also that rocks uxka

Found it.

Also, do you find it weird that ing the Salt-N-Pepper song "Shoop" she (I don't know if it was Salt, Pepper or -N-) got away with saying Retard on the radio with bno problems but there's a big ordeal when Tropic Thunder said retard like 5 times in a rated R film? Political Correctness has gone too far. I blame Allen Iverson.

You know, Budweiser American Ale ain't too bad. I had low expectations going in, but those Belgian motherfuckers put a good beer in thre and I keep drinking them,

I'm expecting to be able to have a beer again in a couple of weeks. As soon as I hit a certain weight goal. I'm going to have a dark beer. I can't wait.

mmmm.. dark beer. I've been on a bit of a weight loss shit myself, bout 25% of the way there. Not easy business.

6 heavy beers deep in 2 hours... this rate could be trouble. Welp see ya later!

I'm as Irish as it gets and I never go out on St. Patties day. I'm not a guy that likes huge crowds, though.

I'm as Irish as it gets and I never go out on St. Patties day. I'm not a guy that likes huge crowds, though.

What part of Ireland are you from, fucker?

SORRY! Pretend I was drunk when I said that.

Dublin.

I've just been MOTOWNSTRUCK!!!!!!!!

Minnesota is a part of Ireland, right? Actually I'm pretty far removed, but 3 of the 4 sets of my great grandparents were from Ireland.

Also my last name starts with "Mc" so I can at least brag about that.

I thought Mc was Scottish. Or is that Mac?

MXY!!!!!!!

Ah, fuck it. Scottish, Irish... same shit, right? Like Austrian and German, or Sparty and Gay.

Scotch Irish.

And don't call Mxy. He'll find out my past and somehow figure out I'm a direct descendent of an Irish serial rapist named Patrick O'Quinn.

Are you a direct descendent of an Irish serial rapist named Colin Quinn?

My bad, Patrick O'Quinn.

I'm not really sure.

MXY!!!!!!!

Talk about an easy find for Mxy.

How many McMoTown families are there?

Dublin--OHIO???

YOU MOTHERFUCKING TRAITOR!

http://wendyusuallywanders.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/stunned.jpg

Dublin--OHIO???

YOU MOTHERFUCKING TRAITOR!
Don't start that rumor. Zekyl would gladly pass me off as the Cleveland traitor.

Though it would explain why I was so quick to accuse Zekyl of being Cleveland scum...

OK, who's in cahoots here? MoTown and Zekyl? Or maybe it's ZIP and Zekyl!

Or maybe it's ME AND ZEKYL because my grandmother was born in Ohio.

oops

OK, who's in cahoots here? MoTown and Zekyl? Or maybe it's ZIP and Zekyl!

Or maybe it's ME AND ZEKYL because my grandmother was born in Ohio.
:emo kid:
Say it ain't so...

I'm more ashamed of the fact that my grandma's mom was born in KENTUCKY, thus giving me some sort of tenuous connection to that knob Artermis.

LDB

:emo kid:
Say it ain't so...

it's OK. I disowned her. Old bat's probably dead now.

LOL

You did the right thing.

http://pritchardscustomtees.com/store/media/ThatsHowIRoll

[smilie=hammertime.:

I'm not sure what Hammer has to do with this moment, he just seemed appropriate.

HELLO!!

I'm not drunk.

^ And how do you feel about that?

SUCKS!!!

Nah, I'm sick. Wonderful August cold. I got too much snot to be drinkin.

you guys are all so great, you are all my bestest friends. Wooohooooo

SUCKS!!!

Nah, I'm sick. Wonderful August cold. I got too much snot to be drinkin.

I don't have that rule.

Coors Light will NEVER get you to that point.

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i just thought ron paul was les paul jesius cri9st

We have beer Fridays at four when my shift goes until six. My job can be very fun.

YOU WILL ALL WAKE UP AND POST DURING TONIGHT'S SPORTING EVENTS!

OR DON'T. DON'T MAKE A POST ON THE BOARD FOR OVER AN HOUR.

I'm not drunk, but I'm working on it.

I'm drunk and sleepy

I'm drunk and sleepy



I drank too much Bud Light watching the baseball game in the garage and now my wife wants sex. Not in the mood.

Eww, Bud Light?

The rest is pretty close, tho.

I have no prob gettin my sex on.

Spent most of the day doing stuff in the yard, which I normally hate, but the weather was primo so what the hell.

I managed to turn "cleaning the pool" into two hours of drinking beer and listening to music.

Spent most of the day doing stuff in the yard, which I normally hate, but the weather was primo so what the hell.


Spent most of the day avoiding my kids



I managed to turn "cleaning the pool" into two hours of drinking beer and listening to music.


