Think you have it bad? THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING IN UKRAINE AND VENEZUELA!!!
Bah, I canceled cable and only go to sports sites and here on the interweb. You're making that up as far as I'm concerned.

My Internet circuit went out and it took them forever to fix because of the mighty fucking winds.

Not having internet is worse than having no water

March 1 and its a snow storm outside.

am avoiding friends who went to the Bahamas because they're raving about how great their weather was and how sucky it is now

This could be the worst storm of the season. March 12th, 2014.

You guys usually get what we got a day later, it wasn't that bad here. They claimed up to 17 inches, looked like about 4 or 5...

It looks like we got about 6. It wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't for face that this has happened 15 times. We are at 90.6 inches for the year.

Well over a hundy over here on west side

Loving it today. Days like these make me feel #blessed to be alive, you guys.

*cut to me freezing my ass off hating everything in a few days*

BBQ going to happen this week you guys

Beautiful crisp spring day out

Have serious issue with the local weather people. They pretty much predicted a washout this weekend and barely any rain.

Have serious issue with the local weather people. They pretty much predicted a washout this weekend and barely any rain.

Idiots. They don't really know the game, do they?

Idiots. They don't really know the game, do they?

lolled

Only person speaking the truth is @vgoodwill. He knows the game.

5 inches of rain today. Never have I seen this much rain ever. Its still raining hard as hell. Woodward and 696 area.

Most rain ever in Detroit in 1 day. Fuck 2014.

Don't know about the rest of you bros, but 75 is my perfect weather.

I like 72, with a margin of error of 3, so I'm good.

Mid 60s to mid 70s, really.

Perfect.

Loving this cooler weather. Wish it would stay like this all year.

Winter is coming you guys

Winter is coming you guys


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7-KZa61lpE

Solid, Vinny!!!

Hotter than fuck today at the kids soccer game. I was like WTF IS GOIN ON OUT HERE!

I get to run in shitty weather today.

Guys I'm serious, I took the winter jacket out of the closet today.

My cousins and Uncles headed to the UP deer hunting.

We're all gonna die.

Rather go into an elevator with Ray Rice then deal with this weather

At least we ain't in Buffalol am I right

Places to avoid: #Buffalo - the whitest city in America

Freezing rain fam. Stay inside.

I ran in yesterday's slip-slidin-away shit.

100 MPH winds today. The car was shaking on the freeway.

It was really bad, fam. Glad you're still alive.

All this talk about Buffalo and we aren't getting any disaster relief.

Thanks fam.

Snow day!

3-day weekend

snow jobbed

Really getting sick of this stuff fam

Mind over matter, you guys. Mind over matter.













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That didn't feel like 43 or whatever it was at all yesterday. It was awesome.

My sinuses are keenly aware that the weather changed.

http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/10/8182333/verizon-fios-drops-weather-channel

Kinda scary over here, yg.

Summer 2015. Rain every other day. Temps in low 70's.

We're all gonna die, you guys.

DERECHO

Still alive, for now

Ready for fall, fam.

Tornado sirens blaring around here.

Update: STILL NOT DEAD

(but am tired, very tired)

Too windy (unofficially).

Feels kinda like derecho

Feels like there should be college football today

Feels like there should be college football today
Army Navy bro. Love the troops.

WE ALL WIN EITHER WAY!!!

LOVE this 'ther.

WE ALL WIN EITHER WAY!!!

THEY PLAY FOR OUR FREEDOM

Ice Storm Coming Fam

Guys its ugly out there. "Out there" as in my backyard.

Strong possibility of death.

There is a nice thick sheet of ice outside. Will melt by tomorrow

Feeling kind of deathy out there, fam.

Not hearing anything in the Detroit area. Just rain

Yeah, we're supposed to get FEET of snow over here this week, starting tonight.


LAKE EFFECT

Grand CRAPids Style

Not hearing anything in the Detroit area. Just rain

Maybe an inch of snow in the burbs... wind has been howling, though.

It's fucking cold

It's fucking cold

Thermometer got upped to 72. So cold.

I have plastic covering a window whose seal broke, and two more windows that are broken. I had to go from 70 to 71 degrees on the thermostat due to this weather. All the remaining builders-special windows are being replaced with fiberglass in the spring... can't come soon enough.

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Seems whenever its nice out here its the shit back there and vice versa.

Its been nice but by the Wednesday, it looks like winter is making a comeback.

