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Glenn
02-10-2006, 09:15 AM
Let's try this.

Pretty much the same rules as "Get with this or get with that", except now we're just talking chicks.

If you answer, you need to post a new one (preferrably with a photo, no nudity here).

I'll add a third choice:

1. I'd hit it.

2. I would not hit it.

3. I'd hit it, but only for $1,000.

Glenn
02-10-2006, 09:15 AM
First up...


Michelle Kwan.

http://goldsea.com/Personalities/Kwanm/michelle.jpg

MoTown
02-10-2006, 09:24 AM
Sounds like fun.

I'm not really a fan of Asian women, so I'll go with not hit it.

Diane Kruger? (Troy, National Treasure)
http://www.cine-zoom.com/IMG/jpg/DIANE_KRUGER_012.jpg

Do we have to include pictures?

Glenn
02-10-2006, 09:25 AM
You don't have to, but if you didn't, then I wouldn't have any idea who you were talking aboot.

I'll let someone else take this one, since I don't know her very well.

I did see NT, though.

Just so I am clear, you wouldn't take $1,000 to hit Kwan? (Think about what her ass must look like before you answer that)

Fool
02-10-2006, 09:36 AM
I'll let someone else take this one, since I don't know her very well.


That's hilarious in the context of this thread.

giffman
02-10-2006, 09:42 AM
Sounds like fun.

I'm not really a fan of Asian women, so I'll go with not hit it.

Diane Kruger? (Troy, National Treasure)
http://www.cine-zoom.com/IMG/jpg/DIANE_KRUGER_012.jpg

Do we have to include pictures?

Hit it.

RuPaul?

http://www.rupaul.com/image/rh_left_gallery.jpg

Taymelo
02-10-2006, 09:42 AM
I'll be the first to say that with a little alcohol, I'd hit Kwan without the need for $1,000.

Next entry:

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2378/sweater4sw.gif

Glenn
02-10-2006, 10:00 AM
This thing is derailing fast, so I'll play traffic cop.

Current selection: RuPaul

CindyKate
02-10-2006, 10:21 AM
I'd field the one by Tay.



She needs to be hit with a baseball bat.

In other words: NOOOO!



Any of the housewives not named Eva?

GotCrotty?
02-10-2006, 10:25 AM
Sounds like fun.

I'm not really a fan of Asian women, so I'll go with not hit it.

Diane Kruger? (Troy, National Treasure)
http://www.cine-zoom.com/IMG/jpg/DIANE_KRUGER_012.jpg

Do we have to include pictures?

Hit it.

RuPaul?

http://www.rupaul.com/image/rh_left_gallery.jpg

RuPaul? Hit it. For sure.

http://i.ivillage.com/marieclaire/beauty/celeb_bod/star_jones.jpg

Star Jones?

MoTown
02-10-2006, 10:42 AM
HIT IT

Anna Faris? (Scary Movie)
http://anna-faris.konta.waw.pl/galerie/IMAGES/anna-faris-5.jpg

geerussell
02-10-2006, 10:55 AM
HIT IT

Anna Faris? (Scary Movie)
http://anna-faris.konta.waw.pl/galerie/IMAGES/anna-faris-5.jpg

Hit it.

Angela Bassett?

http://www.crazy4cinema.com/Actress/imgs/bassett.jpg

giffman
02-10-2006, 10:56 AM
Not hit it.

Kathy Kinney?

http://www.wchstv.com/abc/drew/kathykinney.jpg

Kilo
02-10-2006, 11:46 AM
Certain people would hit just about anything. I mean, Mimi's a good test, but the rest - when it's so obviously a yes, why bother asking.

Kwan was a solid starter as well because not "hot" per se. However she'd be so damn firm(not a good thing) and her thighs would be crushers.

Mimi - heck no.

http://www.existentialbitchslap.org/images/kenny/oprah.jpg

Remember you gotta wake up next to her the following morning...

WTFchris
02-10-2006, 12:02 PM
no way. I don't think I could sleep with all here phsyco-babble afterwards anyway.

What about big mouth:
http://www.momsonthemove.tv/20030905/images/dd_emmys1.jpg

Imagine thinking about her mom all night.

Glenn
02-10-2006, 12:19 PM
Kilo's got the right idea, we don't need no-brainers here, these should be debatable or borderline choices.

That being said, I'd do the deed for $1K with Bassett and Melissa Rivers, but not without the cash. I'd do Oprah just so I could say that I did, no cash required, I'll make plenty when I write the book.

Anna Nicole, present day

http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/anna_nicole_smith/anna-upskirt.jpg

Kilo
02-10-2006, 12:28 PM
I think we might have to take away the "just to say I did" reasoning, because some might jump Mimi for that reason, and that's just wrong.

Anna Nicole - nah, I'll pass - she's too trashy for my tastes and I'd always be wondering what I would be catching...

How about -

http://www.wnba.com/media/sparks/leslie2_170_020714.jpg

Lisa Leslie

Gecko
02-10-2006, 01:16 PM
Lisa Leslie - Never ever hit it.

Ok here's one I been on the fence about for a while Jimmy Kimmels gal Sarah Silverman.

I'll post a good pic and a bad pic.

http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/2052/silverman12no.jpg

http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/7652/sarahsilverman150x2077wr.jpg

edit: ok I suck at remembering how to load images. Someone help my sorry ass.

edit2: I fixed it for you Geck, you forgot the / in front on the second img. You need to comment on Lisa Leslie too. --GD

WTFchris
02-10-2006, 01:40 PM
I tried to be bordeline with mine. She's scary looking but her body is decent.

IMO Gecko's is too hot for this. She's not a supermodel, but better than average for sure.

Vinny
02-10-2006, 01:43 PM
No to Leslie, yes to Silverman.

How about:


http://x7.putfile.com/2/4012440753.jpg

geerussell
02-10-2006, 01:45 PM
Ok here's one I been on the fence about for a while Jimmy Kimmels gal Sarah Silverman.

I'll post a good pic and a bad pic.

http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/2052/silverman12no.jpg

http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/7652/sarahsilverman150x2077wr.jpg

edit: ok I suck at remembering how to load images. Someone help my sorry ass.

edit2: I fixed it for you Geck, you forgot the / in front on the second img. You need to comment on Lisa Leslie too. --GD

Hit it... but I want the $1K to wash the kimmel stank off her first.

Ok, in the spirit of borderline, highly questionable choices...

Wouldya hit starbuck?

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Sbk/63/BSG04EP11_3780CS_LowRes.jpg

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Sbk/63/BSG04EP11_2747CS_LowRes.jpg

Glenn
02-10-2006, 03:28 PM
I don't know who that is, and imdb doesn't allow linking to their pics.

Anthony
02-10-2006, 04:24 PM
Here, glenn. http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/6969/bsg04ep113780cslowres6dz.jpg

SKelly
02-10-2006, 04:46 PM
No to that one above me.

Dakota Fanning?

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/aei/images/dakota_fanning_008.jpg

Fool
02-10-2006, 04:51 PM
Steve should be the only one allowed to answer this one.

Artis Gilmore
02-10-2006, 04:57 PM
Hit it

MoTown
02-10-2006, 05:04 PM
LOL. It's like he sensed Dakota's presence.

SKelly
02-10-2006, 05:10 PM
David Hall?

http://www.rockfinancial.com/media/image/rf2/glam/david.jpg

Glenn
02-10-2006, 05:15 PM
David Hall?

http://www.rockfinancial.com/media/image/rf2/glam/david.jpg

Um, $1,000 would come in pretty handy right now.

Ah, fuck it, why not?


also you can keep the $



Next: http://www.celebrity-pics.net/dp/files/1-37.jpg

SKelly
02-10-2006, 05:33 PM
Olsen Twins, you'll have to pay me $1,000. Gary Coleman, yes.

