I walk up to hotel bar.

Me: 2 pitchers of Killians

Barkeep: How many glasses?

Me: One.

Barkeep: Yes! (offers me high five, which I accept)

I totally thought that I was going to run into Hermy while carrying 2 pitchers to my room, but I doubt that he's in Frankenmuth

^ attaboy

FEELIN NICE

MY FEET ARE TINGLING

Need some Purple Drank to go with Purple Rain, which I'm watching on VH1, lol.

Mountain Dew

/bro

Coke Zero

Been probably a year or three since I bought a 2 liter of anything, but it sounded good.

It's weird drinking pop (sorry, Tahoe... soda) after you've stopped for about a year or so.

Diet Squirt over lotsa ice.

MD... it's warm, too, but whatever. I'm bro.

mm, a coke zero sounds good. Don't have any here, though. GODAMMIT

Drop that zero and get with an hero.

lol'd

Drinkin' a "fuzzy Joe"... it helps you think things are better than they are

I will be at the my safety meeting at about 4pm.

Beer Fest at 5th 3rd park tomorrow.

I will be at the my safety meeting at about 4pm.
Kids these days just call that "AA" old man.

^ shh, the grandkids have done such a good job of convincing him so far, don't blow it!

I've been to AA meetings and once Chico and the boys show up, I can guaranfuckintee you it ain't no AA meeting.

Water.

Also currently eating those Entenmann's cheese buns things.

Just had a snickers bar and big glass of milk.

Gotta lay off the Dew, I'm getting acid reflux or something. Also, the urge to listen to Dave Matthews and wear my crocs.

Mountain Dew... what the fuck

#MLIB
#FML
#F,MLIB

got some pizza too

I wish I was drinking whiskey on ice

I'm going to Cobain myself, man. I'm slowly becoming the kind of guy I despise.

glass of Cabernet Sauvignon

way too much MD

Bro such thing.

MD

Yes.

Cold ones, you guys.

#ColdOneCity!

And yes, I do have a "DadBoner" search column in my Tweetdeck.

Great day.

Spent the morning in South Haven at a great spot on the beach, took the kids to the arcade, or as I call it, "the kiddie casino" and now my bro-in-law just left my place and left behind a full sixer of Shandy.

Not sure if he left it intentionally or not, but I'm considering it a gift.

Great day.

Spent the morning in South Haven at a great spot on the beach, took the kids to the arcade, or as I call it, "the kiddie casino" and now my bro-in-law just left my place and left behind a full sixer of Shandy.

Not sure if he left it intentionally or not, but I'm considering it a gift.
They still have arcades??!! They've all closed in Chicago in the last 10 years, except for Dave and Busters I guess. Pinball pickings are slim, so upsetting.

Took them to Airway Lanes in Kzoo. It's one of those mini golf/go karts/bowling/laser tag/arcade type joints.

Always a good time if not too crowded.

Bukdow would be mortified, of course.

I want to drink again.

again again again

too bad I won't, because I'm "responsible"... for the most part

frozen Coke at the movie theater

http://www.mamacheaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sierra-mist-natural.jpg

a *mocha*

Mike's Hard Lemonade

:NH:

HARD

To be perfectly honest, its just semi-erect. Not strong at all.

Mike's Chubby Lemonade

Vodka/Grapefruit...pink...it makes the drink a lot more 'pretty'.

who's going for happy hour, fucksticks? if i don't take a nap first, that is. or maybe I'll rip a few shots then nap.

lol

I was drinking vodka overs last night. Fuck. Hurtin this am. But the waitress was a hottay' and I could leave the restaurant/bar. She wasn't a lib or anything like that.

Mike's Black Cherry Lemonade -- tastes like decent cough syrup, not sure if that's a good or bad thing

Some Cabernet...tastes good.

I need a fucking Dew.

I need a fucking Dew.
SLAM IT BOIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

Day 1 of vacation: already realizing that I'm spending a lot of time in the vortex.

i don't know what else i'd do on vacation besides drink til im sick.

