Here's an image to consider:
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/ap/6e04ab30-2a16-4f6f-a1d9-7f48e3768801.widec.jpg

I hate when woman wear all black. I know they do it because black is supposed to be slimming but the fact that I know they are doing it because of that makes me think they look fat. So no.

http://www.doloresoriordan.net/eng/images/video/lond2004.jpg

Note this picture is taken from her sex video. She's got a microphone fetish ... and a very dark, but well lit bedroom.

My Weather Channel chick went unanswered, FWIW.

I'll say no to the weather channel chick. Only because when you tell your friends you are dating a weather girl, they get high expectations and she doesn't meet those standards.

I'll say no to the weather channel chick. Only because when you tell your friends you are dating a weather girl, they get high expectations and she doesn't meet those standards.

http://kore.mitene.or.jp/~jamboree/weathergirls.jpg


I agree with "Fingerbang".

LOL. Did they name themselves after their one hit?

"Super Hits".

The bible thumper looks like any pasty housewife on my or any other block.
But, I DO know from past experience that the bible thumper exterior hides a mynx who would fuck nine ways to Sunday and leave you exhausted in a puddle of goo as she runs off to church to repent for sinning (again).
Here's one I've had a boner for for many years:

http://www.zachklein.com/hello/264/994/1024/Sofia.jpg

no to sofia, on purely ideological standpoint.

http://www.sweetsoulmate.com/images/3679x2.jpg

No to the Thai mail-order bride, on purely ideological standpoint.

How do people feel about hitting this?

http://www.shamsports.com/images/wives/lebron2.jpg

i'd have to give her an incomplete. that face could be attatched to a smokin hot body or to 2 bills +.

http://airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com/photos/eye_candy/cheerleaderdrugrep460wr.jpg

what about former college cheerleader now drug rep penny ottwell?

Corn-fed Aryan girls not really being my thing, I'd still hit it.

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/sarah-silverman.jpg

Sarah Silverman, tasteless comedian.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2004/before/dillerbefore.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2004/before/diller.html&h=500&w=407&sz=24&hl=en&start=23&tbnid=4Oi0OygdsavOZM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=106&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dphyllis%2Bdiller%26start%3D18%26ndsp% 3D18%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rls%3DT SHA,TSHA:2005-30,TSHA:en%26sa%3DN

Corn-fed Aryan girls not really being my thing, I'd still hit it.

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/sarah-silverman.jpg

Sarah Silverman, tasteless comedian.

yes yes, hell yes.


Hell yes to Phyllis too.


*in the '30's maybe*

I can't do Silverman, I would just keep thinking about her bro, and that's not a good thing (although Zip might disagree).

http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/jonathan-silverman1.jpg

Even Glenn is discarding the rules.



Anarchy!



Also, someone edit zips link o' death up there. Its fucking the screen width.

Would you do him or not?

Play along.

I've already done him. I don't want to talk about it.

http://www.doloresoriordan.net/eng/images/video/lond2004.jpg
This one was never answered.

Kilo's got the right idea, we don't need no-brainers here, these should be debatable or borderline choices.

That being said, I'd do the deed for $1K with Bassett and Melissa Rivers, but not without the cash. I'd do Oprah just so I could say that I did, no cash required, I'll make plenty when I write the book.

Anna Nicole, present day

http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/anna_nicole_smith/anna-upskirt.jpg


How about now?

The chick from The Cranberries? I've seen her in concert, and yes I'd do her.

Dead Anna Nicole? Fuck no. Probably the only thing left of her is her silicone implants, and at that point I might as well get a blow-up doll or somesuch.

Since I had to consider two questionable chicks, I'll post two -- Catherine and Mary Margaret:

http://delivery.viewimages.com/xv/71225094.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19396908EAF14430D3558BF04E38B2677C1 2434346D7CD3D8DB

http://www.gadflyonline.com/06-17-02/images/images/sunshine/edie_falco3.jpg

In keeping with the spirit of the Big Show for the weekend.

Damn you Fingerbang, DAMN YOU! YOU did the Silverman dude? I thought I'd scored big with Anson Williams!:
http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/10194__potsie_l.jpg

http://www.theworkofgod.org/Images/OurLady.jpg

Tell the truth guys.

Absolutely not. She gets pregnant too easy.

Absolutely not. She gets pregnant too easy.
OMFG HAHAHAHA

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/264345~Minnie-Driver-Posters.jpg

No, her freaky huge jaw reminds me of John McCain.