Laura Bush?

http://english.pravda.ru/img/2005/05/blaura.jpg

Kilo
02-10-2006, 05:38 PM
Laura Bush - Only up the pooper, and she wouldn't know it's coming.

How about - http://www.myvideostore.com/images/content/people/pics/paris_hilton.jpg

However you have to have a three hour superficial as hell "kill me now" conversation with her before sticking and wiggling it.

Elektra
02-10-2006, 06:01 PM
Laura Bush - Only up the pooper, and she wouldn't know it's coming.

How about - http://www.myvideostore.com/images/content/people/pics/paris_hilton.jpg

However you have to have a three hour superficial as hell "kill me now" conversation with her before sticking and wiggling it.
No fucking way! That twat is probably like a petri dish!


"Shane" from the L Word.....
http://www.afterellen.com/People/Photos/katemoennig.JPG

Glenn
02-10-2006, 06:04 PM
I love Paris, I'd do her quick and dirty.

Overstock.com broad

http://mooreslore.corante.com/archives/images/sabine-ehrenfeld.jpg

Kilo
02-10-2006, 06:24 PM
I dunno Shane from the L-word, but judging from that pic, I think I'd hit it over and over again.

How about -

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/s/Simpson_Ashlee/sq-much-awards-05.jpg

With the caveat being Daddy has to be there to watch and give out advice...

Gecko
02-10-2006, 06:31 PM
I would have no problem having daddy watch

I got one for ya...Madonna and you have to do her in this stinky pose.

http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/4206/madonna4mk.png

Elektra
02-10-2006, 08:51 PM
I would have no problem having daddy watch

I got one for ya...Madonna and you have to do her in this stinky pose.

http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/4206/madonna4mk.png

Name the day! Hit it!!!!

How about...
http://www.famous-people-search.com/bjork/bjork_pictures/bjork_001.jpg
Bjork??

Kilo
02-10-2006, 09:09 PM
She'd be freaky as hell, but I have to pass, not even for the extra grand that I could use.

How about tapping this - Chelsea Clinton

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_day_after_tomorrow/chelsea_clinton/daypres.jpg

However she is also this:

http://chrissmari.org/lj/chelsea1.jpg

flipscrackers
02-10-2006, 09:52 PM
Chelsea Clinton - Hit it.

How about Meg Griffin?



http://timstvshowcase.com/famguymeg.jpg

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/fox/family_guy/mila_kunis/gal_meg1.jpg

SKelly
02-10-2006, 10:29 PM
Sure, Looks fun

Face transplant lady?

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/nm/20060206/2006_02_06t073529_450x325_us_france_transplant.jpg

MoTown
02-10-2006, 10:46 PM
And there you have it. With one post, Skelly ended the thread.

I salute you, sir.










(hit it)


Sandra Oh:
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/movie_pix/critics_choice/critics_choice_awards_2005_photos/sandra_oh/criticschoice04g3.jpg

SKelly
02-10-2006, 11:04 PM
Hit it, I'd turn her into Sandra Ohhhhhh (I admit that was awful)

Bea Arthur?

http://biznettravel.blogs.com/travel_log/images/bea-arthur.jpg

DennyMcLain
02-10-2006, 11:13 PM
Hit it, I'd turn her into Sandra Ohhhhhh (I admit that was awful)

Bea Arthur?

http://biznettravel.blogs.com/travel_log/images/bea-arthur.jpg

EWWWWWWW!!!!

Better?
http://home.comcast.net/~justyn.howard/fat-woman.jpg[/b]

SKelly
02-10-2006, 11:17 PM
Serious one:

Marcia Cross?

http://www.nndb.com/people/789/000103480/marcia-cross-1.jpg

DennyMcLain
02-10-2006, 11:22 PM
Serious one:

Marcia Cross?

http://www.nndb.com/people/789/000103480/marcia-cross-1.jpg

Sure... I'd hit it.

I mean, you don't actually have to TALK to her, right?



Deborah (Debbie) Gibson?
http://www.deborah-gibson.com/press/DeborahGibsonHeadShot22.jpg

geerussell
02-11-2006, 02:16 AM
I don't know who that is, and imdb doesn't allow linking to their pics.

IMDB uses the trick where they display the pic as a background with a transparent gif on top of it so you can't right click it. If you use firefox, there is a plug-in that will let you bypass that conveniently, otherwise you can view the page source and find the image link there.

GotCrotty?
02-11-2006, 02:29 AM
Deb Gibson? Hit it.

http://www.britmovie.co.uk/actors/d/images/004a.jpg
Judi Dench?

Cross
02-11-2006, 03:15 AM
I would not hit it.

Here is a bad pic of her.

[/img]http://www.btinternet.com/~d.n.messer/fanhome/JLH_Head[img]

Jennifer Love Hewitt?[


*Fuck the image shit is hard.

DennyMcLain
02-11-2006, 03:17 AM
Jennifer Love Blewitt?

She's fucking psycho, but I'd hit it.


http://www.netreach.net/~lmsc/hamm1.jpg

MOLA1
02-11-2006, 07:08 AM
Mia Hamm? Fa sho. I love soccer chicks.





http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/05/meganmullally.jpg
Megan Mullally from Will & Grace?

Mikey
02-11-2006, 10:51 AM
I'd hit it, but only for $1,000.


http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images5/debra_messing/debra_messing_2.jpg
Debra Messing, Grace from Will and Grace.

DennyMcLain
02-11-2006, 10:55 AM
Megan Mullany, but only for a grand? I hit that one for free.

Debra Messing, however, would require some cash incentive.


http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/beyond_the_sea/katie_couric/seapre.jpg Katie "look at my smile ain't I fucking cute" Couric?

Kilo
02-11-2006, 11:21 AM
Katie Couric - hells no.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/780000/images/_784385_glamour.jpg

Camilla Parker Bowles - future Queen of England of course...

Glenn
02-11-2006, 04:54 PM
No Camilla, not even for $1,000. Isn't she missing a leg or something (NTTIAWWT)

How about Serena?

(nobody answered my overstock.com girl one yet either, prolly because I cut in line)


http://www.tennisfreunde-much.de/Impressionen/Tennisspieler-Bilder/Williams-Serena/2004_06.jpg

Artis Gilmore
02-11-2006, 10:50 PM
Overstock Girl, Hit.

Serena, hit.


Courtney Love?

http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/musicians/courtney_love/courtney_love2_GI.jpg

Moodini31
02-12-2006, 02:38 AM
Serena-In a heartbeat
Overstock-yes, please
Courtney Love-thought about it, sorry, it's a no

This is one my buddies and I have always thrown around. Celine Dion. Sometimes it's a no brainer yes, other times, it's a no brainer no. Tough call.

Sorry about the size

http://www.bertelly.nl/IMAGES/Celine_dion2.jpg http://www.cctv.com/program/worldarts/20030410/images/100644_celine_dion010-.jpg
Yuuuuuuup and Yikes!

Cross
02-12-2006, 04:42 AM
I would not hit it. The second picture is fucking gross.

http://www.1moviesearch.com/photos/jenny_mccarthy1.jpg

Jenny McCarthy?

Fuck why the fuck isnt IMG working... [smilie=angryfire.g:

FIXED --GD

Glenn
02-13-2006, 09:07 AM
Um, yeah, Jen's a no brainer (even if she's a burper).

Here's Glenn's Two Pack:

http://images.sportsline.com/images/cbs/bbernstein1019.jpg
Bonnie


http://www.miami.edu/alumni/alumnied/imx/suzykolber.jpg
Suzy

Fool
02-13-2006, 11:00 AM
This is easily my favorite thread.