Starbucks pumpkin spice latte. fucking awesome

Starbucks pumpkin spice latte. fucking awesome

Sounds pretty gay.

was pretty awesome, however gay it might be to go to starbucks.

I go to Starbucks all the time, but I get MAN coffee.

what's wrong with trying a seasonal flavor? pumpkin is fucking awesome.

"Gay Pumpkin" is the new costume for the season... the stem is in the rear.

not really gay, bro, just kind of hipster-ish... if you took pics of the latte and put it up on your flickr or tumblr, anyway.

didn't do dat. just enjoyed a nice fall flavor.

Drinking to I'll be a daddy in about 7 months.

Congrats in advance.

That waitress or what?

Just a one night deal. Not sure what she's gonna do.

Just made a run for the border and got a Diet Dew for the first time in ages.

It's going down real smooth.

Just the right mix of citrus flavor, carbonation and aspertame.

A great afternoon pick me up.

And it's DIET, for extra health.

I am craving me a diet soda pop as well, but trying to save some $$ so I'm not gonna go spend $1.10 at the vending machine.

WATER

sailor jerry and coke to cool the nerves

I blasted past my calorie limit, had a bad day, said fuck it and poored myself some booze.

I've never done that.

that worked. now I'm just tired.

a blackberry Freez

^ with Vodka?

Votka

Magners Pear cider

^ with Vodka?

No, just plain. It's bottled soda from Lebanon.

At the moment, though, I am having something alcoholic -- tea with Yucatan Xtabentun.

the fuk

the fuk
This.

Has Mxy gone hipster?

Miller's Lite's in a can.

had a top shelf marg, dos equis, and corona tonite. really not looking forward to waking up for the work week in 7.5 hrs

Has Mxy gone hipster?

I did have a peach+sage sangria at what I'd consider to be a hipster cafe while I was out traveling with friends to see friends, so maybe.

Btu I also had a cinnamon-orange spice tea around the same time. Is that "hipster"? It's not even coffee.

Who wants to break it to him?

coffee. good lord. I am going to crash in the john

Who wants to break it to him?
I think it's way too late to save him. Just let him go...

I didn't see the "hipster" thread when I responded to this.

And yes, I am way past saving.

At the moment, I'm drinking orange juice with no pulp.

^orange juice is way, way the fuck overrated.

http://blog.fooducate.com/2009/11/13/orange-juice-is-just-as-bad-as-cola-really/

didn't search long, but there was an article I read a while ago that went deep into the production process of today's orange juice. Fucking garbage.

^orange juice is way, way the fuck overrated.

http://blog.fooducate.com/2009/11/13/orange-juice-is-just-as-bad-as-cola-really/

didn't search long, but there was an article I read a while ago that went deep into the production process of today's orange juice. Fucking garbage.

These kids today with the iPods, the Aerosmith and the orange juice.

g'dam kids

As long as it doesn't have HFCS in it, I'll be fine with OJ.

Yes, because sugar and additive vitamin C is so much better! #sarcasm

srs though, you're just as well taking a vitamin pill for the nutrients.

I do like the taste of orange juice though, don't get me wrong.

Apple Juice >>> Orange Juice.

^ prolly equally full of sugar though.

Apple Cider > Apple Juice

Apple Pie (beverage) > all

Apple Pie (beverage) > all

And with that parenthetical remark, all I can think of is Cheech talking about apple pie pussy in From Dusk Till Dawn

Still drinking coffee.

sailor jerry/coffee

Heineken. Looking like a boring night.

sailor jerry/coffee

Dood, for such a good drinker you drink such bad stuff. It's gotta be whiskey w/ the coffee man. Or Bailey's if you're a girl.

I don't have whiskey. What's so bad about going with what you have in house.

Agree x10000 whiskey is better in coffee.

The real problem is that you even have Sailor Jerry in the house.

THough I will give it to you, booze is booze. Good call making the best out of a bad situation.


(cannonballs another miller lite....)

miller? sick.

sailor jerry is one of my favorite rums, you asshole.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Rum is for vacations and Pina Coladas.

to be fair, I will always order whiskey and coke over rum and coke.

