Well, that was unexpected.

I'm sure Glan is going to make some sort of CLASSLESS Zombie joke now.

That was a good one, Vinny!

I was pretty proud of it.

Rasual Butler

@DaveRamsey
The world is darker today as Billy Graham goes home. Thousands of souls applauding in Heaven as he walks in and hears: "Well done good and faithful servant." Possibly the greatest man of the last 100 years. RIP World Changer

loool

See ya, dickhead!

Sounds like we might be losing "Rick Ross"

Lost the Hawk, you guys.

Which Hawk now?

Which Hawk now?

The King!

Lost the Hawk, you guys.
His voice will live on forever.

3.14 STEVE HAWKING DIES
3.14 EINSTEIN'S BIRTHDAY
3.14 PI DAY

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

Charlie Quintana

:emo kid:

That Austin bomber. See ya fuckhead.

Harry Anderson? That's a surprise... sheesh.

Barbara Bush

RIP, Babs.

Carl Kasell, too *sigh*

-rZRw3cE_dg

Bruno Sammartino

Honestly thought Mini Me was already dead.

RIP

Sounds like maybe he offed himself

Margot Kidder

You've gotta be kidding me

You've gotta be kidding me
Booooooh!

When did you become Dad Type?

When did you become Dad Type?
Exactly.

So sad, YGs.


https://consequenceofsound.net/2018/05/anal-cunt-josh-martin-dead/

Saw the "Martin" part and was afraid it'd be Jim Martin

Saw the "Martin" part and was afraid it'd be Jim Martin
I have to confess I couldn't remember who he was so I had to google and got this gem from deep in his Wikipedia:



He now lives in Castro Valley (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castro_Valley), California, with his wife, son, and daughter. He has gained fame in recent years for his non-musical endeavors in championship pumpkin growing.[10] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Martin_(musician)#cite_note-10)
In 2011, Jim joined Metallica on stage with Gary Rossington (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Rossington), Pepper Keenan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper_Keenan), and Jerry Cantrell (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Cantrell) to play "Tuesday's Gone (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuesday%27s_Gone)" as part of Metallica's 30th anniversary shows. In 2013, Jim Martin played guitar in the Infectious Grooves (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infectious_Grooves) reunion at Orion Music + More (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion_Music_%2B_More) festival at Belle Isle in Detroit, Michigan.[11] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Martin_(musician)#cite_note-11) In 2014, he once again joined Infectious Grooves on stage to celebrate the 50 year anniversary of the Whisky a Go Go (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky_a_Go_Go).

Anthony Bourdain, suicide

Damn

Ed Schultz

Ray Emery

Stan Mikita

Aretha

Jill Janus
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/huntress-singer-jill-janus-dies-of-apparent-suicide/

Jill Janus
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/huntress-singer-jill-janus-dies-of-apparent-suicide/
Vinny: "Who's Jill Janus?"
Article: Lead singer of Huntress"
Vinny: What's Huntress?
Article: Metal band.


Also, from the comments there:
https://s33.postimg.cc/jz7bl49m7/Ignacio.jpg

Fucking incels.

Joe Chill
Robin Williams started this recent rash of celebrity suicides. This is his legacy.

Man, I can't wait for Facebook to die

Bukdowian comments

Bukdowian comments

For real, I had no idea who she was before today but that's one of the worst comments sections I've seen in a while.

Aretha

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dk0eeh3UYAAVF6N.jpg

KELLY CLARKSON

Might as well put McCain in here.

Bye.

Robin Leach -- thought he was dead already, but now he is

These people that keep dying in their 70s seem like they’ve been in their 70s for 30 years.

Might as well put McCain in here.

Bye.

Now it's official!

BYE!

https://twitter.com/Beschizza/status/1033519881268940806

Godspeed, Senator

@2inchtape
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You can finally raise your arms above your shoulders, Senator McCain. Because that’s how angels fly. You earned those wings 10 times over.

lmao

^ best thing about it is he tweeted it to like 4 people

Neil Simon -- another one who I thought he was dead for a decade

We lost Burt.

RIP Bandit.

Will DADZIG do THE RIGHT THING and change his name to Glandit?

Glan always thought Smokey was the hero.

I’ve always been more of a Cannonball Run guy.

Glannonball Run *

Stroker Glan, where are you?

Marty Balin

Paul Allen

Paul Allen

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cqX-tOVWCxs/hqdefault.jpg

Sounds like we lost Todd Youth. smh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Youth

Sounds like we lost Todd Youth. smh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Youth

T&P are with Sonic.

Stan Lee

:(

https://i.imgur.com/QryGLLH.jpg

Lost Ricky Jay, fam.

He's not really dead... it's just the greatest magic trick ever.

George H.W. Bush

We lost David Cop-A-Feel, you guys.

Yeah, what’s the grace period before the discussion about all his sketchy metoo behavior can commence?

Hope they don’t allow Drumpf at the funeral.

Nancy Wilson. Dang.

Oh, Jazz singer. Not the one from Heart. Still, RIP.

Sondra Locke died like 5 weeks ago, but it’s just being announced now for some reason

Jessica Starr

Mean Gene and Super Dave Osborne on the same day! SMH.

