arguello. His fights with Aaron Pryor back in the ??? were some of the best ever.

Pryor kicked the living fuck out of Arguello.

Malden was a HUGE star for quite a while.

I remember him best in Patton, as Omar Bradley.

Best. movie. ever.

Oscar Meyer dead at 95

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31806348/ns/business-consumer_news?GT1=43001

who cares, he was a weiner.

Look who wrote the review!!!!

Gl'enn is officially dead to me.

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/313/glennhair.jpg

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29918222/?pg=1#tdy_beauty_shampoos

Well, what can I say? Tangles do suck.

I NEED RADIANCE

Armed with your new av, you sir are RADIANT.

who cares, he was a weiner.

No points. Booh.

Arturo Gatti.

Looks like we're going for a boxing trifecta, here.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/16/madonna.stage.collapse/index.html

Madonna concert kills someone. The story isn't that big of a deal but the picture they decided to use is funny.

I hate clicking on this thread (since the deceased's name isn't in the thread title).

I always think it's going to be some horrible news, like Jim J. Bullock or something.

I hate clicking on this thread (since the deceased's name isn't in the thread title).

I always think it's going to be some horrible news, like Jim J. Bullock or something.
You better hope to hell you have some wood to knock, or some salt to throw over your shoulder.

We cannot lose Jm J. Bullock. We have lost so much already.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/16/madonna.stage.collapse/index.html

Madonna concert kills someone. The story isn't that big of a deal but the picture they decided to use is funny.

Damn, they changed it. Originally it was of Madonna on stage at the mic and flipping everyone off with both hands.

Cronkite - 92

It's not a good year to be famous.



Britney, anyone?

Man, losing Cronk hurts. I remember when he was still doing the news.

DrTre11 went down last week. "Knockout" could complete the boxing trifecta.

It's not a good year to be famous And almost one hundred years old




Fixed.

Gez people. Get the fuck over it. People DIE. They DIE ALOT. We have so become afraid and unaware of death that even when a fucking guy who is 34 million years old dies we're all, "Aw poop. Why oh WHY did HE have to go! So young! Oh, whatever shall I do?:emo kid: "

The problem with our modern society and uber sensitivity is that people are now kept alive artificially with thousands of pills and surgeries, shippped off to hospitals and rest homes to croak, and we have no idea anymore that people actually fucking die. In the good old days when a guy worked in the fields or in the factory, smoked three packs of Lucky Strikes, drank a fifth of bourbon every day, and dropped dead at 58, it was expected. The Norm. No pills. No plugged into some machine maintaining a shitty quality of life for twenty more years so he could see how fucking rotten his granchildren were going to turn out to be.
In the good old days, when a guy worked 15 hours a day, seven days a week, didn't have time to go and be miserable with his wife and kids on a three day trip to Disneyland, didn't have to spend "quality time" with his kids, didn't have to "bond" with his kids---only to be abandoned by them all until he was diagnosed with cancer and told he had 72 hours to live so the kids all come running back crying and shit (and hoping he has two million bucks buried in his back yard, and wondering who will get the old classic Chevy and all the good furniture) AND THEN DROPPED DEAD at 58--no one really cried or sang dirges and wanted the world to stop because DEAT AND DYING are natural! We are all so sterilized against it, so afraid of it, and yet, when the time comes, we all do it so well. Or rather, we used to. Of course, in the good old days a guy didn't need to live to be 87 to support his four worthless fucks who nowadays learn how to do three things and three things only: Text, play X-box, and spawn more worthless fucks.

We seriously need to get over this dying thing. Cronky's death touches me not in the least. 92 fucking years old, and living on a sailboat for the last 30 years or so. Seriously, if you are younger than 40, there's no way you can remember him, so don't wax poetical about this. People come and go. Learn to celebrate life a lil more so that when you die you'll be like Everyman, who when asked if he would live his life over again, EXACTLY the way he lived it before, said, "Yes! Life! Once more!"

Of course, when I croak and they axe me if I would live my life over, exactly as I did before, I would say, "No. Please just send me to hell right now. Thank you."

Good times.

Of course, when I croak and they axe me if I would live my life over, exactly as I did before, I would say, "No. Please just send me to hell right now. Thank you."

SIGGED!

