Please get Stanley out of there
You decided to watch 3 minutes again Glan?

Sigh

He’s 2 for 9 and has no b-ball IQ

You decided to watch 3 minutes again Glan?


Please get DADZIG outta here

LOL!!

At least SVG took him out when I asked lol

How is it a 4 point game?

This defense is such trash.

Gonna lose by 20

Boo birds lol

LOVE ENNIS

Ish is trying.

He’s 2 for 9 and has no b-ball IQ
This is asinine. No basketball IQ? There's no way you watch these games man. Enough trolling.

So close to CLICKing

Can't believe they suckered me in a couple weeks ago.

Fugly shots this qtr

Annnd click

Team’s far from being ready for prime time. Lottery.

SVG must go.

1:00 tip for some reason today fam.

BEAT THE NUMBER PICKS, aka the only real reason to watch lately!

Shepard: Bullock
Grant: Ish
Blaha: Andre
Greg: Stanley
Johnny: Moreland

BEAT THE NUMBER PICKS, aka the only real reason to watch lately!

Shepard: Bullock
Grant: Ish
Blaha: Andre
Greg: Stanley
Johnny: Moreland
Blake

Need someone to guard Kemba.

So, so hype.

So, so hype.

Was looking for a "NOT!" in white text

Fam... this team sucks.

#CanStanVan

Fam... this team sucks.

So many turnovers.

Hope 28-54 will be good enough for a top 5 pick!

20 POINT GAME!

DON'T LOOK NOW

Love Ennis

I think the Hornets should make some more threes

Puke garbage.

Feel so deflated and worn out after these games. I’m not surprised nobody wants to pay $100+ to go see this in person

Yeah, so I guess I'm kinda over the Griffin trade now.

I didn't watch

BEAT THE NUMBER PICKS

grant: ish
johnny: bullock
mickey: buycks
blaha: andre
greg: stanley

More like "Welcome to another frustrating night of NBA basketball"

PISTONS = OWNED!

BEAT THE NUMBER PICKS

grant: ish
johnny: bullock
mickey: buycks
blaha: andre
greg: stanley
Vinny: Ish

HATE lowry.

What's the record for most made 3 pointers given up by a team in a season?

Puke garbage.

Click.

So sick of being a mopey sad sack fan.

Just got home from a thing at my kids’ school. Looks like I didn’t miss anything important.

:emo kid:

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Fam... yikes.

Why am I watching this? Dammit

Ennis starting over Stanley

Never doubted MY Pistons.

Glan = PWNED
https://twitter.com/AJohnsonNBA/status/969028068340879363

Lol!

Why in the fuck is Jason Terry still playing? My goodness.

Why in the fuck is Jameer nelson still playing? My goodness.

Too bad it takes the guy losing his job to get him to play worth a damn

Too bad it takes the guy losing his job to get him to play worth a damn
TROLL

Glad I never stopped believing in this team. The streak starts here.

Let's make it 2 in a row, boys!

Beat the Number picks

Blaha: Bullock
Kelser: Andre
Johnny: Buycks
Keating: Moreland
Grant: Ish

J-Enn, baby!

LOVE ENNIS

We have to be the worst three point defensive team in the league. I can't believe there's a worse team.

We have to be the worst three point defensive team in the league. I can't believe there's a worse team.

Third worst pct wise somehow

Eric Moreland? More like Eric SCOREland.

As of last week we were no 7 (best) at giving up threes. It’s been a really bad last three weeks or so, though, so we must have been near the top before that.

Not feeling so great about this 4th quarter, you guys.

We have to be the worst three point defensive team in the league. I can't believe there's a worse team.

Either early this year or last year we tied the team record with 17 made threes in a game and i swear we've given up 17 at least 6 times this year.

Starting to feel good about this 4th quarter, you guys!

As of last week we were no 7 (best) at giving up threes. It’s been a really bad last three weeks or so, though, so we must have been near the top before that.

Wild

Blake Superior!

Oh Jesus Christ.

ENNIS

Overtime bitches!

Greg Kelser calling out the stormtroopers.

Jesus Christ

I'm pretty sure Blake's been teaching Andre how to over exaggerate his getting fouled. I swear that's like the 5th time this week I've seen Andre writhing in pain on the ground for like 10 seconds before just hopping right up and running around like nothing happened.

We should be doing nothing but force-feeding Blake here. Wtf.

This is where we really miss Reggie.

Think I’m going to crank some Black Sabbath and feel depressed, yg.

I hate this team, fam. :emo kid:

Think I’m going to crank some Black Sabbath and feel depressed, yg.

Vol 4?

We should be doing nothing but force-feeding Blake here. Wtf.

This is where we really miss Reggie.

Isn't he supposed to be coming back really soon?

Well, the Pistons' win streak had to end eventually.

Well, the Pistons' win streak had to end eventually.
Great perspective Oobs. Thanks for keeping us all grounded.

Yeah, thanks Oobs!

No Beat the Number picks tonight because FUCK THEM.

I just remembered I FUCKING HATE THIS HEAT TEAM.

This might get frustrating.

Must-win game.