I also managed to avoid my wife

That's typically not my style, but today it was

That's typically not my style, but today it was


Viva Viagra

I have been HAMMEREDRUNK all weekend and we still got today and tomorrow before classes. Fuuuuuuck

The tile guy drinks Natty lite D, so I expect to have my first Natty's here shortly.

Don't expect greatness...
expect to get drunk

Expect to find yourself on the throne.

that

it's getting near the end here for me tonight

(not a Michael Beasley reference)

Don't mix your antidepressants with your alchie.

^ Sounds ok on paper.

need sleep

been up almost 20 hrs + beer = Walter Sharpe Syndrome

^ DO IT.

LDB will pick up all the beer bottles and cheeto bags. We won't turn your stereo up too loud and we won't fuck up your albums....promise.

Speaking of albums, I'm in the process of writing all the new stuff for the next Throatfuck!

A song/video to send me out

ZHv3qO_Y8kk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk

^ he watched it for Danzig

she's something else, I tell ya

he ain't half bad, either

Speaking of albums...I have some good old records and I know not what to do with them.

I'd take 'em, but they're probably Creed albums.

Are they Creed albums?

Remember my age.

Tahoe, bro, I know we disagree on a lot of things, but you're okay with me.

(I hope you see what I am doing here)

I thought you were fuckin' leaving

I am. Bye.

Did you even watch that video? Did you laugh even once you bitter prick? You'd have to be made of stone.

Yeah, your too fuckin late. Get the fuck out of here. :)

OH YEAH, WELL NOW I'M STAYING

I am. Bye.

Did you even watch that video? Did you laugh even once you bitter prick? You'd have to be made of stone.

I've seen it plenty of times.

Now go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep.

What the hell, its only like 8:30 or something. LIGHT WEIGHT!

Glan isn't fortunate enough to be only 23 years of age, like some of us.

I watched the vid and was WTF'n my way through it. LOL. I was like holy shit.

^ DO IT.

LDB will pick up all the beer bottles and cheeto bags. We won't turn your stereo up too loud and we won't fuck up your albums....promise.

I'm actually lol about this post. Its been a while since those days, but I do remember them. And Glan leaving totally reminded me of those day for some reason. You'd wake up the next day and your apartment was TOTALLED! Cottage cheese in the orange juice...anything to punish you for crashing before the party was over. We turned my buds refrigerator off and opened the doors. All the ice melted. Dont go to be before the party ends.

The party on here always starts after Glan leaves.

I like to set the table

I'll bring over women who will give you herpes. I'll say that I fucked the shit out of them and I'll give you their number. What are homies for?

bizzer shibber, shibber sham
you don't know who i am
amska fee da fizzo fo
who am I, I don't know

youz some peeps that I don't know
fizzer shizzer fizzer fo
Yanks are on and Arod sco's
Saint are 2 and they don't blow

I'm really tired yo
and had a few 2 yo
and its only monday yo
just thought you should no

and don't watch marley and me, fuck no

I've spent the last 3 minutes or so trying to figure out how to get a Glenn Cronies reference in. Now I'm giving up. All hail Jameson!!!

If you aint drunk,l ladies and gentleman , get ready to get fucked up. Lets do it!!! ha.

Welcome back, you drunk bastard :)

KANSAS!

I don't think I'm still drunk, but here is Saturday:

3 PM: Gin and tonics. Proceed to drink these until...

5 PM: Bottle of champagne, half a bottle of wine. Feeling pretty good at...

7 PM: Getting hungry. Make grilled chicken sandwiches, finish champagne, brew up some coffee...

9 PM: Mix coffee with mint schnapps. Thunder and lightning, 3 shots.

9:30 PM: Mexican car wash.

10 PM - 3 AM: ????

3 AM: talking with friends, listen to a song, talk about our cartoon that we're going to make.

3:30 AM: sleep

Mexican car wash?

apparently can mean a lot of things. Basically tequila and margarita mix poured into a mouth and swished around.

Housed. Ouch.

Fuck it, I'm half in the bucket.

I'm in the bag.

#millerlite

www.cakefarts.com

Drank 10-12ish Miller Lites at the casino in just over 3 hrs. In the bag.

I ate an entire party pack of tacos (12) from T Bell last night. I was laughing the whole way home, me and my buddy walked out and some girl was sitting outside with her boyfriend and we both were carrying party packs (just two of us) and she says "Ooooohhhhh my god."

hahahahhahaa

1800 calories for 12 fresco style tacos. I ain't mad. I'm probably just going to have a single sandwich today.

8' party sub?

lolno i got a salad from subway. only 250 cals

Question:

Can you get an 8' Spicy Italian party sub?