Gez people. Get the fuck over it. People DIE. They DIE ALOT. We have so become afraid and unaware of death that even when a fucking guy who is 34 million years old dies we're all, "Aw poop. Why oh WHY did HE have to go! So young! Oh, whatever shall I do?:emo kid: "


Henry Allingham (http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/07/18/oldest.vet.dead/index.html)

Wow, that's very upsetting.

Man, losing Cronk hurts. I remember when he was still doing the news.

Couldn't it have been that whore Katie Couric...

BTW, how old ARE YOU??!!!

Former Eagles D coordinator Jim Johnson.

John Hughes - 59

John Hughes - 59

Just saw that. No Breakfast Club 2 now I guess.

It's almost creepy how fast gl'an is on the death notices.

It's almost creepy how fast gl'an is on the death notices.

I'm beginning to think Glan could be a... nah. Impossible.

It's almost creepy how fast gl'an is on the death notices.
I'm an information guy, by nature.

I've got an RSS feed hooked up to my toilet.

Does your toilet occasionally take pictures and provide you rectal probes to insure user integrity? Will it optimize water flow for the type of bowel or other movement? Does it nag at you when you use too much TP?

Some devices were not meant to have too much information. Death to those who would kill the porcelain God that we all worship from time to time!

Does your toilet occasionally take pictures and provide you rectal probes to insure user integrity? Will it optimize water flow for the type of bowel or other movement? Does it nag at you when you use too much TP?

Some devices were not meant to have too much information. Death to those who would kill the porcelain God that we all worship from time to time!

If he were in Japan, most of those things would probably be true about his toilet.

Les Paul

Les Paul
^ INCREDIBLE guitarist and inventor of multitrack recording.

Holy shit. Ron Pual died?

Im drunk soory.

hands off my PR0N HAUL

hands off my PR0N HAUL

Hey! Thats not funny. I was drunk, and acting very un-Denny like.

I'd like to extend my heartfelt apology to everyone here at Louisville for the emotional suffering I might have caused.

-- Conservative columnist and former CNN "Crossfire" host Robert Novak has died at age 78 of cancer.

T&P and I doubt the hospital is even aware of this yet, but Glan is on it.

I'm contacting the family right now.

Ted Kennedy

Dominick Dunne

Ted Kennedy

Lots about "The Littlest Refusenik", nothing about the woman Ted drowned all those years ago. Fucking Liberal Media!!!!!


Yeah!!!!! Fuck that shit!!!

Tonight, Don Swayze mourns, as do we all.

Wolverines!

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/05/red-dawn.jpg

Where does this fit in with the 'Threes'?

^ Give Denny a minute.

T&P and the funniest thing PS did was actually Chris Farley doing the funny on SNL.

Tahoe, after I'm through with him.

^ Give Denny a minute.

T&P and the funniest thing PS did was actually Chris Farley doing the funny on SNL.

Give me a day. I'm devistated.

Road House is one of my favorite shitty white trash one-star film of all time.

And, the National Enquirer actually got a story RIGHT.

Hey, hey, hey the National Enqu nailed John Edwards affair and the baby too.

Nobody puts Tahoe in the corner.

Ain't nothin include Tahoe

Ol' Jim J. dodged another bullet, I see.

Glan has his finger on the dying pulse of America

I bet Jim J. has no idea how close he just came to having his number called.

I just love this new meme:

http://www.2snaps.tv/files/images/1253016175413.large.jpg

I felt bad, but I lol'd at that when I saw it too.

Quite a few of the new Kanye memes are good, but that one probably won't be topped.

Somebody in the Pacer organization just died.

Somebody in the Pacer organization just died.

The fans?

Myles Brand

The fans?


Fuck you, Glan..... go Peyton!

Irving Kristol

Captain Lou Albano

^ How are ya taking it, Pharaoh?

I glanced at the tube and they were flashing John Wooden all over the screen. Uh oh, but he turned 99. Didn't pass.

Soupy Sales

^ Soupy was top dog for a while there.

^ How are ya taking it, Pharaoh?

I read it on PWTorch and thought it was sad but everyone has got to go at some point.

I hadn't heard about him in years and wasn't a big fan of his anyway. I think he was huge when I got into wrestling as a kid but that's a long, long time ago.

God I hope Zekyl is still alive....