I love the recent addition of conditional situations
(I'd have no problem with Daddy Simpson coaching,
as long as I get double points when I "accidentally"
overshoot daughter and hit daddy in the face,
does that make me gay?)

I'd definately hit Megan Mullally but I'd make her use
that voice she uses in the show.

Glenn's two-pack is an easy "hit it"
especially since I'm assuming the two-pack is simultaneously.

How about Hillary Swank?
http://qqcoisa.com.sapo.pt/hilary%20swank.jpg

Only you have to do it while she's in her "Boys Don't Cry" look.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/ae/movies/images/boysdontcry.jpg

WTFchris
02-13-2006, 12:40 PM
^if she is like the first picture, yes (second one doesn't show up anyway). She seems like she is high maintainence, but we're just talking one night anyway.

How about the former pop star/laker girl turned biatch:

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/features/insider/050502/pabdul.jpg

Mikey
02-13-2006, 03:46 PM
Hit it. Over and over again.

Lorraine Bracco, currently (not Goodfellas days)
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/emmys/emmy_awards_arrivals_2004_photos/lorraine_bracco/emarriveg.jpg

Glenn
02-13-2006, 04:24 PM
Nope.

Deborah Norville.

http://premierespeakers.com/photos/530.jpg

Kilo
02-13-2006, 06:29 PM
What's the catch with Norville? On looks alone she is a no-brainer.

How about -

http://www.fox2detroit.com/dynamic/images/stories/personalities/jennifer_hammond.jpg

The Hammer.

flipscrackers
02-13-2006, 08:47 PM
No to the Hammer.

http://www.filmfestivals.com/pixus/festivals/sundance/2002/Kyra_Sedgwick.jpg

http://www.kissmestace.com/blog/images/best_KyaSedgwick.jpg
Kyra Sedgwick?

Glenn
02-14-2006, 12:19 PM
Kyra? Why not? Maybe it would wipe that stupid smirk off of her face.

What about Whitney?

http://www.musikbase.de/images/groups/Whitney-Houston.jpg


(You have the option of having Bobby Brown present or not, it's your prerogative.)

MOLA1
02-14-2006, 02:18 PM
No and no.




http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Rachel_nichols.jpg
Rachel Nichols from ESPM?

Anthony
02-14-2006, 02:26 PM
Mmmmm Shes one of those girls that once in a while, i'll be like, wow, she's not bad at all. Then other times, i'll be like, holy shit, get her off the TV now....*barf*



I'd hit for a grand


(sorry if this has been done)


Kirsten Dunst?
http://www.blupp.nu/film/artiklar/2002/bilder/spiderman2.jpg

SKelly
02-14-2006, 03:16 PM
Kirsten Dunst: hell yeah

Madonna?

http://membres.lycos.fr/akamai/madonna.jpg

the wrath of diddy
02-14-2006, 03:20 PM
Hells no.

Natalie Portman like this

http://aussie_news_views.typepad.com/aussie_news_views/images/bald_portman.jpg

DrRay11
02-14-2006, 03:39 PM
Fuck yeah. No need to look up there, or she could wear a wig.

Jorja Fox? (CSI)

http://www.autographsuccess.com/jorja_fox2.jpg

WTFchris
02-14-2006, 03:39 PM
^of course. What's with the no brainers? These are supposed to be hard choices.

How about renee (not back in the day when she actually looked cute)?

http://www.jungesportal.de/dyncontent/backup/200526_154916_1_006.jpg

DrRay11
02-14-2006, 03:42 PM
^of course. What's with the no brainers? These are supposed to be hard choices.

well she is kind of iffy to me--back to chris' question, which I won't answer

http://www.jungesportal.de/dyncontent/backup/200526_154916_1_006.jpg

Glenn
02-14-2006, 03:45 PM
http://www.jungesportal.de/dyncontent/backup/200526_154916_1_006.jpg

Renee's head looks like it's about to explode in that pic.

sorry, back to the game

the wrath of diddy
02-14-2006, 03:51 PM
Janet Jackson



















http://home.comcast.net/~wrathofdiddy/janet-jackson-fat-2.jpg

WTFchris
02-14-2006, 03:59 PM
wow, she looks terrible. Back in the day she was pretty hot (I remember some music video where she had pyramids and such and she looked good in that one).

Unibomber
02-14-2006, 06:28 PM
Janet Jackson: I'd hit it for $1,000.

Ann Coulter anyone?

MOLA1
02-14-2006, 06:35 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/realgm/LMFAO/larry20ann.jpg

Unibomber
02-14-2006, 06:36 PM
LMFAO!

Kilo
02-14-2006, 06:38 PM
Would the ol' Cleveland Steamer be considered part of "hitting it" or maybe a Dirty Sanchez?? If yes, then sure, but if the answer is "nada" then I'd pass.

flipscrackers
02-15-2006, 08:44 PM
Picabo Street?

http://www2.lhric.org/pocantico/womenenc/StreetPicabo.jpg

http://www.usolympicteam.com/bio-action-picabo-street.jpg

http://outside.away.com/images/outside/200112/allstars_picabo2.jpg

Moodini31
02-15-2006, 11:14 PM
Moodini Jr. would much rather "hide" than play "peek-a-boo" with Picabo.

How about Morgan Webb from X-Play?
http://d-410.com/410paper/morganweb/gm_l4.jpg

I've got a feeling I might be receiving a visit from Captain Obvious on this one.

b-diddy
02-16-2006, 12:17 AM
Megan Mullany, but only for a grand? I hit that one for free.

Debra Messing, however, would require some cash incentive.


http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/beyond_the_sea/katie_couric/seapre.jpg Katie "look at my smile ain't I fucking cute" Couric?

mullany yes, messing only with cash?!?!?

i might have to spend some time determining whether its you or me who's insane. mullany never, messing forever.

katie couric is interesting. one time i got a physical from a katie couric look alike (not the katie couric of that picture, thinner and younger). i was like 17 at the time. didnt spring up, but i'd say it was like 50/50 whether it could have.

b-diddy
02-16-2006, 12:23 AM
Moodini Jr. would much rather "hide" than play "peek-a-boo" with Picabo.

How about Morgan Webb from X-Play?
http://d-410.com/410paper/morganweb/gm_l4.jpg

I've got a feeling I might be receiving a visit from Captain Obvious on this one.

lol, first time i've ever seen guys bitch about a girl being too hot.

webb, yes.

http://newsbulletin.msu.edu/march27/images/200granholm.jpg

b-diddy
02-16-2006, 12:25 AM
ps guys this thread is easily the best thread ever. i think when you log on for the first time each day, it should be mandatory that you contribute to this thread.

theres really no way this thread can go wrong.

pps this thread must be kept secret from giffman at all costs.

SKelly
02-16-2006, 12:38 AM
Granholm: for $1,000



3 Way with the Gest's?

http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~smadam/therealdealhhs/reallyugly.jpg

b-diddy
02-16-2006, 12:48 AM
Granholm: for $1,000



3 Way with the Gest's?

http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~smadam/therealdealhhs/reallyugly.jpg

no.

heres a two face for you

http://www.parecidosrazonables.com/parecidos_razonables_Steffi_Graf_Barbara_Streisand .jpg

http://www.joebrightbooks.com/assets/photos/Mated/Barbara%20Streisand.jpg

but she looks like the first picture.

edit: original first picture wouldnt show for some reason. unfortunate, is all you could say about the picture.

second edit: the two-face comment was originally about an ugly and pretty picture of the barb. instead, its now a threesome hypothetical. which begs the horrifying question: if your with a not so good looking girl (we're gentlemen, after all) would it be better if there was a second girl in the scenario--even if she looked exactly the same? its been debated for ages and ages...