Feels like this is finally the big one, death seems pretty certain by lake effect.

If only Michigan were NYC, the networks would be covering with BREAKING NEWS!

Looks like full blast hibernation mode this weekend. High temperatures in the single digits.

Looks like full blast hibernation mode this weekend. High temperatures in the single digits.

Truly, love is a cold bitch... happy Valentine's Day

So fucking cold.

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My cuz doesn't like shoveling a snow.

Gonna be almost 60 here tomorrow

This rain's going to wipe us all out.

Not me!

Looks like a rainout today fam.

That was some storm yesterday.

Guys its fucking hot. I mean I can take the heat most days but today was unbearable.

My AC died yesterday... just got fixed now.

The unofficial weather at my place had been 82 degrees.
Bleah.

We will pay dearly for this heat in the winter.

The snow is coming. We'll get through this together, fam.

HEAVY snow from 10 am on here fam.

This snowstorm today is legit. Shit is piling up.

Death is coming for us.

I think we are going to get double digits. This thing won't stop.

We have about 20 over here, y'all

Take whatever the weather guy says and double it.

Should have 26 according to what they said originally

The only saving grace is its the light snow but its 10 inches or so. They were finally right.

Closer to a foot here, but some of it might be drift.

Stayed home today, fam. One benefit of the TV weather readers overblowing things and creating fear.

The roads were underblown throughout fair chunks of Oakland County. Not sure what the weather hotties said about the weather, but I can't blame school closings.

Well more snow coming Friday night into Saturday. This is going to be one shitty winter.

Got an ordinance violation for not shoveling my sidewalks... There are no sidewalks on my property.

Got an ordinance violation for not shoveling my sidewalks... There are no sidewalks on my property.
That's FML material.

They called for 7-9" inches for the past 24 hrs, we got 1", maybe 2".

But I don't know the weather game, right?

Right.

We got about 3" here... Not 4-8" followed by freezing rain.

At least 3 more months of this shit

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Beats being murdered and stuffed in a shipping container, I guess. Barely.

Hopefully the snow melts by next week. Feel better if I can see the grass in the winter.

50's and raining now. Cya to the snow for the year.

Hopefully the worst winter weather was over before winter.

Its been cold here. Frost on the wife's car in the morning, so I get up and go start her car for her, scrape the windows.

At least 3 more months of this shit

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Go watch Mich v Fl St. I think its the Orange Bowl

Go watch Mich v Fl St. I think its the Orange Bowl

You know I won't be missing Harbaugh's last game as UM coach, bro.

You know I won't be missing Harbaugh's last game as UM coach, bro.

TROLL!

Rough drive this morning. The snow packed quite a punch and now it looks like it will all be melted by Thursday with the rain.

We're getting 60 MPH wind gusts tonight, might die.

Wife just texted me that a big tree branch just fell in my yard.

Lord help us all.

Tim and I are on our way

Feels like spring today, fam.

Feels like spring today, fam.

Back to winter fam.

Yep

Beautiful day, fam. Don't let it get away.

fuck off

okay, sorry. It's been a rough one!

Just realized you were quoting U2, feel like an ass now.

Thought you were going all "make it a great day".

I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT

Your authority will not be questioned.

2 more days of winter you guys

Bunch of rain coming in for me. Oroville Dam will hold though. Otherwise, I might need to get out my boat. Row the boat!

BBQ tomorrow you guys. 60's and sunny in February. Unreal.

What time should I be over, fam?

Be here at 6 fam. Going to be unreal.

Fuckin Groundhog fucked up -- AGAIN

Winter is back fam

Winter? Where's the snow??
<knocks on wood>

It fell off the edge of the flat earth.

So cold. So, so cold. So much suffering.

Feeling really blessed I didn't lose power. 4 streets down, not so lucky.

Yeah, that shit was bad fam.

Just got my power back since losing it Wednesday. I had to learn about sports scores from the radio like an animal!

Also it was dark and freezing cold.

Glad you didn't die.

A young couple was driving a Mini Cooper over here and a tree fell on them and killed them both.

Weather kills almost as many people as religion. Okay, that's a lie.

Fucking wind.

My power has been like Michigan weather -- wait 5 minutes and it changes. I've had a couple dozen power outages this week, for durations ranging from a few seconds to a few hours. Bleah.

3-5 inches of snow tomorrow. Blah!

3-5 inches of snow tomorrow. Blah!
You cut that in half though.

Do that!

