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Tahoe
10-31-2015, 10:37 PM
KNEES DOWN>

Timone
10-31-2015, 10:37 PM
Knee was down, not that it matters. Just delaying the inevitable.

Tahoe
10-31-2015, 10:37 PM
I got 1 thing to say..HOW BOUT THEM PISTONS!

Timone
10-31-2015, 10:39 PM
LMAO @ Minnesota if this goes to OT.

Fool
10-31-2015, 10:39 PM
Thanks for the free 20 seconds Minny.

Fool
10-31-2015, 10:39 PM
Of course, we still have a backup trying to win it in OT.

Timone
10-31-2015, 10:40 PM
MICHIGAN WINS

Timone
10-31-2015, 10:40 PM
MICHIGAN WINS!!!!

Tahoe
10-31-2015, 10:40 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


^ maybe

Fool
10-31-2015, 10:41 PM
WTF???? YOU ARE THE DUMBEST COACH IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE!

Timone
10-31-2015, 10:41 PM
0% chance that's a TD

Fool
10-31-2015, 10:41 PM
Why are you trying to win it when the opponent has a backup QB in? They have all the advantage in OT.

Timone
10-31-2015, 10:42 PM
Why are you trying to win it when the opponent has a backup QB in? They have all the advantage in OT.

Yeah, but keep in mind that backup QB is Sp8.

Tahoe
10-31-2015, 10:42 PM
Michigan gets a BJ!

Tahoe
10-31-2015, 10:44 PM
WTF???? YOU ARE THE DUMBEST COACH IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE!


Play for the tie on the road and win at home? WTF is that quote?


Regardless...just the way the game was playing out, I'd kick a FG right there.

Glenn
10-31-2015, 10:52 PM
Thank you, fat boy.

Tahoe
11-07-2015, 02:59 PM
Rutgies vs MEEEEEEEECHIGAN!

Timone
11-07-2015, 03:52 PM
Ugh, Millen.

Tahoe
11-07-2015, 03:58 PM
At least we got to see the beginning of the game.

Tahoe
11-07-2015, 04:06 PM
Seven to nuffin.

Tahoe
11-07-2015, 04:09 PM
Peppers is awesomeness.

Timone
11-07-2015, 04:23 PM
Rudock = blossoming.

Tahoe
11-07-2015, 04:34 PM
Yeah, he's playing a lot better Hope Sp8 gets some PT today.

Tahoe
11-07-2015, 04:37 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JPEP!

Tahoe
11-07-2015, 04:37 PM
That really was all on him. He got some blocks, but human people would not have scored there.

Timone
11-07-2015, 04:38 PM
Peppers is special.

Timone
11-07-2015, 04:41 PM
Dayum, that guy from BUTTgers has some speed.

Tahoe
11-07-2015, 04:44 PM
C'mon man...you are delaying Sp8's PT.


^ the guy who ran that kick back.

Tahoe
11-07-2015, 04:46 PM
Peppers is special.


I'm not great at NCAA talent to NFL, so which side of the ball does he play in the NFL?

Timone
11-07-2015, 04:52 PM
I'm not great at NCAA talent to NFL, so which side of the ball does he play in the NFL?

I'll check with my sources

Timone
11-07-2015, 06:32 PM
Time to get SP8 in there.

Glenn
11-07-2015, 06:43 PM
Love this team today.

Tahoe
11-08-2015, 03:47 PM
Apparently got a four star LB to commit. nothing official though.


What's ur sources says TI?

Timone
11-14-2015, 05:00 PM
Rudock KILLING it out there.

Timone
11-14-2015, 07:17 PM
CHESSON DA GAWD

Fool
11-14-2015, 07:31 PM
Feels like the luck runs out right here.

Fool
11-14-2015, 07:34 PM
First team to actually play defense wins.

Timone
11-14-2015, 07:45 PM
First team to actually play defense wins.

UM played defense first

Fool
11-14-2015, 07:46 PM
Never doubted.

Glenn
11-14-2015, 07:48 PM
This was my stone cold lead pipe lock of the week.