SKelly
02-16-2006, 01:18 AM
Barbara Streisand officially ends this thread.

Elektra
02-16-2006, 04:18 AM
HELL NO TO BABS!!
(does it count as a yes if I say I would "hit" her in the snout?)


http://www.sugarhillrecords.com/catalog/parton_dolly.jpg

Miss Dolly Parton......

Glenn
02-16-2006, 08:09 AM
I would coat Dolly's islands with my stream.



Pink anyone?

http://entimg.msn.com/i/mu/p/pink/Pink_150.jpg

MOLA1
02-16-2006, 08:21 AM
No doubt about it.






http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/award_taurasi.jpg
DT?

DennyMcLain
02-16-2006, 10:39 AM
Sure, why not. Ain't no Sue Bird, but...

http://www.ambitoweb.com/diario/2005/1122/imagenes/Not_20051122_250612.jpg

Rookie CART Series driver Katherine Legge?

Vinny
02-16-2006, 01:08 PM
Sure, for a grando.

How about Ms. Latham?:

http://x7.putfile.com/2/4612094218.jpg

UncleCliffy
02-16-2006, 01:22 PM
Maybe I missed the inside joke but why do people talk about her so much?

Vinny
02-16-2006, 01:23 PM
Maybe I missed the inside joke but why do people talk about her so much?

I dunno either, I was just kind of going with it.

King Vlady
02-16-2006, 01:25 PM
I'd hit Pat Summit.

Fool
02-16-2006, 01:27 PM
Sure, for a grando.

How about Ms. Latham?:

http://x7.putfile.com/2/4612094218.jpg

I'd pay the $1000 to hit that.

Glenn's mom?
http://www.frontiernet.net/~joe14580/old%20lady%20with%20naughty%20ooooooh%20look.jpg

Glenn
02-16-2006, 01:30 PM
Glenn's mom?
http://www.frontiernet.net/~joe14580/old%20lady%20with%20naughty%20ooooooh%20look.jpg

HEY how'd you get that pic?

I'd hit it.

Nancy Lieberman?

http://ppimarketing.com/images/largethumb/Nancy%20Lieberman.jpg

devilmaster
02-16-2006, 03:29 PM
wouldn't hit it.

How about Melina Kanakaredes from CSI NY?

http://www.rtl.nl/soaps/csinewyork/components/images/sinise_kanakaredes_402x450.jpg

WTFchris
02-16-2006, 04:47 PM
Glenn's mom?
http://www.frontiernet.net/~joe14580/old%20lady%20with%20naughty%20ooooooh%20look.jpg

Been there, done that. How do you think little Glennie came about?

BTW, Glenn would hit his own mom? [smilie=arrgh.jpg]

DennyMcLain
02-16-2006, 05:06 PM
http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/oly/2006/0216/photo/a_weir2_275.jpg

Oh no, waitaminute... that's a DUDE.....

Nevermind.

DennyMcLain
02-17-2006, 11:51 PM
Cassie and Jaime Johnston (two on the left). Curling hotties.

http://www.usacurl.org/C%20Johnson%201.jpg

http://www.chiptech.com/images/curling/LogoUSCurling.jpg PURE ENERGY

b-diddy
02-18-2006, 12:52 AM
Cassie and Jaime Johnston (two on the left). Curling hotties.

http://www.usacurl.org/C%20Johnson%201.jpg

http://www.chiptech.com/images/curling/LogoUSCurling.jpg PURE ENERGY

in order, i'd do

#3
#1
#2
#4

# 4 wouldnt require $1000, but i'd need atleast a couple in me to be happy about the situation.

anyone in the mood for hot chocalate?

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/frank_deford/01/25/deford/p1_hingis.jpg

bigdt87
02-18-2006, 01:03 AM
^She looks like natalie portman after 6 years of heroin use.

Hell no.


http://www.bastardly.com/wp-content/2005-image-uploads/kristinaabernathy.jpg

Kristina Abernathy of the weather channel?

b-diddy
02-18-2006, 01:16 AM
^She looks like natalie portman after 6 years of heroin use.

Hell no.


http://www.bastardly.com/wp-content/2005-image-uploads/kristinaabernathy.jpg

Kristina Abernathy of the weather channel?

no on the swiss miss, huh....

i dont have the WC, and that pic is a little hazy, but i'll say no. i dont dig older chicks.

http://www.enzogiobbe.com/celebs/Sofia_Coppola1a.jpg

forget the fact that she ruined godfather 3

DennyMcLain
02-18-2006, 11:10 AM
If you chop off her head, like they did to the stallion in part one, then "yes".

Bitch, please. If you're looking for weather hottties, look no further than the one place where ANYBODY can do it -- Los Angeles.

http://www.eastcoastbob.com/kcbs1.jpg
http://www.wsvn.com/images/newsteam/reporter_S12_large.jpg

Jackie Johnston.

Anthony
02-18-2006, 12:33 PM
I bet I know how she got her job

Glenn
02-20-2006, 09:41 AM
Let's get this thing back on track.

Kelly Osbourne.

http://1.im.cz/super/img/photo/00/33/63-article_v.jpg

Anthony
02-20-2006, 11:14 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO









Mrs. Antonio Davis

http://www.nba.com/media/bulls/davis_family_040325.jpg
http://a.abclocal.go.com/images/wls/cms_exf_2005/news/local/wls_020206_kendra.jpg

MOLA1
02-20-2006, 01:18 PM
Yes. I'd have some pepperspray handy though.





http://www.netglimse.com/images/celebs/bio//22-4551.jpg
Linda "Wonderwoman" Carter

Glenn
02-21-2006, 11:06 AM
20 years ago: Hells yes, have you seen those guns?

Now: pass

Sasha Cohen, (she looks 12, but she's 21)
http://www.ifsmagazine.com/archive/photo/2004/images/cohen01.jpg

b-diddy
02-21-2006, 02:39 PM
20 years ago: Hells yes, have you seen those guns?

Now: pass

Sasha Cohen, (she looks 12, but she's 21)
http://www.ifsmagazine.com/archive/photo/2004/images/cohen01.jpg

sure, why not.

http://starophile.free.fr/wallpapers/gillian_anderson_001.jpg

Elektra
02-22-2006, 01:29 AM
Absolutely! (as long as she doesn't talk)
http://www.volny.cz/christina_ricci/1/s11.jpg

Christina Ricci....

Fool
02-22-2006, 09:01 AM
Definately (though, she's had her bad phases like that 99 cigarettes movie).

David Bowie while he was shooting the Labrynth?
http://www.sps.lane.edu/hms/studentwork/Brynna/My%20web%20page_files/image013.jpg

[btw: Here's a MUCH better picture of Sasha Cohen]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v688/vinceglortho/cohen.jpg
<-----------LORD--------------------------------HAVE----------------------------------------MERCY-------->

Glenn
02-22-2006, 11:20 AM
I guess that Cohen pic kind of makes her a no-brainer, huh?

BTW, no on Bowie, not then, not now, not ever.

Alanis?
http://www.velvetland.org/music/MUSES/Alanis_Morisette/pic.jpg

Wizzle
02-22-2006, 12:23 PM
Alanis....yes, but only in a theatre

Glenn
02-22-2006, 12:24 PM
Alanis....yes, but only in a theatre

We're 8 pages in, you have to know the rules by now.

POST THE NEXT PIC!!

Wizzle
02-22-2006, 12:33 PM
my bad....I'll give ya 2, you can take them together or seperate

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/82/200px-Feypoehler.jpg

MOLA1
02-22-2006, 12:41 PM
Both...thank you. All day.