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/10/30/ohio.cleveland.bodies/index.html

Or not.

Who is Zekyl?

KEN OBER

COLIN QUINN MOURNS

KEN OBER


Tahoe's disappointed. At first, he thought that said Keith Olber.

I WOULD SO BANG KARI WUHRER

You'd bang Rosie O'Donnell too, if she was into dudes.

^That has a strong stench of retaliation to it, but I'll allow it.

Hey bro, just bringin' the funnier

How can you be funny at a time like this? Ken Ober is dead.

Marisol > Kari

I was bummed when Marisol wasn't on Remote Control after the first season.

Marisol > Kari

I was bummed when Marisol wasn't on Remote Control after the first season.

We'll have to see what our TWITFAM has to say about that!

周鸿烈

^NOOOO!!!!

Oral Roberts - 91

He was probably the last person alive named "Oral".

Brittany Murphy.

GD - you're slipping.

Yeah that's pretty shocking. I'd guess something else is involved.. it's not too often that people that young just up and die.

Does this mean that she's now rolling with the homies?

Unless she had some weird congenital thing going on, heart failure at her age, looking way too skinny just screams eating disorder.

This was her husband?:

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/12/22/gal_brittney_9.jpg

I don't think female eyes work like male eyes do.

Is it possible they use them for hearing?

It was the coat that did it for her, obviously.

Does this mean that she's now rolling with the homies?

"WHAT'S 7x7?"
"STUFF SHE KNOWS!"

Jimmy “The Rev” Sullivan

Drummer of Avenged Sevenfold.

RIP! =(

What?! Shit. One of my favorite bands the past few years.

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID3283/images/RedDeathbatRev.jpg

At natural causes? Age of 28? Huh...

Natural causes is a very broad term - it can mean anything from heart attack to old age to anything non-virus related. Or so I've heard.

Al Bernardin: Invented McDonald's Quarter Pounder
(http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-bernardin-obitjan03,0,846249.story)

FREMONT, Calif. -- Al Bernardin, inventor of the McDonald's Quarter Pounder, has died of a stroke. He was 81.

Mr. Bernardin, a native of Lawrence, Mass., went to work at McDonald's corporate headquarters in 1960 and quickly rose to dean of Hamburger University, McDonald's training center.

Later, as vice president of product development, he played a major role in the formation of McDonald's signature fish sandwich, french fries, and hot apple and cherry pies.

But Mr. Bernardin's claim to fame came in 1971, when, as a franchise owner in Fremont, he introduced the Quarter Pounder, with the prophetic slogan, "Today Fremont, tomorrow the world."

"I felt there was a void in our menu vis-a-vis the adult who wanted a higher ratio of meat to bun," he said in 1991.

Mark Bernardin said his father's other important contribution to fast-food fare is the frozen french fry.

Mr. Bernardin moved to Fremont in 1970 after buying two company-owned franchises. At his height, he owned nine franchises and became a philanthropist.

This death thread is suddenly making me hungry

http://jaredremembered.com/Yes I know it's fake.

http://jaredremembered.com/Yes I know it's fake.
He might as well be dead... he's getting married, after all

Half of Haiti?

Sorry. Better I say it first than MoTown.

Pendergrass

:emo kid:

Mary Thomas

Zeke's mom

Pendergrass

:emo kid:

I was always kind of take it or leave on his music myself but... putting on some TP was always a great way to close the deal.

you...

you got

you got

you got what I nee-heed

Rahzel died?

Taco Bell founder, Glen Bell.

(not kidding)

Some dudes named "Jeff and Dave Vrabel" wrote these. Some of them are funny.


Glen Bell, #tacobell founder, will be buried in half of a casket he shares with the founder of Pizza Hut Express


Reports say #tacobell founder Glen Bell suffered a mild heart attack, even though he specifically asked for the hot.


Taco Bell founder Glen W. Bell dead at 86 http://bit.ly/59LLBf He will be laid to rest during a private ceremony, in a 7-layer casket.

Taco Bell founder, Glen Bell.

(not kidding)


Suddenly hungry

That little 5 layer thing they added for 89 cents is pretty nice.

Thanks Mr. Bell! *pours one out*

mu buddy was saying that 5 layer thing was good too. I really need to try one.

They are just meh. I've gotten one twice and didn't finish either one.