This thread amused me.

Owen Hart or Eddie Guererro?

Morbid start, TSTL.

Between the choice of wormfood, I choose Guerrero.



Bo Schembechler in a bad year, or Lloyd Carr in a good year?

Looks like this is just going to be you and I playing, Denny.

I'll go with Lloyd, even though I'm not a fan of his. I never really understood why Bo is considered such a hero around these parts - what did he really do?

Lloyd needs to start adapting or his beloved Wolverines will die.

Song you cringe when you hear more:

"My Humps" or "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me"?

Gawddamit, Mo....I'M NOT tk®!!!!!!!!

I'll take "Humps" for $500, Alex.



Elektra, or Bloodrayne?

Elektra.. Who's Bloodrayne?

Percentage, or percentile?

YOU CAN'T PLAY E-RAY! This is mine and Denny's game.

Percentile. It's more fun to say.

Phil Collins or Bob Seger?

Phil Collins. In the Air Tonight is classic.

MoTown or notMoTown?

Can I say Paul Anka???

Gawddamint e-ray...stealing my thunder©!!!

Can I say NoTown??

No, damnit! Play the game!

No, damnit! Play the game!

FUCK YOU e-ray...

MoTown, the original and still the best®.

I'll help you out McLain.

Hot Dog or Chili Dog?

I'll help you out McLain.

Hot Dog or Chili Dog?

Can I say Pot Dog?

http://hometown.aol.com/dthibod277/21pds.jpg

Denny, E-Ray is taking your spot. You're on a streak for most consecutive posts without playing the game right.

E-Ray, welcome to the game.

I choose "welcome to the game"

BK or TK?

BK. Whoppers are decent.

Fat Joe or Fat Albert?

Fat Albert. Fat Joe cant rap worth a dime hoe.




A1 Sauce or Reg. BBQ Sauce

A1. Pure awesomesauce.

Salt or Pepper?

A1. Pure awesomesauce.

Salt or Pepper?

Are you talkin' rappers or seasonings?
Pepper, (although Spinderella was the best looking)

Clash of the Titans or Remember the Titans?..

Clash.

That mechanical owl was fucking tight.

Would you rather puke or have 3 cavities drilled/filled?

Clash.

That mechanical owl was fucking tight.

Would you rather puke or have 3 cavities drilled/filled?

I've had some enjoyable vomits, getting teeth drilled always sucks. Puke away.

WRH (now with 30% less racism!) or TOS?

WRH... anything to do with TOS is just plain annoying.

Randy Smith or Matt Millen?

Randy Smith, the lesser of the two evils.

George W. Bush, or a French guy who smells like escargot?

G Dub. He's good for a few laughs.



Who will make the playoffs first

Lions or Tigers?

Lions. But I will be dead when they do.



Fries or Onion Rings?

Depends on the fries, but I will onion rings because they always good.

Scotty Bowman or Chuck Daly?


Art

Bowman -
all-time winningest NHL coach in both regular season (1,244)
nd playoffs (223) over 30 seasons; coached a record nine
tanley Cup winners with Montreal (1973,76-79), Pittsburgh (1992)
and Detroit (1997,98,2002); retired after 2001-02 season.

Daly -
coached Detroit to two NBA titles (1989-90) before leaving in 1992 to
coach New Jersey; coached NBA “Dream Team” to gold medal in 1992
Olympics; retired in 1994 but returned in 1997 to coach Orlando Magic
for two seasons.


Chuck Daly. I'm a Pistons fan. Sorry hosers. HAHAHAHAH! :thebirdman:



Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles?

Clash.

That mechanical owl was fucking tight.

Would you rather puke or have 3 cavities drilled/filled?

I've had some enjoyable vomits, getting teeth drilled always sucks. Puke away.

WRH (now with 30% less racism!) or TOS?

OK. I for one am stunned.

When getting teeth drilled, you get the gas and fly off into space on a nice little high.

When puking the room spins, but its no fun.

Herm should've known better, of all people.

BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer the fucking question TAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Tay doesn't play by the rules. I'll be the first to request that Tay gets banned.

Stevie Wonder. That guy is fuckin' awesome.

Nike or Adidas?

