Here's how it works. Type in a question that you need answered from yours
truly and post it. I can answer your questions pertaining to romance,
science, religion, culinary arts, and more! Don't be scurred. Aks me some
shit. Remember, my answers, no matter how wrong y'all think they are...are
actually right, so stop hatin.' Oh and by the way, if you aks me a stupid
question, you'll probably get a stupid answer. Holla back.

Mola-

Dude moved in across the street last year. He's born and raised NYC, and doesn't quite fit in here in Allegan. Dude wears his shirts open, sports Houston and Hardaway Knicks jerseys, and has gold chains. He bumps loud music down my cul-de-sac, and screams at his fat wife from the yard.

Dude seems real nice and all, but between my natural midwest mistrust of this sort and my interaction with his type on various message boards throughout the years I am leary of extending myself further than the traditional wave from the mailbox.

Should I effort friendship unto dude, or shall I stay recluse knowing it would only end with a heated discussion on Isiah and his "plan"?

Mola-

Dude moved in across the street last year. He's born and raised NYC, and doesn't quite fit in here in Allegan. Dude wears his shirts open, sports Houston and Hardaway Knicks jerseys, and has gold chains. He bumps loud music down my cul-de-sac, and screams at his fat wife from the yard.

Dude seems real nice and all, but between my natural midwest mistrust of this sort and my interaction with his type on various message boards throughout the years I am leary of extending myself further than the traditional wave from the mailbox.

Should I effort friendship unto such a sort, or shall I stay recluse knowing it would only end with a heated discussion on Isiah and his "plan"?First off LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!


Okay. LMFAO!!!!


Listen...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH!!!!


Seriously though. LMFAO. Stay away from the Knick fan. If he approaches you, different story
but since they're all a bunch of losers from a loser-ass organization, they have failure-cooties.

Keep away.

MOLA --

I, too, have a neighbor prob. The girl living next to me in my apartment complex recently allowed her boyfriend to move in with her. The dude is a complete tool, never works, and has one seriously fucked up temper. They're always screaming at each other, which usually results in her walking out in a stream of tears.

Now, the girl is okay looking, but completely nuts -- I've known her well-enough for close to 3 years to understand that her driveway doesn't fully extend to the street. The dude is nice enough to me, but has that intense psycho look in his eye similar to that of serial killer. Both are next-level white trash, and act the role to perfection.

Here's the question: Th girl obviously isn't going to kick Mr. Tool out, and in the lease a tenant may have a "guest" for several months, but after that the lease must be rewritten (probably with a sizable rent increase she can't afford). I'm starting to get sick of their bullshit.. it's like living in the Ghetto.

So, do I force the manager's hand to push the lease crap on her, or do I let it slide and hope she grows some balls?

I think you should let it slide and grow some balls.

That's not like living in the ghetto. That's like living next door to
some white trash bitch and her psycho boyfriend. Who cares?
At least you aren't getting shit jacked from your car or shot at.

You're lucky.

Dear MOLA --

I, too, have a neighbor prob. The guy living next to my girlfriend in her apartment complex has begun looking at us strangely during our arguments in the hallway ever since I unofficially moved in. The dude is a complete tool, always works, and has one seriously fucked up stare. He's always shaking his head when my girl and I are screaming at each other, and she walks out in a stream of tears because of the pressure of his expectation for neighborly respect.

Now, the guy is okay looking, but completely white collar -- I've known him well-enough for close to 3 weeks to understand that his briefcase is full of documents, if you know what I mean. The dude is nice enough to me, but has that intense condo association president look in his eye similar to that of an investment banker near retirement. He is Republican, and acts the role to perfection.

Here's the question: Th guy obviously wants to get with me and my girl, and has alluded to questions regarding the status of our "lease" as a euphemism for a three-way. He has mentioned that he thinks our "lease" should be re-written to accomodate another "resident."

So, do the girl and I let this investment banker in the sack with us or do I kick him the nuts?

Do you want me to ban Denny, or maybe you should PM him to set everything up.

MOLA, my family is a traditional Roman Catholic family and would like me to eventually live in that same mold. How do I tell them that I'm a Rastafarian?

MOLA1 -


For the 1st time in my life, i'm compleatly stressed out. How do I relieve some of this stress. This shit sucks.

MOLA,

Why is it that I have no problems to come to you with?

Mola,
I'm a white guy that wants to get into the rapping biz but I'm afraid to drive south of 8 mile, any advice?

What's the best way to kill a man with your bare hands?

What's the best way to kill a man with your bare hands?

I'm sorry, you're on the wrong forum. "Aks Chuck Norris some shit" is just next door.

MOLA - I also have a neighbor problem. None of them like it when I masturbate while peeping in their windows. What should I do?

MOLA - I also have a neighbor problem. None of them like it when I masturbate while peeping in their windows. What should I do?

[smilie=applause.gi: the peanut gallery is laughing at that one.

What's the best way to kill a man with your bare hands?

I'm sorry, you're on the wrong forum. "Aks Chuck Norris some shit" is just next door.

I want to know the most effective way to kill with your bare hands, Not how to look like your hurting someone when you're really just stretching your leg up high in a pair of jeans that are wayyyy too tight.

What's the best way to kill a man with your bare hands?

I'm sorry, you're on the wrong forum. "Aks Chuck Norris some shit" is just next door.

I want to know the most effective way to kill with your bare hands, Not how to look like your hurting someone when you're really just stretching your leg up high in a pair of jeans that are wayyyy too tight.


For that, Chuck Norris is going to hunt you down and round house kick you to death while having sex with your babby mama.

MOLA, my family is a traditional Roman Catholic family and would like me to eventually live in that same mold. How do I tell them that I'm a Rastafarian?You aren't a rastafarian. STFU bitch!



MOLA1 -


For the 1st time in my life, i'm compleatly stressed out. How do I relieve some of this stress. This shit sucks.Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal.



MOLA,

Why is it that I have no problems to come to you with?
Because you're in denial. How about asking me why you're so fuckin wack?
Then I would say, you're not fuckin wack. You're just lame right now but
hopefully with practice you can become average.



Mola,
I'm a white guy that wants to get into the rapping biz but I'm afraid to drive south of 8 mile, any advice?
You're Greek. White is not an ethnicity. If you are infact white
and look like Powder (from the movie) everyone would be afraid
of you after bending a spoon or some weird shit and you'd probably
get a tan, play for the Raptors and change your name to Charlie Villanueva.




What's the best way to kill a man with your bare hands?
Pull a man's heart out. Passers by will chant "Molaramsugaram" while he's lowered
helplessly in to a pit of molten lava. Of course setting up all of the lava would take
some time, but it's damn effective. An easier way would be to break their neck, but
you wouldn't get as much street cred. Good luck.



What's the best way to kill a man with your bare hands?

I'm sorry, you're on the wrong forum. "Aks Chuck Norris some shit" is just next door.Molaramsugaram.



MOLA - I also have a neighbor problem. None of them like it when I masturbate while peeping in their windows. What should I do?Knock on their doors while masturbating on their welcome mat.

Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal.




I want my $2.50 back.

Mola, why do you keep telling me to STFU?

You don't have to. It's an ADVICE thread. Take it or leave it.

MOLA,

What do you think of the song Grace by Jeff Buckley?

Mola.

If Grizz truly IS that tool bitch neighbor, if I kill him (Chuck Norris style, with the tight jeans and '70s porn facial growth) will it be like the Mafia -- by killing a Syndicate member, I assume his place in the Syndicate?

For that, Chuck Norris is going to hunt you down and round house kick you to death while having sex with your babby mama.


That supposed to scare me? Sounds like fair trade.

Let him go to work that girl and be left to pay my seed's bills. I'm sick of that bitch hitting me up talking about 'the baby needs diapers'. I told her freaky ass already, she needs to go steal some TP from a truck stop and stop calling me. Little bastard probably ain't mine anyways. If my blood wasn't all infected and shit I woulda got a bloodtest minutes ago.

What's the best way to kill a man with your bare hands?
Pull a man's heart out. Passers by will chant "Molaramsugaram" while he's lowered
helplessly in to a pit of molten lava. Of course setting up all of the lava would take
some time, but it's damn effective. An easier way would be to break their neck, but
you wouldn't get as much street cred. Good luck.


Wrong.
The neck was a nice try but i want detail. Nobody can just walk up ignorantly and break someone's neck.

First you spit in their face to blind and/or disorientate (or if in close range a headbutt works as well), then you nose rip with your right and fish hook with your left at the same time while pulling in opposite directions to rip the face, then move to your victim's side, grab an arm and sweep the legs bringing the victim to their knees. Push your knee into the opponents back to create leverage while pulling the arm out of socket, then let go of the arm leaving momentum to push the victim's face into the ground. From this position you jump on top of the victim landing one foot on the back of the neck and the other on his mid-section, and kick as many times needed to the lower back of the head. AKA Eight seconds of Death. Then take his money and get yourself some new shoes, because you WILL need new ones.

MOLA,

What do you think of the song Grace by Jeff Buckley?Don't know the song. Because We Believe by Andrea Bocelli is probably way better though.


Mola.

If Grizz truly IS that tool bitch neighbor, if I kill him (Chuck Norris style, with the tight jeans and '70s porn facial growth) will it be like the Mafia -- by killing a Syndicate member, I assume his place in the Syndicate?No.






What's the best way to kill a man with your bare hands?
Pull a man's heart out. Passers by will chant "Molaramsugaram" while he's lowered
helplessly in to a pit of molten lava. Of course setting up all of the lava would take
some time, but it's damn effective. An easier way would be to break their neck, but
you wouldn't get as much street cred. Good luck.


Wrong.
The neck was a nice try but i want detail. Nobody can just walk up ignorantly and break someone's neck.

First you spit in their face to blind and/or disorientate (or if in close range a headbutt works as well), then you nose rip with your right and fish hook with your left at the same time while pulling in opposite directions to rip the face, then move to your victim's side, grab an arm and sweep the legs bringing the victim to their knees. Push your knee into the opponents back to create leverage while pulling the arm out of socket, then let go of the arm leaving momentum to push the victim's face into the ground. From this position you jump on top of the victim landing one foot on the back of the neck and the other on his mid-section, and kick as many times needed to the lower back of the head. AKA Eight seconds of Death. Then take his money and get yourself some new shoes, because you WILL need new ones.This isn't the AKS MOLA1 RHETORICAL QUESTIONS thread. If you're going to answer them, start an AKS KOOLAID HOW TO KILL A MAN thread or some shit.

MOLA1, are you pissed off tonight?