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/9272723-9272726-large.jpg

Nancy Wilson, Heart. Not back in the day, but as she is here.

Absolutely not. She gets pregnant too easy.


I'm going straight to hell for laughing so hard at this....

I'd hit Nancy Wilson. She's still quite bangin' for 50-something.

How about this chick?

http://image59.webshots.com/59/0/57/26/2358057260046709265tXewWD_ph.jpg

I'd hit Nancy Wilson. She's still quite bangin' for 50-something.

How about this chick?

http://image59.webshots.com/59/0/57/26/2358057260046709265tXewWD_ph.jpg

She's got a nice box, at least.

She's got a nice box, at least.
Kinky?

Or not......[smilie=locked.gif]

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2358057260046709265tXewWD

So all these years it's been a woman under that Sparty costume?
That explains the football team.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/36/Miriam-still.jpg

Best pic I could find.


*sits back and snickers*

i'll call dude on that one.

http://www.canoe.ca/AllPopImages-Popstars/prphoto.jpg

any of these?

wasnt "she" on a TV show like the bachelor

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miriam_%28entertainer%29

You have to post women, not trannies.

Well, he/she is a "borderline" woman.

Agreed. I give Timbeau an A for creativity. That's one pretty guy.

Well, he/she is a "borderline" woman.
It's always on the wrong side of the border.

If Miriam still didn't have a penis I'd totally hit it.

i'll call dude on that one.

http://www.canoe.ca/AllPopImages-Popstars/prphoto.jpg

any of these?

Girl on the far left, MAYBE also the girl on the far right.

She's got a nice box, at least.

If you're saying "Box Step", I'm impressed at how well that was played.

What about this girl?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1173/538551630_77033ca3da.jpg?v=0

she's hot

Face is eh but who fucks faces?

I have a new idea for this thread. Post a pic of a woman and we have to decide whether we'd stick it in the ass, vagina, or just give 'em the dick in the mouth (or all three). Sound good? Good.

That looks kind of like the girl from House.

That is Jennifer Morrison, the girl from House.
Fixed.

Fixed.
Thought so.

for a grand.

consider this older ladies nips

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2881/dmnipja3.jpg

Yeah, I'd probably do Demi, but she can't talk during or I might think I'm hitting my grandpa.

Here's an interesting one, Serena is going for a "Whitney Houston when she was hot, but with gigantic boobs and thighs that could crush a Cadillac".

What say you?
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/4749/serenawilliamsnm8.jpg

No.

http://26thman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/bonnie.jpg

Bonnie Bernstein.


And sorry Glenno.

FYI - If you answer, you are supposed to post a new borderline woman for someone else.

Not sure if there was a similar thread to this...regardless...

http://www.home.zonnet.nl/kraan90/image/bonner,%20michelle4.jpg

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4615


and no.

no: man jaws

I'm moving this.

There is already a legendary thread of this kind.

no: man jaws

I'm moving this.

There is already a legendary thread of this kind.


I figured so...bump it if u can

Oh God, I could have a field day on this thread, let me take time to sift through whats been broadcasted...

http://www.geocities.com/djf_dx_web/Chyna02.jpg

it does say "borderline"...

That's not even borderline... no joke she has a dick.

send me the nudes plz, I haven't checked out her sex tape yet.

http://www.theartofdylan.com/grindchick.jpg

The best part about that post was the entire image didn't fit in my browser.

I don't see (scroll) what's so borderline (scroll) about (scroll) thi-- Good call. Cogent.

Oh, you mean the leg was the borderline part? I thought it was the face.

I'd hit it. Then I'd grab the leg and use that to hit Glenn.

I'd hit it. Then I'd grab the leg and use that to hit Glenn.
You better post another pic with that answer!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/8/81/Summer_Sanders.jpg

Summer Sanders.

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/57425661.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE8DFB7784451E96A4 A40A659CEC4C8CB6

Dana Jacobson. A Michigan woman. Me? I say no.

No on Jacobsen, even if she's got balls and gets wasted.

How about:

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/28/chelsea29107_wideweb__470x390,0.jpg

AND PEOPLE NEED TO STOP KILLING THIS FUCKING THREAD

IF YOU ANSWER, YOU NEED TO POST A NEW PIC

Yes, then I'd tell Bill about it. Is that mean? If thats mean, mods delete that comment.

re: Paris...serious question...no one needs to know but you and hopefully her. Hit it?

