Say there were some bird droppings in your pool and you have to re-treat the water.


BTW, do you use your solar cover?

If you want my advice, I say make sure your neighbors can see you.
Turn around and face your pool with your back to them and fake like
you're pissing in the pool. Get a squirt bottle or something.
They won't ever touch that thing.

Another option is to have loud sex in the pool at night.
Nobody'll want to swim in there. If that's gross, just make relational noises.


Alright...enough with the pool. Next question! Anyone?

Mola,

I've got great neighbors, should I get a pool or something?

Alright...enough with the pool. Next question! Anyone?

Agree, how bout some more gf questions?

Mola,

I've got great neighbors, should I get a pool or something?
LMAO...yes. Looks like a great way to bring the neighbors over!

MOLA, would Glenn getting into his pool be a great way to scare off the neighbors?

MOLA, would Glenn getting into his pool be a great way to scare off the neighbors?
Only when he's with Giffman. Mostly because of Giffman so probably not, no.

Say you have a hot chick over for a little R and R in your brand new jacuzzi. I mean. she's BEYOND hot, borderline galactic! You present to her your prized hot tub. She presents you with a little tongue, then proceeds to strips nekked with sonic boom speed, and you're ready to rock....

But not before the peel job reveals her Miami Heat thong.

You glance over toward the computer, in the den, within range of her eyesight. There, glowing in brilliant blue and red, is your Pistons screensaver. You've got mere seconds, perhaps less, to derive a contingency plan based on the cold, hard fact that SHE is a Heat fan, and she IS going to see that computer screen.

What do you do? Remember, she's the ultimate in female desire and ready to go deep like Bonds on 'roids.

And YOU are the ultimate Pistons fan.


This question will determine the validity of Mola's one-man advisory board.

Considering we're about to fuck the Heat's playoff chances in the ass, you might as well do the same to a Heat fan. (sorry, Mola, your floor....)

MOLA--I currently have a job in place which will start once the school year ends, but my parents are pressuring me hard to get a second job. They are also demanding that I work 40 hours a week, which is fine, but I want a life outside of work as well. Since this money goes towards college, am I in the right or should I listen to my parents?

Say you have a hot chick over for a little R and R in your brand new jacuzzi. I mean. she's BEYOND hot, borderline galactic! You present to her your prized hot tub. She presents you with a little tongue, then proceeds to strips nekked with sonic boom speed, and you're ready to rock....

But not before the peel job reveals her Miami Heat thong.

You glance over toward the computer, in the den, within range of her eyesight. There, glowing in brilliant blue and red, is your Pistons screensaver. You've got mere seconds, perhaps less, to derive a contingency plan based on the cold, hard fact that SHE is a Heat fan, and she IS going to see that computer screen.

What do you do? Remember, she's the ultimate in female desire and ready to go deep like Bonds on 'roids.

And YOU are the ultimate Pistons fan.


This question will determine the validity of Mola's one-man advisory board.
Easy one. Have fun in the jacuzzi. If she's ready to go deep as you say,
you bend that bitch over on to your desk and make her look at the Pistons
logo the whole time while you're hittin that shit and then after you bust,
tell her to get the fuck out of your house and when she leaves, yell out
"Deeetroit basketbaaaall!" and throw an egg at her car. After that, laugh,
tell your friends what happened and go get Thai food.


Considering we're about to fuck the Heat's playoff chances in the ass, you might as well do the same to a Heat fan. (sorry, Mola, your floor....)
Pretty much where I was going with that. Good man.


MOLA--I currently have a job in place which will start once the school year ends, but my parents are pressuring me hard to get a second job. They are also demanding that I work 40 hours a week, which is fine, but I want a life outside of work as well. Since this money goes towards college, am I in the right or should I listen to my parents?
Listen to your folks. Get some money. There are great ways to do this
while actually HELPING your life outside of work. You've got a couple options
as far as the second job goes. You can wait tables or be a bar back at a joint
that's busy enough to make you a good amount of loot, but not so crazy that
you're even more stressed than before. I've met some good friends as I used
to wait tables. You're almost always guaranteed to hang out afterwards and
in your case, you'll be meeting chicks you never would have had a chance to
otherwise since you're so busy. The cool thing is, they'll get to know the real
you at work...hopefully that's a good thing. It always worked for me.