How about a thick Kelly Lebrock???
http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/features/spotlight/060109/klebrock75.jpg

Wizzle
02-22-2006, 07:27 PM
A thick Kelly Lebrock.....nope

but just too pay respect to old school Kelly Lebrock
http://www.castlerock.it/dbimg/medium/gallery3693.jpg
http://www.unsignedphotos.com/images/c04858.jpg


Elaine?
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/hills/4415/elaine3.jpg

Glenn
03-29-2006, 10:59 AM
Elaine?

Sure, why not.

Ivory Latta?
http://espn.go.com/media/ncw/2005/0216/photo/p_latta_m.jpg

Moodini31
03-29-2006, 07:35 PM
Uhh......hell no. Judging by those pics, I think I'd take Don Cornelius over Ivory Latta.

http://www.naspensacola.navy.mil/mwr/clubs/portside/jlee.jpg
The Black Widow?

flipscrackers
03-29-2006, 08:36 PM
Sure, keep the pool stick away though.

Ruth Riley?

http://www.wnba.com/media/shock/rriley_2005_360.jpg

Fekz
03-30-2006, 03:22 PM
Sure, keep the pool stick away though.

Ruth Riley?

http://www.wnba.com/media/shock/rriley_2005_360.jpg

Fuck no, She got a lord of the Rings dome

http://www.star-collector.net/autographs/robinmeade2.jpg

Robin meade, CNN morning news

Fool
03-30-2006, 03:30 PM
http://www.star-collector.net/autographs/robinmeade2.jpg

Robin meade, CNN morning news

Sure.

Robin Wright Penn?
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9902/17/message.bottle/link.robin.wright.penn.wb.jpg

Addendum: Afterwards Shawn Penn will hunt you down only to cry on your shoulder about how much he loves his wife even through all the pain.
http://liberatus.kaywa.ch/files/images/2005/9/mob28_1125950664.jpg

MOLA1
03-30-2006, 03:37 PM
I would...then I'd be like, "Who the fuck is Sean Penn?! He's in every movie!"

-Just to see if my man Jude Law would defend him back.





http://www.cosmomovieawards.com/actors/images/susansarandon.jpg
Susan Sarandon?

Glenn
03-31-2006, 10:39 AM
No to Sarandon. I've never understood that one.

How about Michelle Bonner from ESPNNEWS?

There's something there, but that jaw is kinda scary to me, makes me think that under that desk there are some thick ankles.

http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/images/bonner.michelle.jpg

Fool
03-31-2006, 11:13 AM
I would...then I'd be like, "Who the fuck is Sean Penn?! He's in every movie!"

-Just to see if my man Jude Law would defend him back.


Excuse my lack of humor but LOL.

MOLA1
03-31-2006, 11:19 AM
LMFAO.

Glenn
03-31-2006, 11:41 AM
At least put the thread back on track if you are going to derail it.

Common courtesy, folks.

Would ya nail the cankles?

Fool
03-31-2006, 11:46 AM
Sorry Glenn.

Sure I'd hit that. I've never been shy of a little junk in the trunk.

Lark Voorhies?

(Lisa, seen here)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S-HJK9yXqsk

Glenn
04-05-2006, 10:58 AM
Lark? I'd do her, but wouldn't marry her. You know what they say about looking at a girl's mom?

When mom looks like Aaron Neville, things have the potential of going downhill quickly.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/voorhies1.jpg


Here's a timely one...

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060405/capt.nyrd10104051335.people_tv_couric__nyrd101.jpg

Glenn
04-05-2006, 06:19 PM
It's not a difficult question.

Would you bang Katie Couric?

REACT TO ME!!!

tp
04-05-2006, 06:21 PM
whoever wouldnt fuck paris hilton is either gay or lying.

Glenn
04-05-2006, 06:28 PM
whoever wouldnt fuck paris hilton is either gay or lying.

I would tend to agree, especially if you've seen the Rally's cheeseburger commercial.

Now Couric, Katie.

the wrath of diddy
04-05-2006, 06:31 PM
whoever wouldnt fuck paris hilton is either gay or lying.

Or doesn't want to fuck a bitch that has herpes.

tp
04-05-2006, 06:44 PM
wrap it up and worry about it later. the shit is curable.

Matt
04-05-2006, 07:49 PM
Lark? I'd do her, but wouldn't marry her. You know what they say about looking at a girl's mom?

When mom looks like Aaron Neville, things have the potential of going downhill quickly.

[smilie=devilish.gi:

Glenn
01-26-2007, 11:20 AM
Let's try this again.

Rules refresher:


If you answer, you need to post a new one (preferrably with a photo, no nudity here).

I'll add a third choice:

1. I'd hit it.

2. I would not hit it.

3. I'd hit it, but only for $1,000.

http://papercuts.tscpl.org/rachel%20ray2.jpg

Uncle Mxy
01-26-2007, 11:45 AM
Yeah, I'd hit it:

http://www.joncellini.com/blog/archives/images/5big.jpg

Glenn
01-26-2007, 12:32 PM
If you answer, you need to post a new one (preferrably with a photo, no nudity here).

First post back an Mxy kills it.

Somebody post a new pic for Mxy.

detroitsportscity
01-26-2007, 12:37 PM
Let's try this again.

Rules refresher:



http://papercuts.tscpl.org/rachel%20ray2.jpg

A fucking hot chick who can cook? Is there a straight male in America who wouldn't?

And on the Paris thing - she has no ass, no tits, an average face, is skanky to the max, AND probably has every STD known to man. I wouldn't touch that thing with anything less than a hazmat suit.

And up next Hayden Panettiere, with a catch though, you have to be watching Remember the Titans while you watch it(she's the coach's tomboy 7 year old daughter in case you forgot):

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/fe/180px-HaydenHeadShot1.jpg

Uncle Mxy
01-26-2007, 12:55 PM
First post back an Mxy kills it.

Somebody post a new pic for Mxy.
Doh! I misread that. Specifically, I read that as "post another picture of the same girl", which is why I posted another picture of Rachael.

<kicks self>

Fool
01-26-2007, 01:36 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/fe/180px-HaydenHeadShot1.jpg

Without a doubt.

Natasha?
http://www.snowhawk.com/graphics/villains.jpg

Hermy
01-26-2007, 01:47 PM
No, foreign women disgust me.

America Ferrera aka ugly betty:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/movie_pix/sundance/sundance_film_festival_2006_photos/america_ferrera/sff06_hollywoodb3.jpg

UxKa
01-26-2007, 02:09 PM
No way. [smilie=peepwall.gi:

http://www.tinafey.net/frontpagepromo.jpg

Uncle Mxy
01-26-2007, 02:14 PM
I'd hit Tina Fey, yessir.

Queen Rania of Jordan:

http://www.aljazeera.com/cgi-bin/news_service/pics/7282.jpg

UxKa
01-26-2007, 02:23 PM
Sorry didnt notice Tina Fey was in here already.

^^ Yup.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40035000/jpg/_40035261_renoap203.jpg

WTFchris
01-26-2007, 02:27 PM
^hit her with with a brick maybe

Daviticus 2.39
01-27-2007, 04:21 PM
http://www.fanmadefallout.com/IMG/fobos/tandi_fo2.jpg

Black Dynamite
01-27-2007, 06:13 PM
No, foreign women disgust me.

America Ferrera aka ugly betty:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/movie_pix/sundance/sundance_film_festival_2006_photos/america_ferrera/sff06_hollywoodb3.jpg
theres uglier out there. If it got me closer to fucking her producer(selma hayek) i'd probably do it.

Uncle Mxy
01-27-2007, 08:11 PM
http://www.fanmadefallout.com/IMG/fobos/tandi_fo2.jpg
Being unsure if this is "man", "woman", or "it" means no fucking way would I hit it.

