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It's pretty much sweep or sell this weekend. If we don't sweep the Indians throw in the towel. Probably throw it in anyways really....

Yes. It is time.

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blowitthefuckup, trade everyone 'cept Foolmer

Such a trash team, fam.

DONE

Verlander
JD
Victor
Wilson
Kinsler


Sell sell sell!

^ This

A source told me the Cubs offered Schwarber for Foolmer.

Am I missing something, Vin? Because my response was lolno.

A source told me the Cubs offered Schwarber for Foolmer.

Am I missing something, Vin? Because my response was lolno.
I'd take him for Verlander but for Fulmer, lolno sounds about right.

this:

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Gangsta

Wonder what kind of trades SVG could pull off with this team.

J.D.'s been traded.

Fo sho? For who? I saw he got pulled but it's a blowout.

Fo sho? For who? I saw he got pulled but it's a blowout.

Sorry, got hacked.

Back tightness, no trade yet.

Sorry, got hacked.


Fucking Glan.

J.D.'s been traded.

FAKE NEWS

Hearing JD to Dbags. For real this time?

https://twitter.com/jonmorosi/status/887438277891981312

I can confirm this is happening.

The Tigers have acquired INF's Dawel Lugo, Sergio Alcantara & Jose King from the Arizona Diamondbacks in exchange for OF J.D. Martinez.

Dawel Lugo is Arizona's #4 prospect. Has a .743 OPS at age 22 in Double-A. SS who moved to 3B this year

Just thought you guys might want to know my take on things

Great scoop DrRay!

Everyone else needs to try harder.

J.D.'s been traded.

BOOM!

Let's dump JV next.

REBUILDREBUILDREBUILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C-Mo chose JD for Pick the Stick. LOL! IDIOT!

Need to trade Kinsler, Wilson, JV ? Kms

I'm down to trade anyone except Fulmer, unless there's a ridiculous offer too good to pass up.

lolTigers

Embarrassing

did we trade everyone yet

Ohhhh, Nicholas!!!!

Suck it, DallASS!!!

Ohhhh, Nicholas!!!!


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Let's strike while the iron is sorta hot and get this JV deal done!

Of course Johnny Kane thinks "the white sauce is where it's at."

ITYSWGOH,R?

I'm so sick and goddamn tired of Johnny Kane.

Of course now this team decides to get fun to watch again.

Of course now this team decides to get fun to watch again.
Yeah Shane Greene! They're totally going to go on some half-ass tear now where all they're missing is a power bat in right, a backup catcher who can get on base and a power lefty in the bullpen away from contending.

Of course now this team decides to get fun to watch again.

Right?

FUCK Tim.

HATE Tim.

Fuckin' Tigers, man. Fuckin' Tigers.

Mikie Mahtook is a player man. That was a great trade. Never going to be an all star but that guy will have a 10 year career.

Been saying the same exact thing!

Fucking Tim. Roids.

Who the hell is Muijica?

Fucking Tigers.

Back to not being fun to watch?

Sanchez just gets ROCKED.

Sanchez just gets ROCKED.

Sad, failing Sanchez got rocked by the successful, dominant Twins.

C'mon Hicks!!!

Damn. Nice catch.

LOVE the Twins.

God I hate Zimmerman. What a bust.

LOVE Polanco.

God I hate Zimmerman. What a bust.

Loved the 06 team, but time to let it go. They lost the WS.

J-Up. Man.

J-Up. Man.

SO clutch.

Mikie is such a bro.

EAT SHIT MOTOWN!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEc7IxFNkBU

Mikie is such a bro.
Yup. But if he can play like this I'll deal.

EAT SHIT MOTOWN!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEc7IxFNkBU

Chills.

Yup. But if he can play like this I'll deal.

Going to change my name to Timie Mahtook if he keeps it up.

Why do we still have Bruce RonDONE again??

Turn on Tigers Live, you guys!!

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MIKIE MAHTOOK

Why do we still have Bruce RonDONE again??

Sent back down, of course.

This guy is one of my least favorite 'gers ever.

Can they send Johnny Kane down with Rondon?

Fucking Stumpf.

How was J-Up's fly out not a homer but that Andrus hit was?