Whats your favorite 007 movie?

MOLA1, are you pissed off tonight?Not at all. I'm chillin.



Whats your favorite 007 movie?Goldfinger

When you become a famous rapper, will your dope rhymes make references to wtfdetroit/and or its members?

When you become a famous rapper, will your dope rhymes make references to wtfdetroit/and or its members?Never.

When you become a famous rapper, will your dope rhymes make references to wtfdetroit/and or its members?Never.

Unless you start busting out with "Cliffy loves the spliffy but life ain't easy being the big deezy", you'll be a NOBODY in the rap world.

That's really bad.

When you become a famous rapper, will your dope rhymes make references to wtfdetroit/and or its members?Never.

Unless you start busting out with "Cliffy loves the spliffy but life ain't easy being the big deezy", you'll be a NOBODY in the rap world.

LMFAO

Mola, Will Uc be successful in the rap business?

"Cliffy loves the spliffy but life ain't easy being the big deezy"


Fa sheezie my neezy

When you become a famous rapper, will your dope rhymes make references to wtfdetroit/and or its members?Never.

Unless you start busting out with "Cliffy loves the spliffy but life ain't easy being the big deezy", you'll be a NOBODY in the rap world.

LMFAO

Mola, Will Uc be successful in the rap business?No.

Do you think you will ever get another chance to rap in front of Kanye West?

Do you think you will ever get another chance to rap in front of Kanye West?Of course! Who do you think is going to make my beats?!

At first i thought it was a typo, why do you type "aks" instead of ask?

Cause it's fun.

What do you do when you pinch off a loaf that climbs up the wall of the toilet nearly to the rim? Do you dare flush?

Cause it's fun.

That's the same thing this hillbilly said when I asked him why he fucks his sister.

MOLA--

What is the best bargaining position I can take to extend my curfew. 11 PM PST is a bitch.

MOLA--

What is the best bargaining position I can take to extend my curfew. 11 PM PST is a bitch.
sneak out. fuck it. .....oh wait you're asking Mola1. ummm nevermnind [smilie=anxious.gif]

What do you do when you pinch off a loaf that climbs up the wall of the toilet nearly to the rim? Do you dare flush?You have active feces. That's weird. You might want to teach it how to play dead.


MOLA--

What is the best bargaining position I can take to extend my curfew. 11 PM PST is a bitch.11pm would be 2am here. Move to Detroit.

One of my friends is going to get some weed, should i join or pussy out?

What do you do when you pinch off a loaf that climbs up the wall of the toilet nearly to the rim? Do you dare flush?You have active feces. That's weird. You might want to teach it how to play dead.


MOLA--

What is the best bargaining position I can take to extend my curfew. 11 PM PST is a bitch.11pm would be 2am here. Move to Detroit.

And thats why you are Mola. Excellent advice. I got lucky when I was his age and my mom finished nursing school and started working midnights. My dad just told us to be home before my mom got off work. LOL

One of my friends is going to get some weed, should i join or pussy out?If you don't want to, then you'd be a pussy to do it. Have a nice day.

I'm getting sick of eating fried rice at "thai on main" in royal oak. What else do you recommend that I eat there?

I'm getting sick of eating fried rice at "thai on main" in royal oak. What else do you recommend that I eat there?Gang Gai, Pad Se Ewe, Pad Thai Curry, Kow Pad Nam Prik Pow

Sy Thai in Birmingham is the shit. I also like Bankok Bistro and Siam Thai in Troy.

If my girl goes down on me, then kisses me right afterwards, only to spit my man juice back in my mouth, do I have the right to punch her?

Is Nick Anderson the most tragic of tragic heroes?

If my girl goes down on me, then kisses me right afterwards, only to spit my man juice back in my mouth, do I have the right to punch her?Yes. If you're in to that shit, she has the right to punch you.


Is Nick Anderson the most tragic of tragic heroes?I was going to say 3D, but yes. Nick takes the cake.

He was sweet for a minute.

How can we save the zoo?

How can we save the zoo?Aks Kwame.

how can america spread democracy without killing 30,000 civialians and destroying governments?

how can america spread democracy without killing 30,000 civialians and destroying governments?

There are a lot of things we can do to improve things here on our soil.
I know that on a global scale, there are countries out there that pose a
threat to the rest of the world, but I'd have to say that Iran and North Korea
look a little bit scarier than Iraq. Sure Sadaam needed to be taken out and
that country needs to be changed up for the people there, but we went
about it the wrong way. (understatement)

I think that democracy is a great way to run a government, but is this
a true democracy? You're supposed to see your views expressed by
the government if it was. I don't think that the majority of the American
people want us to be hunting down non-existent WMD's rather than bringing
Osama to justice. The world is a fucked up place my friend. Shit like this is
going to go down because of cash. It's all greed and blood is being shed all
over for the almighty dollar. It's fuckin sick. I can understand your frustration.

Can we stop killing people? I hope so. We're overextended, troops wise
and all we have to show for it is casualties. This "mission" was never accomplished.
Can we get back to the funnier questions now? LOL.

1. who had the better aim cypher me or you? (must i dig it up from the archives?

2. why arent u ever on aim anymore kid

1. who had the better aim cypher me or you? (must i dig it up from the archives?)

2. why arent u ever on aim anymore kid1. Me, of course. You were nice though.

2. Too busy at work and shit. Now I'm working on my album at home as well.

MOLA, what would you say is your favorite black-and-white film?

MOLA, what would you say is your favorite black-and-white film?http://www.cinemaieti.com/especials/bogart/casablanca/inici.jpg

Nice.

Whatever happened to Anchiello?

Whatever happened to Anchiello?He'll be back. I'm waiting until he plays basketball.

Whatever happened to Anchiello?He'll be back. I'm waiting until he plays basketball.

They're clamoring for him on the Magic board over there.

http://www.hoopsworld.com/board3/showthread.php?tid=5644

You're a fucking legend dude.

2. Too busy at work and shit. Now I'm working on my album at home as well.



Speaking of new album, got anything down yet?

2. Too busy at work and shit. Now I'm working on my album at home as well.



Speaking of new album, got anything down yet?Couple things. I'm picking up steam right now. I should be done by mid-March.

How old is too old to make it in hip hop?

How old is too old to make it in hip hop?

I think Blondie was in her early 30's when she did Rapture.

How old is too old to make it in hip hop?

I've been asking myself this question lately. I'm 26
Slim was 26 or 27 when he came out with "My Name Is"
so I'm not sure. I hope I'm not to old. I know I'm getting close.

I'd say that you can't come out when you're past 35 years old.
It also depends on what you rap about though. If you drop intellect
like I do, I have to imagine that I have a larger window than if I'm
trying to come out with some wack shit about rims and take my shirt off.


I think Blondie was in her early 30's when she did Rapture.LOL! I love the remix KRS-One did to this.

Here's a sample: Click (http://www.mp3search.ru/m3u.html?id=202144)

http://www.hoopsworld.com/board3/showthread.php?tid=5644

You're a fucking legend dude.
http://www.hoopsworld.com/board3/showthread.php?tid=5843

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOLA,

I had a dream last night that my dad killed somebody. It was like a mafia hit, he was talking nicely with him, discussing business, then all of a sudden he pulled out a gun and shot him in the head.

What does this mean?

How did you come up with the Idea for ANCHIELLO?

And will he ever make a showing on WTFDETROIT with the rest of pistonsmania?

http://www.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=485156

The Anchiello Milicic stuff is so funny.

MOLA--How will I be able to amass enough money to pay for four years worth of college? I'm filling out scholarship applications as we speak and they SUCK.

Mola, This Romanian guy that I work with just got married a few months back and brought his wife here. She has a sister in Romania still and they want to bring her over here.

I was offered $5,000 to marry this girl. LOL, I was wondering if I should be insulted by such a low offer.

It seemed really low but than again she was a really cute girl judging from the picture and she doesn't speak English so thats a plus. However, there is always a chance of the old bait and switch. His sales pitch was that all American women are whores.

I believe this offer to be 100% legit. Obviously I wouldn't consider this offer but what is the going rate for something like this?

Thanks in advance for your help.

MOLA,

I had a dream last night that my dad killed somebody. It was like a mafia hit, he was talking nicely with him, discussing business, then all of a sudden he pulled out a gun and shot him in the head.

What does this mean?He was talking shit about Steve and your pops don't play that shit.


How did you come up with the Idea for ANCHIELLO?

And will he ever make a showing on WTFDETROIT with the rest of pistonsmania?

I made it up while playing NBA Live with NoQuarter. I just busted out all of a sudden and
started renaming players. I told him that Darko's real name is Anchiello and POOF!
It's possible that we'll see and HEAR some Anchiello pretty soon.
I'm putting together my best prank calls.


MOLA--How will I be able to amass enough money to pay for four years worth of college? I'm filling out scholarship applications as we speak and they SUCK.
Keep filling them out. That's free money! If not, you can always get some student loans.



Mola, This Romanian guy that I work with just got married a few months back and brought his wife here. She has a sister in Romania still and they want to bring her over here.

I was offered $5,000 to marry this girl. LOL, I was wondering if I should be insulted by such a low offer.

It seemed really low but than again she was a really cute girl judging from the picture and she doesn't speak English so thats a plus. However, there is always a chance of the old bait and switch. His sales pitch was that all American women are whores.

I believe this offer to be 100% legit. Obviously I wouldn't consider this offer but what is the going rate for something like this?

Thanks in advance for your help.

That is some CRAZY ASS SHIT!!! 5K ain't shit for something like that but at the same time,
you could always just have a quick marriage in front of a judge after filling out the paperwork
and all that shit and then get a quick divorce after tapping that ass. Think of it as getting it in
with a clean prostitute for 5 g's. That's tight. Most fuckers pay for that shit. They're usually
scumbags that can't get bitches, but you know what I mean.

I'm about to be a married man, but if I wasn't and could bust that and get paid for it, I'd be in.
If they film the honeymoon though, you'd better get an extra 20K for the tape that'll flood the net.

Haha, Thanks.

Unfortunately, it'd be a lot more complicated than some paperwork and a quick divorce. The government would be all over my ass for something like that. $5,000 grand isn't enough but damn, if they offered 20 G's I may have to think twice.

Haha, Thanks.

Unfortunately, it'd be a lot more complicated than some paperwork and a quick divorce. The government would be all over my ass for something like that. $5,000 grand isn't enough but damn, if they offered 20 G's I may have to think twice.I know, I was just trying to find a way to turn that kind of a proposal in to a joke.

That's crazy. (ask for more money)

Haha, Thanks.