I have a hard time believing DTE will have everyone back up by Monday. The people 4 blocks down still don't have power.

We are supposed to get the same 3 to 5" by 8 p.m. tonight. So far we have about a half inch.

1/2 inch, max. LOL.

1/2 inch, max. LOL.
It's coming Glan.

We are supposed to get the same 3 to 5" by 8 p.m. tonight. So far we have about a half inch.

My neighborhood got the 3-5" of snow but where I work got .5 inch.

Looking forward to it getting in the 90s. NOT!

Fuck summer.

It's 90 degrees on the first day of fall. What is this nonsense?

Seriously. 91 yesterday, 90 today. This is fucked up.

Heat can fuck off forever. Wish it could be 70-75 every day.

Coulda prolly got my boat out.

It was 95 here today, second day in a row

Had a decent hail storm last night around 7 pm, too

Hot and humid as can be.

93 today. Might as well be 12" of snow outside. Nobody is out.

Big fan of this cool Autumn weather. Big, big, fan. You can say I'm an enthusiast. Huge fan.

Winter arrived you guys

It feels good to run in the cool fall air.

Season changes are so great.

I'm with you, that 90 degree summer shit can fuck right off but i'm all about that chilly autumn weather.

Love these rainy, cool days.

Love these rainy, cool days.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE

It's October still.

Idiot.

Glan probably puts up his Christmas decorations in October.

fml

Love these rainy, cool days.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE

Thanks, Vin!

i'm all about that chilly autumn weather.

Too cold today though, fam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQ3fsilOks

First big snow of the season sucks for anyone who needs to drive.

SNOWPACALYPSE 2017-18

Finally got my snowthrower working.
Hopefully, winter is better than this.

So, so bad.

This is awful. Almost makes me miss the 90 degree summer days.

Sofaking Cold.

WAY too cold, Vinny. It's bullcrap.

If I had a choice, I'd take the cold over the snow.

Yeah, the snow just makes it worse

Pretty sure we’re all going to die in this flood.

Pretty sure we’re all going to die in this flood.

Promise?

I'm not sure how to take that!!!

I'm not sure how to take that!!!
PWNED

All the fair-weather fans are out walking today. N-Not that I'm one of them, of course!

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It's one thing to look at a weather report and see a heat index of over 100. It's another to try jogging at a lake and barely doing half of your already shortened goal. I feel like death!

Oobi agrees that it's A HOT ONE

The paper says tomorrow's going to be hotter. Hotter? Like yesterday. Yesterday?

So sick of these hot ones

So sick of these hot ones

You need some cold ones.

It's a REALLY hot one

Guess I need to be prepared for the same $400+ Consumers bill that I got last July

So sick of these hot ones

Finally, the storm to kill us all!!

Feel like I'm suffocating every time I step out there. Sick of this.

Feel like I'm suffocating every time I step out there. Sick of this.





It's a REALLY hot one


So sick of these hot ones


Yo comprendo.

Fuck hot ones.

Hot. Damn hot. And sticky... oh so sticky.

AC was out for 3 days. Was horrible. How did we ever live without it?

AC was out for 3 days. Was horrible. How did we ever live without it?

Tahoe, how DID you all live without it?

half a foot of snow in mid-fall? fuck me!

Yeah, this be some bullshit. We got 10 inches easy. And since when do they not plow before rush hour?

Basement flooded, again. Sucks. Hopefully several months from now we can get a landscaping company to provide an estimate to fixing the backyard so this stops happening.

Prepared to die in a tornado or hail storm tonight.

Lost power for 12 hours Sunday - Monday

You’d think we moved to a third world country. People in this house were at each other’s necks. Just think if we all didn’t still have 5G Internet on our phones. Someone would’ve committed murder. Had to get my little generator out to run the refrigerators. It was hell.

So now we get to do it again on Wednesday. I don’t care, I’m leaving Thursday morning for three days in Charlotte, NC, for work. They’ll figure it out here.

Gonna be in the high 80s in Charlotte. Nice. I’m headed to an NBA game on Friday night. Two shitty teams, but all expenses paid corporate suite with food and drink so who cares.

Congrats Glan!

Thanks! Sitting outside at the Charlotte Beer Garden if any of the three of you would like to meet up.

They have 100+ beers on tap here, and this bro at the table next to me just ordered a MILLER LITE.

I mean, I’ve got Miller Lites in the fridge at home, so no hate, but read the room, fella.

MORAN