I ate an entire party pack of tacos (12) from T Bell last night. I was laughing the whole way home, me and my buddy walked out and some girl was sitting outside with her boyfriend and we both were carrying party packs (just two of us) and she says "Ooooohhhhh my god."

hahahahhahaa

1800 calories for 12 fresco style tacos. I ain't mad. I'm probably just going to have a single sandwich today.
WIN.

I feel mildly buzzy from some Riesling.

Those party packs are the shizzee. I've polished off a couple of those here n there.

I got a lil buzz, prolly not trying to make much out of drinking tonight though.

Got a slurpee last night and loaded it with vodka. Great decision.

I fell asleep at midnight :facepalm:

Two power hours in a row last night. I got a problem

Drinking by myself on a Friday night #nofriendsinrochester #alcoholic

I fell asleep at 9:45 :facepalm:

I'm going to get shitfaced and post on here tonight

Thoughts on drinking in the morning to cure a hangover?

bought the 12 pack "summer sampler" or something of Leinenkugels.

I'm 7/12s into it and thinking that Summer Shandy is my fave so far.

Thoughts on drinking in the morning to cure a hangover?

Champagne. It's no contest... It's like seltzer and booz and everything g good

bought the 12 pack "summer sampler" or something of Leinenkugels.

I'm 7/12s into it and thinking that Summer Shandy is my fave so far.

Warning. Those bitches are 300 cals a piece. Feel fat but summer shandies are Da bauce

So whaddya do when a girl from your hometown is now in the same city as u. Huge tits. Most attractive tits. Long road to go even though I am The most attractive person in the room at all times. Just wanted to.shared, I guess, not looking for advice

Warning. Those bitches are 300 cals a piece. Feel fat but summer shandies are Da bauce

Damn, 300? I was intentionally not looking.

I never drink carbs, except for beer, and even then I go light, except for these as a 1 time treat. 10 bucks at Meijer, couldn't refuse.

So whaddya do when a girl from your hometown is now in the same city as u. Huge tits. Most attractive tits. Long road to go even though I am The most attractive person in the room at all times. Just wanted to.shared, I guess, not looking for advice


christ.

Damn, 300? I was intentionally not looking.

I never drink carbs, except for beer, and even then I go light, except for these as a 1 time treat. 10 bucks at Meijer, couldn't refuse.


just kidding. Went to confirm, but it looks like I got bad info -- was from a Eat This, Not That email, I think. Summer Shandies are only 130, and the rest aren't too bad == http://www.livestrong.com/article/302845-leinenkugels-beer-calories/

lol a 7 am-er last night. Haven't done that for a couple years

Welcome to Chicago motherfucker. The lake's awesome at sunrise.

I feel like there are only three people on here that don't live in Chicago.

I feel like there are only three people on here

+ 15

this needs to return.

I'm fairly anebriated but it all isn't do to ackaho.

Oh man. Forgot to eat last night.

Let's get shitfaced fucksticks!

Let's see if I can't find my way here tonight.

Thanksgiving eve used to be on of my FAVORITE days of the year to get fecalfaced.

Been dealing with drunk bitches all night... Happy Turkey day you dumb mother fuckers.

for the first time in a really fucking long time I am tanked as tanked can be... fucking drunk, hosed, whtever you wanna call it.

With a 6 year old girl, a biy that is 4 and a biy about to turn 3 I set out to make uo for ost timwe tonight with the "Daddy's group" of parnts... all the dudes that are fathers o kids that go to schol with my daughter.hank fuck they're not alkl wankers and the 4 of us drank a kot of beers and talked a lot of shit... could have been better as I wanted to stay later and ddrink more but 2 have early shit to do in the morning. Good night had by all... fuck facebook this is my facebook status bitcghes...

NOTE: no speling corrections cause I'm fucking tanked. Fuck you spelling Nazi's it's a rare occassion for me to be tanked you cunts

I'm about to go on a bendre. Still feel a little funny from last night, but 6 days in a row is not out of the question.

Still reeling a bit from last night's happy hour. What a great night. My coworkers are fuggin' awesome, and between the open bar, finding out the hottest girl at the office may be into me, and the CEO telling me I have a ton of potential, I have a lot of energy today.

Better hurry and whack it.

Lul. nah

Such a cool dad guy thing to say.

Such a COOL GUY GLAN thing to say.

Don't worry Ray, he's not gonna do anything about it.


What would he?

Nothing, anyways.

I've got a lil bit of a buzz going and am surprised that I can still type actually.

I think when you get in dust ups on the webz that you wake up a lil bit or sober up a lil bit. I am enjoying life cuz everything is pretty enjoyable in my life right now. that much is certain.

