Get hype.

So he's playing tonight?

Yes.
http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/nba/pistons/2018/02/01/blake-griffin-gets-start-tonight-pistons/110013360/

So Hype.

http://ballislife.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/2012-11-23-blake-griffin-3_4_r560.jpg

So Hype.

Got my Blake Griffin jersey on for this one, Vinny.

Got my Blake Griffin jersey on for this one, Vinny.
Taking the bandage off my neck tat just in time for tip!

Taking the bandage off my neck tat just in time for tip!

Can I get the name of the artist who did yours? Looks great. Might get one myself.

Can I get the name of the artist who did yours? Looks great. Might get one myself.
He just goes by "The Sandman".

Wearing uniform number 23, seems about right.

I imagine that SVG sort of needs this to work and work quickly.

Wearing uniform number 23, seems about right.

For the # of games he has played so far this year?

Man, Vinny and I are here at the game and we've both got goosebumps! The atmosphere is incredible.

So that's what Jeff Bower looks like.

Jeff Bower looks and sounds like he hosts a libertarian radio show.

Jeff Bower looks and sounds like he hosts a libertarian radio show.
Jeff Bower doesn't owe you shit.

^ Boom!

It's almost time, fellas.

It's almost time, fellas.
Really loaded up for the big game. Ruffles. Vinny's homemade onion dip. Got a tombstone ready to go with extra cheese. Cold Ones. The works really. Full spread.

Really loaded up for the big game. Ruffles. Vinny's homemade onion dip. Got a tombstone ready to go with extra cheese. Cold Ones. The works really. Full spread.

Biggest game of the week in any sport, Vinny.

All 3 thousand fans just EXPLODED when Blake was announced. Blake must really be feeling the love right now.

I'm still waiting for this to be revealed as some big prank.

Wasn't Bullock also a Clipper? Lol, we've got four former Clippers on this team now.

WHAT A REBOUND!

OFF THE GLASS!

The fuck you getting T"d up so early in the game for, Stanley?

OFF THE GLASS!
Yeah, we haven't had anyone who can do that in a looooooong time.

Griffin's got some nice passing skillz, which I already knew but when he's playing for your team you really take notice.

Remember when we couldn't get to the FT line at all early in the season? Now we got a dude who will probably be shooting like 10 of them on a lot of nights.

Stanley, bro...

Griffin's first acting job of the night?

Remember when we couldn't get to the FT line at all early in the season? Now we got a dude who will probably be shooting like 10 of them on a lot of nights.


Seriously, i don't remember anybody on the Pistons EVER getting star calls like this. Maybe Grant Hill i guess....

That's not a foul.

Marc Gasol: 3 point shooter just feels so wrong.

HE WAS ONE OF THE GOOD ONES

Andre using that one post move he has.

Haha, Blake with the blatant travel.............. whistle ...... foul on Memphis...this is great!

Haha, Blake with the blatant travel.............. whistle ...... foul on Memphis...this is great!

Starting to think we should've gotten a legit superstar player years ago, Vinny!

"Andre boards it for Blake Griffin"

So. weird.

That finish, though.

Starting to think we should've gotten a legit superstar player years ago, Vinny!
I feel kind of dirty though.

When in doubt, bail them out ... with a whistle.

No idea who that was.

Andre Drummond get it together bitch

I feel kind of dirty though.
I just keep thinking back to that ECF against Miami where the refs just handed the series to the Heat.

Luke Can'tGaurd

Luke needs to grow up fast.

Was that the Harrison who beat UM in the Elite 8 that one year at the horn?

Figures they'd go on a nice little run with #BlakeSuperior out of the game.

#BlakeSuperior
BOOM

Put Blake back in plz

Oh my god, we look like ass without Griffin right now.

PUT IN WILLIE JORDAN AND/OR BRYCE JOHNSON

Avery Bradley was the lynch pin.

PUT IN WILLIE JORDAN AND/OR BRYCE JOHNSON

Willie Reed*

Willie Reed*
Smooth Willie Reed*

Boban returns to the Palace next Friday. If that game isn't a sell out...

Moreland trying out his blake griffin impression

Moreland trying out his blake griffin impression
Blake taught him that in only one practice.

CROOKED Dillary Books.

We could get the #1 pick with this team. SVG is a genius.

LOB CITY

LOB CITY
DETROIT LOB CITY!

DETROIT LOB CITY!

hell yeah, Vincenzo!

I think I like Blake Griffin now.