Nike.

My fav's probably Puma though.



When ordering breakfast, patties or links?

Patties for sure.

Cheese nips or cheese its?


Art

Cheeze its, most definitely.

Peas or green beans?

Chese its.


The Doors or The Who?

Peas and The Doors. (or pee on the doors) Fuck y'all.




Carmen Electra or Jenny McCarthy?

Electra.

I cant stand the farting and burping done in public like Jenny does. It is a turn off.


Puffies or large nips?


Art

Puffies... you can play with them.

Darko on the bench, or no Darko at all?

No Darko at all. That means we'd have a different player instead of him.

Rap or Rock?

Rock.


Better Graphics:

E-ray or No Quarter?

DENNYMCLAIN!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!.......*






NoQuarter





BTW, did your bro just post a pic of you munching on some BK in the Lunch thread?

Alas, I will PROVE to you that my Photoshop skills are superior... by destroying that photo with my mad GlennDanzig® brown paint brush skillz, yo.



Sushi, or Foie Gras? (I think that's how you spell it)

Sushi. I've never even heard of Foie Gras


Prince or Michael Jackson (in his prime)

Sushi. I've never even heard of Foie Gras


Prince or Michael Jackson (in his prime)

Tough one... but Prince.

Prince has a ton of good songs. If I added them up, I'm sure I'd find more good Prince songs than Michael songs.

Also, Prince came out of nowhere (Minnessota?!? WTF???), and made his own sound.

Michael is a studio fabrication. He sings and dances the way studio executives think will sell music.

EDIT: Oh, yeah.

If it hasn't been done yet:

Detroit Lions or Detroit Tigers?

Ask a question fucker dumb.



UM or MSU?

[quote=Anthony]
EDIT: Oh, yeah.

If it hasn't been done yet:

Detroit Lions or Detroit Tigers?

I asked that at the temp boards. A stumper to be sure.

To Steve: MSU.

For chicken wings: hot sauce or BBQ sauce?

BBQ sauce.

One on One
Isiah Thomas or Allen Iverson

Hate to say it, but AI.

Iraq or Afghanistan?

Afghanistan... they make better rugs.


A delicious Carl Jr. Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger, dripping with thick and sweet BBQ sauce, and oozing with melted cheese.

or

TK's left nut.

I will take the nut, less fattening and America needs people who arent so fat.

Plus we all have a little bi in us.


Mike Martz or Al Saunders?


Art

Saunders. Can't help but feel that Martz screwed up the Rams in some fashion.

Swim in a polluted river or get caught impersonating a federal officer?

Swim in a polluted river. For five seconds.

Pro-Life or Pro-Choice?

Pro choice.

Red or Blue?


Art

Red. It's fiery. Blue is depressing.

Urine or shit?

Urine, big fan.


I didn't see if it's been asked yet, but..
DC or Marvel?

Marvel.

Punisher is my dog. Wolverine and his crew, Ironman, Spiderman, Batman, Daredevil and of course...Elektra. :D



To stay on topic, since they both look like Red Skull...who's uglier?
http://www.covers.com/images/2005/villanueva_charlie050311.jpgVillanuevahttp://www.vegasinsider.com/graphics/covers/sammyc2.jpgCassell

Charlie. He's a pimp I heard, but god damn hes looks like the ugly freak in a horror movie.


Whats worse:


Realgm or Hoopsworld?

RealGM


HAAAA!

(Fuckin' Sam Cassell is crazy lookin'
totally looks like him!)

Frodo or Sam?

Samwise. What a great name. Frodo is a tool.

For a vacation: Hawaii or Paris?

I've never been to either, but Hawaii because the girls shave their Legs and Pits'.



Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson

Alba. I have a thing for brunettes.

Cappucino or coffee?

English Toffee Cappucino from Tim Horton's

Entourage or The Sopranos?

The Sopranos, it's just classic
(but Entourage is good times too)

Posh spice or Baby spice?

Posh. All day.



Chinese food or Thai food?

Posh. All day.



Chinese food or Thai food?

Damn. that's a tough one. I guess I'd have to go with Thai simply because I've had my fair share of horrible Chinese food.