Daryl Dragon, 'Captain' of pop band The Captain and Tennille, dead at 76

What a day, we’re all these dudes 76?

We lost Carol Channing, fam.

#gonetoosoon

We lost Carol Channing, fam.

#gonetoosoon

I honestly thought she passed away ~10 years ago.

John Dingell

Lagerfeld
http://bit.ly/2XcDUxe

Peter Tork

Mark Hollis, fuck

Mark Hollis, fuck

Thought you meant the irritating former MSU AD

That one guy from The Prodigy killed himself

http://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/lossimpson/images/f/f6/Luke_Perry.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100619204341&path-prefix=es

RIP LUUUUUUUKE

We lost Jan-Michael Vincent a month ago, yg.

We lost Jan-Michael Vincent a month ago, yg.

Another one I thought was dead long ago.

Ranking Roger

- Doris Day

- Michigan basketball

Peggy Lipton


- Doris Day

Way too soon.

- Tim Conway


One of my favorite Tims.

- Tim Conway


One of my favorite Tims.


Thomas Daniel "Tim" Conway

lol what

Tombeau?

Roky Erickson :emo kid:

Dr. John, thought he was already dead to be honest.

Gloria Vanderbilt ... ... ... ...

Gloria Vanderbilt ... ... ... ...

Gone way too soon.

Whew

Lee Iacocca

Thought he was long gone already, but it's still far too soon.

Rutger Hauer
NoAzpa1x7jU

David Koch

See ya, bitch!

tinypic.com

Ric Ocasek

Ginger Baker. Nutty bastard.

Damn, I used to love Gilligan's Island.

Tina Louise is still alive, dude.

https://i.imgur.com/XjVvgoq.jpg

Ok. Thx. Very close to drowning my sorrows with an ice cold beer. Won't have to now.

Bill Milliken

David Stern. Yep, that one.

Qassem Soleimani

George Perles

Neil Peart :(

LWRMOJQDiLU

Dammit

Also, we’re not all that notable, but I’ll say goodbye now because we’re probably all going in this death storm.

Kirk Douglas

Kirk Douglas

Gone way too soon.

Robert Conrad

https://www.freep.com/story/entertainment/tv/2020/02/08/robert-conrad-dies-84-actor-starred-tvs-the-wild-wild-west/4703743002/

No obituary of Robert Conrad is complete without Battle of the Network Stars:

cqWU9huMMco

(Warning -- this contains footage of Bruce Jenner when he was a guy.)

LOVE Telly Savalloluoloulsssolosss

Ja'Net DuBois, singing here...

_-OnRQ4P0VY

Max von Sydow

As a child of the early 80s HBO era, I fondly remember Ming the Merciless' black blood

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/be/The_Gambler_-_Kenny_Rogers.jpg/220px-The_Gambler_-_Kenny_Rogers.jpg

https://twitter.com/jelvisweinstein/status/1241269660428845057?s=21

https://twitter.com/jelvisweinstein/status/1241269660428845057?s=21

Thanks for changing your name.

We lost Al Kaline, fam

Honor Blackman -- she fashionably kicked ass long before it was fashionable

We lost HALL OF FAMER Howard Finkel, fam.

Brian Dennehy

It always felt like when he died in Tommy Boy that he died for reals, too.

We lost one of the Statler Bros, fam.

We lost Don Shula, fam. Age 90.

Might have a steak tonight in honor of Donnie Football.

We lost Don Shula, fam. Age 90.

Might have a steak tonight in honor of Donnie Football.


Another one gone before his time.

Thank you.

Covid?

Roy, but not Siegfried

Lil' Richard

87 years doesn’t seem like long enough

Jerry Stiller at (a very young) 92

SMH

Fred Willard
-GaJPgI3jh4

Bruce Dickinson’s estranged wife

Jerry Sloan

Joey Image

George Floyd

George Floyd

Carl Reiner, director of one of my favorite 80s movies -- Summer School -- along with a gazillion other accomplishments.

LOVE Summer School.

Charlie Daniels.

Sad Hannity.

Elvis’ grandson

Kelly Preston, star of Mischief and Jerry Maguire.

Regis used up his last life line.

9-9-9

Jamie Samuelsen

Was just reading about that. Time to schedule a scope.

https://i.postimg.cc/2j9qW2kx/image.jpg

Chadwick Boseman
https://i.postimg.cc/4xZvPcV2/image.jpg
Wakanda Forever!

:jvb:Uncle Cliffy

RBG

FML

Eddie Van Halen -- damn!

z_lwocmL9dQ

smh

Boooh.

Sean Connery somehow happened last week with nobody noticing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBdWdTsav9g

And now his nemesis Trebek as well.

Tanya Roberts
https://i.postimg.cc/cJ9tdZWc/image.jpg

Tanya Roberts
https://i.postimg.cc/cJ9tdZWc/image.jpg
Wrong.


Idiot.

To be fair, even her husband thought she was dead, and told everyone as much.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/04/tanya-roberts-still-alive-rep-saying-shes-dead-70s-show-bond-girl/

Of course, I don't expect fair. Yes, I'm an idiot.