They're really pushing this on the stadium feed during timeouts:
https://www.fevo.com/edp/Guys-Night-Out-ANJzp3Mb

No idea who those guys are.

Andre is ass.

They're really pushing this on the stadium feed during timeouts:
https://www.fevo.com/edp/Guys-Night-Out-ANJzp3Mb

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

"Your quirky friend"

Why is Stanley ever allowed to shoot a three?

"Your quirky friend"

Would much rather get a postgame meet and greet with blake than the Pistons dancers

NBATickets.com dad is the worst dad.

Who the fuck is Dillon Brooks?

Why is Stanley ever allowed to shoot a three?

NBATickets.com dad is the worst dad.
The Andersons are going to the game????

Keep shooting, Stanley!

Stanley heat check, lol.

Keep shooting, Stanley!
Never doubted him.

Never doubted him.
Back to doubting him.

Another superstar call!!

Always believed in Stainkey

NBATickets.com dad is the worst dad.

But Mom...

This team has been ass all night with Blake off the floor.

Andre needs to stop it right now.

Kennard is a terrible passer.

LIKE Buycks.

All night long it has seemed to me like Andre's playing like he really wants to impress Blake.

All night long it has seemed to me like Andre's playing like he really wants to impress Blake.
This, so much this. It was kind of awkward. Almost posted the exact same thing at halftime.

LOVE Stanley.

Stankey is everything.

Gores was out there that timeout in one of those goofy V-necks he wears that looks more like a 'u-neck' throwing t-shirts into the crowd.

Gores was out there that timeout in one of those goofy V-necks he wears that looks more like a 'u-neck' throwing t-shirts into the crowd.

Idiot Gores.

This Gryfon guy is pretty good. Should have been playing him earlier in the season.

I kind of want to impress Blake too.

LOL @ him blatantly shoving that guy and glaring at the ref for calling him for it.

I kind of want to impress Blake too.

LOL @ him blatantly shoving that guy and glaring at the ref for calling him for it.
Almost thought the ref was going to apologize.

Stanley's misses are so bad. There's a reason they keep leaving you that wide open guy.

This Gryfon guy is pretty good. Should have been playing him earlier in the season.

Even after we win the championship this year, I'm still going to have a hard time getting used to having him.

TOLLY

BOOM

TOLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tolly, baby!

You know Blake's happy he doesn't have to play against him anymore.

Anthony Tolliver will be the head coach of the Pistons in a few years. Mark my words.

Sure hope Griffin didn't hurt something going to the floor there.

I'm so tired of DILLON BROOKS.

Why no Dre out there?

Almost thought the ref was going to apologize.

He should've apologized to Blake, Vinny.

Look at Gores cheerleading.

Remember when he ran onto the court after Josh Smith hit a game winner in the preseason?

He should've apologized to Blake, Vinny.
True dat, my bad.

Gores is drunk as fuck.

Gores is drunk as fuck.

Not drunk, just BEING IMPACTFUL

Gores is drunk as fuck.
For sure.

Not drunk, just BEING IMPACTFUL

Just came here to try and make a BE IMPACTFUL joke.

All night long it has seemed to me like Andre's playing like he really wants to impress Blake.

Haha, I can't stop thinking about this. He kept kind of looking at him for approval every time he made a good play. I'm kind of worried he might be a big fucking pussy.

He also kept trying those terrible 8-foot hook shots that he never fucking makes like he was trying to show off and shit.

Haha, I can't stop thinking about this. He kept kind of looking at him for approval every time he made a good play. I'm kind of worried he might be a big fucking pussy.

He also kept trying those terrible 8-foot hook shots that he never fucking makes like he was trying to show off and shit.

Yup! He was probably thinking, "PLEASE THINK I'M BETTER THAN DEANDRE."

Wouldn't have been as funny if we lost.

Who else is excited for Saturday, fam??

Who else is excited for Saturday, fam??

Seriously, this is kind of great though. I already told a couple people I was "busy" saturday to avoid other commitments. Not like I necessarily would have done anything anyways but it helps that they're exciting to watch for now at least.

Wow, Blake Griffin is really good!

Dre is a follower, pure and simple. Is that a surprise to anyone?

Yup! He was probably thinking, "PLEASE THINK I'M BETTER THAN DEANDRE."

Wouldn't have been as funny if we lost.
Andre legit has a crush on Blake.

Andre legit has a crush on Blake.

To be fair, so do I.

To be fair, so do I.

How could you not my man? He's so dreamy.