Jackie Chan or Jet Li?

JACKIE CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jet Li is fake as hell. Cut the wires on that fucking puppet!!!



Pens or Pencils?

JACKIE CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jet Li is fake as hell. Cut the wires on that fucking puppet!!!



Pens or Pencils?

Pens. Fuck a pencil sharpener.

Elvis or Johnny Cash?

duh, Johnny Cash

honey or sugar?

EDIT: Elektra's fast, but I'll keep my answer here and continue anyway.
JC

''Elvis was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me.''




Honey. Alba's hot.




Coca-Cola or Pepsi?

JC

''Elvis was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me.''




Coca-Cola or Pepsi?

I love you for quoting that.

Coke for me.

Tyson or Foreman (in his prime)?

Tyson. Forman was a beast, but Tyson came out when I was a kid and took people's heads off.




Gatorade or Powerade?

Fuck! I am so slow!
Gatoraide


(Foreman would've grilled Tysons ass son!)

beaver or gash?

Fuck! I am so slow!
Gatoraide


(Foreman would've grilled Tysons ass son!)

beaver or gash?

Gatorade and beaver.

Lol.

watching baseball or mowing your lawn?

The lawn by a land slide!

Tuna or chicken?

You're nuts. The lawn.....pffft



Chicken.





Nas or Jay-Z

Nas.

Scarface or Carlito's Way?

Carlito's Way.



Cartman or Bart?

Carlito's Way.



Cartman or Bart?

Bart. No fucking two ways about it.

Bacon or sausage?

Sausage from Recipes in Troy beats bacon's ass.




BMW or Mercedes?

I'll go with Mercedes, even though I've never been in either.

Hate more: Pacers or Heat?

I'll go with Mercedes, even though I've never been in either.

Hate more: Pacers or Heat?

No Artest, Heat. By a fuckin landslide.

Fooseball or air hockey?

Air hockey. Fooseball drives me fuckin nuts.



Cake or Pie

Air hockey. People that take fooseball seriously just look like idiots.

Chips and salsa or veggies and veggie dip?

Way to go, moTown. What am I, chopped liver?


(chips and salsa)


Cake or pie?

Pie. Cake is way overrated.


Kobe or Shaq?

Shaq

Lays or Better Maid?

man, you need to get on the right page. I'll have to fix this shit.


Neither Kobe or Shaq, cuz they're both gay.


and Lays.





Fat chicks, or ugly chicks.

Fat chicks.


A mushroom tattoo on your forehead or seeing Ron Artest in a Pistons uniform?

Shroom me.

The worst pizza ever or cooked spinach?

Spinach all day. I had the worst Pizza evertoday. Never again.

Bernie Smileavich (sp?) or Eli Zarret? (I relize I butchered both their names)

Bernie.

Lou Ferigno's fist up your ass or seeing Phil Jackson coach the Pistons?

Jack Bristow (Alias) or Jack Bauer (24)?

Never watched either, but Bristow is a cooler name.

Pears or pineapples?

Pears. Pineapples remind me of that hack, Magnum P.I. What a fucking clown.


Knightrider, or Magnum PI?

Magnum - Tigers lover.

Earning the wrath of TK by ignoring his posts or spending eternity in Hell?

I'll take the wrath of TK. He's just like that short little dog on the corner that just barks and barks and barks but never moves from his spot.


Loose fitting cloths or tight fitting cloths.

Howabout "fitting clothes"? I wear my sweatshirts and pants big, but everything else fits right. I do hate people that wear the "muscle fit shirts", when they have about as much muscle as Leonardo DiCaprio. That is the definition of tool.

Along the same lines:

Collar popped or down?

How about no collar at all? Annoying as fuck. But, i'll go with down.




The Rock or Vin Diesel?

Vin Diesel, Boiler Room was great.

Also, Collar Popped is the dumbest thing in the world. Chachi-ass motherfuckers only do that.

Tastes great or less filling???

Tastes great.


John Lennon or Paul Mcartney

Fuck it, I'll take Ringo. His state of near-anonymity defies logic.

Where would you rather be: Detroit, Oregon, or Serbia (the ethnic homeland of quite a few WTF posters)?