Unfortunately, it'd be a lot more complicated than some paperwork and a quick divorce. The government would be all over my ass for something like that. $5,000 grand isn't enough but damn, if they offered 20 G's I may have to think twice.I know, I was just trying to find a way to turn that kind of a proposal in to a joke.

That's crazy. (ask for more money)

I know it. It all started because I said "Cute girl, does she have any sisters?" Little did I know what I was getting into. The funny part was after that conversation he starts asking me if I knew any girls that wanted to get married because she also has a brother they would like to get over here. Weird, weird conversation

You're out with a girl. Someone dissrespects her right in front of you. She sais its no big deal, dont do nothing. Do you still blast this fool in the face? Or do you do what she asks and just leave it alone.

You're out with a girl. Someone dissrespects her right in front of you. She sais its no big deal, dont do nothing. Do you still blast this fool in the face? Or do you do what she asks and just leave it alone.
It's a tough one. You want to bust homeboy in the lip of course.
Girls don't appreciate that shit though. She doesn't want to see
that kind of violence. If the words don't hurt her, move on.

If she's annoyed, say something back, but be a man about it.
Don't say some shit like, "Hey fuck you dude!" cause that's a fight,
straight up and you'll look like the douche. You need to come with
some shit like, "Have some respect, we're just chillin dude!"
and if that doesn't work, knock his ass out.

That's the hotness right there. You can't show you're a brainless fist thrower but you definately can't just let that shit slide. Prop her up while standing in front of her is the definate way to go.

This advice thread is high water.

Dear MOLA,

Two things that I have been looking for advice on for a long time, but didn't know where to turn.

1. When I'm riding in the car with my 2 year-old and I have Rush's Moving Pictures CD playing, he can't stop giggling.

Is that because he thinks we're listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks?

2. When I really have to take a shit, but there aren't any facilities around, is it normal that my ass crack starts to sweat?

Is it really working that hard?

Thank god for this thread, and thank god for MOLA1.

If a guy gets a tatoo on his ankle, is that considered feminate/gay?

MOLA 1,
I am and your neighbor and I think everything about you is wiggidy wack. My question is, how can I rid my neighborhood of your wretched existence? [smilie=angryfire.g:

P.S.
If your such a great rapper, why don't you rap about big screen t.v.'s, blunts, 40's, and bitches???

haha ndz4shz is the best poster ever.

nobody raps about big screen TVs anymore though. that was 1979.

Dear MOLA,

Two things that I have been looking for advice on for a long time, but didn't know where to turn.

1. When I'm riding in the car with my 2 year-old and I have Rush's Moving Pictures CD playing, he can't stop giggling.

Is that because he thinks we're listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks?
LMFAO@TomSawyer and them. Yes. Great drummer, but that band is waaay overrated.
They have no soul. It's just technical and shit. Too formulaic IMO, but still a wicked drummer.


]2. When I really have to take a shit, but there aren't any facilities around, is it normal that my ass crack starts to sweat?

Is it really working that hard?

Thank god for this thread, and thank god for MOLA1.
Your ass is nervous. I'm not sure what's wrong with you but you should probably eat a banana.
The potassium is supposed to be good for your stool. BTW, thank God for Glenn. He's the man.


If a guy gets a tatoo on his ankle, is that considered feminate/gay?Yes, especially if it's of the Bacardi logo.


MOLA 1,
I am and your neighbor and I think everything about you is wiggidy wack. My question is, how can I rid my neighborhood of your wretched existence? [smilie=angryfire.g:You only moved here cause you thought my place was dope.
LOL, wack? Glad you've finally made it here ND.
You're the only person on this board that's seen me live so don't lie to them like this.


P.S.
If your such a great rapper, why don't you rap about big screen t.v.'s, blunts, 40's, and bitches???
You know I don't go out of my way to do it, but
my latest track features a line about my 50" Samsung TV, I've always rapped about bitches,
I mentioned a St Ides in my song "Remember" and a blunt on the "Beni Hana" freestyle.


haha ndz4shz is the best poster ever.

nobody raps about big screen TVs anymore though. that was 1979.NDZ's my dog. Funny cat.

As far as the big screens, my rhymes are HD ready.

Any word on the vid yet? Or have you givin up on it?
And, why dont you post when you're going live somewhere,
i'm about to grad, and i'll have lots of free nights.

Any word on the vid yet? Or have you givin up on it?
And, why dont you post when you're going live somewhere,
i'm about to grad, and i'll have lots of free nights.I didn't give up on the video. I'll figure it out by the weekend.

As far as shows, if I do one, EVERYONE here will know about it.


PS: Your sig is fucking hilarious!

I wouldn't ever disrespect, it's all love, thankz to the whole house for letting me move in, WTF fo life Bitches!! [smilie=arrgh.jpg]

LOL@Mola's shady neighbors.

http://wtfdetroit.com/viewtopic.php?t=132&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=45


I don't get women.....

I have a very good friend with whom I have fooled around in the past who has told me that Although she is happily engaged, it would devastate her to see me with another girl.....

I don't get why She than proceded to sabotage one of my relationships and tried to sabotage another...

I don't get why I still remain friends with this girl....

.

Mola, this is from the thing's I don't get thread from a few months ago and I'm more confused than ever. This girl who was "Happily Engaged" has now completely called off the wedding and even though I've seen her maybe 4 times in the past 5-6 months, I get the feeling it was because of me. We went out for a few drinks and she kept saying she "misses" me....I had just seen her 2 weeks earlier so I wan't quite sure what she meant by "misses"... Needless to say, we ended up sleeping together that night. I know this is a "train wreck" waiting to happen and I've talk to a good friend of mine and she agrees yet we both know that I would kick myself forever if I didn't give it a shot. I don't even know if she wants a relationship (I can't imagine she does right now at this moment) but I am praying that she does not because I know how I get around her. (i basically turn into a nervous pathetic shell of myself because I am just so infatuated by her, I can't really explain it but it's sad)

Personally, I'm probably better off taking the 5 grand and marrying the Romanian chick....LOL But I can't stop thinking of this girl I've wanted her since I met her 10 years ago when I was 16. Now I pick up the phone to call her and I have no idea what to say so I just put the Phone down.

She loves you dude. Go for it. You know all that shit you see in the corny
movies where the wrong guy is going to marry this chick and the girl falls
in love with this dude that she could have had the whole time and saved
him a ton of heartache but she didn't consider him because they were
friends and he really wanted to be with her but he respected her so
much that he just went for it?

Watch the movie "Love Actually" and you can be the white dude who's friends
with the black dude that married the white guy's true love OR you can be
Owen Wilson at the end of Wedding Crashers and handle your business.

Take your pick. Either way, make sure you do it in front of other hot chicks
because they'll go "Awww" and if you're dude from "Love Actually" you'll still
get yours, but not from her. Good luck my friend.

Wow, Mola. Thanks (and it only took 16 minutes.....) You are the man.

I know I'm going to go for it, I guess I needed someone to tell me that it might, just actually be a good idea. I got a feeling it's going to end badly but I would regret it forever if I didn't give it a shot.

Wow, Mola. Thanks (and it only took 16 minutes.....) You are the man.

I know I'm going to go for it, I guess I needed someone to tell me that it might, just actually be a good idea. I got a feeling it's going to end badly but I would regret it forever if I didn't give it a shot.
http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/04/34/dps.jpg
Oh captain, my captain...carpe diem.

Ninjas were rumored to have the ability to turn themselves invisible. Truthfully they just walked quietly and attacked their enemy when their back was turned, much like people tap each other on the shoulder only to move to the other side and make the guy feel dumb when he turns to find no one. Do you think of yourself as being like a ninja in the way you'll say nice encouraging things to someone and talk crazy shit about them once they leave? are you a verbal ninja?

I know this is M1's thread... but he just fucked up on Train Wreck, and I'm going to try to save him before its too late.

99% of the time, if a girl cheats on someone else to be with you, she will cheat on you to be with someone else in the future. Maybe even more than 99% of the time. Perhaps as high as 99.99999% of the time.

Stay away from this girl - she will either break your heart or give you diseases from the guys she's sleeping with while she's sleeping with you - or both.

You're slacking, M1. You're slacking.

Those sound like $220/hr researched stats right there.

(If I had a thread, my advice would be:) Even if Taymelo is right, failing at it is less painful then living with the missed opportunity your whole life. It's only life man, live that shit or die trying.

Ninjas were rumored to have the ability to turn themselves invisible. Truthfully they just walked quietly and attacked their enemy when their back was turned, much like people tap each other on the shoulder only to move to the other side and make the guy feel dumb when he turns to find no one. Do you think of yourself as being like a ninja in the way you'll say nice encouraging things to someone and talk crazy shit about them once they leave? are you a verbal ninja?
No. I understand what your definition of "verbal ninja" is now that you've explained it,
but what the fuck are you talking about? Did I talk crazy shit about someone you know?




I know this is M1's thread... but he just fucked up on Train Wreck, and I'm going to try to save him before its too late.

99% of the time, if a girl cheats on someone else to be with you, she will cheat on you to be with someone else in the future. Maybe even more than 99% of the time. Perhaps as high as 99.99999% of the time.

Stay away from this girl - she will either break your heart or give you diseases from the guys she's sleeping with while she's sleeping with you - or both.

You're slacking, M1. You're slacking.
You're insane man. This kind of attitude will get you in a long term relationship
with a woman that you kind of want to be with. I say this guy goes for it. This could
be the love of his life and he'll never know it unless he gives it a shot.

He said it himself that it might end badly, but you still have to go for it.
There are certain things in life IMO that you have to learn from experience. This is one
of them. My man can't just hang back and leave this shit alone while this girl might
end up being with a guy that she doesn't want to be with and TW has this lingering
thought in the back of his mind about "I wonder what would have happened if..."

Fuck that. Run it TW. Handle your business and I hope it all goes well.
If not, I hope that you feel better about following through with it so you
don't leave anything behind.



Those sound like $220/hr researched stats right there.

(If I had a thread, my advice would be:) Even if Taymelo is right, failing at it is less painful then living with the missed opportunity your whole life. It's only life man, live that shit or die trying.
Exactly.

^^ The "Love Doctor" is in. ^^

I know this is M1's thread... but he just fucked up on Train Wreck, and I'm going to try to save him before its too late.

99% of the time, if a girl cheats on someone else to be with you, she will cheat on you to be with someone else in the future. Maybe even more than 99% of the time. Perhaps as high as 99.99999% of the time.