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/951/34621508kv3.jpg

ugh, yes...but I sure hope I'd have better options:

http://www.speaking.com/clientimages/clientimages,l/loborebecca.jpg
Rebecca Lobo/Lezbo

Paris? No.

I wouldn't touch any woman that's had more wieners in her than Kobiashi.

AND PEOPLE NEED TO STOP KILLING THIS FUCKING THREAD

IF YOU ANSWER, YOU NEED TO POST A NEW PIC

I agree. Anyone who does this...well...I won't go there.

http://www.speaking.com/clientimages/clientimages,l/loborebecca.jpg
Rebecca Lobo/Lezbo

This should not be considered a "yes/no" on Lobo, but if I recall correctly, Keith Olbermann used to bang her.

Keith Olbermann is now the "worst person in America".

GLENN, YES OR NO AND POST A PIC.

I wouldn't touch any woman that's had more wieners in her than Kobiashi.

ZING!

http://ringsidereport.com/LaylaAliARTICLE.jpg

Never on Laila.

How about the Waitress from Always Sunny?:

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/53305536.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE227408A1555E2BD0 A40A659CEC4C8CB6

I was actually just putting in one of the Always Sunny DVDs when I opened this thread.

Yeah, why not? What about the sister?

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/5609/12153941_400.jpg

post a pic, bitch.

ummm, i did.

Sorry, didn't show up. I did not mean to call you a bitch, friend.

http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/231/211_kleenex.JPG

Is it showing up now?

Nope.

^Not for me.

Bryan, just link me.

Her names Kaitlin Olson


Here's some other pics, maybe they'll work:
http://images.filmmagic.com/images/tnm/8979591.jpg
On the left.

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/4218c126-b7e2-4bfc-8683-7829f2f0d213_ms.jpeg

http://www.comedycentric.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/sunny_philladelphia_barkaitlin_original.JPG

Yeah, I'd hit it.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/amy-winehouse-2007-elle-style-awards-in-london-16tOhI.jpg

Would you be willing to hit a junkie?

Fine, be that way...




http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/amy-winehouse-2007-elle-style-awards-in-london-16tOhI.jpg

Would you be willing to hit a junkie?


Sure would. I've hit worse.


http://www.beautygizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/miley-cyrus-300a100606.jpg
Rod save your soul if you say yes.

Is she even 18 yet?

She's not even 16 yet.

Does that mean she's still young enough to get braces? That smile needs a little work.

Yes or No?

I can't answer until I find another picture to post.

Check your pms. I've just provided you with a pic.

Oh god, that was disgusting.

No on the 15 year old.

http://www.elleuk.com/var/elleuk/storage/images/starstyle/style-files/selma-blair/1857259-1-eng-GB/selma_blair_mode_large_qualite_uk.jpg
Selma Blair. Sometimes she looks hot, other times she looks horrid.

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2785026.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0EDEC436D6E5C87B042 5A5397277B4DC33E
Here's what I mean.

15 gets you 20. Gotta pass on Hannah Montana. No on Selma. Yes on Buffy.

http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/0/3/V/amygrant3.jpg

No on Amy Grant.

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/2323/250pxrealdollexamplekn2.jpg

May I ask why you say no on Amy Grant?

And even though that chick is ugly, yes. Three reasons (third being stockings turn me on).

(getting a pic...)

So I see that a pulse or even being real isn't a requirement for you.

Good to know.

Would you do the chair, too?

http://slantmouth.com/articles/shutdown/images/jerseyCityProstitute.jpg

anyone ever solicit / be solicited by a prostitute?

Who are you talking to Glenn, Patrick Swayze?

Two times ago that I was in Vegas, my friends passed out at around 3 AM on our second night there but I couldn't sleep so I kept playing blackjack. As expected, my strung out, drunk, tired ass lost all my money by around 5:30. Since I kind of knew this would happen, I had purposely kept 6 black chips from a hotel on the other side of the strip the day before so that if/when I went on tilt and pissed away my money I'd still have an emergency stash.

So it was that at 5:31 AM I found myself determinedly walking down the strip to cash in the chips so I could "win my money back". I'm almost there and I'm about to go over one of those pedestrian overpass thingies they have when this absolutely smoking hot blonde girl comes up to me and hooks my arm as I walk. I'm just like "lady, I don't have any money! Leave me be!". She's like "no, no, no....it's ok....just walk for me for a minute here...just a block or so." I'm not really about to argue with such a fine woman, so with one eye on my wallet I comply after asking her the simple question "why". Turns out that the overpass we were coming up on was where most of the pimps hang out waiting for their ladies and this particular girl didn't have a pimp/owed a pimp money/something, and thus needed me to walk with her until we got to the next hotel so she could find a customer.

