Great ass. I love both, but asses are just so beautiful...

Chauncey Billups or Steve Nash?

Billups but man when Nash is hot, the bitch is good.

Ok ok.

Would you rather see Ripp drop 50 or Ben grab 30 boards

Game over.

(Edit, I'm not retarded, I think the post this responded to was deleted.)

Ben Grab 30, easy. Fuck 50.





Mexican Food or Arabic Food.

Mexican. Cheap and easy to make.


Pasta with meatballs or pasta with sausage?

Mexican. Cheap and easy to make.


Pasta with meatballs or pasta with sausage?

pasta with sausage

girl with a cute smile or girl with a sexy stare?

Sexy stare by far. Are you kidding me? Cute smiles are for 12 year olds.

Chubby girl that gives good head or skinny girl who gives terrible head?

Chubby girl that gives good head.....as long as that was it. There is no substitue for good head.

No TV or No internet?

No TV.

Rap or Rock?

Rock.

sore shoulders or sore legs

Sore shoulders; I don't need to use them to move.

Big and fake or normal and real?

Normal and real.

Bologna or Salami?

Salami.


Kobe or Rip [smilie=rofl.gif]

Rip fuck Kobe. Kobe wouldnt be happy winning a championship in Detroit, he would be pouting because he only got 18 shots.

Dom or PR in World Baseball Classic?


Art

Rip fuck Kobe. Kobe wouldnt be happy winning a championship in Detroit, he would be pouting because he only got 18 shots.

Dom or PR in World Baseball Classic?


Art

Dominican Republic

Cuba in (fuck the commies) or Cuba out (sports conquers all)??

I don't care. The WBC is not interesting, as is baseball. No offense, vinny.

Capture Osama or pull out of Iraq?

I don't care. The WBC is not interesting, as is baseball. No offense, vinny.

Capture Osama or pull out of Iraq?

Tough shit, buddy. Follow the rules or don't play the game.

Capture the fuck out of Osama.

A girl with a nice face and small titties, or a girl with a horrible face with normal titties

nice face and small titties. i dont do ugly girls

chipotle or qdoba?

nice face and small titties. i dont do ugly girls

chipotle or qdoba?

To me, chipotle is a flavor and Qdoba is a spicy burrito joint.

Qdoba by a landslide!!

More pleasing to the eye, a two-handed dunk or a nothing-but-net three pointer?

A 3 pointer simply because it looks clean. Sometimes, 2 handed dunks look "dirty." A 3 pter is also worth more [smilie=cool3.gif]

Seeing Darko take Shaq to school in the playoffs or seeing Delfino schooling Manu?

A 3 pointer simply because it looks clean. Sometimes, 2 handed dunks look "dirty." A 3 pter is also worth more [smilie=cool3.gif]

Seeing Darko take Shaq to school in the playoffs or seeing Delfino schooling Manu?

Gotta go with Darko schooling Shaq-Diesel.


Family Ties or Growing Pains?

Growing Pains. Tracey Gold = pretty good catch (until she left the show).

Which would you rather attend: The World Series or the Redneck Games?

World Series.

I havent been to a world Series yet.

Which would be better getting sick as hell throwing up all that bullshit for 1 day. Or just lying in bed sleeping for 4 days

Lying in bed sleeping for 4 days. I hate throwing up.

Long hair or a buzz cut?

Buzz cut. Just got one. I feel good.




James Brown or Rick James?

The REAL James Brown, but the Chappelle Rick James can't be beat.
http://press.comedycentral.com/images/press/gallery/h/chappellesshow/dvd/RJames204.jpg

Eddie Murphy in his prime, or Chappelle now?

Eddie. All day.




Pistons starting 5 or All Stars West starting 5?

Buzz cut. Just got one. I feel good.POST A PICTURE!!

Oh, and Pistons starting 5.

What would you rather have...bad acne or hailitosis?

Buzz cut. Just got one. I feel good.POST A PICTURE!!

Oh, and Pistons starting 5.

What would you rather have...bad acne or hailitosis?

Halitosis. It's a tip that breath mints.

Watching a Pistons/Heat game on TNT or giving Michael Moore a rectal exam?

Watching a Pistons/Heat game on TNT. Piston hating and Heat-nutriding gets me PUMPED!!!

An ugly waitress who provides exceptional service, or a hot waitress who provides mediocre service? (this was discussed on 1130 AM this morning)

Hot waitress- sevice schmervice.

When eating a baked potato: Eat the skin or no?

Eat the skin. It's good for you!

The Doors or Led Zeppelin?

Zeppelin. Great guitar work.

Quality or quantity?

gotta go with quality. i cant think of any instance where I would want something thats shitty vs. a shit ton of something.


belly shots or boob chasers?

Boob chasers. If the bitch has an innie, you might pick up some lint. Gross.








Nate Robinson's dunks or Spud Webb's dunks?

If he didn't take so fucking long, Nate's dunks.



You have a gun in your hand with one bullet. Carmelo Anthony or Dwayne Wade?

Wade. He actually hurts us.

Ribs or Steak?

Ribs, but I'm not a huge fan of either of them. I prefer chicken.

Bacon or sausage?

bacon.

mainstream rap trash, vs. mainstream rock trash?

Mainstream rap trash, because at least you can laugh at it.

Bands or solo artists?

bands...BY FAR.

remote, or a long stick?

A long stick so I can smack you upside the head. Mos Def >>>>> Good Charlotte






Ernie Johnson or Chris Rose?

A long stick so I can smack you upside the head. Mos Def >>>>> Good Charlotte






Ernie Johnson or Chris Rose?

I just meant in general, I prefer bands over solo artists because for the most part solo artists have session drummers and bassists and guitarists and all that, and if they are part of the music the "solo artist" puts out, then it defeats the purpose of "solo". bands are more appealing generally because they act upon eachother and all that shit.

But obviously mos def is better than good charlotte and bob dylan is better than linkin park.

whatever, fuck it. hit me with the stick, i dont care.

The Roots, Rage Against the Machine (RIP) >>>>> Nearly Everyone



BTW, answer the question.

Ernie Johnson BY FAR




Chuck or SAS

SAS by a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong shot.

Canker sore or sore throat?

I get alot of sore throats.

Drinking or smoking

SAS by a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong shot.

Canker sore or sore throat?

Sounds like it's time for another visit to see the old master at Hoopsworld to get your throat elixir.

Drinking >>> Smoking. (btw I don't smoke)

Pepsi or Coke?

Coke. By a mile.

$18 haircut from a lady with amazing boobs, or $13 haircut from a man?

Show me the boobs.

Saw 1 or Saw 2?

Saw 1, I didn't see Saw 2.

GrantBell or RandyBlackLad?

Good bump, Gl'enn.

Randyblacklad. GrantBell is great, but RBL made two of the most memorable posts in WTF history.

Michael Curry or Corky from "Life Goes On"?