JD Salinger

Friggin Zelda Rubinstein died. Damn.

Friggin Zelda Rubinstein died. Damn.
http://16.media.tumblr.com/dFzvgrObUp5ahocnmFju2etPo1_400.jpg

MAYBE Charlie Sheen. His BMW found at the bottom of a ravine off Mulholland this morning. Shit is only about a mile or two from my place... the helicopters and siren woke me up this morning.

LAPD says the car was stolen, but we'll see. Isn't the first time they've lied to prevent a circus.

The helis and sirens began around 6am, which is interesting considering the police wouldn't have known it was Sheens car probably until daybreak. The reports are the police were already at his house working on a stolen car report -- doesn't the dude have a locked garage??? Where did the car get stolen from, and what celebrity is up so early in the morning to call the police that morning about his BMW suddenly gone?

My guess is, they were at his house on a missing persons call (him), and in a drunken rage he ran his car off a cliff. We'll know more later in the day.

OK. TMZ says something diff'rent.

Good. Maybe these heli's will go away.

Wow... can't believe no one mentioned Doug Fieger.

Al Haig

Al Haig

Wherever he's gone to, I'm sure he's in control there.

:emo kid:COREY HAIM!!!:emo kid:

http://www.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/corey-haim.jpg

One half of the Frogs.

Funny, I thought he'd died a long time ago... and I don't mean career. I really thought the douche was dead and buried.

Wow... I actually met Corey Haim, in an elevator at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas. I told him I liked him in Lucas, he thanked me, and then we were down on the main floor.

Wow... I actually met Corey Haim, in an elevator at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas. I told him I liked him in Lucas, he thanked me, and then we were down on the main floor.

You went DOWN on him? Jesus titty-fucking Christ, Mxy!!!!

I went down WITH him (which doesn't sound any better, really :) ).

Clearly, I'm a straight man when it comes to humor and sexuality.

You're all missing the real story here. Vinny scooped the Glenn Reaper on a death notice.

I didn't know Haim died so I opened a new tab and did a google search. This is the response:


News results for corey haim (http://news.google.com.au/news?hl=en&source=hp&q=corey+haim&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=M-OYS66BBsGOkQXm7ui9Dg&sa=X&oi=news_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CBAQsQQwAA)
http://news.google.com.au/news/tbn/EJFy63MhDrwJ
(http://www.google.com.au/url?url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1257151/Victoria-Beckhams-shock-drug-death-love-Corey-Haim.html&rct=j&ei=M-OYS66BBsGOkQXm7ui9Dg&sa=X&oi=news_group&resnum=1&ct=image&ved=0CA4QpwIwAA&q=corey+haim&usg=AFQjCNE5M9MONl18RV22uaheH3wHFIUtdA)Victoria Beckham's shock at drug death of former love Corey Haim (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1257151/Victoria-Beckhams-shock-drug-death-love-Corey-Haim.html)‎ - 51 minutes ago
By Donna Mcconnell Victoria Beckham has been left shocked by the unexpected death of her ex-boyfriend Corey Haim, it has been claimed. Haim, who died from a ...



A story about Voctoria Beckham's shock that he died!

Poor dude. Can't even get his death notice to #1

You're all missing the real story here. Vinny scooped the Glenn Reaper on a death notice.

Believe me, the BlackBerry was popping, but alas, I was stuck in a 3 hour meeting.

I didn't know Haim died so I opened a new tab and did a google search. This is the response:



A story about Voctoria Beckham's shock that he died!

Poor dude. Can't even get his death notice to #1
I reproduced what Pharaoh was seeing with news.google.com.au search, but NOT news.google.com which gives more appropriate non-Spice Girl results. The media sources and weights on the media sources differ. For U.S.-based stories, you may want to use the U.S. news source. For stories based in other countries, it can be helpful to change the news source to that other country temporarily.

Gonna have to watch Lost Boys this weekend.

http://www.tournamentofroses.com/photogallery/GMs/images/gm1983.jpg

I never thought the same of this guy once he did all those flower commercials, but t&p to his family.

Death comes in threes. Who's next?

fjVoIUhgH54

Peter Graves (http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/14/obit.peter.graves/index.html?hpt=T1)

Shit. I blame myself. I watched "Airplane!" on Friday.

mNRXJEE3Nz8

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3323/3435616192_11262a33a9.jpg?

Do you like gladiator movies?

Shit. I blame myself. I watched "Airplane!" on Friday.


Friday nights at the McLain household...now thats excitement!

Brittany Murphy.




Simon Monjack: I'm not sleeping with Brittany Murphy's mother (http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/simon_monjack_not_sleeping_with_7gFZuQFbdomG8FsOIi 6tmN)

Robert Culp died.

I loved Robert Culp in The Greatest American Hero -- one of those shows where the sidekick was just way better than the main hero.