Stay away from this girl - she will either break your heart or give you diseases from the guys she's sleeping with while she's sleeping with you - or both.

You're slacking, M1. You're slacking.

Amen. She sounds like a whore. Their is nothing wrong with whores but you don't want to form a relationship with one.

I can't see how the relationship question is an issue. One is going to tell you she loves you and then mess around. The other is going to bring 5 grand and probably keep your house clean. You have to think about that one?

back to asking questions though....



there are only a few types of 'artists'....


1. 'look at me', these dudes are the type that will do something not that impressive and pass it around to everyone as if they made a musical holy grail. Sometimes they don't even have heart. Like a guy doesn't even like country music, but he picks up a banjo he doesn't even really know how to play and tells everyone he's the best ever. They aren't driven by a love of their artform, they're driven by status and wealth. They can get what they want sometimes though, because if you market anything well it will sell.

2. 'do no wrong', these guys crack me up. These are the guys that push an album out the trunk of the car selling fifty copies or so and somehow developed an ego. This dude is convinced that everything he does is the shit, tell him otherwise and he will be angry at you. He'll call you a hater, tell you you're stupid or just get pissed and never talk to you again. Therefore this dude is impossible to help if he's slipping. However he's got a chance to make something of himself too, because his confidence is a promotional blessing.

3. 'asskissers', these dudes think it's other people that will do everything for them. These are the guys that brag about knowing someone famous as if that's going to save the day. Everything that they say is sugarcoated. They don't even try to do it themselves. These are the people that send out demos and think that's going to make them millions of dollars.

4. 'perfectionists', this type makes the best music, but it's not that profitable and it takes them forever to make it. these are the guys who take ten years to compete an album. Everything they do has to be just right, otherwise they will abandon it. These dudes will get respect but not much money compared to major artists who concentrate more on promotion. The best albums i've listened to where done with a perfectionist state of mind though. these dudes can go places but rarely come out with multiple albums that equal the flawlessness.

5. 'hobbyist', this guy just does what he likes doing. doesn't care if anyone else likes it, doesn't care about stardom. He just loves what he's doing. He is a very slim chance to go anywhere, because it isn't a big goal of his.



So which one are you?

I can't see how the relationship question is an issue. One is going to tell you she loves you and then mess around. The other is going to bring 5 grand and probably keep your house clean. You have to think about that one?

And if she's anything like Eva Mendez in Training Day, she'll also look amazingly hot in a robe (or naked on a silk sheet bed), cook some serious El Salvadorian food, and produce offspring who don't make a sound.

Really, that shit looks better and better the more I think about it.

MOLA1, will I ever mary Rachel Ray?

MOLA1, will I ever mary Rachel Ray?Nope, you're stuck with The Original J Chill.
http://www.superchefblog.com/images/juliachild_pbs.png

did you know you named yourself after a blouse?

LINK (http://www.bonus.com/bonus/nav/scooter/scooterize.htmp?loc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebonus%2Ecom %2Fcontour%2Fbartlettqu%2Fhttp%40%40%2Fwww%2Ebartl eby%2Ecom%2F61%2F13%2FM0371350%2Ehtml&useragent=Mozilla%2F5%2E0+%28Windows%3B+U%3B+Windo ws+NT+5%2E0%3B+en%2DUS%3B+rv%3A1%2E8%2E0%2E1%29+Ge cko%2F20060111+Firefox%2F1%2E5%2E0%2E1&refv=1&referrer=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch%2Eyahoo%2Ecom%2Fsearc h%3Fp%3Dmola1%26sm%3DYahoo%2521%2BSearch%26toggle% 3D1%26ei%3DUTF%2D8%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26fr%3 DFP%2Dtab%2Dweb%2Dt%26b%3D11&entry=bonus&SERVER=www%2Ebonus%2Ecom)

http://www.geocities.com/martinmalota/one

Why do you talk in the 3rd person?

did you know you named yourself after a blouse?

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Do you do anything besides listen to Esham and try to diss me?

MO-LA

Motor City - City of Angels
I've lived half my life here and the other half in Cali.
I wrote graffiti back in the day and the "1" is used for ownership.
MOLA1.



Kool-Aid is an artificially-flavored soft drink.

Because the Perkins Products Company had its origins in Nebraska, and the company's founder kept his ties to the state, Kool-Aid was dubbed the official soft drink of Nebraska.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kool-Aid

What the fuck is your problem lately dude?

MOLA, do you think koolaid is jealous of you? Because I do.

http://www.geocities.com/martinmalota/one

Why do you talk in the 3rd person?
It's a biography not an autobiography.

MOLA, do you think koolaid is jealous of you? Because I do.No, I just think he doesn't like me anymore for some reason.

What the fuck is your problem lately dude?

I don't like snakes, you're funny though. You can bold the words in the definition of kool-aid all you want trying to make it something. We all know what kool-aid is though. Figured you might want to know what a mola is.

See I don't have a problem, it's like I have a game presented to me. In a problem you need some kind of setback, but this is fun. If it was a problem I would've ended it already. it's entertainment.

You're a smart dude, mola. You know I could destroy you right?

http://www.geocities.com/martinmalota/one

Why do you talk in the 3rd person?
It's a biography not an autobiography.

But if you write it about yourself then technically its your autobiography in 3rd person.

I don't like snakes, you're funny though.I'm a snake now? What did I do to you to make you so spiteful?
You only address me on this board with insults and shit.
What's the problem?


You can bold the words in the definition of kool-aid all you want trying to make it something. We all know what kool-aid is though. Figured you might want to know what a mola is.I really didn't have to bold shit, but I thought I would to be funny.
Mola has many meanings. Same with your nickname Koolaid.
It can mean that you're sweet or weak.
When people say "Your heart pumps Kool Aid"
it basically means that you're a weak dude.


See I don't have a problem, it's like I have a game presented to me. In a problem you need some kind of setback, but this is fun. If it was a problem I would've ended it already. it's entertainment.
You would've ENDED it already? Who are you?


You're a smart dude, mola. You know I could destroy you right?Destroy me in what or at what or how?

http://www.geocities.com/martinmalota/one

Why do you talk in the 3rd person?
It's a biography not an autobiography.

But if you write it about yourself then technically its your autobiography in 3rd person.My cousin wrote it.

DRAMA

Internet Rap Battle!

DRAMA

Where's Taymelo?

He's gonna be pissed that he missed this.

Why the fuck is everybody on MOLA's ass right now? Cliffy, you know better than to ask annoying ass hair-splitting questions. Koolaid, WTF did MOLA ever do to you for you to be calling him a snake and shit like that? That's pretty fucking low. I say we give the douchebag a dildo.

This thread is LOL. I was going to annoy Mola with his 3rd person autobiography but then all hell broke loose.

I will say that their is great terrordome potential in this thread.

When people say "Your heart pumps Kool Aid"
it basically means that you're a weak dude.

no shit, that's why no one has ever said that to me.

You would've ENDED it already? Who are you?

I'm the dude you used to beg for beats.

I'm the dude who was in talks with Beanie Sigel's people to do production work for him before the split between Rocafella and the Dame Dash Music Group fucked everything up.

I'm the dude that lives in the wealthy suburbs, but spends all of his time in Highland Park basements banging beats out with hungry rappers with talent.

I'm the dude that hates the spotlight, but still has people trying to push him on stage all the damn time.

I'm one of the dudes behind the block parties in southwest detroit in the backyards of burned up abandoned houses where drunk dudes pull weapons and threaten to kill the next person to reach for some BBQ before they get their next beer.

I'm the dude that would rather keep his mouth shut and get money.

You know who I am. You know the basics at least. Do you know who you are though? that's the real question you should be asking. I could give you some reminders incase you forgot.


Destroy me in what or at what or how?

anything i chose to. anyway i chose to. [/quote]

Internet Rap Battle!

haha, i'm not an internet guy really. I'd talk this same thing on the phone, or in person, or in mental telepathy or any other way. This is the only spot of existance for this though. Which is really why it's so funny to me.

Koolaid, WTF did MOLA ever do to you for you to be calling him a snake and shit like that? That's pretty fucking low. I say we give the douchebag a dildo.

you know my style already Mikey, all the pieces fit together in the end. patience.

I'm the dude you used to beg for beats.
Begged? I asked for some beats. You talked mad game about your
beats and when I heard them, they weren't really my style.
I'm not in to that Necro/Esham/Natas/Brotha Lynch Hung shit.


I'm the dude who was in talks with Beanie Sigel's people to do production work for him before the split between Rocafella and the Dame Dash Music Group fucked everything up.
I remember you telling me this, but when I heard your shit
it didn't make any sense to me unless you kept alot of beats secret.


I'm the dude that lives in the wealthy suburbs, but spends all of his time in Highland Park basements banging beats out with hungry rappers with talent.
I thought you still lived with your parents. There isn't anything wrong
with that, but when you throw the word wealthy out there it sounds like
you're trying to brag. Throwing the Highland Park reference out sounds
like it too. Keep banging on the beats though...good luck man. I hope you
make it. The music business is a tough racket but there's alot of cats that
are from Detroit or even in Michigan in general that have A TON of talent so
there's still hope for us. Seriously...good luck, that's real.


I'm the dude that hates the spotlight, but still has people trying to push him on stage all the damn time. Awesome. Good for you man. (which would have been the correct response in that concert thread that I put up before instead of, "It's not the same as opening for someone")


I'm one of the dudes behind the block parties in southwest detroit in the backyards of burned up abandoned houses where drunk dudes pull weapons and threaten to kill the next person to reach for some BBQ before they get their next beer.
Sounds like a great party. When I lived in the hood out in North Hollywood
and in Canoga Park, people tried their hardest to get away from that shit.
We're growing up now. I'm not a violent dude so I guess I wouldn't have fun,
but if that's how you roll, and you have a blast, keep doing what you do.


I'm the dude that would rather keep his mouth shut and get money.
Then why do you always have some negative shit to say?


You know who I am. You know the basics at least. Do you know who you are though? that's the real question you should be asking. I could give you some reminders incase you forgot.
Read my bio if you want to know. I know who I am homie.


Destroy me in what or at what or how?

anything i chose to. anyway i chose to.
Again, tough talk from some dude coming at me after I showed upmost
respect for you, your family and shit yet I'm still a snake? Be serious.

there are only a few types of 'artists'....


1. 'look at me', these dudes are the type that will do something not that impressive and pass it around to everyone as if they made a musical holy grail. Sometimes they don't even have heart. Like a guy doesn't even like country music, but he picks up a banjo he doesn't even really know how to play and tells everyone he's the best ever. They aren't driven by a love of their artform, they're driven by status and wealth. They can get what they want sometimes though, because if you market anything well it will sell.