Detroit (if we're talking regions. IF it's strictly downtown, I don't know), so I'd be closer to the Palace.

Angelina Jolie or Jessica Simpson?

Jessica Simpson, regardless of stupidity.

(BTW Detroit, Oregon, is kinda rural. It's right between Salem and Bend and shares its name with a dam and lake.)

Nose ring or lower back tattoo?

Girls with a nose ring look dirty most times, which can be a good thing, but often makes you look like trash. Back tatoos are so overdone. Is there a person in their 20s that doesn't have one?

After my long answer, I'll go with none. A good clean girl works for me.

Baseball hat forwards or backwards?

Forwards no doubt

Gary Coleman or Emmanuel Lewis

Gary Coleman. He wouldn't say sir or ma'am. He was too proud.

Whatchutalkinbout everyone!




Starbucks or Caribou?

Starbucks, since I haven't a clue what Caribou is (maybe it's like Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf).



w_Broncos rule or Cowology.

As an expert on both, Bronc was just playing a schtict here, Cow is really that big of a tool. Big win for Bronc.


Scrambled hard with cheese, onions, and ketchup, or baked into a cake?


edit by tk

Scrambled hard with cheese, onions, and ketchup





Well done or Med/Rare.

Med/Rare all the way
you want to taste the flavour not the burnt


sunflower seeds or peanuts

SUNFLOWER SEADS!



Who would you rather be? James Bond or Ron Jeremy (sp?)

SUNFLOWER SEADS!



Who would you rather be? James Bond or Ron Jeremy (sp?)

Bond. He got everything Jeremy did and did it with so much more style.

Sega Genesis or Super Nintendo???

toss up genesis was better for sports
SNES had mario games and chrono trigger....

i'll take genesis

Vinyl or CD

CD.



McDonalds or BK?

come on man seriously

WENDYS


boobs or booty

I'll take both, but boobs are more fun to look at.




Chicken or Ribs.

Ribs

thats the only time you'll see me suckin on the bone

BIG HIT or TD pass

Big hit all the way



Break away goal or one timer?

break away
unless its a really sweet passing play....damn break away

Goal or Fight

break away
unless its a really sweet passing play....damn break away

Goal or Fight
Fight
because you get wounded, and then you might get a scar, and scars are baddass!

Converse or Puma?

Puma.

Real ice cream or soft serve?

Soft serve at Micky D's is awesome otherwise real Ice Cream.



As a sports saying:

Slice and dice or shake and bake?

Shake and Bake for football.

Slice and dice for basketball.

Pistons>Lions....


Slice and Dice.



A white girl with a little bit of black, or a black girl with a little bit of white?

I don't know what that means.

Which is more bad ass? MOLA's avatar or MOLA's Sig.


And in case you're wondering, yes you are chopped liver, Denny.

I'll have to say the av.

Apples or Oranges?

I don't know what that means.

It means would you prefer a black girl who owns some caucassian qualities, or a caucassian girl with some black features?


BTW, apples.


Sony or Microsoft?

Sony. Even though i'm using windows now, I believe Microsoft is the greater of the two evils. Plus, I love sony products.


dont know if this was asked yet, but:


Ray Charles or Luther Vandross?

RAY, RAY, RAY, RAY!!!!

Snoop-dog or 50 cent
(who sucks more??)

50. Snoop is over.

Batman or Daredevil?

HAHAHAHAHAHA! You're funny!

DAREDEVIL!!!

Mary Jane or Lois Lane??

HAHAHAHAHAHA! You're funny!

DAREDEVIL!!!

Mary Jane or Lois Lane??

Lois Lane. Mary Jane is really a blonde disguised as a redhead. You can tell this because she's stupid. :lol:

Toilet seat up or down?

Down, it just looks better that way.

hair long, or hair short? ( on a girl )

Down, it just looks better that way.

hair long, or hair short? ( on a girl )

Long.

10,000 babies stapled to one tree, or 1 baby stapled to 10,000 trees?

Interesting.
1 baby I suppose (freak).

Waffles or pancakes?

Interesting.
1 baby I suppose (freak).

Waffles or pancakes?

