Because somebody had to make the thread.

Predictions, Vin? We going to get a season preview edition of From the Bleachers?

NOT happy that Salty is a Blue Jay

So you're MADZIG?

BOOM

Wish b-diddy was here trying to convince me to get hype, because nothing about this team excites me this year.

lol @ PICK THE STICK

lol @ GUARANTEED RATE STADIUM

Looks like a packed house by White Sux standards. HA!!!!

For a sec I was wondering where J.D. was, then I remembered he got hurt.

Saladino is Hogg's least favorite player.

Get it? BECAUSE SALAD AND HOGG IS A BIG GUY. HA!

JACOBY!

EAT SHIT GLAN!

INCREDIBLE!

IT'S A HOME RUN PARTY, BOYS!!!

JACOBY!

EAT SHIT GLAN!

Um, it's "JaCoby", bruh.

Wish that sad, pathetic loser b-diddy was here, because everything about this team excites me this year.

+1

lol @ ASShey!

lol @ TIM

HATE Tim.

VERLANDER IS (STILL) BACK!!

BTW, is the Kirk Gibson nightmare finally over?

BTW, is the Kirk Gibson nightmare finally over?
Nope, splitting time.

Fuck.

This is probably a little too late but if anyone has T-Mobile they're giving away free MLB.tv accounts today (Tuesday) only. Just download their 'tuesday' app.

HATE weather.

HATE

I'm not a Boyd fan, guys.

Fuck off, Sanchez.

ANNABELLE

#smh

Need good Zimmerman.

I SEE YOU JIMMY MAC!

Need good Zimmerman.

We got good Zimmerman, you guy.

Zziimmeerrmmaann*

BITCH BORELAND

BITCH BORELAND
Bitch.

Ha!

BITCH BORELAND

That's how you make a return, fellas.

Thoughts on Norris, Vin? LOVE? HATE? INDIFFERENT?

Man. We still have Alex Wilson?

NICK is SICK!

NICK is SICK!
He has just been HAMMERING everything he hits.

Is V-Mart the most boring player to watch in baseball? I'll hang up and listen.

Man. We still have Bruce Rondon?

HATE Brock "Steve" Holt

HATE Brock "Steve" Holt

Somewhere Mr. I is sitting back... and frowning.

HATE RonDONE.

Somewhere Mr. I is sitting back... and frowning.

Somewhere up in the clouds, trying to understand the meaning of "bullpen"

^ It's a bullCRAPen, DrRay11, that's for sure

HATE RonDONE.

Remember when Ausmus sent him home because he was too lazy?

I lol'd as I was typing that.

NICK is SICK!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXjkH_9Y4Qs

Jimenez up, Ron-DONE

Never want to see RonDONE again.

KINSLER SOLO HOMER!

1-1 bottom 6th!

Is this really already Assmus' fourth season here?

Is Nick pulling out any big plays today?

Is Nick pulling out any big plays today?
Knocked in the go-ahead run! He's a monster!

HATE Brock "Steve" Holt

HE STRUCK HIM OUT!

TIGERS WIN 2-1!

Another pitcher's duel brewing.

MCCANN WADDUP

LOVE Jimmy Mac.

Justin Wilson?

More like Justin Kills 'em. Ha!

HATE-Rod

K-Rod!!!

Long live diger

LOVE Tigers.

Tigers.

Feeling #proud.

Sit down, BuxTON.

Spearmint or fruit?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/bd/c3/b4/bdc3b4a02358e0fbaae24064f24d71f1.jpg

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/4639560/mr-buxton-o.gif

Get it together, Zziimmeerrmmaann.

Is Jordan JorDONE?

Sanchez is just the worst.

Well, it's a tie between Sanchez and Caitlyn Rondon.

posts #69-71 might be some of my best work here

I keep lolling

posts #69-71 might be some of my best work here

I keep lolling

So funny I forgot to laugh!

So funny I forgot to laugh!

Fucking savage!

HATE Zekyl.

Shit, the Indians have A-Jax now?

We're in business! Tigers with runners on the corners with nobody out. They hold a 1-0 lead over the Cleveland Indians.

THREE RUN HOMAAAAAAAAAH!

HOMER FOR AVILA!

IT'S A GOOD OL' FASHIONED ASS WHOOPIN', FELLAS!

Al!

alex wilson retire bitch

Cuevas retire bitch

K-ROD RETIRE BITCH!!!

Atta boy, K-Rod. Tigers win!

Never in doubt.

Come on now JV.

FUCK

Sounds like a bad day for JV.

HATE Kate Upton.

Only thing that can ruin him is a woman.

Alex Avila says EAT SHIT GLAN.