He is honestly the least "Detroit Pistons" type player I could possibly imagine. I keep expecting him to show up as a guest star on sitcoms while I watch them.

To be fair, so do I.

Thoughts on Taylor Griffin?

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/bEBusOVNz0J0Q-7xrlsRGMJilZk=/0x41:467x352/1200x800/filters:focal(0x41:467x352)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/2030715/118994494.0.jpg

“Deal with it.”

Andre legit has a crush on Blake.

Andre crushes on anyone who doesn't grow shoulder hair.
Sorry Gla.

Hopefully, he leaves the Kardashian trash behind.

We know Andre, we know.


Drummond shouted across the locker room, “I’m your biggest fan, Blake! Love you!” The two laughed and kept bantering, a chummy cap to the night.


http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/columnists/bob-wojnowski/2018/02/02/wojo-griffin-makes-immediate-impact-pistons/110033400/

Get hype.

When Reggie Returns this team is going hard at Boston and Cleveland.

I just keep thinking back to that ECF against Miami where the refs just handed the series to the Heat.

Don't forget the finals after that.

Don't forget the finals after that.
Yeah, but I hate Dallas too so it didn't make me as mad. But agreed.

Thoughts on Taylor Griffin?

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“Deal with it.”

Completely forgot that dude existed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZOMLKaxf4M

Happy Blake Day to ya, you guys.

Happy Blake Day to ya, you guys.
So hype. I wonder what he's going to wear?

So pumped.

Let's do this, you guys.

BEAT THE NUMBER

Greg: Bullock
Johnny: Stanley
Mickey: Galloway
Grant: Blake

I missed George's. Sorry, guys!!

Vinny: Andre

http://www.espn.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400975521

Tobias getting it done!

No Whiteside tonight.

No Whiteside tonight.
Scurrrred.

Scurrrred.

SO scared, Vinny.

LOVE the classic home white unis.

Forgot the Heat had OlynDYK.

Lol, Blake almost just wiped out in warmups, probably would have fluke-ended his career.

I remember kinda wanting the Pistons to draft Brice Johnson. NOW WE HAVE HIM!

Stanley really has become a good passer, that's not the best example right there but I could see something get going with the 3 of them in the frontcourt.

Nice try "Kelly".

I want to see Stanley in the three point contest for the LOLS

Duuuude

Blake is so good, man.

Duuuude

Blake is so good, man.
So good.

Superstar call #1!

Nice air ball, KELLY.

I honestly have no idea how the Heat are 29-23.

Yeah, I'm sure Whiteside had the shits tonight and I doubt it was from "the flu" George.

Lol @ Blake standing in the key for like EIGHT SECONDS not guarding anybody. Not a whistle in sight.

It's like the hot girl that doesn't realize why she never has to pay for anything.

Lol, Ellenson.

LMAO

Superstar call #2?

I guess #3 if you count post 152

James Johnson looking like Sheed.

Ellenson is a mess. Hard to watch him run around without a clue on both ends

Ellenson is a mess. Hard to watch him run around without a clue on both ends

He sucks, Fool. He sucks REAL bad.

Once again, team starts looking like total ass without HOT Blake.

Ellenson is a mess. Hard to watch him run around without a clue on both ends
He looks like a child snuck out onto the court.

He sucks, Fool. He sucks REAL bad.

Hope we move this dude somehow.

Henry, not Fool. I love Fool.

WTF is up with SVG and this team on the floor. Hoping Bullock and Dre can give you an offense? Blake or Ish on the floor at all times OGTFO.

SVG needs to put Tobias and Blake in.

Fuck off Kelly!!!

Blake Superior is back. Finally.

Lol @ Winslow on Griffin.

Blake just bodybagged him.

Blake or Ish on the floor at all times OGTFO.

My top 7 most HATED Heat players of all time

1. D-Wade
2. Shaq
3. Antoine Walker
4. James Posey
5. Haslem
6. Dragic
7. KELLY

Fuck a Zo and his kidney.

Fuck a Zo and his kidney.

Damn, I forgot he even existed until I saw this. I wish I could go back to 30 seconds ago.

Quit taking it at two guys by yourself and fuck off Stanley.

The Heat are playing harder right now.

Is there a way to do Ellenson for Dragic straight up? Cuz I'm tired of playing this scumbag.

LOVE Ish.

Not sure how to feel about Ish's 9/11 from the field though.