Always thought that he and Dave Campbell from ESPN's Baseball Tonight could have passed as brothers.

T&P.

Death comes in threes. Who's next?

Sounds like there's something in the hopper. (I know, I'm sorry, hell, etc...)

Sounds like there's something in the hopper. (I know, I'm sorry, hell, etc...)

ISWYDT

:insensitive:

Saint Mary's. Damn Aussies fucked it all up

John Forsythe

Great character acter and a great voice.

rip

Wasn't he motherfuckin Charlie?

Wasn't he motherfuckin Charlie?
He was the voice of Charlie, yup. None of the episodes when the girls see the back of Charlie's head or anything like that were actually John Forsythe.

This guys might be one of the biggest scumbags on the face of the earth, but his wife was notable. T&P to Elizabeth's family.

7kCAFkfFLQQ

Gary Moore. Whoa

Read OD on Wikipedia, but... yeah

Chuck Tanner, 81

We are family.

:emo kid:

Frank Buckles, 110

I always enjoyed his belts.

T&P.

T&P Frank. The last ww2 dude prolly won't be far behind.

This is one of those times where you're happy for someone that has croaked.

Jane Russell

Right now, the armed forces are at war in the middle east, and the last WW1 vet just died.

When they fought in WW1, there were still a lot of old Civil War vets around.

"Nate Dogg".

Condolences to the entire Dogg family.

Regulate in peace.

1plPyJdXKIY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th0V-fxo9CE

I'm having a hard time coming up with a reason not to pack a blunt in memory of Nate Dogg.

Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor
Yahoo made this BREAKING NEWS the same way they usually only do for things like the Tsunami or war.

Damn, Tahoe remembers being there the day she was born.

You're saying you wouldn't remember your first granddaughter being born? Give the guy a break.

Yahoo made this BREAKING NEWS the same way they usually only do for things like the Tsunami or war.

And I bet that I beat them to it, just like I do with things like the Tsunami or war.

I'm going to say it now, and you can mock me if you'd like, someone else will die within the next year.

I'm going to say it now, and you can mock me if you'd like, someone else will die within the next year.
Probably even 2. These things always happen in 3's.

I'm going with Karl, my mailman and Jimmy from the Stop 'n Save.

Elizabeth Taylor

T&P

Damn, Tahoe remembers being there the day her mom was born.

Geraldine Ferraro

My daughter's teacher passed away on the 22nd.

oof, that would be difficult

T&P GF and Fools daughters teacher.

GF kind of deserved better than she got. Mondale was a sacrificial lamb - he was an entitled doofus and he knew he didn't have a chance in 1984. But Ferraro was a rare politician who was clever, calm, educated and professional. IIRC she cleaned up in the VP debates. 84 and 88, the Dems might have done better if they had swapped the #1 and #2 on the ticket - they still wouldn't have won, probably, but they would have avoided embarrassing themselves.

Geraldine died?

I thought Flip Wilson went years ago.


T&P

GF was a politician who seemed to respect the other side no matter how much she disagreed with them. She stuck up for Sarah Palin when she was attacked and her family was attacked. She also held her head high when the Obama Admin labeled her a racist. The world needs more peeps like her.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20477260,00.html

Sidney Lumet

Osama bin Laden

Also, his brother Usama.

Osama bin Laden

Mxy wins the thread.

Seve Ballesteros, Master of the Short Game

Robert Traylor

WTF, @ these young cats kickin' dirt so soon?... makes you want to blow everything on a whore fest in Brazil or something.. $1000 for a threesome... $6000 for an African safari... why the fuck are we livin' for someone else's needs?... I'm sure our kids will enjoy the beer money when we kick.

'Dougie' rapper M-Bone dies in drive-by http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/05/16/rapper.m.bone.killed/index.html

Harmon Killebrew

Macho Man Randy Savage.

Legit bummed about this.

I'm comforted by the thought of God eating Slim Jims.

@OzzieGuillen: We will miss you slim jim

RealKevinNash
I lost a close friend today. If anybody in heaven is wondering who the cat in the ugly cowboy hat is it's Randy. Love you Bro. Never another less than a minute ago via web

You want I should break this off into a tribute thread?

@TheJimCornette: Our deepest condolences in losing another legend. R.I.P. Randy.

DB just chimed in.

http://wheresrandysavage.tumblr.com/

@DadBoner: Rest in peace, Macho Man Randy Savage. Sad Friday, you guys. Everyone crack open a cold one for the champ. Show some respect. Dig it!

Evil Cam Newton evil_cam_newton
RIP Macho Man. You taught me everything I needed to know about flaunting my gratuitous athleticism in front of an audience.

Going to watch the "Retirement Match" against Ultimate Warrior tonight.

Friday on, you guys. Let's have a proper weekend for the Macho Man. A TRUE American hero. Work can kiss my white butt. I'm outta here.