^ oh man.

Ha!
Exactly 12 hours later.

Tahoe is a professional drunk poster.

I've got a lil bit of a buzz going and am surprised that I can still type actually.

I think when you get in dust ups on the webz that you wake up a lil bit or sober up a lil bit. I am enjoying life cuz everything is pretty enjoyable in my life right now. that much is certain.

Great to hear! #Blessed

I seriously might die, cuz I just ate a bag of M&M Peanut candy things. A big bag. I'm going into sugar shock right now, but it feels great. Will wake up with heart pounding a lil later.

I'm quitting drinking after the tourney.

Hello my friends. One of my good friends, we'll kall her K, has a new roommate, we'll call her J. I'm going to throw a rod in between J's lady bits, I think. Thasts all.

You let us know if there is a sequel, bro.

I'm not doing too bad right now. But I bet I can make it to my bed. 20 steps away.

I may or may not have just drank 4 of those Fosters oil cans in about an hour,

What's that , 96 oz?

Doesn't seem like s lot but I'm feeling gooooood

doing the checkbook and the next thing you know, I m kinda lit

I'm posting this here 'cause it's not right for sports discussions.

When I first started connecting with these fan sites it was 2006 or so. I was a lurker then. I lived in Barcelona still of course. I would get shitfaced and everything else on weekends and when the Pistons were playing on a Saturday night I would leave early, 'cause 2:00 am is early in Spain, and head back to watch the games, get more fucked up and watch the games while I lurked and laughed on RealGM. Good times. I hadn't thought about that in a looooooong time.

Fuck. Gusman's just posted on RealGM. Shouldn't that motherfucker be posting on this thread. Where'd he go? Should we troll and call him out?

And my account still works. Wait, should I have been posting this in the other thread? I'm lost.

I do remember telling them to delete my account so there's that. Fuckers.

See? Look at rule 1. I'd already be fuckin' banned there.

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=191&t=1267696

I was on the Cowboys forum. Maybe Pistons' forum we could fuck shit up.

Oh yeah! I mean just check out rule number 3. Are you fucking serious?!!

Let's just fucking break that rule and derail every thread.

Ok, first their whole posting software is just fucking awful. Was it always like this? Don't they get a lot of traffic and ad rev? Can't they invest in a better piece of fuckin' software.

Are you around Ray? I've dipped my toe into the derailing waters.

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=1279603&p=37220145#p37220145

I'm cracking up for no reason. Is this why so many people troll on the internet? I never knew.

All right. I'm dropping here. I've got $16.80 and I'm about to go troll Orchard Lake Rd. for smokes and beer.

I fucking hate the suburbs btw.

Postit

Man. That's disappointing. Peyton Siva is probably better than Stuckey already. He knows how to pass and not dribble like a down's syndrome baby.

At a bar with a pint. I've got ten bucks now so I should be good right? Some dudes at the bar are talking bball watching the game on here. They know their shit. Better than those asshat fucktards at realgm at least

So I just see a commercial for the counselor and since I'm drunk and nostalgic I remember when in '96 Javier Bardem bummed a smoke from me at the Barcelona airport. You could smoke anywhere in Spain back then

I hope you ain't gone yet Ray. When I get back there's a good chance I troll that dez Bryant thread

I'M ALIVE

http://www.wrestlescoop.com/animated_gifs/undertaker.gif

^ I am too. Not sure about the morning though.

I'm fucked huuuuuuup. I'm fuckin toast.

I'm worthy of posting in this thread. Fuckin takes so long to type right now. spell checking and all of that other bullshit

hitting the exact keys your are supposed to hit

Still reeling from yesterday. Poured myself a white russian. There is no one in town... going to be a lonely sumbitch today.

Well, y'all... Here i am. It's been wine that dun it.

Not drunk, maybe a lil' buzzed (mods please create a new thread if need be).

Just wanna be happy, you guys. I deserve it. The past is the past.

Not drunk, maybe a lil' buzzed (mods please create a new thread if need be).

Just wanna be happy, you guys. I deserve it. The past is the past.
Just go ahead now!

Irish pub crawl in Montreal. Not bad.

Montreal... ce n'est pas horrible.

I've got a shine goin right now.

http://www.fmylife.com/love/21343515

Cracking open a cold one, you guys.

PACIFICO ftw.

How come we don't have a stoned thread? Is that why Hermy left?

Been in Punta Cana for about 24 hrs and yeah

My wife just asked me if I would be comfortable going to the adults-only topless pool today.

“Well, I suppose that would be okay.”

As long as I’m not the topless one LOL.

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80085

what's happening, fellas?

at a conference up north

free beer