Second option. You can work at a joint that's busy but there's not too much
work involved like a cool clothing store or some shit. Some kind of off beat
joint where everyone just basically hangs out and listens to cool music,
help people pick out glasses and that's it. Good luck homie.

Easy one. Have fun in the jacuzzi. If she's ready to go deep as you say,
you bend that bitch over on to your desk and make her look at the Pistons
logo the whole time while you're hittin that shit and then after you bust,
tell her to get the fuck out of your house and when she leaves, yell out
"Deeetroit basketbaaaall!" and throw an egg at her car. After that, laugh,
tell your friends what happened and go get Thai food.

You are a true God®.

MOLA--I currently have a job in place which will start once the school year ends, but my parents are pressuring me hard to get a second job. They are also demanding that I work 40 hours a week, which is fine, but I want a life outside of work as well. Since this money goes towards college, am I in the right or should I listen to my parents?
Listen to your folks. Get some money. There are great ways to do this
while actually HELPING your life outside of work. You've got a couple options
as far as the second job goes. You can wait tables or be a bar back at a joint
that's busy enough to make you a good amount of loot, but not so crazy that
you're even more stressed than before. I've met some good friends as I used
to wait tables. You're almost always guaranteed to hang out afterwards and
in your case, you'll be meeting chicks you never would have had a chance to
otherwise since you're so busy. The cool thing is, they'll get to know the real
you at work...hopefully that's a good thing. It always worked for me.

Second option. You can work at a joint that's busy but there's not too much
work involved like a cool clothing store or some shit. Some kind of off beat
joint where everyone just basically hangs out and listens to cool music,
help people pick out glasses and that's it. Good luck homie.

Almost agreed. Rememebr the Linh factor. If she frequents the joint, you'll be a wreck. Work at a restaurant who's cuisine you know she hates, and you'll be cool.

Mola = slipping.....

MOLA--I currently have a job in place which will start once the school year ends, but my parents are pressuring me hard to get a second job. They are also demanding that I work 40 hours a week, which is fine, but I want a life outside of work as well. Since this money goes towards college, am I in the right or should I listen to my parents?
Listen to your folks. Get some money. There are great ways to do this
while actually HELPING your life outside of work. You've got a couple options
as far as the second job goes. You can wait tables or be a bar back at a joint
that's busy enough to make you a good amount of loot, but not so crazy that
you're even more stressed than before. I've met some good friends as I used
to wait tables. You're almost always guaranteed to hang out afterwards and
in your case, you'll be meeting chicks you never would have had a chance to
otherwise since you're so busy. The cool thing is, they'll get to know the real
you at work...hopefully that's a good thing. It always worked for me.

Second option. You can work at a joint that's busy but there's not too much
work involved like a cool clothing store or some shit. Some kind of off beat
joint where everyone just basically hangs out and listens to cool music,
help people pick out glasses and that's it. Good luck homie.

Almost agreed. Rememebr the Linh factor. If she frequents the joint, you'll be a wreck. Work at a restaurant who's cuisine you know she hates, and you'll be cool.

Mola = slipping.....

You just had to bring her up. Ah well. Thank God I rarely see her anymore. Better girls have come my direction.

Fuck a Linh.

Easy one. Have fun in the jacuzzi. If she's ready to go deep as you say,
you bend that bitch over on to your desk and make her look at the Pistons
logo the whole time while you're hittin that shit and then after you bust,
tell her to get the fuck out of your house and when she leaves, yell out
"Deeetroit basketbaaaall!" and throw an egg at her car. After that, laugh,
tell your friends what happened and go get Thai food.

You are a true God®.


ROFLMAO!!!

Easy one. Have fun in the jacuzzi. If she's ready to go deep as you say,
you bend that bitch over on to your desk and make her look at the Pistons
logo the whole time while you're hittin that shit and then after you bust,
tell her to get the fuck out of your house and when she leaves, yell out
"Deeetroit basketbaaaall!" and throw an egg at her car. After that, laugh,
tell your friends what happened and go get Thai food.

You are a true God®.


[smilie=clappy.gif]

Easy one. Have fun in the jacuzzi. If she's ready to go deep as you say,
you bend that bitch over on to your desk and make her look at the Pistons
logo the whole time while you're hittin that shit and then after you bust,
tell her to get the fuck out of your house and when she leaves, yell out
"Deeetroit basketbaaaall!" and throw an egg at her car. After that, laugh,
tell your friends what happened and go get Thai food.