2. 'do no wrong', these guys crack me up. These are the guys that push an album out the trunk of the car selling fifty copies or so and somehow developed an ego. This dude is convinced that everything he does is the shit, tell him otherwise and he will be angry at you. He'll call you a hater, tell you you're stupid or just get pissed and never talk to you again. Therefore this dude is impossible to help if he's slipping. However he's got a chance to make something of himself too, because his confidence is a promotional blessing.

3. 'asskissers', these dudes think it's other people that will do everything for them. These are the guys that brag about knowing someone famous as if that's going to save the day. Everything that they say is sugarcoated. They don't even try to do it themselves. These are the people that send out demos and think that's going to make them millions of dollars.

4. 'perfectionists', this type makes the best music, but it's not that profitable and it takes them forever to make it. these are the guys who take ten years to compete an album. Everything they do has to be just right, otherwise they will abandon it. These dudes will get respect but not much money compared to major artists who concentrate more on promotion. The best albums i've listened to where done with a perfectionist state of mind though. these dudes can go places but rarely come out with multiple albums that equal the flawlessness.

5. 'hobbyist', this guy just does what he likes doing. doesn't care if anyone else likes it, doesn't care about stardom. He just loves what he's doing. He is a very slim chance to go anywhere, because it isn't a big goal of his.



So which one are you?Great question. This shit fell through the cracks because I thought you were just giving Train Wreck advice earlier. Work was a bitch for me today.

I'd probably be this dude though

4. 'perfectionists', this type makes the best music, but it's not that profitable and it takes them forever to make it. these are the guys who take ten years to compete an album. Everything they do has to be just right, otherwise they will abandon it. These dudes will get respect but not much money compared to major artists who concentrate more on promotion. The best albums i've listened to where done with a perfectionist state of mind though. these dudes can go places but rarely come out with multiple albums that equal the flawlessness.
with a pinch of Hobbyist in that I really do make music for myself most of the time.
I wouldn't completely consider myself a perfectionist, but at the same time, I'm a sick critic.
I have certain songs that my friends love, but I've scrapped because I think
that they're shit. My goal is to come with some shit that I'd bump which is
somewhat difficult because I'm pretty selective for the most part.

As far as what i want out of it, I don't have to be Jay-Z money-wise, but I wouldn't mind
reaching Talib or Black Thought status. They make loot, but they don't change their
style much and focus solely on the almighty dollar like Jeezy and shit like that.

I think i can piece together bits of Mola's posts and Kool-Aids posts, add some John Williams Jurrasic Park soundtrack, GarageBand the rest, and make a fucking fortune.

Alas, you missed number 6 on the list:

6. 'Shameless Thief' , reads up on internet forums, lifts wicked lyrics from topic posts, and pulls in bank.

I think i can piece together bits of Mola's posts and Kool-Aids posts, add some John Williams Jurrasic Park soundtrack, GarageBand the rest, and make a fucking fortune.

Alas, you missed number 6 on the list:

6. 'Shameless Thief' , reads up on internet forums, lifts wicked lyrics from topic posts, and pulls in bank.I'm definitely number 6 then.

The fuck outta here with that bullshit Denny! You gonna aks a question or
try to resurrect my thread with puke garbage like this? I could probably
piece together bits and pieces of your posts and come up with one good post.

How's that?

]I'm the dude that lives in the wealthy suburbs, but spends all of his time in Highland Park basements
http://www.recoilmag.com/news/grfx/new_gangsta_trend_0902orgA.jpg

Check my furious style...



it's a tough one. You want to bust homeboy in the lip of course.
Girls don't appreciate that shit though. She doesn't want to see
that kind of violence. If the words don't hurt her, move on.

...but nobody raps about big screen TVs anymore though. that was 1979.

They have no soul. It's just technical and shit. Too formulaic IMO, but still a wicked drummer. Your ass is nervous. I'm not sure what's wrong with you but you should probably eat a banana.

You only moved here cause you thought my place was dope. LOL, wack? Glad you've finally made it here.

Ninjas were rumored to have the ability to turn themselves invisible. Do you think of yourself as being like a ninja...are you a verbal ninja?

Did I talk crazy shit about someone you know?

'look at me'

'do no wrong'

'asskissers'

'perfectionists'

'hobbyist'

So which one are you?

Did you know you named yourself after a blouse? I've lived half my life here and the other half in Cali. What the fuck is your problem lately dude?

I don't like snakes. You know I can destroy you right?

I'm a snake now? What did I do to you to make you so spiteful? I really didn't have to bold shit, but I thought I would to be funny. It can mean that you're sweet or weak. Destroy me in what or at what or how?

I'm the dude you used to beg for beats?

I asked for some beats. You talked mad game about your
beats and when I heard them, they weren't really my style.

The dude who was in talks with Beanie Sigel's people?

I remember you telling me this, but when I heard your shit
it didn't make any sense to me unless you kept a lot of beats secret.

"I'm the dude that lives in the wealthy suburbs, but spends all of his time in Highland Park basements banging beats out with hungry rappers with talent."

(beat)

I thought you still lived with your parents.

'look at me'

'do no wrong'

'asskissers'

'perfectionists'

'hobbyist'

So which one are you?

I'm one of the dudes behind the block parties in southwest detroit in the backyards of burned up abandoned houses where drunk dudes pull weapons and threaten to kill the next person to reach for some BBQ before they get their next beer.

But when you throw the word wealthy out there it sounds like
you're trying to brag. Throwing the Highland Park reference out sounds
like it too.

Keep banging on the beats though...good luck man. I hope you
make it. The music business is a tough racket.

"I'm the dude that would rather keep his mouth shut and get money".

Then why do you always have some negative shit to say?

I know who I am homie.

Tough talk from some dude coming at me after I showed upmost
respect for you, your family and shit yet I'm still a snake?

Be serious

'look at me'

'do no wrong'

'asskissers'

'perfectionists'

'hobbyist'

So which one are you?

Not bad. We'd have to get this bitch to direct though:


http://www.tradingcardcentral.com/images/news/2005/06/27_003_001.jpg

Mola, do you think I have a future as a "poster theif" songwriter?

Does what happened in highschool matter anymore?

Scenario - You start a new job and your new co-worker is a kid who was a couple years a head of you in school who always treated you like shit. He knows it and you know it - Do pretend it never happened, recognize it happened but blow it off like it doesn't matter anymore or hold a grudge forever and plan revenge.

This is a 90% hypothetical scenario. Basically just dealing with unsavory people from your past in general when brought together under circumstances.

Is it wrong to take any satisfaction when you see the "cool kid" or "smart kid" seemingly down on their luck and hating life or the "hot chick" not so hot anymore??

Mola, do you think I have a future as a "poster theif" songwriter?No.


Does what happened in highschool matter anymore?

Scenario - You start a new job and your new co-worker is a kid who was a couple years a head of you in school who always treated you like shit. He knows it and you know it - Do pretend it never happened, recognize it happened but blow it off like it doesn't matter anymore or hold a grudge forever and plan revenge.

This is a 90% hypothetical scenario. Basically just dealing with unsavory people from your past in general when brought together under circumstances.It depends really. If you were bullied or some shit
like that, I'd act cocky around them (of course if you could back that up).

I got bullied by one person at Troy High School.
I was in 9th and dude was a Senior neanderthal fuckin punk ass.
He kicked my chair and shit and once threw my backpack in the trash.

I ran up on him and started swinging and he put me in a headlock and
then jumped on me. He tried to punch me out, but I blocked everything.

The teacher broke it up and sent us to the principal.

I wasn't bugged much after that but he still looked like he was going to
fuck with me all of the time. He had this annoying smirk he'd bust out with.

So years pass by and our careers take different paths.

I've worked out and taken different forms of martial arts (same with NoQ)
since I was 4 years old and we've both become very, very good.
The main difference between my skills as a Freshman in highschool and now
probably lies within my power. I got a lot stronger.

So one summer day, I'm just getting done with kickboxing and I head over to
Somerset to grab a bite to eat at J. Alexander's with my friends.
I'm still in karate pants and a cut off shirt. That's all I had.

I was pretty cut and had a lot more (good) weight than I did in HS.
I was pretty much a twig throughout HS. Well, here's the point:

I walked in to the mall and not only was this kid working at the mall as
my career moved up considerably above that. I'm working for a very successful
advertising company, but this kid is Mall Security. I walked by him and
made him flinch and then laughed my ass off and called him a bitch.
What goes around comes around I guess.

Taking satisfaction in it is normal. I felt great that day.

MOLA,

Do you usually put gel in your hair, or roll with the dry look?

MOLA,

Do you usually put gel in your hair, or roll with the dry look?I don't have hair right now.

Can I have the key to the alpaca cage?

Can I have the key to the alpaca cage?Nope. Abdenour doesn't want anyone besides myself and Steve around them.

How do you change your username around here?

How do you change your username around here?Send someone from The Syndicate a PM.

2 parter:

1) why does running limewire drain all my laptop's resources; and

2) is there any way to fix this and still run limewire?

2 parter:

1) why does running limewire drain all my laptop's resources; and

2) is there any way to fix this and still run limewire?
I think you should run Shareaza and use Torrentspy and Torrentreactor.
Let me know if you have any idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

Mola,
I just downloaded an Ashlee Simpson song and a Kelly Clarkson song in the same day. Am I gay?

-MoTown

Mola,
I just downloaded an Ashlee Simpson song and a Kelly Clarkson song in the same day. Am I gay?

-MoTown

Mola's time is precious..... Can we please not bother him with questions that have such obvious answers? : )

Mola,
I just downloaded an Ashlee Simpson song and a Kelly Clarkson song in the same day. Am I gay?

-MoTownNO WAY!!! "Since You've Been Gone" by Clarkson and
"Boyfriend" by Ashlee Simpson are fuckin sweet!


Mola's time is precious..... Can we please not bother him with questions that have such obvious answers? : )I totally agree!

Why am I not listed as one of the people you want to meet in your myspace homepage?

Why am I not listed as one of the people you want to meet in your myspace homepage?



Mola's time is precious..... Can we please not bother him with questions that have such obvious answers? : )

[smilie=rofl.gif]

MOLA,

Why is it that I can't find the motivation to do any school work, and other kids in my classes can? I feel like I'm the only one who just doesn't give a shit. When we're suppossed to be doing an assignment in class, I just wanna chill and talk about regular shit, and everyone else is always stressed out over getting one fucking worksheet done. I don't understand why I'm the only one who doesn't stress over this shit.