That being said, a handle of sailor jerry is pretty cheap and doesn't taste too bad which is why I opt for it at home.

your completely right, of course.

Dood, for such a good drinker you drink such bad stuff. It's gotta be whiskey w/ the coffee man. Or Bailey's if you're a girl.

That stings a lil bit.

x2

Bailey's in chocolate-covered ice cream cone shotglasses is nice.

If it's like a holiday or something you're ok.

mxy fgt

jerry and coke. hate if you must, Vincent.

I could never hate anyone for drinking. Only for not trying. Just make better decisions next time at the store. We'll all win that way.

what do you recommend? fucking dickmuncher. for rum it doesn't get much better than sailor for the price. if you just hate rum then you're still a bitch.

I like all boozes. gin, rum, whiskey, tequila, vodka, you name it, I've chugged it.

there is no try. only do.

WAT

find b diddy, come up to Wrigley, and let's fight this shit out once and fer all

Newcastle.

FROM MY XMAS MINI KEG!!!!

^love the Newcastle mini kegs

Here was my very modest wish list for this year:

1. Skullcandy earbuds (Fix)
2. Newcastle Mini Keg

I want one of those minikeg beertender fridges. A couple hundy. Maybe in a couple years I'll squeeze it in the budget.

Heavily

Um, Newcastle.

4 day weekend starts ... now.

Vodka.

IBC Root Beer

the flavor is out of bounds, you guys! big, bold taste.

http://imgur.com/792Iz.jpg

^ lol
CD...still coffee.

Vodka and....coffee?!! It's all I have, surprisingly ok!

Is there a record for how much vodka you can drink and cigarettes you can smoke without puking? Might just break it!

I think every Russian dude I know has calimed to hold that record.

Drinking: Mike's Winter Blackberry

Yes, I'm currently drinking wondering why lawyers are such sub-human assholes.

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'SSSSS
vodka

christ. drank so much this weekend. I should be dead.

Vodka and diet squirt. Rum and diet, no caffeine, coke last night. Weighed in at 240 Jan 1 and now down to 234. Not a lot of weight loss but making some progress.

Still wearing 36" waist pants. Wore 34" in High School so not too bad.

Still wearing 36" waist pants. Wore 34" in High School so not too bad.

Same here.

I'm rum'n cokin this motha fucka tnite.

Izze sparkling pomegranate juice

I'd like to try Izzo's sparkling pomegranate juice. IYKWIM.

You know what I've never done? Gotten so drunk I pissed myself.

First time for everything! After this week I may be looking at that tonight

Yeah, I'm about to get fucking blasted. Shitty few weeks here.

I just rolled up to Taco Bell specifically to geet a Diet Dew, no food.

Seems wrong.

Had BDubs for lunch for the 2nd time in 3 days today, so the drink was fine for now (and probably later, too).

Think I'll have a liquid Newcastle dinner.

Miller's Lites.

Goose Island Honker's Ale!

Miller's Lites.

Tried that Bud Light Platinum yesterday.

Not bad, Belgians. Not bad.

Izze sparkling clementine juice

Diet Dew from The Border, brosephs.

Miller Tight.

Fuze Peach Mango.

So comfortable with my sexuality, guys.

Riunite on ice... that's nice

Drank so much fuckin Belvedere Vodka in San Francisco for my Birthday that I'm still feeling the hangover. But drinking more of it anyway. Fuck it.

Happy late birthday, BROOOOOOOOOOOO!

Thanks Buddy. Hope you had a good one too.

Had 3 beautiful young ladies come up to get their hugs tonight... the sweetest one spent some time on the lap... stay thirsty :^)

So does this mean you drank dos equis?

Vagineken Light. Pretty good.

Vaginaken Light. Pretty good.

Vodka

Beer, switched to vodka and now back to beer.

Beer, switched to vodka and now back to beer.
Wagons have wobbly wheels.

Free Budweiser. Ain't mad, 'cept I'm alone.