Fool
11-14-2015, 07:51 PM
https://twitter.com/rockydubs85/status/665691802293391360/photo/1

MikeMyers
11-21-2015, 02:29 PM
MY WOLVERINES

MikeMyers
11-21-2015, 03:31 PM
9-2 and ready for the SUCKeyes next week.

Timone
11-21-2015, 03:33 PM
Gotta pull for DrRay's Suckeyes today.

MikeMyers
11-21-2015, 03:37 PM
I know. It will be tough but we have too.

Timone
11-21-2015, 03:39 PM
It's like rooting for ISIS.

MikeMyers
11-21-2015, 03:44 PM
HA! Worse. Like rooting for the 2004 Indiana Pacers.

Timone
11-21-2015, 03:45 PM
Looks like Cook's out. Excellent.

Timone
11-21-2015, 03:45 PM
Looks like Cook's out. Excellent.

Knowing Dantonio, could be a trick though.

MikeMyers
11-21-2015, 05:20 PM
It would help if the SUCKEYES would win this one

Timone
11-21-2015, 06:40 PM
Fucking Buckeyes. Great time to finally shit the bed.

Timone
11-21-2015, 06:40 PM
UM will win next week.

Glenn
01-27-2016, 03:56 PM
http://www.crainsdetroit.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/cceimg?Site=CD&Module=330&Class=3301&Type=33011&Date=20120821&ID=2764907&MaxW=65

http://www.crainsdetroit.com/article/20160127/BLOG003/160129836/reports-um-hiring-uconn-athletic-director-as-next-ad#utm_medium=email&utm_source=cdb-afternoon&utm_campaign=cdb-afternoon-20160127

Tahoe
01-27-2016, 06:19 PM
What a great year and recruiting year for Jimmmay!


This class of recruits will be special.

Tahoe
01-27-2016, 06:30 PM
We've got a shit ton of starters coming back but we just about have a player from this class coming in at every spot. Off the top Peters, Walker, Spanellis, Bredeson, Onwenu (if he doesn't flip), Crawford, MCDOOM, McKeon and Daniels is prolly on the way. Defensively we have Young and Hill might be coming, Hudson, Cole (soph or RS freshman?) Uche, EMB, Bush, Dwumfour, probably Gary and Murphy. And on and on and on.


The next few years are going to be special. Go Blue.

Timone
01-27-2016, 07:08 PM
http://www.crainsdetroit.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/cceimg?Site=CD&Module=330&Class=3301&Type=33011&Date=20120821&ID=2764907&MaxW=65

http://www.crainsdetroit.com/article/20160127/BLOG003/160129836/reports-um-hiring-uconn-athletic-director-as-next-ad#utm_medium=email&utm_source=cdb-afternoon&utm_campaign=cdb-afternoon-20160127

In other news, JOEY BALLGAME WROTE AN ESSAY!!!

Vinny
01-27-2016, 08:43 PM
http://www.crainsdetroit.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/storyimage/CD/20160127/BLOG003/160129836/AR/0/AR-160129836.jpg?MaxW=440&v=201411210943

Tahoe
01-27-2016, 10:09 PM
Oh shit. Cole might be 'done' in AA. And I ain't talkin bout Mason.


Has anyone good ever come out of Saginaw?


kiddinGlanzie

Vinny
01-27-2016, 10:43 PM
Sick burn 'Hoe.

Tahoe
01-27-2016, 11:51 PM
Feel the Bern!

Tahoe
01-28-2016, 03:49 PM
Sick burn 'Hoe.


No one seems to have a sense of humor around here anymore. :)


At least Saginawinians can drink their water.

Tahoe
01-28-2016, 03:54 PM
We've got a shit ton of starters coming back but we just about have a player from this class coming in at every spot. Off the top Peters, Walker, Spanellis, Bredeson, Onwenu (if he doesn't flip), Crawford, MCDOOM, McKeon and Daniels is prolly on the way. Defensively we have Young and Hill might be coming, Hudson, Cole (soph or RS freshman?) Uche, EMB, Bush, Dwumfour, probably Gary and Murphy. And on and on and on.


The next few years are going to be special. Go Blue.