Tanya Roberts
https://i.postimg.cc/cJ9tdZWc/image.jpg

Great scoop, Vinny!

[smilie=reporter.gi:

Great scoop, Vinny!

[smilie=reporter.gi:
Thanks, I was going to add that smiley early but got lazy.

Thanks, I was going to add that smiley early but got lazy.

Genius!

http://i.pinimg.com/originals/31/30/2f/31302fc57c514715ec44b8f8626f18b6.jpg

Roy, but not Siegfried

Siegfried too.

Unreal. And we had only just gotten him back.....


https://www.cardplayer.com/poker-news/25619-poker-legend-howard-tahoe-andrew-passes-away-at-age-of-86

Phil Spector

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrVbawRPO7I

Hank Aaron

Larry King

Sekou Smith, damn.

Covid

Screech

ESPN’s Pedro Gomez

Larry Flynt

Rush Limbaugh

Marvelous Marvin Hagler (who was robbed against Leonard)

George Segal. RIP

I bet Steven is taking that hard.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bernie Madoff

Bernie Madoff

https://v.gd/4Wrwy6

Shock G

Shock G

This one shocked me.

^ hee hee

Tawny Kitaen
WyF8RHM1OCg

John McAfee
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/06/23/john-mcafee-found-dead-after-spanish-court-oks-extradition-for-tax-crimes-.html

Rummy

We lost The Diabolical Biz Markie, fam.

Steven Weinberg

https://www.scottaaronson.com/blog/?p=5566

https://loudwire.com/zz-top-dusty-hill-death/

:emo kid::emo kid::emo kid::emo kid::emo kid::emo kid::emo kid::emo kid::emo kid:

https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article24639215.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/3_Dusty-Hill-of-US-rock-band-ZZ-Top-perfor.jpg

They were just in Michigan a couple weeks ago, at Soaring Eagle.
I was bumming that I wasn't able to see ZZ Top in concert one more time.
And now Dusty dies... sheesh!

Carl Levin

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2021/07/29/carl-levin-dies/7983742002/

Markie Post

https://i.postimg.cc/59vR1064/image.jpg

Charlie Watts

Norm MacDonald

Norm MacDonald
Turd Ferguson, too.

https://i.postimg.cc/j2CWjJM0/image.png

Not the guy from the cheese commercial!

Mike Nesmith
jA5scf8RpCI

John Madden AND Harry Reid, within about an hour of one another

Coincidence? I think not.

https://i.postimg.cc/nVq3HChc/image.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/m2qc2Sv5/image.jpg

fuckin rip loaf man

Apparently he was a right wing nut job, according to my wife. I didn’t know that.

We lost Johnny Fever! :(
https://i.postimg.cc/sfSmbWRM/image.jpg

Came here for this.

Mark Lanegan.

Goddamnit.

https://variety.com/2022/music/news/mark-lanegan-dead-dies-screaming-trees-1234935201/

https://www.yahoo.com/news/charles-entenmann-helped-bring-baked-162805824.html

^ too soon!

Also the great Johnny Grier

William Hurt

Taylor Hawkins, wow.

Taylor Hawkins, wow.
7o5n5SpWEwQ

I have an irrational amount of hate for Dave Grohl.

Orrin Hatch
40pbdXCeZe4

Amazing.

Bob Lanier

https://i.postimg.cc/ryrFFN2r/image.jpg

:emo kid:

Ray Liotta

James Caan
vHK7df6RM2k

Paul Sorvino
XFUCkIWYpDo

Bill Russell

https://www.bostoncelticshistory.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Volumes_Photos12_Other_History_6-Russell_Russell_Bill_Russell74072185-scaled.jpg

Nichelle Nichols
https://i.postimg.cc/FRczMTLw/image.jpg

Man....just...........man.....

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/34338705/vin-scully-iconic-former-los-angeles-dodgers-broadcaster-dies-age-94

Olivia Newton-John

vRyhcdqhe3M

Gorby
fgm14D1jHUw

The Queen is dead.

Really missing Coolio right now YG.

We lost Gallagher, fam.

Kevin Conroy

We lost Gallagher, fam.

Which one?

Which one?

Fair question.

This could be a real career boon for GII.

Wayne Kramer

Carl Weathers died in his sleep.

https://i.postimg.cc/fb9kJMCn/image.jpg

I just rewatched Action Jackson for the umpteenth time, in his honor.

Earl Cureton

Richard Lewis

Chris Mortensen

Pat Robertson

Joe Lieberman

Looks like he finally did it.

https://i.postimg.cc/JnnYkDND/image.jpg

Looks like he finally did it.

https://i.postimg.cc/JnnYkDND/image.jpg

OJ Simpson's official cause of death has been revealed.

The 76-year-old died earlier this month of profound guilt from murdering his wife, his longtime attorney Turd Ferguson told TMZ.

Simpson had revealed he was receiving ass treatment for guilt before his death, but did not say which victim.

Despite denying he had been the killer before his death, it's emerged he was the murderer.

Steve Albini. Damn.