MOLA,


Why is my space so addicting? I used to hate that shit, but now everyone has one and if i ddnt have one, I felt like an outkast, but now once I joined, I'm addicted to it.


Why is it so addicting?

MOLA,


Why is my space so addicting? I used to hate that shit, but now everyone has one and if i ddnt have one, I felt like an outkast, but now once I joined, I'm addicted to it.


Why is it so addicting?

Thats a good question. My sister made me a page a couple months back because I refused for so long and now I use it everyday when I wake up.

MOLA,

Why is it that I can't find the motivation to do any school work, and other kids in my classes can? I feel like I'm the only one who just doesn't give a shit. When we're suppossed to be doing an assignment in class, I just wanna chill and talk about regular shit, and everyone else is always stressed out over getting one fucking worksheet done. I don't understand why I'm the only one who doesn't stress over this shit.

sounds like you might want to practice......."Can I supersize that for you?"

Matt...this is aks MOLA some shit, not aks some boring asian kid who has nothing of significance to say some shit.

Matt...this is aks MOLA some shit, not aks some boring asian kid who has nothing of significance to say some shit.

If I had a penny for every intelligent post you've made,

I'd have a penny.

Where's the intelligent post?! I wanna see.

MOLA1--

There's a scholarship due in exactly 22 hours and my main source for a recommendation letter isn't answering my calls. What the hell do I do?

Matt...this is aks MOLA some shit, not aks some boring asian kid who has nothing of significance to say some shit.

"Would you like fries with that, sir?"

"Pistons lead 74-71 with 10:43 left in the 3rd quarter."

MOLA, another question:

Was Matt born without a personality, or did he graudally lose it over the years?

Mola is Mikeys period year round or once a month like most women? [smilie=anxious.gif]

MOLA1--

There's a scholarship due in exactly 22 hours and my main source for a recommendation letter isn't answering my calls. What the hell do I do?

Forge it, they never check that shit.

MOLA,

Why is my space so addicting? I used to hate that shit, but now everyone has one and if i ddnt have one, I felt like an outkast, but now once I joined, I'm addicted to it.


Why is it so addicting?
It's basically e-mail on fuckin crack!
Fuck an inbox. Here's a picture of me, my girl, my friends, my dog
my fuckin breakfast, my parents and some funny shit. Also, let me
show you all of the movies that I love and my favorite books! Hey!
How about my acronym for my name that some bullshit place came
up with to add more bullshit to your myspace page!!

STEVE:
Soft
Tender
Endearing
Vivacious
Earnest

Well I know it's gay, but I'm going to add it to my page anyways!
How about the 4,323 friends I don't know! That girl has big tits!
I love this song! Where's your face?! LOL! WHat happEnS If ThE
FoNT oN My PaGE iS lIkE tHiS?! I love that picture, that was a fun
time! Great to see you again! ADD ME!




MOLA1--

There's a scholarship due in exactly 22 hours and my main source for a recommendation letter isn't answering my calls. What the hell do I do?Forge one and ask someone if they'll sign it.

Some people don't have time for your life.



MOLA, another question:

Was Matt born without a personality, or did he graudally lose it over the years?Matt's the shit and he's a funny ass dude.


Mola is that Mikey's period year round or once a month like most women? [smilie=anxious.gif]Once a month is my guess.

Actually, I got the assistant principal to give me one with a few hours to spare.

And Steve's MySpace is tight shit.

Actually, I got the assistant principal to give me one with a few hours to spare.

And Steve's MySpace is tight shit.Not sure how I missed this, but good shit Unibomber! What ended up happening?

Also, Steve's myspace page is cool, but mine's better.

HOLLA!

Actually, I got the assistant principal to give me one with a few hours to spare.

And Steve's MySpace is tight shit.Not sure how I missed this, but good shit Unibomber! What ended up happening?

Also, Steve's myspace page is cool, but mine's better.

HOLLA! [smilie=arnold.gif]

Actually, I got the assistant principal to give me one with a few hours to spare.

And Steve's MySpace is tight shit.Not sure how I missed this, but good shit Unibomber! What ended up happening?

Also, Steve's myspace page is cool, but mine's better.

HOLLA!

What ended up happening was I was fucking freaking out until I ran through the list in my mind of who had written me letters. I realized the assistant principal did a while back, and he's a great guy who's willing to help me out. I rattled off a late-night e-mail and he more than obliged. It was excellent.

And both your MySpace pages are cool. Don't sweat it.

Two unrelated questions:

1. Got a phone number from a cute girl who lives about 3-4 hours away from me. Have talked to her on the phone a lot, but I wanna see her again. Gimme advice.

2. Quickest way to make $40,000?

MOLA1, what kind of job should i be looking for? i graduated w/ an MIS degree, which is Management Informations Systems. that basically means, i learned about 75% computers and 25% business and management. i basically studied computer stuff and how it pertains to the business world. i enjoy computers, but i don't want to be pigeon holed in an IT career. i enjoy all aspects of business and consider myself a creative person. my parents have been small business owners since they came to the U.S., about 25 years ago....so i like to think i have an entreprenuerial spirit. what type of job would suit me?

1. Got a phone number from a cute girl who lives about 3-4 hours away from me. Have talked to her on the phone a lot, but I wanna see her again. Gimme advice.

2. Quickest way to make $40,000?
1. Find a fun place that's in-between you two. Make sure that it's a good
setting for a "date" and not for a nice fun time with a friend. If you'd take
one of your boys there, don't take her there. When you call her, say,
"Hey, I want to take you to ______, I think we'd have so much fun.
When is good for you?"

If she starts searching for reasons not to go, cut her off while she's
talking and say, well let me know. I think we should meet up.
If she agrees, then get off your ass.

Make sure you show up with ONE red rose. It's a cute date gesture.
At the end of the night, kiss her. Do whatever it is that you have to do
and then lean in before you two leave and kiss her on the lips, softly.
Don't do shit else, it's only your first date, right?

2.Coinstar.


MOLA1, what kind of job should i be looking for? i graduated w/ an MIS degree, which is Management Informations Systems. that basically means, i learned about 75% computers and 25% business and management. i basically studied computer stuff and how it pertains to the business world. i enjoy computers, but i don't want to be pigeon holed in an IT career. i enjoy all aspects of business and consider myself a creative person. my parents have been small business owners since they came to the U.S., about 25 years ago....so i like to think i have an entreprenuerial spirit. what type of job would suit me?
You should definitely be looking for an internet company on the rise. You can
really make a lot of money doing so. There are many different responsibilities
within the company. I, for example am in sales and advertising. I'd probably
be better fit to work in the creative department and think of ways to market
our product online through web design and so forth. I have a knack for
advertising and I might pursue it one day.

As for you, I think that you'd be great in maybe a supervisory role at first.
If your bread and butter is IT, you're not really "pigeon-holing" yourself by
Heading in that direction. What you should do IMO is maybe apply for a
position in management. In doing this, you're showing off your managerial
skills and building experience. If you do well, you'll be a candidate for other
positions within that company and if they want to keep you in IT, you can
always apply elsewhere with some money in your pocket and experience
in management on your resume.

Ideally, it'd be great to hop right in to what you want to do, but it doesn't
always work that way. At times, you may need to do something else first
and then work your way up. If you really want to make some cash while
you're job searching, you can do what I did: Look for a new job every 6
to 8 months and seek more 5-10K more per year each time.
I hope I could help here Matt. Best of luck to you.

thanks, M1. definitely good stuff. [smilie=karate.gif]

i do like the idea of working for a smaller company on the rise. i'm not really into working for a huge company, where all of my efforts are a small drop in the bucket in the big scheme of things. but then again, with large companies, there might be more security and stability.

I just watche SNL with Pearl Jam as the musical guest. I'm glad they're back but i still can't understand what the motherfucker is saying! So I guess I'm wondering why people liked them if they don't know what they're saying, also, why am I glad they're back if I know what they're saying??????

SPAMMER!!!!!!

I just watche SNL with Pearl Jam as the musical guest. I'm glad they're back but i still can't understand what the motherfucker is saying! So I guess I'm wondering why people liked them if they don't know what they're saying, also, why am I glad they're back if I know what they're saying??????
Oh free man - that’s his friend with the widow that made the coffee - - - again
Oh, He Man! – maybe he’ll see the whole battle on Saturdays ah…oooh yeah


Pearl Jam still rocks. Who cares what they're saying.

J/K, I can understand Eddie...LOL. It's not thaaat bad.
Better than understanding the Ying Yang Twins.

Have you ever been to jail?

Favorite Middle eastern resturant?

Shaved head or hair

If hair, do u moose it or not?

Which Detroit athleate would you love to have a beer with

Best post up move

In a martial arts fight who would win: You or NQ?

Are you ever going to post your prank calls here?

When is MOLA1.com going up?

So many questions so little time.

I have a lot of shit due tomorrow (not literally)... But I don't want to do it. Suggestions?

Have you ever been to jail?
Arrested, but never JAIL. Usually talked my way out of it.


Favorite Middle eastern resturant?
1. Pita Café
2. Lashish
3. Beirut Palace


Shaved head or hair
Seasonal: Spring-Short, Summer-Buzz, Fall-Short, Winter-Long


If hair, do u moose it or not?Pomade, wax or lotion usually.


Which Detroit athlete would you love to have a beer with
Tough fuckin question. Probably Dale Davis. My uncle had a drink with he and John Salley
and said he's one of the coolest cats he's ever met. He's met some cool fuckin people too.


Best post up move
Left block, Back to the side of the basket, turn right and hook off
glass as fast as possible. It's tough as hell to block when I'm on.


In a martial arts fight who would win: You or NQ?
The world will NEVER know. I love that kid. When we spar, we end up joking around
and doing drunkenstyle and kung fu shit anyways. I can't hit him. I just can't do it.


Are you ever going to post your prank calls here?
Yes. Stay tuned for Anchiello Milicic and his phone antics. LOL.


When is MOLA1.com going up?
Whenever NoQuarter and I get that shit going. He's waaaay busy right now though. Soon.


So many questions so little time.I disagree.


I have a lot of shit due tomorrow (not literally)... But I don't want to do it. Suggestions?
Depends. (not literally) If it will allow you to alleviate stress by getting it out of the way, do it.
You can handle today if you can look forward to tomorrow. - MOLA1

Depends. (not literally)

[smilie=applause.gi:

Better than understanding the Ying Yang Twins.
ummm ying yangs twins come across pretty clear to me minus a couple southern slang terms i'm behind on. the only group i cant understand, but like either way is nirvana. if cobain isnt screaming, then im not making it out.