Daniels? Meant Allen. Who it looks like is going to go ahead and NOT come to Michigan. Which is ok as long as we get Asiasi. Boss would most likely come with him. That's be pretty awesome.

Tahoe
01-28-2016, 04:32 PM
Apparently Cole is done at Michigan. Good luck young man, seriously.

Timone
01-28-2016, 04:36 PM
I'm a close friend of the Cole family (I'm close with every player's family). Great young man, wish him nothing but the best.

Glenn
01-28-2016, 05:49 PM
(I'm close with every player's family).

Glenn
01-28-2016, 05:49 PM
New sig?

Tahoe
01-29-2016, 11:28 AM
Hoping for Gary, Hill, Fuller, Boss, Asiasi, Murphy. And another S, maybe that really tall guy who I can't think of his name right now...simmons?

Timone
01-29-2016, 08:40 PM
Keep us posted.

What's OUR recruiting class ranked?

Tahoe
01-29-2016, 08:44 PM
With Harbaugh? It's #1. Its not about all those stars and shit. Its about being coached up. But prolly setting at 5ish. We will still get some 4s and 5s. But our ranking is high because we are cramming a ton of players in this class. So we get a higher ranking. But we are getting some serious athletes. We'll be fast. We should be able to compete with anyone going forward. We shall see.

Timone
01-29-2016, 08:47 PM
Do you pay to follow this stuff or do you use the free boards?

Tahoe
01-29-2016, 08:55 PM
Free boards. Takes a lot of time though. Amazing week last week. Shit happening every day. And then tonight there was some rumblings of a huge get. Silent commit. Who knows. Love it.

Tahoe
01-30-2016, 04:19 PM
Big decommit today with Hamilton. Our last OT in this class. There's still time left, but no top tackles that I'm aware of. We'll have to flip someone or move some people around. We'll be ok 2016, but 2017 could be rough.

Vinny
01-30-2016, 04:43 PM
Big decommit today with Hamilton. Our last OT in this class. There's still time left, but no top tackles that I'm aware of. We'll have to flip someone or move some people around. We'll be ok 2016, but 2017 could be rough.
I hear that Swenson kid is available from Downer's Grove? 4 star OT.

Tahoe
01-30-2016, 04:45 PM
LOL Now that would be hilarious.

Fool
01-30-2016, 06:42 PM
Tahoe for rooking of the year!

Tahoe
01-31-2016, 03:36 PM
So maybe 7 spots left, or 6 or 8? Who knows with Harbaugh.


Gary is special and I think he'll go Blue. I think I saw somewhere that he grades out as a 3rd rounder in the NFL alfuckinready! He's the #1 in the country and should be.


Fuller is still a huge Ohio lean, but recently there was some twitter stuff, etc, that leads ppl to believe we have a really good shot at him. Great athlete.


Hill will probably come. Obviously his brother starts for 'us' and his mom loves Michigan. He has some Sparty friends so he has that baggage, but still looks good for us.


Vic Viramontes. I think I spelled that right. He decommitted from us last year. Coach's stayed in touch and 'rumors' are he might be a silent back with the good guys. Great athlete.


Boss and Asiasi would be great to pick up. Really didn't seem like we had a shot, but they'd be 2 great additions. Asiasi could play a couple different positions. Boss DLine.


So there's 6. The kicker Nordin is in the mix. Another is Murphy. Brother plays for the Skins. He's like 6'7" iirc. Dline, but could play other places too. We are short on OT's. That's the way the cookie crumbles. Not sure if Coach wants to try to flip someone or hit tackles hard and early for next year.


When I was a kid, either ohio or Wolverines won the B1G every year. Then we'd go out west and look like we had concrete shoes. Pac10 was so much faster and better athletes. Coach is changing all that. He's doing shit his way and getting results. We already have Hudson who is a crazy good athlete and then if we added Fuller and Viramontes, the difference in speed will be noticeable. Playmakers.


Go Blue!

Tahoe
01-31-2016, 03:43 PM
Here's a highlight from I Simmons another athlete that is probably 8 or 9 on our list. Just don't have the spots, but if we don't get some of the first 6, this guy could be Blue.