Blackberry ale

Free Budweiser. Ain't mad, 'cept I'm alone.

http://blog.lehighvalleylive.com/music_impact/2009/08/large_george-thorogood-musikfest.JPG

Like he's going to know what that means, Old Guy Glan.

Too much

Blackberry ale
What kind? Fruit beers usually aren't my thing but I had a Long Trail Blackberry Ale that was awesome.

What kind? Fruit beers usually aren't my thing but I had a Long Trail Blackberry Ale that was awesome.
http://www.thegreatestbeerofalltime.com/tgboat/2010/7/13/mt-pleasant-brewing-company-coal-stokers-blackberry-ale-wow.html

Sam Adams Light


Feels good to have some beers, finally think this pneumonia is clearing.

Gatorade.

Original lemon lime, because I'm an O.G.

Old guy.

In Tahoe's day he had to make his OWN Gatorade....

Oberon, y'all!

Cuba Libre

Had some VERNOR'S on ice earlier, Leinenkugel Red now.

Lime Melonade.

So secure, you guys.

Coffee. Gonna have four cups

Got some Heineken Light cold at Meijer and it's kinda ass. Even skunkier than reg Heiney.

Shoulda stuck with Oberon.

Never gonna get to take my boat out.

Dew relapse.

^ doesn't taste quite as good as I remember

not to mention the acid reflux. smh

Newcastle.

So smooth.

Gonna drink a lot today. Hope I make it home alive.

Diet dew, you guys.

Cherrylimeade

Blueberry Izzi

Dos Equis Lager Especial, otra vez.

polishing off that pale ale and playing TOmb Raider .

Kendall-Jackson Chardonay

Its like butter.

post-nap Friday night coffee. Beer soon!

http://www.cherokeedistributing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Twisted-Half-and-Half-1.jpg

lolz

Blackberry lemonade

Sam Adams Cherry Wheat, made with #Michigan cherries!

#buylocal

The iced tea.

Caffeine free?

Amstel, y'all!!

I actually got the Sam Adams Hop-tour-whatever pack and 2 of them are pretty damn good. Don't care for the Wheat-style IPA but the Noble Pils and the Latitude are recommended.

the cheap iced tea, you guys

I actually got the Sam Adams Hop-tour-whatever pack and 2 of them are pretty damn good. Don't care for the Wheat-style IPA but the Noble Pils and the Latitude are recommended.
Eh, the second of the Latitudes is nothing special. Very drinkable but a little watery, generic.

Lefthand good juju ginger brewed beer. Nice.

Happy Friday to ya, DE.

Vodka with a splash of cran, topped with diet 7up. Sounds like a bish drink, but they're good.

If it tastes good fuck what erryone else thinks.

"There are no bitch drinks, just bitch people." - Timothy D. "Beauld" Flavors, 8/16/13

"There are no bitch drinks, just bitch people." - Timothy D. "Beauld" Flavors, 8/16/13

That needs to be etched in stone somewhere.

That needs to be etched in stone somewhere.
*steaune.

blood orange pop

Vod/Vico

BLACK COFFEE, BLACK COFFEE, DRINKING BLACK COFFEE

In bed?

Small town corner store didn't have Sam's Harvest Pumpkin, so rolling with this here Sam's Octoberfest.

Water :(

This stuff is great!


#reco

LOVE coffee

Keepin' it in the health zone right now with a DIET iced tea.

Arizona sweet tea

Real tired, gonna turn in early tonight.

But first, a few of these Sammy Adams Octoberfests.

Didn't have coffee yesterday. Was miserable.

Cider that had cinnamon doughnuts dipped in it.

Meijer was sold out of Sam's pumpkin, so I'm going to give this here Blue Moon pumpkin a try

Goddamn it, Golden, Colorado? Is this Coor's in disguise again?!

#fml

7 weeks and I'm drinking.

Can't wait.

Might get hammered. FUCK THE TIGERS.

Newcastle Werewolf Blood Red Ale

Most excellent.

^ that fuckin sounds great. Can't wait. My buddy is getting married mid Nov so I can start drinking again then, instead of wating for the end of the month or some shit like that.