So anyways, to answer your question Diddy, I haven't really been solicited by a prostitute; I haven't really solicited a prostitute myself; but three years ago, for about 45 seconds, I think I was a pimp.

We need more stories like that (preferably true ones).

How about one of my stories? You want true stories!

So I dont have a pic but there she's already prolly been mentioned but would y'all bang Cheryl Miller? I think i would.

re:hookers

That was part of the reason why we went to San Francisco. Not that we thumped them, but always had fun fuckin with them when we were younger.

Reminds me of when I got arrested for the first time...

You can say what you want about hookers but they know how to give a smoker.

anyone ever solicit / be solicited by a prostitute?

Many times/Many times.

I was always partial to the dark haired one, of the two broads Jack Tripper lived with:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/jacksbistro/dvdcoverjanetsfavorites.jpg

i was once solicited by a hooker. i was walking back home from a bar, only kind of drunk, and a woman looking like this asked if i needed a ride:

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/hooker.jpg

and for the record, on this night, i did have sex with this woman

this story is 100% true up until having sex with the giant black womn. i actually said "no thank you" and then proceeded to run away as fast as possible w/o being too rude

That looks like the girl who tried to solicit me on Woodward, the one who said "You wanna date me?! I got rubbers!!"

thread derailed, yet again

I think we either need to comment on the last picture OR post a new one, but not have both as a requirement. I have a hard time finding marginal women -- they're either in, or they're out:

http://www.realitytvworld.com/images/dbpeople/1185.jpg

Fine, be that way...




Sure would. I've hit worse.


http://www.beautygizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/miley-cyrus-300a100606.jpg
Rod save your soul if you say yes.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/cms/ul/20080421-Miley_Cyrus_Personal_Pictures3.jpg

I'm thinkin this one is going to be wild.

well, no, but only because she's looks ~14.

what about the mystery box?

http://www.mererhetoric.com/images/traitor071128.jpg

As long as she keeps the hood on, I'd hit it.


...and then there's this...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Sharbat_Gula.png

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sharbat_Gula.png

OT ^ did you see the National Georgraphic piece where the person that took that pic hunted her down (bad choice of words)?

Pretty neat to find her almost 20 years later.

OT ^ did you see the National Georgraphic piece where the person that took that pic hunted her down (bad choice of words)?

Pretty neat to find her almost 20 years later.

Yes, but I'm not going to rig the game with the "after" picture until someone passes the baton on to the next pic.

I think we either need to comment on the last picture OR post a new one, but not have both as a requirement. I have a hard time finding marginal women -- they're either in, or they're out:


Things I'm ashamed to admit... I immediately recognized her from the show.

As long as she keeps the hood on, I'd hit it.


...and then there's this...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Sharbat_Gula.png

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sharbat_Gula.png

She looks like she's gunna bust one of these on you.
XDSojuMUJ50

How about an albino?
http://home.clara.net/knowlton/family/Albinism/Bianca_hd.jpg

OT ^ did you see the National Georgraphic piece where the person that took that pic hunted her down (bad choice of words)?

Pretty neat to find her almost 20 years later.
Trust me guys, I've seen that picture. 20 years in the Afghan mountains doesn't do much to keep your sexy together.

How about an albino?
http://home.clara.net/knowlton/family/Albinism/Bianca_hd.jpg

Daywalker has a nice rack but the prospect of getting all the blood drained from my body is too scary.

I'm too lazy to go back through the whole thread to see if the T-800 has been posted already.

http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/bb10236d85_shriver10262007.jpg

I'll be just like Arnold Schwarzenegger without the goofy accent and the Pirates-of-the-Carribean wife!

http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2008/4/jessica-gibson-photo-shoot-1.jpg

No to the red x.

Bush twins?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40101000/jpg/_40101954_bushtwins.jpg

They both seem greasy to me. No.

Lauren Ambrose?
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/lauren-ambrose.jpg

You wouldn't hit it and quit it on the Bush twins just to say you had a threesome with the President's daughters?

Lauren Ambrose?

Borderline? Really?

[smilie=shrug smile:

Yeah, I'd snap that Ginger.


(I Promise I fought that one off for almost a whole day but I just couldn't help myself.)

Although she does tend to have real dumb looks on her face like this alot:

http://www.alanacurry.com/images/LaurenAmbrose.jpg

Yeah, she looks fine at first but she's got the same weird facial expression thing that the Harry Potter kid has. Her face does some spastic things.