You can and should watch his highlights, but also watch Khaleke Hudson's too. Hudson is 3, lol. He's at least a 4. He'll most likely play as a true fr, imo.


http://www.hudl.com/athlete/2167156/highlights/314389378/v3


Simmons ^ Hudson down below.


http://www.hudl.com/athlete/1690809/highlights/295148379/v3

Timone
01-31-2016, 06:09 PM
Good stuff, dood. Maybe you should make your own thread.

Tahoe
01-31-2016, 07:08 PM
I just wrote down what's bouncing around with the marbles upstairs. I definitely don't want to jack Jethro's thread. Thought he was gone till one of you bring him back. :) Or was Jethro real? I thought he was a 'virtual' poster. lol

Timone
02-03-2016, 01:13 PM
WE GOT GARY!!!

Glenn
02-03-2016, 02:13 PM
Have always loved Gary.

Glenn
02-03-2016, 02:13 PM
Seems like a nice guy, from what I could see on the 32 tvs he was on at bw3 today

Timone
02-03-2016, 04:33 PM
Got some top tight end, too.

Jim Harbaugh is KING.

Glenn
02-03-2016, 05:19 PM
STROBEL TRANSFERRED TO OHIO U

Glenn
02-03-2016, 05:19 PM
Don't know who he is, but ouch, that hurts!

Timone
02-03-2016, 05:50 PM
Damn!

Tahoe
02-04-2016, 01:43 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw6PSlla34U


Bet you can't watch it just once!

Tahoe
02-04-2016, 01:52 AM
So Gary ended up coming. Hill wanted to come play with his bro. Asiasi is coming. I guess we pulled offers on a couple, but we landed our top guys. The natural order of NCAA football is being restored. All in all, great day.


Hudson will be epic. Gary will be epic. Our DBs will be epic. Our WRs will be epic. O'Korn will probably out-produce Rudock. Our 2nd string dline could probably start for anyone in the B1G, which also means most of the country. 4 starters on the Oline returning. De'Veon, Drake, Ty and Kareem or Davis will be awesome. We know our TEs will be great.


Go Blue!

Fool
02-04-2016, 12:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw6PSlla34U


Bet you can't watch it just once!

That's really good by the end. Really good.

Tahoe
02-04-2016, 06:42 PM
Yep. Love the hits to the synthesized percussion or whatever you call those lil booms.

Fool
02-16-2016, 09:52 AM
http://www.maizenbrew.com/michigan-football-recruiting/2016/2/15/11009918/2017-quarterback-four-star-dylan-mccaffrey-commits-to-michigan-football

Tahoe
02-17-2016, 01:23 AM
^ Great news. I would hope next year will be less dramatic than this year, cuz we will bringing in less than 20. But with Harbaugh we know there will be some. It's kind of what we signed up for when you bring in a coach that wants to win National Championships.

Tahoe
02-17-2016, 01:30 AM
Here's a WR that will hopefully be joining us. Cass Tech Donovan Peoples-Jones.


http://www.hudl.com/athlete/4075216/donovan-peoples-jones

Tahoe
02-17-2016, 01:34 AM
Also, Dylan Moses LB, top overall recruit in 2017 plays for...wait for it... IMG Academy where Harbaugh will be taking the team for Spring Break for practice. I think its the last week of the month.


So another TOP OVERALL RECRUIT will be in play for Meeeeeechigan again next year... at least it appears so. He wants to hear from Michigan.

Glenn
02-17-2016, 02:13 PM
@BruceFeldmanCFB
#Michigan DB coach Greg Jackson is set to become the new safeties coach for the #DallasCowboys, source tells @FOXSports.

Tahoe
02-17-2016, 04:07 PM
Not good but have Kovacs back there for some stability. Harbaugh will replace him with someone awesome.

Tahoe
02-27-2016, 09:48 PM
PRACTICE NEXT WEEK IN FLORIDA!


Message to Sankey


http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/20140123/4960772/iverson-practice-o.gif

Tahoe
02-29-2016, 08:43 AM
Go Blue!

