Langdon might actually be kinda good, but so many also felt that way about Tr*y.

There once was a man from DePaul
Who played for the Sixers last fall
They needed the cash
Then quick as a flash
The Detroit Pistons claimed Paul Reed off of waivers, picking up the remaining two years of his contract (that's all)

Cade got the big bucks

it's amazing how low the Pistons rate at this point for me that I'm just seeing the Cade and Paul Reed news here and now. Unthinkable 10 years ago. Thanks Tom!

Poor Coach Bickerstaff has to sell his house... dude might be homeless soon:

https://www.metrotimes.com/detroit/new-detroit-pistons-coach-jb-bickerstaff-puts-lakefront-ohio-mansion-up-for-sale/Slideshow/36801978/36802181

Pistons legend Joe Harris retires!

https://i.postimg.cc/6pQTGsfX/image.jpg

https://www.mlive.com/pistons/2024/08/ex-pistons-guard-and-former-three-point-champ-retires-after-10-seasons.html

Never forget.

Another season fighting the shitty Bally Sports app.
https://www.freep.com/story/sports/2024/08/23/detroit-pistons-red-wings-staying-on-bally-sports-detroit-for-2024-25/74926307007/

Detroit Pistons and Detroit Red Wings fans who sprung for the upgraded Xfinity cable package that includes Bally Sports Detroit don't have to start looking for a new deal this season ? yet.

Diamond Sports Group, owners of Bally Sports Detroit, will continue to carry local game broadcasts for 20 NBA and NHL teams, including the Pistons and Wings, in the 2024-25 season.

It doesn't mention Tom Gores by name, but more gouging of prisoners by Securus:

https://www.wsj.com/business/telecom/13-for-a-video-call-25-for-a-movie-tablets-connect-prisonersat-a-steep-price-53dbf21d (or https://archive.ph/ei9Ll)

Pistons role in the evolution of Big Shot Bob - ugh

https://www.basketballnetwork.net/old-school/robert-horry-mightve-never-won-seven-championships-if-he-hadnt-experienced-his-turning-point-in-1994

FUCK YOU I WON'T CLICK

Instant shudders at the memory.

Wait, is this a real game?

Wait, is this a real game?

It was a pretty good game for the first 3 quarters.

we trash

Pistons not currently getting blown out versus Boston

Tobias Harris is a basketball terrorist.

Tobias Harris is a basketball terrorist.

But he's been such a great influence on Simone Fontecchio!

But he's been such a great influence on Simone Fontecchio!

I don't wanna talk about it!!!

MY Pistons.

Simone is really tickin' me off. Pasta eating bitch.

Duren rejecting shots like he's a Trump supporter.

Really hope Kane doesn't end up as George's permanent replacement, seems like a nice guy but he sucks.

Cade makes so many bad passes, I'm surprised he isn't playing QB at Michigan.

The Ivey improvement is real!!!!

"Rylee" Linting

It's nice having a team of actual NBA players.

That's so true, Timone.

Really hope Kane doesn't end up as George's permanent replacement, seems like a nice guy but he sucks.
Not a Smooth thing to say.

Duren rejecting shots like he's a Trump supporter.

Cade makes so many bad passes, I'm surprised he isn't playing QB at Michigan.

It's nice having a team of actual NBA players.

And a coach who at least looks like he kinda gives a shit.

Deport Fontecchio.

They aren't shitting the bed in the 4th. PROGRESS.

Jaden Ivey > Kobe Bryant.

This is a game they would've lost for sure last year, and probably even a week ago.

Winning streak, y'all.

Love smacking these Laker bitches around.

Love smacking these Laker bitches around.

Me too. It never gets old. Heh.

Nice to see Ivey and Duren playing with more effort

Put Monty Williams in prison.

Put Monty Williams in prison.

Seriously, talk about stealing money.

Second night in a row I was let down by Harris.

Second night in a row I was let down by Harris.

And who's fault is that?

The Pistons lost a nailbiter against Houston so the Lions might win a nailbiter against Houston.
Karma, or some shit like that.

Ausar is cleared to play.

And who's fault is that?

Glenn's

Miami Heat with the unexpected Chris Webber tribute tonight.

Thanks, SPO!

https://i.postimg.cc/Gt8kfS4r/image.jpg

Glenn's

Always

“Head laceration” for Hardaway Jr, just, man

At least FonTRASHio is out, too

Are we good at cupping?

We're #26, with a bullet!

https://www.sportico.com/feature/nba-team-values-ranking-list-1234697991/

Swept the Lakers... heh!

Genuinely did not remember they already played against LAL this season, so this is like getting two wins at once. Thanks Mxy!

Three wins in a row on the road... heh heh heh.

And the third got Mike Brown fired.

Hopefully teams stop hiring this guy.

Ivey's leg got broke

That sucked

.500 record after 36 games. No sleep till Brokelyn, bitches!

Got some new scrubs and Dennis Schroeder

This guy beat me to it. Props.

https://x.com/ljay_6/status/1887635631486239070?s=46

Got some new scrubs and Dennis Schroeder

Ultimately, just one new scrub... Lindy.

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