Every time I see this thread I think about a boss I used to have in a warehouse I worked in. The company which he owned was about software distribution but he had Sicilian family ties shall we say (it got a bit scary actually). He once told me, "(My name), don't listen to any bullshit. YOU FUCK DEM ALL."

Wait so who was the last borderline woman?

http://www.thetvaddict.com/blogpics/upfront_jk.jpg

http://www.thetvaddict.com/blogpics/upfront_jk.jpg
I'd hit it. She looks like the type who wouldn't say no to even the most unspeakable acts of desecration.

Speaking of the unspeakable... Amy Winehouse. On so many levels I admire her in-your-face relentless power dive towards an early death. She easily bests Whitney Houston as America's Next Top CHILF.

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/05/0516%20Amy%20Winehouse%20Pete%20WTF/gallery_enlarged/gallery_enlarged-0516_amy_winehouse_pete_07.jpg

How the hell is that borderline?
Hell NO!!

The original MILF:
http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1723140.jpg

How the hell is that borderline?
Simultaneously grotesque and fascinating. Oh sure, I'm the only one who looks at her and gets just a tiny bit CHILF-curious? Well, maybe. I'll just stop now before I have to move to the "Things I'm ashamed to admit" thread.

In case you're wondering, by the way, what crackheads do to amuse themselves in their spare time, I give you... winemouse (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdxBJyonNgw).

I'd do Stifler's mom... I'm sure I'd have a good laugh over it.

How's about this girl?
http://www.psychocats.net/melanielynskey/images/8040.jpg
Yes, I'd do her in a heartbeat. I love Rose on Two and a Half Men. Someone said she was fat and ugly and I was like -- are you on crack?

Heres one for you guys, this is the girl from the bacon-club chalupa taco bell commercial ...Andrea Bogart

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/57311180.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CEA576E86077A3E4BE A40A659CEC4C8CB6

she kind of has a horse mouth

Heres one for you guys, this is the girl from the bacon-club chalupa taco bell commercial ...Andrea Bogart

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/57311180.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CEA576E86077A3E4BE A40A659CEC4C8CB6

she kind of has a horse mouth

Yes... my dick has been in worse places than a horse mouth.

Wait...




How about ESPN's soccer analyst, Julie Foudy?

http://images.ussoccer.com/Images/cms/ussf/img_6_1946.jpg

Okay.

How about that smiling woman in the Comcast ads?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/oobir/comcast.jpg

She appears to have a a hint of a fupa, and a bit of an annoying voice, but also a fairly big rack. I wonder if she moans like she talks?

I'd hit it.

How's about THE CLOSER?

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/k/kyra_sedgwick/thumbnails/tn2_kyra_sedgwick_4.jpg

I'd do her, if only to win a "six degrees of Kevin Bacon" challenge.

Since no one responded before, how about this girl?

http://www.psychocats.net/melanielynskey/images/8040.jpg

Maybe nobody responded because nobody knows who she is.

WTF, she doesn't look too shabby, I'd hit it.

Ricci?

http://www.celebszz.com/18165-2/christina-ricci-108.jpg

I'd hit both of them. The first chick is from the Charlie Sheen show and I'd hit it even more if she were that character (she's a little crazy, which I like). I think we've done Ricci and even though the chick can look terrible at times with that forehead, She's well stacked and has looked incredibly hot many times in the past.

Sorry, I don't have a pic to post.

I've been hittin Ricci for 10+ years.

Brooke Hogan?

http://www.blog-city.info/en/img4/4559_4devonsblog-brooke%20hogan%20pic.jpg

But look at this before you answer....






















http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/brooke-hogan-2006-mtv-movie-awards-arrivals-rGUfgH.jpg

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/brooke-hogan-bikini.jpg

In Glenn's post, top picture of her, horrible face, bottom picture in a heartbeat.


http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/lisa-edelstein-fox-tca-all-star-party-at-the-pier-0B0v0X.jpg

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/75/56/0000007556_20060920144124.jpg

Cuddy is an enigma. Sometimes she looks good, other times I want to turn away. I'd say sure, as long as I could hang out with House afterwards.

Libby from Lost?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3d/Libbylost.PNG/250px-Libbylost.PNG

Cuddy was all kinds of hot as a hooker on West Wing. I'd bang that.

No on Libby.