Pancakes, because waffles are for liberal hippies like Taymelo. :P

Brand new car w/ full warranty, or a '67 Mustang?

'67 Mustang. Have fun, sell it, then buy a new one.

Would you rather step barefoot in a pile of fecal excretions or roadkill?

'67 Mustang. Have fun, sell it, then buy a new one.

Would you rather step barefoot in a pile of fecal excretions or roadkill?

If it's Al Franken, roadkill.

Rippard or e-ray?

E-ray dont know who Rippard is.


Upskirt or downblouse?




Art

Upskirt. Love a challenge.

Walk across a mile of hot coals or argue basketball with a Heat fan?

Give me the coals!
At least you know that the pain will be over quicker.

I'm not sure if this ones been asked but,

Brunette or Blonde?

brunette


alcohol or weed?

Alcohol. Bud Light is the shit.


Spoken like a true Kracker


T or A?

Difficult. Very difficult. I'll go with A.

Man or machine?

Man, i like watching them bleed.

Virgins or sluts?



Art

Virgins. STD's = no.

Buy more: CD's or DVD's?

DVD's. Only because they take to damn long to burn. I still think you're a nut if you buy music.




Detroit Summers or Detroit Winters?

Summers by a landslide. I hate driving in snow.

Believer or non-believer?

Summers by a landslide. I hate driving in snow.

Believer or non-believer?
believer...everyone believes in something. even their non beliefs.
ooppsss Mola1 stole my spot when i forgot to post my question...~lol~

Believer.

MOLA1: "I'm leaving non-believers believing when they see me with christ."




Cold Pizza or Mike and Mike?

Mike and Mike. I really watch neither, but Skip Bayless is a douche bag.

Cold Pizza, it has less comercials advertising it (I don't watch either, either).

Forgetting to ask a question or forgetting to give an answer?

Forgetting to give an answer.


Me or Mikey?

Forgetting to give an answer.


Me or Mikey?

Mikey.


Malcolm X or MLK?

Malcolm X. MLK is too safe for me. Malcolm was hardcore. They couldn't teach us about Malcolm in school.

Rasheed dropping 30 or Billups dropping 30?

Sheed. He laughs at you while doing it.


Pearl Jam or Nirvana?

Sheed. He laughs at you while doing it.


Pearl Jam or Nirvana?

Now thats tough. See Pearl Jam has the longevity but they definately slid over the years. Nirvana is Nirvana, sure they are over-hyped but they defined the genre/short era. In the end, I think you have to go with Nirvana just because Dave Grohl kicks so much ass.

Pimp Limp or the Krunked Cup?

Pimp Limp. That cup is lame as hell.



Meatloaf or Liver and Onions?

Meatloaf. One of my favorite foods.

Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs?

Pulp Fiction. I loved RD, but I have to go with the expensive beverage scene. LMFAO.



In a fight, Etan Thomas or Brian Grant?

Etan because he's got the edge on hair length. Hair is the X-factor.

Superbowl or taking a day off for the beginning of March Madness?

March Madness, because its not overrated, overhyped, and over-televised (12 hours of programming? WTF?!?!) like the Superbowl.

Chuck Norris or Steven Segal?

CHUCK NORRIS!!!

Goodfellas or Casino?

Goodfellas. Not even close, actually, although Casino is an amazing movie - its just not one of the best movies ever made, ala Goodfellas.

Casino or Carlito's Way?

Carlito's Way. OKAAAAAY I'M RELOADED!!!!
One of Pacino's best.




Shaq rapping or Artest rapping?

Goodfellas. Not even close, actually, although Casino is an amazing movie - its just not one of the best movies ever made, ala Goodfellas.

Casino or Carlito's Way?

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2962/carlito21big2yw.jpg

Artest has "street cred"


A broken BMW or a working Chevy?

Working Chevy





Current Detroit Lions or 00-01 pistons

Artest has "street cred"Unreal Denny...what a bad fucking answer. You should hear his shit. Wow, it's fucking sad.


As hard it is for me to admit it, Shaq's not HALF as bad as alot of cats coming with albums today.

Shaq >>>> Young Jeezy/Lil'Flip/DipSet fucking hot garbage.