Here's Meredith Eaton. She's 4'3", the midget on Boston Legal:
http://mypeoplepc.com/members/jesanders/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/meredith2.jpg

b-diddy
01-27-2007, 08:17 PM
Being unsure if this is "man", "woman", or "it" means no fucking way would I hit it.

Here's Meredith Eaton. She's 4'3", the midget on Boston Legal:
http://mypeoplepc.com/members/jesanders/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/meredith2.jpg

in my best marve albert voice: YES!

http://www.poster.net/cher/cher-photo-cher-6232886.jpg

b-diddy
01-27-2007, 08:31 PM
or if that ones no good, i took this one from matt from another thread (i suspect many of us have already answered this one, though):

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4505/pic2gh7.jpg

Black Dynamite
01-27-2007, 11:12 PM
after she takes a shower yes. before never.


Her right after you found out Ray J pissed on her a couple hours ago(she seems to be into that sort of thing).[smilie=peepwall.gi:
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/6920/ursulamayesfeb132cmlj7.jpg

Uncle Mxy
01-29-2007, 07:36 AM
Yeah, I'd do the Vanity lookalike, but it seems like such a shame that she went and bought herself those technology tits.

Here's one to think about:
http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors/EmmaThompson.jpg

OUGrizz11PG
01-29-2007, 11:28 AM
Sure, with the $1000.

http://www.minoritynurse.com/vitalsigns/images/Phylicia%20Rashad.jpg

Zip Goshboots
01-29-2007, 07:25 PM
I know this is against rules, but I don't know how to post pictures. BUT I was just wondering how many of you guys would, like me, do Fred Willard?

Uncle Mxy
01-29-2007, 08:07 PM
I know this is against rules, but I don't know how to post pictures. BUT I was just wondering how many of you guys would, like me, do Fred Willard?
You're already doing Fred Willard and I have the photographic proof:

http://www.eaec.org/images/newsletter/2005/Nov-Dec/Paul%20&%20Jan%20Crouch.jpg

bigdt87
01-29-2007, 08:37 PM
Man, a lot of you are fucking psycho. I counted maybe 4 that I wouldnt hit in this entire thread. The rest, yes.

geerussell
01-29-2007, 09:38 PM
Sure, with the $1000.

http://www.minoritynurse.com/vitalsigns/images/Phylicia%20Rashad.jpg

Hit it.

How about the poster child for borderline....

http://www.greysanatomyinsider.com/images/stars/sandra-oh_200x236.jpg

Zip Goshboots
01-29-2007, 11:34 PM
Damn you, Moxy. DAMN YOU!
Fred and I have tried so hard to keep it a secret. He's afraid our love will hurt my budding career.
At least you got a picture of me in my favorite dress! You got my good side as well!

Zip Goshboots
01-29-2007, 11:35 PM
I've actually got to agree with the guy who counted maybe four women in the thread he wouldn't do.
After Fred Willard, I'd probably do every one of them (except for that chick from Dakota. She looked just a little young).

Daviticus 2.39
01-30-2007, 01:32 AM
http://www.z100rocks.com/images/upload/POD/ZMJ%20boobs.jpg

Uncle Mxy
01-30-2007, 06:04 AM
Yeah, apart from the photoshopped beasties like that thing above, most of the women here aren't "borderline" by any measure.

As for Sandra Oh, no I wouldn't hit it. She's not attractive to me, and the one Oriental girl I ever dated (and the other girl I could've had a one night stand with but didn't -- a long drunken story) was -much- better looking. My hunch is that you could buy better at some Korean massage parlor, and as a bonus, you get the privilege of their actually leaving and getting out of your face after the deed is done. Why I bring this up is because I heard about how Sandra Oh tried to stick it to her ex-husband for spousal support because, obviously, she's not making enough money or living in the style she's accustomed to being on a #1 hit TV show and all. Uhhh... yeah.

Here's someone who's actually kinda borderline to chew on:

http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00092/Toni_Collette_i_Den__92511o.jpg

WTFchris
01-30-2007, 08:38 AM
If that's that movie chick I'm thinking of, no. She's too much of a biatch in the movies for me to do that.

EDIT - It is who I was thinking of. I just remember her wailing all the time in the Sixth Sense.

Uncle Mxy
02-01-2007, 08:11 PM
Here's another home-grown borderline one:
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/selma-blair/pictures/selma-blair-picture-1.jpg

Black Dynamite
02-01-2007, 08:21 PM
Yea, only because i think i can get her to ok a menage trois with reese witherspoon in the mix.

Heres some talk show shit.
http://www.peta.org/living/at-winter2001/bigimages/Rikki-Lake.jpg

Tahoe
02-01-2007, 09:40 PM
Nope, not even with a rub on the dode.

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/5191/fattyrakn9.jpg

Uncle Mxy
02-01-2007, 10:01 PM
Chris Webber tells me that if you fuck Tyra, she screams out her own name. I'd like to find out if that's true.

http://www.kenweingart.com/hsf-scan_30.jpg

Black Dynamite
02-01-2007, 10:30 PM
Nope, not even with a rub on the dode.

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/5191/fattyrakn9.jpg
mxy got angelfireowned so as a pick up, i'd bang her back into shape with a vengence.

http://img.bleskovky.sk/51349.jpg/Whitney-Houston.jpg

Tahoe
02-01-2007, 11:41 PM
Gutz who the fuck is that in your pic that I said no to in 166? I can't think of that bitch's name.

Black Dynamite
02-01-2007, 11:45 PM
Gutz who the fuck is that in your pic that I said no to in 166? I can't think of that bitch's name.
just answer the question.

and the girl you originally said no to was rikki lake.

Uncle Mxy
02-02-2007, 05:39 AM
Fixed. I forgot to to clear the browser cache as part of previewing the post, which is usually the way to avoid that shit.

NFW to Whitney Houston.

http://www.digitalarchives.wa.gov/governorlocke/early/images/gates1.jpg

Glenn
02-02-2007, 08:13 AM
Now we're getting some true borderline action.

Nice work fellas.

Glenn
02-02-2007, 09:38 AM
http://www.digitalarchives.wa.gov/governorlocke/early/images/gates1.jpg

Maybe for $1,000

--------

King of Queens doubleheader

http://www.koqreport.com/images3/merrindungey.jpg

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/07/21/remini.jpg
**Scientology warning**

bangpow
02-02-2007, 09:42 AM
http://www.digitalarchives.wa.gov/governorlocke/early/images/gates1.jpg

No thanks, and a definite NO to Hilary Swank a few pages back. All I can think of when it comes to Hilary Swank is The Next Karate Kid and those bootsy ass high-tops that she wears.

Oh, and YES on Leah Remini even after she gained a couple pounds and yes to the other broad.

So, here's my follow-up

Milla Jovovich

http://www.argentic.fr/visuals/1203/full1.jpeg

Uncle Mxy
02-02-2007, 11:36 AM
The girl two of you were reluctant to hit is Melinda Gates. I'd love to hit Microsoft. :)

Milla? Oh FUCK YES! She's too skinny, but has "wild ride" written all over her.

What is it with the Scientologist semi-babes like Swank and Remini? If you want to go in that direction, here's my all-time favorite:

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/kelly-preston/pictures/kelly-preston-picture-1.jpg

bangpow
02-02-2007, 11:41 AM
Milla? Oh FUCK YES! She's too skinny, but has "wild ride" written all over her.



I don't know, man. Milla has no form to her body whatsoever. She's on my borderline list because there's times where she can be hot and a lot of other times where she's not at all.

I used to think she was way hot when I was like 13 and she was in Night Train to Katmandu.