Wendi Nix?

http://www.sidelinehotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/wendi-nix-espn-1.jpg

Fool, apparently you don't know how to play by the rules, so please don't reply.

Take your ball and go home.

This one does nothing for me.

I'd hit Nix. She looks suitably MILFy.

Would anyone care to hit a 60-year old?

http://www.greatwalktobeijing.com/objects/version/99/00/17/170099/images/IMG_612223.gif

"Tell me about it... STUD!"

I would def. hit Nix. Other than Bonnie B. & Amy Nelson, shes got to be the hottest piece of ass at ESPN.

I would def. hit Nix. Other than Bonnie B. & Amy Nelson, shes got to be the hottest piece of ass at ESPN.

Forgot Erin and Rachel.

Bonnie
Erin
Rachel

you guys are going to piss Glenn off

http://abinitioadinfinitum.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/lucy.jpg
Would you love Lucy? In her prime of course, and everything would be in black and white.

I'd hit Nix. She looks suitably MILFy.

Would anyone care to hit a 60-year old?

http://www.greatwalktobeijing.com/objects/version/99/00/17/170099/images/IMG_612223.gif

"Tell me about it... STUD!"

Sure....

And while we're on the subject of ESPN chicks...

http://www.fulmersbelly.com/img/shelleysmith.jpg

Shelley Smiff!

Forgot Erin and Rachel.

Bonnie
Erin
Rachel

I don't care for Rachel Nichols. Her skin complextion doesn't mesh with her hair color, and she's got a noticable gap in her teeth.

I forgot Sage Steele though, and Jemelle Hill, on her good days, can look pretty fine.

Check your PMs.

I don't care for Rachel Nichols. Her skin complextion doesn't mesh with her hair color, and she's got a noticable gap in her teeth.

I forgot Sage Steele though, and Jemelle Hill, on her good days, can look pretty fine.


blehhhhhhhhhhhh

Seconded with the Sir. Jemele Hill = not hit it.

You guys are really pissing Glenn off - no picture after a response = thread killer. Glenn says next person not to post a picture is banned. These, of course, are Glenn's words, not mine.

Let's get crazy: howabout a 7-way with the entire Chinese Women's Gymnastics team?

http://media.npr.org/news/images/2008/aug/13/gym540.jpg

They're all of age, right? IT'S WHAT THE PROGRAM SAYS!!! THE CHINESE SWEAR TO IT!

^Isn't that Spain's men's basketball team?

I don't care how good they are as spinners, I say no:

Howsabout this one?

http://z.about.com/d/tvdramas/1/0/D/M/judydavis.jpg

You guys are really pissing Glenn off - no picture after a response = thread killer. Glenn says next person not to post a picture is banned. These, of course, are Glenn's words, not mine.

Let's get crazy: howabout a 7-way with the entire Chinese Women's Gymnastics team?

They're all of age, right? IT'S WHAT THE PROGRAM SAYS!!! THE CHINESE SWEAR TO IT!

Even If I give you the 16 (which they are not), that's not "of age" for a lot of us. I'm not having a discussion about any hit or not to hit with anyone under 18.

It was a joke, Chris. They're 11 or 12. The Chinese are just liars.

I know it was. I'm just stating (for the purpose of future, non joking pictures) that we should probably stick to 18 year+ olds in general.

Even If I give you the 16 (which they are not), that's not "of age" for a lot of us. I'm not having a discussion about any hit or not to hit with anyone under 18.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png

Actually 16 is legal for an alarming amount of the states, including Michigan. 17 here :emo kid:

Fair enough.

Miley Cyrus?

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2008/0804/miley_cyrus_vf_0430.jpg

^ NOT BORDELINE. Thats a yes...isn't it? I mean bedding Hannah Montana would be a great story...if you were 17 of course.

Jamie Lynn Spears...if you were 17 or lived in the South of course.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/149/jlsoz8.jpg

Look what you started, Chris.

This board has a shark-like element to it. Smell blood...ATTACK! In a fun sort of way.

http://i24.tinypic.com/169iwc2.jpg
This place is better than my everyday McDonald's.

I'll take that drink, close my eyes, and hit it. Really, you don't have to LOOK to HIT. I mean, we're not talking relationship, here. Hell, we're not even talking "talk". Simply drop and plow, that's it.

Ahem.... Candace Parker? (that would be WNBA, SDB, not WWE)

http://www.volnation.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/candace4.jpg

Denny, you better watch it.
http://www.chathamjournal.com/weekly/moxiepix/b3_2124.jpg

Not into ManLove. I'll pass.