What an awesome day on twitter.

Sucks, but is anyone surprised by the heart attack reports? I kind of imagine him being like Farley's character in the Super Fans SNL skits. Not the overweight n eating part, but the heart attack part fits. I'm surprised he didn't just pound it out and keep going... though maybe he's done that 50-100 times already.

edit: I think it's the massive overexertion he always had goin on. That pumper had to just say fuck it at least a couple times a day.

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10150212331227641&id=27336722640

Jeff Conaway

And Gil Scott-Heron.

Jack Kevorkian

I liked his work.

Morros
Jack Kevorkian dead at 83. Final stats: 0 points, 0 rebounds, and 130 assists.

spicy

TK was our most efficient member of all time.



Recognize

Yeah, that's one that I wish we could have kept around.

alsofuckTKcomebackplz

Clarence Clemons

Ryan Dunn is DONE.

Not his first car accident.

Certainly his last.

Was the humor lost because I didn't put "accident" in quotes or something? Horrible joke, I know, but I couldn't think of a good way to pair the Jackass skit with the news. If nothing else.... karma is a bitch. Horrible again, I know. He was prob my favorite guy from that crew though; I think he seemed more down to Earth or something. If I was on Jackass, I'd have probably been him.

Glad you're okay, UxKa!

Ya i walked it off.

Just one more thing.....

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-peter-falk-dead-20110624,0,5103844.story

Man that sucks. I love Peter Falk. He is great in Pocket Full of Miracles.

"Why are you standin' there growing in the carpet?"

He would have been a good candidate for the "dead or not dead?" thread. (if that still exists)

I'm legitimately saddened.

Nick Charles.

Armen Gilliam.

Betty Ford. Hope this doesn't affect the clinics.

Rough couple of days for GR.

Pour one out for her.

Betty Ford. Hope this doesn't affect the clinics.

wanttomakeareferencetothisthread (http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?12018-Thank-You-To-Everyone-%28Even-Bukdow%29&daysprune=-1)sobadly

wanttomakeareferencetothisthread (http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?12018-Thank-You-To-Everyone-%28Even-Bukdow%29&daysprune=-1)sobadly
That's what I was going for.

Sherwood Schwartz.

Absolute greatness.

Go look him up on the wikipedia, kids.

Amy Winehouse.

Least surprising death ever.

I'm horrified that some people will now mention her in the same discussion as Morrison/Hendrix/Cobain/Joplin/etc.

Oh shit, I forgot about that whole "27 club" thing.

She had a great voice when she wasn't all cracked out.

Hideki Irabu offed himself.

Bubba Smith

Jani Lane

Will be crankin "Heaven Isnt' Too Far Away" out of respect.

God, I hope Kip Winger isn't next.

Ernie Johnson Sr.

#AmericasTeam

Miami Hurricane football?

Miami Hurricane football?

Title clearly states "Notable".

U STILL MAD OVER NOT GETTING A PRESENT FOR CHRISTMAS?

facepalm@u


I mean really, that joke is so lame to begin with. I don't give a shit about a jersey, I have 2 of them now that I got myself. Maybe some day your moms will take advantage of a holiday to piss all over you for no better reason than to piss you off.

yeah, guys. insensitive.

I was just paying homage to my bro, Tahoe, bro.

No hard feelings?

I'll take that as a yes BTW. jk

Way to run off a good poster.

#smh

Bro's got each others backs.

awnukmarc

Andy Whitfield from Spartacus

Don Lapre.

If you don't know who he is, then you've probably never watched tv after 2 am.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/03/arizona-tv-pitchman-found-dead-in-cell-days-before-52m-fraud-trial/?test=faces

@LawrenceAugust: I'm about to place tiny obituaries, in thousands of newspapers, all across the country. RIP Don Lapre.

So much win.

Steve Jobs

Bummer. T&P

Bert Jansch. I'm sure I'm the only fan on the board, but that still sucks.

Definitely an influence on my own amazing guitar playing.

Charles Napier

First Steve Jobs, now Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis. Both mercurial, controversial, and highly successful owners of iconic businesses.

Death comes in threes.... unfortunately. Who's next?

I say, Summer Redstone. He's like 115 years old and screwing 30 year old babes.

Both mercurial, controversial, and highly successful owners of iconic businesses.
Tahoe would also fit this pattern. Stay healthy Ta!

http://www.kikaxemusic.com/news/rock-music/item/4565-rip-former-weezer-bassist-mikey-welsh-1971-2011

Not into Weezer, but I'll pour out a lil' liquor.

Yikes. Dreams are real, you guys.

Tahoe would also fit this pattern. Stay healthy Ta!

This part is close too, Vin.


I say, Summer Redstone. He's like 115 years old and screwing 30 year old babes.


She's 20.