Feels so good winning a series against these losers and haters!

HATE Pick the Stick.

MISS Beat the Number.

Zziimmeerrmmaann is so wack.

Retire bitch

FUCK!

The worst.

Hope Iglesias didn't get seriously hurt.

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LOL!!!

LOL! This team is fucking god-awful!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

So mom-guy.

Man. Tigers.

https://s8.postimg.org/8dbikej5h/Thumbs_Down_Tigers_Guy.gif

Can't believe they got swept by the Tampon Gay DrRays.

Nicholas the Dicholas

Fuck you Haley you'll pay for that you bitch.

Man! Tigers! Best team.

Fuck you Haley you'll pay for that you bitch.

Haley retire bitch

Who the fuck are these guys?

I missed a BASEBRAWL?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR7cmnsAE9s

HELL YEAH!

Gonna eat those MariNERDS up!

HERE WE GO TIGERS, HERE WE GO!

Oh fuck it's Gibson.

MUTE

Who the fuck is Jim Adduci?

Too soon to call JorDONE trash?

#ImwithKristen

ALWAYS

EAT SHIT, FELIX! THERE IS ONLY ONE KING AND HIS NAME IS DONALD J. TRUMP!

EAT SHIT THAT GUY WHO WAS YOUNGER WHO USED TO POST HERE AND WAS FROM OREGON I THINK BUT WAS A MARINERS FAN!

EAT SHIT THAT GUY WHO WAS YOUNGER WHO USED TO POST HERE AND WAS FROM OREGON I THINK BUT WAS A MARINERS FAN!

HATED that idiot, even though I probably wasn't even around then.

19 runs. Man.

Phew. Tigers.

Sanchez is sofaking bad.

Bad!

Not a good inning defensively for Nick the DICK.

Alex Wilson is butt juice

Fucking Tim.

Should change the name of the team to the Detroit TiGIRLS, because they play like they have vaginas.

#KSTAT'D

I hate Jordan Zziimmeerrmmaann, you guys, I'm sorry.

LOVE beating up on the Indians.

Gotta love the Tigers score 6 runs and get 6 free mcnuggets promo. McDonalds will regret this.

Even Anibel got some outs tonight.

4th place in the Central you guys, :we: got this!

Up to Addouchey! Come on, Addouchey!

Should've known better than to have faith in Addouchey.

Stick to making pizzas you stupid Italian idiot.

Should've known better than to have faith in Addouchey.

Stick to making pizzas you stupid Italian idiot.

Is he a cousin or something LBD??

No relation as far as I know, but even if we were related I'd still deny it. That son of a bitch.

7-2, that's what i'm talking about Tigers!

Also, completely forgot the game was on.

Sad thing is I expected them to lose after BB-Rod walked dude.

BB-ROD RETIRE BITCH

Puke vomit.

J-Up killed that ball

Only Aaron Hernandez was supposed to commit murders like that, homeboy.

Nice.

Only Aaron Hernandez was supposed to commit murders like that, homeboy.

STOP DEFAMING AN INNOCENT MAN

Matt Boyd plays tough. His stuff's not that great but he fucking competes man.

FUCKING FUCK YOURSELF SANCHEZ.

FUCKING FUCK YOURSELF SANCHEZ.

HATE that iffy motherfucker.

LOVE Jupton.

a 5-0 lead over the Angels in Anaheim? Whaaaat?

That poor kid tearing into that corndog, he's going to be tortured in school for pretty much the rest of his life.

(EDITOR'S NOTE: they spent 30 seconds focused in on some kid in a tigers shirt in the stands who had no idea he was being watched or filmed just devouring a corndog, tearing it apart in his hands, taking huge bites of the meat, almost licking it at times.)

Sir, How do you feel about Jordan Zimmerman?

Well at least he's not fucking Sanchez.

Zziimmeerrmmaann has been such a waste of money so far.

At least he isn't Sanchez, tho.

LOVE Jupton.

QFT!

Feels so good to have J.D. back, you Vinny.

Feels so good to have J.D. back, you Vinny.
LOVE J.D.

This season feels so 81 wins...y.

That's pretty lossy.

Analytics Night? Bet Moss is pleased

Fucking Gibson putting people to sleep with his boring voice.

HATE Boyd.

Fucking Gibson putting people to sleep with his boring voice.
Lol @ him trying to explain all these advanced statistics.

I never appreciate Rod more than I do when Gibson's in the booth. Fuck.

JD is a motherfucking animal.

HATE Trumbeau.

J-Up's time to shine.

J.D.'s time to shine.

Avila has been fucking awesome this year.

Avila has been fucking awesome this year.