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4879/lathammccoskyqr3.jpg

I know I know.....thin ice.

SCANDALOUS!!

Candace Parker's baby hair creeps me out.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png

Actually 16 is legal for an alarming amount of the states, including Michigan. 17 here :emo kid:

Oof, Mexico is 12?

YEMEN IS 9???? WTF??? (don't worry, they have to be married, but 9 is okay)

YEMEN IS 9???? WTF??? (don't worry, they have to be married, but 9 is okay)

Hit it or no, Mo.

http://www.aphotographerinparis.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/harvard-girl.jpg

Hit it or no, Mo.

http://www.aphotographerinparis.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/harvard-girl.jpg

Looks like she has an education from a good University Mo.

Hey, I thought MSU was the Harvard of Yemen?

Shit, if she's nine, I'd hit it. If she's 8, I'll just have to be sneaky about it.

Shit, if she's nine, I'd hit it. If she's 8, I'll just have to be sneaky about it.

Would U hit this?

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/5053/20070906gsizedvd9.jpg

^ I wouldn't bite on this one, Mo. Denny could photoshop a friggin mountain lion under that scarf.

I dunno, she's got some cute eyes on her Tahoe.

It's a man, baby.

Would U hit this?

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/5053/20070906gsizedvd9.jpg

Intelligence is probably the most attractive attribute of a woman. And it's obvious this girl is as intelligent as they come.

HIT IT.

^ We need a "hit it" emoticon.

Other emoticon ideas that Glenn needs to jump on:

- MoTown would hit it.
- WWMD: What wouldn't MoTown Do?
- MotOWNED

^ We need a "hit it" emoticon.



We already have this:
[smilie=hitit.gif]

Remind me later this week about those others and I'll see what I can do.

Maybe a hit it emoticon that looks like it's stamped on... specifically for this thread of course.

Oh and we probably need a "Glenn Owns" if you're going to make those emoticons.

Yeah, the gay banana just doesn't do it for me.

For MoTown's leisure:
http://www.scienceandsupermodels.com/2006/11/08/the-mens-guide-to-dating-geek-girls-v-10/


For MoTown's pleasure:
http://www.rebelscum.com/halloween/h11a.jpg

After all, only smart girls dress up like that, AND TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. Hit or not hit, Mo?

I know you aren't asking me but I'd wouldn't mind swinging my 'wand' at her.

I'm not too sure how smart she is. A smart girl would have realized that Stormtroopers can only be male, as they were all cloned from the bounty hunter Jango Fett and matured at a very quick rate. She obviously doesn't understand that a female stormtrooper isn't just stupid, it's impossible.

But on the interior of the suit she looks pretty hot - at least she can fit into that nicely formed outfit.

HIT IT!

I'm not too sure how smart she is. A smart girl would have realized that Stormtroopers can only be male, as they were all cloned from the bounty hunter Jango Fett and matured at a very quick rate. She obviously doesn't understand that a female stormtrooper isn't just stupid, it's impossible.

Sans the white text, this post greatly disturbs me.

She looks angry. I don't think she wants to be dressed like that.

She looks angry. I don't think she wants to be dressed like that.

How many happy stormtroopers do you know?

I bet you know a few, too.

Sans the white text, this post greatly disturbs me.

Mission accomplished.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1040/1453648087_0c0a3f8cb7_o.jpg

But she's not borderline... unless she knows how to theoretically construct a lightsaber from scratch.

Oops. Yes. I'd hit it (sorry, Glenn)

She collects everything Babylon 5, as well.

http://leeh.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/state-yoda.jpg

HIT IT.

^ We need a "hit it" emoticon.

Other emoticon ideas that Glenn needs to jump on:

- MoTown would hit it.
- WWMD: What wouldn't MoTown Do?
- MotOWNED

Just reminding Glenn, because he told me to.

Also don't forget the "stamped on" version of HIT IT.

I would not hit the Yoda chick but I would definately clone that Stormtrooper.

Here's my contribution.
http://saccharineirony.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/men_bra1.jpg

Only supermodels wear that shit, so thy answer would be yay.

How about a 50 year old Madonna?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_03/MadonnaDM2606_468x737.jpg

AAAAHHH!

Look at those hands? I mean ... shit.

Have we done Edwards' mistress yet?

http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/rielle-hunter-john-edwards-baby.jpg

"done", lol

AND PEOPLE NEED TO STOP KILLING THIS FUCKING THREAD

IF YOU ANSWER, YOU NEED TO POST A NEW PIC

pwn3d!