You are a true God®.


[smilie=clappy.gif]

The Thai food was the kicker.

Definately. My first reply had a picture of Thai food in it but I couldn't find one small enough for my liking. The Thai food was brilliant.

Fuck a Linh.

Feel free to. She's back on the market. Just flash a wad of cash at her and she's yours for eternity. Or whenever the high wears off.

Fuck a Linh.
Feel free to. She's back on the market. Just flash a wad of cash at her and she's yours for eternity. Or whenever the high wears off.

Hahaha. "Bitter, table for ONE..."

Fuck a Linh.

Feel free to. She's back on the market. Just flash a wad of cash at her and she's yours for eternity. Or whenever the high wears off.
http://img281.imageshack.us/img281/1546/kanyegoldmedvid8cz.jpg
We want pre-nup!

Fuck a Linh.
Feel free to. She's back on the market. Just flash a wad of cash at her and she's yours for eternity. Or whenever the high wears off.

Hahaha. "Bitter, table for ONE..."

Well, when her friend (who I really want) continues to bring her up, it kinda pisses me off. So I'll know that if she's in the trunk of MOLA's car, it's a better place for her.

Fuck a Linh.
Feel free to. She's back on the market. Just flash a wad of cash at her and she's yours for eternity. Or whenever the high wears off.
Hahaha. "Bitter, table for ONE..."
Well, when her friend (who I really want) continues to bring her up, it kinda pisses me off. So I'll know that if she's in the trunk of MOLA's car, it's a better place for her.

Next time her "friend" mentions her, yell "Fuck a Linh!!!!!!!!"® Her friend will get all hot and wet (it's that subversive competitive streak in girls) and slurp all over you....if that's what you want.


Fuck a Linh ®2006 Mola1 All Rights Reserved

Mola,

How did this happen?

Fool

How does the MOLA1 wear hats? Regular, tilted right/left backward? I must know.

Mola,

How did this happen?

Fool
They fucked up Fool. They fucked up.
Think about other shit if you can...
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/4480/mhanime4te.gif


How does the MOLA1 wear hats? Regular, tilted right/left backward? I must know.
Backwards 70% - Front with a SLIGHT tilt to the right 15% - Front 15%

2 parter:

1) why does running limewire drain all my laptop's resources; and

2) is there any way to fix this and still run limewire?
I think you should run Shareaza and use Torrentspy and Torrentreactor.
Let me know if you have any idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

a few months later, and i take your advice.

limewire is off my computer, and my computer is happy.

shareaza is on my computer, which uses almost no resources, but i have almost 0 luck downloading anything.

i have no clue about this torrentspy or torrentreactor. is that what my problem is? a little more help would be greatly appreciated.

mola,

why are you neglecting this thread/me?

b-diddy

LOL! I've just been busy. Here:


Open Shareza and let it run.


http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/8652/searchns8.jpg

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/9290/resultsbr8.jpg

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/6716/donebb0.jpg

hoooah!

i cant use it now--i have dial up at home. but that looks like a score.

i was at that website, and it looked to me like you had to pay for it, shows what i know.

thanks mola, your the best,

b-diddy

just remember to be cool and give as much as you take ;)

just remember to be cool and give as much as you take ;)

LOL. I get rid of the torrents as soon as I finish the D/load.
Fuck you asswipes using my BW

Bring them a free side of chic.........awww forget it.



MOLA, what was the influence for Enamorado? That is some hot shit.

MOLA - What was the influence for hot shit? Why is hot shit preferable to cold shit?

MOLA, what was the influence for Enamorado? That is some hot shit.
It wasn't actually about any girl in particular. It was about a girl that I know
that I'd care about in the future. When I wrote the song I wasn't in a serious
relationship. I was having a whole bunch of one night's.
I guess I was looking forward to settling down with someone.


MOLA - What was the influence for hot shit? Why is hot shit preferable to cold shit?LMFAO. Usually Thai, Indian or Mexican food.

MOLA, what was the influence for Enamorado? That is some hot shit.
It wasn't actually about any girl in particular. It was about a girl that I know
that I'd care about in the future. When I wrote the song I wasn't in a serious
relationship. I was having a whole bunch of one night's.
I guess I was looking forward to settling down with someone.