I just remembered I FUCKING HATE THIS HEAT TEAM.

This might get frustrating.

Forgot they added Wade too.

All of my least favorite players should just go to the Heat.

Wow, Blake hit a three

Down 16 already. Don’t really have it in me to finish this one out. Think I’ll go do something fun.

Putting Celtics vs. Rockets on, fuck this shit.

I'd say that now is the time for tanking, but 1. it's too late to lose enough games for a top 4 pick, and 2. this team has always been terrible at tanking at the end of a failed season. Looking forward to watching the Clippers get pick #12 or whatever.

Oh... there's a game on.

Another G-D scheduling loss. So sick of this.

Another G-D scheduling loss. So sick of this.

GLAN DADZIG?

Life is so much worse when the Pistons suck, you guys.

Life is so much worse when the Pistons suck, you guys.

It seriously has affected me emotionally.

It's cool hearing the local yokel newscasters call the Pistons a "dumpster fire."

I have tickets to tomorrow's game, it'll be a winner I'm sure!

It seriously has affected me emotionally.

Haven't been able to stop crying fam.

The false hope we got after the Blake deal just makes it all so much worse.

The false hope we got after the Blake deal just makes it all so much worse.

I posted that we were fun to watch.

It hurts, DADZIG.

I have a job interview tomorrow AND the Pistons will pick up a win against the #1 team in the East? The day couldn't get better!

Good luck on the job thing, at least.

Let's go Pistons, you guys.

*falls to the floor, sobs uncontrollably*

That was easily the most entertaining Pistons game I've been to in years, despite the loss. So much crazy stuff happened near the end.

That was easily the most entertaining Pistons game I've been to in years, despite the loss. So much crazy stuff happened near the end.

Yeah, the least we can do is try to be fun the rest of the way.

I had a work thing, why did Stanley get DNP? Hurt?

I had a work thing, why did Stanley get DNP? Hurt?
He's got a back.

HATE shitcago.

Great win! Glad I didn’t watch.

Pistons playing for the first time in what feels like a damn week tonight

Rod Beard‏Verified account @detnewsRodBeard (https://twitter.com/detnewsRodBeard) 6h6 hours ago (https://twitter.com/detnewsRodBeard/status/973610751255629824)




#Pistons (https://twitter.com/hashtag/Pistons?src=hash) SVG said Reggie Bullock is DOUBTFUL for tonight and Dwight Buycks is OUT. Stanley Johnson went through walkthrough and is good to go.



I'm guessing this means we see Stanley miscast as a 2-guard again.

jesus christ.

I can't wait until Van Gundy is gone.

What can we get for Blake in the offseason I wonder?

That painful shit I took 20 minutes ago was more enjoyable than this.

The speed with which Blake has just fucking CRUMBLED is incredible. He just looks more and more incredulous as he stares at the ref and slowly realizes you don't get the same calls in Detroit as you do in LA. He just looks defeated.

Stan should be gone tomorrow. Any less 'respected' coach would be. This is a motherfucking embarrassment. Just shameful.

So much puke garbage.

Really hope that Gores has already decided to shitcan Stan. It does sound like it, according to his recent comments, at least.

Hopefully he doesn't just promote Tellem and keep SVG as coach.

#Pistons SVG said entire team is DOUBTFUL for tonight and everyone is OUT TO LUNCH. Stanley Johnson slept through walkthrough and is good to go.

TICK TOCK

Reggie's starting and playing 15 minutes.

Cool. Also apparently the Pistons won yesterday!

Cool. Also apparently the Pistons won yesterday!
We're back baby!

Didn't realize there was a game on tonight!

Another win! Look out Houston!

The playoff push is back on, boys!

Tonight I learned Joe Johnson didn't retire and plays for the Rockets now.

Tonight I learned Joe Johnson didn't retire and plays for the Rockets now.
#metoo

YOU GOT LUCKY THIS TIME, HOUSTON, WE’RE NOT GOING TO GO 6/38 ON THREES VERY OFTEN

42-40 boys, here we come!

If we had a winning record but no playoffs, would SVG still have his job next year?

HEY LUKE, HACK A DRE DOESN’T WORK ANYMORE, BRO

It's always nice beating the FAKERS

Nice to see Dre go 5 for 6 from the line.
Nice to see the Tolliver Effect.
Nice to see these Flakers lose.

Think we could finally beat these guys, guys.

HATE the Goddamned motherfucking Wizards.

There's no way the Pistons beat the Wizards. That didn't happen.

BIGGEST GAME OF THE YEAR

5 games left, it looks like our next loss or Milwaukee's next win eliminates us.

Is that correct?

So if we win out and they lose out, we're in?

Shorter: We're not getting in.

HERE'S HOW BERNIE AND THE PISTONS CAN STILL WIN

HERE'S HOW BERNIE AND THE PISTONS CAN STILL WIN
Nice.

SMH @ giving up 130 to the Grizz

Haven't been watching lately so maybe he's been playng well, but it's always a sad sight seeing Ellenson out on the floor.

THANKS FOR A GREAT SEASON!!!

SO HAPPY THAT WE HAD A STRONG FINISH!!