Fool
02-02-2007, 12:04 PM
I agree with Mxy on the Scientology angle. That's a terrible picture of her and she's getting a bit up there in age. But IMO Travolta's best work was getting her all wrapped up.

Tahoe
02-02-2007, 12:40 PM
No

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5822/b111ar9.jpg

bangpow
02-02-2007, 01:44 PM
Britney?

Yeah, I'd hit it.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/woodstock75/RockyDennisMask.jpg

Zip Goshboots
02-02-2007, 01:56 PM
The Mask kid?
Well, he's at least a "two bagger" for sure. Need a pic of his ass to be sure, though.

Uncle Mxy
02-02-2007, 03:00 PM
I agree with Mxy on the Scientology angle. That's a terrible picture of her and she's getting a bit up there in age. But IMO Travolta's best work was getting her all wrapped up.
I was going for a Kelly Preston that might get close to borderline, in the theme of the thread. I can easily dig up far better pictures... and videos. <laughs>

Here's another one in the "borderline" spirit...

http://www.nrk.no/img/320237.jpeg

Tahoe
02-02-2007, 04:05 PM
DUDE! WTF?

RE:180

Zip Goshboots
02-02-2007, 04:33 PM
Well, Tahoe, I believe the F of WTF would be whether or not you'd HIT the mask kid. It's a good question. Remember, there's a thousand bucks in it for ya (unless you don't want the money, and you'll just hit him anyway).

bangpow
02-02-2007, 04:40 PM
Well, Tahoe, I believe the F of WTF would be whether or not you'd HIT the mask kid. It's a good question. Remember, there's a thousand bucks in it for ya (unless you don't want the money, and you'll just hit him anyway).

And maybe a baseball card or two.

Fool
02-02-2007, 04:43 PM
And a ride on a motorcycle.

bangpow
02-02-2007, 04:45 PM
With a blind chick

Glenn
02-02-2007, 04:46 PM
With a blind chick

Hey, "Blind chicks that you would bang" would make a decent topic, too.

bangpow
02-02-2007, 04:50 PM
Hey, "Blind chicks that you would bang" would make a decent topic, too.

yeah, but if you wanted to the $1000, the baseball cards, and the ride on a motorcycle with the blind chick, you have to have a go-around with Rocky Dennis.

Fool
02-02-2007, 05:08 PM
I was going for a Kelly Preston that might get close to borderline, in the theme of the thread. I can easily dig up far better pictures... and videos. <laughs>

Here's another one in the "borderline" spirit...
Champaign room vids? Help a brother out.

(Note: Jerry McGuire clips don't count as Champaign room vids, though any real champaign room clip that ends with a clip of her walking through the press box mouthing "loser" is pimp.)

detroitsportscity
02-03-2007, 07:48 PM
I was going for a Kelly Preston that might get close to borderline, in the theme of the thread. I can easily dig up far better pictures... and videos. <laughs>

Here's another one in the "borderline" spirit...

http://www.nrk.no/img/320237.jpeg

Based on the picture - umm, yeah, but I'd need a bit of a buzz first.

And this http://www.superbabes.net/pictures/milla-jovovich/milla-jovovich2.jpg was questionable? You guys are nuts.

Up next:

http://www.nndb.com/people/489/000022423/kate-moss.jpg

bangpow
02-03-2007, 07:55 PM
She's got no tits and absolutely no curves.

Zip Goshboots
02-03-2007, 08:03 PM
Amen, bangpow, but the DSL's will do fine.

Black Dynamite
02-03-2007, 10:20 PM
Nope.

what about her.


http://www.super-hair.net/bradley21.jpg

JS
02-04-2007, 12:14 AM
No though I shouldn't be picky at this point, unless she is a dude then, I remain picky

What about

http://www.gigwise.com/artists/00011329_allen200.jpg

Cross
02-04-2007, 12:30 AM
No though I shouldn't be picky at this point, unless she is a dude then, I remain picky

What about

http://www.gigwise.com/artists/00011329_allen200.jpg

nope.

to gutz, hell yeaaaah

http://www.melissa-theuriau.fr/forum/uploads/1157969805/MelissaTheuriau_1_5_69870.jpg

Uncle Mxy
02-04-2007, 04:56 AM
I'd hit the French anchor lady, oui -- she's hardly borderline.
Now, let's see who buys American...
http://bryan-brown.com/emmy05news/portraits/images/2034_780_lr.jpg

BubblesTheLion
02-04-2007, 07:23 AM
Nah.


How about
http://www.sidelinehotties.com/stills/rachel-nichols-061227.png

Black Dynamite
02-04-2007, 08:21 AM
YEA, but i'd hurry before she got any older.

http://www.eros-zine.com/articles/2002-12-17/virago/virago.jpg

b-diddy
02-05-2007, 12:19 AM
not a bad face, but muscles are probably the biggest turn off in the world. i'd probably prefer her chuncky...

which brings up:

http://maceys.net/albums/Steph/huge_boobs.jpg

Uncle Mxy
02-05-2007, 07:57 AM
No, and I wouldn't want her driving anywhere around me either. Sure, she'll be safe even if her car doesn't have airbags, but I'd be worried about myself and everyone around me. Is this supposed to be "borderline"? Let's try:

http://www.hobotrashcan.com/interviews/photos/gurwitch1.jpg

bangpow
02-20-2007, 04:55 PM
No, and I wouldn't want her driving anywhere around me either. Sure, she'll be safe even if her car doesn't have airbags, but I'd be worried about myself and everyone around me. Is this supposed to be "borderline"? Let's try:

http://www.hobotrashcan.com/interviews/photos/gurwitch1.jpg

Yes, I would hit it.

Now this....bald only...

http://www.11alive.com/assetpool/images/0721991330_britneyhair250.jpg

b-diddy
02-20-2007, 06:12 PM
who wouldnt? i like her bald EVEYWHERE.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/02/09/nicolebody_wideweb__470x279,2.jpg

(anna nicole smith)

bangpow
02-21-2007, 07:47 AM
who wouldnt?

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/02/09/nicolebody_wideweb__470x279,2.jpg

(anna nicole smith)

Alive or dead?

If dead....possibly. I wouldn't have to hear her talk.

If alive....no.

Uncle Mxy
02-21-2007, 08:19 AM
Here's one to consider:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/38/Elizabeth_Corday.jpg/200px-Elizabeth_Corday.jpg

Glenn
02-21-2007, 09:57 AM
Here's one to consider:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/38/Elizabeth_Corday.jpg/200px-Elizabeth_Corday.jpg

No.

She's a little too "Elaine Boozer-ish" for me.

Angie Mentink?
http://msn.foxsports.com/id/405900_4_2.jpg

b-diddy
02-21-2007, 06:38 PM
based on that picture i cant think of a reason why not.

any ass men up in herr?

http://www.stillsecureafteralltheseyears.com/photos/uncategorized/fat_and_ugle_1.jpg

Zip Goshboots
02-21-2007, 08:07 PM
I lOVE a big ass, but not necessarily one that I can park my Chevrolet Cavalier in.

Zip Goshboots
02-21-2007, 08:11 PM
http://www.vizu.com/media/poll/large/000/001/789/0.jpg

Zip Goshboots
02-21-2007, 08:14 PM
http://www.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/psp/Vida-Guerra-02.jpg
From the true Connisseur of Ass
I bring you Vida Guerra

DrRay11
02-21-2007, 08:32 PM
^^ Hit it. (she's actually my computer's wallpaper at the moment).

The current Britney Spears.

Tahoe
02-21-2007, 09:36 PM
This Ms Spears?