This isn't at all advice or counseling, MOLA1, but what kind of music stuff do you use at home? I mean to make beats and the rest of your music and shit?

Better than understanding the Ying Yang Twins.
ummm ying yangs twins come across pretty clear to me minus a couple southern slang terms i'm behind on. the only group i cant understand, but like either way is nirvana. if cobain isnt screaming, then im not making it out.I was joking, but I don't know if I don't understand Ying Yang so much as I don't want to.
[smilie=2thumbsup.g:


This isn't at all advice or counseling, MOLA1, but what kind of music stuff do you use at home? I mean to make beats and the rest of your music and shit?Keyboards, guitars, my PC and sometimes other people's equipment.
Drum machines, MPC's, live instruments. It all depends.

I'm doing everything live right now.

I heard the classic Steve Martin tune "King Tut" this morning for the first time in about 10 years. I'll be goddamned, but he sounded like he was rapping the lyrics. That was 1978.

Do you consider that song to be "rap" in nature?

mr. m1:

i recently received an 30gb video ipod as a birthday gift. are there any 'must have' programs, accessories, etc for this item? i already have a nice set of earphones and one of those 'gel' cases for it.

regards,

-matt

How will you be celebrating today's holiday?

How will you be celebrating today's holiday?


[smilie=anxious.gif] [smilie=arnold.gif] [smilie=2thumbsup.g:

This is no holiday

Think about it for a sec...

My people celebrate our fight for freedom.

4/20 is not a holiday

you smoke weed everyday

next you'll be saying Arbor Day is a holiday

4/20 is not a holiday

you smoke weed everyday

next you'll be saying Arbor Day is a holiday

Today I smoke more.

I heard the classic Steve Martin tune "King Tut" this morning for the first time in about 10 years. I'll be goddamned, but he sounded like he was rapping the lyrics. That was 1978.

Do you consider that song to be "rap" in nature?
I remember that song and either a video or when he did Wild and Crazy Guy
or something. That was my shit back in the day. Are you exposing your
age Glennie? Either way, I'm pretty sure that shit came after 1978.

If it was in fact 78, Hip-Hop was born in the early 70's so it wouldn't be
that big of a deal. It's parody rap. It's like Amish Paradise. There's no
respect for the art, but it's not a big deal. It's no worse than what people
are coming out with in the past 5 years or so...LMFAO.


mr. m1:

i recently received an 30gb video ipod as a birthday gift. are there any 'must have' programs, accessories, etc for this item? i already have a nice set of earphones and one of those 'gel' cases for it.

regards,

-matt
http://www.dlo.com/products/TP_black_Prod.tpl?command=showpage&cart=1145548352110102
Car Dock

http://www.dlo.com/Products/homedoc_dx_Prod.tpl?command=showpage&cart=1145548337109163
Home Dock

http://www.pqdvd.com/dvd-to-ipod-video-converter.html
DVD Software

http://www.softpedia.com/get/IPOD-TOOLS/Other-IPOD-tools-Updates/PodUtil.shtml
You don't need the full version. This works fine.


Have fun! Any questions, hit me up on aim. My ipod is fucking awesome.
I got that 60GB for christmas from my fiance. She got MOLA1 engraved on the back.



How will you be celebrating today's holiday?
I don't smoke anymore, but have fun with it homie. If I still did, I'd probably
do what I did back in the day. Roll about 12 fat J's, throw them in a cigarette
pack and smoke them all day like squares. That or take bong hits and play
video games all day long. I used to get high as fuck, bump Liquid Swords by Gza
and play Zelda: A Link to the Past for days...LOL. That was a great combo.

On a similar vein, what do you consider to be the first "rap" song?

Annals have it as "Rapper's Delight", but this is a question about opinion, not socially accepted fact.

Jimi Hendrix - Castles Made of Sand
1967

Love - Bummer in the Summer
1967


These sound like rap to me.
The first actual recorded and accepted song ever done in the
Rap Genre was Rapper's Delight by Sugarhill, but there were
other rappers out during that time.

I still love the song. It's long as fuck, but still dope IMO.
Alot of "purists" or rap snobs hate that track. I think they're crazy.

I think it's awesome because that song stands the test of time,
Def Squad breathed some new life in to it and that was huge as well.
I think Rapper's Delight was a hell of a way to introduce a genre.

What do you think about Rinocerose, French disco hip-hop?

I don't. I might though.

How close is the album to being done?
Have a title yet?

85%? 90% 95%?

How close is the album to being done?
Have a title yet?

85%? 90% 95%?No.

I will let everyone know when it's done and we'll all dance with scissors.

dance with scissors.

[smilie=great.gif]

MOLA--

I've been asked to prom (PM me for more details) but I don't have enough money to support the whole time. I barely have enough to cover a tuxedo. What do I do if I'm able to go?

MOLA--

I've been asked to prom (PM me for more details) but I don't have enough money to support the whole time. I barely have enough to cover a tuxedo. What do I do if I'm able to go?
Really, there's no other option here besides borrowing money.

Make sure that you treat the girl like a princess. Do all the little things.
Open the door for her. Hold her hand when she gets out of the car.
Hold her hand as often as you can. Hook your arm and have her
put hers through whenever you can. Be a complete gentleman.
Make sure you already have hotel reservations and get a room
where others are so that you can enjoy the hotel parties.

Late that night, go back to the room, hit that shit and then come
back out so that you can play cards with your boys.
When you notice one of the other girls crying because they were dissed,
(always happens), hit that shit too. You'll have a blast. It's what I did.

Just to update, I got my invitation revoked. No prom for me. Ah well.

Ask someone to prom. You're supposed to do the asking anyways.
If there's no hotties left, ask one from a different school.

My prom already happened. This is a different one.

Oh, and as it so happens, the same girl asked me again today.

You gotta say no now. You can't just be her whipping boy like that.

So let me get this straight:

She asked you once and then told you to forget it, then asked you again the very next day?

This chick is like Drew Barrymore in 50 first dates.

Bitch can't remember she already asked you (and then blew you off)

I wouldn't go to her prom - she's fucking you around.

Don't be a little pussy and bow to her. That got you into enough trouble last time.

Dude, grow a set.

So let me get this straight:

She asked you once and then told you to forget it, then asked you again the very next day?

This chick is like Drew Barrymore in 50 first dates.

Bitch can't remember she already asked you (and then blew you off)

I wouldn't go to her prom - she's fucking you around.

Don't be a little pussy and bow to her. That got you into enough trouble last time.

Only way I'd go, in this circumstance, is if I were likely to get some action from the girl or from one of her friends.

DING DING DING!!!!

Nothing more pimped out than hitting that AND her friend in the same night.
Try to get them both in the same room and make them kiss and shit.
You might even be able to have a menage a trois. Do the damn thing.

footnote: for most people, prom night is a collossal disappointment, despite all of the stories you hear

footnote: for most people, prom night is a collossal disappointment, despite all of the stories you hear

Seriously? I thought it was automatic.

Either times have changed, 97 was the renaissance or I have no idea.

I think you were an exception to the rule.

My prom nights were fine, just no menage a trois or any wild shit that you hear stories about and teenage kids get their hopes up for.

I think kids go into these things with crazy expectations based on the shit they've heard, and when it doesn't happen, they get pretty bummed out.

MOLA--

I've been asked to prom (PM me for more details) but I don't have enough money to support the whole time. I barely have enough to cover a tuxedo. What do I do if I'm able to go?
Really, there's no other option here besides borrowing money.

Make sure that you treat the girl like a princess. Do all the little things.
Open the door for her. Hold her hand when she gets out of the car.
Hold her hand as often as you can. Hook your arm and have her
put hers through whenever you can. Be a complete gentleman.
Make sure you already have hotel reservations and get a room
where others are so that you can enjoy the hotel parties.

Late that night, go back to the room, hit that shit and then come
back out so that you can play cards with your boys.
When you notice one of the other girls crying because they were dissed,
(always happens), hit that shit too. You'll have a blast. It's what I did.


Fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail. Sorry...had to say it.

Lmfao!!!!!!!

What do you think about the life and death of Malclom X?

The book, the documentary or in general?

Book (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0252007743/102-2710606-2120139?v=glance&n=283155)

Documentary (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/6303087558/102-2710606-2120139?v=glance&n=404272)

footnote: for most people, prom night is a collossal disappointment, despite all of the stories you hear
When your prom date starts with you wearing a bumblebee black+yellow tux because your psycho-hose bitch is colorblind and thinks it matches her peach dress, and ends before midnight with you and Miss Won't-Put-Out at a Meijer's, having gotten the speech about how she won't sleep with you until she get a ring on her finger, and could you get some ring out of a Kracker-Jack box and propose, and your dick shrivels at the prospect, it's a bad fucking prom.

Not that I speak from direct experience... nosireee...

footnote: for most people, prom night is a collossal disappointment, despite all of the stories you hear
When your prom date starts with you wearing a bumblebee black+yellow tux because your psycho-hose bitch is colorblind and thinks it matches her peach dress, and ends before midnight with you and Miss Won't-Put-Out at a Meijer's, having gotten the speech about how she won't sleep with you until she get a ring on her finger, and could you get some ring out of a Kracker-Jack box and propose, and your dick shrivels at the prospect, it's a bad fucking prom.

Not that I speak from direct experience... nosireee...

Should've ditched her when you got there and found
a hot bitch with a yellow dress. Problem solved.
This is one of the many reasons my advice thread is FIYAH!!!

Fuck Prom, the NBA finals might be on. And even if it wasnt, not going. Too much of a pain in the ass for nothing if you ask me.



Anyways, MOLA1:
What pisses you off the most?

The person M1.

Basically what is your opinion of Malcolm?

The person M1.

Basically what is your opinion of Malcolm?

He was very misunderstood. He was taking a stand and was killed for it.
Malcolm had a very troubled past and that's probably the reason why he
wasn't as calm as Martin Luther King Jr when he was rallying the people
to make a change. I think that he had a lot more to offer the world,
especially right before he was killed.

They say the good die young. I think he was a righteous dude.
Sad story, but at least people got to hear his message.
He definitely made an impact in this world.

What pisses you off the most?
Racism.

Have you ever watched American History X? Wow. Sad thing is, shit like that still goes on today...

What pisses you off the most?
Racism.

Wasn't Malcolm X a racist?

What pisses you off the most?
Racism.

Wasn't Malcolm X a racist?