Current Detroit Lions or 00-01 pistons
00-01 Pistons. I went to every game.






More annoying dismount off a dunk, K-Mart or Boozer?

Current Lions. I don't care if the Lions lose, but I do care if the Pistons lose.

Johnny Depp or Ed Norton?

K-Mart. Fugazi plain and simple.

Depp. He is much more versitile than Norton.

Artest and Shaq rapping with a chorus from William Hung or shitting uncontrollably for 3 hours straight?

That song would be magical.





Chuck Norris without a gun or Steven Segal with one?

Artest has "street cred"Unreal Denny...what a bad fucking answer. You should hear his shit. Wow, it's fucking sad.

He kicked the shit out of a defenseless fan. That's pimp, yo!

Chuck Norris, but the young one. Not the infomercial one.

Kareem vs. Bruce Lee, or Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee?

Chuck. That fight was CLASSIC!!!




I got the Power by Snap! or Gonna Make You Sweat by C&C Music Factory?

Chuck. That fight was CLASSIC!!!




I got the Power by Snap! or Gonna Make You Sweat by C&C Music Factory?

Snap, but only because I'm a Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam fan.

Where the fuck didja pull THOSE out of? An old box in the attic?


Debbie Gibson, or Tiffany?

Debbie Gibson. Only in My Dreams was the shit.





Pop Goes the Weisel by 3rd Bass or RumpShaker by Wreck's in Effect?

Goodfellas. Not even close, actually, although Casino is an amazing movie - its just not one of the best movies ever made, ala Goodfellas.

Casino or Carlito's Way?

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2962/carlito21big2yw.jpg

Shit. Someone's looking in my office window.

What pisses you off more? Taymelo never asking a question, or the Pistons losing?

What pisses you off more? Taymelo never asking a question, or the Pistons losing?


March Madness, because its not overrated, overhyped, and over-televised (12 hours of programming? WTF?!?!) like the Superbowl.

Chuck Norris or Steven Segal?


Goodfellas. Not even close, actually, although Casino is an amazing movie - its just not one of the best movies ever made, ala Goodfellas.

Casino or Carlito's Way?


Taymelo wrote:
Goodfellas. Not even close, actually, although Casino is an amazing movie - its just not one of the best movies ever made, ala Goodfellas.

Casino or Carlito's Way?


http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2962/carlito21big2yw.jpg

Shit. Someone's looking in my office window.

I've been set up.

Its that fucking District Attorney, Norwalk, isn't it?

http://henancius.martin-scorsese.net/carlito/images/cast_rebhorn.jpg

Pop Goes the Weisel by 3rd Bass or RumpShaker by Wreck's N Effect?

Rumpshaker.

Beer or lickher?

Rumpshaker.

Beer or lickher?

Lickher/liquor - easy, and a blowout.

Vodka or scotch/whiskey?

Rumpshaker.

Beer or lickher?

Lickher/liquor - easy, and a blowout.

Vodka or scotch/whiskey?

Scotch by a mile.

Scrambled or over easy?

Scrambled, but not too well




Sitting on a bus next to someone who smells bad for a 100mile ride

or

The Crabs

Sitting on the bus. My wife would wonder where I got the crabs..;)


Haslett, Marnelli or Grimm?


Art

Can I go with "Fold the franchise?"

(I guess Haslett, but if that's the best choice Millen has, then he really is mentally challenged)

Steven Segal or Jean Claude Van Dam?

Van Dam (sp?). No weapon ass-kicking every time.

Pre-game: Burgers or chili?

Yes please.

Drunk or high?

Drunk -- never been high, never want to.

Pepsi or Coke?

COKE BY A MILE AND A HALF!


Middle of the dancefloor(or on it)
or
Chillin somewhere else in the club/party/get together/ect....

Depends where all the ladies are. Although I usually don't like to get on the dance floor if I don't have to.

Mac or Windows?

Windows!!! Right clicking is underrated!





Double Dribble or Blades of Steel?

BLADES OF STEEL. Holy shit that game was awesome. Whoever won the fight got to stay out on the ice, and the loser was sent to the penalty box. :lol:

XBox or PS2?