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/9612/britneymscrazylo3.jpg

Zip Goshboots
02-21-2007, 11:23 PM
http://i5.ebayimg.com/03/i/07/01/25/cc_2.JPG
http://www.blueprintsolution.com/store/fitcommerce/jennifer_lopez_150.jpg

Zip Goshboots
02-22-2007, 09:06 AM
http://www.lumivirtuale.ro/lumi02/marguli.jpg
Here's another ER chick to think about

MoTown
02-22-2007, 09:29 AM
Zip - I've had various discussions with buddies about her. The conclusion: I guarantee that chick has a hairy back and a bush that a yard-trimmer couldn't get through.

VERDICT: NOT HIT IT.


Howabout Carla from Scrubs?
http://oldtv.zap2it.com/shows/slides/paleyfestival02/judyreyes_paleyfestival02_bigpic_001.jpg

Zip Goshboots
02-22-2007, 09:34 AM
Motown:
Yeah, Margulies is seriously debatable. Those are some good thoughts about her bush. Brillo pad might sum that up.
The scrubs chick you posted:
Defintiely hit it. That's not even debatable.

Zip Goshboots
02-22-2007, 09:42 AM
http://gfx.filmweb.pl/p/2724/po.135379.jpg
http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/anis.jpg
How about being sandwiched in between these two?

Zekyl
03-01-2007, 12:26 AM
Dear God yes!

http://www.celebopedia.com/sarah-chalke/images/sarah-chalke.jpg

another scrubs girl

Big Swami
03-01-2007, 09:56 AM
Dear God yes!

http://www.celebopedia.com/sarah-chalke/images/sarah-chalke.jpg

another scrubs girl

I'd hit it.




With a brick.

Uncle Mxy
03-01-2007, 02:10 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Amber_Benson.jpg/200px-Amber_Benson.jpg

Zip Goshboots
03-01-2007, 07:26 PM
http://www.nicolekidman.com.ar/pictures/nicole-kidman.jpg
There's Nicole Kidman that you need a few beers for
http://images.askmen.com/top-99/2006/pictures/nicole-kidman-pics.jpg
OK, well, I know alot of people would bang her, but she's so white she's almost clear

Glenn
03-20-2007, 12:51 PM
Yeah, you just have to hit Kidman on principle. Hopefully you catch her on a good day.

CNN's Robin Meade?
http://www.twcmaineadsales.com/images/prog/sml/cnnhln_2520.jpg

UxKa
03-20-2007, 01:25 PM
^^ yes but I dont have time to post a follow-up pic. My apologies, Ill be back later to meet the requirement.

b-diddy
03-20-2007, 04:39 PM
thats cool, cuz im about to unleash holy hell on this board i think.

ps: definite on robin meade. as a rule of thumb, if your good enough looking to get on tv, your most likely more than too good for me.

http://image.bbs.tom.com/data1/pic/110/105/105148.jpg

Glenn
03-20-2007, 04:42 PM
as a rule of thumb, if your good enough looking to get on tv, your most likely more than too good for me.


I agree
http://www.nicholaskralev.com/larry-king.jpg









(sorry, carry on)

b-diddy
03-20-2007, 04:47 PM
ahem,

http://image.bbs.tom.com/data1/pic/110/105/105148.jpg

Zekyl
03-20-2007, 04:47 PM
Should I be voting on Larry King? :-P

Zip Goshboots
03-20-2007, 04:58 PM
Did someone say Larry King?
The chick in between Chauncey and the other dude?
NOPE.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/digibal235/Linda_Fiorentino_1.jpg

UxKa
03-20-2007, 05:07 PM
ahem,

http://image.bbs.tom.com/data1/pic/110/105/105148.jpg

Are we voting on Dice or Chauncey?

b-diddy
03-20-2007, 05:14 PM
Did someone say Larry King?
The chick in between Chauncey and the other dude?


that would be mrs bigshot



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/digibal235/Linda_Fiorentino_1.jpg

hells yes. probably not today though.

http://image.bbs.tom.com/data1/pic/110/105/105138.jpg

forget if this one has been done. domestic abuse optional.

Uncle Mxy
03-20-2007, 05:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/digibal235/Linda_Fiorentino_1.jpg
Upon watching Linda Fiorentino in The Last Seduction, I described her character as everything a guy should expect out of a woman. I'd do her.

Now how 'bout this TV talking head...

http://www.latreesefagan.org/images/Fanchon%20Stinger.jpg

Zip Goshboots
03-20-2007, 09:02 PM
Absolutely.^
Here are some Chicago news anchors to consider
http://www.chicagoist.com/images/2005_06_chi_news_anchors.jpg

Zekyl
03-21-2007, 02:00 AM
What, the girl far right is a TV anchor?

WTFchris
03-21-2007, 09:53 AM
What, the girl far right is a TV anchor?

that's her normal attirre for the news too.

Glenn
03-21-2007, 10:08 AM
Looks like Rebecca Romijn to me.

Zip Goshboots
03-21-2007, 03:49 PM
I googled Chicago news anchors, cuz I was looking for the chick who used to be on the Chicago station every cable company carries, and this sample of women came up.
Maybe Romijn got her start doing live remotes for the Chicago:Action News Weekend from places like the Turd Creek County Tobaccy Spittin' Championships.

Tahoe
05-29-2007, 04:51 PM
Question for the author of this thread. Can we take into account a chics net worth for our answer? Or should we take the pic as it stands and consider a no bra wearin, shoeless woman just too poor to buy shoes and a bra?

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8345/yuck022on6.jpg

Zip Goshboots
05-29-2007, 05:03 PM
I think the first question would be: Does the picture of the woman make you hurl?

Zekyl
05-29-2007, 05:51 PM
I think the first question would be: Does the picture of the woman make you hurl?
I think the first answer is yes.

Tahoe
05-29-2007, 06:48 PM
Agreed, I don't think it'd make a difference in this case.

Uncle Mxy
05-29-2007, 07:28 PM
That's in the NFW category.

Here's one to consider, the one in the middle:

http://www.regent.edu/alumni/chapters/washington_dc/images/AnniversaryPicnicRichardParkerMonicaGoodlingandBri anEichelbergerAutoCorrect.jpg

Tahoe
05-29-2007, 07:32 PM
Nope, don't like X's, I'm partial to Y's and P's.

Zip Goshboots
05-29-2007, 07:55 PM
I love the letter S myself.

Zekyl
05-29-2007, 09:32 PM
I love the letter S myself.
I'm more of a Q guy. Just something about it.

Glenn
05-30-2007, 10:58 AM
Is that Tonya Harding, Mxy?

Fool
05-30-2007, 01:03 PM
No she's a jesus freak who fires U.S. Attorneys without cause.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Goodling

I would not hit it even if the Bible told me so, Mxy.

http://members.aol.com/WernerVWallenrod/ani/ani2.jpg

Glenn
05-30-2007, 01:06 PM
No on Ani DiFranco.

I bet she smells badly.

http://www.gogomag.com/sa6/x_stephanieabrams.jpg
Stephanie Abrams, TWC

Big Swami
05-30-2007, 02:23 PM
No on Ani DiFranco. Her penis is probably bigger than mine.

Glenn
05-30-2007, 02:24 PM
Reposting the rules for the n00b!!!!


If you answer, you need to post a new one (preferrably with a photo, no nudity here).

I'll add a third choice:

1. I'd hit it.

2. I would not hit it.

3. I'd hit it, but only for $1,000.

Fool
05-30-2007, 02:38 PM
BTW, the dude in the shadows of this picture comes off to me like some sort of creepy neo-con secret service agent.

http://www.regent.edu/alumni/chapters/washington_dc/images/AnniversaryPicnicRichardParkerMonicaGoodlingandBri anEichelbergerAutoCorrect.jpg