Qaddafi (or however you spell it)

I spell it CYABITCH!

Andy Rooney

^ VERY notable.

He had a good run.

Joe Frazier's on the edge.

Maybe we need an "Upcoming deaths..." thread. No disrespect intended.

Joe going will hurt a lil bit. I remember a lot of his fights.

Joe Frazier's on the edge.

Maybe we need an "Upcoming deaths..." thread. No disrespect intended.
At the rate the contract talks are going, we might use the NBA Forum for that.

Patrice O'Neal

Christopher Hitchens.

Christopher Hitchens.

WTF? Seriously what the fuck happened?

Gotta go goog it.

Damn, T&P.

Kim Jong Il.


FORE!

Jim Huber.

Etta James

Sounds like JoePa is in range.

I think its Sarah Burke the Canadian Skier...I think thats correct. Anyway, such a tragedy, too young to die.

T&P

Don Cornelius.

smh

Angelo Dundee
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/boxing/wires/02/02/2080.ap.box.obit.dundee.7th.ld.writethru.2203/index.html

Ben Gazzara.

Whitney Houston joins Amy Winehouse in the big crackhouse in the sky.

She was taught well and led the way.

Davy Jones

The Monkees were huge in the 60's.... They rivaled the Beatles... girls went fuckin' nuts over Davey Jones.

Breitbart, wow.

The Monkees were huge in the 60's.... They rivaled the Beatles... girls went fuckin' nuts over Davey Jones.

Without Davy Jones, we wouldn't have David Bowie.

Peanut

59
For Peanut you guys.

Zbeau's cat. So sad.

I got something in my eyes once or twice, that's for sure.

Bert Sugar

So weird. I was thinking about him earlier for some reason.

Mike Wallace

Blair Kiel

Dick Clark

Dick Clark

Now who will mumble and slur us into 2013?

:insensitive:

Now who will mumble and slur us into 2013?

You think death will stop Dick Clark from hosting the New Year's Eve party?
How naive. :)

well you saw the tupac "hologram"

Gla's Detroit fandom.

Levon Helm

MCA

jesus christ

jesus christ

You're a little late with this one.

Purely subjective.

Maurice Sendak

Maurice Sendak

Everyone pay their respects by watching Grim Colberty Tales with Maurice Sendak:

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/406796/january-24-2012/grim-colberty-tales-with-maurice-sendak-pt--1

Duck Dunn died -- am queueing up the Blues Brothers for Mom's Day entertainment

Dick "Dunn"

Donna Summer

DONEa

Hell. I know.

Oof.

Robin Gibb -- only Barry left from the Bee Gees

RIP Orlando Woolridge. http://es.pn/LR8kHL

Richard Dawson died!
I was away in an undisclosed location and just found out!

Yeah, that sucks,, he's awesome.

Ray Bradbury

Henry Hill

Cop dies during a 3 way...http://www.freep.com/article/20120612/NEWS07/120612002/Cop-dies-during-3-way-sex-widow-wins-3M-lawsuit?odyssey=mod|mostview

Rodney King

Jon Lord.

12 people in Aurora

Dan Roundfield - a good player in his prime

Yep HOFer from CMU

Tony Scott

We lost Neil, you guys.

I bet bein the first guy on the moon must've felt like having a 15" peener.

^ But it had to have a serious fuckin pucker factor too. Looking up and seeing Earth so fuckin far away and knowing you only have so much oxegen and shit like that...fuck that shit. Dude had some serious nads imo.

Michael Clarke Duncan

Whaaat? Darn.

Didn't even know he had a heart attack months ago. Shows how much I pay attention.

Art Modell.


Good riddance!

Andy Williams

Dude must of been in his 90's... he had hits in the 40s

That one guy from Sons of Anarchy. Never watched.

Moon River

Alex Karras. He was a great Lion.

Long live ... nm.

Emanuel Stewart

Emanuel Steward died too. Weird.

He was just holding on. When Karras left, he had nothing to live for anymore.

So sad you guys.

The singer from some band called Suicide Silence. Is that one of those "scenester" bands? If so my thoughts are with you, Zekyl.

I guess this might belong in the "unnotable death threads." No disrespect.

Sonny Eliot.

Rick Majerus.

#smh

Dude was always overweight, no? Good dude though, iirc. RIP!

Nurse that got pranked in UK offed herself.

#smh

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Dear Abby
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/18/business/media/pauline-phillips-flinty-adviser-to-millions-as-dear-abby-dies-at-94.html?pagewanted=all&_r=1&

Did you guys hear who else died?

Superstar Billy Graham?

Conrad Bain.

Earl Weaver

Stan the Man.

Mindy McCready-Clemens

Jerry Buss

Hugo Chavez

Roger Ebert

Motown

Annette Funicello and Margaret Thatcher

Pat Summerall

One of the Kriss Kross kids