It sucks not drinking right now with all the Octoberfests and shit like that, that are out right now.

Grand Traverse Ole George Whiskey. Some of the best Rye, American whiskey or any whisky anywhere. Gold metal winner and everything. It's that fucking good.

Tahoe, I virtually offer you a glass while we beat our dead horses some more (and I do mean yours and mine. Mine's probably even more mashed 'cause I'm using way more verbage).

http://www.grandtraversedistillery.com/userfiles/filemanager/151/Ole%20George%20-%20cropped%20-%20large%20image.jpg

Dirty DE. Trying to get him off the wagon. Pretty low. He's trying to put his life back together.

Well it is virtual at least, right? Does that count?

And I didn't notice that post about him off the wagon. You know, just the last one in the thread right before I posted. So there's that bit of stupidity too.

That said, if you're gonna be a dick get someone off the wagon, at least do it with something this good.

Got damn, GE.

I had a Tripel Karmeliet and am now drinking a Lagunitas Hop Stoopid. Little buzzed. Probably light beer after this unless I get the courage to polish off that nasty-ass Monkey Shoulder single malt.

Oooo good stuff. My wife's cousins started Lagunitas I think. I've never met them though and now I'm separated. I'm a shitty husband I think. I'm a good person, just not a great husband somehow.

Anyway I'm thinking of heading over to the bar for an Atwater Vanilla Java Porter. Damn, Michigan alcohol's gotten good since I've been gone.

But I've only got $11 bucks to my name so can I combine that with a pack of smokes that I should not even be thinking about buying in the first place?

PACIFICO! FTW!

Grand Traverse Ole George Whiskey. Some of the best Rye, American whiskey or any whisky anywhere. Gold metal winner and everything. It's that fucking good.

Tahoe, I virtually offer you a glass while we beat our dead horses some more (and I do mean yours and mine. Mine's probably even more mashed 'cause I'm using way more verbage).

http://www.grandtraversedistillery.com/userfiles/filemanager/151/Ole%20George%20-%20cropped%20-%20large%20image.jpg

There's a Grand Traverse store in Frankenmuth. I still think of them as primarily vodka (and you can get that from the local Costco in SE Michigan).

Grand Traverse Ole George Whiskey. Some of the best Rye, American whiskey or any whisky anywhere. Gold metal winner and everything. It's that fucking good.

Tahoe, I virtually offer you a glass while we beat our dead horses some more (and I do mean yours and mine. Mine's probably even more mashed 'cause I'm using way more verbage).

http://www.grandtraversedistillery.com/userfiles/filemanager/151/Ole%20George%20-%20cropped%20-%20large%20image.jpg

Appreciate the offer. Will take you up on it at some point. We HAVE to have a Michigan get-together at some point.

Dirty DE. Trying to get him off the wagon. Pretty low. He's trying to put his life back together.

Appreciate it Vin. I know you had a tough time too a couple of years back. I think you did a 3 month rehab stint. Long time, brah. It was on primero de Abril, iirc.

dew

dew

Can't stomach this anymore.

Diet fuckin squirt on ice. But I'm done so I don't have to get up a thousand fuckin times to take a piss. Actually, since I quit drinkin, I don't have to get up as much. very cool

Diet Squirt iz sofaking good.

Diet Squirt iz sofaking good.

I don't think I've everyfuckin used that. Very cool.

Coffee.

I fucking love coffee.

Coffee.

I fucking love coffee.

Quitting is a bitch, I hear.

Why quit?

And yeah, I hear the same.

Yeah, true. Who wants to be known as a quitter

Diet Squirt iz sofaking good.
Currently drinkin' some VODkas and Diet Squirt.

Gonna need some M&Ms.

Gonna gopher some M&Ms and milkl, you guys. Hope I don't die.

Gonna gopher some M&Ms and milkl, you guys. Hope I don't die.
Watch the heart bro. Might be racing when you wake up.

Water. Gotta keep it in the health zone.

Vitamin Water Zero ORANGE