MOLA - What was the influence for hot shit? Why is hot shit preferable to cold shit?LMFAO. Usually Thai, Indian or Mexican food.

MOLA - You only answered part of my question. Please tell me why a big, steamy, foul-smelling, fly-laden pile of "hot shit" is a good thing, and a stiff, solid lump of "cold shit" is bad. As the owner of a rather large dog, I can tell you I find cleaning up "cold shit" much better than performing janitorial duties on "hot shit." Why does "cold shit" not get more critical acclaim from the masses?

MOLA1: If your dumbass relative insists on paying for their own birthday party, do you let them? If not, how do you shove money at the problem without getting a check back in the mail by the aforementioned dumbass relative, with a note saying "you shouldn't have"?

MOLA,


I enjoy talking to you on AIM, is that creepy?

MOLA,


I enjoy talking to you on AIM, is that creepy?

No, talk between an aspiring rapper and a 13-year-old Lebanese kid is perfectly normal.

MOLA--

I have to be at college on September 20, but classes start on September 25. Give me 3 things to do before I gotta get serious.

MOLA - You only answered part of my question. Please tell me why a big, steamy, foul-smelling, fly-laden pile of "hot shit" is a good thing, and a stiff, solid lump of "cold shit" is bad. As the owner of a rather large dog, I can tell you I find cleaning up "cold shit" much better than performing janitorial duties on "hot shit." Why does "cold shit" not get more critical acclaim from the masses?
I swatted Uxha's post, but it definitely had the answer you were looking for there.

Here you go:


totally agree with giffman. i have a big dog and i love winter because i get to pick up cold solid turds. summertime means hot mushy turds and they get stuck in the grass. cold turds are much better.

No, talk between an aspiring rapper and a 13-year-old Lebanese kid is perfectly normal.



They way you said that, creeps the shit out of me.[smilie=anxious.gif]

No, talk between an aspiring rapper and a 13-year-old Lebanese kid is perfectly normal.

OMFG... Mola "aspires" at nuthin. He is the shit. BAN UNI!!!!!!!!!!:cool:

Leave the shit out there overnight and pick it up in the morning. But then, who wants to start their day out picking up shit?Parents, thats who. Sex is the shit. In the summer its hot and mushy, in the winter cold and hard. Do it all night and you gotta pick your shit up in the morning. Fucking 9 to 5's, ain't that a bitch.
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/Greene000/shimmy-1.gif

Go ahead. AKS.

why am i not a mod?[smilie=cry.gif]

why am i not a mod?[smilie=cry.gif]

I'm sure there's no problem with you taking your mod spot back so long
as you drive traffic to the ghost town that is the "Other Sports Forum."

You helped with the Revolucion back in the day. You've got mad respect here.

Give me a shot and I'll see what I can do for it

RG should not be a mod for the sole reason of his av is givin' me the pancake munchies at 11pm. Cruel and unusual punishment is NOT a moderator prerequisite.

(is that ice cream in the middle thar, or a huge wad of butta?)http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=404&dateline=1153601151 (http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=404&dateline=1153601151)

Mission accomplished!

MOLA1,

I can't keep up with the kids these days and their country music.

My question is this, are these "Big & Rich" guys pretending to be gay, as a goof, or are they actually gay?

They suck in any case, but I've just been wondering.

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/cms/2004/large/Big_Rich_3_-_port_-_Quad_Studios_NYC_2004_-_lg.6523962.jpg

Also, do you have a pager that goes off when somebody posts in this thread?

TIA

Also, do you have a pager that goes off when somebody posts in this thread?

TIA


Obviously Not...

Maybe we can chip in and get him one for Christmas?

MOLA I WANT TO AKS YOU SUM QUESTSHUNS.

1. Why do Alpacas smell so bad?

2. I forgot.

MOLA1,

I can't keep up with the kids these days and their country music.

My question is this, are these "Big & Rich" guys pretending to be gay, as a goof, or are they actually gay?

They suck in any case, but I've just been wondering.

I don't think that it's either. They're fucking amazing! You serious?
Big & Rich are by far the most innovative group I've ever heard.
I'm a HUGE fan. Even still, they aren't as cool as Cowboy Troy.




Also, do you have a pager that goes off when somebody posts in this thread?

TIA

It shoots a quick text over to my cell.




Obviously Not...

Maybe we can chip in and get him one for Christmas?
Just buy me a Big & Rich Fathead if one exists.