Tahoe
03-02-2016, 05:38 PM
HARBAUGH IS AWESOME!


but we already knew that.

Glenn
07-21-2016, 05:42 PM
Michigan most popular bet to win college football national title
http://espn.go.com/chalk/story/_/id/17118822/michigan-most-popular-bet-win-college-football-national-title

Timone
07-21-2016, 05:59 PM
lol

Timone
09-26-2016, 06:10 PM
We lost Jeremy Clark for the season, you guys.

Fool
09-26-2016, 10:30 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dGEd6ZmwZ7Q/maxresdefault.jpg

Glenn
09-27-2016, 08:53 AM
This hits me like a surprise left, and my jaw is left hurting.

Glenn
11-14-2016, 02:26 PM
Speight has a broken collarbone.

DONE.

http://mgoblog.com/content/wilton-speight-out-season

Glenn
11-14-2016, 02:30 PM
So glad O'Korn has always been MY WOLVERINE.

Glenn
12-31-2016, 10:21 PM
Butt - torn ACL

Timone
12-31-2016, 10:30 PM
That sucks.

Timone
01-01-2017, 06:54 AM
Keepin' Don Brown around for a loooooong time.

Tahoe
01-05-2017, 07:29 PM
If Nico doesn't commit, Martin will be back in play. ???

Tahoe
09-15-2017, 10:31 PM
So many people liked last weeks game, but
Long, Black, Peters still on the bench.

Glenn
10-08-2017, 11:50 AM
Wilton Speight likely out for season with 3 broken vertebrae

Timone
10-14-2017, 03:46 PM
Team sucks.

Timone
10-14-2017, 03:48 PM
Calling it: Korn throws an INT here in OT.

Glenn
10-14-2017, 08:37 PM
SUCK IT MIKE PENCE

Timone
10-15-2017, 03:38 PM
It was never in doubt!

Timone
10-15-2017, 03:39 PM
One of these days though, Indiana's going to pull it off.

Timone
10-21-2017, 07:55 PM
Fuck Pedo State.

Timone
11-18-2017, 02:46 PM
O'Korn coming in. Game over.

Tahoe
11-19-2017, 09:49 PM
We's all kinda banged up. Not looking good for next week.

Timone
11-26-2017, 11:33 PM
:we: are losing Speight, you guys. Transferring for his 5th year.

Timone
12-01-2017, 11:39 PM
So ScUM vs. Stanford in the San Diego Whatever Bowl appears to be a lock.

Glenn
12-02-2017, 08:51 AM
Just call it the Harbaugh Bowl and call it good. He has connections to all three.

Vinny
12-03-2017, 07:29 PM
Back to the Outback Bowl. I feel like :we:'re there every year??

Vinny
12-03-2017, 07:32 PM
Back to the Outback Bowl. I feel like :we:'re there every year??
I am wrong and have learned nothing. First trip in 5 years, only 6th trip overall.

Timone
12-03-2017, 07:41 PM
So ScUM vs. Stanford in the San Diego Whatever Bowl appears to be a lock.

Moron. Die.

Glenn
01-05-2018, 02:47 PM
@nickbaumgardner
Can confirm Dan Enos is joining Michigan's coaching staff.

LOL

Timone
01-05-2018, 06:36 PM
Who?

Timone
01-06-2018, 08:35 PM
Who?

Ahhh, former Sparty coach/player

If only they could get Mark Dantonio now. LOL!

Glenn
01-26-2018, 06:11 AM
Source: Dan Enos leaving Wolverines to coach Crimson Tide QBs

Huge loss. Leaves such a legacy in AA.

Tahoe
01-27-2018, 02:02 AM
Rumored to beat NCC?

Green Giant
05-10-2018, 12:49 AM
Fucking KLOWN.

https://deadspin.com/ichiro-who-the-fuck-is-tom-brady-1825887120?

Glenn
11-03-2018, 10:33 PM
So LSU is about to have two losses and move out of the top 4/playoff position.

:we: should be at 4 tomorrow, and if :we: can win out (do-able), should make the ‘offs, fam.

Timone
11-04-2018, 02:06 PM
starting to think this team may be for real