"I am not a racist, I am against every form of racism and segregation, every form of discrimination. I believe in human beings, and that all human beings should be respected as such, regardless of their color. In the past I permitted myself to be used...to make sweeping indictments of all white people, the entire white race and these generalizations have caused injuries to some whites who perhaps did not deserve to be hurt. Because of the spiritual enlightenment which I was blessed to receive as a result of my recent pilgrimage to the Holy city of Mecca, I no longer subscribe to sweeping indictments of any one race. I am now striving to live the life of a true...Muslim. I must repeat that I am not a racist nor do I subscribe to the tenants of racism. I can state in all sincerity that I wish nothing but freedom, justice and equality, life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness for all people."



I think that he had a lot more to offer the world, especially right before he was killed.

See what I mean?

Have you ever watched American History X? Wow. Sad thing is, shit like that still goes on today...

Just saw that again this weekend. What a completely depressing movie.

It did a good job in showing how groups like this get into the minds of young, impressionable people, though. Good thing most of them grow up to wonder what the hell they were ever thinking.

Have you ever watched American History X? Wow. Sad thing is, shit like that still goes on today...

Just saw that again this weekend. What a completely depressing movie.

It did a good job in showing how groups like this get into the minds of young, impressionable people, though. Good thing most of them grow up to wonder what the hell they were ever thinking.
That movie was amazing. It's one of my favorites.
Talk about a flick that hits you right in the gut. That was harsh.

my skin still crawls when i think of the "teeth to the curb" scene. :(

my skin still crawls when i think of the "teeth to the curb" scene. :(

Awesome scene!

BTW M1: Do you think a white man could ever someday speak for minorities like a modern-day Malclom or MJK jr?

my skin still crawls when i think of the "teeth to the curb" scene. :(

Awesome scene!

BTW M1: Do you think a white man could ever someday speak for minorities like a modern-day Malclom or MJK jr?

:confused:

I can't imagine how that would be possible.

Do you think a white man could ever someday speak for minorities like a modern-day Malclom or MJK jr?
That's my plan.

I'll quote one of my songs: "USA - Unity Saves All"

[verse 3]
I've lived a life that's full, memories beautiful
So help me God if I died to day, it'd all be suitable
I'm trying to reach y'all folks with a dream that I wrote
Like the late Martin Luther, you King me? I'll be your future

Writing curs-ed verses with purpose to break through the surface
I'll sever the serpents and find whatever it is I've been searchin…
I'm workin - minimum wage like a subliminal slave and
I'm praying to what I can't see, thanks for giving today

And so I wake and kiss the floor in my house, it's much appreciated
Dying to live - like a crying kid with a dream he'd make it
I went through lots of shit, but now I'm positive
I've got a lot to give I'm optomistic ain't no stoppin this

Where's the apacolypse? Revelations is Genesis
When it's all over the end is the beginning of heaven
And all celestialness, mending the ties of Exodus
In our darkest moments, togetherness brings out the best in us.

Writing curs-ed verses with purpose to break through the surface
I'll sever the serpents and find whatever it is I've been searchin…
I'm workin - minimum wage like a subliminal slave and
I'm praying to what I can't see, thanks for giving today



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Where is the bowing smiley?

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M1,

I can't stop looking at this chick/dude.

Does that make me gay, freaked out, bored, horny or something else?

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/7333/heino4to.jpg

M1,

I can't stop looking at this chick/dude.

Does that make me gay, freaked out, bored, horny or something else?
All of the above, especially something else.

We must create the "Official Softball Player Thread", just for Glenn's insatiable facination.

http://www4.wittenberg.edu/news/athletics/softball/graphics/03action/norahgillamaction03.jpg

Thanks M1!

Man, she/he is mesmerizing.

I feel like I'm under a spell of some sort.

Thanks again for your counseling and advice.

Can we kick glenn off the forums on the grounds of being weird? Your call M1

No.

Mola,
Is it weird or just plain gay to have an NBA man-crush (Tony Delk) and a MLB man-crush (Verlander).

Thanks in advance.

Mo.

When Anchiello is about to prank someone, does he make the shit up on the fly, or is it planned?

Mola,
Is it weird or just plain gay to have an NBA man-crush (Tony Delk) and a MLB man-crush (Verlander).

Thanks in advance.

Mo.
It's actually perfectly normal. Tony "Delk the Funky Homosapien" is dope. Same with Ver"Zoo"Lander.


When Anchiello is about to prank someone, does he make the shit up on the fly, or is it planned?
On the fly ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah til I die ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

Can we kick glenn off the forums on the grounds of being weird? Your call M1

M1 understands that while I really am weird, I'm a little "extra" weird just for the amusement of everyone here.

I don't know why I'm coming here for this, but I opened the thread, and I came up with a rather pansy-like question.Alright, so there's this girl, and we've had a thing for each other for a while... but I've kind of lost base with her lately. See, I really like this girl--what do I need to do to get back in touch (not going to call her, considering I've not done that yet and don't want to call her out of the blue)?

I don't know why I'm coming here for this, but I opened the thread, and I came up with a rather pansy-like question.Alright, so there's this girl, and we've had a thing for each other for a while... but I've kind of lost base with her lately. See, I really like this girl--what do I need to do to get back in touch (not going to call her, considering I've not done that yet and don't want to call her out of the blue)?
That's what this thread's for bro. Check it out. I'm giving you two choices.


Call her at like 3 in the morning while you're drunk as fuck and tell her
that you're horny and shit. See if she bites. You haven't talked to this
chick in forever. What you have to gain is some ass from some chick
that you're obviously interested in boning and maybe a friend with benefits!



Call her up. Who gives a shit? You really have nothing to lose at all.
Give her a shout and fuckin ask her if she wants to hang out sometime.
A call out of the blue and an awkward phone conversation is better than
wondering "what's going on with what's her face?" You have nothing to lose.
You might be in a situation where you can either gain an old friend or get some ass.

Both are great.

Dear Mola,

Is my swimming pool 'my swimming pool' or my fucking bitch of a neighbor's pool, who thinks that whenever anyone puts in a swimming pool, its a community swimming pool?

Plenty of details to go with this, but briefly, he is a retired contractor (who retired too fucking soon) and has helped me landscape my yard a little bit over the winter (just labor, no design help), and I helped him by paying for his help. We were good, until the pool is warm and him and his wife think their grandkids (not them) should be able to come over and swim when its hot.

For me, my pool is like my living room, if I want someone to come over and sit in my fucking living room (or pool) its my fuckin choice. Isn't it?

His grandkids are Premature 3 yo twins. They are not doing great, but according to him, they have some 'right' to my pool. He bought a high dollar Motorhome and it sits in his garage bc the kids need help. Thats great for him and his grandkids, but should this affect the situation?

I think its going to get ugly...and I guarantee I will whoop his ass from the pool all the way back to his house, but is there a way to get my message across without it getting ugly? Or am I being the prick here?

I will invite my buds and fams over to swim, but thats my choice. How the fuck does putting in a swimming pool turn into community property?

Damn, I feel better already. Thanks! Your powers are amazing!

Dear Mola,

Is my swimming pool 'my swimming pool' or my fucking bitch of a neighbor's pool, who thinks that whenever anyone puts in a swimming pool, its a community swimming pool?

Plenty of details to go with this, but briefly, he is a retired contractor (who retired too fucking soon) and has helped me landscape my yard a little bit over the winter (just labor, no design help), and I helped him by paying for his help. We were good, until the pool is warm and him and his wife think their grandkids (not them) should be able to come over and swim when its hot.

For me, my pool is like my living room, if I want someone to come over and sit in my fucking living room (or pool) its my fuckin choice. Isn't it?

His grandkids are Premature 3 yo twins. They are not doing great, but according to him, they have some 'right' to my pool. He bought a high dollar Motorhome and it sits in his garage bc the kids need help. Thats great for him and his grandkids, but should this affect the situation?

I think its going to get ugly...and I guarantee I will whoop his ass from the pool all the way back to his house, but is there a way to get my message across without it getting ugly? Or am I being the prick here?

I will invite my buds and fams over to swim, but thats my choice. How the fuck does putting in a swimming pool turn into community property?

Damn, I feel better already. Thanks! Your powers are amazing!

Buy a pit bull, and cement glass shards atop the brick walls. That should do the trick.

Best regards.

Denny.

Dear Mola,

Is my swimming pool 'my swimming pool' or my fucking bitch of a neighbor's pool, who thinks that whenever anyone puts in a swimming pool, its a community swimming pool?

Plenty of details to go with this, but briefly, he is a retired contractor (who retired too fucking soon) and has helped me landscape my yard a little bit over the winter (just labor, no design help), and I helped him by paying for his help. We were good, until the pool is warm and him and his wife think their grandkids (not them) should be able to come over and swim when its hot.

For me, my pool is like my living room, if I want someone to come over and sit in my fucking living room (or pool) its my fuckin choice. Isn't it?

His grandkids are Premature 3 yo twins. They are not doing great, but according to him, they have some 'right' to my pool. He bought a high dollar Motorhome and it sits in his garage bc the kids need help. Thats great for him and his grandkids, but should this affect the situation?

I think its going to get ugly...and I guarantee I will whoop his ass from the pool all the way back to his house, but is there a way to get my message across without it getting ugly? Or am I being the prick here?

I will invite my buds and fams over to swim, but thats my choice. How the fuck does putting in a swimming pool turn into community property?

Damn, I feel better already. Thanks! Your powers are amazing!

Any time they see you outside, put your hands down your pants.
They'll be weirded out and won't want anything to do with you.

Get a couple of those fake plastic floatie thingies that looks like pieces of shit. You can figure out the rest.

Its too fucking hot, what should i do?

Its too fucking hot, what should i do?
Go outside and look for bitches. If it's hot, they're not wearing as much as ususal.

USE YOUR HEAD CYU!!!!

Its too fucking hot, what should i do?


Jump in Tahoe's pool.


For me, my pool is like my living room, if I want someone to come over and sit in my fucking living room (or pool) its my fuckin choice. Isn't it?

I think its going to get ugly...and I guarantee I will whoop his ass from the pool all the way back to his house.

How the fuck does putting in a swimming pool turn into community property?

Shit, I was hoping for some electricution suggestions. Blenders, lights or maybe a toaster.

My wife/gf/hoochie momma found some plastic dog turds at the party store. I'm going 'gross out' scenarios. Like the glass and dog thing, but can't get sued over dog turds and I bet they're effective.

He has let up, but when I read my original post, I must have been pissed.

I do have some "Danger-High Voltage" signs left over from a construction job. I'll post them all around the pool fence.