MOLA I WANT TO AKS YOU SUM QUESTSHUNS.

1. Why do Alpacas smell so bad?

2. I forgot.

1. You ever smell a dead body? Okay...now imagine the smell of a dead body
burped up by a wild half dog/half llama that chews cud made from humans.

2. Let me know when you remember.

I REMEMBER! [smilie=rip.gif]

MOLA,

2. Does JMax eat babies with a fork and knife?

Bonus Questshuns,

Does anyone call you "Molee molee"? Do they get to live another day?

I REMEMBER! [smilie=rip.gif]

MOLA,

2. Does JMax eat babies with a fork and knife?

Bonus Questshuns,

Does anyone call you "Molee molee"? Do they get to live another day?
2. No, he doesn't know what that is.

3. I don't know what that is. Yes.

MOLA--when I go back to school, I'm planning on seeing a psychiatrist because, at this point, I feel like I'm so mentally fucked up that I need help as soon as I can get it.

Whatever you can say that might help me, feel free to say it.

^that's a tough question to follow, but this one has been bothering me

Do you think that Drexel University should change the name of their sports teams from the "Dragons" to the "Clydes"?

I do.

MOLA1,

Jason Maxiell just ate my baby.
WTF should I do about it?

Sorry, I'm no MOLA, but I wish to suggest something for you, Mxy.

Make another one, and keep feeding him!

Sorry, I'm no MOLA, but I wish to suggest something for you, Mxy.

Make another one, and keep feeding him!

I was totally gonna say that.

MOLA, how do you avoid the awkwardness of going to your girlfriends family for christmas? The last time I did this with a previous girl, it was incredibly awkward.

MOLA, how do you avoid the awkwardness of going to your girlfriends family for christmas? The last time I did this with a previous girl, it was incredibly awkward.

Ill second that question. Last year, and the year before, was with the same girl, so same family... but we (myself and the family) are just from two different worlds. They are like, hillbilly Packer fans and Im a classy Pistons fan. I know its gonna be weird all over again and Id almost be willing to break a leg for an excuse to not go.

The way I have worked it out recently with my wife's family is that I sit down almost the whole time with the oldest person in the room. Now you might think this is a recipe for boredom but it actually works out pretty well. Here's why: First, old people know everything about everyone in their family and they don't give a shit about privacy so they sit there and tell you all the ignorant ass actions everyone has done over the last 50 years. Second, the whole family feels both obligated to spend time with granny's old ass and guilty that they don't want to so you come off looking like a saint for being kind to the elderly and the coolest in-law ever for chillin' with the granny and getting them off the hook. Third, people eventually find out that you've been clued in to their finer moments thanks to granny and so anyone who had a problem with you gets pretty quiet once you know about how they got caught wackin' off to a tv guide cover when they were 18.

I don't know if this will work for you, but its saved me some trouble recently.

^that's a tough question to follow, but this one has been bothering me

Do you think that Drexel University should change the name of their sports teams from the "Dragons" to the "Clydes"?

I do.

Mola's taking too long so I must say that the proper answer is to change the school name to "Clyde University" and the team name to "Drexels" so they can be affectionately referred to as the "Clyde Drexelers".

MOLA1,

I need your help.

My wife is convinced that Vince Neil is the vocalist on the Rock Financial jingle. (800 333 R O C K)

I know she's wrong, but how do I prove it?

NOTE: She also thought that Deacon was singing the King of Queens theme song, so she's got a track record. I was able to prove her wrong on that one though (Billy Vera and the Beaters).

Since I'm not MOLA1, I won't tell you to post your question on http://www.mibuzzboard.com

Why isn't there a "Beginner's Guide to WTF Detroit" somewhere on this site?

It disturbs me that my ode to PNF on the CNR death post flew over so many posters stupid little heads. I mean, DON'T THEY KNOW WHO PNF IS??????

PhilipNelsonFan and his shit with Linh should be required reading for any new member.

Just sayin'.....

I would begin with a "how to" understand your signature, Denny.
Sometimes, though, people just don't have time for "inside jokes".

I've been lobbying for this for years, Denny.

A web page that has all of the inside jokes would clear up a lot of things for a lot of people.

I'd love to see it too, but it would be a huge project (time consuming), and I think we're all quite lazy by nature.

We've started threads on this topic before.

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4668