I didn't answer the "hit it or not" question, therefore a new pic is not required.

Also, pwn3d!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1154/1226049135_087a9babec.jpg?v=0

^no

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/ww/news/2009/02/05/handobig.jpg

That chick in the white looks like Storm Shadow.

No to the 8 kids chick but I don't have another pic.

Octuplet mom: hell naw.

Judge Penny:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.blackvoices.com/blogs/media/2009/01/judge-penny-brown-reynolds-450a121808.jpg

^^^^Hell no.


http://www.tdbimg.com/files/2009/01/18/img-author-photo---meghan-mccain-_201210377527.jpg

McCain's daughter? Nahhh... how about this daughter, though?

http://thewomanhood.com/gallery/images/527/1_15543422.preview.jpg

I don't know who that is, so I'll pass.

How about Ann Curry?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_F-2ybd60FlE/SHTHpKJiXFI/AAAAAAAADRE/pzWmAjnmgSw/s400/ann%2Bcurry%2B1.jpg

Sure (which counts as a yes, just in case you were plannin' to be a dick).

http://yeeeah.com//wp-content/uploads/2006/04/danielle_fishel_lakers_03.jpg

Also, thanks bro.

Topanga ate Cory!

SOMEONE SAY NO SO I CAN TELL YOU WHAT I DID THERE

Topanga ate Cory!

this guy should be banned from this thread

Am I missing something?

Am I missing something?

You mean, BESIDES THE RULES?

**sigh**

I kind of tricked y'all. Topanga's been on Nutrisystem and is lookin' fine right now, iirc.

gk5msMVc724

There's no rule against making outside comments. I didn't say yes or no so I don't need a new pic. You are such a fucking nazi.

Tell him how you really feel.

yes to Topanga. The secret to fat phases is to enjoy them. Chicks are more ... free ... sexually when they think of themselves as fat.

Here's one for Glenn.

http://www.fpp.co.uk/Hitler/Eva_Braun/images/Eva_Braun_seated.jpg

LOL

no response...Gl'enn must be thinking long n' hard about this one.

There's no rule against making outside comments. I didn't say yes or no so I don't need a new pic. You are such a fucking nazi.

And we're off...lol

no response...Gl'enn must be thinking long n' hard about this one.
Glenn passed up on one of Karen Davidson's daughters.
It is right for him to pause and reflect.

There's no rule against making outside comments. I didn't say yes or no so I don't need a new pic. You are such a fucking nazi.

http://www.misfittoys.net/tvtime/grinch/town1.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2063/1974657928_1781eb07eb.jpg

http://www.musicroadinn.com/images/Inn%20700.jpg

Your

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yqrzyI9P7jI/R1Gf0zIisiI/AAAAAAAAAKA/zPYJyMX_Uwk/s1600-R/Corn+Flakes.jpg

^Wrong thread. Pictionary is in the Stands.

It's where I SAY it is. And this is fitting. Just who do you think you are, the posting sheriff?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Sheriff_J.W._Pepper_by_Clifton_James_2.jpg

No disrespect.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Sheriff_J.W._Pepper_by_Clifton_James_2.jpg

You should make that you av, Mo.

If someone puts the Hoff behind him, it's done.

http://www.fpp.co.uk/Hitler/Eva_Braun/images/Eva_Braun_seated.jpg

No.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/calista-flockhart/pictures/calista-flockhart-picture-3.jpg

^Probably

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9500/beth.jpg

Another pic of her:

http://www.callsam.com/images/stories/bio_pics/BethBernsteinMiller.jpg

And no, I wouldn't hit Sam's daughter. What about this local-area chick?

http://www.toledoonthemove.com/uploadedImages/wnwo/News/Stories/melodidushane.jpg?w=452&h=340&aspect=nostretch
http://www.toledoonthemove.com/news/story.aspx?id=396613

No, I ain't doin no hoes from Toledho

http://dlisted.com/files/tigervanityfair1.jpg

Just the tip.


http://videos.brokencurve.com/b907e2295c704a9d951a3cd7daa121d6.jpg

Just the tip.


http://videos.brokencurve.com/b907e2295c704a9d951a3cd7daa121d6.jpg

Just the whole thing.

http://www.tallwomen.org/famous/hancock.jpg

Hell yeah

I'd hit Hancock if I could put her on mute...

How about this person?

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4049/4544076064_bfe7c79705_o.jpg

camel toe

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2010/01/08/PH2010010801232.jpg