#NeverForget

lol

Ish is a patriot

Dragic is Croatian for FUCKBOY

Dragic is Croatian for FUCKBOY

Slovenian*

Dragic moving up that list

The Heat just keep handing us the ball.

Langston Curry is back!

Langston Curry is back!

Boom!

Langston Curry can't be stopped.

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! DUNK OF THE YEAR TOLLY, GOOD SHIT!!! Damn, only Blake Griffin's supposed to make posters like that homeboy.

Nice.

Yikes

James "Rasheed Wallace" Johnson just destroyed Andre.

Yikes

James "Rasheed Wallace" Johnson just destroyed Andre.

Andre's first thought after that dunk..

"Blake won't think I'm as cool now!"

Big time trade....David Hall commercials....

Holy shit, it's 2004 again!

Big time trade....David Hall commercials....

Holy shit, it's 2004 again!
We just need Glan to un-run everybody off and we'll be back!

God DAMN, I hate this Heat team.

Looks like Adam Silvers got the word out that Blake's on the Pistons now.

Hate these fuckers soooo much.

Man. What's gotten into Stanley?

Damn! What a pass.

Man, if Stanley could hit a three to save his life he would own the world.

Easy buckets in the clutch are very nice.

Man, if Stanley could hit a three to save his life he would own the world.

Seriously. Kid can D up, dribble a little and is stronger than anyone his size. If he could just throw the ball through the hoop.

The league is out to get Blake Griffin and I'm SICK OF IT, fam.

DEFENSE

Blake looks like if the kid from Mask didn't have a deformed face.

BOOM

BLAKE SHOW

GO FUCK YOURSELF DRAGIC

Seriously. Kid can D up, dribble a little and is stronger than anyone his size. If he could just throw the ball through the hoop.
Hits his free throws, good passer, quick hands...

Is this the last fucking game of the regular season against these chumps? It better be.

Hell yeah.

GO FUCK YOURSELF DRAGIC

Fuck that Slovack!

Fuck that Slovack!

Go back to Serbia!

Love me some Ish

Griffin didn't have a great game, but he made the superstar plays when they counted most.

God, my dick is SO HARD right now.

Nothing better than basketball when there's a reason to watch your team.

33 points for that Bulgarian piece of shit.

FUCK OFF DRAGIC

Estonia ain't never made anything good. Tragic included.

Nothing better than basketball when there's a reason to watch your team.

+1

Estonia ain't never made anything good. Tragic included.
Well, Skype wasn't bad before Americans fucked it up.

+1

Holy crap DE!

Holy crap DE!

+1

https://image.ibb.co/m3zZJm/Speechless.jpg


Uhhhhhhhhhh...Was this in the Steele Dossier?

More than a little worried now.

Ish, man, just... man.

And I hate to say it, but Spo is one of the best coaches in the game these days.

Hurled

Happy Blake Day, you guys! Happy Tollidays, too!

So Hype.

Hoping for another loud packed house tonight!!!!

BEAT THE NUMBER PICKS

Blaha: Ish
Kelser: Andre
Johnny: Bullock
Mickey: Stanley
Grant: Tolly

BEAT THE NUMBER PICKS

Blaha: Ish
Kelser: Andre
Johnny: Bullock
Mickey: Stanley
Grant: Tolly
Vinny: Andre

Stanley with the Tayshaun block!

Man. Bullock. Feeling it.

Go back to Bosnia and take Dragic with you, Nurkic!

The acting in those Taylor Chevrolet commercials is brutal. Put Blake Griffin in there instead and watch your sales skyrocket.

Seriously, Kennard can't make a 4 foot pass to a wide open guy.

Blake. Man.

He's feeling it, Vinny. gonna be a LOOOOONG night for Rip Shitty.

Lol, Lue's so getting fired during the break.

That Tolliver travel call was bullshit. Tolly has never taken anything that wasn't his in his life.

Langston Curry fam

*Marv Albert voice* a spectacular move by Anthony Tolliver

Great pass by Stanley too.

Langston Curry is on fire

Blake is LIVID with that call. LIVID.

Gotta say I kinda enjoy Blake's "I can't believe you called a foul even though it clearly was one" shtick now that he's with us.

An ELECTRIFYING play by Blake Griffin to end the half

Chris Kaman at the game.

8 man rotation again. Wonder how permanent this is.....I guess 'til Reggie's back probably.

27 Assists on 35 makes.

These are halcyon days.

These are halcyon days.
Oh what a time it is to be alive!

.500!

Blake for MVP?

Happy Blake Day, you guys.