Homer for Tyler "I'm no one on WTFDetroit.com's Tiger" Collins!

Can't believe Jimenez is still around.

Homer for Tyler "I'm no one on WTFDetroit.com's Tiger" Collins!

!!!

Iglesias FTW!

Mannnn, this V-Mart interview is awkward as hell.

Tigers! Man.

JD is a motherfucking animal.

More like DON'T MESS WITH DETROIT!

Surprised there is no love being shown for the McDonalds App and the free 6 piece chicken mcnuggets when the Tigers score 6 runs

Seems worth coming to Michigan for

I'm sure Glan's Tiger Jordan Zimmerman will save us tonight.

Puke

This team is butt juice.

HATE Glan's Tiger

Wait, who's My Tiger again?

Jordan Zimmerman right now. Anibel got sent down so you needed a new one.

Please keep me apprised as events warrant.

HATE Glan's Tiger

I didn't see the game, but his stat line didn't seem as horrible as it usually is.

$200,000,000 bust.

Loved Rod basically saying the umpire sucks earlier.

keating and C-Mo talking about signatures. Riveting.

Man. Avila.

Think the dream is over, gus.

Think there might actually be only 8 people there...

THOSE WH ITE SUX BROS ARE SO PUMPED!

Lol @ the TODDFATHER

Sit down, chump!

I've never doubted Justin Wilson. Always been behind him even while the haters and losers criticized.

So many haters and losers.

God I hate Glan's Tiger JorDONE Zziimmeerrmmaann.

Damn you and your perfect beard, Alex Avila

J.D. is on fire, you guys.

LOVE killing the White Sux.

JD. Man. He's going to get paid.

GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRLS!!!

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/miscpics/tigerssweep.jpg

Love the girls!

The Tigers have won a season high 4 games in a row. Can they keep the momentum going and win their fifth in a row tonight? Tune in and find out!

Iglesias making it look easy.

HATE "Kole"

Lousy no-good cheating umpire.

Dammit, J-Up.

OHHHHHHH ROMINE!!!!!

OHHHHHHH ROMINE!!!!!

https://www.ussupplyhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/organic-romaine-lettuce-1.jpg

"Brooks Pounders"

Boy, this team sucks.

Two games under .500 but only 3 GB... to the fucking TWINS..

Boy, this division sucks

Boy, it's a hot one out there. And this team bloooows.

Atta boy, Alex. Still not out of the woods yet.

Atta boy, Alex. Still not out of the woods yet.
LOVE Alex.

Leyland doesn't look a day over 76!

Nice pink pants.

Avila has ALWAYS been my favorite.

Yeah, Nicholas!!!

J-UP!!!

This team is fun when they aren't too busy SUCKING.

I agree. I like watching them when they win.

Man, Avila is feelin' it.

Bet he always knew Foghat was a British band.

Have had headphones on. Just realized Rod's in tonight and not Gibson. #blessed

Have had headphones on. Just realized Rod's in tonight and not Gibson. #blessed
And C-Mo found a guy in the stands in a C-Mo jersey.

Guy didn't have the heart to tell him he got it for 4 bucks at Marshalls....

Tampa's just leaving this pitcher hung out there to dry?

Ha. Hung.

Nice throw, Beckham. NOT!!! LOL

Nice throw, Beckham. NOT!!! LOL
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And C-Mo found a guy in the stands in a C-Mo jersey.

Guy didn't have the heart to tell him he got it for 4 bucks at Marshalls....

Maybe the guy just "mistakenly" walked out of the store with it?

It wasn't a BELT Glan, those can run as much as 9.99 at some Marshalls.. Even a homeless guy can afford the 4 bucks for a good old #27 jersey on clearance.

Is that fucking Nick Swisher on the FS1 preshow? Gotta be.

MIGGY IS BACK!

The shift is for FUCKING CHEATERS.

I think this team enjoys losing.

Jesus Christ this team sucks.

Sanchez getting a standing O... something I didn't think I'd be seeing this year.

lol, we suck

HATE Chumpf.

Good division to suck in, though!

LOVE Nicholas

God bless The Troops™ and the Detroit Tigers.

HATE terrorists and the San Francisco Giants.

Matt Shepard is the guy in his neighborhood who sets off fireworks at 4 in the morning.

God bless The Troops™ and the Detroit Tigers.

HATE terrorists and the San Francisco Giants.
AMEN. A certain dad guy could learn from you.

AMEN. A certain dad guy could learn from you.

He probably hasn't thanked a single troop today. So ungrateful.

I'ma miss J.D. when we trade him.

LET'S GO J-UP

Jesus Christ, we STILL have fucking Rondon?