Xbox. They have better unique platform games. Halo and Ninja Gaiden were both excellent. Also...the graphics are slightly better.



Being a fan of the NHL, or being bitten in the balls by a pit bull.

The New NHL fucking rocks. I just wish they could hit more.


Clue or Monopoly?

Clue. Monopoly is too easy. You have to think a lot in Clue, plus THERE'S A MURDER!!! :shock:

Calvin Klein or Ralph Lauren?

Ralph. CK shit is too tight and gay'ee.




Watching the Pistons at the Palace with bad seats or watching
the game at home on a 50" Samsung Plasma in HD?

Ralph. CK shit is too tight and gay'ee.




Watching the Pistons at the Palace with bad seats or watching
the game at home on a 50" Samsung Plasma in HD?

ooohhh....tough one. if it's the playoffs, The Palace, hands down.

assuming regular season, i'll say at home, since you can listen to Blaha's commentary.

Juicy burger or juicy steak?

Juicy Steak. Yum (no A1)

Iamme, or Matt?

Iamme. By far.

John Lennon or Paul McCartney?

Paul McCartney

Pink Floyd David Gilmore style (Wish you were herem Dark Side of the moon)
or
Pink Floyd Roger Waters style (The Wall)

Gilmour

Funnier Southpark episode: the baseball one, or "THEY TOOK ERRR JOBBBBS!!!"

Goobacks....


South Park or any Reality TV

South Park. The only reality TV I like is the jacked up Japanese import shit you can find once in a while on some of the double digit stations.

They were the kings of Reality TV. Waaaaaaay before Fear Factor.


Bad Boy Pistons, or current Pistons.

Current Pistons. I wasn't old enough to experience the years
leading up to the Bad Boys. I was here through Montross and Curry.
I can now survive anything.




Mounds or Almond Joy?

Almond Joy. Yummy



Lemonaid or Ice Tea

Almond Joy. Yummy



Lemonaid or Ice Tea

Ice(d) Tea. Lemonade is too bitter for me.


Dictionary or Phonetics?

Dictionary bitches.

What do you hate more: dogs or cats?

Dogs.

Paulie Walnuts or Silvio Dante?

Silvio. He rolls with 2 bosses.




Rip's Dr. Rahmani Laser Institute commercial

or

Tayshaun's Wallside Windows commercial?

Damn, that's tough.

I'll go Rahmani, even though I don't trust that shifty looking motherfucker.

My eyesight is important to me, and my days of wearing contacts were GONE!

Mahorn or Laimbeer?

Laimbeer. He had a great career here.
I know Ben's going to pass him up in boards
eventually, but damn Bill did his thing.






Which emoticon is better?

:flower: :toothy4:

Laimbeer. He had a great career here.
I know Ben's going to pass him up in boards
eventually, but damn Bill did his thing.






Which emoticon is better?

:flower: :toothy4:


:toothy4:




Meet girls at church or at a bar

Marrying church, fuck and forget bar.


Chick who swallows or shares her booty?


Art

Swallows.

Original or extra crispy?

Original...more flavor.





Snoop Dogg or Snoop Doggy Dogg?

Just Snoop.

David Hasselhoff or Chuck Norris?

Snoop Dogg.

Spring or Fall?

Just Snoop.

David Hasselhoff or Chuck Norris?Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris just saved a ton of money on his car insurance. Then he kicked somebody in the face.

Fall Rocks!



Curly noodles or the long kind?

Long kind, without a shadow of a doubt. Just had some today, actually.

Live or 2k?

2K, but they both suck some serious shit.

Neil Young or David Bowie?

Bowie. Ground Control To Major Tom.




2pac or Biggie?

Biggie. Because he didn't lie about being dead.

Subway or Blimpie?

Subway.


Whopper or Big mac?

Whopper. It's more filling. After I finish a big mac I always want another one.

Who do you like better: Isiah Thomas or Bill Laimbeer?

Without him being a GM we wouldn't be able to play against
less-than teams and laugh at their salaries as much as we
do to the Knicks. I gotta run with Zeke.




The Heat beating the Spurs to keep us ahead of them or
the Spurs beating the Heat to continue with the hilarity?