Texas' park is such bullcrap. Rigged.

No shame in losing to a TOUGH, championship contending Dodgers squad. The Tigers can take a lot from this. Story coming.

ENBERG!

Wait, the Dodgers have Granderson now?

"The Grandy Man"

You're better than this, Mr. Enberg.

Jesus, Trammell looks almost unrecognizable.

HATE Romine.

JACOBY!

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Highlight of the season, by far.

The whole Romine family is a buncha punks.

Miggy was going to murder dude if the boys didn't jump in.

Frazier's a little bitch, yeah obviously it was intentional but he got him in the meat of the thigh. Not trying to kill somebody like betances' bitch-ass.

Frazier's a little bitch, yeah obviously it was intentional but he got him in the meat of the thigh. Not trying to kill somebody like betances' bitch-ass.

I bet if Frazier got into a fist fight, all of his swings would miss. BOOM!!!

Betances is such a fucking bitch. Fuck that guy.

Ohhhh Jose!

Tigers are in it!

Foul ball. smh.

Man, this team sucks you guys.

Puke garbage.

Not even FUN TO WATCH.

J-Up is cool, though.

LMK when they make the playoffs again.

Thanks, fellow kids.

LMK when they make the playoffs again.

I will PM you in 2019.

Verlander is BACK again, I guess.

Smell ya later Justin.

Smell ya later Justin.

Trading the wrong one?

But I guess if he was going to opt out and leave anyways, BYE!

Tigers now have no African American players.

This y'all see what's going on here.

Smell ya later Justin.

So sad.

Nvm on #348

Can we trade Gibson?

Kluber might pitch a no hitter today. This lineup is atrocious.

Tigers legend Carlos Pena in the booth!

Tigers legend Carlos Pena in the booth!

Damn, can't believe I missed it!

JD has 18 homers in 40 games with the D-Backs. He's going to get paid.

JD has 18 homers in 40 games with the D-Backs. He's going to get paid.
Mike ilitch would have backed the truck up to bring him back. RIP.

God give us back Mr. I and J.D. and we'll give you Donald Trump and Mike Pence.

How's J-Up doing in LA, Vin?

God give us back Mr. I and J.D. and we'll give you Donald Trump and Mike Pence.

Typical Tigers fan, the real dreamers.

How's J-Up doing in LA, Vin?
Killing it. SMH.

Tigers put a HURTING on those boys from Kansas Shitty. The #Pushfor83Wins rolls on!

TRIPLE FUCKING PLAY!!!

I wonder if UM's Furbush is related to Tigers legend Charlie Furbush? What's he up to these days, Vin?

Kevin Millar still in the league?!

Tonight's our Super Bowl, you guys. Huge!

Tomorrow's our Super Bowl, you guys. Huge!

This team is pathetic. Can't even end a historic AL winning streak. I hate them!

Zekyl on cloud 9 #smh

Still 16 games left. *groan*

I cancelled MLB, but wish I could watch the youngsters.

Holy shit, Al Al is still around?!

WE'RE STILL ASS, BUT I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS ONE!!

WE'RE STILL ASS, BUT I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS ONE!!
Sit back and.....?

SMILE!!

IN MY 'VETTE, WHILE ROCKING THE SHAVED HEAD BALLER LOOK

Lol @ hawk fucking cheering openly for the no hitter to get broken up. Never seen someone so happy to be losing 12-0. What a douche.

That would've been our Super Bowl.

The losing streak is over!!! It has happened, Detroit! You believed in this team.

No, no we didn’t.

Very true.

Really pumped for the MLB Draft, you guys! Hope we draft that one kid.

Really pumped for the MLB Draft, you guys! Hope we draft that one kid.

Who is he related to, Avila? Jim Price?

Final two outs of the Ausmus era coming up.

Final out of the Ausmus era coming up.

The Ausmus era is over, you guys.

Potentially a HUGE loss right there, leaves us tied for worst record. So pumped for the draft.

We got the #1 pick!!!

We got the #1 pick!!!

I got Brady Singer going #1 overall to us in my mock, which I will release later.

Think we’re gonna like it

Why does the draft have to be in June? Such bullcrap.

https://twitter.com/bsinger51