Spurs beating the Heat to continue with the hilarity. I love seeing Wade and Shaq suffer.

Pistons sweeping the Spurs in the Finals, or beating them in game 7 with a Tayshaun Prince 3-pointer at the buzzer?

Sweep. That way we can say LOL@Spurs.



Whos funnier? Cartman or Stewie?

That's the toughest one yet. Both of them at their best are hilarious, but I'll have to go with Stewie simply because of this line:

"Well Olivia, I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total bitch."

Being a big fat strong ass motherfucker who wins the fight, or being a scrawny little shit who loses the fight but gets tons of pussy with the sympathy factor?

BSAMF! Don't wanna get laid based on sympathy. Then I'd be PNF [smilie=evilgrin.gi:

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Scrawny fag who gets the pussy.

Having 2 dads or watching your 70 year old teacher flash out her tits to you

70 year old teacher definitely.

Import or export?

Export. Then all of you overpaid auto workers can make $$$$ and spend it on JAPANESE products.

If you could be one of the Original Four, who would you be, and why:

Mola
NQ
GlennDanzig®
Tayfuckingmelo

Taymelo. He's a lawyer, so he automatically gets perks. Plus, he can invent new ways to obtain new perks that looks like it works under the legal code.

And I've heard that ambulance chasing provides a good workout.

Which G brother would you most want to beat up? Steve, Mikey, or Anthony?

Oh my, they are all related?

Steve [smilie=2thumbsup.g:

Would you rather watch gay porn or watch your dad come up and squeeze your mom's ass

Watch your Dad squeeze your Mom's ass.

I don't know either of them so it might be erotic.

Gay porn is not erotic to me. They can do what they do but that doesn't mean I have to watch it.

Rather be a well known serial killer or the real George W Bush?

Killer

I people would be scared of me and i wouldnt receive any shit from everyone around the world...nevermind, i would.


Being Bush would be hell...

Arent they the same thing? lol

Would you rather be Ron Artest or Ira Newble

Artest - I'm the guy that posted the serial killer v Bush thing.

BTW, I was hoping for your answer to be "Aren't they the same thing".

Ok, next this v that

Charlotte Bobcats fan or Atlanta Hawks fan?

Bobcats fan. I see something good for this team if they can stay healthy.

Knight,Felton,Okafor,Wallace looks good in 2,3 years.

Would you rather fight [smilie=404.gif] or [smilie=beat_deadho:

Probably the computer. I've had practice fucking computers up.
One minute they're cool and then the next minute they're trippin.
Kind of like women, but I would never hit a girl. I'd beat the shit
out of a Mac though. Those things are all fucked up.



Who would you rather sign: Ray Lewis or Dante Culpepper?

Ray Lewis. He's a motivator and finds a way to make the Linebacker corps surrounding him overachieve. They can learn from him, which means when it's his time to retire (or FA) they're that much better because of him.

Culpepper is good (some years great), but he can be streaky. And with a good D, most O's have success when presented with a short field (except Detroit).


Old English or King Cobra?

Old English or King Cobra?HAHAHAH! Don't fuck with it anymore, but if I had to, Old E.



Corona or Pacifico?

Corona is chilled piss! So, I'll have to go with pacifico, though I've never tried it.

Jaegermeister, or Meister Brau?

Jaeger straight out the freezer.




Ketel One or Grey Goose?

Been proven that the cheap shit tastes the best on some news program.

I will go Ketel one because Grey Goose commercials are fucking stupid.

Anime or cartoons?

I think they are the same, but some people might kill me for this..:)


Art

Cartoons because anime has always struck the wrong cord with me.


Break your arm or break your leg?

Leg. I need both hands to work, but only need one leg.


Excited about Da Vinci Code movie or not excited.


Art

What's The DaVinci Code?


a.k.a., who cares.


Sex with an average chick, or full body massage with a hot chick?

Sex with an average chick




The Flintstones or The Jetsons

Jetsons. George is pimp.

MOLA1 or NoQuarter?

No Quarter. Simply because No Quarter is a better track than Mola could ever lay down.

That's not meant to be insult to Mola. It's just the Led owns.


Great tits or great ass?